>"Anon, remind me again about why I put up with everything you do."
>>25716121
>"Two words, Twilight: hot monkey dick."
>>25716121
No creature in Equestria can give you belly rubs as I do.
>>25716121
"You signed this legally binding contract-" *unfurls a scroll*
>*riiiiip*
"That was not the original, Twilight."
>>25716130
>"That's three words."
>>25716174
Yes, but you'll get the last one tonight
>>25716121
my tight monkey asshole
>>25716121
>Proceed to scritch her ears
>Twilight Doggle whimpers and tries to resist tapping her hindleg
>>25716232
>>25716232
>>25716232
>>25716232
I don't get it
>>25716232
>>25716232
I love it when a plan comes together.
>>25716412
Yes, you are retarded.He said the word dick at the end, so it means she will get the dick tonight.