>Wake up, Anon! It's time for the huggening!
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>Wake up, Anon! It's time for the huggening!
>>25701862
>Open arms wide
"Come get some!"
>>25701862
I prefer the huger games, there can be only one.
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>>25701862
I think you mean fucking.
>>25701862
>>25701905
It will never happen bud, I'm sorry.
>>25701862
You'll never take me alive. I will never give into your damn friendship bullshit, not now not ever.
>>25701862
>>25701905
>>25701913
NO
THEY ARE REAL AND HUGGABLE
STOP TELLING FIBS
>>25701862
>You are anon
>As you go through your day, A pony clings to you for "the huggening"
>They're persistent. Despite their cute, light forms, you can never shake them off
>You know better because this happens at least once a week
>Fortunately, you're strong enough to go through your day with a blob of pastel colored horses clinging to your body
>You get a different crowd of ponies as a "sweater" every day, too.
>....its not totally uncomfortable. They're like a warm sweater on cool days, and they keep you entertained enough with their conflicting views on your daily activities and any attempts to "pitch in" on them
>...
>You only dread the beginning of estrus season. They tend to hump and moan lots while leaving you covered in their sticky juices.
>The ponies usually leave you alone at night, but during this time, they sleep on you, too.
>You tried throwing them out, but you'll still wake up in the morning covered in pone
>[spoiler[If it werent a norm by now, you'd make a joke about forgetting to turn off your swag[/spoiler],
>Such is the life you live in Equestria...
>>25702157
>I just though ponies were very affectionate.
>>25701862
Everyone except twi and dashie please leave the room for the moment.
*locks door*
>>25701913
>Realizes you're right
>>25702178
>Not wanting the two most cuddly ponies with you.
>>25702200
>>25701862
Can't wake up!