"Oh my! Your wounds look awful! Come inside and lie down and I'll get you some pain medication...you aren't allergic to Morphine are you? Oh goodness I hope not, because all I have in stock right now are Morphine Syrettes."
>>25714726
>Come inside
Oh, you bet your ass I will!
>>25714804
you dun goofed.
>>25714804
That is not how you spoiler. Silly newfag.
Fuck, everybody saw that.
>>25714820
You can't hide your fuckups on 4chan motherfucker.
I'd like Doc Fluttershy to nurse me back to health
>>25714726
OH GOD YELLIW THONGT HORSE IT HIRTS!Y I THINK IMMA GONNA DIE!! Please GIVE ME A NON LWTHAL DOSE!! God Damnit!!
>>25714726
You can have a morphine allergy?
>>25715167
yes.
>>25714726
>Filename
By that filename I'm thinking Fluttershy is in Appaloosa giving her medical expertise to help the growing tensions between the settlers and the buffalo.
Doctor Quinn Fluttershy spin off green?
>>25714726
>tfw you will never be a human dropped into the Everfree and survive for months off the fat of land
>tfw a manticore will never fight you over your meal and fuck your shit up
>tfw you will never kill it and drag yourself to any sort of civilization
>tfw you will never be nursed back to health by Fluttershy as you share your forest man stories
>>25714726
>"Fuck you. I'm fine. Just... fine. *wince* Just let me back out on the battlefield, I have something I must finish.. ah. ow. eh."
>>25714726
And here I thought Equestrian medics would only have lollipops.
Yay, morphine!
>>25715375
>no green of this
>This will never happen
why live?
>>25715496
But combat medic Fluttershy is here to help!
>tfw Fluttershy will never heal your injuries by farting into your mouth
>>25715839
That's not how you heal injuries.
unless you laugh at something like that.
because laughter is the best medicine.
>>25715800
it did happen.but i dont remember the name of it
>>25715883
Then it needs to happen again.
>>25715619
They also do have lollipops. But those are candified oxicotin.
>>25714726
>Let's go practice medicine!
>>25715855
I love her, and I need to feel the warmth of her ass within me. It would repair any break, wash away all pain.
>>25715839
no point in living knowing that I guess
>>25716003
TF2 a shit.
>>25716102
but Fluttershy a cute
>>25716306
Fluttershy is good.
But TF2 still a shit.
>>25714749
>U-um... I need an adult.
>>25716356
>I am a ADUUUUUUUUULT!!
Hello darkness my old friend...
>I have faith in you fluttershy
>>25716534
>Having faith.
Science is more important.
>>25716738
>faith in science
>>25716534
> I see what you did there
Flutterhealer is best healer
>>25716747
Science doesn't require faith.
>>25717091
I'm sensing some tension here.
>>25714884
>Ain't that the truth
>>25717169sexual tension.
>>25715375
>Forest man stories
"So this one time, there was these two bears; Both of them were chicks."
>Anon slowly chips away at a chunk of wood, whittling it down.
"They were beating the shit out of each other, so I decided to step in; I offered a threesome. I mean, what bear wouldn't wanna fuck this?"
"And then they both attempted to maul me to death. That's how I got this scar on my testes."
>>25717648
>Every single story is about Anon trying to fuck something to varying degrees of success
>>25717662
>Implying it isn't for keks.
>>25718111
>Implying I was implying that it wasn't for keks
>>25714726
Oh yes, you see I have seriously injured my Lasagna.
>>25718689
>Hurting your Lasagna
Jesus Christ, Ed
>>25716356
what is this
a pegasus for ants
>>25719718
No. For bacteria.
>>25714726
Oh, Doc Fluttershy, I've broken my heart, only cuddles will heal this infirmity.
