This ought to be good.
>>25693528
The guys in Expendabros.
Fucking Octavia.
I will fucking kill myself now.
>>25693578
Shit anon you beat me to it
>>25693528
>Played an RTSG
>There's no main character
>But I'm the one controlling everything
>I'll fuck my pony
>>25693528
>Little Mac is going to fuck Rarity
Im going full Cůck and im going to watch it happening.
>>25693528
>Favourite pone
Octavia
>The Protagonist
That kid from Undert-
>>25693578
>>25693590
...okay.
>>25693528
>CS:GO
>Generic CT
>"Fire in the hole"
Bomb has been planted.
fallout 4
my character is me
Rome 2 doesn't have a protagonist, so I'm safe.
>>25693528
my m-1 does my talking
>picross
>>25693628
We both lose our favorite Music pone.
Come, let's feel pathetic brother.
>>25693664
That picture is pic related
Xcom commander is the protagonist.
Some faceless dude is going to get ponkas pussy
>>25693528
>hearts of iron 3
>conquered all the world as Germany
Damn, Applejack is gonna have the entire Globe into her ass
>>25693528
>Jiro from payday 2
>Can't truly say sunset here because ponies so
>Vinyl
...I don't even know anymore.........I just..don't even know anymore....like....HOW WILL THIS WORK!?
:^)
>>25693729
Just thought of that made me kek
>>25693528
>Favorite cartoon equine
Vinyl
>The Protagonist
'Hero', Fable 3
...
Just fuck my shit up family.
>>25693528
Multiplayer beta of Uncharted 4. Nolan North would probably be voicing the pony too so I think it'd be pretty funny.
>>25693528
Pinkie is too good for this short shit.
>>25693528
My character from D&D, a human wizard.
HEEEELLLLL YEAH.
>>25693787
>the chick I made for xenoblade
>daapi
Well she is japanese
>Last game: Shantae & the Pirate's curse
>Favourite Pony: Celestia
... This is acceptable.
>Jetstream Sam trying to fuck Fluttershy
>>25693528
Princess Rosalina bangs Starlight Glimmer.
Fuck,I wanna see that.
>>25693528
My last game which I played was " Osu! " a rhythm game where I am the " protagonist "
I guess I must have sex with Rd now ^:)
>>25693528
160 plat for my own warframe to kek me
>>25694285
nope
>>25693906
Raiden plowing Celestias rump.
>>25693528
So.
The simian flu virus from Plague Inc Evolved is going have sex with Rarity.
So does that mean she gets fucked by apes?
I'm okay with this.
>Yang fucking trixieIt's okay.
>>25693528
>Godzilla fucks Twilight in front of me.
I've made a green about this surprisingly enough.
>>25694379
my sides
>>25693528
>tfw the chosen undead
Not really a problem. He deserves the respect.
>>25693528
>Applejack
>The entire 501st Legion
They're gonna storm those trenches.
>>25693528
>forza horizons
>literally goes fast self-insert: the gameBEEP BEEP
Even she can't save him
>>25693528
Frisklike every other faggot hereand Lyra.
I can prolly wack my gack to this.
>>25693528
Not quite "protagonist", but the last character I played...
Undying from Dota 2, having sex with Twilight.
I'm done.
>played blade wolf dlc for revengeance
>watch robot dog fuck fluttershy
Iamokwiththisjpg
>>25694564
my sides are crippledbravoh
>>25693528
>Avid collector of ROMs & player of vintage arcade games via MAME
>Played Atari's Lunar Lander last night
>Favourite Alicorn: Princess Luna
...so either the Goddess of the Night had sex with a Grumman LEM, or she had sex with me, being the pilot of said LEM.
Your explanation should be good, OP.
>>25694693
Luna would fuck that LEM so hard the escape thrusters would fire.
>My Hunter from MH4U
>Twilight Sparkle
Woos her with a book on wyverns and their biology, tapping purple pony posterior by night's end
>>25693528
>Transformers: Devastation
This is probably the most autistic crossover possible.
>>25693528
The last game I played is rocket league so car X Fluttershy
>>25693528
Asuka from senran kagura and fluttershy
>>25693528
>Chosen Undead
>Pinkie Pie
Gesture -> Shrug
>Chrono Trigger
>Every Mane Si is my favorite in a way.
Neat!
>Twilight
>Fumika
O-oh my
>>25693528
>Favorite pone
Spitfire
>protagonist
The chinese empire from victoria 2
Dis gon be gud
>>25696197
i have also the ottoman empire for applejack
"anüs benim olacak!"
Bloodborne Hunter and Twilight Sporkle
>that wouldnt be kinky
>>25693528
A Dodge Charger
>>25693528
Fallout 4
I made myself
I have sex with Derpy
Nice
>>25696859
he's too powerful
>Lightning Warrior Raidy
>Ditzy "Muffins" Doo
"AHA! So you're the monster that's been causing trouble for the townsfolk lately!"
"W-w-w-what?! I'm not a monster, I'm a pegasus!"
"Don't try to lie to me! I know you've been crashing into buildings and damaging property! I'm here to punish you!"
"B-but those were accidents! H-honest! I didn't mean t-"
"Quiet! Hold still while I tie you up! I still haven't decided on your punishment yet! Hmm... should I spank you until your bottom bleeds or straddle you across a wooden wedge for a few hours? Decisions..."
"Oh, Celestia, help!"
>>25693528
Halo 5.
9-way with fem pony in the mix.
They're probably too augmented to have sex anymore so literally nothing happens.
>Big Boss has sex with Twilight
I guess D-horse wasn't enough for him
>Geralt of Rivia
>Twilight Sparkle
Since Twilight and Ciri have the same Japanese voice, my inner weeaboo wants to say that Geralt would see her as more of a daughter. Of course, that won't stop him from giving her The D. Geralt has fucked creatures far stranger than a magical, candy colored horse.
>>25693528
Frisk trying to have murderous sex with Twilight. I don't know how that'd end.
>>25693528
>My level 13 blood elf warlock named Tryxie
>The Great and Powerful Trixie
Both of them will be super into it.
>>25693528
>Jackie Estacado and Pinkie Pie.
Sad 'cause Ponk is probably going to die and also very confused.
>>25693528
>last game was Warframe
doesnt that just mean that the protagonist is me in a Warframe?
I am ok with this.
marcus and rainbow dash JUST....
>>25693528
Player character in Fallout New Vegas fucks Twilight
>tfw self-insert
Aw yiss.
>>25693528
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R : Shadow of Chernobyl
>Celestia
I bet he'd go Chernobyl on that ass.
>>25693528
>Joel
>Trixie
He's too busy carrying ladders to have sex.
a pheonix class cruiser is going to cum inside Rainbow Dash
female argonian dragonborn slays spike, schlicks with marshmallow pone
>>25694466
Wait, you did what?
>>25693528
>William J Blazkowicz fucks Octavia
Hell, I'd let him do it in a heartbeat. And I'm saying that in the least kekold of ways possible.
>>25693528
It's gonna end with a lot of clawmarks and some fisting, poor Twilight.
Jason Brody from Far Cry 3 is gonna dig out some bullets out of Moonbutt.
>>25694466
Pastebin?
>>25693528
Talion fucking Octavia.
Ok then...
>>25693528
a counter terrorist with twilight
>>25693528
>Bayonetta
>Applejack
Shit's about to get reeeeal kinky.
>Pro Evolution Soccer '16
I guess there can only be one true hero of PES.The conspiracy is real, Boris is porking Pank.
>>25697275
>My level40 mage named Fausth.
>Twilot
Going to need torespec to arcanebecause it's gonna get magical in that castle, before it gets too hot.
>last played pathfinder
>my gnome summoner and his hyena/snake/rat with mold instead of fur/scales and arms hidden inside his mouth
>fluttershy
fug
>>25698519
>>25699232
It happen near the end, but the whole green is not that long a read.
http://pastebin.com/PUMEcjZQ
>>25699531
>mfw reading the first part of the green
IT'S HAPPENING
The last game I played was rock paper scissors, and the winner was rock.
My favorite pony is Ponk.
Maude's going to need Boulder back eventually, Pinkie.
Isaac and Starlight Glimmer
As if Isaac hasn't been through enough already.
>>25693528
>Booker DeWitt
>Twilight Sparkle
A time anomaly is responsible. They're having Schrodinger's sex, it's simultaneously happening and not happening and Twilight is the only one who can make sense of the situation.
>>25699531
Oh shit, I was there for this one. I wasn't sure if you were the same guy way up there so I didn't say anything.That thirsty twi got my dick going something fierce.
>Hearthstone
>Murlocadin swarm build
Looks like Fluttershy is gonna get fucked by Uther in the middle of a Murloc gangbang.
And I don't have any AOE spells...
just played league of plebs because im a pleb :^)
Welp, it looks like Trixie's getting a rocket in her pocket
>>25700583
Fucking Tristana man fuck you goddamn OP ass high damage jumpy yordle cunt try a ruin games with the stupid ass bomb and jump shootahootshoot fuck you anon goddamnit can't fucking play without that bitch fucking everything up
>>25693528
>Last game I played had no protagonist
>Nobody has sex with my waifu
I don't know how to feel about this. I'm happy that she's not getting violated, though I'd rather her be happy with someone than have to wait for me forever.>tfw there is a universe where your waifu is saving herself for you and in this universeyou're the one who doesn't exist
Why live?
RaPe!!!
Welp... this is what I was flying before I crawled into bed. Protecting miners and being a fucking carebear :^)
And me being a nice guy would make me a protagonist...
So a male capsuleer fucks Vinyl.
k
>Derpy fucking Glim Glam.
Perfect.
>>25701174
Wait, what were you playing?
>>25693528
The Courier (played as female) from Fallout: New Vegas.
Flutters
Bow-chicka-bow-wow, lesbian fun
>>25694466
giant alicorn twilight who lost vs godzilla when she was in heat?
the arisen, random soldier in Bf4 or ratchet, fucking rainbow dash or fluttershy, thankfully not my waifu
>>25693528
>Female Dragonborn fucking Twilight
I guess I'm ok with this
>>25701067
what's the fitting supposed to be? i never played EvE
>>25700332
he's going to empty his plasma cutter inside her
>>25699124
Man I would kick your ass in bloodborne
Been playing 'Pirates, Legend Of Black Kat'
Fave pony, Octavia (been a lot of 'Tavi fags here haven't there?)
I WANNA WATCH!!!
>>25694778
Same as this anon. Would the protagonist for that be Optimus or the character you most used? Because that decides whether Pinkie is fucking Optimus or Grimlock.
>>25701636
Or would it be a five Autobot gang-bang?
>Sam and Max
>Rarity
Well this is awkward
>Anduin from Hearthstone
Does that count? If not
>JC from DeusEx (The original)
Confused, my Fallout New Vegas character has a 1 in intelligence with mods to expand the low intelligence dialogue and has the mental capacity of a small child, he shouldn't know what sex is.
>>25696859
No, you get to watch a copy of yourself have sex with derpy. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.
>>25693528
>Hunter dressed up as father gas can
>Ponk
That's really boring
>>25693528
I'm playing a game called life. So technically, I'm the protagonist. I react appropriately.
Also
[Spoiler] I just remembered the game. And you lost it.
>>25702759
Fucking SHIT I can never remember the fucking spoiler prompt.
>>25693528
>Sorey, the overly innocent Shepard, bangs twilight sparkle.
I don't even know anymore.
I wanna say something about him using his sword to purify her but i don't know
>>25701506
It's a target breaking fit.
There are assholes in my area ganking innocent miners.
That ship is designed to break their target lock, thus making it impossible to shoot anything.
>>25693528
>Last game : XCOM - Long War Mod
>Be the commander of humanity's first and last line of defense against extra-terrestrial threats.
>Favorite pony : Twilight
Hope book horse likes S & M, because Vahlen's got the entire science team lined up for her "interrogation."
Added bonus : Being the commander in the Stardust-verse timeline.
>>25694759
Same game,betterwaifu.
>>25702700
Oh God
My face with Fallout character personality
I don't think I could handle it
>>25702766
CTRL+S, newfag
Spyro Having Sex With Twilight Sparkle, purple on purple action, i think ill go grab my camera!
>>25693528
>skyrim
>dragonborn
>vinyl scratch
Nigga shits gonna get loud