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>Alright, Anon, I know you're not gonna like this, but
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2015-12-06 01:21:13 Post No. 25672346
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= 2015-12-06 01:21:13 Post No. 25672346 [Report]
>Alright, Anon, I know you're not gonna like this, but I know how you can come to Equestria. You need to prove to your entire family and friends you're a brony horse fucker.
Worth it?
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= 2015-12-06 01:22:46 Post No.25672363
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= 2015-12-06 01:22:46 Post No.25672363 [Report]
>>25672346
Yo
You see that show with ponies on TV?
I watch it sometimes.

That good enough?
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= 2015-12-06 01:23:35 Post No.25672371
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= 2015-12-06 01:23:35 Post No.25672371 [Report]
>>25672363
/thread
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= 2015-12-06 01:29:45 Post No.25672447
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>>25672363
You gotta PROVE it. I'm talking real, hard proof. Search history, video footage. Make it retardedly clear.
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= 2015-12-06 01:32:52 Post No.25672474
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>>25672447
My mother already knows I fuck horses and that I fap to real mare vag.
That good enough?
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= 2015-12-06 01:34:09 Post No.25672485
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= 2015-12-06 01:34:09 Post No.25672485 [Report]
>>25672474
I meant that I fap to MLP porn, fuck.
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= 2015-12-06 01:37:07 Post No.25672518
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= 2015-12-06 01:37:07 Post No.25672518 [Report]
>>25672346
Ok, easy.
>Force your cock into Twilights mouth.
>Grab a video camera and face fuck her.
>Record your dick going into the horses mouth and out.
>You still record it after you fill her mouth with your cum.
>Once she is on the ground, you insert your cock into her pussy
>She stares at you than she sees the camera.
>Holy shit, she's tightening up.
>Cum inside the tight little horse pussy.
>Put the video on VHS and show the family later.
>Go back to Twilight
So I proved it. Can I go in now?
>GET DUNKED ON by Twilight Sparkle
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= 2015-12-06 01:39:42 Post No.25672553
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= 2015-12-06 01:39:42 Post No.25672553 [Report]
>>25672346
Well, I don't, because I don't clop.
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= 2015-12-06 01:42:55 Post No.25672598
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>>25672346
>friends

Oh Twilight, you silly girl.
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= 2015-12-06 01:43:39 Post No.25672611
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= 2015-12-06 01:43:39 Post No.25672611 [Report]
>>25672474
No shame in finding horsepussy hot. You're among friends, faggot.
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= 2015-12-06 01:44:48 Post No.25672631
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= 2015-12-06 01:44:48 Post No.25672631 [Report]
>>25672447
Nope.
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= 2015-12-06 01:45:50 Post No.25672645
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= 2015-12-06 01:45:50 Post No.25672645 [Report]
>>25672346
Do I have to just tell them, or can I bring them?
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= 2015-12-06 01:46:59 Post No.25672662
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= 2015-12-06 01:46:59 Post No.25672662 [Report]
>>25672346
Twilight, I thought I told you to stop calling this number
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= 2015-12-06 01:47:43 Post No.25672670
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= 2015-12-06 02:00:26 Post No.25672808
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>prove I'm a weirdo
>alienate pretty much everyone I care about
>go to horseland
>never see anyone or anything I care about ever again
>no guarantee of acceptance, let alone horse pussy/johnson
>be stuck in magic land as a magicless creature with no training and no inventory of note, probably forever

OR

>reject offer
>the You Will Never is REAL
>stay in this bullshit, with all these shitters
>spend the rest of my waking days playing "what if" as I commit slow alcohol suicide
>miss out on what is potentially the best opportunity a human being could possibly have to be truly happy and safe
>F O R E V E R
>just to save face for a bunch of people I hate deep inside
>wonder if I was insane all along as I near the end

Decisions, decisions.
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= 2015-12-06 02:25:54 Post No.25673058
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= 2015-12-06 03:51:20 Post No.25673933
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= 2015-12-06 03:51:20 Post No.25673933 [Report]
>>25672346
(Thinks about the offer for a second...)

Heh. Ha. HAH!

HAH! I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS! and my family already knows.
TAKE ME TO PONYVILLE, FAGGOT!
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