>"Hello there."
>Oh my gosh, she approached you!
>This little pink pony is actually talking to you, without coercion!
>"My name is Starlight Glimmer.. Could this be your very first time in Equestria? "
"My name is Anon, I-i just arrived yesterday, I got my passport and everything, s-see."
>You hastily pull it from your pocket.
>"Very nice. Having arrived here aaallll alone, surely you could use a friend?"
"W-well I uh.."
>She pulls you down to her level with her magic as she wraps her hoof around you.
>"Isn't that, just precious?"
>Shes smiling but..
>This look she has in her eyes, like shes a lion about to devour her prey..
>"Here in Equestria, we believe, in equality for all, which means everyone gets a friend."
"That sounds nice."
>"Wonderful, then its settled, from now on, you and I are going to be best friends!"
"I, well I mean I didn't quite sign on for-"
>"You WILL be my best friend won't you Anon?"
>>25683033
>She pulls you down to her level with her magic
This counts as an assault.
>>25683033
with benefits?
>>25683033
Who could say no to those dubs
>>25683033I'll be Starlight's friend.Starlight is best pony.
>>25683033
>Wait a minute
>Why am I being such a beta faggot?
>GlimGlam wants to be my friend!
>Time to change my attitude
"Of course you adorable little horse! I would want nothing more!"
>"Great Anon! I'm sure we will have fun times! I am Starlight Glimmer!"
"What a pretty name, do you mind if I call you GlimGlam?"
>*gasp* "Nicknames! That's a great idea Anon! We are well on our way to a fulfilling friendship!"
>GlimGlam and Anon then went to do many fun things in Equestria, and fostered such a powerful friendship that even Twilight had a few things to learn from it.
Yeah that's how it would go down.
>>25683204
beautiful
>>25683204
Perfect green.
>>25683033
"S-Sure, I'll-"
>"Alright, drop the timid act. I know you've been sent to spy on me."
"W-What? I would never..."
>"Twilight sent you to make sure my 'friendship' was genuine, right?"
>You try to think your way out, but can't.
"Ugh. Fine. Yes. How did you see through my disguise?"
>She rubs your back with her hoof.
>"Sweetie, you're the only human here, who was previously seen with Her Majesty."
"Good plan, Twiggy," you mutter.
>"Now, I have a proposition for you. As you know, I no longer have my followers. I plan to acquire more, however, through more subtle means."
>You gasp slightly.
"Why are you telling me this?"
>She shrugs.
>"I was right about you. Equality dictates I let you know you were right about me."
"That's... noble of you."
>Starlight chuckles and rubs your chin with her hoof.
>"Isn't it? You want to join me."
"N-"
>"You don't need to deny it. Or actively help me with my recruiting. Just feed your precious princess false info about me and we'll be best friends."
>Your eyes shift down to avoid her gaze. You can't believe you're actually considering this!
>"I'll give you time to think. Though I know you'll make the right choice... comrade~"
>She giggles and gives you a peck on the cheek before disappearing into the crowd.
>>25683371
>comrade
Wait, hold up.
>>25683204
Can't zimzam the GlimGlam.
>>25683371
Go on....
Page 9 bampper.
>Tfw no one continuing or picking up these greens
>>25683371
Now we're going places.
