>>25646950
Make myself deaf and go back to sleep

>>25646960
She won't leave you alone until you boop her for snooze

>>25646974
then i will happily boop and go back to sleep

>>25646950
Smash the living fuck out of it.

Wake up.

>>25646992
She's made by Nokia

>>25646993
CAN'T WAKE UP

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>>25647018
kek

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>>25646992

>>25646950
Wake up and turn off alarm clock pone.

>”Beep beep beep beep!”
>You shift around your bed, trying to hold onto your sleep.
“Stupid alarm,” you mumble out from under your other breath.
>As if insulted, your alarm increases in pitch and volume.
>”Beep beep beep beep!!”
>Tossing the other way, you grab your pillow and shove your head under it.
>The beeping reduces in volume significantly, and you try to go back to sleep again.
>Your alarm isn’t having any of it, however, and you feel her fall onto your bed.
>The beeping once again increases in volume as she starts walking towards you.
>She crawls up onto your neck and squeezes herself between you and your pillow, slowly making her way up the side of your head.
>She reaches your ear and for a moment the beeping stops.
>You know better than to assume she’s stopped.
>You hear her inhale sharply as she fills whatever organs she has with as much air as possible manage before bringing her head down into your ear.
>You hate this part.
>”BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!” she screams.
“God dammit, fuck!” you yell, bolting upright and tearing the pillow off your face.
>Your alarm goes flying, bouncing off your bed before falling to the floor with a resounding thud.
>”BEEP BEEP BEEP BE—”
>The beeping stops.
>Silence.
>You wait a few seconds, confident that the sound will return.
>When it doesn’t, however, you begin get a little worried.
“...Allie?” you call.
>Allie doesn’t respond. Dead silence is all you hear.
>Slowly, you make your way across the bed, peering downwards.
>Allie is lying on the floor, limbs sprawled out and completely motionless.
>There isn’t even a flicker of life in her ‘eyes’.
>Oh god.
>What have you done?
>Carefully, you reach down and pick her up.
>She’s small enough to fit completely in the palm of your hand.
>Does she even have a heartbeat?
>You feel a wave of guilt wash over you as you hold her close.
>This is all your fault.

>>25647038
Look at this horse. How can you not want to carry her around with you everywhere?

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>>25646950

>>25647058
>See battery is dislodged
>Put battery back in
>Beeping continues

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>>25647058
mfw

>>25647058
>This never would’ve happened if you had just gotten up instead of trying to sleep in.
>You bring her up to your face.
“A-Allie? Please, no...” you almost sputter.
>Just barely, you see a hoof twitch, and she emits a weak cough.
“Allie, I’m so sorry!”
>”A-Anon,” she rasps. “P-please...”
>You can feel your heart stop.
“W-What is it?”
>”W-Wahhmmnn...” she mumbles, her voice growing weaker by the second.
>You bring her up to your head to hear her better.
“What was that?”
>”ISAIDWAKETHEFUCKUPFAGGOTBEEPBEEPBEEP!!!”
>Goddammitfuckingfuckfuck!
>You freak out and toss the alarm into the air as you recoil backwards and slam against your headboard.
>She lands on the bed again, rising up on her hooves yell at you again.
>”ANONWAKEUPBEEPBEEPANONWAKEUPBEEPBEEPANONWAKEUPBEEPBEEP!”
>Her eyes light up again, showing a LED time display of 8:03.
“Fucking hell Allie!” you curse.
>You reach one hand over to her and bap her on the head.”
>”BEEPBE—”
>Her beeping stops, and she goes to fix her mane you messed up.
>”There, was that so hard?” she playfully asks, her voice returning to her normal slightly higher than average pitch tone.
“Did you have to scream in my ear?” you ask her.
>She smiles.
>”It worked, didn’t it? Look how awake you are!”
>You grumble.
>”Hey, I didn’t set my alarm, you did,” she says, trotting across the bed before hopping back up onto the nightstand. “If you want to sleep in, I do have a sleep function you know.”
>She plugs her tail back into the electrical outlet and curls up, ready to get back to sleep until tomorrow.
>She yawns.
>”I hope you had a good sleep, Anon. I know I did.”
>And with that she passes out, her glowing time display dimming in brightness slightly.
“...God dammit.”
>You are Anon and you have a problem.
>Your home is slowly being overrun by sentient talking pony shaped appliances.

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>>25646950
>"thanks for the reminder"

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try to wake up
you can't

>>25646992
Lauren pls