>"Hey Nonny! Can you do a favor for me? I need you to tell me if this rag smells like chloroform."
>>25684731
no, it smells like chocolate icing
were you trying to drug but made a mistake in the kitchen somewhere?
>>25684731
What are you up to, Ponk...?
>>25684731
Anything to get rid of that awful rotten egg smell in here. Mind if I have a smoke first?
>>25684731
"Hm... Do you plan to tie me up and have your way with me?"
>"Well, duh!"
"Sounds good!"
>SNIFF
>tfw never will be raped by ponka
>>25684731
Hmm. Yeah, it does.
Well, see ya Ponk!
>>25684772
I came here to laugh not feel
>>25685054
FTFY
>>25685098
Oh god, another tripfag.
Please off yourself with the nearest means readily available.Kill yourself family
>Cease breathing from nose
>Hold rag up to face for a few seconds
Nope Smells like vinegar or something, go ahead and see for yourself.
>>25685158
Nah. Too fun.
>>25685158
The best way to handle tripfags is to just act like they never even posted, Anon.
>>25684731
>Fuck it, you've seen talking, flying, magical horses.
>Monsters of mythical mythic proportions brought down by cuddly, pastel horses aforementioned.
>With friendship.
>Seen the sun and moon ragdolled like hand weights.
>And somehow calamity seems to always miss its mark by a mere hairswidth.
>What could possibly go wrong?
Sure why not?
>The rag ponks hands you does, in fact, smell like chloro....chlor... Kloo...
>Who turned the lights off?
Continue?
>>25684731
>I need you to tell me if this rag smells like chloroform
Wilf Gasmask Grimshaw:'I've got my gasmask on, so no, Pinkie.'
(Proceeds to inflate eyeball at Pinkie, out of right gasmask window)
>>25684731
>every time I hear this bit
>>25685290
In reality is the only way to handle them.
Every other way just feeds them.
>>25685374
no, you're shit
>>25685290
>>25685459
Personally, I find the most effective way is to act like they're anons. Often they'll get mad I'm not paying attention to how special they are.
>>25684731
Uncle Nasty (to Pinkie): 'You get right up my nose you do, pal!'
>>25685464
Thank you anon. I'm free to get as drunk as I want now.
Night fags, this guys ruined a thread
>>25685374
Don't ask if you should continue. It makes you seem like an attention seeker. Either continue or don't, but, as a general rule, content is better than no content.
>>25685374
as soon as I start writing huh?
>>25684731
>Pinkie forces her hoof into your face and you attempt to push her away but to no avail.
>You feel yourself start to get weaker, and weaker as the room starts to fade to black, all your muscles tense up finally before you-
>Oh wait.
>All you smell is chocolate.
>You exhale heavily with the rag still pushed to your face.
>"So Nonny does it smell like chloroform?"
"No." you say muffled, face still behind the rag.
>"Aw shoot...it must've been the wrong rag..."
"Pinkie what are you-"
>She immediately removes the rag from your facial area and tosses it to the other side of the room.
>"Oh yeah what about this rag!"she says pushing yet, another rag to your face.
>Hmm...smells like strawberry!
"Nope."
>She tosses that one as fast as she did the first.
>"What about this one!"
>Cinnamon.
"Nope."
>"O-Okay...BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE!"
>Peppermint.
"No pink horse."
>"THAT'S NOT MY NAME ANON! NOW HOW ABOUT THIS ONE!"
"NO."
>She goes on for hours as she pulls out rag after rag, fabric after fabric, towel after towel, until it's closing time at Sugar Cube Corner.
>"Okay. Okay...LAST ONE!"
>She pulls a little box out of mid fucking air and opens it to reveal a glowing piece of cloth.
"U-Uh what is it."
>"I don't know...but we're gonna find out."
>It seems to move towards you, like it has a mind of it's own, and then it latches onto your face and smothers you to almost death, that is until Pinkie carefully removes said glowing cloth.
>Panting and wheezing, you attempt to thank her, but all that comes out is a muffled 'thank you'.
>"Oh Anon don't mention it. This is all the thanks I need."
>You begin patting your chest to regain your composure and do so successfully, the first words coming out of your mouth are,
"What do you mean?"
>Pinkie nips at your tie and soon enough rips it off as if ripping paper from a notebook, all of your clothes somehow following suit.no pun intended kek
>"Now Anon. Let's get freaky~"
>>25685591
>Fucking Pinkie Pie.
end
if it was shit.
sori
haven't written in ages.
and if you liked it well i have a pastebinpastebin.com/u/DerangedClownHorse
>>25685548
Nah, he was right.
We really don't need your green.
Especially with that attitude.
>>25684731
>Sniff rag.
"Yes pinkie, this sweet smell is probably Trichloromethane."
>"So... Do you feel anything? Sleepy?"
"No, it takes up to 5 minutes of continuous forced inhalation to render a person unconscious on chloroform alone. Rather, you should use Hydroxybutyric acid, Chloral hydrate, Diazepam or another solid organic compound dissol-"
>Anon is then hit in the back of the head with a large piece of wood, and promptly falls to the floor.
>"Ah told ya, my way was better."
>"Quick move him to the cart."
>"Hurry darling! I would like time to dress him properly!"
>"The cart is ready girls hurry!"
>"Umm... Rarity did you bring... the, uh. costumes?"."
>"Luna stop pushing me!"
>"Apologies.">Anon never woke up
say "you smell it first"
>>25685888
Can't I just get some green about being Pinkie's toy without being killed/something silly happen?
>>25685971
no because anon, we're in the real world.
>>25686012
i forgot my name was on and there's an error
just
fuck
my
shit
up
