Canterlot High. The high-school everyone dreams of entering. Inside its walls there's a world of adventure you'll never see in any other educational institution. Romance, fights, ridiculousness and more, are part of our student's daily lives.
Just like the real world doesn't turn around you, Canterlot High's world doesn't turn around anyone in particular. So, you will see a bit of everyone's life in here, no matter how minor their role had been in canon, they have a place in here.
Come here so you can listen to, or tell us about...
The Bradical Adventures in Canterlot High.
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Yes. We're the Normal Norman thread
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Useful links
Archived threads list: http://pastebin.com/FhsuatML (embed)
Archived Nolan's threads: http://pastebin.com/j89LWMS7 (embed)
Old NN pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Normal_Norman
Tool's oneshots: http://pastebin.com/eHUgCxh7 (embed)
Writers list: http://pastebin.com/zc1mNLqE (embed)
You can also add Kurobisu to your skype, just look for live:kurobisu_g
Join us in creating the human world around our beloved school.
Any contribution is good, your contribution is the best
Nyxfags in Canterlot High
Pick any writer, if I can fin his/her pastebin, I'll make a repost list with his/her stories
(Picture courtesy of NormalDrawfag)
Writers
AbnormalAnon (Lyingcake852)
AsexualPansexual
Axelanon
Based Writefag
Brock
Daftanon
DJRumSter (Rummy)
Faggot13
FullBodiedAnon
Kurobisu
Liseli Canis
Psycho
RainType
RnR66
Sitcom Anon
SongNonymous
Tool !!jDmKMp+WkyD
Some anons too
MIA writers
TryHardAnon
Jasse !h95PNqtZgw
Octavianon !X8g6kieGvk
MISSINGNO
Righteous
Silver Creep !i2o2fAXDbM
Artists
AbnormalAnon (Lyingcake852)
FullBodiedAnon
Kurobisu
NormalDrawfag
Nayaase' Beleguii
RnR66
Some anons too
What the fuck even happens in this thread anymore?
>>25610523
All I know is you guys are a bunch of disgusting weeaboos.
No offence.
>>25610527
You know you love it.
>>25610497
brock
i miss that nigga
>>25610481
i think we need to change the OP if you change the name, but we can talk it later
Tripfags in Canterlot High
>>25611065
Can't seem to ind his pastebin or any stories by him.
>>25611470
ok then
something from psycho
>>25611470
So, guess it's time for a writing prompt..
>>25610497
Wait isn't this outdated?
Kawaii Norma pls
>>25612258
On a scale from 1 to 10 how kawaii
>>25612740
Complete
Uguu/10
>>25612258
This is the future you choose.
>>25613340
Evens says what she's looking at
>>25614012
Thingken of Locker
>>25613982
The future is amazing!
>>25613982
12/10 would waifu
>>25614012
the principal fightin a deer
Norma crossing the dimensional barrier to Normans room to visit her bro.
But then Shimmer is sitting there waiting for him too. what happens
>>25616650
>will never get her revenge
>will never date the beanie
>>25610523
Brain drain, people just forgot how to have fun.
Norman as Mumen Rider
>>25618249
How about Norman cosplaying as Mumen Rider
>>25617142
Octavia's revenge is getting Vinyl for herself.
Stories about Norman and Mary just hanging out, having fun with each other, doing regular shit with other people and saving money together for this sweet Bong they found online.
But in the end she won't officially date him for reals. She goes to another state for college and so does he.
(Why she isn't in Sitcomverse)
>>25619683
>But in the end she won't officially date him for reals. She goes to another state for college and so does he.
>Norman will never be happy with the girls he actually likes.
I can't recall but I think she is in the Sitcomverse.
>>25619775
Shut
>>25619775
Norman must only live to suffer for what he did.
I like this general. I hope we get a 4th movie and eventually some EqG dolls of the BG people
>>25620792
I like this place too. It isn't chaotic or anything. My only complaint is lack of cooperation between anons and writers. Like when many anons post what they'd like to see happen, nothing comes of it
>Norman waking up next to Twilight
"Oh no I did it again.."
>Turns her over to reveal bruises and a black eye
"I gotta stop Sleep-Fighting"
>Twilight sitting with her friends having tea in ponyland
>"And look here girls. This book is what I use to communicate with Sunset Shimmer. Whatever she writes I instantly get through another dimension! Oh its glowing! That means I'm about to get one."
"Ayy Twilight this is Norman. Using her book because wow. Heh. Sunset Shimmer is one hell of a fuck. She made my mind explode with her huge tits and thick legs. Fucking her was a dream I think she made me cum 8 times but anyway I got a question. Can pony girls get pregnant? Came into her about 4 times when the condoms got boring but anyway things are fine here haha bye bye."
>Be Norman
>Shimmer bouncing her ass up and down your dick
>Finishing your 3rd cupcake
>Mary smacks the blunt out of your hand and yells
>Realize people are watching
>Man this is a fucked up funeral
>>25621368
>>25621345
>>25621211
just how high are you right now?
>Be Brad talking to Norman on XBL mic
"Hold up" says Norman
>"Ooohhh I'm gunna fuck you good" says Shimmer
"Damn Sunset you got me Wetzels Pretzels too fuck man thanks"
>You hear Shimmer moan and get spanked over the mic
>Start to masturbate at what could be
>Norman moaning with pretzel in his mouth
>Norman let's out a meaty manly pretzel moan as he cums deep into Shimmer
>tfw you came the same time he did
"You felt that shit too huh?"
>"Homie feel it...I feel it.."
>Spirit Brofist
>Norman resting after pounding some juicy Sophie pussy
>"Mmm...Norman I love you...so kind, warm and a killer in bed."
"Mhm.."
>She snuggles closer
>"I want to be with you forever..maybe start a family and-"
>Her hand falls from where she was feeling his chest
>He's gone
>No sign of him at all
>>25621441
>"I want to be with you forever..maybe start a family and-"
>He's gone
kek thats so wrong
>these shorts
>>25621441
Dammit Norman, she will be your wife one day.
>>25619683
>Mary
>College
Oh im laffing
Any story with Anon and Sugar Coat?
>>25623466
that's the twin tailed one with glasses from CPA right?
>>25623543
Yup.
>>25623579
Sorry Anon, she has appeared once as a harem joke in a quick gag short.
>>25623466
>/nn/
>stories with Anon
>>25623760
Don't forget about Zombie Anon X Mary
>>25623760
Teacher Anon.
Teacher Anon in Hope's christmas story.
Flutterbat story completed
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/298164/flutterbats-suitor
And a sequel
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/302318/stuck-with-flutterbat
>>25623760
Anon gets used a BG character in some stories
>>25624789
>>25624962
Correct, teacher Anon was a character even before that one Satyr story.
>>25625498
Normal since when are you an inter dimensional magical lesbian warrior alien.
>>25623682
Sitcom did a few shorts with her.
>>25625498
>It's Chloe's birthday
>Norman decides to get her something related to anime
>He notices that she would like to try Japanese riceballs
>Norman decides to get her that as a gift
>He asks Pinkie and Naomi to help him make it
>Its the first time for everybody making these
>Pinkie made the tastiest
>Naomi made the prettiest
>And Norman's riceballs looked alright and tasted alright
>With the huge amount of riceballs made they placed them in a box and gave them to Chloe on her birthday
>She ate all of them with joy
>Norman scored points with Chloe, Naomi, and Pinkie
>One of them he loved eventually?>You can imagined whoever you wanted out of those three
>>25627122
Pinkie
>>25628579
best girl
Got bored
Drew this
>>25627122
Naomi and Norman is true love.
The rest of the pairings are mindless teenage lust
>>25628227
Why do I always can tell your posts without seeing your name?
>>25629651
Thanks Pigman.
>>25629651
Fukken saved!
>>25629806
Because your peripheric vision detects the visual pattern of the letters.
>>25629651
Glad to see you still think about him, thanks you. Looks different from the last time you drew him. This is the face he made when he said"What's with all the colored people?"
>>25629651
"You'll live with me for how long.."
>>25631577
Sunset Shimmer is fucking great
>>25630727
Purple doesn't get the same love she used to.
The lockering
Electric boogaloo
>>25632775
Oh boy!
>>25632775
Looks like they sure are expanding those lockers.Who caught them in the act?
>>25632775
FUCK
SOMEONE WRITE PLEASE
>>25632887
>887
>Off-by-one.png
>they sure are expanding those lockers
It's the work of Scott
>>25632775
Nyaa pls draw Norman in bed with the Top 3 waifus and they're all snuggling him in post aftersex bliss and his brain is fried
>>25633104
Dude he doesn't take /r/equests unless he says so.
>>25633111
This >>25632775 is how he dies
Images finally tell a story
>>25633111
>>25632775
>>25629651
>>25625498
>>25613982
>>25610497
>Still not in Derpibooru
>>25633144
Normagiri(Maktogiri) is Already there.
>>25633166
I don't see it bro
Pinkie trying to shoo Scott's gay away when?
No man must ever love another man and she's there to help him be rid of this awful mindset
>Norman opens his gym locker
>Shimmer inside whipping another boy
"I fucking knew it.."
>"Wait Norman babe please!"
>She crawls to him and leans her head on his crotch
>Norman still in gym clothes
"You only liked me for my shorts!"
>Be Nolan in the Saints Tower
>"Young sir the boy Soren has entered proximity with flowers for your mistress."
"How absurd!"
>Grabs rifle from the wall
>Fucking shoots him in the knee, blowing off his leg
>Nolan reloads and is poured a cup of tea
"Why the nerve"
>Sip
>Scott and Vinyl working in the record store
"I don't get this place"
>"Why is that Scott boy?"
"This place doesn't even have vinyls"
>Vinyl points to herself, confused
>"But I am Vinyl! I thought I was doing a pretty good job!"
"Pff no. I mean the store doesn't sell music! Heck all there is are broken records!"
>"Well duh! This is a World Record Store! There's gunna be broken records everywhere!"
"Wack"
>Brad cruising for some pussy
"Wow look at that bitch over there"
>Damn that's a nice pussy
>The bitch goes to him
>He actually got laid that night
"What? Expected gay animal puns?"
>Mary smonking some good weed
>"Damn this is some good weed"
>Norman eating chips
"Crunch crunch crunch"
>it was a good day
>Brad dancing in his underwear listening to "Take on Me"
>Norman pokes his head out the door
"Brad come quick!"
>Hip thrust
>squirk
>"Unf"
>"And that's how I made it to this world. Any questions?"
>The class is silent from Twilights presentation on pony portals
>Brad pops his collars and stands on his desk
"Yeah. I got your question RIGHT HERE!"
>Pulls out his flaccid dick
>Begins to masturbate
>The class kept still for 40 minutes until the bell rang
>Brad didn't stop
>Some say he never did
>Others say he's still doing it to this day
>Norman gets out of the bathroom
>Sophie still purring on his bed in happiness
>"Oh my god Norman please let me be with you and we can continue to make love like thi-"
"youre still here"
>Scott getting his weekly facial
>Licking his lips to gather all the tasty cum
"Mmm man that was thick. Thanks for the protein my man."
>Brad zipping up
>"Yeah that was pretty awesome as always bro. Oh and, no homo haha. Can't go around thinking we're gay or something."
>Scott maintains eye contact and licks up the juice off his fingers
>Brads face when he hasn't said "no homo" yet..
> Gilda tagging up a building
>"Rulez stink"
"Haha I'm a fuckin artist"
>Packs up
>Suddenly, a man clad in Purple and Gold leaps into action
>"Stop! This is my street!"
"Oh shit it's Saint's Bro!"
>"Indeed I am, evil doer...Now face justice!"
"Hah yeah right what are YOU going to-"
>BANG
>Gilda drops dead with a bullet in her head
>"Nyoh ho ho!"
>He flies away
>>25633188
Search Heartcatch or Doki Doki Precure, or suman.
>>25634164
Everyone was too busy looking at Norman as a possible school shooter they completely disregarded Fluttershy, a fatal mistake.
>>25634897
Egads! It's hipster Norman!
>>25632775
TOP UNF
>>25633318
Someone do a comic out of this one
>>25634897
wh-what?
>>25633210
But Green is pure.
Please dont taint him with that Pink slut.
>>25635924
>But Green is pure
>>25633376
>>25635949
He only sucks dick ironically.
>>25632775
Not bad dog fucker.
Not bad.
>>25632775
I wonder if she knows what goes on in her school.
>>25637071
Only if she gets him all to herself on weekends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xEzmdzPn4g
>>25638226
Behead those who insult Aryan!
>>25638226
Remove beanie then
Soren is the MC now.
Scanned version
>>25634897
Never again
>>25639137
i get the feeling that one day you'll make a small comic parody of Monster Girls like a good chapter worth
>>25639137
Great
Sleepy
Someone draw a picture of Mary breaking up with Norman.
Brad feels for his bro
Scott shrugs
Sophie is sad for him too but [Cheers internally]
>>25643289
They were never dating.
Norman and Mary being fun stoner bf and gf just watching cartoons and shopping for pipes is way better than what other ships there are.
Tell me. If Sophie did get Norman, what would they do? Massive hooters can only go so far
>>25643368
Get married, have a daughter, go skiing, die in a tragic sledding accident, and leave little Norma to be raised by Rarity
>>25643379
Lame
>>25643379
I bet skiing was Sophies idea.
What if Naomi saw the Locker incident happen but kept quiet because she knew it wasn't his fault.
tell me a reason why norman never chatted with these lovely ladiesa normal story. noirman doesn't count
>>25644575
Did nothing wrong.
>>25644575
He's not into cougars.
The last time he tried one he ended up married to her with a kid on the way.
>>25643696More?
>>25610481
first
normal norman is the only "human"
and second
the pic is more evil than the first version
>>25644575
>>25645069
There's no reason for them to cross paths. He's always at the school or at home.
He also banged Celestia good and had a kid with her
>>25646057
What about the early sitcom episodes with Harshwhinny?
>>25645069
A few times he wanted to rut Button's mom and even got to
>>25646906
that was a good time
he was lucky button didn't had a brother
More Norma omg is it that hard
>>25648409
That's what she said.
>>25648409
Don't whine, this thread is going decent so far senpai
>Norman- Todomatsu
>Scott- Osomatsu
>Brad- Karamatsu
>Nolan- Chroromatsu
>Soren- Ichimatsu
>???- Jyushimatsu
Would you guys stop posting images
I wanna talk about shit and get into arguments
>>25650641
>>25650641
Okay, youre favorite background human is shit.
>>25650806
Scott is not a shit you asshole
>>25651091
>Scott
Get a load of this fag kek
>>25651091
You're right.
Scott ain't shit.
>>25651099
>>25651100
The fuck is wrong with that beautiful green baby
>>25651524
>"What is the cannibal story, the suppose entitlement to be an elitist, and inconstant background, Trebek."
nrmnnrml
,>>25643289
While their relationships was pretty much open, what would cause a fallout between the two?
>Sophie is sad for him too but [Cheers internally]
>>25653113
>hfw she sees yourdreams
>>25653131
>Stalked a student for days in his dreams just to rape him
Do you guys hate Norma
She isn't even lewd
:c
Make a story about Normanmeeting all his dead writers in a bar in his dreamswith Luna and probably one other male side character.
I want this for the glory of meta
>>25653713
>"Buckle up, Buckaroos!"
purple: best pokemon
>>25655910
Gotta catch that Purple.
>>25658337
>norman takes sunset to a mexican place
that sounds good
>>25658647
He's not going to hold her down and force feed her like the time they went out for Italian is he?
I made a thing
>>25660217
Me likey.
is it just me, or does the thumbnail looks like Celestia is showing her teeth in her smile?
>>25660217
Celery always a best.
>>25660217
1293804124 hours in paint, just to show what does the thumbnail kinda looks like to me.
Sorry for scribling on top of your drawing.
>>25660622
I see what you mean.
I initially made her a grin but thought a silly smile would contrast Luna better.
Good eye tho.
>>25660746
I mean, I wasn´t suggesting it as a change, it´s just that the thumbnail looked like that to me, and I was asking if it was just me who saw it like that.
I was surprised when I looked at the full size version, so I wanted to know if I was the only one seeing it.
>>25660764
You are not.
Looking again, I'm surprised myself.
>>25660856
Right?!
I think it´s a really cool visual illusion.
>>25661977
really?
fuck you guys
lets just let it die then
>>25654034
Her body is pretty lewd tho.
>>25663123
I know I´m a perv for saying this, but, this picture reveals that Luna´s got the bigger titties.
>>25663213
Real mature Kuro
>>25662485
Nigga we're getting content! Art and shit! Chill brah
Story about the Saints trying to beat up Soren for hitting on Young Master's future wife, Amy
board sure is fast tonight
How long until Norman bulges RaRa
>>25665643
when she comes to town, and norman get a backstage pass
Page 9 holy shit someone fucking do something
>>25665510
Some guy keeps bumping random threads for no reason.
>>25665197
Kill yourself.
>>25667632
Doing something.
>>25667891
Cool!
>>25663620
Breasts are a man´s romance.
>>25667891
Normal Quest 2: Electric Boopaloo
a request i did in the eqg edits thread
>>25671229
The bottom piece needs a bit more of a rise.
>>25671229
>Amy
>Not Mary
You dropped the ball
boop
>>25670560
So how would EqG Shining Armor feel if he heard Brad "le rocker" "mister steal your girl" was after his little sister and rumors of a "Beanie Boy" defiling her and others?
>>25667891
Sweet
>>25674266
Kek her face is a great reaction image of regret
>1 post an hour
Jesus christ I love this place, I'm always posting, always going around for suggestions and what to talk about even writing some filler to give us something a bit new but I took the entire weekend off and activity has dropped dead.
Is this it. Not even doomsaying
>>25676372MaybeMaybe not
>>25676372
We got art. Chill nigga
>>25674266
Checked and damn that's a cute Norman.
If dubs our general is the best if singles then Kurobisu is a fgt :')
>Happy end never
>>25680379
well... what kind of ending you expect in BtR?
it will end in a great miracle good ending, or in tears
>>25680887
It will end with Brad dying
>he's a man of law
>the other, is the biggest scaredy cat ever
>but now, together, will bring peace and justice against crime, and culinary monstruosities
>alexi forgot his surname
>i forgot his name
>in
>italian takeout
>hope you like pasta>coming never
>>25682399
>Anon forgets Axel's and Pete's name.
Kek
They're not my favorite, but they shure as fuck could use some spotlight-time.
>>25682399
Pete needs a comeback.
>>25684151
then try writing something about this obvious reference to ed, edd &eddie
>>25679287
I must ask you Kuro, are you a legs man?
Because Flutters seems to have an amazing set.
No one does the cool ideas
>>25685774
I'm all about her tits of course! Dominating a shy weak girl is my fetish! Fuck a bitch raw too
>>25685774
I´m a Flutters man.
I love her, no matter what she looks like. She´s my ideal girl.
Picture of Norman and Scott just sitting at a table eating
Nothing lewd or ultra hilarious
Just 2 dudes eating food
>>25685835
>>25686256
Who´s the true Kuro?
>>25682399
Ugh
I don't want this place to die guys
New chapter.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/298164/10/flutterbats-suitor/royal-dinner
>>25687793
Why you always whining! Oh my god! Stop whining!~
All right! Watch this guys! I'll write something!
>Be Norman
>I finish brushing my teeth and combing my big beard.
"Ah yes! I look good!"
>I walk out and decide it's a nice day to walk to school. I grab my back pack and head out.
"Everyday I'm walking down the street!"
>"Look it's that racist!"
>A beefy guy walks up to me and cracks his knuckles.
>"I need something to get my anger out and you are it racist!"
>He throws a punch at me and I quickly dodge it.
"You are too slow, for I am a dodgeball champion!"
>He throws another punch which I dodge and decide to return one myself.
"Take this!"
>I punch him in the gut and try to step back but he has my admin his hands.
"Shit!"
>"Haha! I got you know!"
>He beats the shit out of me and leaves me for dead. I lie on the cold pavement wondering what went wrong.
"Why?"
>"Oh my goodness!"
>I look up with my good eye and see a beautiful angel sweeping down to help me.
>"What happened?"
"I got beat up."
>"Here I'll help you."
>The pink haired girl cleans my cuts with a first aid kit she had in her backpack.
"Hey Yellow, why do you have a first aid kit with you?"
>"Sometimes I'll help any hurt little critters I find."
>I find that noble and cute of her
"Thank you, I think it's nice that you help animals out."
>"Oh it's nothing really."
>I grab her hand and sit on one knee.
"Yellow girl with pink hair... I find you cute. Will you let me take you out this weekend?"
>She blushes at me holding her hand.
>"Oh my Kurobisu! I always thought you were cute and handsome! With your beard I thought it made you even cooler!"
>I play with my beard with satisfaction
"It is cool isn't it? So will you join me this weekend m'lady?"
>"Why of course!"
>I hug her and feel her big chest against mine which I totally don't notice really because I am a gentleman.
>The End
>>25689120
>Norman
>big beard
>Fluttershy
>Kurobisu
Nothing out of the ordinary here.
Okay so it has been a long time but let me share this one idea.
>Brad didn't realize what he has done, by raping Amy he has taken his own future away. Nolan can be a forgiving man and a terrible person as well.
>The cute young rising singer had a nice amount of semen oozing out of her defiled pussy.
"Oh boy! Looks like I did it again!"
>He cleans out the cum with his fingers and throws it against the wall. Carefully he slides the girl's panty hose on and as well as her skirt.
"There, she'll never know it was me!"
>Contining with his genius idea of getting away with rape, Brad picks up her phone and types in her notes.
>"Gee I hope I don't accidentally trip forward and somehow land backwards hitting my head causing me to knock myself out and as well as somehow hurting my virgin pussy as of it was ruined by a big cock and not some tiny asain one. Again I should remember that not all asain men have small dicks that causes them to feel insecure and want to rape women. Also I should stop eating fish and clean my vagaina some more as well as trimming my bush"
>>25689278
>Brad throws the phone onto her and walks away
"There, now I'll never get caught!"
>But his error that would have his life threaten by the red head Saint Bro would be he forgot to mention about unexpected pregnancies.
>12 months later we find Nolan pointing a gold desert eagle at Brad
"How did you find out!"
>The young man wipes his scarf against his forehead cleaning the sweat off. His fury has caused hi to go red in the face and to sweat profusely.
>"I hired private detectives and paid for DNA tests... All point to you Brad!"
"Shit!"
Now what do you guys? Or should I write this instead?
>Norman couldn't believe how much he was draining his balls in Sunset Shimmer. Literally he feels like his balls have run out.
"Shit! I'm out of cum!"
>"Don't worry Norman I can help you!"
>Purple Princess taps a magic book onto Norman's sensitive balls casting a magic spell.
"Godammit Purple that hurt!"
>"Sorry Norman! But hey you have more cum now!"
>Norman slipped his hard again dick out of Sunset Shimmer and jumped I tot he purple girl
"Looks like this hell is never over!"
>Norman once more begins his ASSault onto destroy the horse women pussies.
What do you think? I'll probably continue this one very slowly over a single year.
Or maybe! One with Cadance cheating on Shinning Armor with Norman?
>>25689286
Alright Not-Based, continue that BtR we already have a "Norman has too much jizz" fic.
>>25689286
I ain't feeling BtR in the slightest, but them again Norman x Shimmer is hot but also done to hell.
Let's do Cadence for once. Let's hit that NTR bone.
NTR > BtR
>>25690302
>Rarity's boutique is actually front
>She's actually a fence for jewels
what would happened with norman in this timeline?
>>25692722
He was working with Janitor Sombra all along.
/r/ing the character sheet.
>>25693856
All I have is this one.
>>25692722
This is a terrible bimbo parody, didn't look good
>>25694103
Son, I am disappoint.
>Zinyak makes everyone go through their worst nightmares
>>25694194
What's wrong with it
>>25694258
sorry, but who?
>>25694955
Oh god... He doesn't know who Zinyak is
Please google him pleb
>>25694502
It's missing like 90% of the characters.
>>25695007
>Zinyak
>checks google
>realization
ah.... sorry, i don't have SR4
boop
>>25693856
Oki.
Remember, these are mere guidelines, you can add your own spin to them.
>>25695996
This is awesome. Thanks for this!
>>25696960
norman writed that when RD wasn't looking
>>25697398
I miss RD in this thread.
boop
Story about Scott making Chloe cry because she isn't a true weeb so she becomes his disciple
>>25698304
"Scott-sama to you, shit tasted pleb"
>>25698324
"Scott-sama! Look! I'm running late with toast in my mouth! Am I-"
>WHACK
>His back hand burns
>"How cliche.."
>Spits
>Hands her a baked potato
>She's running to school crying with a potato in her mouth
>>25693856
/r/ing for a CPA version OF the character sheet.
Is there a girl more fertile than Norma.
>>25699255
Sophie
>>25697544
>RD starts dressing and acting more girly
I really do think we should do EQG General. It'll help both us and FB
>>25700481
I'm not so sure maybe iffuck off
>>25700481
You should already know why it won't work and why it's never going to happen.
>>25700511
>>25700506
Then how about some (simple Norman story suggestion)
Sonata and Twilight help Norman because he's sick.
Purple doesn't want Sonata around but Sonata wants to redeem herself too and it's her fault that Normans sick because she thought it would be funny to grind up a months worth of used tissues and blow them in his face
>>25700573
>grind up a months worth of used tissues and blow them in his face
Where the hell would she be keeping that?
>>25702181
A tissue box duh
Shimmer stays with Norman because he fucks like a pony and it reminds her of home
>>25703158
So 10 seconds in and he's spent?
>>25703484
Tfw Based won't finish BtR and would rather do rapeplay with his gf
>>25704163
Nigga better write down what he does.
>>25703484
He's notBrad
>>25703484
He's hung af
>Norman will never do twink porn
anyone remembers pootang mang?
no promises, is there something easy you´d like to see me doing?
>>25705752
I remember som wanted to have him as Brad´s dad, nothing came out of it, but it could have been fun in the right hands.
>>25706455
Something posted above idk all sorts of ideas are posted but I have nothing right now
Or nothing I guess
I'm gonna take a guess and say no one remembers me?
>>25707664
No we do
>>25707664
write again nigga
i like your style
>>25708293
So you guys just image bump now? What happened to the good old oneshot?
>>25708318
Everybody is playing Fallout 4
>>25708906
Lowest quality bullshit for an excuse.
We need to get back our imperialistic practices. Devour gemerals and toppics into this one, like we did with BtRG and the few other attempts to make dedicated thrads to characters like Nolan's
>>25709034
Sounds like someone can't afford Fallout 4
>>25709579
bitch I bought the goddamn pip-boy edition
Blegh
Fuck
Someone draw Sophie riding a bike singing "Bitches and hoes are like new clothes, once you bought'em you wish you never got'em"
>Be Norman
>Talking with Rainbro
>"Some party last night huh?"
>"Yeah, Rarity did go a bit hard on the drinks and ended up passing out, AJ just ended up taking her home too."
>That explains why she didn't show up.
>"I didn't see you much though, where were you anyways?"
>You start to sweat a bit and look away.
>"I kind of fell asleep in Brad's room"
>She gives you a weird look
>"You mean the same room Fluttershy fell asleep in?"
>You start to sweat more
>She definitely knows
>"Y-yeah"
>"So.How's that ass feel?"Can't write for shit.
>>25711370
at least you tried anon
>>25710441
Dick is a stick
Cock is a rock
Can we have Norman being a national socialist in a school full of commies?Die Flut kommt, Juden.
Norman, Shimmer and Purple version of this
>>25711370
>futa fluttershy
>>25715633
>norman's best day
>>25715633
>those canines
not the best portrayal of arararyan, but it gets the point across quite well.God, she's so fucking cute
>>25715712
the day she almost blushed to death at the notice of his presence
> boy checking out r63 Nolans body
>She takes notice of his ogling
>Bites her lip and lifts her skirt
>The boys eyes get bigger
>Right before her panties is a 1911
>>25717680
Is it a strap-on 1911?
I think we all knew who Crystal Prep Norman was going to end up with from the beginning.
>>25718772PISTACHOE SLUT A SHIT! A SHIT!
>>25718772
Best girl.
>Be Norman
>Walking to class
>You head to your locker to pick up the necessary books
>On your way there you hear a loud clank followed by an "Oww!"
>Turning the corner you see a girl with braided twin tails and her head bandaged.
>She looks really hurt.
>It also looks like she's struggling to stand up.
>She doesn't look familiar.
>Maybe a new student?
"Hey, are you okay?"
>You notice the bandages on her legs and crutch on the floor.
"Can you stand?"
>"Not really, a little help?"
>You take her by the arm and help her stand up.
"Are you feeling alright?"
>She puts on a big smile.
>"Me? Yeah, I'm totally fine, just not all that used to walking yet."
>She shifts her weight unto her crutch.
>You should get to class already unless you want to get on Harshwhinny's bad side... again.This story will go nowhere
>>25721166
Take us there then
>>25721166Crippledgirls
>>25721166
Break her other leg
>>25722151
>>25722384
Both of these are beautiful.
>>25722384
>dat fallout shot pointing
the eyes! shoot the eyes!
>>25721166
>katawa norman
remember: bros before hoes
The art kind of creeps me out.
>>25722516
>dat fallout shot pointing
V.A.T.S. aka The Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System
>>25722850
Turbodyke
Regular adventures of Norman and Shimmers daily house life pls
Christmasmindbreakfic when?
>>25723582
Someone this
Would Norman eat ass
Does he do karaoke
Is he good at it
Who can he beat in am arm wrestle
What's something he does/likes that even Scott enjoys
Can he do a sweet Ollie
Has he kissed Scott
Does Nolan still penny pinch
Alright man just like fuck this
You're dead Norman.
>>25726463
He may never die!
>>25726473
Oh now you fuckers reply in less than an hour
Either fucking do some daily shit or die. For the love of god can some actual writer defend this place?
No Kuro
>>25726531
Here's your hourly post, slut.
>>25726531
I agree, we need to set some goals.
And achieve.
>>25726463
>pic related
>>25727082
Can someone write Scott and Pinkie or something :\
Been wanting some pony and partition action for a while but idk who'd do it.
>>25727182
>Scott sees pinkie
"Oh boy here we go!"
>She walks by ignoring him
"huh wierd"
>All day he awaits her usual attacks
>No interactions
"I should be happy but I'm not"
>realization
"How pleb of me! I'm falling into a tv trope of missing the usual interaction with a person I find annoying!"
>He looks at his Russain made crappy phone
>The wallpaper is the one pinkie changed yesterday when she took a selfie of her sitting on his lap
"... I'll pretend I didn't notice and that doesn't make me a pleb."
>Hit the vodka icon and call pinkie
"Hey... Can we meet at the Gay Bar?"
>>25727831
You can't escape your hetero thoughts Scott!
>>25727831
More pinkie shoving her tits in his gay face
NSFWFug Rallyhttp://i.imgur.com/IbscpCS.png
>>25728708
Dayum!
>>25727083
Like what? Everyone is dead. If we had any goals, we'd never meet them. Remember thread #100?
>>25729268
Lmao what even happened that thread
>>25727831
Then what you cückold?
What do they talk about at the bar!!!!?
>>25729336
500 posts of saying we'd do something and never doing anything. The thing is, we're great when there are several of us working at once. The only problem is, we have almost no contributions anymore. A thread shouldn't last more than a day. It's lasted over a week so far.
>>25729380
Fingerb any lasts longer and other generals go on for 12~ days
Were not as bad as them in terms of time.
But we could be faster and better. Lots of anons want things to be drawn or written but no one steps up. And when someone does its ehh and not something anyone asked for.
>>25729435
Well all anyone ever talks about is Norma. It's not as fun. People tend to stick to one character and leave when they get bored of him/her. I mean, realistically, what do people want to see?
>>25729457
Shit man look around. There's Norma, Scott, Shimmer, Pinkie and other little "someone draw X" stuff too
"People tend to stick to one character and leave when they get bored of him/her"
Because people take fucking forever to provide for that characrer and everyone realizes it's a lost cause and try to go to another character. Rinse and repeat
>>25729485
If I asked what someone wanted, what do you think they'd say? Norma, probably. Maybe one or two people asking for a Sophie story.
>>25729508
Well shit maybe because people like SoL anime and the only way to achieve that is to turn our protag into a girl.
Lewd is inevitable no matter who it is.
There are tons of story suggestions and prompts posted and they get dick for replies. Only thing that gets posted after it is some barely relevant image or "bump"
>>25729529
Lewd is one thing. Unoriginal Norma cringe is another. Link me some of the good requests.
Idk bout you guys but I've been craving odd character combinations for a while now.
>>25729551
Man I'm not gunna link them all just scroll for a bit and you'll see tons
>>25729561
Like who?
>>25729588
Ehhh just stuff like Sophie and Nolan
Just pairings that are almost never seen together and they just do whatever or something. Not shipping though
>>25729599
>Be Pete
>In science lab, working on a partner assignment with Patricia
>Haven't spoken hardly a word since you both started
>Her eyes are straight focused on the chemicals she's mixing
"So uh... How you liking science class?"
>"It's pretty boring, to be honest. I kinda just want to get this project over with."
"Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I mean, when we got this project, I was all like 'Seriously? Another science project?' You know what I mean?"
>Patricia doesn't even look you in the eye
>She stirs the chemicals and records the results
>Crap. How do people make small talk?
>It'll be OK. Just think if something she likes.
"So, you like music?"
>"I like silence just as much."
>Shoot. That didn't work either.
>C'mon, man! Time to break out of your shell!
"You know what's funny? I totally popped a boner the first time I saw you. I mean, I don't anymore, but I totally had a thing for--uh, Patricia? I don't think you're supposed to be drinking that."
>Suddenly, Patricia falls to the floor
>Everyone's suddenly staring at you
>What's someone supposed to say in a situation like this
"I uh... I guess she was dying to get out of class today."
>She starts foaming at the mouth
>You got a D on the assignment
>>25729711
>"You know what's funny? I totally popped a boner the first time I saw you. I mean, I don't anymore,
Got a laugh out of me. Captured the pain of being paired up with "that guy" in class.
See? Odd pairings are fun
>>25729741
Underused characters in general are fun.
>>25729711
I think this is the second time Patricia makes such a desperate move to get away from a guy.
>>25729711
What I like most about this is that Patricia's personality came out without any children around. It's like she's more than just the gimmick.
>>25729756
She has a foaming capsule in a fake tooth to pretend to die just so she can get away from over aged creeps
>Be Adam
>At lunch, working on blue prints for a new machine
>It'll work like a fleshlight, but instead of one cylindrical tube, it will--
>All of a sudden, something g hits you in the back of the head
>You turn to see a crumpled up piece of paper
>Uncrumpling the paper, you see a message that says, "Weirdotron"
>You look up to see Sherry and Naomi laughing hysterically
>"Oi, I think he's spotted us, ay."
>"LMAO did you see the look on his face?"
>Those muthrfuggers won't get away with this
>As soon as you get home, you ignore the freshly microwaved chicken tendies your mom prepared and go straight to your lab
>You start writing on the white board, coming up with plans to get back at those brats
>After about an hour of brain storming, you erase everything
>There has to be some way to get back at them without shooting up the school
>Then you get the perfect idea
>The next day at school
>You stalk Naomi from behind until she meets up with Sherry
>Now's your chance
>You take out your own crumpled up piece of paper and throw it at them
>They stop in their tracks and look at the writing inside
>Sup, bitches?
>Then you shoot up the school
>>25729954
>Naomi
>"LMAO did you see the look on his face?"
Who could be behind this fic?
>>25729954
Fucking Purple kids are the worst
>>25730101
>Not posting human PC
Shiggy Diggy
>Be Norman
>"HI NORMAN! IM GOING TO HELP YOU MAKE FRIENDS TODAY!"
"Fuck!"
>Fall into pink counselor's boobs like always, she helps you get off of her
"Why do you always sneak up on me?"
>"But then you run away! And why do you always fall on me?"
>She has a point
"No reason."
>"Anyway today I decided to try to help you make friends again."
>Facepalm
"Last time you helped I ended up being tied up by feminists."
>"But I cleared it all up didn't I?"
"Yes. Yes you did, but it was too late... I got my ass branded."
>The scars are still fresh.
>"Well before I transfer over to my new position as Dean at Crystal Prep Academy, I would like to help you one last time."
"No. Just go. Please."
>"Not yet, I need to set it in motion."
>She hugs you.
>"Good luck my little project. Don't miss me too much."
>The only thing you'll be missing are her boobs, such a hugger.
"Yeah, good luck..."
>She leaves to set things up for you
>The next day you get to school and learn what she planned to help you make friends
>Her plan backfired and had you labeled as a terrorist
"Goddammit Counselor!"
>>25730327
>>The next day you get to school and learn what she planned to help you make friends
>>Her plan backfired and had you labeled as a terrorist
What the hell did she do?
>>25730327
Dammit Cadence.
Well can't say she doesn't care about her students.
>>25730327
>Gives Norman a "friendship flag"
>It's actually the ISIS flag
>She some how messed it up
>>25730327
oh god, this is golden
>>25729711
Oh, lol man. This was fun.
>>25729954
Heh.
>>25730327
I love how not knowing about what happened helps the fun in this one.
>>25731416
Don't just bump. Leave a request or deliver art or something.
>>25731427
but i'm dry and out of ideas
and i can't draw for shit
Naomi and Scott bullying and teasing Sophie
>>25731523
Do it anyway!
>>25729711
>"I uh... I guess she was dying to get out of class today."
Kek.
>>25729954
>There has to be some way to get back at them without shooting up the school
Kek.
>>25730327
>Her plan backfired and had you labeled as a terrorist
Hue. Tell us more about it.
>>25732380
How to kill Sophie:
>Naomi notices her walking down the hall
>She grabs Norman by the collar and makes out with him even harder
>Sophie blushes and tries to walk the other direction
>From the top rope stands Scott
>He pounces on her and. Kenshiro's her tits to oblivion
>Her spirit leaves her body
>>25732407
What´s Scott´s deal with Sophie? It´s not the first time I´ve seen him antagonizing her.
>>25732801
i gotta say, ohohokapi draws the best EqG after ponut joe
>>25732801
what kind of values she would try to teach in EqH?
someone can edit this into norman or nolan?
>>25734647
>Hey, Norman. I'm bored and Rarity is drunk. Wanna see her eat me out?
>>25735277
>Rarity slurping Shimmer up
>Shimmer has a shitty face going on
>Norman wants some of Rara too
>They both say no and continue being lesbians
>>25735554
That sounds more like a Soren story.
>>25735587
>Soren waving hi to Shimmer
>She bites her lip and draws him closer
>Soren is floating towards her
>Norman interception
>She was actually signaling to him
>Big make out session with her leg around him
>Soren just leaves sad
>Goes to Amy's table
>She'll cheer him up
>She's laying on the table laughing
>Nolan throwing big stacks of bills at her
>>25735554
I warned you all!
What would Starlight be like in this town?
>>25735676
She was always in the town
She just never did shit
New video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCMg_iyI2Xw
>>25736190
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCMg_iyI2Xw
>There are people who hate this and the movies
Why?
boop
Someone write Shimmer and Normans daily whatevers living together
>>25737096
>Norman and Shimmer in Norman's room
>Shimmer casually browsing the net
>Norman on his xbox playing
>"Hey I'm getting hungry, let's go eat."
"Alright"
>Norman shut off his xbox and they went out for burgers
teh end
>>25737149
They're we go.
This shit only longer
>"Are you sure you're not related to Purple?"
Alright guys, I'm gonna need the pastebin to the Soren stories
>>25737827
And if there is anyone could lead me to the original Nolan shots, it would be much appreciated
>>25737851
Check out Lis's pastebin. She's got all the Nolan junk.
>>25737149
>Norman and Shimmer arrive at Freckle Bitch's
"We'll get The Twins. Hey Bacon hair want some bacon on your burger"
>Shimmer puffs her cheeks
>"Don't call me bacon hair, and yes"
>They order their meals and eat in peace
>Such a normal day
>>25738848
>Check out Lis's pastebin
you mean the writer's list in the OP?
It looks outdated as fuck
Lis if you're arround, grace me your pastebin plz.
Who /mischief/ here?
>Be Brad
>See Patricia talking to Pip
>Coerce Pip into losing his virginity to you
>>25739010
redefining>rapeonce again
>>25739728
>"Eeeee!! It's Brad the Rapist! Please stay away from me! I have a boyfriend!"
"EHEHEHEHEHEH"
>Roleplay night was always a blast
>>25740358
It wasn't until much later that Brad had found out she was the real human Sunset Shimmer.
>>25740407
But how did she know his name was Brad?
>>25740899
He is the notorious waifu thief of course.
>>25742337
Don't bump unless you're contributing something.
>octavia got her revenge
>>25742750
Looks like Tyler Durden
>>25730327
lmao
>>25742750
On who? The pedo?
>>25743130
She only wants her revenge on one person.This pic needs to be redone.
>>25743157
This pic needs to be turned into a >green.
Someone draw Norman as a cute shota
>>25744311
look at this shitI-Is there more?
Of all the male characters, who's the most likely to grow a full beard once out of highschool?
>>25744736
I can't think of anyone with beards in the EQG artstyle
Maybe Scott. He'll probably get some scruff
>>25744736
Tim could grow a pretty cool one, but he´d look like a jew.
>>25744736
norman
but a very short one
>>25744874
Wasn't there a pic of "older Tim"
>>25745561
Made me remember.
Based ND is based.
>>25738895
>Driving back home
>They stayed out pretty late
>Car is pretty quiet aside from the sound of the engine and the low music coming from the radio
"Hey Shimmer...?"
>Zzzzzz....
>Shimmer is asleep
"...Never mind"
boop
Requesting a story where Norman has to choose between Shimmer, Glimmer and Nyx.
>>25748104
Who
>>25748124
Norman. You know, the protagonist of the thread.
What if we make Canterlot High into an all-boys school?
technically, all the girls are R63´d into boys, but the boys remain boys. Crystal Prep is spared from this, and so are the adults.
>>25748185
ehh.... pass
night bump
>>25746465
>Norman and Shimmer laying together watching a show on their tablet
>Credits
>"You like... wanna fool around while the nest ep loads?"
"Nah, I'm too focused on who killed that guy."
>"Yeah same what a shitty cliffhanger..."
>Next ep loads and they huddle closer to enjoy the show together
>>25750027
And they lived normally ever after.
>Norman and Shimmer taking a shower together
>It's not like in the videos at all
>Norman stands outside the flow of warm water
>He's shivering and freezing his ass off
>His hair is drenched, uneven and makes him look creepy and greasy
>The cold brings out the redness of his cheeks, shoulders and nose
>He looks like a dying patient
>Meanwhile the goddess Sunset conditions her hair in the warm water
>She's glowing and her hair compliments her beauty
>Meanwhile Norman looks like a starving goblin handing her bottles and maybe scrubbing her back
>He just wants to get in the cinnamon bun of a bed he left for this frozen hell
http://49.media.tumblr.com/b75ff5e10b483eea5e74fefc0c7afd93/tumblr_nz3vplhN6Y1txotruo1_500.gif
>"Oh my god darling! I knew you had it in you this whole time but... right here when Naomi is in the dressing room?"
>>25751086
Oh my, that's definitely him.
>>25751086
Rarity x Norman is a lost Art
>>25750991
>showering together
>>25751500
Not lost
Not quite, yet
>>25751880
Looking pretty damn good.
>>25751086
Ugh wish he had his shirt to do a Confirmation
>>25751714
That pic makes it look like someone's twisting her nips
>>25751880
Looking awesome! Man, that dagger´s really made for stabbing.
Someone post that "Norman wake up" "Norman is Dead" pic
Got a lil idea
>>25733167
I really hope the rest of /mlp/ doesn't agree with this. Don't get me wrong his art isn't bad but ever since he started drawing his new EqG designs I haven't been all that impressed.
Best hoodie girl.
Ded thread.
>>25729756
I vote cute pedo as the next OP pic.
You know whose life must really suck at Canterlot High?
The School Resource Officer.Seriously, just imagine the paperwork...
>>25755159
That's why they give it to Sophie
new bread when?
