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Frustrated pones that aren't very articulate with how they feel... baka~
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>>25610157
All's good, mang.
No hard felling, and this shit >>25604047 is glorious.
captcha: find wheelchairsis it because I feel like a criple?
>>25548889
I still require a source from this image from last thread
>>25610532
Ponut joe
>>25610633
you're a true hero anon, have some space pone as reward
Requesting Tsundere Spitfire
I get out of class in half an hour. I'll be writing after!
Is not like I want to post on this thread or anything...
>>25612385
i love tsundere trixie
The Great And Powerful Trixie ,Is Unamused By your words of sympathy. She Requests A Sacrifice.
>>25612369
I will smile the shit out of you.: 3
>>25612369
Here and writing!
Sorry I'm late, my professor kept us in class for longer than usual.
>>25612869
>You find the cider is sweeter in the summer.
>Maybe it has something to do with the apples, but you doubt it.
>You're pretty sure it's just extra refreshing during hot summer days.
>You sit with Applejack and Rainbow Dash on either side, drinking your third mug of cidder as they tell jokes and poke fun.
>It's a pretty calm night, they've only had two or three competitions of strength/skill so far.
>First was darts, then hoof wrestling, then normal wrestling...
>It's always amusing to watch the two of them duke it out in random contests together.
>They seem glad you're there to be the reff.
>The company you keep in this bar is so very different than the one you keep at work, or in the boutique.
>It's a lot more rowdy, to say the least.
>But you like it that way. Let's you loosen up a bit and not feel so proper and polite all the time.
>Sometimes you just need a friend who will call you unspeakable insults in a loving way.
>You might be enjoying it more if the cider could do something to your system, but it's really weak.
>For a small pony, a few ciders is enough to get a solid buzz going, but it takes a dozen for you.
>And a shot for a pony is very different than a shot for a human. It's like sipping out of a thimble.
>You drag yourself back out from the recesses of your mind and mentally rejoin the conversation.
>Rainbow Dash and Applejack have been talking about the human body for twenty minutes now.
>"Listen, all I'm askin' is why he has sharp teeth and not-so-sharp teeth? We don't have any sharp teeth!" Rainbow Dash explains.
>"It's cus hoomans eat meat AND vegetables. They can chew through both." Applejack responds
>"And that's what irks me, why do they have to eat both? Pick a side, ya know? Everypony I know is strictly a... err... Anon what was the word for somepony who doesn't eat any meat?"
>>25613560
>You pause before taking a sip of cider from your mug.
"Uhh, an herbivore."
>Rainbow Dash nods satisfied.
>"Yeah, everypony I know is an herbivore! And Anon doesn't eat meat while he's here, I think..." she says drifting off.
>Applejack rolls her eyes.
>"Well biologically speakin' he's s'pose to eat both. They don't have much of a choice there."
>Rainbow Dash shakes her head, readying another mug of cider.
>"It's just weird to me."
>She takes a swig and swallows.
>Her face lights up right after and she turns to you.
>"Oh! Anon, what's something ponies do that you think is weird?" she asks, wiping away some foam from her lips.
>You look at her a bit puzzled.
"Weird? What do you mean?"
>"Like as a human, what's stuff about ponies that is odd to ya?" Applejack clarifies.
>You scratch the side of your face as you think.
>There's certainly no shortage of oddities around here.
>Everything from the architecture to the government makes no sense to you, but you try to pick one.
"Probably the naked thing." you say after a moment
>Rainbow Dash snorts next to you.
>"Oh yeah, WE'RE the weird ones. You're the only one that wears clothes around here, bub."
"On a regular basis, sure. But you guys wear clothes for your jobs, your parties, dances, events, weddings... really any excuse to put on clothes you all take it."
>The two ponies look at eachother before pondering the idea seperately on their own.
"Like, at least I'm consistent about it. I don't know what the heck clothes even mean around here." you say before taking a gulp of cider.
>>25613580
>"Ah guess ah never thought of it that way..." Applejack admits.
>Rainbow Dash rubs her head.
>"It's giving me a head ache"
>You chuckle.
"That might just be the 5 ciders you just destroyed."
>She waves at you.
>"Ahhhh, what do you know?" she says crankily.
>You laugh again.
"I know you can't handle your liquor like I can."
>Rainbow Dash stands on her stool and pokes you in the side.
>"Is that a challenge, mister human guy? I can drink anypony under the table."
>Applejack laughs.
>"You wish missy. Ah'm the Apple Family Reunion's 3 time cider-chugging champion!" she declares proudly.
>You look between the two of them.
"I wasn't challenging anybody. Let's just-"
>"OOOOOooo. Backin' out? Too scared to tussle with us?"
>You shake your head.
"Pfft, you wish.I just don't want you two to hurt yourselves."
>The two of them start laughing under their breaths.
>"Yer just yella. I can out drink anypony, you won't be any different."
>Seems like there's no stopping them.
>You weren't lying about why you didn't want to do this challenge.
>They have no idea what they're getting into.
>But sometimes you just need to let them make their own mistakes.
>You finish off the last of your third mug of cider.
"Alright, I'll play along. But don't forget the two of you asked for it."
boop
>>25613594
>The mugs go flying as the two of them chug cider like there's no tomorrow.
>Their technique is remarkable, but that's to be expected of drinking verterans like them.
>This probably isn't their first time drinking against eachother.
>Actually, scratch that.
>This DEFINITELY isn't their first time drinking against eachother.
>The bar tender shoves mugs in front of you with ease and a straight face.
>Same shit as always for him.
>You reach for your fourth mug and drink it carefully in one gulp.
>The hearty, crisp, apple flavor cooling you down from the inside.
>Hopefully this is all going on Applejack's tab.
>She did say she'd buy you your drinks for kicking you so hard in the chest you forgot who you were for a second.
>You place down the mug and reach for the next.
>The cool and tastey liquid touches your lips once more, and you drink it all down slowly.
>Applejack and Rainbow Dash slug back each cup without pause, ignoring the flavor and going for the glory.
>But you know how this ends.
>They have smaller stomach, and smaller livers.
>So you'll enjoy the cider while you can.
>What feels like hours go by and the clunks from the mugs slamming against the table have all but ceased.
>You knock back your fourteenth cider with ease.
>You feel something, if only a warmness in your cheeks.
>It's not much, but it'll take a lot more than this to get you even close to drunk.
>Rainbow Dash groans with her head on the bar.
>You counted 10 mugs.
>She grumbles under her breath, trying not to move too much.
>Even though she's groaning, she has a dumb smile on her face.
>An occasional chuckle comes from her direction, followed by a wince of pain.
>She must have a ridiculous headache by now.
>You check on Applejack.
>She lazily snores with her hat over her head.
>She downed 13 mugs.
>But that was to be expected. After all she did grow up on an apple farm.
>And earth ponies tend to be heartier than their flying counterparts.
>>25614412
>You grab your fifteenth mug and swig half of it.
>You may as well tack on a two mug lead to assert your dominance or whatever.
>Earth ponies are probably the best drinkers out of all the ponies.
>Pegasai seem like they're the lightest of light weights, but Rainbow did a pretty good job.
>You can't imagine a unicorn would be worse than a pegasus though.
>What about alicorns?
>They're all princesses and shit, right? Does that mean they can knock 'em back even more than you?
>You'll have to ask Rarity about unico-
>RARITY.
>You look at the clock hanging on the far side of the bar.
>It's half past 6 already.
>When did you leave Rarity for their girl chat? Like 3?
>You've been gone for way too long.
>You stand up from your stool.
>What are you going to do about the two drunks though?
>You can't just abandon them, that's against the bro code.
>But, you need to get your shit from Rarity and apologize for disappearing.
>If she's even noticed, that is.
>You take a deep breath as you think things through.
>The bar keep begins to clean up the empty mugs around the motionless ponies that sat around you.
"Excuse me, bartender?"
>A light orange mare with copper hair and green eyes looks up at you.
>"Yes?"
>You motion towards your friends.
"Can you just watch these two while I'm gone? I need to do something very important, but I'll be back very soon!"
>The bartender looks at the unconscious duo then back at you.
>"That isn't my job buddy."
>You nod with your hands together.
"I know, I know. But I would really appreciate it. Please? We come here all the time..." you plead.
>>25614436
>She looks back at your friends, then back up at you.
>With a long sigh she nods slowly.
>"Yeah, Alright. I'll keep an eye on em. Just put them in the booth in the corner? I don't want them at the bar."
>She points to a small booth at the other side of the room, tucked away in a corner.
>The perfect spot to stuff drunks.
>You nod.
"Okay, you got it!"
>You grab Rainbow Dash from under her arms and lift her up.
>She is ridiculously light.
>In her drunken state, she starts to kick her legs as you lift her.
>"Leggo of me~ I don't wanna... I... bubbas... ehh." she mumbles incoherently.
>Before she can even finish a statement she is asleep in your hands.
>You throw her over your shoulder, careful not to wake her.
>Applejack is still out like a light, and picking her up is like picking up a limp sack of potatoes.
>You place her hat on your head and pick her up with your right arm wrapped under her belly.
>She's a lot heavier than Rainbow, but it's still nothing to worry about.
>They are half your size, after all.
>You toss them into a booth together, leaning Applejack against the wall and Rainbow against her.
>They sort of drunkenly cuddle into eachother almost instinctively.
>You chuckle at their cuteness as you put Applejack's hat on the table.
>You have been that drunk before, where anything near you is a pillow.
>You can relate.
>With that taken care of you make a run for the door.
>The sun is on its way down, but the summer hours mean you have some time before it's totally dark.
>You sigh.
>Time to get yelled at again.
>>25614464
I'm gonna go get dinner. Be back in an hour max.
>>25614493
we shall patiently await your return
Guys, I need to ask you all to wait a little longer. My gf is going through some shit right now and I'm gonna go to her dorm to see what's the matter.
Sorry that I have to go AWOL like this, I'll be back a little later to write some more.
Thanks for understanding
>>25615151
Must be one hell of a turd
>>25615151
It's fine man. Good luck with whatever happened.
>>25615190
Goddammit I giggled
Alright, I'm back an writing. Thank you for waiting.
>>25615190
I kek'd
>>25616387
Yay Riggy is back. Everything is k now?
>>25616406
Yeah. There was a bunch of things stressing her out, and she was stuck in her room all day.
As a result she became really upset and needed somebody to hold her and tell her things are okay.
She's smiling again and going to bed early tonight. It should help.
I just wanna put up a few more updates tonight.
>>25617611
Th-that's a big rump...
>>25617611
I want toboophernose.
>>25617753
In comparison to what yourself is able to handle.
>>25617777
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MAGIC DOC.
THE FUCK.
THESE FUCKING QUADS MAN.
THOSE ARE THE SAME DAMN QUADS THAT GOT YOU YOUR NAME.
FUCK.FOR FUCKS SAKEThis is a REALLY big update, it's on its way.
>>25617777
>>25617945
>>25617892
>>25618015
>>25618020
Goddamn this thread is adorable.
The floodgates are about to open. This is the biggest green bomb I've dropped in awhile.
>>25618080
Preparing anus in 3, 2, 1...
>>25615203
u avin a gigl m8?
>>25616497
Sounds like she was trying to shit out a person.
>>25618124
Isn't that called pregnancy?
RIGGY WAS SHE PREGGERS!?
>>25618080
>This is the biggest green bomb I've dropped in awhile.
You might want to consult a proctologist.
>>25618188
The turd joke has reached new heights
>>25618281
If they aren't ponk lovers when they arrive, they sometimes end up ponk lovers by the time they leave.
Blame it on the green.
>>25618319I knew I smelled a little junk in here.I love you.
>>25618319
I blame it onmy ADD baby
>tfw your update is so large you have to strategically cut it up.
oh.
>>25614464
>You quickly jog down the road from the bar.
>The bottoms of your feet feel like they have dirt pressed deeply into them.
>Surely another criticism that Rarity will provide happily.
>It's nice to not have your boots on, you have to wear them all day at work for obvious reasons.
>But you're a bare foot guy at heart.
>And without your shirt on you feel like some kind of wild man running through the streets.
>It's rather liberating. Even if you're aware some of these ponies might be staring, they still feel so different that it doesn't bother you.
>No shirt
>No shoes
>No worries!
>For now, at least.
>Once you show up to that boutique you'll have plenty to worry about.
>You start to slow your pace as the boutique comes into sight.
>You make your way up to the door.
>With a quick, and futile, dusting you prepare yourself to go in.
>Rarity is a good friend, but she can be a little much when it comes to judgement.
>But after a few months you learn to mentally prepare yourself before getting your lack of fashion ripped apart.
>You look down at your dirty feet and jeans.
>Seems like you even managed to spill some cider on yourself as well.
>Not exactly the best condition you've ever been in.
>You take a deep breath and let it out.
>It's gonna be hell in there.
>You lightly knock on the door.
>There's no answer.
>After a few seconds you knock on the door a bit louder.
>"We are closed for the evening!" Rarity says muffled through the door.
"It's Anon! Are you done with your girl chat?" you yell back.
>Suddenly a cacophany of crashes and thumping flow from behind the door.
>"J-just a moment!" she shouts.
>More jarring sounds come from the other side of the door.
>Metal sounds, cloth sounds, wood sounds, you're pretty sure you heard a cat meow too.
>That's probably not good.
>But you really don't know what to think.
>>25618393
>"Okayy~ You can come in now!" Rarity says sweetly from inside.
>You grasp the handle to her door gingerly and push inside.
>You didn't really know what to expect when you walked in.
>But somehow the smell of lavender wasn't it.
>The door closes behind you, and you are greeted by something as beautiful as it is is startling.
>All the lights in the boutique have been turned off, and all that remains are scattered candles that shine upon hung fabrics.
>You don't recall there being so much decor in here before.
>There are blankets of shiny and beautiful fabrics that hang from the ceiling down to certain bits of furniture.
>They make it seem almost mystical, in a way. It relaxes you to a minor degree.
>But not enough to make you completely at ease.
>You look around, but you can't find Rarity in the room.
"Where are you Rarity?"
>"In the kitchen darling. Come on in." she responds, her voice smooth and polished.
>All the materials and candles lead towards the candle lit kitchen where Rarity sits.
>You walk in, careful not to step on anything as to prevent dirtying it.
>When she gets an eye full of you, you reflexively sit up straighter.
>Maybe in the low light she won't notice as much of the filth you're covered in.
>You look her over.
>Something is different about her for sure. She isn't the same as when you left her with Twilight.
>Maybe it's because she isn't wearing her glasses, but there's something more to it.
>Her mane has more volume, and you don't remember if she was wearing lipstick before.
>She sits at her table with a glass of red wine and the bottle next to her.
>"Welcome back Anonymous!" she says finally, "You got lost for a little while, didn't you darling?"
>You sigh like a guilty child.
"Yes, well... a couple friends came by and I went to spend time with them. I thought you wouldn't mind. I did not know how long you and Twilight would be talking."
>>25618402
>You prepare yourself for her worst.
>It was more than rude to abandon her like that.
>And she's sure to let you know that.
>Her mouth opens and you flinch.
>"Oh Anon, you know it's rude to leave a lady waiting. How many times must I tell you that?" she says in a cutesy voice before taking a small sip of wine.
>Your mind goes blank.
>Like a person failing to defuse a bomb just to have it be a dud, the relief is not only overwhelming, it's unbelieveable.
>She doesn't seem mad, and she seems to be taking your selfish actions with grace.
>It's out of character for her to say the least.
"Erm... yeah... I just want to say I'm sorry for all of that. I got carried away and lost track of time..."
>She motions for you to come sit at the table with her.
>"Oh it's fine dear, come take a seat."
>Before you can react you feel a force push against your back to mobilize you.
>You turn to see what it was, but that remains are a handful of sparkles.
>Magic aftermath.
>You take a seat across from her.
>"Here" she says, levetating a new pair of shoes to you, "These should fit JUST right."
>The shoes she gives you are different from the previous ones.
>While the other ones were canvas works in progress, these feel like real, finished shoes.
>You place them on your feet one at a time.
>They fit more than right.
>They fit flawlessly.
>Room for your toes to wiggle, but tight enough that it doesn't flop around.
>They are absolutely perfect.
>You smile at her.
"Rarity, these are amazing!" you say happily, "Thank you! I really needed these."
>"That's not all~!" she says in a teasing voice.
>She floats another garment of clothing over to you.
>"I took it upon myself to update your t-shirt a little. It needed a touch up."
>The t-shirt is the same cotton and color, but its structure has changed.
>You put it on over your head.
>It clings to your torso just right.
>>25618423
"Did you make this... fitted?" you ask.
>She nods with a knowing smile, swishing her wine as she does.
>"Yes I did. It looked so baggy on you before. With this, it really accentuates your... physique." she says, looking you up and down.
>She also turned it into a V neck weirdly enough.
>But it fits so well!
"Thank you Rarity! Thank you! These are wonderful!"
>You stand up and walk with your new shoes on.
>They feel almost as good as walking in bare feet.
>You shake your head in awe.
"How can I repay you for these?" you ask.
>She chuckles to herself and nods towards the chair.
>"Take a seat, have a glass of wine. Let's talk for a little while." she says calmly.
>You smile and take your seat.
>She pours you a tall glass of red wine without asking.
>You don't really feel like drinking MORE tonight, but it'd be rude not to.
>And you're miraculously on her good side tonight, so you don't want to risk that shit.
>You take the glass of wine and swish a little before smelling it.
>Rarity raises an eyebrow.
>"My my, where did a buffoon like you learn to appreciate wine?" she asks playfully.
>You chuckle.
"You pick up a thing or two around royalty, I suppose." you respond.
>She smiles at you.
"So did you sort things out with Twilight? Did you chat about what you needed to?"
>Her smiles grows a little larger than you expected.
>"Oh yes, everything fine. The princess and I just had to discuss some disputes over... a mutual aquaintance. But it's all been sorted out now, so don't worry."
>>25618437
>You sigh with relief.
"That's good! I don't want my favorite boss fighting with my favorite fashion pony." you laugh.
>She blushes a little.
>"Mmm. That would be no fun, would it?"
>You shake your head.
"No fun whatsoever."
>You sigh and lean on the table.
>Maybe it's the wine, or the dozen or so ciders you smashed earlier, but you feel like talking.
"Yeah, that's the last thing Twilight needs..." you admit.
>Rarity seems surprised by your reaction.
>"R-Really?" she asks.
>You nod.
"She's been out of it lately, you know? Like something threw her for a loop and she's just been struggling to deal with it."
>Rarity tilts her head, listening intently.
>It feels nice to have someone listening to you so closely.
>And you know Rarity can be a good listener when she wants to be.
>"How so?" she asks.
>You scratch your chin.
"Well, she comes down to the forge to give me directions for that day's job, right? She'd come down, we'd chat for a little while, then she'd tell me what to do and I'd spend my day doing it."
>Rarity nods, following so far.
>You shrug.
"But the past couple months she gets progressively more and more scatter brained about it all. One day she came down and we just talked for over an hour. That's it, just talked about life, and the books she recommended to me and other stuff."
>You take a quick sip of wine.
"I actually had to remind her to give me a job. And even more recently she tells me a job, but she stutters through it and she constantly gets the orders wrong. Sometimes she tells me to straight up forge the wrong thing! And she always seems so flustered."
>>25618445
>You sigh.
"So, something is messing with her I think. There's not much I can do though, she never tells me what's bothering her if I ask, and she gets really quiet about it."
>You shake your head.
>Rarity stares at you with concerned eyes.
>You look deep into them.
"But hey, it's not so bad yeah? I might not be able to help very much but she's got good friends who'll help her out." You say with a smile, "She's lucky to know a pony like you."
>Rarity has a twang of pain roll across her face.
>She looks down into her wine with a muted expression.
>You tilt your head.
"Everything alright Rarity?"
>Rarity doesn't look up at you.
>"I'm not that great of a friend." she responds.
>You sit back and raise an eyebrow.
"What are you talking about? That crew of yours is close as it can be!" you retort.
>She shakes her head, looking away.
>"Can I ask you something... strange, Anonymous?" she asks, looking up at you.
>You smile at her.
"Of course! Ask away!" you respond happily.
>She sighs.
>"This will be rather hard to put into words, so please be patient with me."
>You nod.
>She ponders how to articulate this in just the right way.
>>25618463
>"Say that your friend and you both want the same thing, and there's only one of that thing..."
>You vocalize your following with a small hum.
>"And say that you've wanted it for a long time, and your friend doesn't know, and makes arrangements to get it herself."
>You nod slowly.
>You're a little lost, but you think you can keep up for the most part.
>"Is it fair to go after that thing, even when your friend got to it first?"
>You scratch your chin.
"Is there only one version of the thing?"
>She takes a deep breath as her eyelids droop to halfway, cradling her head in her hooves as she looks at you.
>"Yes. One in a million."
>You tap a finger against your chin.
"Well that is a wildly specific scenario, but it sounds like such a simple solution to me!"
>Rarity sits up, surprised by your immediate reaction.
>"A simple solution? What are you talking about darling?"
>You shrug.
"Well if you both like this one thing, fighting over it is just silly. You two should enjoy that common bond between you, yeah? Share that thing and make it become something that friendship." you say as properly as you can.
>Rarity shakes your head.
>"I don't think you can share this specific thing."
>You raise an eyebrow.
"I don't know about that. I haven't come across anything that you can't share between one or two people. Be it a tool, house, food, you name it! You can share it!"
>She shakes her head again.
>"No, not this thing..." she says weakly, "... I think."
>You take another sip of wine.
"Oh well. I tried."
>>25618447
No idea who that is actually, was actually a reference to Sail by AwolnationI hate Awolnation except for that one song
>>25618480
>Rarity appears very distraught.
>She doesn't look up at you, she just stares into her wine again.
>You start to talk without thinking.
"Listen, Rarity... you're not a bad friend for going after something you want, even if Twilight is going after it too." you say softly.
>She doesn't look up at you.
"Sometimes friends fight, that doesn't make you a bad one..."
>Nothing you say seems to make her brighten up.
>She sits in her chair, deep in depressing thoughts.
>You sigh.
>Well.
>That just won't do.
>You walk over to her chair and get on one knee.
>She looks at you with a concerned expression, confused about what you're doing.
>You smile at her.
"Sorry if this gets you a little dirty." you say with a chuckle.
>You bring your arms around Rarity and pull her towards you.
>You expected at least a little resistance.
>But she doesn't put up a fight.
>She places her head on your shoulder as you hold her close.
"You're not a bad friend Rarity. You're a good friend, and I know things will get better between you and Twilight." you say in a comforting tone.
>Rarity wraps an arm around your neck and holds you tightly.
>The candles flicker around you.
>Rarity's grip is strong.
>You feel the warmth of the cider in your belly.
>It's a shame.
>Rarity left this shirt out all afternoon for it to dry.
>And now the back is getting wet again.
>But it's a good kind of wet.
>You knew something was bothering Rarity, and you're still not sure exactly what it is.
>But this feels good.
>It feels like... progress.
>>25618495How's that for an update huh?I'm very tired.
>>25614412
I love that fuckin image.
Well someday soon my friends, this ride will come to an end, but we can't just get in line again
>>25618509
God dammit Riggy I love you manall the homo
These updates got me really feeling it.
>>25618380
>12861/2000
>at least seven posts
Damn Riggy, you meant it.
>>25618428
But how could sheholdyourhandwith herhoofif she doesn't havefingersAnon?
>>25618447
>tfw I skype with that guy
He's pretty chill.
>>25618509
It's a damn good update Riggy, poor Rarara.
>>25618560Good
>>25618591
This is what I get for not visiting any threads until recently. Don't worry we don't have to talk about my shit taste in music.
>>25618574
Tell him an anon has never seen his shit, and wants to.
>>25618495
Oh shit just found this tsundere thread
RiggyRag and his applehorse girlfriend.
>>25618669
Welcome to the O'hana. I hope you enjoy what you find here, and I hope you get even a smidgen happier from it.
>>25618574
You remember Running Anon? I'm friends with him on steam and we chat from time to time. He's still running!
Alright guys, I need to go to bed now. I got up at 5:30 this morning, and I've stayed up for about 18 and a half hours now.
Man, look at this lively, happy, loving, and all around amazing thread we've got here. It's good to be back.
I'll be back tomorrow to continue the story for everyone.
Thank you all for your wonderful support, patience, and comments. It means the absolute world to me.
So goodnight my O'hana, and remember!You're special.
Yes you! You really are someone incredible!
Even if you think you're just a plain old nobody, you're actually truly a unique individual that the world desperately needs.
I know it's hard to believe sometimes, but you'll just have to trust me on this one.
There's just not enough people like you out there.
Because you're special.
You're special and I love you.
>>25618787
God I love this picture, and god I love you. I love this thread and all these lovely people lovingly posting in it.LOADSAHOMO
>>25618660
You've already gotten the link to the sharing minds with ponies thing, but there's more
http://pastebin.com/u/WriteLurker
Haven't really been in the mood to just sit down and write as of late, even if I generally enjoy it a lot when I do.
Don't quite enjoy the results if I go back and read them, generally speaking, but I know others do.
Tsundere is worst dere, but I've been warming up to it over the years, I guess. I remember getting maximum turned off on the trope after reading Love Hina and finding the main character was a colossal bipolar bitch.
Speaking of deres, I also did a yandere rarara story a while back too.
>>25618626
I'm good, generally speaking, glad to see people don't hate my writing.
Without saying too much, Quadsikins has much more life, spring and spice in his writing than I do, I find. I envy him that.I really should be in bed, but between skyping and playing Binding of Isaac, I'm 2comfy
>>25618787
Yep, and glad to hear it!I'm actually in the Twimom Steam Group myself, not under this name though. Got a10 on my list though.Love you too Riggy.
>>25618897
Y'all hush, you haven't seen the bullshit writing I've pulled out on my one attempt that I remember. Was completely insane, it was literally hell. Ask Fruitanon if he's still lurking/writing here, he possibly remembers.
>>25619072
Heh. Glad to be around, I do enjoy writing, and /mlp/ isn't too bad, I suppose, even if it's maybe a bit too /r9k/ for my tastes nowadays.
As for what inspires me...shit, I just need a gimmick and a way to approach it that I like.
And waifus, of course.
Can't not have waifus.
>>25619105
I admittedly haven't seen the piece of writing you're talking about, but I've caught glimpses of the way you express yourself.
I am full of anticipation over how this story is going to end. I'm surprised there hasn't been more arguing over it.Team Bookhorse go!
>>25618509
keep it up riggityragity
>>25618480
harem ending confirmed
bomb
For based Riggy we shall never die.
Currently in class, then I have work after. But after all that I can write.
Also, it appears >>25618319 and another friend of ours was banned for some reason.
To that friend who is banned and possibly lurking, I miss you already.
>>25620216
That's a possibility, or they might continue fighting it out, or maybe they'll give up!Or maybe something else will happen all together!
>>25623340
I like your story so far.>To that friend who is banned and possibly lurking, I miss you already.
not knowing how to evade the ban in less than 1 minute
>>25623340This is banned anon.
Not sure why but it seems mods popped in last night and banned anybody who posted an image of Starlight for whatever reason.
Anyhow, I'm still here
>>25618509
Mang, it's excellent.
I am dying at work, but my boss is convinced I'm drawing shit for him.In reality I've been drawing drawfag funtime winners.
Here is the first one! Pinkie and Anon enjoying Thanksgiving together and enjoying some pie.
Well, Pinkie might be enjoying it a bit more than him.I don't remember who asked for this. I hope you're still around.
>>25625935
Since I'm going to lurk this General til it's many great conclusions I'm just going to throw a name on myself to be more recognizable.
And no matter what. I'm always lurking.If pie throws pie at you is it murder?
>>25626591One more thing: this is the pinkie anon from before who was in fact, unfortunately banned.
>>25627035
He's right. I did this and not only did it do as promised. I also got a 4chanGOLD account for lfe too.
>>25625935
I am back at home and writing again!
>>25627294
Welcome home Riggy!
>>25627294
Welcome back riggy
>>25627035
i tried this and it actually works
>>25617945
>Pic reminded me of Rick
I'd Like To Get Schwifty uh-huh
I'd Like To Get Schwifty in here
Only a small chunk of the larger update I'm still working on. I just wanted to give you guys something to chew on in the meantime.
>>25618495
>A wave a relief washes over you as the sound of pouring water fills the room.
>After Rarity went upstairs to clean herself up after your little moment there, you realized your bladder was bursting at the seams.
>Too much cider!
>But it feels incredible as you let it all out.
>It's the kind of relief that makes you sigh out loud.
>You tuck jr. back into your jeans and zip up your fly before flushing.
>Rarity's bathroom is exactly as you would expect it to be: Purple and fashionable.
>Plenty of designer towels, and the smell of lavender is especially strong here.
>You half-crouch to wash your hands in the sink.
>You really have to lean down to look in the mirror.
>A spot sticks out at you.
>You squint your eyes.
>On the back of your shirt you see a black smudge across your right shoulder.
>You lean in to get a better look at it.
>It appears to be mascara.
>You don't know the first thing about make up, but you know that mascara bleeds like crazy when someone is crying.
>That must be why Rarity needs to, 'clean up' after all of that.
>Make up must be such a chore. You feel bad you ruined how done up she was tonight.
>You hope she wasn't thinking of going out.
>Or worse, expecting someone.
>You turn to the towels.
>Many of them are flourished and look very expensive.
>You stare at them for a second before wiping your hands on your jeans.
>Yeah, fuck that.
>You're not playing Russian roulette, hoping you don't use a towel you aren't supposed to or some shit.
>Only winning move is to not play...
>>25628776
>...
>...
>...
>You pull the wet towel down off your face, taking the rest of the make up with it.
>You look in the mirror into your own blue eyes.
>Your mane droops down from the shower you just took.
>Normally you would take precautions before going to bed in order to keep your mane springy for the morning.
>But right now, you have no intentions of such things.
>You levitate a brush over and begin combing through your mane.
>Naturally it is straight with a few waves, but you haven't worn it like that since you were a teenager.
>You sigh.
>It doesn't look so bad.
>You continue combing, looking deeply into yourself.
>It seems that your emotions got the better of you back there.
>Embarrassed is an understatement.
>But you're not quite sure whether this was a good or bad thing yet.
>It felt... nice to let it out.
>When Anonymous spoke about how Twilight was having a hard time lately, it made you realize something about this whole situation.
>You started it with the thought that Twilight could never like him as much as you do...
>But the way he described her talking to him, having trouble getting her points across...
>It fell very familiar.
>And you realized how much of a villian you must have seemed like.
>You don't mean to be selfish, you're the element of generosity after all.
>But just this once... you thought you could look after yourself first.
>The sink drips lightly near you.
>You take a deep breath.
>>25628776
>You're not playing Russian roulette
>Only winning move is to not play...
You hinting at something there, Riggy?
>>25628794
>The smell of his hug still lingers on your coat.
>You think back to his strong grip.
>His reassuring whispers.
>And his warm body.
>You look back at your reflection.
>He said he understood you, right?
>He said that standing your ground doesn't make you a bad friend.
>And if he understands that...
>...then maybe you're not as in the wrong as you thought.
>And perhaps a competition between the two of you is the best solution after all.
>You nod at yourself in the mirror.
>Yes, this is the proper way of dealing with the situation.
>But now you at least know how Twilight feels too.
>It changes your view, if nothing else.
>Even if you lose to her...
>At least you know she feels the same way you do.
>You tap your hoof against the marble counter of your sink.
>You glance at the stairs to the first floor.
>He's down there still.
>And he's waiting for you.
>But you know he has someplace to be, somepony to talk to, some project to get done.
>You look at the clock on the wall.
>8:55pm
>It's still early, but you feel rather spent after today.
>You wouldn't mind laying down in your bed, curling up with a good book.
>You sigh.
>You wouldn't mind laying down and curling up with HIM, either.
>But, baby steps.
>Baby steps.
>If you play your cards right, perhaps you can get that desire.
>Only time will tell.
>>25628807
I think he's saying that Rarara is totally the kind of gal with enough attention to detail and a social-customs stick up her ass that would get salty if she found out you accidentally dried your hands off with her shower towel.Maybe that's not what he's saying though, but I think that at least so whatever.
>>25628918
Dual meanings are a thing you know.
>>25628807
Anon is a rogue AI and Rarity's towels just prevented a nuclear war?
>>25628944Bingo
>>25628808
Interesting to see the rarity perspective.
Are we going to look into twilight next or are we going to see rarity go down on an unsuspecting nonny?
>>25628980
>are we going to see rarity go down on an unsuspecting nonny?
>see rarity go down on an unsuspecting nonny?
>go down on an unsuspecting nonny?
>go down on
>>25628808
>...
>...
>You tighten the laces on your new shoes.
>They are remarkably comfortable, like you've been breaking them in for weeks.
>It's a perk of being Rarity's friend to get some of the best craftsmanship.
>You still don't know what she wants you to do to repay her.
>But you'll make sure to give her back interest for being so understanding today.
>She's a good friend.
>You just hope you were a good friend tonight too.
>The sound of hooves clunking against the stairs makes you stand up straight.
>You turn to spot a most unusual sight.
>The little white unicorn you know so well has changed her appearance a final time for the night.
>This time into something you've never seen before.
>Her mane hangs down, obscuring part of her face as she makes her way to you.
>She doesn't have any make up on, and she has less eyelashes than you remember.
>You can't really place why, but she somehow looks better like this.
>Something about the natural feel to it.
>She stands in front of you and looks up.
"How are you feeling Rarity?"
>She smiles at you.
>"Better. Thank you darling." she says, her posh accent fading.
>It's weird, but she almost appears to put on a show when she's out and about.
>But right here and now, she feels a little more real.
>You can tell a lot about a person by how they act when they're tired and beaten from a day's hard work.
>It takes a lot of character to keep face, even when you don't feel like it.
>It's a nice change, actually.
>But maybe that's just your opinion.
>>25629374
>You smile down at her.
"I'm glad. You know I'm always here to help if you need somebody to talk to." you say reassuringly.
>She blushes and looks down at her hooves.
>"I know..." she mumbles.
>You spot a small smile.
>But it doesn't last, and she still seems a bit troubled.
>You should change the subject..
"Oh! You said you would tell me how to repay you for these stellar shoes!"
>She looks back up at you.
>"Hmm? Oh, I hadn't thought of it very much honestly..." she says looking at the ceiling.
>You crouch down to her.
"You name it, I'll do it." you say with a smile.
>She smiles warmly at you.
>"In that case, would you like to get some coffee with me tomorrow afternoon?" she asks, batting her eyes.
>You scratch your chin.
"You want me to pay for a coffee in exchange for these shoes? Seems like I'd be short changing you then."
>She scrunches her face
>"It's your company that I'm trading for, you buffoon!" she squeaks.
>You chuckle
"Why didn't you just say so?" you laugh.
>Her face turns red
"Of course I'll go with you! I'll come here right after work." you say happily.
>An uncontrollable smile springs across her face.
>"W-Wonderful!" she say, looking down a little.
>You look down yourself.
>Silence fills the candle lit boutique for a few minutes.
>Something strange washes over you, and the next thing you know you're hugging Rarity again.
>She seems surprised by it herself.
>But that doesn't stop her from accepting it full-heartedly.
>>25629384
>She holds you tightly around your neck.
>You hold her against your chest tightly as well.
>It's a mystery as to why you did it.
>Maybe it's just because it feels so nice.
>Warm and caring.
>It's odd, but you really don't get enough hugs like this.
>Sure you get plenty of hugs from your friends, but they aren't usually so tender.
>This is the sort of hug you can only get by being there for someone when they need you.
>You're glad you can experience such an embrace.
>After a little while you break the hug, placing Rarity gently back on her hooves.
>You stand up straight and bend over.
>She looks confused as you boop her nose, causing her face to turn rosy.
"You should get some sleep tonight. You've been up for a long time, and working hard for most of it."
>She looks at you with tired, yet happy eyes.
>She smiles and looks at your feet.
>You turn and head for the door.
"I'll be back tomorrow right after work." you say, waving your hand behind you.
>"You promise not to make a lady wait?"
>You chuckle.
"I will certainly do my best." you say as you open the door.
>Rarity starts to head up her stairs, peering behind to watch you leave.
>"Goodnight, Anon." she says in a near whisper, putting out the last of the candles with her magic.
>You close the door slowly behind you.
"Goodnight, Rarity." you say just before the door closes the gap between it and the frame.
>It clicks behind you, and you turn to face the night.
>You feel tired, partly because of the cider and partly because of all the running around.
>But you can't sleep yet.
>You have two drunk pones to look after.
>And there's no way in hell they sobered up by now.
>They were gone.
>With your new shoes you put a little more pep in your step as you rush off to the bar.
>>25629398
Okay guys, the bad news is I need to go to bed. I have to get up early tomorrow. I know I didn't post as much as usual, but I'll have to blame work for that.
But the good news is I don't have work tomorrow AND I can stay up late.
So more to come tomorrow, but for now I must sleep.
Goodnight everyone.
>>25629437
Night Rigster, sweet dreams,no homoand see ya soon.
>>25629437
Thank you based riggy.
>>25629437night riggybrah this story and the solaris one are the best ones yet.
>>25629437
Take care until next time based Riggy
>>25629453
>no homo
What are you, some sort of faggot?
>>25630438
You're right.all the homo
>>25630581
Faggot
>>25630624
>implying my implying
Fuck off m8
Bump
>>25629437
Good stuff.
Cozy as... a pillow.
bump
>>25610218
bump!
I think i l-lo... love you Riggy. Stupid! Why are you making me write this? Idiot!
Currently in class. I'll be writing and drawing later tonight! I even did all my homework this morning so I won't be TOO distracted.
>>25635769
Awesome!
Also, will all the drawings be made in colour eventually? Not trying to rush you or anything, just curious.
Still in class. At least I'm actually modelling today.
>>25636615
Depends what you mean.
Making a simple color layer is easy af, and I could do it for a lot of the pictures I made. I'll probably do it when I have a bit more time on my hands. It is finals month, after all.
I'm also looking into actual digital painting. I've done a little in the past, but I need to figure out how it works in this new program.
>>25636760
That twi is a cute, and not a shit.
>>25636760
I want to take Twilight out and watch as she tries to dance awkwardly.
>>25636760
That's a cute twig, riggy. You should make a qt rarity for the story.
>>25637263Does this count as cute?
Once I get back from this shitty meeting I'll be writing.
>>25637993
D'awwww
>>25636760I imagine her saying "ha" and "hoo" in Johnny Bravo's voice. It makes me smile.
>>25637993Yes
Currently walking back from my meeting. Be back home soon.
>>25629374
>>25639027
I really like this picture because it's not just the generic rarity pout but it actually shows emotion.
>>25639027
THIS IS RAD DUDE! Thank you so much for this picture! I love it! When I get the chance, I'll print it out and put it on my wall.
>>25638647
Pic is my backup qt Rarity I drew.
I'm here and writing. Thank you for waiting my lovely friends.
>>25639168
if that ain't the cutest shit i ever did see
>>25629398
Oh it's just so cozy and cute hnngg
>>25625935
Riggs your the only writefag I've seen in my years of lurking this board who can make these faggots seem like decent human being. Basedgod bless you Riggs. Keep up the stellar work
>>25629398
>The darkness of the night against the clear stars above adds a sort of crispness to the air.
>During the day it's a little muggy, but at night it is cool and refreshing.
>Your feet grip the ground with their new rubber soles and you charge towards your destination like a soldier on the front lines.
>Running from one side of town to the other is great cardio, actually.
>Usually you get your runs in when you are delivering goods from the castle and back.
>But this time around you're picking up cargo.
>Drunk, passed out, cargo.
>You turn the corner and start to head down the road that leads to the bar.
>In the end your day of relaxation wasn't very relaxing.
>That happens a lot more than you'd expect, but it's actually kind of nice.
>There isn't much to do in that tiny shack you call home.
>Still, you didn't expect to be carting the cider sisters home.
>Oh well.
>You slow down as you approach the front door of the bar.
>The beaten sign above the double doors reads, 'The Tart Swallow'
>This place has been around for awhile.
>You push open the door.
>There are a lot more ponies at the bar now, and plenty occupying the tables.
>The same bartender sits behind the counter, cleaning the same dirty mugs.
>You come up to the bar, finding a gap between a couple of older stallions.
"Excuse me?" you beckon for her attention.
>The pony looks up at you with indifferent eyes.
"Thanks for watchin' over my friends." you say with a smile.
>She looks over to the corner table where your friends reside then look back at you.
>"Hmm. Yeah no problem." she mumbles before going back to work.
>You raise an eyebrow before shrugging it off.
>The two of them are still in the same booth, but appear to be semi-concious.
>The odd limbo state of being sober enough to function at a very basic level, but not quite sober enough to function as a person.
>So at this point they'll probably remember stuff tomorrow, but you don't expect them to stay awake for long.
>Now is your time to act.
>>25640326
>You run up to their table.
"Alright kids, time to roll" you say in a commanding voice.
>The two of them look at you with wobbly smiles, not quite able to sit up straight without leaning.
>Rainbow Dash has an eye patch drawn over one of her eyes in black marker, and Applejack has a smiley face drawn on her forehead.
>You can't tell whether someone did it to them while they were passed out, or if they started doing it to eachother when they woke up.
>Their eyes are a little drooped, but they seem at least a little coherent.
>"Anon! Anooon! Nonny-poo! Noni-non-non... how are ya?" Rainbow Dash rambles drunkenly.
>You can't help but smirk at their condition.
>But you suck it up and try to remain serious.
"I'm just fine, but it's time to leave the bar!" you repeat.
>Applejack waves at you, falling back a little as she does so.
>"Now WAH would we go an' do such a borin' thang like THAT?" she says loudly.
>Her accent gets a little heftier when she's drunk.
>You weren't aware of that.
>You stare at her directly in the eyes.
>She drunkenly stares back for an extended period.
"Because the two of you are more trashed than Pinkie's house after a New Years Eve party, and you need to get home."
>Applejack's eyes suddenly get wide, and she pushes her hooves into her face.
>"OH NO. I can't go home like THIS!" she shouts suddenly
>Several heads turn your way.
>You smile at them then turn back to Applejack, trying to calm her down.
>"If ah go back like this, ah'm sure to make Granny and Mac mad at me!" she says, words slurring together as she goes, "Anon I just CAN'T go home like this again.."
>Again?
>These drinking competitions must be a more common occurence than you thought.
>>25640337
>You shake your head with your hands up defensively.
"No way. It's against the rules for me to have guests overnight. Twilight is very strict about that stuff... why don't we just ask her if you can stay the night in the castle?"
>Immediately both of the girls look at you with angry eyes.
>"NO" they shout in unison.
>"She's worsss than mah family, Anon." Applejack stutters.
>Rainbow Dash places her chin on the table, her eyes closed.
>"Come on Anon, just let us stay the night! Why do you have to be such a fffffffffffffffdork." she slurrs out.
>You shake your head again.
"I don't know. I just-... wait... 'US'? Why are you coming?" you ask, confused.
>Rainbow Dash snorts air out of her nose.
>"You think I can FLYyyY?... In this CONDI - IT - TION?" she says, burping through a couple words.
>You scratch the back of your head.
>You figured that the pseudo-wonderbolt Rainbow Dash would be the best at flying drunk.
>But then again, you can't even stand up properly when you're drunk, so maybe aviation might be a challenge too.
>You sigh.
>There's no way you're just leaving them here, and you don't want them to get in any trouble after the fun time you had with them today.
>You lightly tap your forehead against the table with a groan.
>There doesn't seem to be an easy way out of this.
>Twilight only comes to your room for inspections, and you just had one last week.
>And if you get them out early the next morning you should be golden.
>Still, it's a hassle that must be added to your work day tomorrow.
>Yippee.
>You moan again, your face firmly pressed against the wooden table.
"This is gonna suck for me isn't it?" you grumble
>Rainbow Dash smacks you in the back in a reassuring way, you think.
>"Look on the bright side: you get to have a slumber party with the two coolest mares in tOWn..." she says with another burp or two.
>Applejack chuckles in a low tone from under her hat which she has placed over her face.
>You just groan again.
>>25639585
>>25639879
>>25640002
D'aww I love you guys.
>>25640074
Wanna know my secret?They're actually great people all the time, you just have to let them know they can be anyone they wanna be, and reassure them that you'll alwayslovethem and that as long as they try their hardest, you'll beproud of them.Because they're worth it.Just like you Anon.
>>25640413
Ilove_you too Riggy. You're the best.
>>25640074
M-maybe I'm not arobotafterall
>>25640353
Again Riggy, I come up dry on complaints or criticisms so instead I'm just going to say hnnnnng at the cute mares drunken antics.
>>25640413
You da best.
>>25640353
>For the third time tonight you have a pony hanging off your shoulder.
>And this time it is Rainbow Dash again.
>You wonder how many times you're going to have to throw this blue pony on your back in the future.
>Once a person knows they can rely on you to get them home while they're drunk, they tend to abuse that knowledge.
>Especially since she'll be so sore at you tomorrow for absolutely destroying them in that drinking competetion.
>Rainbow Dash does not take losing well.
>There are plenty of ponies out and about.
>You can feel dozens of pairs of eyes follow you as you walk down the street with Applejack under your right arm and Rainbow Dash over your shoulder.
>It's at least dark enough that probably can't tell who you're carrying when you're walking as fast as you are.
>Ponies can't keep up with your long legs, so you really coast through the crowds without much issue.
>The castle looms down the road as the silhouette of a stone tree with shining branches baring crystal fruit.
>You adjust Rainbow Dash on your shoulder again.
>She mumbles under her breath then pulls tighter on your shirt, resting her head on your shoulder.
>They're still drunk enough to not be able to walk on their own.
>Efficiently, anyway. You're sure they could manage a pretty pathetic hobble at this point.
>And as amusing as that would be to witness, you don't have time to screw around.
>There's a gap in the guard's route where you can get to your shack without any interference because they aren't anywhere near the back garden.
>You know this because...
>Well admittedly you have had to break into your shack when you forget your keys.
>And guards look down on a human kicking down a door.
>It is a LITTLE sketchy.
>They're usually gone between 10:00 and 10:15.
>You left the bar at around 10:00, so you can only hope you made it back in time.
>You slow the thumping of your feet as you approach the castle.
>>25641065
>With great grace you sneak to the back door of the garden gate.
>If you made it here in time, there shouldn't be a guard by the door right noww.
>You walk through the soft grass to minimize noise as you turn the corner of the large cobblestone wall to check the post.
>To your dismay the silver and purple armor of a Friendship Castle™ guard shines against the moonlight.
>You groan out loud and place the ponies you've been carrying back on their feet.
>It'll be awhile before the guards rotate again.
>You must have just missed the sweet spot.
>Applejack wobbles around the corner to peek at the guard.
>"Anon... why aren't we goin' inside?" she says, still having a hard time to stand.
>You shake your head.
"I don't know. If that guard sees us come in, he'll contact Twilight about me bringing home guests."
>Applejack shakes her head.
>Rainbow Dash stands up from the grass.
>"Well, don't you... don't you know the guards around here?"
>You shake your head.
"Not the night guards. I'm usually asleep. I don't know any of them. Plus the guard is really loyal, I doubt I'd be able to talk my way out of it."
>Rainbow Dash starts to sparatically hover near you.
>You step back to stay away from her swinging legs.
>Suddenly you realize she has a baseball sized rock in her front hooves.
"Uh... Rainbow... What's with the rock?"
>Rainbow Dash burps, still swaying back and fourth in the air.
>It's obvious she's having trouble maintaining her altitude.
>She smirks at you.
>"We'll just have to take care of the guard then!" she says.
>>25641086
>You nearly jump from confusion.
"WHAT?! We're not going to hurt that guard! That's crazy!" you start to spout.
>Rainbow Dash shushes you, shoving her hoof against your face.
>Her swaying causes you to get pushed back by it.
>"We're not gonna hurt him ya dork! We're just gonna throw this into the forest over there, and when... when he... uhhhh...."
>She pauses for a second, staring into space.
>"...when he... when he goes to look for the thing that made the noise.... we'll sneak in." she says, finally returning to the real world.
>You scratch your head.
>That's not a bad plan.
>Rainbow Dash lifts the rock above her head.
>You take a step back and just let it happen.
>"Applejack?" she says.
>Applejack turns around, facing away from the forest.
>Her legs point directly into the woods just in front of the guard to your left.
>If their aim is good, he should get a glimpse of the rock as it flies into the woods.
>He'll definitely investigate that.
>"Ready?" Rainbow asks
>Applejack nods.
>"PULL!" she says in a yell-whisper hybrid.
>Rainbow drops the rock behind Applejack.
>While the rock falls, Applejack fires her hind legs in a massive buck.
>Everything moves in slow motion.
>At first, it appears it will work gangbusters.
>But that was before you noticed how off center Applejack's aim is.
>She lands her blow just below and to the right of the stone.
>It spikes off her powerful legs and skyrockets up and to the left.
>Like a homerun, it appears it's going to clear the guard and fly deep into the woods past him.
>If that were the case, you could just find a new rock and you'd throw it in the woods yourself.
>But your luck isn't quite on your side tonight.
>That or god.
>Because as the rock floats above the head of the guard a bat flies directly into its arc.
>>25641095
>The stone strikes the bat with the force of a drunken apple farmer's buck, and it falls out of the sky right where the stone hit it.
>You hope the bat isn't dead as it falls out of the sky.
>The bat lands directly in front of the guard with a splat. You cringe at how terribly this plan went.
>The guard looks down at it with a confused expression before looking around.
>This is it.
>Now the guard will be to suspicious to leave his post.
>You'll have to just fess up to the guard if you want to get in, or you'll have to figure something else out.
>But just as soon as you start to come up with plan B, a metal ding rings out across the field.
>The stone bounces almost happily off the helmet of the guard, causing it to fall over his eyes and tighten down.
>The guard starts to wave his head around, trying to get his face unstuck.
>This is an opportunity.
>And before you even have time to weigh the risks your arms have already grabbed the drunk duo, and your feet have blasted off from under you.
>You quickly run to the gate just behind where the incapacitated guard is struggling with his helmet.
>He nearly has it unstuck, but as it is right now it has his ears pinned too.
>You toss the ponies over the small fence by the guard post before vaulting it.
>You grab them once more and book it to your shack across the garden.
>>25641102
Now, commence drunken snuggles!
>inb4 Anon falls for Dash and AJ or vice versa
>>25641102
>The door handle barely turns on your rickety wooden cabin before you burst inside, slamming it behind you.
>You drop the two ponies on the floor and quickly look out the small window to the left of the wooden door.
>Nobody followed you, and the garden appears still.
>You let out a sigh of relief and slowly slide down to the ground with your back against the door.
>You feel like you just pulled off a heist.
>Which you sort of did.
>Except you snuck in living contraband instead of making off with some money.
>Applejack and Rainbow Dash both lie on the ground where you dropped them, breathing heavy and slowly.
>All the excitement, combined with their still intoxicated state, has really drained them.
>You look at the eyepatch over Rainbow's eye.
>You stare at it for a little while, listening to the peeping frogs in the distant swamp and the chirping crickets in the garden.
>The sounds of a summer evening are soothing to say the least.
>You sigh, standing once more.
>Your job isn't quite over yet.
>But this part you don't mind so much.
>You kick off your shoes to the side of the door.
>They've served you well for their first day on the job.
>The socks come with them and once more you're bare footed.
>You look over your small living quarters.
>The room couldn't be more than 15x15 with a small half kitchen a mere 10 feet away from your small, cot, bed.
>On the walls you hang a few treasures you've amassed over time.
>A mask from Zecora, a couple horns from Yak Yakistan, courtesy of Pinkie Pie, a couple large iron tools that you keep on the walls for work, lots and lots of hanging plants, and of course a helmet of the royal friendship guard.
>You make so many helmets that it only feels right to have one of your own.
>The wooden room would feel drab and dreary without any furnishing, but the cultural bits and bobbs mix with the lively green plants you have to give the room the illusion of life.
>Yes, this little place is not so bad once you get used to it.
>>25641986
>You travel to the only room other than this one: The bathroom.
>It's small and only contains a sink, small bathtub/shower combo, and a toilet.
>Other than the toiletries, the entire bathroom is tiled with white hexagons that have yellowed over time.
>You sit on the edge of the bath tub and plop your feet in.
>You turn on the water and grab a wash cloth and start scrubbing the dirt off your feet.
>They've nearly turned black from how much gunk you picked up on them.
>After a few minutes, however, they are squeaky clean.
>Satisfied with your work, you take another wash cloth and wet it under the sink.
>You head back into your bedroom and fill up a glass of water in the small kitchenette.
>You crouch down to the two ponies lounging on your floor.
>With a light prod to ear to annoy Applejack back to being awake, you take her hat off her head and slide the glass of water over to her.
"Drink that while I deal with Dash, okay?" you say with a smile.
>She lazily looks at the glass then back at you.
>Without a word she nods and slides the glass closer to herself, sipping in a little at a time.
>You grab Rainbow Dash from under her arms and drag her towards yourself.
>You sit with your legs crossed and bring her into your lap.
>She groans at you and struggles a bit, but she never opens her eyes.
>She puts a hoof in your chest, keeping you from holding her closer.
>You shake your head with a smile.
"Come on... stop fussing. I'm just trying to help here." you say in a motherly coo.
>She flops on her back in your lap and stops resisting.
>She looks at you with squinted eyes and sticks her tongue out at you.
>A normal person would probably put the tongue back in their mouth after a few seconds, but she seems to have forgotten it's hanging out.
>You roll your eyes and pick up the wash cloth.
>You bring it up to her eye as she moves away slightly.
>With one arm you wrap around her, supporting her head towards your other hand with the wash cloth.
>>25642006
>You gently rub it against her face just below the eye.
>As soon as you start doing it, Rainbow Dash relaxes in your arms.
>She isn't talking very much, mostly just grumbles.
>But then again, it's later than you thought it was.
>Almost 11:15! And these two are still drunk...
>You rub the washcloth over her eye and brow, scrubbing out the eyepatch that was drawn into her fur.
>You also wrap the cloth around each of her hooves, getting rid of any grime left there.
>She occasionally kicks, but her small hooves don't take long to sparkle.
>You release your hold on Rainbow.
"There. All done. That wasn't so bad, huh?" you say as you rinse the wash cloth in the sink behind you.
>The appliances were made for ponies, so it's low enough to reach, even when sitting down.
>When you turn back to your lap you realize Rainbow hasn't budged. In fact, she's snuggled up to the bowl your legs make.
>You shake your head and slowly lift her before standing up.
>You bring her over to your bed and attempt place her down.
>She grips your arm with her hooves and hind legs with astounding tightness.
>You try to shake her off, but she's on there really well.
>It must be a habit picked up from sleeping in trees all the time.
>You carefully, yet firmly, push her off your arm and onto the bed.
>This unfortunately wakes her from her peaceful sleep.
>She sits up on your bed, a little dazed by her change in location.
>You meet her concious self with a glass of water as well.
"Drink up. You'll thank me tomorrow."
>She blinks a few times.
>"Ohkay... alright..." she says quietly.
>You walk back over to Applejack who has been waiting patiently by her empty glass.
>You sit down in front of here.
>She looks up at you with tired eyes.
>But she still beams at you.
>You motion to your lap.
"C'mere." you say in a whisper.
>She takes a few steps into your lap before flopping right in.
>>25642018
>You take the wash cloth and scrub her forehead hard.
>The marker washes away, but it takes a little elbow grease.
>You flip her over to her back to get to her hooves.
>She starts to chuckle as you do it.
>You wash her hooves as she kicks to her giggle fit.
>You can't help but to start laughing too.
"Would- Would you-- No don't- That's haha, no that's not helping!" you say, chuckling thoughout.
>She calms down as you finish up.
>You toss the wash cloth in the sink to be cleaned again, and put her glass on the counter.
>You lift her up and bring her over to the bed.
>Rainbow Dash's hind legs stick out from under the covers, but her top half is completely covered by the blankets.
>It's as if she started to burrow underneath the covers, then got tired and just stopped halfway.
>You smirk and place Applejack on the bed, picking up Rainbow's glass as you do.
>You walk over to the sink and drop the glasses in, then head to the bathroom.
>The mirror stares deep into your eyes as you brush your teeth quickly.
>Just because you have guests doesn't mean you have to skip your habits.
>You get your teeth clean and wash your face before heading back to the bedroom.
>The two ponies have made their way under the covers, though Applejack seems to have gotten the pillow.
>Rainbow Dash has gotten the rest of her body under the covers, but her head hangs off the side of the bed upside down.
>Now it's your turn.
>You pop your shirt off and throw it in a basket by your dresser.
>Next you remove your jeans, stripping down to your boxers.
>You hear giggles coming from the bed behind you.
>You decide to ignore it and put on a pair of black sweat pants.
>You lazily throw on an under shirt and walk to the side of your bed.
>The two ponies relax in your large bed, obviously happy to be there.
>>25642025
"Everybody good? Got enough blankets?" You ask tenderly.
>The two of them nod at you with great exaggeration.
>They might have caused you quite a hassle so far, but they're still your close friends.
>And it feels nice to do something good for your friends.
>You sigh.
"Great. Then with that let's hit the hay." you say as you blow out the candle left by your bed.
>You sit down on the soft carpet next to your bed and retrieve a spare pillow and blanket from underneath.
>You start to set up the blanket and pillow for a make-shift bed on the ground when something starts tapping against the back of your head.
>You turn around to be greeted with Applejack's big green eyes.
>"You aren't plannin' on sleepin' on the ground are ya?" she asks.
>A smile crawls across your face.
"That's the plan! You two can have the bed."
>Applejack shakes her head.
>"Nope. That just ain't right. Ya come on up in here." she says in a rather sober way.
>You raise an eyebrow.
"I couldn't possibly make you two sleep on the ground."
>She laughs.
>"That ain't what I'm implyin', sugarcube." she says softly.
>You feel yourself blush.
"What? Share a bed with the two of you? Isn't that kind of... I don't know... scandalous? Or something?"
>She blows a razzberry in the air.
>"Shoot, nothin' wrong with sharin' a bed with yer friends. Besides, you're mighty comfortable..." she says, trailing off at the end.
>You do have work tomorrow.
>And you really prefer sleeping in your bed.
>If there's really no harm...
>You stand up.
"You sure? I don't want the two of you yelling at me when you're sober tomorrow."
>Rainbow Dash pops her head out from under the covers again.
>"We won't, just get in you nerd!" she says, tired and annoyed.
>You shrug.
>>25642034
>The only one putting up a fight its you.
>May as well just go for it.
>You carefully sit on the bed, allowing the ponies to get on either side of you.
>You place your legs under the covers and lie down flat.
>Rainbow Dash pulls the covers up as she comes up to put her head on your chest.
>Applejack does the same.
>You naturally wrap your arms around them.
>It's just what feels comfortable.
>And after all the movement comes to a stop, you feel comfortable and warm.
>You sigh.
"Well then... goodnight you two!" you say quietly, your heavy eyelids finally closing.
>You feel a hoof press against your face.
>"Goodnight Anon. Thanks for the whole babysitting thing..." she says in barely a whisper.
>Applejack grunts in agreement.
>Rainbow Dash's hoof falls limp, and the two of them are fast asleep in mere minutes.
>You start to feel yourself go too.
>The crickets are chirping.
>The frogs peeping in the echoed distance.
>Rainbow Dash breathes slowly on your right, her ear twitching on occasion.
>Applejack's heart beat is slow and pounds lightly against your chest.
>And you feel tired and happy, surrounded by two friends that care about you.
>There are worse ways to fall asleep.
>>25642045
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.
Riggy so based, the japs want to kamikaze his harbor.
>>25642045
Welp, I made another super update by accident.
That was A LOT of writing.And it was wonderful.
That's all for me tonight. I'm up way past my bedtime, but it was worth it to get some delicious green out here.
Remember when that Anon said this was gonna be a dead thread?HA
I hope you all enjoyed today's updates. I'll be back tomorrow, but perhaps not in the same capacity. I'll make sure to write something and draw something at the very least.
Dang, I drew two pictures and wrote 12-13 posts worth of green today. I was productive.
Goodnight my O'hana. I'll see you all tomorrow.
>>25642079
I love youhomo^2
Dash and AJ are along for the ride now. This is gonna be one hell of a clusterfuck, ain't it?
>>25642079
HNNNNNGG!!
>>25642079
Riggy u r fuckin perfect m8.
you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't fucking know. i want this to not sound gay, but you are fucking perfect, Riggy.
ty for listening
>>25642833
>dat almost Nujabes lyric
What that anon said.
>>25642079
I want t-to kiss you, if you d-don't mind...
>>25642079
I guess I can't word it better than >>25642833 but you truly are fucking perfect. I connect with everything you write in a beautiful way and you are an incredible person.
I was wondering? Do you write anon how you would handle situations in equestria?I wish I was a drawfag so I could illustrate that beautiful scene.
I want a book on how to be Riggy, great writefag, solid drawfag, 10/10 guy, how does he do it?
>>25644474Pagan dark magic
>>25642092
I love you too.0homo x 10^17
>>25642099
There's always a possibility of clusterfuckage in times like these.
>>25642243I really hope I don't end up killing you with this shit.
>>25642833
Woah nelly, I don't really know how to respond to this!
I guess my first reaction is to feel a little guilty about it. Perfect is such a strong word, but I understand the sentiment that you are implying.
Because nobody is perfect, as we all know, and perfection is truly subjective.
But what you imply is that I am everything you want in RiggyRag, and that I set a high standard. I may not be perfect, but I'm everything you want and need me to be.
And you know something?
That way you view me?That's exactly how I feel about all of you.
Thank you Anon. I appreciate every letter, and I've saved the comment to my hard drive for when life gets me down.
>>25643797
Thanks Anon. You're a pretty stand up guy.
>>25644062
I've been told I'm a pretty good kisser.Wanna see for yourself?
>>25644118
Thanks Banny. And to answer your question, yes mostly.
Of course Anon handles situations very well, and he is a little more of a space cadet than I am. I am at least a little aware of the concept that someone is flirting with me. Only a little though, trust me.
It's hard to be the same way in real life as I am on here, but I try my damn best! And all your supportfills me with DETERMINATION
>>25644474
I'd like a book on it myself! Maybe I could figure out some stuff too. I'd offer some advice, but I doubt that you're looking for it.
>>25644659It's actually Satanist Greater Magic
Currently in class, counting the hours until I get out.
>>25645773
>Currently in class, counting the hours until I get out.
Sounds like it's time to play RIGGYQUEST(tm)! The CYOA we play between posts to get senpai to notice us. Shall we begin?
>You are anonhorse
>The most tsun of all horses
>The object of your affection keeps spinning his wonderful stories of hope and love and dreams
>with just a slight dusting of whimsy
>But although all the other pones bother him, they just blend into the crowd
>They're... anonymous, if you will
>But not you!
>No!
>You're going to stand out to Riggy-senpai and show him you care!
>You're gonna declare your love to him, and then he'll sweep you off your hooves to better days!
>You're gonna do this by....
(1) Loudly saying you could write a better story
(2) Laughing cruelly whenever he says he's stuck
(3) Complaining bitterly whenever he says he needs some time for family - YOU'RE ALL THE FAMILY HE NEEDS
(4) Renegade Option
(5) Doubt
>>25646162
4: homoerotichandholding
>>25646162
Last CYOA I tried, Renegade options were always the way to go,That whole CYOA was a trapLooks like I'm voting RENEGADE.
>>25646162
>>25646195
>>25646200
>You nod as the voices form a consensus: Go RENEGADE
>That would mean
>Telling R-riggy
>Th-that... that you... that youfancy him
>Your face gets hot just thinking about it
>That's just WAY too lewd! That's how you get invitations tolay in a canoe as he paddles you down a calm stream, singing sweet nothings to you in the spring sun
>And your momma warned you about those kinda guys!
>but... maybe
>I-if it's R-riggy... it won't be so bad?
>Y-yeah...
>OH
>Oh he's about to post!
>You quickly shove your way past these lesser horses to the front, for the glory of-
>>25639168
>O-oh...
>I-it's...beautiful
>a-an Uncouth qt, if you do say so yourself
>And you're not talking about dress horse
>Opening your mouth to comment, you say
(1) I think you're just Dandy!
(2) I think you could've done better....
(3) I think you should put the tablet down and do something worthwhile with your life. Have you thought about going to the middle east and giving your life for Aiur?
(4) Use the Legendary Comment (x1)
(5) Doubt
>>25646262
1. Space Riggy, is a dandy Rigsin space
>>25646262
>>25646300
>The only voice responding to your CYO-
>eer
>Dubs demands you tell him he's dandy
>In the most professional and regal manner that you can muster, because he deserves nothing le-
"eeee Riggy you're Dandy, baby~"
>He smiles and waves at you
>And for a moment, your heart stops - he-he noticed you
>He noticed YO-
>Another dumb horse waves back, and Riggy gives him that same smile
>That was..
>that was supposed to be YOUR smile
>That was your way in!
>Your nose begins to scrunch as you realize
>He didn't notice you AT ALL
>Drastic times call for drastic, foolish measures
(1) Use the Legendary Comment (x1)
(2) Throw a folding chair
(3) Use the meme arrows
(4) Being ignored by Riggy-senpai fills you with DETERMINATION
(5) Doubt
>>25646521
4. I am determined as FUCK to have Riggy notice me.
>>25646521
4. Senpai will notice us!
>>25646521
4. We are determined, we will do this!
>>25646521
FOLFING CHAIR THROW DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES!
>>25646666
*FOLDING
FUCK
>>25646666
Guys,
I can confirm Satan does not like Folding Chairs.
We will now have collapsing Folfing chairs.
>>25646521
D E T E R M I N A T I O N
>>25646521
>Your eyes close
>To a thin line
>Your mouth
>Also forms a thin line
>The thought of Riggy-senpai one day noticing you...
>fills you with [DETERMINATION]
>Your HP is at max!
>But, uh....
(1) Is this a genocide run?
(2) Is this a pacifist run?
>As you debate on whether or not goatmom will love you, Riggy begins to post anew
>>25641065
>Naturally, you are enthralled
>Look at how he weaves those words together
>How his plump, kissable lips move wi-
>NO
>NO YOU ARE FILLED WITH FOCUS AND DETERMINATION!
>You're gonna interrupt him and FINALLY get him to notice you by
(1) Genocide
or
(2) Pacifist>Are you going to have a bad time?
>>25646807
PAcifist! pacifist! oh god not the genocide.
>>25646807
Pacifist!
>>25646807
Genocide.
Crush the competition.
>>25646807
We're going to have agreattime being a_________pacifist
>>25646807
Pacifist, if Riggy ever finds out we murdered everyone he'll think we're yandere for him.
>>25646807
Genocide Battle with Riggy
>Battle startshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4VNZdsjveE
>'The air feels warm..."
>You miss your first swipe.
"You've really been busy, huh?"
>'Smells like DETERMINATION'
>Second miss
"The entire underground is empty thanks to you."
>He doesn't attack.
>'Smells like green'
>Third miss.
"It's so very empty. And I have to wonder if it really is you..."
>'Riggy looks into your heart'
>Fourth miss
"You're not a bad person. I know that..."
>*'Smells like DETERMINATION'
>Fifth miss
>Battle music cuts to sad musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlKHChbEcps
"We all have good in us. I haven't met anyone that doesn't"
"Come on Anon."
"Let's just go home."
>*'Riggy is sparing you.'
>...
>Sixth miss
"...."
"Please stop Anon."
"We need to stop this."
>*'Riggy is sparing you.'
>Seventh miss.
>Music stops.
". . ."
"You're better than this."
"Please."
"Just come home."
"I don't know why you must kill"
"But I know that you won't be happy after all this."
". . ."
"I want you to be happy."
>*'Riggy is saving you.'
>[FIGHT]
>'You attempt to fight, but something tugs at your soul'
"Please Anon..."
>*'Riggy is saving you.'
>[FIGHT]
>Eight miss
"...."
"...."
>*...
>Ninth miss
>Riggy bows his head
"I can't save you this way..."
"So I'll have to save you from yourself."
>Riggy lifts his head
"I still love you, ya know. And it takes a lot of love to do this."
> Square frame becomes a circle as a spiraling bullet hell flies towards your soul.
>You narrowly dodge the spinning projectiles
"No escape."
>New music starts up as Riggy bobs in placehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOAvGRaKAjM
>*Riggy is D E T E R M I N E D to save you.I really wanted to write this. I love this CYOA. I laughed out loud in class when I first saw it.
I'm still in class, but I just realized how easy it would be to CYOA an Undertale spoof for realsies.
>>25646807
>Genocide it is!
>By that you mean,
>Genocidically peaceful...
>yeah. Still got it.
>...shutup you're not horsemarried to me you're not my real waifu
>Oh! Riggy - Riggy's turning towards you
>It must be the sheer amount of [DETERMINATION] you possess
>>25647245
>Wh-
>What? He - he's talking to you
>He's also dodging yourcombat hugs
>Dangit you were trained by navy seals in al quesadilla for this
>"So I'll have to save you from yourself."
>Fucking RIGGY
"I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAVE ME-"
>*Riggy is D E T E R M I N E D to save you.
>You barely dodge the LOVE pellets
"I WANTED YOU TO NOTICE ME, YOU BUTT!"
Riggy's being the better marshmellow horse. WHAT DO?!
(1) Dance inappropriately to Riggy's battle music
(2) Flail your kickyhooves in the air at him
(3) Lewdly eat a bisicle
(4)CALL GOATMOM AND TELL ON RIGGY
>>25647320
2, everyone loves kickyhooves
>>25647320
2. Kickyhooves are only true option
>>25647320
we gotta dance it's the only way we can dodge Riggy's LOVE pellets
>>25610218
I like it. I'll jump on it when I get home, I've got a good one for anon demasculating Rainbod Dash before...
>>25647245I'm back and writing.
>>25647626
Side-note, sent you an email.
>>25647962
Got it!
>>25648041
My Rigga
>>25645773
>>good kisser
B-but i'm a guy, if that's o-ok with you...
>>25648518
Hey, I'm a guy too!We already have so much in common.
>>25648553
>>25648518
Kinky!
>>25648518
>>25648553
Oh my...
>>25648553
That's just adorable.
>>25642045
>Everthing feels warm and fuzzy as you come back to conciousness.
>Your arms are still wrapped around two ponies, one of which has been drooling on your chest.
>The sounds of birds out your window fills your ears with pleasant songs.
>You open your eyes and look around a little
>It must be early because there's a coolness in the air that only summer mornings can have.
>You look down at the ponies you're holding close.
>Applejack was the drooling culprit.
>It's actually kind of adorable to see her breathing slowly with her mouth wide open against you.
>Rainbow Dash clings to your side like she did to your arm before.
>That must be a big thing for her when she's sleeping.
>You adjust yourself so you're sitting more upright.
>There's no need to get up quite yet.
>Work doesn't start until 8am.
>The clock on the wall says 6:45.
>You should be golden.
>You have an oddly overwhelming feeling to scratch them behind the ears and pet their manes while they snooze.
>It takes a lot of resistance, and in the end you end up with your hands on their manes, lightly stroking them until they wake up slowly.
>The two of them look up through drooping eyes.
>Rainbow Dash yawns and looks up at you.
"Good morning," you say happily.
>She smiles up at you, her eyes blinking slowly and asymmetrically.
>"Mornin'" she mumbles.
>Applejack smacks her lips, looking around your room.
"How did you two sleep? Well?" you ask tenderly.
>Applejack nods with a warm smile.
>Rainbow Dash curls up against you again.
>"I'm goin' back to it..."
>>25650333
>You chuckle then feel Applejack do the same.
>"Ah hear that! Ah don't even feel hungover. Bein' in the same bed as Anon must be some kind of healin' hooman magic." she says jokingly, holding your side closely.
>Human magic, sure.
>Or maybe it was the fact you made them drink water before bed so they'd be hydrated.
>Those were big glasses of water too.
>The two of them hold you on either side and snuggle up once more.
>You don't object, work isn't going anywhere.
>And besides, you feel too nice to get out of bed right now anyway.
>Soon they are snoozing again, and you stare out the window at the vibrant green grass shining in the morning sun, their dew sparkling like gems thrown across the lawn.
>You meditate like this for a while, just feeling the breathing of your friends by your sides.
>You check the clock again.
>7:30
>At this point you should probably get ready to work.
>You scoop up Applejack and place her on your right side by the wall.
>She doesn't even wake up.
>That's a pretty sound sleeper.
>Probably from living on a farm with a couple siblings.
>You learn to sleep through stuff.
>Rainbow Dash latches to your side once more.
>You grab the scruff of her neck and pull her off you.
>You plop her down on Applejack, making her instinctively grapple around her body, using her rear as a pillow.
>A chuckle escapes your lips.
>You're trying hard not to mess with them too much, but that was ridiculously adorable.
>>25650350
>The opening you just made lets you hop off the bed without disturbing the others.
>You walk to your bathroom and brush your teeth again to get rid of that morning breath.
>Once more a human stares back into your eyes.
>You never see other humans, because you're pretty sure you're the only one around here.
>It's odd, going from a place where you're the dominant species to a place where you're alone.
>You don't see human faces as you walk the streets, and it gets harder every day to remember the faces of those you once knew.
>But you can always remember your face.
>You sigh through your nose before spitting the toothpaste into the sink.
>Your razor slides across your face without resistance, shaving away your patchy beard you acquired overnight.
>Twilight enchanted it so that it would only cut hair and nothing else.
>Which is great for a razor, because there are certain things you gotta shave that will bleed a LOT if you knick them.
>You tap the hair off the razor and wash it off.
>Suddenly you hear clunking at the door.
>The two ponies on your bed sit up with surprise.
>You turn and look into the room.
>You weren't expecting visitors.
"Who is it?" you yell from the lavatory.
>Applejack and Rainbow Dash look at you then the door.
>There's a moment of pause.
>"It's the princess! I'm here for a routine, surprise living quarters inspection!" a muffled Twilight yells
>Your heart leaps into your throat.
>You turn to your two illegal guests, formulating a plan as quickly as you can.
>They look back at you with concerned eyes.
>You have to move fast.
>>25650369
"J-Just a minute!" you shout as you move towards your friends.
>You grab the two of them and head towards your cabinets above the sink.
>They have cooking supplies in them, but are otherwise pretty empty.
>Usually when Twilight does these inspections she has a couple of guards roll by and help her with it.
>But in the multiple inspections you've had they've never looked at those cabinets.
>You open them up and lift your friends inside.
>It's a snug fit, but they fit in there well enough.
>They seem confused, but you put your fingers to your lips to signal for them to be quiet.
>They nod at you as you close the cabinets again.
>It's a shame the windows in this place are all directly next to the door.
>No way they'd be able to sneak out without Twilight wondering what they are doing.
>Twilight knocks on the door a few more times and you finally run up and answer it.
>You open the door to the little purple princess who looks rather different today.
>She has her mane in a cute little bun, and she's wearing more eyeliner than you're used to her wearing.
>On top of all that, her bangs have been styled so they have more volume.
>She looks really good today, in a made-up sort of way.
>Meanwhile you're just standing there with bed head like an asshole.
"Hey boss! Sorry to keep you waiting, uh..." you say before she pushes through you into your room.
>It's only at this point that you realize she isn't accompanied by any guards.
>She walks in slowly, swishing her tail back and fourth as she enters the room.
>"Oh it wasn't a problem, I'm not very busy today." she says happily, turning back to you.
>You scratch the back of your neck.
"Yeah... I don't mean to sound rude princess-"
>"Call me Twlight, please."
>Her interruption derails your train of thought.
>She's never made that distinction before, and you almost always referred to her as princess before Twilight.
>>25650388
>Hearing her choose one over the other comes off as odd to you.
>That compounded with the fact she is here alone makes even less sense.
>A check of your entire room with only one pony checking will take forever.
>You shake your head and recover your thoughts.
"Erm, I don't mean to sound rude Twilight, but didn't I just have a random inspection like five days ago?" you ask carefully.
>She giggles to herself.
>"Oh Anon~, it wouldn't be random if I didn't get to stop by whenever I wa- erm, whenever your name is drawn from the inspection lottery... hehe" she says, looking you in the eyes.
>You scratch the back of your neck.
"I guess so. You came a little early though, shouldn't I put on some real clothes?" you ask.
>She looks you up and down and bites her lip.
>"N-No! You're fine the way you are..." she stutters a little.
>Her face glows red before she turns away to inspect your bed.
>She pokes around at it, throwing the sheets around.
>She looks at you quickly before turning away.
>"W-Would you grab me a glass of water please!" she says quickly.
>You raise an eyebrow.
>Kind of an odd and sudden request, but whatever.
>You turn to the sink and start filling the water as she inspects your bed behind you.
"You look really nice today by the wayyy..." you say, looking over your shoulder.
>You can see Twilight smelling your sheets for a moment before turning to you with a defensive look.
>"What's that face f-for, jerk?! I'm checking for... substances..." she says.
>You blink once or twice before going back to the glass you were filling.
"Okidoke!" you say.
>Pony noses are pretty strong so you don't second guess it too much.
>You wouldn't doubt if they could actually smell drugs on your bed.
>You weren't even aware there were drugs in Equestria.
>>25650400
Not that I'm complaining, but...
Not being allowed to invite other to his home, even if they're friends of Twilight?
Random inspections?
I'm just a little confused; he sounds almost more like a prisoner than a blacksmith.
>>25650333
>Starting with trips
Checkin' zem.
Also great work so far, can't wait to see if this blows up in Anon's faceeven though he did nothing wrong, just like our favorite Fuhrer, except even less wrong..
>>25650400
Riggy, I should be studying for a test that basically defines my whole collage life until now, but you sweet mother fucker got me hooked up in this story.
Please, do go on.
>>25650400
i know what she smells
>>25650400
This is ending in one way...
>>25650559
You ever live where you work? Imagine a dorm room but it's owned by your boss.
She's like his boss and his landlord all at once.
>>25651206
Can't say that I ever have.
Isn't that what Pinkie practically does?
I don't know, still sounds kinda harsh to me. But I've never even lived in a dorm, I rented my own apartment when I went to university, so I guess I just can't relate.
>>25651206
>like a landlord and boss all in one
>>25651266
>this twi does not sound fun
>>25651266
Oh fuck, I've had enough trouble with both at one time (though luckily not the same person, nor at the same time).
I can scarcely imagine what sort of nightmare that must be.
>>25651236
Security Measures for living within castle walls. He's treated the same as the guard are when it comes to living conditions. Plus being an alien species may make them take extra precautions.
>>25651347
Well, at least it didn't wanted to bone you, that's a plus
>>25651386
Well, my nightmare boss was a shrill little harpy of a woman who bullied and backtalked all of her employees, and I'm honestly not certain if she didn't also want to bone me and the two other male employees, and just decided to take the concept of 'tsundere' extremely too far.
Now my landlord, however, was a stern, humorless bara guy who I'm glad didn't want to ravage me.
>>25651458
>i've seen my good sheer of hentai in my life
> I DO NOT LIKE WERE THIS IS GOING MISS JACKSON.
>"Call HR, they may fire me but they can't un rape you"
>>25651386
>Capta is street posts
>road called "Cumnock"
>>25651502
It was foretold
>>25650400
>checking threads
>Tsundere thread
>eh, not really my thing but-
>sees your name on the writefags list
Alright, I'm in
>>25651382
give moar riggy
>>25651730
>moar
isnt that what we all want
>>25651607
Hey brother! Always good to have an old member of the O'hana drop by.
How've you been?
>>25651730
Yeah, sorry. I went to get dinner with my friends and it became a lot more time consuming than I expected.
I should be in bed right now but... I'm already way past my bed time as it is.
May as well get something out of it, yeah?
Back and writing.
>>25651890
m'nigga, as I always say, if you are going to sin, sin the all the way to hell
>>25651890
Still re-reading that "Junk Anon" story. Good stuff.
I'm on the pinkie being kind of insane one, which is pretty good even though her hitting him with the pan is turning on my alarm bells. So along with the stalker lemon zest green I'm following, I'm not in two stories involving awesome and probably super-unhealthy relationships.
Still, happy to be reading your stuff. You got some glorious greens going on, and I'm glad that you didn't disappear after an awesome story, like a lot of writefags do.
bumping just in case
I'm sorry guys, I was writing the next part but I literally fell asleep at my computer.
I'd like to say this is the first time it has happened to me.I'd like to.
So for the past hour I've just been asleep on my laptop in my dorm's study lounge. Needless to say... I didn't get a lot of writing done.
I apologize again. I'll write a lot more tomorrow to compensate, but right now I'm totally beat. No good writing happens after midnight around here.
So, for now I say goodnight, O'hana. After I get some sleep I'll get some more green up there.
>>25652540
It's cool rigsters, See ya soon!
>>25652540
Don't worry Riggy, O'hana means familly, and familly don't get mad over things like this
>>25652540
night bbconfirmed EST
>>25652619
You caught me.
Bumperino before the sleeperino
>>25648553
Than... we c-can kiss i g-guess, n-no homo.
this story is disgusting cute and it makes me want to cuddle the fuck outta apples and bluefast
>>25653736Riggy on anon action
U-unf!
Good morning bump
Bamph
now all we can do is wait for riggy to return
>>25642006
>>25642018
>>25642025
>>25642034
>>25642045
These posts about Anon taking care of them are the sweetiest stuff I have read here in an entire month.Or more.
>>25642079
>this pic
Maybe already kill me with this level of sweetness?
>>25642833
This.
>>25650388
>Putting them into cabinets
Kek
>>25651206
This.
>>25650400
Dude, I love this story.
Anon not knowing that they crave for him-So cozy and well told tale-Twilight Sparkle, the princess of tsundere.I praise your work.
>>25653736c'mere you
>>25654215
I wanna cuddle the fuck outta YOU, Anon!
>>25654224
It's only a matter of time before someone makes R34 of me.
>>25655271
Yeah. Class gets in the way. I'll be back later though!
>>25655337
Glad you're enjoying it Fappy! Thank you for the praise, I really appreciate it.<3
I'm in class right now, I'll be back to write stuff later!
>>25655777
B-But Riggy! I-I don't w-wanna argue those trips, but we can't havelewdof you, some things have to stay sacred!Oh wait, this is the internet on 4chan. Fuck, never mind then.
>>25655777
>>c'mere you
Oh... ooo-ok... p-please be gentle i-it's my first t-time...
>>25610218
No ,is yandere.
B-b-b-bump
bump for more
Remember, ur all flowers. Also I received a package.You guys get the exclusive reveal.
>>25656927
Is the giant horse dong attached to it poseable? Or is it facing that way for a specific use?
>>25656954
It's made of the same silicon that the actual toys use so, yeah it's kind a pose able.Poor Eva-01 can't possible use these.
Where is everyone?
Do we need more tsundre pictures?I-it's not that I want anyone to keep this thread alive or anythingBaka
>>25656984
The fuck is that green one, it looks like something you'd expect to find on the Covenant.
>>25657417
This pic confuses me, and gives me the idea that belly rubs heal pones.
>>25657466
It's a shark dik.
>>25657466
[Lay on Hands intensifies]
>>25657417
i dont get this picture
>>25657466
>>25657733
Look, it's obvious. In whatever world the picture is set in, Anon has the ability to heal the wounds of others by giving belly rubs.
The pony featured in the picture is reluctant to receive healing from such miraculous, albeit somewhat invasive power, due to reasons of her own.
tl;drAnon has magic fingers and the pony is pretending not to like itBaka
Winter has come. Only Riggy can bring thaw to this threadand to our hearts
Page diez bumperino
Currently caught up in alcohol related babysitting. I'm sorry I'm not back yet. I'll try to return asap.
>>25659377
Understood. We'll keep the thread alive for as long as it takes.Promises of Riggys returnFill you with determination
>>25659377
Don't worry, been there, be safe,
You know guys, I would love to write something for this thread, as a writting excersies or something like that, but I have a really big taste on monday.
I hope Next Thread, I can colaborate.
>>25659784
More green is always welcome Anon.Good luck with the test!
>>25659784
Sounds delicious anon
Bumperino
Waiting for Riggy pink bump
Well.
That was... eventful.
Right after I got out of class my gf wanted to go on a hike, and right after that my friend wanted to 'get dinner' which then turned into 'get smashed' very quickly.
But, I got him where he needed to go. I am absolutely beat. I feel bad because I have a drawfag funtime winner's prize and it is nearly done from when I was drawing it in class earlier.
I must say, it has so be my best work yet, and there's a surprise that comes with it that I'm sure many of you will enjoy.
I've been thinking over my options at this point, and I've come to the conclusion it is better for me to go to bed now and get an early start tomorrow. Tomorrow is not only my day off, but I cleared the whole morning into afternoon time for writing time.
So tomorrow will be a landslide of content. Unfortunately, that means I don't bring you much of anything today... which irks me because I've been on such a roll lately. At least I gave you a fair amount of green yesterday, and an immense amount the day before. Tomorrow's updates will be long and juicy, just you wait.
I'm sorry to have dropped the ball tonight. I did not expect anything that happened to me today.
So, for now, I must say goodnight again. I can't really write in this condition.
Like, the way Rainbow Dash is here: >>25642006
That's me right now.I hate failing you guys like this, but I really do think this is for the best.
Goodnight my O'hana. Thanks for understanding. College is a real pain.
>>25662670
Goodnight Riggy, and don't worry too much about content. We trust you. You are O'hana, after all.
>>25662670
Riggy you didn't fail us, don't worry senpai, we got time, we can wait.
>>25662706
bump
>>25662670
You living a good life isn't a failure in any way.
Chill out.
>>25662670
Good sleep comes before good green, I know I don't mind the wait.
New to this thread and really posting in general but holy hot damn Riggy I love the way you write! Keep up the good work, I will be lurking.
>>25662670
Fuggedaboutit Riggy, you did good for your gal and your bro, even if the second did get wasted. And content that isn't released today is more content for later, and you know how much figgits like us love content.So I'm hype for later Riggs. And no amount of sad-sacking is gonna change that, so knock it off and be happy.
>>25664236
>that picture
I opened it up to see the full size.
And then I noticed that it was a gif.
>>25662670
I can't even
That irony man
You just wrote that part about babysitting drunk poniesIf you wake up this morning, and Twilight Sparkle is at your door, this is no longer a coincidenceYou should contact god
>>25610218
I want to step on Trixie's tail in the picture.
>>25665842
I want to scratch her ears
>>25662670
It's ok riggy! Writefagging is quality over quantity so take as much time as you need
>>25662703
>>25662706
>>25663010
>>25663646
>>25664581
>>25666334
Thanks for understanding guys. I need to plow through this story ASAP because after this weekend is reading week. I'll be busy as all hell.
>>25664236
Haha, glad you're enjoying it friend! Welcome to the O'hana.
>>25665801
I know right? I have a lot of experience with shenanigans of this nature.
And if Twilight knocked on my door this morning, I don't think god would have been enough to save me from thehugging that would take place.
>>25666626
Much joy to be expected.
>>25666626
That twi looks like a chubby pony. She might need to lay off the hay fries.
>>25666752
Chubby ponies can still be cute. That twi might start needing to hang with dash for a few weeks though.
>>25666725I like em a little chubby honestly
>>25666945
Oh Jesus look at that chubby qt
>>25666945
Hear hear
>>25666334
This.
>>25666626
Back to life?YES.
>>25666752
"I'm not judging you, Twily."
>"Good, and call don't call me like that, Anonymous. I'm a princess."
>You nod smiling and she gets back to the hayburger.
"Twily?"
>The purple princess groans at you.
>"Anonynous, please."
"But you're not a princess, Twilight!"
>She looks at you confused and angry.
>"What, why?! Of course I am!"
"No, you're not!"
>Some sparkles of anger appear in her eyes.
"Tell me, do whales have princesses?"
>Another long, deep groan.
>"No, whales don't have princesses."
>She doesn't turn to you this time, this is your chance.
>You quickly grab both her flanks in your hands and bury them in her soft rump.
>It takes her one second to realise what is happening.
>She stiffens under your pressure and just after you take a sniff of her lavender-like scent you hear a loud ZAP and hit the floor.
>"Anon, what the hell are you doing?! I am a princes!" a hard blush on her face as she yells from the other end of room.
>You don't have time to lose.
"No, you're not." you say standing.
>Her mane looks like it can autoignition itself.
>"Saying lies is one, but touching your princess in that way is-"
"But you're not a princess."
>Your calm voice meets her murderous gaze.
"Whales don't have royals, right? I assume that land whales don't have them too-"
>ZAP
>You're sitting in a cell in Canterlot dungeons.
>A half blind griffon who works as a guard is your only company for third day.
>"Wow, dude, is it really what have happened, did you call her fat?"
"No. I called her lovely, but I guess it's the cultural difference or something."
>>25666945
>>25666973It's more pone to snuggle, how could you want less pone to snuggle?
>>25667018
Kekkles, it's like she can't take a compliment or something.
>>25666725
She doesn't really look like a pony. She looks like some sort of aborted semi-anthro hippopotamus.
Oh, I forgot to mention that I got lunch and that I've been writing and drawing for an hour or so now.
>>25641065
>Ponies can't keep up with your long legs
What does this even mean?
>>25668229
Longer legs, longer strides, nigga. Ponies are tiny.
>>25668109
This is why you are best writefriend.
>>25668263
They're quadrupedal and some are capable of flight, but that doesn't really matter. Are they trying to follow him or what?
>>25668277
>can't tell who you're carrying when you're walking as fast as you are.
They can't get a good look at what he's doing 'cause he's going too fast for them to see. Like a blur, essentially.
>>25667018
You made me become sir kekus maximus, Fapman, and now my sides are in orbit. Thanks.
MEGA UPDATE TIME~
>>25650400
>You finish filling the glass and go back to Twilight.
>She drops your pillow, taking one final wiff as she does.
>She turns and looks at you, her eyes half closed.
>With eyes like those, she looks like she might be on a 'substance' or two herself.
>Did she find something? Maybe she's just tired.
>You know for a fact that you're still kind of groggy.
>You lean down, handing her the water.
"Here you go Twilight."
>She smiles at you lightly.
>"Thank you Manon- ANON. I said Anon." she shouts directly into your face.
>You blink at her sudden correction.
"Okay." you respond.
>You... really don't know how else to respond.
>Once again Twilight seems on edge.
>She takes a deep breath and recovers her posture.
>"Your bed is clean. I'll just be doing a quick sweep right now..." she says, looking in the direction of your bathroom.
>She happily trots into your bathroom.
>You decide not to observe whatever goes on in their.
>There's a certain set of cabinets you need to talk to for no suspicious reason.
>You walk over to the sink and start to clean the cups from the night before, and re-rinsing the washcloths.
>The cabinets are just to the left of your head.
>You quickly glance over to the bathroom.
>A couple crashes and clinks of stuff being tampered with is a sign that it is still occupied by your royal guest.
>>25669413
>You knock lightly on the cabinets
"You two alright in there?" you whisper, leaning towards the slightly open crack of the door.
>You were expecting a subtle 'yes' or 'no' answer.
>What you weren't expecting was Applejack and Rainbow Dash giggling as a response.
>An extremely quiet whisper is muffled by the box, followed by a silent cacophany of stifled laughter.
>You raise an eyebrow.
"What are you two-"
>You stop yourself as you notice the purple princess returning from the other room.
>She has a bit of white on the tip of her nose.
>"Everything looks up to standards in the bathroom!" she chirps a little too jovially.
>The professional air that she walked in with seems to have been left in the bathroom.
"Um, Twilight. You've got a little something..." you say, poking at your nose.
>Twilight raises and eyebrow and starts to move her mouth around, trying to angle her nose into her view.
>She lifts her hoof for a second, but stops with an odd expression.
>Her eyebrows raise as she stares into middle space, and she places her hoof back on the ground.
>"C-Could..." she starts, a wobbly smile and pink blush growing on her face, "C-Could you get it for m-me?"
>She looks at you with those half open eyes again.
>She bats her eyelashes once, very quickly.
>You hear a stifled snicker from the cabinet behind you.
>It's quiet enough that she doesn't notice, but it does raise more questions.
"Uh, yeah sure." you comply.
>You crouch down and lick your thumb.
>You lightly hold the bottom of her jaw to stabilize.
>It's official.
>You're touching your boss/princess' face.
>There's something very nerve wracking about being in such close contact with the being that could destroy your entire life.
>Either by firing you or by setting fire to you.
>She has the capacity for both.
>>25669420
>You reach your thumb slowly towards the tip of her nose.
>She closes her eyes and raises her chin a little, leaning in wait.
>You feel bullets of sweat roll down the side of your face.
>There's really no reason to be this nervous, you've booped Twilight playfully plenty of times.
>But the way she walked in here like she owned your ass made you nervous.
>And the weird noises from the cabinet make you fear they will be discovered.
>You press your thumb against the white smudge on the tip of her nose.
>With the precision of a surgeon you swipe your thumb across her snout, removing the white gunk.
>She opens her eyes slowly and looks into yours.
>You look back, rather puzzled.
>Her mouth opens with a sly smile.
>"Thank youuuu~?" she says in a weird, gurgley way before coughing.
>Whatever voice she was going for there, her vocal chords just did not perfom well.
>She clears her throat.
>"Thank you." she says clearly.
>You hear something thumping in the cabinet behind you along with assorted muffled sounds.
>Twilight tilts her head to look at it.
>"Did you hear that?"
>You put your hands up reflexively, standing to block her view of the cabinet.
"Uhhh... Yeah! Yes! It's, um, a woodpecker! Little buggers have been drilling into my ceiling lately, haha~" you laugh nervously.
>Twilight blinks at you, looking up into your eyes.
>She turns and starts to walk around you.
>Your heart slams in your chest.
>>25669433
>She knows.
>She definitely knows.
>She's going to open that cabinet and see her friends.
>And she's going to be horrified that they were there.
>Then she'll figure out they stayed the night, and you snuck in guests.
>Then she's going to explode.
>You'll either be working overtime for the next month, or you'll be a pile of ash on the floor.
>She approaches your dresser, just below the cabinets your contraband is stored.
>If you jump through the window you might be able to get a good lead on her.
>"I'll get somepony to reinforce your roof by the end of the week. Thanks for telling me about the issue!" she says with a smile, looking at you out of the corner of her eye.
>You audibly sigh in relief.
>Which... doesn't really help your cover.
>She raises her eyebrows at your odd expression.
>You think on your feet.
"Th-Thank goodness! I really need a new roof, haha... Thank you!" you say cheerfully.
>You don't think your heart can take another dramatic moment like that.
>She nods, quickly glancing through the junk drawers of your dresser.
>"Of course Anon. You know..." she says in a slightly deeper voice, " You can come to me for anything~"
>You pause, trying to overcome the dopamine that shot into your system when you realized you were off the hook, while also attempting to process why she was talking like that.
>You nod quickly.
"Y-yeah... Thanks Twilight. I'll definitely keep it in mind." you stutter out.
>Twilight smiles widely at your stuttering.
>Your fingers are still tingling from all the adrenaline.
>She turns around and heads to your clothing dresser closest to the front door.
>"I'm almost done, then I'll let you get ready for work." Twilight says happily.
>You smile at her, waiting for her to look away again.
>She turns and looks at your clothing dresser, opening the bottom drawer and searching around.
>>25669449
>You lean over to the cabinets.
" (TAKE IT EASY IN THERE)" you assert as quietly as you can in a sort of screaming whisper.
>A heap of chuckles followed by an affirmative grunt puts you at rest.
>She's almost done at the very least, soon she'll get out of your hair and-
>"What's this! I smell traces of something on a few articles in here!" she yells with exaggeration.
>She's made her way to your top drawer where you keep socks, underwear, and pajamas.
"What?!" you object.
>"Don't worry, they could be false positive. I'll have to take some of these to test them..." she says, not facing you.
>You shake your head in confusion.
"Wait! You're taking some of my clothing to be tested? Why?! You know I don't do anything, Twilight!" you say in defense, your heart thumping again.
>"I have to be sure Anonymous!" she says, rummaging more violently, her head almost entirely in the drawer.
"But why? What are you really searching for in-"
>She turns around to address you.
>"For SUBSTANCES, Anonymous!" she shouts, looking at you.
>Or rather, she would be looking at you.
>But in her haste to turn around to shout at you, she had accidentally gotten her horn stuck through the front hole of a pair of boxers.
>The boxer shorts cover her eyes, nose and forehead, leaving only her mouth and ears visible.
>It takes a moment for her to realize what is happening.
>She freezes in place like a statue.
>You stand petrified yourself, comepletely baffled what the proper course of action to take from here is.
>The two of you stand perfectly still for what feels like an eternity, silence filling the room.
>Suddenly you see her magic's aura encapsulate the boxer shorts and slowly pull them off her horn.
>They flop to the ground, revealing her face.
>It's about as red as it can get, and she has an expression somewhere between being assertive and being impossibly embarrassed.
>She opens her mouth to say something.
>"S-Substances..." she squeaks weakly in a much higher pitched voice.
>>25669449
>For a second, everything is quiet.
>Suddenly you hear the cabinet doors behind you blast open and something land on the ground.
>The sound of Rainbow Dash laughing outloud from directly behind your feet fills the small room, and you can hear Applejack trying to keep herself together up in the cabinet still.
>Twilight's face becomes even more red, and her embarrassed expression transforms into one of horror.
>Her wide open eyes look to the blue pegasus cackling on the ground behind you, then shift up to your eyes.
>Her gaze is like having a gun pointed directly at your forehead.
>Your face remains neutral and as stiff as stone.
>From a distance, you probably would think you looked calm.
>But your eyes...
>You eyes do not.
>They are as wide as they can be, mimicking Twilight's own.
>You know how to handle most situations.
>You know how to break up a fight.
>You know how to speak your mind.
>And you have plenty of years of experience with social interaction, and how to deal with almost any situation.
>But no amount of experience could prepare you to deal with this mess.
>Twilight doesn't say a word.
>She starts to back up towards the door slowly.
>Her expression slowly turns to one of anger.
>She frowns at you while shooting daggers.
>"Get your clothes on and come to my study. We need to talk." she says slowly.
>She backs out of the door.
>You also notice her sublty hover the pair of boxers out with her.
>She closes the door.
>You see a purple blur soar by the window towards the castle.
>And now you're alone again.
>Well, alone with a Rainbow Dash on the ground laughing hysterically and an Applejack hanging from a cabinet trying to catch her breath from her chuckling.
>And now you have an invitation to 'talk' with your boss.
>That couldn't have gone worse, could it?
>>25669468
Leave it to Dash to ruin everything
>>25669468
>>25669468
like nigga just move
>>25610218
who drew Op's picture?
>>25669693
Definitely looks like xieril.
MLPG artist.
>>25669459
>>"For SUBSTANCES, Anonymous!" she shouts, looking at you.
>>Or rather, she would be looking at you.
>>But in her haste to turn around to shout at you, she had accidentally gotten her horn stuck through the front hole of a pair of boxers.
>>The boxer shorts cover her eyes, nose and forehead, leaving only her mouth and ears visible.
I want art of this now. Also Anon's boned five ways to Sunday if he can't explain this like a normal person.
>>25667102
>>25669244
All the pleasure is mine.
>>25669413
>Manon
I shouldn't kek at this so hard
>>25669420
>"C-Could..." she starts, a wobbly smile and pink blush growing on her face, "C-Could you get it for m-me?"
I'm dying here! Too sweet!
>>25669433
>"Thank youuuu~?" she says in a weird, gurgley way before coughing.
Dude, it confirms that we all share the same experiences.
>>25669459
>But in her haste to turn around to shout at you, she had accidentally gotten her horn stuck through the front hole of a pair of boxers.
Dear gods...
>>25669468
>The sound of Rainbow Dash laughing outloud from directly behind your feet fills the small room, and you can hear Applejack trying to keep herself together up in the cabinet still.
AHAHAHAHA!
>But no amount of experience could prepare you to deal with this mess.
Well, um, 4chan could...
>You also notice her sublty hover the pair of boxers out with her.
Will she 'use' them?
A good update.
>>25669704
godsent
>>25669468
Anon is in trouble.
>>25599659
>Would you mind giving the Princess and I some private time?
>>25618463
>I'm not that great of a friend."
I doubt Rarity, of all ponies, would commit such atrocious crimes against grammar. I think that she's actually sophisticated, that she doesn't just feign it.
>>25669468
I like were this is going
>>25670233
I think she is sophisticated as well.
However I like to believe that during times of emotional distress she doesn't plan her words as well.
After all, no matter how well versed you are in English grammar, we all fumble our words when it comes to the heavy stuff.
In the first example, she was angry. In the second example, she was quite morose.
Well, that's my view on it anyway.
>>25669802
I love these little play-by-plays of your reactions. Glad you enjoyed it!
>>25669719
Here, I quickly sketched you a comic. I might actually do a real comic in the future, but right now I'm focusing on writing.
I drew a thing.
>>25670453
>heart patternKEK
>>25670451
A comic? Holyshit riggy, you just keep getting better and better.
>>25670451
>>25670453
Fucking kek, noice.
>>25670451
What is Starlight Glimmer doing in Anon's house?
>>25670451
I'm ded riggy
>>25669468
>That really couldn't have gone worse.
>You just wanted to catch Anonymous off guard this morning,
>You spent all night reading romantic novels and dating advice books in preparation for today.
>Being spontaneous was mentioned in all of them, and nothing is more spontaneous than a surprise inspection first thing in the morning!
>You would inspect his room, take something, then have him come to your study for a one on one 'discussion'.
>Then the rest of the plan would go on from there...
>But then, in the home stretch you got too ahead of yourself.
>It wouldn't have been so bad, the underwear getting stuck to your horn.
>You could have recovered.
>But then OUT OF NOWHERE Rainbow Dash flops on the ground and starts laughing at you.
>And Applejack was there too! They saw the whole thing!
>You feel your face burn red at your frustrated embarrassment.
>Why the heck were they there anyway? Anonymous never has guests overnight!
>And why did he hide them from you? That's what baffles you the most.
>You wouldn't have done what you did if you knew he had company, and certainly not if that company was APPLEJACK and RAINBOW DASH.
>They were in cabinets for crying out loud! Why did he go to such lengths to keep them from you?
>Could it be they were... doing things together?
>The kind of things you would have guests overnight for...
>Anonymous never mentioned having any... carnal desires towards anypony.
>And with BOTH of them?!
>But... why else would he hide them? It's not like he isn't-
>Oh.
>Actually...
>It was...
>...because you told him his wasn't allowed to have guests over after dark.
>A rule you put on his contract the first day he was here in order to prevent him from unknowingly bringing in changelings and spies.
>After a month of him being here, however, you knew he wasn't gullible enough to fall for such things, and that he's quite loyal to your kingdom.
>But you just... never updated the contract.
>>25671476
>You were planning on it, you just got a little caught up in other things regarding him.
>So, that's one mystery out of the way.
>It still doesn't change the fact those two weren't supposed to be there.
>They must have seen you acting like such a fool.
>You're not very good at this 'seduction' thing yet.
>But you're trying, at least.
>You tickle your chin with a quill, seated by your desk in your large library of a study.
>There's no paper work to do, no princess business to tend to at the moment.
>And no Anonymous to talk to.
>But, you did tell him to come to your study after he got dressed...
>...and he ACTUALLY had broken a rule in his current contract...
>Which means...
>Your plan can still work!
>In fact, it will work pretty smoothly now that he honestly broke a rule, rather than you having to fabricate one.
>You sigh with relief.
>You don't like lying to him anyway...
>He's just too trusting. It makes every lie feel ten times worse.
>Looks like that inspection paid off in the end.
>Even if Rainbow Dash and Applejack were there to witness it...
>But it's not the first time they've seen you embarrass yourself.
>Surely they'll get it out of their system in due time.
>Yes, right now you should focus on your plan to win over Anon.
>Well, focus on that when he gets here.
>For now...
>You hover the pair of plaid boxers you confiscated and bring it up to your nose.
>You take a deep whiff, inhaling all the intricacies of Anon's smell.
>His sweat, his oddly sweet musk, the smokiness from the forge he toils over...
>It all melts into a conction that floods your nostrils.
>A sinfully arousing aroma.
>>25671492
>At first you did the inspections for actual security reasons. He was a species nopony had ever seen before.
>He just came out of nowhere, wondering into town confused and alone, and you had to take care of him.
>Recently, however, you have been doing the inspections as an excuse to talk to him away from work. Sometimes he would even drink tea with you and just chat!
>Admittedly, you also did it to steal items from him when he wasn't looking.
>That's what the bottom drawer on the right side of your desk is for.
>Usually you steal something he won't notice missing.
>Today you made out like a bandit!
>You pull the boxers away from your nose to give yourself a break.
>Having a private study means you don't have to be very discrete about your... interest, in him.
>You inspect the boxers further.
>Ponies don't wear a lot of clothing, and certainly no 'underwear'.
>But Anonymous insisted that these 'boxers' be made for him.
>You're not complaining.
>But there's something about their design that baffles you.
>They have a weird slot in them. Like a hole, but the fabric overlaps.
>You suddenly get an idea for what it's for.
>... but do you dare experiment?
>You look up from your desk at the silent library around you. The only doors in are shut tight.
>...okay, seems safe enough.
>You prop up your hind legs and start to slide the boxers up them.
>It takes a little effort to get them on, human legs are very different from pony legs.
>Eventually you slide them up to your rear.
>You have to pull pretty hard to get them over your rump.
>It's not THAT big, Anon just has a smaller butt than you do.
>You think.
>>25670899
Twilight don't do it, you are better than this
>>25671498
>But soon they are on, and it appears your hypothesis was correct!
>Yes, the slit in the back is for a tail to pop through.
>You stand, troting in a small circle, observing the way the shorts fit.
>They feel snug against your thighs, and actually feel very nice.
>The thin material is very comfortable.
>Maybe you should wear underwear to bed too...
>...
>But wait, Anonymous doesn't have a tail.
>Why would he have a slit in the-
>You suddenly remember him wearing them slightly differently.
>Not...
>Not that you ever spied on...
>Not that you watched...
>ANYWAY.
>He had the slit in the front if you remember correctly.
>So your hypothesis wasn't totally correct, but it may hint towards its function.
>It's definitely so something can poke-
>Your face burns worse than before as soon as the realization hits you.
>Your wings spring out as soon as even the thought of it crosses your mind.
>You groan.
>How oblivious can you be to stuff like that?
>No wonder you've never had any romantic ventures.
>You're not letting this one get away, however.
>This time you're going to make all the right moves, you're going to be suave, savvy, and sexy all in one.
>You're going to be the mare Anon is looking for.
>As soon as he enters through those doors, he enters into a trap he could never have seen coming!
>But first!
>First.
>You should probably take off his boxers.
>>25671516
Stop it Rig, you're killing me.
(Don't you dare fucking stop)
>>25671516
You walk like an angel, talk like an angel... but you are the devil in disguise.
>>25671516
>You should probably take off his boxers
My sides.
>>25671516
surely this will end well
no way will anon walk in on her wearing his underwear
>>25671516
ROMANTICALLY INEXPERIENCED TWILIGHT IS A QTA QT
>Eventually you slide them up to your rear.
>You have to pull pretty hard to get them over your rump.
>It's not THAT big, Anon just has a smaller butt than you do.
KEK
>>25671516
Always worth the wait.
>>25671476
Yaknow.
You should make a YouTube channel or some shit with these "stories" or whatever. They are so fucking entertaining, like make a video with this instead of putting it on 4chan I would enjoy that so much.
>>25673726
Does riggy go to cons because I would buy a book he made irl with these stories
>>25673784
I don't even know who it is but she/he needs to make an account on some site or something.
>>25674015
bump
Holy bajesus another crazy college night, but fortunately this time I got some swanky hot chocolate, so I'm still full of energy to write for you guys again.
>>25671576
>>25671668
>>25671670
>>25671687
>>25671693
>>25671693
>>25671706
>>25672288
>>25673403
I love it when my O'hana is enjoying my story! It's what keeps me going.
>>25673726
Funny you should mention that.
I guess I should preface all of this with a bit of background knowledge about myself. Sorry if this comes off as a blog post kind of thing.
I'm actually an animator. That's what I'm going to college for, 2D animation. So animating ponies is in my future for sure. Also, I LOVE drawing comics, but I haven't posted that many yet...
Anyway, I've been thinking about making a YouTube channel for a long time now. In fact, I've been organizing a day where I would play video games with a bunch of my O'hana (you guys) and record it all, editing it down to the golden moments that made us laugh and smile. I think that'd be awesome.
What do you guys think? Should I make a channel? What kind of content would you all like to see?
>>25673784
Haha, I have an ongoing bet with my closest friend who we'll call Wolfgang. I made a bet with Wolfy that one day I'll be so well known for my pone shit that I'll be invited to do a panel at every con in the US. So far, no dice, but if I keep working at it, and keep improving my content, and keep making presents for my O'hana, then I'm sure one day I'll make it.
>>25674015
I do have a deviantart, but you've seen most of the drawings because I posted them here: http://riggyrag.deviantart.com/
I have that shite pastebin, and I'm looking into a Youtube channel. I think the channel is what I should really make.
>>25674246
>you like undertale
Damn Riggy, maybe I did want that copypasta to sound gay. You really are the manifestation of all perfection.
>>25673784
That would give me a legitimate excuse to leave my nowhere corner of the country and actually attend a con.Y'know, if travelling from my nowhere corner of the country didn't cost an arm and a leg.
>>25674246
Aww yeah, hot chocolate!W-wait, you want my opinion on something? Uhhh... yes. The answer's yes. Unless no is what you want to hear! Oh jeez I'm terrible at making decisions...
what did i miss
>>25674246
>studying 2D animation
>loves to draw comics
Holy shit Riggy that's what I'mabout todo.
>>25671516
>You sit down on your bed.
>Rainbow Dash is still attempting to recover from her laughing fit, grasping her stomach and attempting to stop more giggles from leaking out.
>Applejack has controlled herself down to only an occasional chuckle.
>It's progress.
>You start to slip on socks, ignoring your oddly happy friends.
>They seemed so scared about being found out before, and now they're just having the time of their life.
>You're not one to pout, but they do seem a little inconsiderate.
>They're not the one in trouble with the princess, after all.
>But they keep chortling and chuckling, even more so every time their gazes meet.
>Certainly the situation has some humor to it, even you can see that, but the consequences haven't been measured yet. You shouldn't be laughing about stuff that still affects you.
>"Oh GEEZ. Did you see all that Applejack?!" Rainbow Dash shouts between laughs.
>Applejack silently chuckles to herself, placing her hat back on her head from the counter.
>"Yes ma'am ah did. Quite the show there." she responds with a smile.
>You roll your eyes as they gossip to eachother.
>You drown out their chatting as they laugh about the various moments of what just transpired.
>Once your new shoes are tied, you mentally rejoin the conversation.
>"Whoo boy! Ah sure am glad Twilight didn't come in while we were all in the bed together. Ah didn't know she was comin' after ya like that Anon!" Applejack says with a large smirk.
>Rainbow Dash nods rapidly.
>"Oh MAN. Could you imagine? AJ, we'd be runnin' for our LIVES right now."
>Applejack laughs before sighing, catching her breath.
>"I'd just about hafta tie her up just give us time! Could ya imagine if she saw ya slappin' Anon's caboose?! I tell ya, she'd start breakin' bad."
>You shake your head and stand, tightening your belt on your jeans.
>>25675445
"Yeah, she's pretty strict when it comes to rules..." you say before you can fully register what AJ said.
>After a second it clicks.
"Wait what was that about my caboose?"
>Applejack and Rainbow Dash burst into laughter again.
>"Anon, you shoulda told us that Twilight had the hots for you. We would've never asked to stay the night if that was the case!"
"You know I didn't have much of a- Hold on, Twilight has the what?"
>"And it was mighty irresponsible of ya too, Anon. Even if ya don't return the feelin's ya shouldn't be playin' with her like that. Sleepin' in the same bed as her friends, for shame!" Applejack scolds with a smirk.
>You shake your head.
"Wait wait wait... what did you say about feelings? I'm confused..." you admit, sitting back down on the bed.
>Applejack and Rainbow Dash exchange a glance.
>"You mean... you don't realize...?" Rainbow Dash asks.
>You scratch the back of your neck.
"Realize... what?" you ask.
>Suddenly the two of them turn a little red.
>"Nothin'! Nevermind!" Rainbow Dash says with a smile.
>Applejack looks away, trying to keep away from eyecontact.
>You look directly at the side of her head.
>You know her weakness.
>There's no way these two are hiding things from you.
>Applejack peaks at you from the corner of her eye, then looks away again.
>A bead of sweat rolls down the side of her face.
>You continue to stare.
"Applejack... explain please." You beckon assertively.
>She doesn't turn, but her eyes start to dart around the room.
>"Stay strong pony girl... Stay strong!" Rainbow Dash says to her.
>She continues to sweat.
"Applejack." you repeat.
>Her face scrunches.
>She's nearly at her breaking point.
"You know by not answering, you're not be honest with me." you finally say.
>That's the kicker.
>She let's out a large sigh.
>And there's the sign of submission.
>>25675452
>"Alright, Alright." she says.
>Rainbow Dash elbows her.
>"Woah, c'mon Applejack. If Twilight hasn't told him yet-"
>"Twilight won't tell him anythin' straight! And besides, she's bein' more obvious than a polar bear in the desert!"
"Will someone PLEASE explain what the heck is going on?"
>Rainbow Dash looks at Applejack then nods with a smile.
>"Yeah, I guess it's alright. We already spilled the beans anyway."
>Applejack turns to you.
>"It's more than obvious that little ol' Twilight fancies you quite a bit, Anon." Applejack says plainly.
>You raise an eyebrow.
"What... me?" you respond.
>Rainbow Dash chuckles.
>"Yeah, you, ya dork! Shoulda seen it coming. You two are both total nerds, after all."
"Twilight? The princess... my BOSS." you say, exaggerating each word more and more.
>You shake your head and lean back on your bed.
"Why would she have feelings for me? I just work for her. Besides, she never even mentioned-"
>Rainbow Dash coughs loudly to interrupt you.
>"Twi isn't good at going after what she wants. She's too nervous for it."
>Rainbow Dash trots up to you.
>"Like, if I was gonna ask you out, I'd be all like:"
>She jumps into the air, flying up to your chest.
>"Hey stud, let's get out of here and see if you can keep up with a score like me," she says as she starts prod your muscles and feel up your arm, "What do you say?"
>She looks into your eyes and you look back.
>>25675469
>You admit, for a pony half your size she has an oddly intimidating charm about her.
>She makes your heart beat faster, and your face gets warmer the longer you look into her eyes.
>As you stare, her cocky smile fades, and she starts to look mesmerized.
>She pushes against your chest a little more, getting closer and closer to your face.
>Her blush grows the closer she gets to your face.
>Your mind is going blank, you don't know what the hell is going on right now.
>Suddenly Rainbow Dash get thrown off of you by her tail.
>Applejack whips Rainbow Dash towards the door behind her.
>Rainbow lands on the floor with a soft thump.
>"Control yerself, Rainbow, for cryin' out loud. What she was tryin' to say is that Twilight ain't like us. We're pretty open... usually. But Twilight just doesn't have the grit to face up to her emotions like we do. Yer 'sposeta pick up on her mighty obvious signs."
>The thought of Twilight having feelings for you is absurd in your mind.
>Then again, until yesterday you weren't even aware ponies were into the human physique.
>Is it really possible that she is looking to have a relationship with you?
"What kind of signs?" you ask.
>Applejack rolls her eyes.
>"Where ta START?! She talks funny when she's with ya, she doesn't make smart decisions, she bats her eyes and tries to flirt, quite poorly I might add, she's was always starin' at ya, blushin', and she did herself up like that for ya! How can ya not get that?" Applejack rants off quickly.
>You scratch the back of your head.
"I always thought she stuttered and what not because something was bothering her-"
>Suddenly a thought smashes into your brain like a locomotive smashing through a car.
>The thing that has been bothering Twilight was not any duty or stress that comes from being a princess.
>It came from the stress that sprung from talking to you while she had a major crush.
>As someone who has had a major crush or two before, you can empathize.
>>25675474
>But the possibility never even crossed your mind, and you became totally oblivious to the obvious behavior changes and what could cause them.
>You start to wonder if you've been ignoring feelings like that from anyone else.
"So you're saying that when she's trying to show her feelings for me, she starts acting strange because she's having a hard time showing her interest?" you say slowly, attempting to break it down.
>Rainbow Dash nods from behind AJ.
>"And because you're an oblivious nerd who can't pick up some of the most obvious signals a mare can give. I mean, she was digging through your underwear for cryin' outloud!"
>Yeah, it really is pretty obvious.
>But the species divide is what kept you from believing. You're not stupid, just misinformed.
>...
>So.
>The purple princess of unlimited power, who holds the ability to destroy your life in more than one way, has a crush on you.
>And she just can't spit it out.
>It's a lot to process all at once.
>And while your gears are turning, in a lovely moment of thought association, a new idea emerges from the recesses of your imagination.
"It's weird. Rarity has been acting the same way too..." you say, still rubbing your chin.
>You look up at the two ponies in your room.
>They both look at you with wide eyes.
>Your eyes dart back and fourth over them
>They look eachother in the eye.
>Smiles grow up their faces, and they suddenly shout in unison.
>"WE FOUND THE PRINCE!" they shout at eachother before laughing hysterically.
>Now you're lost again.
>You thought you were doing so well up until this point.
"Okay, what the HECK are you talking about?"
>>25675479
>Rainbow Dash starts to speak enthusiastically. Almost too enthusiastically.
>"Okay! SO! Applejack and I have this little bit of light reading that we like to keep up with..."
>You tilt your head, failing to see the relevance.
"Oh... Okay.."
>Rainbow Dash continues excitedly
>"The author is a close friend of ours, and while there's only one copy of the book, we still get access to it in short bursts while we're helping them with... things." she says.
>One copy of the book, they know the offer, sounds like they have limited access to it.
>You're starting to put the pieces together.
>"So, let's just say that hypothetically, the author writes about this dreamy guy they've had their eye on for awhile. And let's say hypothetically that the author refers to their dreamboat as 'The Prince'"
>You stare at Rainbow Dash, occasionally glancing at Applejack excitedly smiling at you.
>"So, 'The Prince' has been mentioned in just about every entr- chapter for months now. Applejack and I have been... searching for the real life counterpart to 'The Prince'... you follow me?"
>You stare at her blankly.
"You've been reading Rarity's diary for months and it mentions 'The Prince' a lot, and you've been trying to find out who she is alluding to?"
>Applejack scoffs.
>"Well when ya say it that way, it sounds a lot more sinister.
>You lower your eyebrows.
"Uh, yeah! Reading someone's diary is kind of fucked up."
>The two of them aren't even shaken by your use of the word 'fuck'
>Most ponies cringe at the sound of it.
>Swearing isn't really popular here in technicolor pastel horse land.
>But these two have heard some pretty terrible language.
>Rainbow Dash swats the air in front of you.
>"Oh come off it. We don't read her actual diary, just her order books."
>>25675485
>You raise an eyebrow.
"Order books?"
>Rainbow nods.
>"Aw yeah. She writes all about her little princey-poo in the columns of that thing. It's supposed to be for writing down special orders, but it kind of turns into a little pseudo-diary."
>She turns happily to Applejack.
>"And now we know who the Prince is! Gotta say, I did not see this comin'!"
>Applejack chuckles
>"Ah'd say! Always thought that Anon was a little too... rugged... for her taste?" she says, making her best effort not to come off as offensive.
"Hey!" you object.
>Applejack shrugs.
>"Sorry sugarcube, just my observation!"
>"So wait, does that mean that Twilight and Rarity are..." Rainbow Dash begins.
>Applejack nods in realization.
>"And Anon is in the middle of..."
>You open your eyes wide, running your hand through your hair.
"And that 'girl chat' last night was about...."
>It appears all of you have come to the same conclusion at the same time.
>You're stuck in the middle of two mares.
>One is a princess with unlimited power, the other is a sophisticated lady with fantastic taste.
>And they are at odds over you.
>And you haven't even had breakfast yet.
>>25675496
Well looks like anon here's in quite a pickle. Let's see if he can find a good compromise, eh boys?
>>25675496
You aren't stopping for tonight........are you?
>>25675496
Okay.
I need to sleep now.
Like really bad.Like 2 am in the morning kind of bad.
I hope you enjoyed all the updates and pictures today! I'll be sure to provide a shitload more tomorrow too!
Give me some feedback on >>25674246 too if ya would. I'd really like to hear some opinions!
Goodnight my lovely O'hana
>>25675516
I have to. I'm sorry. This is a good place to stop because it is a semi-cliffhanger after a load of development from the characters. I'll write more tomorrow, no worries.
>>25675518
Fellow eastcoast bro eh?
>>25675518
Guess that's a yes.
Excited for more, keep up the good work.
Also,>2ameast coast buddies
>>25675530
Fair enough. It is a good place to stop.Doesn't mean I forgive you baka.
>>25675518
>>25675532
>>25675539
east coast is best coastonly pic I had on hand
>>25675532
>>25675539
>>25675554
Floridabros?
>>25675563
NYfag here
>>25675578Same
![tumblr_inline_mxebknIX091re8ytz[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/J74jMWo.png "tumblr inline mxebknIX091re8ytz[1]")
>>25675496
Pic is Anon right now
>>25675602
NY confirmed as best state.
Where abouts?
LI, upstate, the city, or that weird western part?
>>25675620On the eastern border against CT.
>>25675639
Nice, the city for me.
Ohiofag reporting in
>>25675474
fucking kek
I was not expecting Rainbow to actually try going for it.
>>25675479Apples and bluefast would be amazing friends.
>>25676042
Shitposting mares
>>25674246
Omfgyesplz make a channel that would be perfection
>>25671516
Kek.
>>25671576
This.
>>25675452
>"You mean... you don't realize...?" Rainbow Dash asks.
Not-the-most-clever-Anon is the best Anon.
>>25675474
The beggining of this post was intense.
>>25675479
>"WE FOUND THE PRINCE!" they shout at eachother before laughing hysterically.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, fuck. I'm dead.
>>25675518
Mang, it's delicious. I still see no flaw in your story.
Making a channel for your stories and/or games is completely different than writing pony stories. It will be harder to keep it nice but you would be hitting to a wider/bigger audience. You could even blog-post/record on youtube, but you must understand that it may not be the thing many seek for, but what do I know about that? Nothing. Don't listen to me. Do what you feel right, but plan your steps.
>>25675976
This. I thought she will burn beet-red, and stutter, and just not being that cocky, but... I like what you did here.
>>25675976
I'm a little confused actually. Her actual feelings on the subject at this point are difficult to ascertain.
In any case, she doesn't seem like an actual contender in the Summer Slam-on for Anon.
>>25677494
>Not-the-most-clever-Anon is the best Anon.
More like harem protagonist Anon.
>>25677640
Fuck me.
I haven't realized that.
Oh, my...Ara~ara~
Just waiting for RiggyRag to wake up..
I want to wake up Riggywith a k-kiss, if you d-don't mind.
>>25677944
I think we all do
>>25678066
N-nohomo
>>25678085
Yea, totally no homo
>>25678094
Little homo.
>>25678107
Okayall the homo
>>25678116Can we keep the homo to amedium please?
>>25678334
No.
>>25677844
>>25677944
Wow. Nice duplicate dubs fellas.
I'm up, and I just got breakfast. Unfortunately I have work today for a couple of hours starting this afternoon, so I'll be gone for a little while.
That doesn't mean I can't write like crazy right now and get some green out in the meant time!
>>25677494
I know the responsibilities of having a YouTube channel, and I think that as long as I don't stay strictly on Youtube and continue to be around my O'hana as much as possible. The last thing I want to do is become distanced from my family!
>>25677563Yes... let the confusion flow through you...I just realized it's December and that means I can start posting/drawing Christmas themed shit.
>>25678085
>>25678094
>>25678107
>>25678116
>>25678334
I'll take a Double Triple Homo Deluxe on a bed, four-by-four animal style, extra snuggles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light lubricant, hush the crying, smooch it, and let it blush.We serve green here sir.
>>25678560
G'mornin' Riggy, or afternoon as it were. Hope your day goes well for ya!
Hey Rigs, how does it feel to have hordes of neckbeards confess their homosexual love for you?
>>25678987
I bet it feels real nice
>>25678987
Warm and fuzzy, actually. They judge me based entirely on my personality and merits, and find attraction from me as a being.
I guarantee if I went on a romantic venture with any one of them, it would be one of the best dates of my life.
>>25678560
TIME FOR CHRISTMAS MARES
>>25679039
:) this dude.
So are you thinking about making the YouTube channel because I'm really looking forward to that
>>25679063
That would be great
>>25679063
>>25679084
Yeah, I'm planning on it. Just not right now.
It's the weekend before reading week, then comes Finals week. I need to study hard this week, finish on a strong note, and then I'm free to write, draw, animate, game etc because I'll be on a long ass break!
So I'll make the account when I can focus on it without being distracted.
Also, I don't remember seeing 'TheMustyJellyfish' around here before. Welcome to the O'hana!
>>25679106
Fucking ace man that's great I am really looking forward to that account.
Also I have been lurking for a while :S
boop
This thread was the thread that inspired me to get a username. This is me, right here. >>25665801
Can't wait for the story to continue, man. Catfights, tender moments, humor, everything a good old fashioned harem needs, and the protagonist actually knows what's going on for a change.Or at least he does now
Haven't been committed to a story like this in quite a while. Keep it up.
At work at the moment. Couldn't quite get out an update before my ride showed up.
>>25679039
Just a thought:
Do you guys think unicorns use magic to hold each others horns while walking down the street like human hold hands?
And when their magic auras mix, do they swirl together like a caramel ribbon through ice cream, or do they blend like paint to create a new color?
>>25680209
that's ok, rigster.
Enjoy ur sundey!
>>25680280
That sounds lewd
Reminds me of the conehead's mating rituals
>>25680280
That's an adorable thought.
I'd like to think the two magical forces would repel each other and form some kind of layer on top of the other's magical aura.
>>25680280
that sounds cute
pegasi entwine feathers by holding wings and earth ponies wrap their tails together
>>25681126
2lewd4me
>>25681213
Are you saying you wouldn't publiclydisplay your affectionfor your pony waifu?
>>25681265
N-no!b-baka
Riggy threads: the only place on 4chan where It's so peacefully harmonious that people can freely namefag without any criticism whatsoever.
Thanks for thepeacerigs.
>>25681876
Ditto to that, fellow namefag.
Some just don't take kindly to others rejecting the anon legion.
Tsundere RD incoming
>>25681998
>tsun RD
yes please
>>25681998
Anon, you'd better post more of this comic! N-not like I like it or anything, I-I just wanna see how stupid it is!b-baka.
>>25682139
>>25682103
Ye ask, and ye shall receive.
>>25682165
>it is away
kek
>>25682165
This is wonderful. Is there a link to the whole thing?
>>25682190
>https://derpiboo.ru/tags/tsundere+rainbow+dash+(comic)?scope=scpe5ef9fa685e97e52babb8126fcbb8b511aa66826a
The lewd parts aren't included, but you can find them if you just search the artist.
>>25682186
>>25682190
Couldn't find the link, so I uploaded the whole folder to dropbox.
It also includes said...Lewd parts.
https://www.dropbox.com/sc/8r1wsla5u2hnyy3/AAAE9HjTwUSDPMNog2MxqDO1a
This is probably the best thread I have seen on 4chan
>>25682440
Is the order of the images by their numbers?
>>25682766
Yep. Sorry for not uploading them in order. Was on a rush to get them out.
we need more riggy in this thread
>>25683048
Since Riggy is gone, here's my cat to make you feel better
>>25683137
>>25683137
>A cat for ants
>>25682784
Mind if you put them in order?
>>25683230
straight from the antz corp.
>>25681876
>>25681998
I love the threads I'm in too. They're always so positive and enjoyable.
>>25683048
Sorry brother. I got out of work and went to the library to do a nutrition assignment, and now my girlfriend says she, "Wants to talk" in about 30 minutes.
I don't know if tonight is gonna go my way, fellas.
>>25682320
>>25682440
>mfw
>>25683623
Keep your chin up Riggy, if nothing else, we're here for ya.
>>25683623
Good luck Rigs
>>25683623
Everythin is going to be fine, my nigga, you can with everythign
>>25683623
If she breaks up with you, break her kneecaps. With a lug wrench.
>>25683623
We're rooting for you riggy, hopefully its nothing bad, but we're here for you.
>>25683754I think I drew that character as Pinkie once...
>>25683784
The Mare Who Sold the World.
>>25683784
That's some cool art my Rigga
>>25683623
StayDETERMINEDRiggy, we'll be here whatever goes down.
>>25683623
>girlfriend
wew lad
not a good idea these days
>>25684310
Lol wow
>>25683677
>>25683697
>>25683754
>>25683780
>>25683781
>>25683973
>>25684201
>>25684218
>>25684310
Thanks fellas. I have good news and bad news. More good than bad, though.
The first good news is that my girlfriend and I are fine, she just poorly phrased some texts. She actually wanted to talk to me because she was freaked out about finals and having a bit of an existential break down. I calmed her down and gave her some Riggy-time. She's all better now, and going to bed early tonight. I'm relieved.
The bad news is, I'm still working on some homework assignments at the moment, but I amDRIVEN____to finish it within the next hour or so.
And because I'm so focused right now, and because I hate letting this thread stagnate for a day, I'll be writing some green later. I've just decided to do body weight routines this week instead of going to the gym super early like I usually do.
So your patience and support shall be rewarded!
Also, I'm putting a very special operation into action tomorrow after I get out of class. I'll tell you all about it then.
>>25684947
Bullets have been dodged today m8.
We eagerly await this weeks episode of RIGGY BALL Z!
>>25684947
good news all round
>>25684947
Great to know pretty much everything's alright Riggy, that's awesome.
Also, I cannot see how that qualifies as bad news, since homework is kind of a constant when you're in school. Par really.
So keep on being awesome Riggs, we'll be waiting with various degrees of patience.
>>25684985
Will Anon finally achieve Super Friendship God Super Saiyan? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
>>25684947
>riggy time
>>25684947
waiting for riggy
Done with my homework!Finally
I'm writing now!
>>25686059
The riggening
>>25684947
>>25686059
Riggy confirmed for most based writefriend on /mlp/?
>>25686179
Confirmed.
>>25686679
Affirmed.
>>25686779Firmed.
>>25686179
>>25686679
>>25686779
>triple 79 posts
What is this
g'nitty mates, school tomorrow and bumping. Hoping to get to a lot of shipping when i come back from my test. I am counting on you Riggy.
>>25684947
>Riggy-time
>>25675496
>There's an emotion that doesn't have a simple name.
>The kind of feeling where there are so many directions you could go with new found knowledge, but you feel paralyzed by the possibilities that have revealed themselves to you.
>'Overwhelmed' seems like a viable contender, but even that feels a little too tame .
>This new information makes you feel... happy, definitely.
>You had no idea that you were so wanted by the ponies you associated with.
>How could you not feel special?
>A sophisticated lady like Rarity being interested in you?
>Who wouldn't be flattered?
>And you don't even have to think about Twilight.
>She's a princess for crying out loud!
>So you do feel happy, you just don't know where to go from here.
>Pinkie put it best, you think.
>'Nervouscited'
>You're nervous about where this will end up going.
>And yet, you feel excited that something like this is happening.
>Even if it is extremely surprising.
>You didn't expect your world to be rocked so suddenly.
>And now you have to figure out what to do with all of this...
>You shake your head and stand.
>You move towards the door, Rainbow Dash and Applejack following behind you.
>The door squeaks open, leaking the warm morning sun into your small hut.
>"So what are you gonna do about it then, Anon?" Rainbow Dash asks from behind.
>You lean in the doorway, looking up at the daunting castle in front of you.
>Twilight is waiting for you in there, and after embarrassing her like that, she can't be happy with you.
>You'll just have to try to smooth things over with her before dealing with all this other junk.
"I'm going to have a chat with my boss. Right now I don't know what the right thing to do would be, but I'll figure it out in due time. For now, I'm just going about business as usual." you say decisively.
>>25687192
>You step outside into the grass.
"As for you two, time to get going. You don't want to be around when I get back up there." you assert.
>They slowly trot out of the shack, side by side.
>They turn and start to head to the gate, looking back before they do.
>"Best of luck to ya, partner! Hope it goes well with Twilight!" Applejack shouts.
>Rainbow Dash snickers.
>"Yeah! Try not to be too lame, would ya?" she yells.
>You blow air out your nose.
"I'll do my best!" you yell back with a wave.
>You turn away from them, heading to the outside forge that resides under a small patio-like area in the rear of the castle.
>It's under the cover of the castle, but doesn't have any walls so that way the smoke can leak out easily though the vents without getting caught up anywhere. It also helps regulate the temperature.
>Yeah, working on an outside forge is pretty crazy, especially in the winter.
>You never knew what to wear. When you were near the forge for work you were too hot in a jacket, getting heated by the flames and red hot iron.
>But as soon as you walked away from the thing you would be frigid. There really wansn't a winning move there.
>Well, in the end you just had to deal with having a jacket on standby for when you were leaving the hot fire and coals.
>It was more of a hassle, but it was worth it in the end to be comfortable by the forge and away from it.
>You finally get to the cold forge, looking at the stairs into the castle behind it.
>Once you go in, you'd better have your game face on.
>You take a moment to prepare yourself...
>>25687206
>...
>...
>You yawn loudly.
>That was some of the best sleep you've gotten in a long time.
>The cider in your belly was partially to blame, but everypony knows what the REAL reason was.
>Warm, soft Anon. Mhmm~
>You were a lucky mare, getting to hold him like that for a night.
>He's got quite the body.
>That's really all you're interested in sleeping with him for.
>Like, literally sleeping with him, not... yeah.
>Anon's been a great bro to you since he got here.
>At first he was kind of a wet blanket, but over time he really has come to appreciate the finer and faster things in life.
>Sometimes you can even trick him into buying you cider.
>You say sometimes, because usually you don't have to trick him at all.
>He's always buying you rounds of cider, saying, 'I like treating my friends.'
>What a nerd.
>A thoughtful nerd... maybe.
>But a total nerd.
>And now you know just how sought after he is.
>Twilight and Rarity are head over hooves for him!
>You get Twilight, she's pretty dumb with romantic junk, but Rarity? You didn't think she'd go after a dork like Anon.
>Now that you think about it, he certainly spends a fair amount of time with her at the boutique...
>And he does work for Twilight...
>And, even though he's a total, undeniable dweeb, he has his moments.
>You get lost in your thoughts, shaking your head to escape from that train of thought.
>Applejack seems lost in her own thoughts as well.
>One of you has to say something, otherwise the two of you will just be walking the whole way in silence.
"Pretty crazy, huh AJ?" you ask finally.
>She blinks, snapping out of her trance.
>"Hmm, oh yeah, yeah." she responds halfheartedly.
>You smirk.
>Ah this is your favorite part.
>Makin' your friends blush.
>>25687206
"You're thinkin' about him aren't ya?" you accuse
>Applejack's face turns red.
>"And just what are YOU insinuatin'?" she responds reflexively.
>You chuckle.
"I ain't insinuatin' nuthin' cowgirl." you say back in a southern accent, followed by more laughter.
>Applejack blushes, scrunching her face.
>"At least ah wasn't gettin' all close to him. What was that bit where I had to throw you off him?" she says with a slight smirk.
>Now it's your turn to blush. Applejack doesn't let you get away with flustering her that easily.
"Hey, I was just playin' a part! I was pretending to ask him out, remember?"
>She snorts
>"Well you've gotta one of the best darn thespians in ponyville then, cus you were makin' some pretty interestin' faces back there, pony girl." she says, emphasizing her sarcasm.
>You scrunch your face reflexively.
"H-Hey! I was just messin' around! Besides, it's about Twilight and Rarity now!" you respond quickly.
>Applejack nods in agreement.
>"Sure is. Can't believe it myself, really." She says.
>You nod.
"Yeah. It's so weird that they are chasing after him like this..." you say, fading near the end.
>You wave your hoof dismissively.
"I mean, who throws themselves after a guy in a such an immature way, you know?"
>Applejack tilts her head up, looking at the cloudy sky.
>"Ah don't know if we're exactly the golden rule for maturity here Rainbow." she says monotone.
>You snicker.
"Well yeah, sure. But it all seems like a dead end, you know? You and I both know exactly who Anonymous going to choose anyway."
>Applejack nods with a smile.
>"Yes ma'am. Pretty much a landslide if ya ask me." she says.
>You crack your neck.
"Mhmm. Of course Anon is going to pick-"
>"Rarity"
"Twilight" you say at the same time.
>>25687216
>You raise your eyebrow at Applejack who looks at you just as confused.
"Rarity? You're joking right?"
>Applejack shakes her head.
>"No ah'm not. Rarity has had more romance in her life than all of us combined, an' she's the sophisticated sort. Poor Twilight was a mess back there. There's no way she can keep up with Rarity's flirtin'. Rare'll woo him in no time flat." Applejack explains.
>You blow a razzberry at her.
"Oh I'm callin' you on that. Come on, you know Anon! He's a nerd, so is Twilight. He uses big words sometimes, so does Twilight. Not to mention he works for her, he owes her for taking care of him, and... oh yeah, SHE'S A PRINCESS. No competition." You say, folding your hooves as you hover.
>Applejack shakes her head and smirks.
>"Well, you have the right to be wrong, Rainbow." she says with a laugh.
>You're starting to lose your patience.
"PFFT. I guarantee that he goes for Twilight."
>Applejack shakes her head again.
>"Well, you're gonna be disappointed."
>You squint your eyes.
"Willing to bet on that?"
>Applejack softly chuckles.
>"Ah'm not gonna bet on the love lives of my friends, Rainbow."
>You nod with a grin.
"Yeah, that's a pretty good excuse. Great way to get out of losing to me."
>She squints her eyes at you.
>You fly near her, relaxing in the air.
"I'd probably be making excuses like that if I always ended up coming in second too!"
>Her face starts to turn red.
>Ah yes.
>Your favorite part comes around once more.
>"What kind of wager are we talkin'?" she finally spits out.
>You smile back at her.
"Pay for the winner's cider... for a year!" you say.
>>25687238
>She squints her eyes even more.
>That is the heftiest wager yet.
>She'll definitely concede.
>She doesn't want to risk-
>"Fine, Ah accept"
>You stare in surprise.
"Oh... Okay..." you say slowly.
>She lifts an eyebrow.
>"You aren't gettin' cold hooves on me are ya?" she says with a smirk.
"Fine! It's on!"
>"Now a word of this to Anon, ya hear?" Applejack declares, prodding you in the chest.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a word." you say, extending your hoof to her, "We gotta deal?"
>Applejack spits in her hoof then slaps it into yours.
>"Deal." she says with a smile.
>The two of you shake for a few seconds before breaking it.
>There's a moment of unmoving silence between you as you start to process what you've signed up for.
>And a moment of panic when you realize what's at stake.
>...
"Oh geez... I left something back at the castle... I'm gonna go back and try to find it. I'll talk to you later, Applejack..." you say, slowly starting to fly away.
>Applejack smiles at you.
>"Yeah, I was just 'bout to go shoppin' myself. Ah'll see you later, Rainbow."
>The two of you go your seperate ways.
>A year of cider is no joke.
>AJ will drink you broke.
>You need to rig this a little.
>But you can't let Anon know about this.
>Looks like you'll have to be more sneaky about this.
>>25687248
That's all I can get to you guys tonight. I have class tomorrow.
I know that it isn't much, but there were a lot of surprises tonight. I'm just glad I could give you guys something!
Okay, goodnight O'hana. Enjoy tonight's update!
>>25687277
Thank you based riggy.
Also nice dubs
>>25687277
goodnight, my rigga. Tfw applehoers and bluefast obv have the hots for anon too.harem ending
>>25687248
Getting the shinanagins of Apple and Blue fast involved sounds fun. Looking forward to more from glorious Riggy.
>>25610218
bump
>>25687277
>Dash and Apples
>romance advisors
I can't wait for this.
>>25687277
>apples and rainbow butt screwing with his love life
not cool man
>>25687248
This is going to crash and burn.
I love it.
Also
>A year of cider is no joke
>AJ will drink you broke
We need a full version of Rainbow Rap
>>25683623
Use the time honored battle cry of are people, everyone say it now. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- AD INFINUM bump
>>25686804
vertical double trips?
>>25687192
>And now you have to figure out what to do with all of this...
Harem ending confirmed and required.
>>25687216
Suddenly, Rainbow Dash POV out of nowhere!
>Like, literally sleeping with him, not... yeah.
HNNGG!
>>25687228
>"Rarity"
>"Twilight" you say at the same time.
Fuck.
>>25687238
>"Oh I'm callin' you on that. Come on, you know Anon! He's a nerd, so is Twilight. He uses big words sometimes, so does Twilight. Not to mention he works for her, he owes her for taking care of him, and... oh yeah, SHE'S A PRINCESS. No competition." You say, folding your hooves as you hover.
Why this line forced me to read it in RD's voice?
Wew.
>"What kind of wager are we talkin'?" she finally spits out.
Aaand we have two bets now. Will we get a third?
>>25687248
>And a moment of panic when you realize what's at stake.
Uhuhuhuhu...
>>25687277
Delicious.
>>25684947
Nice blog update.
>>25687248
Waking up to all this greentext
Fuckin great way to start my morning m8
>>25689616
I know right
>>25610218
bump
>>25684947
>Riggy-time
Why did I started to read your post in Rick's voice from Rick&Morty after that?
>>25690056
I did the same thing
O__o
This thread is hot.
>Day Tsundere in Equestria
>You are Anon, Ponyville's newest resident.
>For the foreseeable future, you are to call this place 'home'.
>While Princesses Celestia and Luna research ways to send you home, Twilight Sparkle is asking you about your home world.
"...And then I punched her in the crotch."
>Twilight's scribbling down notes as fast as she can keep the flow of parchment going.
>"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, Anon."
>No arguments here.
>"Is there anything you can tell me about you or your species that ISN'T a huge waste of time?"
"W-what?"
>That was uncalled for.
>"You know, something USEFUL! Technology, science, magic, gender roles, ANYTHING!"
>God dammit Twilight, you've been covering that shit for the last four hours.
"It's getting a bit late to be discussing something as vast and far-reaching as any of those topics."
>Twilight stopped making her adorable scrunchy face and looked at the clock on the wall
>1:37 AM
>"...Fine, if you're going to be a foal about it, we can continue tomorrow."
>Twilight gets up and walks up the stairs, motioning to you with her head to follow.
>"C'mon, here's where you'll be staying."
>Where you'll be staying is apparently her bedroom.
>l-lewd
"....I'll be sleeping in your bed?"
>She scoffs in irritation, a light blush on her cheeks.
>"Yes, Anon, you will. You're my guest, and you'll be treated properly."
"Not that I don't appreciate it, Twilight, but where are YOU going to sleep?"
>You could SWEAR her blush got more intense.
>>25690287
>"D-don't worry about me, human. I have a perfectly good couch downstairs in the main library room."
>Well THAT'S not fair. Her house, her bed; you can take the couch.
"Twilight, that's very kind of you, but it's YOUR bed. YOU take it; I'LL take the couch."
>Ruh-roh, Raggy. The scrunchy face is back.
>"I'm not going to let Princess Celestia's special guest sleep on a lumpy, uncomfortable couch, Anon. Now, take the bed!"
>Lumpy?
"Were you really going to sleep on an awful couch just so that I could have a nice place to sleep?"
>It's like her face is swimming in tomato sauce.
>"Sh-shut up! Just.... if you aren't going to let me sleep on the couch, th-then I guess we'll b-both have to share the b-b-bed, then!"
>Without another glance, Twilight trots over to her bed and hops up.
>Yup; it's pony-sized.
>"W-well? Get in!"
>You were the big spoon tonight.
-------
>Day Being Useful in Equestria
>You are Anon, and you're carrying your weight down at Sweet Apple Acres with Applejack.
>Just because you were stolen from your home, doesn't mean you have to be a whiny little bitch about it.
>If you're going to be staying with Twilight (and sharing her bed, apparently), then you insist that you'll pay rent.
>When you told her that, Twilight called you a dummy and teleported out.
>You haven't seen you since.
>"C'mon, Anawn, put that weird muhnkey strength ter good use. Haul these baskets fer me, y'hear?"
>You heard the boss.
>Using your superior human spine (in line with your legs), you can lift far more than a pony can.
>For this reason, Applejack reluctantly agreed to let you work on her farm.
>As long as you made sure there wasn't any "funny business".
>Pfft, okay, Applejack.
>You'll try your best not to fuck some horses, but you can't promise anything.
>Fucking degenerates.
>With a heave and a grunt, you lift the baskets around your feet and.....
>...promptly collapse under the weight.
>God DAMN you, superior human spine!
>Fuck me, these apples are heavy.
>>25690295
>"Anawn!"
>Applejack comes sprinting over to you, looking both angry and worried.
>"Anawn, whut happened!"
"Nothing, Applejack. Just lifted more than I can carry."
>"Nothing?! Yew idgit, you cudda hurt yerself somethin' awful!"
>She gets all up in your face like you just pissed on her apple pie.
>"Ah have half'uh mind to sent y'all o'er yonder to the barn to sort rotten apples with Apple Bloom."
>From the distance, a young girl's voice echoes.
>>"Ah don't need no help from that thar monkey-man! Not if'fin he'll just hurt his dang self!"
>God DAMN these ponies have good hearing.
>"Anawn, jus' y'all sit down on the porch til yer back feels better, 'hear?"
>That's almost sweet.
"Applejack, I didn't know you cared."
>You are the king of deadpan.
>Her orange face turns red, and she glares at you.
>"Ah DON'T, friendo. Twahlahght'll tan mah hide if Ah get you hurt."
>She gently headbutts you in the direction of the house.
>"Now skedaddle! A-an' if'fin y'all see Granny Smith, you tell her t-to give her summa'that pie Ah've been savin' fer a special 'ccasion."
"Applejack, are you sure? If you want to save it, then you do-"
>"Aw shoot, 'course Ah'm sure! Consider this a thank-you for not telling Twahlahght that you nearly got yer dumb self hurt on mah farm."
>Why don't these ponies like you?
>>25690307
>tfw sudden green
It's good though, continue.
Wait, shit, I've been posting yandere images instead of tsundere images.
Fuck my life and everything about it.
I'll compromise with a tsundere-yandere image.
>>25690307
>Day Gotta Go Fast in Equestria
>You are Anon, and Rainbow Dash is showing off to you.
>You're VERY impressed with her.
>Mostly because horses don't fly where you come from.
>Rainbow Dash flies up to you and settles into a hover in front of your face.
>"Did you see that! I think I set a whole new record."
"Yeah, Rainbow, that was amazing! I've never seen anything like it!"
>She blushes, but turns away from you.
>"D-don't think you can butter me up with compliments, Anon. Twilight's told me all about you."
>....why is Twilight spreading rumours about you?
>Shit. Time for damage control.
"No, Dashie, I mean it. The control you have in the air is breath-taking, and I can tell you right now that I'll NEVER forget that... what did you call it? Rainbow Boom?"
>She's blushing harder, and she won't meet your eyes.
>Welp, if she already doesn't like you, then you have nothing to lose.
>You cup her cheek, startling her out of whatever was going on in her head.
"What you can do is nothing short of magical, Rainbow. And I'm not just saying that to 'butter you up'. I really mean it."
>"Juh-bgh-HNNG..."
>You think you broke the bird-horse.
>"THANKYOUSHUTUPNOW"
>With that burst of words, Rainbow Dash flies away to parts unknown.
>Aww, that was actually really cute.
>Tiny blue pony can't take a compliment.
>You gotta remember to tell Twilight about that.
>>25690311
Thank you, Hellmiester. One more after this.
>>25690323
>Day Mannequins Are Scary in Equestria.
>Rarity requested your presence today at her boutique.
>She said that she can't pass up the opportunity to study a whole new world's-worth of fashion, and that you simply MUST visit some time, dear.
>And so, you are sitting on a tiny pony chair across from Rarity, drinking tea from tiny pony cups on tiny pony saucers.
>Rarity is talking to you, but you're too busy focusing on the horse-mannequins she has lined up.
>Mane-equins?
>MannEquine?
>Horse puns are HARD.
>"Anonymous! Are you even paying attention?"
>She scoffs and daintily drains the rest of her mug.
>"I canNOT believe how rude you are being right now. I let you into MY abode so that we can discuss YOUR fashion, and you don't even listen to what I have to say."
"Rarity, YOU wanted to talk to me about Earth fashion, not the other way around."
>Okay, that sounded a bit rude.
"Look, I'm sorry that I wasn't paying attention. Mannequins kind of... scare me, y'see, and I feel pretty creeped out being surrounded by them."
>Rarity looks caught between angry and worried.
>She looks like a concerned aunt, to be honest.
>"W-well darling, why didn't you say something earlier?"
>She glow-horns all the pony statues into the back room and glares at you.
>"If you had just told me that you were scared, then we wouldn't have wasted all this time!"
>She huffs and makes irritated horse noises at you.
>Well, you guess you can say goodbye to new horseclothes.
>>25690340
>"I suppose I should apologize, Anonymous. As your host, I should have noticed your discomfort sooner."
"Rarity, it's fine. I should have sa-"
>"Don't you dare try and take the blame for this, Anonymous! Now get up onto that podium over there; I want to take your measurements."
>She nudges you with her magic, and you scramble to your feet.
>Why aren't you discussing Earth fashion any more? Did you really fuck up this badly?
"Wait, I'm sor-"
>"Anonymous, you are walking out of this shop with a new set of clothing, and that's final."
>She blushes and glares at you.
>"I won't have my reputation besmirched by.. by... some ruffian!"
>Well excuse me, princess.
"A ruffian?"
>This is so cute.
>Rarity says nothing; she just sputters and grabs for her measuring tape.
>"Forearms spread, darling."
>Today was a free clothes kind of day.
Pinkie Pie has already been done VERY well by RiggyRag, and I just plain don't like Fluttershy.
I guess she sent a bear after him to ask if he wants to chill at her place, and she convinces him to twist her teats. N-not that she liked it or anything!
>>25690349
Butter stutters is disliked hoers?
>>25690389
Butter stutters was born a faggot and she will die a faggot. You can't tell me she doesn't fuck her animals.
>>25690439
What if I told youI was trying to tell you she does
>>25690439
I'm fairly new to Riggy's work, but if he does tsundere versions of all the characters, that's awesome.
Hopefully, he'll include more of them in the story he's working on now.Doesn't seem likely, but maybe
>>25690349
>she convinces him to twist her teats. N-not that she liked it or anything!
>"Hnn ~aahn!"
"Uh, are you okay? I'm not ... twisting too hard or something?"
>"Oh, no, you're doing very well for a monkey."
>You start to feel offended, but then you catch the jealous looks from that monkey in the corner.
>Now you're just scared.
>>25690349
Oh lawd now we have two people writing
>>25690500
>Is that... a mandrill?
>Oh jesus you just made eye-contact.
>You are beaten to death and torn apart over the course of fifteen minutes. You are conscious for the first ten.
>>25690522
Our deaths will be slow and painful.
Bump limit!
>>25690266
I know that feel 'Tavi
>>25690287
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>>25690307
>>25690323 the smoothness is real
>>25690340
>>25690349
>tfw wake up to all this green
>>25690500
I'm kinda scared too now.
Woah boi, makin' the new thread right now.
>>25690609
;-;
>>25690662
I'll see you guys in the next thread. I like the way these are going.
NEW THREAD:
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>>25686804
A sign
