>"Hey anon, I need your help."
>"See, Celestia put me in charge of creating the New Equestrian Military since the royal guards aren't really all that useful."
>"Thing is, I don't know the first thing about military and there aren't a lot of books on the matter"
>"I figured you, being from a horrendously dangerous planet from what you've told me, would have a lot more expertise in the matter."
>"So 'general' anon, what's the plan?"
>>25651871
Fuck em up
>>25651871
Sit on my face immediately.
>>25651871
Wear this, yellALLAHU AKBAR!
then trigger the dead man switch
Hasn't your defense basically relied on a handful of powerful wizards for thousands of years? And you're still here, aren't you? Why do you even need an army?
>>25651871
CAMPING IS A LEGITIMATE TACTIC
>>25651871
If we cuddle it'll help me think twi
>>25651871
"I only have one rule. Everybody fights, no body quits. If you don't fight I'll kill you myself!"
Affix bayonets
>>25651940
They need something to legitimize the military budged otherwise the population might realize they've been spending it on cakes this whole time.
>>25652062
Just raise taxes and give triple the defense budget to zebras and nobody will question it.
>>25651991
I'm from Canterlot and I say kill 'em all.
