What harmless things can we do to scare the ponies?
This.
>>25660400
WAKE ME UP
>>25660369
eat meat
>>25660369
Tell them that at full moon humans turn in to pony-eating spoopies.
>Grape
>>25660417
SAVE ME
>>25660369
Put a cucumber behind them while they're eating.
>>25660517
>>25660369
Yo Twi check this out.
>>25660526
YOU SICK FUCK
>>25660369
Tell them that you love them
>>25660536
>>25660369
shit on them
>>25660417
>>25660517
>>25660528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZW_XL4pWsM
>>25660528
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING IVE BECOME
>>25660604
I love you.
>>25660369
show them /mlp/
>>25660369
Fucking laser pointers man!
>>25660558
>>25660714
Now I want to see a pony chasing a laser pointer
>>25660738
>pic related
>>25660369
Use a vacuum cleaner.
>>25662957
I came in here to post this.
>You were going to hell for this, but damn would it be worth it.
>You be Anon.
>The green asshole of equestria.
>Tales of your dickishness spread far and wide.
>Pranks like when you shaved Luna’s flanks.
>Or put laxatives in Celestia’s cake.
>But you have outdone yourself this time.
>In a small pouch you had your latest weapon against boredom.
>Hundreds of toilet paper teardrops.
>But what’s inside them you may ask.
>Well you were shit at many things in life.
>But chemistry was not one of them.
>And with some refinement you managed to make enough silver fulminate.
>And you were going to use them.
>Responsibly of course.
>With a skip in your step you headed towards your first victim… er friend.
>Flutterbutter.
>One of her animals shit all over your yard last week.
>Time for some well earned revenge.
>When you got to her cottage you spread them all underneath her doormat.
>Knocking on the door you sprinted away and dove into a nearby bush.
>This shit was going to be good.
>”Hello?”
>The door opened slowly and the familiar pink maned pony stuck her head out.
>”Is anyone here? Oh dear I must have missed them.”
>You watched with anticipation as her hoof descended on the mat.
>The noise of the first few snaps grew as her reaction on put more weight on the mat.
>The popping noises were just to much for her.
>Her shrieks filled the air as she jumped back into her home.
>Even from your vantage point you saw what happened next.
>She fucking fainted.
>And fell right on the rabbit.
>Good.
>Fuck that little nigga.
>Bitch bit you the other day.
>Maybe it’s time to visit Twiggle tits?
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Every thread deserves a little green.
>>25660558
>>25660558
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>25660539
Apparently that freaks the fuck out of cats. Anyone know why?
taze them in their sleep. Be sure to inform them that it's just a prank, afterwards.
>>25660369
>>25663537
They think it's a snake, and their biological, instinctive reaction is to jump away. It happens before they realize it's just some lumpy, green vegetable thing.
>>25660738
We had a greentext story for this, I didn't save it though.
>>25660369
Suddenly grab them and go, "RRAHHH!"
