>"And as punishment for entering my Kingdom without permission, I promise to trap you, Anonymous, in a nightmare from which you will never awake!"
>"From this moment forward, you will *never* be allowed to return home to 'Earth', or see any of your loved ones there!"
>"Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!"
>>25678639
Doing me a favor, then.
>>25678639
#r00d
Can I visit them for christmas at least?
>inb4 posts of anons who hating the world.
>>25678639
okay, now how may i serve you, my queen?
>>25678639
You know the punishment for denying a human his loved ones?You replace them.
Prepare for Struggle Snuggles, you black-hearted nag!
>>25678639
>trapped in Equestria with a malevolent Nightmare Moon, who will probably torture you, is somehow preferable to Earth
C'mon. I know y'all faggots don't have it THAT bad off.
>>25678748
reread the op & come back to me
>>25678758
Yeah, you'll be trapped in an alien world, where a demon tortures you in your dreams you can never wake up from. Even worse.
>>25678770
>"From this moment forward, you will *never* be allowed to return home to 'Earth', or see any of your loved ones there!"
that's the nightmare
>>25678639
Someone's a grumpybutt
>>25678639
Can i bring a friend?
>>25678785
Either a literal or metaphorical nightmare, you're still trapped with an evil horse queen.
>>25678639
>Luna is a trap
>>25678785
>Tsundere Nightmare Moon actually wants Anon to stay close to her so uses this as an excuse
>>25678810
who i will willingly serve, you fucking sunfag
>>25678812
would still have relations with
>>25678792
>you're not you when you don't have a snickers
>>25678639
Oh good.
You don't know about how I am absolutely terrified of blowjobs and tall powerful black mares
>ohshit.jpg
Please, oh please Nightmare Moon.
Don't make me suffer that horror.
>>25678853
>"SILENCE, FOOL! Let's see how well you cower after I *REMOVE YOUR PANTS*! Hahahaha!"
>>25678884
>>25678639
Oh n-no...what a terrible fate...hey, are you hiring guards?
>>25678884
Please, stop, Nightmare Moon!
Don't do it!
I'm so afraid of such a nightmarish fate!
"Saying you'll win next time is a courageous sentiment but, you're in MY dream and I don't really see that's happening."
>>25678639
"Thanks your highness"
>>25678713
came here to post that
>>25678884
Oh no, please! Please anything but that! Not the blowjob, NOT THE BLOWJOB!!!
>>25678639
yeah ok. What's next; you're going to sodomize me? please don't do that, don't have sex with me until my dick and ass hurt, I beg you.
smoke weed eeryday
>>25678792
THEY MAKE THEM IN CHOCOLATE NOW?
>>25678639
...I don't see how that's so--OH GOD I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE SINK.