>Anon, I need to talk to you!!!
>>25651577
What the fuck is it Twiggy? I'm trying to play vidya.
wow, a screaming hoers
Is it true that it's one person making all these Twilight prompts? How many have you made today?
>>25651594
idkwuta
>>25651577
>Be Anon running away from Virgin Mobile's home.
"Virgina will never see it coming."
>As you ran, you bump into something that appeared out of nowhere.
>"Hello Anon, how are you on this fine day?"
>You look towards the source of that obviosuly fake accent.
>It's Discord.
"Yeah, good. This is not a good time."
>"Why isn't it a go-"
>Before Discord finishes his sentence, there is an explosion coming from the castle.
>Through the windows of the castle, you and Discord see white goo coming out through the windows.
>Moment of silence.
>You look at Discord, whose confused look turned into a smile.
>"Anon, what did you do?"
>He asks as he giggles like a schoolgirl around her senpai.
>Twilight's doors open and she walks out of the castle, covered in sticky white goo.
"Well, I wanted to surprise Twilight by showing her what type of man I wanted to be when I grew up?"
>"What...is that?"
"A SEMEN"
>Twilight is in the center of Ponyville, her search provided her with no Anon.
>She magicks the semen off her and closes her eyes.
>She sighs before she yells
>"ANON, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!!!"
>She sounded pissed.
"Ayy Discord, can you teleport me somewhere that is not Ponyville?"
>Discord was laughing the whole time before he heard your request.
>"Sure why not?"
>He wipes a tear from his eye
>"What are friends for?"
>You get teleported to a random place.
Thought this would require at least a piece a green before it dies.
>>25651577
Ow my fucking ears! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
>>25652655
Dubs says Yes....to what though?
>>25652395
kek