>"It's about time you finished using the bathroom.
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>"It's about time you finished using the bathroom. I've been holding it all day. Now it's time to let- Oh dear god what is that horrid smell! Sweet Celestia it smells like something died in here! What the hell did you eat!?"
>>25658113
Light up a Candle ya cunt.
>>25658113
>Sweet Celestia it smells like something died in here! What the hell did you eat!?"
Something that was alive until I snapped its neck with my anus.
>>25658113
>What the hell did you eat!?
Yo momma's pussy.
Cabbage and fish.
scootaloo.
>>25658177
> rainbow dash preening her wings after giving you a wing job
>>25658282
>wingjob
>rubbing itchy feathers all over your dick
that sounds like it would be almost as bad as the time it jerked it with mom's steroid had cream.
>>25658113
Two cans of pork hash, a platter of spanikopita, and a can of soup.
Oh, also a bowl of rice, two apples, a banana, and three oranges.
...I was hungry.
>>25658113
>your mom
>she was great with a bit of mustard
>>25658113
>grab Dash
>wrap arm firmly around midsection
>cup hand over mouth
>resist her thrashing around while you make her smell it
"This is what you get for barging in on me."
>laugh as she wretches and gags and tries to bite your hand to force you to let her go
>simultaneously get covered in her piss and vomit when she can't hold it in anymore
>>25658346
>steroid cream
So did your dick get swoll? Or your balls shink...
Also feathers aren't itchy. The itchy part from pillows are the part that is in her skin, the follicle
>>25658579
nigga what
>>25658113
My fanfics
>>25658579
boner pls be gentle
Rainbow this is the second time this week you've come specifically to my bathroom, go fuck off already
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>>25660734
Fuck off.samefag