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Frustrated pones that aren't very articulate with how they feel... baka~
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Green and pictures welcome! Come join the fun! N-Not that we want you to or anything...
>>25610157
All's good, mang.
No hard felling, and this shit >>25604047 is glorious.
captcha: find wheelchairsis it because I feel like a criple?
>>25548889
I still require a source from this image from last thread
>>25610532
Ponut joe
>>25610633
you're a true hero anon, have some space pone as reward
Requesting Tsundere Spitfire
I get out of class in half an hour. I'll be writing after!
Is not like I want to post on this thread or anything...
>>25612385
i love tsundere trixie
The Great And Powerful Trixie ,Is Unamused By your words of sympathy. She Requests A Sacrifice.
>>25612369
I will smile the shit out of you.: 3
>>25612369
Here and writing!
Sorry I'm late, my professor kept us in class for longer than usual.
>>25612869
>You find the cider is sweeter in the summer.
>Maybe it has something to do with the apples, but you doubt it.
>You're pretty sure it's just extra refreshing during hot summer days.
>You sit with Applejack and Rainbow Dash on either side, drinking your third mug of cidder as they tell jokes and poke fun.
>It's a pretty calm night, they've only had two or three competitions of strength/skill so far.
>First was darts, then hoof wrestling, then normal wrestling...
>It's always amusing to watch the two of them duke it out in random contests together.
>They seem glad you're there to be the reff.
>The company you keep in this bar is so very different than the one you keep at work, or in the boutique.
>It's a lot more rowdy, to say the least.
>But you like it that way. Let's you loosen up a bit and not feel so proper and polite all the time.
>Sometimes you just need a friend who will call you unspeakable insults in a loving way.
>You might be enjoying it more if the cider could do something to your system, but it's really weak.
>For a small pony, a few ciders is enough to get a solid buzz going, but it takes a dozen for you.
>And a shot for a pony is very different than a shot for a human. It's like sipping out of a thimble.
>You drag yourself back out from the recesses of your mind and mentally rejoin the conversation.
>Rainbow Dash and Applejack have been talking about the human body for twenty minutes now.
>"Listen, all I'm askin' is why he has sharp teeth and not-so-sharp teeth? We don't have any sharp teeth!" Rainbow Dash explains.
>"It's cus hoomans eat meat AND vegetables. They can chew through both." Applejack responds
>"And that's what irks me, why do they have to eat both? Pick a side, ya know? Everypony I know is strictly a... err... Anon what was the word for somepony who doesn't eat any meat?"
>>25613560
>You pause before taking a sip of cider from your mug.
"Uhh, an herbivore."
>Rainbow Dash nods satisfied.
>"Yeah, everypony I know is an herbivore! And Anon doesn't eat meat while he's here, I think..." she says drifting off.
>Applejack rolls her eyes.
>"Well biologically speakin' he's s'pose to eat both. They don't have much of a choice there."
>Rainbow Dash shakes her head, readying another mug of cider.
>"It's just weird to me."
>She takes a swig and swallows.
>Her face lights up right after and she turns to you.
>"Oh! Anon, what's something ponies do that you think is weird?" she asks, wiping away some foam from her lips.
>You look at her a bit puzzled.
"Weird? What do you mean?"
>"Like as a human, what's stuff about ponies that is odd to ya?" Applejack clarifies.
>You scratch the side of your face as you think.
>There's certainly no shortage of oddities around here.
>Everything from the architecture to the government makes no sense to you, but you try to pick one.
"Probably the naked thing." you say after a moment
>Rainbow Dash snorts next to you.
>"Oh yeah, WE'RE the weird ones. You're the only one that wears clothes around here, bub."
"On a regular basis, sure. But you guys wear clothes for your jobs, your parties, dances, events, weddings... really any excuse to put on clothes you all take it."
>The two ponies look at eachother before pondering the idea seperately on their own.
"Like, at least I'm consistent about it. I don't know what the heck clothes even mean around here." you say before taking a gulp of cider.
>>25613580
>"Ah guess ah never thought of it that way..." Applejack admits.
>Rainbow Dash rubs her head.
>"It's giving me a head ache"
>You chuckle.
"That might just be the 5 ciders you just destroyed."
>She waves at you.
>"Ahhhh, what do you know?" she says crankily.
>You laugh again.
"I know you can't handle your liquor like I can."
>Rainbow Dash stands on her stool and pokes you in the side.
>"Is that a challenge, mister human guy? I can drink anypony under the table."
>Applejack laughs.
>"You wish missy. Ah'm the Apple Family Reunion's 3 time cider-chugging champion!" she declares proudly.
>You look between the two of them.
"I wasn't challenging anybody. Let's just-"
>"OOOOOooo. Backin' out? Too scared to tussle with us?"
>You shake your head.
"Pfft, you wish.I just don't want you two to hurt yourselves."
>The two of them start laughing under their breaths.
>"Yer just yella. I can out drink anypony, you won't be any different."
>Seems like there's no stopping them.
>You weren't lying about why you didn't want to do this challenge.
>They have no idea what they're getting into.
>But sometimes you just need to let them make their own mistakes.
>You finish off the last of your third mug of cider.
"Alright, I'll play along. But don't forget the two of you asked for it."
boop
>>25613594
>The mugs go flying as the two of them chug cider like there's no tomorrow.
>Their technique is remarkable, but that's to be expected of drinking verterans like them.
>This probably isn't their first time drinking against eachother.
>Actually, scratch that.
>This DEFINITELY isn't their first time drinking against eachother.
>The bar tender shoves mugs in front of you with ease and a straight face.
>Same shit as always for him.
>You reach for your fourth mug and drink it carefully in one gulp.
>The hearty, crisp, apple flavor cooling you down from the inside.
>Hopefully this is all going on Applejack's tab.
>She did say she'd buy you your drinks for kicking you so hard in the chest you forgot who you were for a second.
>You place down the mug and reach for the next.
>The cool and tastey liquid touches your lips once more, and you drink it all down slowly.
>Applejack and Rainbow Dash slug back each cup without pause, ignoring the flavor and going for the glory.
>But you know how this ends.
>They have smaller stomach, and smaller livers.
>So you'll enjoy the cider while you can.
>What feels like hours go by and the clunks from the mugs slamming against the table have all but ceased.
>You knock back your fourteenth cider with ease.
>You feel something, if only a warmness in your cheeks.
>It's not much, but it'll take a lot more than this to get you even close to drunk.
>Rainbow Dash groans with her head on the bar.
>You counted 10 mugs.
>She grumbles under her breath, trying not to move too much.
>Even though she's groaning, she has a dumb smile on her face.
>An occasional chuckle comes from her direction, followed by a wince of pain.
>She must have a ridiculous headache by now.
>You check on Applejack.
>She lazily snores with her hat over her head.
>She downed 13 mugs.
>But that was to be expected. After all she did grow up on an apple farm.
>And earth ponies tend to be heartier than their flying counterparts.
>>25614412
>You grab your fifteenth mug and swig half of it.
>You may as well tack on a two mug lead to assert your dominance or whatever.
>Earth ponies are probably the best drinkers out of all the ponies.
>Pegasai seem like they're the lightest of light weights, but Rainbow did a pretty good job.
>You can't imagine a unicorn would be worse than a pegasus though.
>What about alicorns?
>They're all princesses and shit, right? Does that mean they can knock 'em back even more than you?
>You'll have to ask Rarity about unico-
>RARITY.
>You look at the clock hanging on the far side of the bar.
>It's half past 6 already.
>When did you leave Rarity for their girl chat? Like 3?
>You've been gone for way too long.
>You stand up from your stool.
>What are you going to do about the two drunks though?
>You can't just abandon them, that's against the bro code.
>But, you need to get your shit from Rarity and apologize for disappearing.
>If she's even noticed, that is.
>You take a deep breath as you think things through.
>The bar keep begins to clean up the empty mugs around the motionless ponies that sat around you.
"Excuse me, bartender?"
>A light orange mare with copper hair and green eyes looks up at you.
>"Yes?"
>You motion towards your friends.
"Can you just watch these two while I'm gone? I need to do something very important, but I'll be back very soon!"
>The bartender looks at the unconscious duo then back at you.
>"That isn't my job buddy."
>You nod with your hands together.
"I know, I know. But I would really appreciate it. Please? We come here all the time..." you plead.
>>25614436
>She looks back at your friends, then back up at you.
>With a long sigh she nods slowly.
>"Yeah, Alright. I'll keep an eye on em. Just put them in the booth in the corner? I don't want them at the bar."
>She points to a small booth at the other side of the room, tucked away in a corner.
>The perfect spot to stuff drunks.
>You nod.
"Okay, you got it!"
>You grab Rainbow Dash from under her arms and lift her up.
>She is ridiculously light.
>In her drunken state, she starts to kick her legs as you lift her.
>"Leggo of me~ I don't wanna... I... bubbas... ehh." she mumbles incoherently.
>Before she can even finish a statement she is asleep in your hands.
>You throw her over your shoulder, careful not to wake her.
>Applejack is still out like a light, and picking her up is like picking up a limp sack of potatoes.
>You place her hat on your head and pick her up with your right arm wrapped under her belly.
>She's a lot heavier than Rainbow, but it's still nothing to worry about.
>They are half your size, after all.
>You toss them into a booth together, leaning Applejack against the wall and Rainbow against her.
>They sort of drunkenly cuddle into eachother almost instinctively.
>You chuckle at their cuteness as you put Applejack's hat on the table.
>You have been that drunk before, where anything near you is a pillow.
>You can relate.
>With that taken care of you make a run for the door.
>The sun is on its way down, but the summer hours mean you have some time before it's totally dark.
>You sigh.
>Time to get yelled at again.
>>25614464
I'm gonna go get dinner. Be back in an hour max.
>>25614493
we shall patiently await your return
Guys, I need to ask you all to wait a little longer. My gf is going through some shit right now and I'm gonna go to her dorm to see what's the matter.
Sorry that I have to go AWOL like this, I'll be back a little later to write some more.
Thanks for understanding
>>25615151
Must be one hell of a turd
>>25615151
It's fine man. Good luck with whatever happened.
>>25615190
Goddammit I giggled
Alright, I'm back an writing. Thank you for waiting.
>>25615190
I kek'd
>>25616387
Yay Riggy is back. Everything is k now?
>>25616406
Yeah. There was a bunch of things stressing her out, and she was stuck in her room all day.
As a result she became really upset and needed somebody to hold her and tell her things are okay.
She's smiling again and going to bed early tonight. It should help.
I just wanna put up a few more updates tonight.
>>25617611
Th-that's a big rump...
>>25617611
I want toboophernose.
>>25617753
In comparison to what yourself is able to handle.
>>25617777
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MAGIC DOC.
THE FUCK.
THESE FUCKING QUADS MAN.
THOSE ARE THE SAME DAMN QUADS THAT GOT YOU YOUR NAME.
FUCK.FOR FUCKS SAKEThis is a REALLY big update, it's on its way.
>>25617777
>>25617945
>>25617892
>>25618015
>>25618020
Goddamn this thread is adorable.
The floodgates are about to open. This is the biggest green bomb I've dropped in awhile.
>>25618080
Preparing anus in 3, 2, 1...
>>25615203
u avin a gigl m8?
>>25616497
Sounds like she was trying to shit out a person.
>>25618124
Isn't that called pregnancy?
RIGGY WAS SHE PREGGERS!?
>>25618080
>This is the biggest green bomb I've dropped in awhile.
You might want to consult a proctologist.
>>25618188
The turd joke has reached new heights
>>25618281
If they aren't ponk lovers when they arrive, they sometimes end up ponk lovers by the time they leave.
Blame it on the green.
>>25618319I knew I smelled a little junk in here.I love you.
>>25618319
I blame it onmy ADD baby
>tfw your update is so large you have to strategically cut it up.
oh.
>>25614464
>You quickly jog down the road from the bar.
>The bottoms of your feet feel like they have dirt pressed deeply into them.
>Surely another criticism that Rarity will provide happily.
>It's nice to not have your boots on, you have to wear them all day at work for obvious reasons.
>But you're a bare foot guy at heart.
>And without your shirt on you feel like some kind of wild man running through the streets.
>It's rather liberating. Even if you're aware some of these ponies might be staring, they still feel so different that it doesn't bother you.
>No shirt
>No shoes
>No worries!
>For now, at least.
>Once you show up to that boutique you'll have plenty to worry about.
>You start to slow your pace as the boutique comes into sight.
>You make your way up to the door.
>With a quick, and futile, dusting you prepare yourself to go in.
>Rarity is a good friend, but she can be a little much when it comes to judgement.
>But after a few months you learn to mentally prepare yourself before getting your lack of fashion ripped apart.
>You look down at your dirty feet and jeans.
>Seems like you even managed to spill some cider on yourself as well.
>Not exactly the best condition you've ever been in.
>You take a deep breath and let it out.
>It's gonna be hell in there.
>You lightly knock on the door.
>There's no answer.
>After a few seconds you knock on the door a bit louder.
>"We are closed for the evening!" Rarity says muffled through the door.
"It's Anon! Are you done with your girl chat?" you yell back.
>Suddenly a cacophany of crashes and thumping flow from behind the door.
>"J-just a moment!" she shouts.
>More jarring sounds come from the other side of the door.
>Metal sounds, cloth sounds, wood sounds, you're pretty sure you heard a cat meow too.
>That's probably not good.
>But you really don't know what to think.
>>25618393
>"Okayy~ You can come in now!" Rarity says sweetly from inside.
>You grasp the handle to her door gingerly and push inside.
>You didn't really know what to expect when you walked in.
>But somehow the smell of lavender wasn't it.
>The door closes behind you, and you are greeted by something as beautiful as it is is startling.
>All the lights in the boutique have been turned off, and all that remains are scattered candles that shine upon hung fabrics.
>You don't recall there being so much decor in here before.
>There are blankets of shiny and beautiful fabrics that hang from the ceiling down to certain bits of furniture.
>They make it seem almost mystical, in a way. It relaxes you to a minor degree.
>But not enough to make you completely at ease.
>You look around, but you can't find Rarity in the room.
"Where are you Rarity?"
>"In the kitchen darling. Come on in." she responds, her voice smooth and polished.
>All the materials and candles lead towards the candle lit kitchen where Rarity sits.
>You walk in, careful not to step on anything as to prevent dirtying it.
>When she gets an eye full of you, you reflexively sit up straighter.
>Maybe in the low light she won't notice as much of the filth you're covered in.
>You look her over.
>Something is different about her for sure. She isn't the same as when you left her with Twilight.
>Maybe it's because she isn't wearing her glasses, but there's something more to it.
>Her mane has more volume, and you don't remember if she was wearing lipstick before.
>She sits at her table with a glass of red wine and the bottle next to her.
>"Welcome back Anonymous!" she says finally, "You got lost for a little while, didn't you darling?"
>You sigh like a guilty child.
"Yes, well... a couple friends came by and I went to spend time with them. I thought you wouldn't mind. I did not know how long you and Twilight would be talking."
>>25618402
>You prepare yourself for her worst.
>It was more than rude to abandon her like that.
>And she's sure to let you know that.
>Her mouth opens and you flinch.
>"Oh Anon, you know it's rude to leave a lady waiting. How many times must I tell you that?" she says in a cutesy voice before taking a small sip of wine.
>Your mind goes blank.
>Like a person failing to defuse a bomb just to have it be a dud, the relief is not only overwhelming, it's unbelieveable.
>She doesn't seem mad, and she seems to be taking your selfish actions with grace.
>It's out of character for her to say the least.
"Erm... yeah... I just want to say I'm sorry for all of that. I got carried away and lost track of time..."
>She motions for you to come sit at the table with her.
>"Oh it's fine dear, come take a seat."
>Before you can react you feel a force push against your back to mobilize you.
>You turn to see what it was, but that remains are a handful of sparkles.
>Magic aftermath.
>You take a seat across from her.
>"Here" she says, levetating a new pair of shoes to you, "These should fit JUST right."
>The shoes she gives you are different from the previous ones.
>While the other ones were canvas works in progress, these feel like real, finished shoes.
>You place them on your feet one at a time.
>They fit more than right.
>They fit flawlessly.
>Room for your toes to wiggle, but tight enough that it doesn't flop around.
>They are absolutely perfect.
>You smile at her.
"Rarity, these are amazing!" you say happily, "Thank you! I really needed these."
>"That's not all~!" she says in a teasing voice.
>She floats another garment of clothing over to you.
>"I took it upon myself to update your t-shirt a little. It needed a touch up."
>The t-shirt is the same cotton and color, but its structure has changed.
>You put it on over your head.
>It clings to your torso just right.
>>25618423
"Did you make this... fitted?" you ask.
>She nods with a knowing smile, swishing her wine as she does.
>"Yes I did. It looked so baggy on you before. With this, it really accentuates your... physique." she says, looking you up and down.
>She also turned it into a V neck weirdly enough.
>But it fits so well!
"Thank you Rarity! Thank you! These are wonderful!"
>You stand up and walk with your new shoes on.
>They feel almost as good as walking in bare feet.
>You shake your head in awe.
"How can I repay you for these?" you ask.
>She chuckles to herself and nods towards the chair.
>"Take a seat, have a glass of wine. Let's talk for a little while." she says calmly.
>You smile and take your seat.
>She pours you a tall glass of red wine without asking.
>You don't really feel like drinking MORE tonight, but it'd be rude not to.
>And you're miraculously on her good side tonight, so you don't want to risk that shit.
>You take the glass of wine and swish a little before smelling it.
>Rarity raises an eyebrow.
>"My my, where did a buffoon like you learn to appreciate wine?" she asks playfully.
>You chuckle.
"You pick up a thing or two around royalty, I suppose." you respond.
>She smiles at you.
"So did you sort things out with Twilight? Did you chat about what you needed to?"
>Her smiles grows a little larger than you expected.
>"Oh yes, everything fine. The princess and I just had to discuss some disputes over... a mutual aquaintance. But it's all been sorted out now, so don't worry."
>>25618437
>You sigh with relief.
"That's good! I don't want my favorite boss fighting with my favorite fashion pony." you laugh.
>She blushes a little.
>"Mmm. That would be no fun, would it?"
>You shake your head.
"No fun whatsoever."
>You sigh and lean on the table.
>Maybe it's the wine, or the dozen or so ciders you smashed earlier, but you feel like talking.
"Yeah, that's the last thing Twilight needs..." you admit.
>Rarity seems surprised by your reaction.
>"R-Really?" she asks.
>You nod.
"She's been out of it lately, you know? Like something threw her for a loop and she's just been struggling to deal with it."
>Rarity tilts her head, listening intently.
>It feels nice to have someone listening to you so closely.
>And you know Rarity can be a good listener when she wants to be.
>"How so?" she asks.
>You scratch your chin.
"Well, she comes down to the forge to give me directions for that day's job, right? She'd come down, we'd chat for a little while, then she'd tell me what to do and I'd spend my day doing it."
>Rarity nods, following so far.
>You shrug.
"But the past couple months she gets progressively more and more scatter brained about it all. One day she came down and we just talked for over an hour. That's it, just talked about life, and the books she recommended to me and other stuff."
>You take a quick sip of wine.
"I actually had to remind her to give me a job. And even more recently she tells me a job, but she stutters through it and she constantly gets the orders wrong. Sometimes she tells me to straight up forge the wrong thing! And she always seems so flustered."
>>25618445
>You sigh.
"So, something is messing with her I think. There's not much I can do though, she never tells me what's bothering her if I ask, and she gets really quiet about it."
>You shake your head.
>Rarity stares at you with concerned eyes.
>You look deep into them.
"But hey, it's not so bad yeah? I might not be able to help very much but she's got good friends who'll help her out." You say with a smile, "She's lucky to know a pony like you."
>Rarity has a twang of pain roll across her face.
>She looks down into her wine with a muted expression.
>You tilt your head.
"Everything alright Rarity?"
>Rarity doesn't look up at you.
>"I'm not that great of a friend." she responds.
>You sit back and raise an eyebrow.
"What are you talking about? That crew of yours is close as it can be!" you retort.
>She shakes her head, looking away.
>"Can I ask you something... strange, Anonymous?" she asks, looking up at you.
>You smile at her.
"Of course! Ask away!" you respond happily.
>She sighs.
>"This will be rather hard to put into words, so please be patient with me."
>You nod.
>She ponders how to articulate this in just the right way.
>>25618463
>"Say that your friend and you both want the same thing, and there's only one of that thing..."
>You vocalize your following with a small hum.
>"And say that you've wanted it for a long time, and your friend doesn't know, and makes arrangements to get it herself."
>You nod slowly.
>You're a little lost, but you think you can keep up for the most part.
>"Is it fair to go after that thing, even when your friend got to it first?"
>You scratch your chin.
"Is there only one version of the thing?"
>She takes a deep breath as her eyelids droop to halfway, cradling her head in her hooves as she looks at you.
>"Yes. One in a million."
>You tap a finger against your chin.
"Well that is a wildly specific scenario, but it sounds like such a simple solution to me!"
>Rarity sits up, surprised by your immediate reaction.
>"A simple solution? What are you talking about darling?"
>You shrug.
"Well if you both like this one thing, fighting over it is just silly. You two should enjoy that common bond between you, yeah? Share that thing and make it become something that friendship." you say as properly as you can.
>Rarity shakes your head.
>"I don't think you can share this specific thing."
>You raise an eyebrow.
"I don't know about that. I haven't come across anything that you can't share between one or two people. Be it a tool, house, food, you name it! You can share it!"
>She shakes her head again.
>"No, not this thing..." she says weakly, "... I think."
>You take another sip of wine.
"Oh well. I tried."
>>25618447
No idea who that is actually, was actually a reference to Sail by AwolnationI hate Awolnation except for that one song
>>25618480
>Rarity appears very distraught.
>She doesn't look up at you, she just stares into her wine again.
>You start to talk without thinking.
"Listen, Rarity... you're not a bad friend for going after something you want, even if Twilight is going after it too." you say softly.
>She doesn't look up at you.
"Sometimes friends fight, that doesn't make you a bad one..."
>Nothing you say seems to make her brighten up.
>She sits in her chair, deep in depressing thoughts.
>You sigh.
>Well.
>That just won't do.
>You walk over to her chair and get on one knee.
>She looks at you with a concerned expression, confused about what you're doing.
>You smile at her.
"Sorry if this gets you a little dirty." you say with a chuckle.
>You bring your arms around Rarity and pull her towards you.
>You expected at least a little resistance.
>But she doesn't put up a fight.
>She places her head on your shoulder as you hold her close.
"You're not a bad friend Rarity. You're a good friend, and I know things will get better between you and Twilight." you say in a comforting tone.
>Rarity wraps an arm around your neck and holds you tightly.
>The candles flicker around you.
>Rarity's grip is strong.
>You feel the warmth of the cider in your belly.
>It's a shame.
>Rarity left this shirt out all afternoon for it to dry.
>And now the back is getting wet again.
>But it's a good kind of wet.
>You knew something was bothering Rarity, and you're still not sure exactly what it is.
>But this feels good.
>It feels like... progress.
>>25618495How's that for an update huh?I'm very tired.
>>25614412
I love that fuckin image.
Well someday soon my friends, this ride will come to an end, but we can't just get in line again
>>25618509
God dammit Riggy I love you manall the homo
These updates got me really feeling it.
>>25618380
>12861/2000
>at least seven posts
Damn Riggy, you meant it.
>>25618428
But how could sheholdyourhandwith herhoofif she doesn't havefingersAnon?
>>25618447
>tfw I skype with that guy
He's pretty chill.
>>25618509
It's a damn good update Riggy, poor Rarara.
>>25618560Good
>>25618591
This is what I get for not visiting any threads until recently. Don't worry we don't have to talk about my shit taste in music.
>>25618574
Tell him an anon has never seen his shit, and wants to.
>>25618495
Oh shit just found this tsundere thread
RiggyRag and his applehorse girlfriend.
>>25618669
Welcome to the O'hana. I hope you enjoy what you find here, and I hope you get even a smidgen happier from it.
>>25618574
You remember Running Anon? I'm friends with him on steam and we chat from time to time. He's still running!
Alright guys, I need to go to bed now. I got up at 5:30 this morning, and I've stayed up for about 18 and a half hours now.
Man, look at this lively, happy, loving, and all around amazing thread we've got here. It's good to be back.
I'll be back tomorrow to continue the story for everyone.
Thank you all for your wonderful support, patience, and comments. It means the absolute world to me.
So goodnight my O'hana, and remember!You're special.
Yes you! You really are someone incredible!
Even if you think you're just a plain old nobody, you're actually truly a unique individual that the world desperately needs.
I know it's hard to believe sometimes, but you'll just have to trust me on this one.
There's just not enough people like you out there.
Because you're special.
You're special and I love you.
>>25618787
God I love this picture, and god I love you. I love this thread and all these lovely people lovingly posting in it.LOADSAHOMO
>>25618660
You've already gotten the link to the sharing minds with ponies thing, but there's more
http://pastebin.com/u/WriteLurker
Haven't really been in the mood to just sit down and write as of late, even if I generally enjoy it a lot when I do.
Don't quite enjoy the results if I go back and read them, generally speaking, but I know others do.
Tsundere is worst dere, but I've been warming up to it over the years, I guess. I remember getting maximum turned off on the trope after reading Love Hina and finding the main character was a colossal bipolar bitch.
Speaking of deres, I also did a yandere rarara story a while back too.
>>25618626
I'm good, generally speaking, glad to see people don't hate my writing.
Without saying too much, Quadsikins has much more life, spring and spice in his writing than I do, I find. I envy him that.I really should be in bed, but between skyping and playing Binding of Isaac, I'm 2comfy
>>25618787
Yep, and glad to hear it!I'm actually in the Twimom Steam Group myself, not under this name though. Got a10 on my list though.Love you too Riggy.
>>25618897
Y'all hush, you haven't seen the bullshit writing I've pulled out on my one attempt that I remember. Was completely insane, it was literally hell. Ask Fruitanon if he's still lurking/writing here, he possibly remembers.
>>25619072
Heh. Glad to be around, I do enjoy writing, and /mlp/ isn't too bad, I suppose, even if it's maybe a bit too /r9k/ for my tastes nowadays.
As for what inspires me...shit, I just need a gimmick and a way to approach it that I like.
And waifus, of course.
Can't not have waifus.
>>25619105
I admittedly haven't seen the piece of writing you're talking about, but I've caught glimpses of the way you express yourself.
I am full of anticipation over how this story is going to end. I'm surprised there hasn't been more arguing over it.Team Bookhorse go!
>>25618509
keep it up riggityragity
>>25618480
harem ending confirmed
bomb
For based Riggy we shall never die.
Currently in class, then I have work after. But after all that I can write.
Also, it appears >>25618319 and another friend of ours was banned for some reason.
To that friend who is banned and possibly lurking, I miss you already.
>>25620216
That's a possibility, or they might continue fighting it out, or maybe they'll give up!Or maybe something else will happen all together!
>>25623340
I like your story so far.>To that friend who is banned and possibly lurking, I miss you already.
not knowing how to evade the ban in less than 1 minute
>>25623340This is banned anon.
Not sure why but it seems mods popped in last night and banned anybody who posted an image of Starlight for whatever reason.
Anyhow, I'm still here
>>25618509
Mang, it's excellent.
I am dying at work, but my boss is convinced I'm drawing shit for him.In reality I've been drawing drawfag funtime winners.
Here is the first one! Pinkie and Anon enjoying Thanksgiving together and enjoying some pie.
Well, Pinkie might be enjoying it a bit more than him.I don't remember who asked for this. I hope you're still around.
>>25625935
Since I'm going to lurk this General til it's many great conclusions I'm just going to throw a name on myself to be more recognizable.
And no matter what. I'm always lurking.If pie throws pie at you is it murder?
>>25626591One more thing: this is the pinkie anon from before who was in fact, unfortunately banned.
>>25627035
He's right. I did this and not only did it do as promised. I also got a 4chanGOLD account for lfe too.
>>25625935
I am back at home and writing again!
>>25627294
Welcome home Riggy!
>>25627294
Welcome back riggy
>>25627035
i tried this and it actually works
>>25627294
>>25617945
>Pic reminded me of Rick
I'd Like To Get Schwifty uh-huh
I'd Like To Get Schwifty in here
Only a small chunk of the larger update I'm still working on. I just wanted to give you guys something to chew on in the meantime.
>>25618495
>A wave a relief washes over you as the sound of pouring water fills the room.
>After Rarity went upstairs to clean herself up after your little moment there, you realized your bladder was bursting at the seams.
>Too much cider!
>But it feels incredible as you let it all out.
>It's the kind of relief that makes you sigh out loud.
>You tuck jr. back into your jeans and zip up your fly before flushing.
>Rarity's bathroom is exactly as you would expect it to be: Purple and fashionable.
>Plenty of designer towels, and the smell of lavender is especially strong here.
>You half-crouch to wash your hands in the sink.
>You really have to lean down to look in the mirror.
>A spot sticks out at you.
>You squint your eyes.
>On the back of your shirt you see a black smudge across your right shoulder.
>You lean in to get a better look at it.
>It appears to be mascara.
>You don't know the first thing about make up, but you know that mascara bleeds like crazy when someone is crying.
>That must be why Rarity needs to, 'clean up' after all of that.
>Make up must be such a chore. You feel bad you ruined how done up she was tonight.
>You hope she wasn't thinking of going out.
>Or worse, expecting someone.
>You turn to the towels.
>Many of them are flourished and look very expensive.
>You stare at them for a second before wiping your hands on your jeans.
>Yeah, fuck that.
>You're not playing Russian roulette, hoping you don't use a towel you aren't supposed to or some shit.
>Only winning move is to not play...
>>25628776
>...
>...
>...
>You pull the wet towel down off your face, taking the rest of the make up with it.
>You look in the mirror into your own blue eyes.
>Your mane droops down from the shower you just took.
>Normally you would take precautions before going to bed in order to keep your mane springy for the morning.
>But right now, you have no intentions of such things.
>You levitate a brush over and begin combing through your mane.
>Naturally it is straight with a few waves, but you haven't worn it like that since you were a teenager.
>You sigh.
>It doesn't look so bad.
>You continue combing, looking deeply into yourself.
>It seems that your emotions got the better of you back there.
>Embarrassed is an understatement.
>But you're not quite sure whether this was a good or bad thing yet.
>It felt... nice to let it out.
>When Anonymous spoke about how Twilight was having a hard time lately, it made you realize something about this whole situation.
>You started it with the thought that Twilight could never like him as much as you do...
>But the way he described her talking to him, having trouble getting her points across...
>It fell very familiar.
>And you realized how much of a villian you must have seemed like.
>You don't mean to be selfish, you're the element of generosity after all.
>But just this once... you thought you could look after yourself first.
>The sink drips lightly near you.
>You take a deep breath.
>>25628776
>You're not playing Russian roulette
>Only winning move is to not play...
You hinting at something there, Riggy?
>>25628794
>The smell of his hug still lingers on your coat.
>You think back to his strong grip.
>His reassuring whispers.
>And his warm body.
>You look back at your reflection.
>He said he understood you, right?
>He said that standing your ground doesn't make you a bad friend.
>And if he understands that...
>...then maybe you're not as in the wrong as you thought.
>And perhaps a competition between the two of you is the best solution after all.
>You nod at yourself in the mirror.
>Yes, this is the proper way of dealing with the situation.
>But now you at least know how Twilight feels too.
>It changes your view, if nothing else.
>Even if you lose to her...
>At least you know she feels the same way you do.
>You tap your hoof against the marble counter of your sink.
>You glance at the stairs to the first floor.
>He's down there still.
>And he's waiting for you.
>But you know he has someplace to be, somepony to talk to, some project to get done.
>You look at the clock on the wall.
>8:55pm
>It's still early, but you feel rather spent after today.
>You wouldn't mind laying down in your bed, curling up with a good book.
>You sigh.
>You wouldn't mind laying down and curling up with HIM, either.
>But, baby steps.
>Baby steps.
>If you play your cards right, perhaps you can get that desire.
>Only time will tell.
>>25628807
I think he's saying that Rarara is totally the kind of gal with enough attention to detail and a social-customs stick up her ass that would get salty if she found out you accidentally dried your hands off with her shower towel.Maybe that's not what he's saying though, but I think that at least so whatever.
>>25628918
Dual meanings are a thing you know.
>>25628807
Anon is a rogue AI and Rarity's towels just prevented a nuclear war?
>>25628944Bingo
>>25628808
Interesting to see the rarity perspective.
Are we going to look into twilight next or are we going to see rarity go down on an unsuspecting nonny?
>>25628980
>are we going to see rarity go down on an unsuspecting nonny?
>see rarity go down on an unsuspecting nonny?
>go down on an unsuspecting nonny?
>go down on
>>25628808
>...
>...
>You tighten the laces on your new shoes.
>They are remarkably comfortable, like you've been breaking them in for weeks.
>It's a perk of being Rarity's friend to get some of the best craftsmanship.
>You still don't know what she wants you to do to repay her.
>But you'll make sure to give her back interest for being so understanding today.
>She's a good friend.
>You just hope you were a good friend tonight too.
>The sound of hooves clunking against the stairs makes you stand up straight.
>You turn to spot a most unusual sight.
>The little white unicorn you know so well has changed her appearance a final time for the night.
>This time into something you've never seen before.
>Her mane hangs down, obscuring part of her face as she makes her way to you.
>She doesn't have any make up on, and she has less eyelashes than you remember.
>You can't really place why, but she somehow looks better like this.
>Something about the natural feel to it.
>She stands in front of you and looks up.
"How are you feeling Rarity?"
>She smiles at you.
>"Better. Thank you darling." she says, her posh accent fading.
>It's weird, but she almost appears to put on a show when she's out and about.
>But right here and now, she feels a little more real.
>You can tell a lot about a person by how they act when they're tired and beaten from a day's hard work.
>It takes a lot of character to keep face, even when you don't feel like it.
>It's a nice change, actually.
>But maybe that's just your opinion.
>>25629374
>You smile down at her.
"I'm glad. You know I'm always here to help if you need somebody to talk to." you say reassuringly.
>She blushes and looks down at her hooves.
>"I know..." she mumbles.
>You spot a small smile.
>But it doesn't last, and she still seems a bit troubled.
>You should change the subject..
"Oh! You said you would tell me how to repay you for these stellar shoes!"
>She looks back up at you.
>"Hmm? Oh, I hadn't thought of it very much honestly..." she says looking at the ceiling.
>You crouch down to her.
"You name it, I'll do it." you say with a smile.
>She smiles warmly at you.
>"In that case, would you like to get some coffee with me tomorrow afternoon?" she asks, batting her eyes.
>You scratch your chin.
"You want me to pay for a coffee in exchange for these shoes? Seems like I'd be short changing you then."
>She scrunches her face
>"It's your company that I'm trading for, you buffoon!" she squeaks.
>You chuckle
"Why didn't you just say so?" you laugh.
>Her face turns red
"Of course I'll go with you! I'll come here right after work." you say happily.
>An uncontrollable smile springs across her face.
>"W-Wonderful!" she say, looking down a little.
>You look down yourself.
>Silence fills the candle lit boutique for a few minutes.
>Something strange washes over you, and the next thing you know you're hugging Rarity again.
>She seems surprised by it herself.
>But that doesn't stop her from accepting it full-heartedly.
>>25629384
>She holds you tightly around your neck.
>You hold her against your chest tightly as well.
>It's a mystery as to why you did it.
>Maybe it's just because it feels so nice.
>Warm and caring.
>It's odd, but you really don't get enough hugs like this.
>Sure you get plenty of hugs from your friends, but they aren't usually so tender.
>This is the sort of hug you can only get by being there for someone when they need you.
>You're glad you can experience such an embrace.
>After a little while you break the hug, placing Rarity gently back on her hooves.
>You stand up straight and bend over.
>She looks confused as you boop her nose, causing her face to turn rosy.
"You should get some sleep tonight. You've been up for a long time, and working hard for most of it."
>She looks at you with tired, yet happy eyes.
>She smiles and looks at your feet.
>You turn and head for the door.
"I'll be back tomorrow right after work." you say, waving your hand behind you.
>"You promise not to make a lady wait?"
>You chuckle.
"I will certainly do my best." you say as you open the door.
>Rarity starts to head up her stairs, peering behind to watch you leave.
>"Goodnight, Anon." she says in a near whisper, putting out the last of the candles with her magic.
>You close the door slowly behind you.
"Goodnight, Rarity." you say just before the door closes the gap between it and the frame.
>It clicks behind you, and you turn to face the night.
>You feel tired, partly because of the cider and partly because of all the running around.
>But you can't sleep yet.
>You have two drunk pones to look after.
>And there's no way in hell they sobered up by now.
>They were gone.
>With your new shoes you put a little more pep in your step as you rush off to the bar.
>>25629398
Okay guys, the bad news is I need to go to bed. I have to get up early tomorrow. I know I didn't post as much as usual, but I'll have to blame work for that.
But the good news is I don't have work tomorrow AND I can stay up late.
So more to come tomorrow, but for now I must sleep.
Goodnight everyone.
>>25629437
Night Rigster, sweet dreams,no homoand see ya soon.
>>25629437
Thank you based riggy.
>>25629437night riggybrah this story and the solaris one are the best ones yet.
>>25629437
Take care until next time based Riggy
>>25629453
>no homo
What are you, some sort of faggot?
>>25630438
You're right.all the homo
>>25630438
>>25630581
Faggot
>>25630624
>implying my implying
Fuck off m8
Bump
>>25629437
Good stuff.
Cozy as... a pillow.
bump
>>25610218
bump!
I think i l-lo... love you Riggy. Stupid! Why are you making me write this? Idiot!
Currently in class. I'll be writing and drawing later tonight! I even did all my homework this morning so I won't be TOO distracted.
>>25635769
Awesome!
Also, will all the drawings be made in colour eventually? Not trying to rush you or anything, just curious.
Still in class. At least I'm actually modelling today.
>>25636615
Depends what you mean.
Making a simple color layer is easy af, and I could do it for a lot of the pictures I made. I'll probably do it when I have a bit more time on my hands. It is finals month, after all.
I'm also looking into actual digital painting. I've done a little in the past, but I need to figure out how it works in this new program.
>>25636760
That twi is a cute, and not a shit.
>>25636760
I want to take Twilight out and watch as she tries to dance awkwardly.
>>25636760
That's a cute twig, riggy. You should make a qt rarity for the story.
>>25637263Does this count as cute?
Once I get back from this shitty meeting I'll be writing.
>>25637993
D'awwww
>>25636760I imagine her saying "ha" and "hoo" in Johnny Bravo's voice. It makes me smile.
>>25637993Yes
Currently walking back from my meeting. Be back home soon.
>>25629374
>>25639027
I really like this picture because it's not just the generic rarity pout but it actually shows emotion.
>>25639027
THIS IS RAD DUDE! Thank you so much for this picture! I love it! When I get the chance, I'll print it out and put it on my wall.
>>25638647
Pic is my backup qt Rarity I drew.
I'm here and writing. Thank you for waiting my lovely friends.
>>25639168
if that ain't the cutest shit i ever did see
>>25636760
>>25636992
>>25637993
>>25639027
>>25639168
>>25639585
Too much cute
>>25629398
Oh it's just so cozy and cute hnngg
>>25625935
Riggs your the only writefag I've seen in my years of lurking this board who can make these faggots seem like decent human being. Basedgod bless you Riggs. Keep up the stellar work
>>25629398
>The darkness of the night against the clear stars above adds a sort of crispness to the air.
>During the day it's a little muggy, but at night it is cool and refreshing.
>Your feet grip the ground with their new rubber soles and you charge towards your destination like a soldier on the front lines.
>Running from one side of town to the other is great cardio, actually.
>Usually you get your runs in when you are delivering goods from the castle and back.
>But this time around you're picking up cargo.
>Drunk, passed out, cargo.
>You turn the corner and start to head down the road that leads to the bar.
>In the end your day of relaxation wasn't very relaxing.
>That happens a lot more than you'd expect, but it's actually kind of nice.
>There isn't much to do in that tiny shack you call home.
>Still, you didn't expect to be carting the cider sisters home.
>Oh well.
>You slow down as you approach the front door of the bar.
>The beaten sign above the double doors reads, 'The Tart Swallow'
>This place has been around for awhile.
>You push open the door.
>There are a lot more ponies at the bar now, and plenty occupying the tables.
>The same bartender sits behind the counter, cleaning the same dirty mugs.
>You come up to the bar, finding a gap between a couple of older stallions.
"Excuse me?" you beckon for her attention.
>The pony looks up at you with indifferent eyes.
"Thanks for watchin' over my friends." you say with a smile.
>She looks over to the corner table where your friends reside then look back at you.
>"Hmm. Yeah no problem." she mumbles before going back to work.
>You raise an eyebrow before shrugging it off.
>The two of them are still in the same booth, but appear to be semi-concious.
>The odd limbo state of being sober enough to function at a very basic level, but not quite sober enough to function as a person.
>So at this point they'll probably remember stuff tomorrow, but you don't expect them to stay awake for long.
>Now is your time to act.
>>25640326
>You run up to their table.
"Alright kids, time to roll" you say in a commanding voice.
>The two of them look at you with wobbly smiles, not quite able to sit up straight without leaning.
>Rainbow Dash has an eye patch drawn over one of her eyes in black marker, and Applejack has a smiley face drawn on her forehead.
>You can't tell whether someone did it to them while they were passed out, or if they started doing it to eachother when they woke up.
>Their eyes are a little drooped, but they seem at least a little coherent.
>"Anon! Anooon! Nonny-poo! Noni-non-non... how are ya?" Rainbow Dash rambles drunkenly.
>You can't help but smirk at their condition.
>But you suck it up and try to remain serious.
"I'm just fine, but it's time to leave the bar!" you repeat.
>Applejack waves at you, falling back a little as she does so.
>"Now WAH would we go an' do such a borin' thang like THAT?" she says loudly.
>Her accent gets a little heftier when she's drunk.
>You weren't aware of that.
>You stare at her directly in the eyes.
>She drunkenly stares back for an extended period.
"Because the two of you are more trashed than Pinkie's house after a New Years Eve party, and you need to get home."
>Applejack's eyes suddenly get wide, and she pushes her hooves into her face.
>"OH NO. I can't go home like THIS!" she shouts suddenly
>Several heads turn your way.
>You smile at them then turn back to Applejack, trying to calm her down.
>"If ah go back like this, ah'm sure to make Granny and Mac mad at me!" she says, words slurring together as she goes, "Anon I just CAN'T go home like this again.."
>Again?
>These drinking competitions must be a more common occurence than you thought.
>>25640337
>You shake your head with your hands up defensively.
"No way. It's against the rules for me to have guests overnight. Twilight is very strict about that stuff... why don't we just ask her if you can stay the night in the castle?"
>Immediately both of the girls look at you with angry eyes.
>"NO" they shout in unison.
>"She's worsss than mah family, Anon." Applejack stutters.
>Rainbow Dash places her chin on the table, her eyes closed.
>"Come on Anon, just let us stay the night! Why do you have to be such a fffffffffffffffdork." she slurrs out.
>You shake your head again.
"I don't know. I just-... wait... 'US'? Why are you coming?" you ask, confused.
>Rainbow Dash snorts air out of her nose.
>"You think I can FLYyyY?... In this CONDI - IT - TION?" she says, burping through a couple words.
>You scratch the back of your head.
>You figured that the pseudo-wonderbolt Rainbow Dash would be the best at flying drunk.
>But then again, you can't even stand up properly when you're drunk, so maybe aviation might be a challenge too.
>You sigh.
>There's no way you're just leaving them here, and you don't want them to get in any trouble after the fun time you had with them today.
>You lightly tap your forehead against the table with a groan.
>There doesn't seem to be an easy way out of this.
>Twilight only comes to your room for inspections, and you just had one last week.
>And if you get them out early the next morning you should be golden.
>Still, it's a hassle that must be added to your work day tomorrow.
>Yippee.
>You moan again, your face firmly pressed against the wooden table.
"This is gonna suck for me isn't it?" you grumble
>Rainbow Dash smacks you in the back in a reassuring way, you think.
>"Look on the bright side: you get to have a slumber party with the two coolest mares in tOWn..." she says with another burp or two.
>Applejack chuckles in a low tone from under her hat which she has placed over her face.
>You just groan again.
>>25639585
>>25639879
>>25640002
D'aww I love you guys.
>>25640074
Wanna know my secret?They're actually great people all the time, you just have to let them know they can be anyone they wanna be, and reassure them that you'll alwayslovethem and that as long as they try their hardest, you'll beproud of them.Because they're worth it.Just like you Anon.
>>25640413
Ilove_you too Riggy. You're the best.
>>25640074
M-maybe I'm not arobotafterall
>>25640353
Again Riggy, I come up dry on complaints or criticisms so instead I'm just going to say hnnnnng at the cute mares drunken antics.
>>25640413
You da best.
>>25640353
>For the third time tonight you have a pony hanging off your shoulder.
>And this time it is Rainbow Dash again.
>You wonder how many times you're going to have to throw this blue pony on your back in the future.
>Once a person knows they can rely on you to get them home while they're drunk, they tend to abuse that knowledge.
>Especially since she'll be so sore at you tomorrow for absolutely destroying them in that drinking competetion.
>Rainbow Dash does not take losing well.
>There are plenty of ponies out and about.
>You can feel dozens of pairs of eyes follow you as you walk down the street with Applejack under your right arm and Rainbow Dash over your shoulder.
>It's at least dark enough that probably can't tell who you're carrying when you're walking as fast as you are.
>Ponies can't keep up with your long legs, so you really coast through the crowds without much issue.
>The castle looms down the road as the silhouette of a stone tree with shining branches baring crystal fruit.
>You adjust Rainbow Dash on your shoulder again.
>She mumbles under her breath then pulls tighter on your shirt, resting her head on your shoulder.
>They're still drunk enough to not be able to walk on their own.
>Efficiently, anyway. You're sure they could manage a pretty pathetic hobble at this point.
>And as amusing as that would be to witness, you don't have time to screw around.
>There's a gap in the guard's route where you can get to your shack without any interference because they aren't anywhere near the back garden.
>You know this because...
>Well admittedly you have had to break into your shack when you forget your keys.
>And guards look down on a human kicking down a door.
>It is a LITTLE sketchy.
>They're usually gone between 10:00 and 10:15.
>You left the bar at around 10:00, so you can only hope you made it back in time.
>You slow the thumping of your feet as you approach the castle.
>>25641065
>With great grace you sneak to the back door of the garden gate.
>If you made it here in time, there shouldn't be a guard by the door right noww.
>You walk through the soft grass to minimize noise as you turn the corner of the large cobblestone wall to check the post.
>To your dismay the silver and purple armor of a Friendship Castle™ guard shines against the moonlight.
>You groan out loud and place the ponies you've been carrying back on their feet.
>It'll be awhile before the guards rotate again.
>You must have just missed the sweet spot.
>Applejack wobbles around the corner to peek at the guard.
>"Anon... why aren't we goin' inside?" she says, still having a hard time to stand.
>You shake your head.
"I don't know. If that guard sees us come in, he'll contact Twilight about me bringing home guests."
>Applejack shakes her head.
>Rainbow Dash stands up from the grass.
>"Well, don't you... don't you know the guards around here?"
>You shake your head.
"Not the night guards. I'm usually asleep. I don't know any of them. Plus the guard is really loyal, I doubt I'd be able to talk my way out of it."
>Rainbow Dash starts to sparatically hover near you.
>You step back to stay away from her swinging legs.
>Suddenly you realize she has a baseball sized rock in her front hooves.
"Uh... Rainbow... What's with the rock?"
>Rainbow Dash burps, still swaying back and fourth in the air.
>It's obvious she's having trouble maintaining her altitude.
>She smirks at you.
>"We'll just have to take care of the guard then!" she says.
>>25641086
>You nearly jump from confusion.
"WHAT?! We're not going to hurt that guard! That's crazy!" you start to spout.
>Rainbow Dash shushes you, shoving her hoof against your face.
>Her swaying causes you to get pushed back by it.
>"We're not gonna hurt him ya dork! We're just gonna throw this into the forest over there, and when... when he... uhhhh...."
>She pauses for a second, staring into space.
>"...when he... when he goes to look for the thing that made the noise.... we'll sneak in." she says, finally returning to the real world.
>You scratch your head.
>That's not a bad plan.
>Rainbow Dash lifts the rock above her head.
>You take a step back and just let it happen.
>"Applejack?" she says.
>Applejack turns around, facing away from the forest.
>Her legs point directly into the woods just in front of the guard to your left.
>If their aim is good, he should get a glimpse of the rock as it flies into the woods.
>He'll definitely investigate that.
>"Ready?" Rainbow asks
>Applejack nods.
>"PULL!" she says in a yell-whisper hybrid.
>Rainbow drops the rock behind Applejack.
>While the rock falls, Applejack fires her hind legs in a massive buck.
>Everything moves in slow motion.
>At first, it appears it will work gangbusters.
>But that was before you noticed how off center Applejack's aim is.
>She lands her blow just below and to the right of the stone.
>It spikes off her powerful legs and skyrockets up and to the left.
>Like a homerun, it appears it's going to clear the guard and fly deep into the woods past him.
>If that were the case, you could just find a new rock and you'd throw it in the woods yourself.
>But your luck isn't quite on your side tonight.
>That or god.
>Because as the rock floats above the head of the guard a bat flies directly into its arc.
>>25641095
>The stone strikes the bat with the force of a drunken apple farmer's buck, and it falls out of the sky right where the stone hit it.
>You hope the bat isn't dead as it falls out of the sky.
>The bat lands directly in front of the guard with a splat. You cringe at how terribly this plan went.
>The guard looks down at it with a confused expression before looking around.
>This is it.
>Now the guard will be to suspicious to leave his post.
>You'll have to just fess up to the guard if you want to get in, or you'll have to figure something else out.
>But just as soon as you start to come up with plan B, a metal ding rings out across the field.
>The stone bounces almost happily off the helmet of the guard, causing it to fall over his eyes and tighten down.
>The guard starts to wave his head around, trying to get his face unstuck.
>This is an opportunity.
>And before you even have time to weigh the risks your arms have already grabbed the drunk duo, and your feet have blasted off from under you.
>You quickly run to the gate just behind where the incapacitated guard is struggling with his helmet.
>He nearly has it unstuck, but as it is right now it has his ears pinned too.
>You toss the ponies over the small fence by the guard post before vaulting it.
>You grab them once more and book it to your shack across the garden.
>>25641102
Now, commence drunken snuggles!
>inb4 Anon falls for Dash and AJ or vice versa
>>25641102
>The door handle barely turns on your rickety wooden cabin before you burst inside, slamming it behind you.
>You drop the two ponies on the floor and quickly look out the small window to the left of the wooden door.
>Nobody followed you, and the garden appears still.
>You let out a sigh of relief and slowly slide down to the ground with your back against the door.
>You feel like you just pulled off a heist.
>Which you sort of did.
>Except you snuck in living contraband instead of making off with some money.
>Applejack and Rainbow Dash both lie on the ground where you dropped them, breathing heavy and slowly.
>All the excitement, combined with their still intoxicated state, has really drained them.
>You look at the eyepatch over Rainbow's eye.
>You stare at it for a little while, listening to the peeping frogs in the distant swamp and the chirping crickets in the garden.
>The sounds of a summer evening are soothing to say the least.
>You sigh, standing once more.
>Your job isn't quite over yet.
>But this part you don't mind so much.
>You kick off your shoes to the side of the door.
>They've served you well for their first day on the job.
>The socks come with them and once more you're bare footed.
>You look over your small living quarters.
>The room couldn't be more than 15x15 with a small half kitchen a mere 10 feet away from your small, cot, bed.
>On the walls you hang a few treasures you've amassed over time.
>A mask from Zecora, a couple horns from Yak Yakistan, courtesy of Pinkie Pie, a couple large iron tools that you keep on the walls for work, lots and lots of hanging plants, and of course a helmet of the royal friendship guard.
>You make so many helmets that it only feels right to have one of your own.
>The wooden room would feel drab and dreary without any furnishing, but the cultural bits and bobbs mix with the lively green plants you have to give the room the illusion of life.
>Yes, this little place is not so bad once you get used to it.
>>25641986
>You travel to the only room other than this one: The bathroom.
>It's small and only contains a sink, small bathtub/shower combo, and a toilet.
>Other than the toiletries, the entire bathroom is tiled with white hexagons that have yellowed over time.
>You sit on the edge of the bath tub and plop your feet in.
>You turn on the water and grab a wash cloth and start scrubbing the dirt off your feet.
>They've nearly turned black from how much gunk you picked up on them.
>After a few minutes, however, they are squeaky clean.
>Satisfied with your work, you take another wash cloth and wet it under the sink.
>You head back into your bedroom and fill up a glass of water in the small kitchenette.
>You crouch down to the two ponies lounging on your floor.
>With a light prod to ear to annoy Applejack back to being awake, you take her hat off her head and slide the glass of water over to her.
"Drink that while I deal with Dash, okay?" you say with a smile.
>She lazily looks at the glass then back at you.
>Without a word she nods and slides the glass closer to herself, sipping in a little at a time.
>You grab Rainbow Dash from under her arms and drag her towards yourself.
>You sit with your legs crossed and bring her into your lap.
>She groans at you and struggles a bit, but she never opens her eyes.
>She puts a hoof in your chest, keeping you from holding her closer.
>You shake your head with a smile.
"Come on... stop fussing. I'm just trying to help here." you say in a motherly coo.
>She flops on her back in your lap and stops resisting.
>She looks at you with squinted eyes and sticks her tongue out at you.
>A normal person would probably put the tongue back in their mouth after a few seconds, but she seems to have forgotten it's hanging out.
>You roll your eyes and pick up the wash cloth.
>You bring it up to her eye as she moves away slightly.
>With one arm you wrap around her, supporting her head towards your other hand with the wash cloth.
>>25642006
>You gently rub it against her face just below the eye.
>As soon as you start doing it, Rainbow Dash relaxes in your arms.
>She isn't talking very much, mostly just grumbles.
>But then again, it's later than you thought it was.
>Almost 11:15! And these two are still drunk...
>You rub the washcloth over her eye and brow, scrubbing out the eyepatch that was drawn into her fur.
>You also wrap the cloth around each of her hooves, getting rid of any grime left there.
>She occasionally kicks, but her small hooves don't take long to sparkle.
>You release your hold on Rainbow.
"There. All done. That wasn't so bad, huh?" you say as you rinse the wash cloth in the sink behind you.
>The appliances were made for ponies, so it's low enough to reach, even when sitting down.
>When you turn back to your lap you realize Rainbow hasn't budged. In fact, she's snuggled up to the bowl your legs make.
>You shake your head and slowly lift her before standing up.
>You bring her over to your bed and attempt place her down.
>She grips your arm with her hooves and hind legs with astounding tightness.
>You try to shake her off, but she's on there really well.
>It must be a habit picked up from sleeping in trees all the time.
>You carefully, yet firmly, push her off your arm and onto the bed.
>This unfortunately wakes her from her peaceful sleep.
>She sits up on your bed, a little dazed by her change in location.
>You meet her concious self with a glass of water as well.
"Drink up. You'll thank me tomorrow."
>She blinks a few times.
>"Ohkay... alright..." she says quietly.
>You walk back over to Applejack who has been waiting patiently by her empty glass.
>You sit down in front of here.
>She looks up at you with tired eyes.
>But she still beams at you.
>You motion to your lap.
"C'mere." you say in a whisper.
>She takes a few steps into your lap before flopping right in.
>>25642018
>You take the wash cloth and scrub her forehead hard.
>The marker washes away, but it takes a little elbow grease.
>You flip her over to her back to get to her hooves.
>She starts to chuckle as you do it.
>You wash her hooves as she kicks to her giggle fit.
>You can't help but to start laughing too.
"Would- Would you-- No don't- That's haha, no that's not helping!" you say, chuckling thoughout.
>She calms down as you finish up.
>You toss the wash cloth in the sink to be cleaned again, and put her glass on the counter.
>You lift her up and bring her over to the bed.
>Rainbow Dash's hind legs stick out from under the covers, but her top half is completely covered by the blankets.
>It's as if she started to burrow underneath the covers, then got tired and just stopped halfway.
>You smirk and place Applejack on the bed, picking up Rainbow's glass as you do.
>You walk over to the sink and drop the glasses in, then head to the bathroom.
>The mirror stares deep into your eyes as you brush your teeth quickly.
>Just because you have guests doesn't mean you have to skip your habits.
>You get your teeth clean and wash your face before heading back to the bedroom.
>The two ponies have made their way under the covers, though Applejack seems to have gotten the pillow.
>Rainbow Dash has gotten the rest of her body under the covers, but her head hangs off the side of the bed upside down.
>Now it's your turn.
>You pop your shirt off and throw it in a basket by your dresser.
>Next you remove your jeans, stripping down to your boxers.
>You hear giggles coming from the bed behind you.
>You decide to ignore it and put on a pair of black sweat pants.
>You lazily throw on an under shirt and walk to the side of your bed.
>The two ponies relax in your large bed, obviously happy to be there.
>>25642025
"Everybody good? Got enough blankets?" You ask tenderly.
>The two of them nod at you with great exaggeration.
>They might have caused you quite a hassle so far, but they're still your close friends.
>And it feels nice to do something good for your friends.
>You sigh.
"Great. Then with that let's hit the hay." you say as you blow out the candle left by your bed.
>You sit down on the soft carpet next to your bed and retrieve a spare pillow and blanket from underneath.
>You start to set up the blanket and pillow for a make-shift bed on the ground when something starts tapping against the back of your head.
>You turn around to be greeted with Applejack's big green eyes.
>"You aren't plannin' on sleepin' on the ground are ya?" she asks.
>A smile crawls across your face.
"That's the plan! You two can have the bed."
>Applejack shakes her head.
>"Nope. That just ain't right. Ya come on up in here." she says in a rather sober way.
>You raise an eyebrow.
"I couldn't possibly make you two sleep on the ground."
>She laughs.
>"That ain't what I'm implyin', sugarcube." she says softly.
>You feel yourself blush.
"What? Share a bed with the two of you? Isn't that kind of... I don't know... scandalous? Or something?"
>She blows a razzberry in the air.
>"Shoot, nothin' wrong with sharin' a bed with yer friends. Besides, you're mighty comfortable..." she says, trailing off at the end.
>You do have work tomorrow.
>And you really prefer sleeping in your bed.
>If there's really no harm...
>You stand up.
"You sure? I don't want the two of you yelling at me when you're sober tomorrow."
>Rainbow Dash pops her head out from under the covers again.
>"We won't, just get in you nerd!" she says, tired and annoyed.
>You shrug.
>>25642034
>The only one putting up a fight its you.
>May as well just go for it.
>You carefully sit on the bed, allowing the ponies to get on either side of you.
>You place your legs under the covers and lie down flat.
>Rainbow Dash pulls the covers up as she comes up to put her head on your chest.
>Applejack does the same.
>You naturally wrap your arms around them.
>It's just what feels comfortable.
>And after all the movement comes to a stop, you feel comfortable and warm.
>You sigh.
"Well then... goodnight you two!" you say quietly, your heavy eyelids finally closing.
>You feel a hoof press against your face.
>"Goodnight Anon. Thanks for the whole babysitting thing..." she says in barely a whisper.
>Applejack grunts in agreement.
>Rainbow Dash's hoof falls limp, and the two of them are fast asleep in mere minutes.
>You start to feel yourself go too.
>The crickets are chirping.
>The frogs peeping in the echoed distance.
>Rainbow Dash breathes slowly on your right, her ear twitching on occasion.
>Applejack's heart beat is slow and pounds lightly against your chest.
>And you feel tired and happy, surrounded by two friends that care about you.
>There are worse ways to fall asleep.
>>25642045
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.
Riggy so based, the japs want to kamikaze his harbor.
>>25642045
Welp, I made another super update by accident.
That was A LOT of writing.And it was wonderful.
That's all for me tonight. I'm up way past my bedtime, but it was worth it to get some delicious green out here.
Remember when that Anon said this was gonna be a dead thread?HA
I hope you all enjoyed today's updates. I'll be back tomorrow, but perhaps not in the same capacity. I'll make sure to write something and draw something at the very least.
Dang, I drew two pictures and wrote 12-13 posts worth of green today. I was productive.
Goodnight my O'hana. I'll see you all tomorrow.
>>25642079
I love youhomo^2
Dash and AJ are along for the ride now. This is gonna be one hell of a clusterfuck, ain't it?
>>25642079
HNNNNNGG!!
>>25642079
Riggy u r fuckin perfect m8.
you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't fucking know. i want this to not sound gay, but you are fucking perfect, Riggy.
ty for listening
>>25642833
>dat almost Nujabes lyric
What that anon said.
>>25642079
I want t-to kiss you, if you d-don't mind...
>>25642079
I guess I can't word it better than >>25642833 but you truly are fucking perfect. I connect with everything you write in a beautiful way and you are an incredible person.
I was wondering? Do you write anon how you would handle situations in equestria?I wish I was a drawfag so I could illustrate that beautiful scene.
I want a book on how to be Riggy, great writefag, solid drawfag, 10/10 guy, how does he do it?
>>25644474Pagan dark magic
>>25642045
>>25642092
I love you too.0homo x 10^17
>>25642099
There's always a possibility of clusterfuckage in times like these.
>>25642243I really hope I don't end up killing you with this shit.
>>25642833
Woah nelly, I don't really know how to respond to this!
I guess my first reaction is to feel a little guilty about it. Perfect is such a strong word, but I understand the sentiment that you are implying.
Because nobody is perfect, as we all know, and perfection is truly subjective.
But what you imply is that I am everything you want in RiggyRag, and that I set a high standard. I may not be perfect, but I'm everything you want and need me to be.
And you know something?
That way you view me?That's exactly how I feel about all of you.
Thank you Anon. I appreciate every letter, and I've saved the comment to my hard drive for when life gets me down.
>>25643797
Thanks Anon. You're a pretty stand up guy.
>>25644062
I've been told I'm a pretty good kisser.Wanna see for yourself?
>>25644118
Thanks Banny. And to answer your question, yes mostly.
Of course Anon handles situations very well, and he is a little more of a space cadet than I am. I am at least a little aware of the concept that someone is flirting with me. Only a little though, trust me.
It's hard to be the same way in real life as I am on here, but I try my damn best! And all your supportfills me with DETERMINATION
>>25644474
I'd like a book on it myself! Maybe I could figure out some stuff too. I'd offer some advice, but I doubt that you're looking for it.
>>25644659It's actually Satanist Greater Magic
Currently in class, counting the hours until I get out.
>>25645773
>Currently in class, counting the hours until I get out.
Sounds like it's time to play RIGGYQUEST(tm)! The CYOA we play between posts to get senpai to notice us. Shall we begin?
>You are anonhorse
>The most tsun of all horses
>The object of your affection keeps spinning his wonderful stories of hope and love and dreams
>with just a slight dusting of whimsy
>But although all the other pones bother him, they just blend into the crowd
>They're... anonymous, if you will
>But not you!
>No!
>You're going to stand out to Riggy-senpai and show him you care!
>You're gonna declare your love to him, and then he'll sweep you off your hooves to better days!
>You're gonna do this by....
(1) Loudly saying you could write a better story
(2) Laughing cruelly whenever he says he's stuck
(3) Complaining bitterly whenever he says he needs some time for family - YOU'RE ALL THE FAMILY HE NEEDS
(4) Renegade Option
(5) Doubt
>>25646162
4: homoerotichandholding
>>25646162
Last CYOA I tried, Renegade options were always the way to go,That whole CYOA was a trapLooks like I'm voting RENEGADE.
>>25646162
>>25646195
>>25646200
>You nod as the voices form a consensus: Go RENEGADE
>That would mean
>Telling R-riggy
>Th-that... that you... that youfancy him
>Your face gets hot just thinking about it
>That's just WAY too lewd! That's how you get invitations tolay in a canoe as he paddles you down a calm stream, singing sweet nothings to you in the spring sun
>And your momma warned you about those kinda guys!
>but... maybe
>I-if it's R-riggy... it won't be so bad?
>Y-yeah...
>OH
>Oh he's about to post!
>You quickly shove your way past these lesser horses to the front, for the glory of-
>>25639168
>O-oh...
>I-it's...beautiful
>a-an Uncouth qt, if you do say so yourself
>And you're not talking about dress horse
>Opening your mouth to comment, you say
(1) I think you're just Dandy!
(2) I think you could've done better....
(3) I think you should put the tablet down and do something worthwhile with your life. Have you thought about going to the middle east and giving your life for Aiur?
(4) Use the Legendary Comment (x1)
(5) Doubt
>>25646262
1. Space Riggy, is a dandy Rigsin space
>>25646262
>>25646300
>The only voice responding to your CYO-
>eer
>Dubs demands you tell him he's dandy
>In the most professional and regal manner that you can muster, because he deserves nothing le-
"eeee Riggy you're Dandy, baby~"
>He smiles and waves at you
>And for a moment, your heart stops - he-he noticed you
>He noticed YO-
>Another dumb horse waves back, and Riggy gives him that same smile
>That was..
>that was supposed to be YOUR smile
>That was your way in!
>Your nose begins to scrunch as you realize
>He didn't notice you AT ALL
>Drastic times call for drastic, foolish measures
(1) Use the Legendary Comment (x1)
(2) Throw a folding chair
(3) Use the meme arrows
(4) Being ignored by Riggy-senpai fills you with DETERMINATION
(5) Doubt
>>25646521
4. I am determined as FUCK to have Riggy notice me.
>>25646521
4. Senpai will notice us!
>>25646521
4. We are determined, we will do this!
>>25646521
FOLFING CHAIR THROW DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES!
>>25646666
*FOLDING
FUCK
>>25646666
Guys,
I can confirm Satan does not like Folding Chairs.
We will now have collapsing Folfing chairs.
>>25646521
D E T E R M I N A T I O N
>>25646521
>Your eyes close
>To a thin line
>Your mouth
>Also forms a thin line
>The thought of Riggy-senpai one day noticing you...
>fills you with [DETERMINATION]
>Your HP is at max!
>But, uh....
(1) Is this a genocide run?
(2) Is this a pacifist run?
>As you debate on whether or not goatmom will love you, Riggy begins to post anew
>>25641065
>Naturally, you are enthralled
>Look at how he weaves those words together
>How his plump, kissable lips move wi-
>NO
>NO YOU ARE FILLED WITH FOCUS AND DETERMINATION!
>You're gonna interrupt him and FINALLY get him to notice you by
(1) Genocide
or
(2) Pacifist>Are you going to have a bad time?
>>25646807
PAcifist! pacifist! oh god not the genocide.
>>25646807
Pacifist!
>>25646807
Genocide.
Crush the competition.
>>25646807
We're going to have agreattime being a_________pacifist
>>25646807
Pacifist, if Riggy ever finds out we murdered everyone he'll think we're yandere for him.
>>25646807
Genocide Battle with Riggy
>Battle startshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4VNZdsjveE
>'The air feels warm..."
>You miss your first swipe.
"You've really been busy, huh?"
>'Smells like DETERMINATION'
>Second miss
"The entire underground is empty thanks to you."
>He doesn't attack.
>'Smells like green'
>Third miss.
"It's so very empty. And I have to wonder if it really is you..."
>'Riggy looks into your heart'
>Fourth miss
"You're not a bad person. I know that..."
>*'Smells like DETERMINATION'
>Fifth miss
>Battle music cuts to sad musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlKHChbEcps
"We all have good in us. I haven't met anyone that doesn't"
"Come on Anon."
"Let's just go home."
>*'Riggy is sparing you.'
>...
>Sixth miss
"...."
"Please stop Anon."
"We need to stop this."
>*'Riggy is sparing you.'
>Seventh miss.
>Music stops.
". . ."
"You're better than this."
"Please."
"Just come home."
"I don't know why you must kill"
"But I know that you won't be happy after all this."
". . ."
"I want you to be happy."
>*'Riggy is saving you.'
>[FIGHT]
>'You attempt to fight, but something tugs at your soul'
"Please Anon..."
>*'Riggy is saving you.'
>[FIGHT]
>Eight miss
"...."
"...."
>*...
>Ninth miss
>Riggy bows his head
"I can't save you this way..."
"So I'll have to save you from yourself."
>Riggy lifts his head
"I still love you, ya know. And it takes a lot of love to do this."
> Square frame becomes a circle as a spiraling bullet hell flies towards your soul.
>You narrowly dodge the spinning projectiles
"No escape."
>New music starts up as Riggy bobs in placehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOAvGRaKAjM
>*Riggy is D E T E R M I N E D to save you.I really wanted to write this. I love this CYOA. I laughed out loud in class when I first saw it.
I'm still in class, but I just realized how easy it would be to CYOA an Undertale spoof for realsies.
>>25646807
>Genocide it is!
>By that you mean,
>Genocidically peaceful...
>yeah. Still got it.
>...shutup you're not horsemarried to me you're not my real waifu
>Oh! Riggy - Riggy's turning towards you
>It must be the sheer amount of [DETERMINATION] you possess
>>25647245
>Wh-
>What? He - he's talking to you
>He's also dodging yourcombat hugs
>Dangit you were trained by navy seals in al quesadilla for this
>"So I'll have to save you from yourself."
>Fucking RIGGY
"I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAVE ME-"
>*Riggy is D E T E R M I N E D to save you.
>You barely dodge the LOVE pellets
"I WANTED YOU TO NOTICE ME, YOU BUTT!"
Riggy's being the better marshmellow horse. WHAT DO?!
(1) Dance inappropriately to Riggy's battle music
(2) Flail your kickyhooves in the air at him
(3) Lewdly eat a bisicle
(4)CALL GOATMOM AND TELL ON RIGGY
>>25647320
2, everyone loves kickyhooves
>>25647320
2. Kickyhooves are only true option
>>25647320
we gotta dance it's the only way we can dodge Riggy's LOVE pellets
>>25610218
I like it. I'll jump on it when I get home, I've got a good one for anon demasculating Rainbod Dash before...
>>25647245I'm back and writing.
>>25647626
Side-note, sent you an email.
>>25647962
Got it!
>>25648041
My Rigga
>>25645773
>>good kisser
B-but i'm a guy, if that's o-ok with you...
>>25648518
Hey, I'm a guy too!We already have so much in common.
>>25648553
>>25648518
Kinky!
>>25648518
>>25648553
Oh my...
>>25648553
That's just adorable.
>>25642045
>Everthing feels warm and fuzzy as you come back to conciousness.
>Your arms are still wrapped around two ponies, one of which has been drooling on your chest.
>The sounds of birds out your window fills your ears with pleasant songs.
>You open your eyes and look around a little
>It must be early because there's a coolness in the air that only summer mornings can have.
>You look down at the ponies you're holding close.
>Applejack was the drooling culprit.
>It's actually kind of adorable to see her breathing slowly with her mouth wide open against you.
>Rainbow Dash clings to your side like she did to your arm before.
>That must be a big thing for her when she's sleeping.
>You adjust yourself so you're sitting more upright.
>There's no need to get up quite yet.
>Work doesn't start until 8am.
>The clock on the wall says 6:45.
>You should be golden.
>You have an oddly overwhelming feeling to scratch them behind the ears and pet their manes while they snooze.
>It takes a lot of resistance, and in the end you end up with your hands on their manes, lightly stroking them until they wake up slowly.
>The two of them look up through drooping eyes.
>Rainbow Dash yawns and looks up at you.
"Good morning," you say happily.
>She smiles up at you, her eyes blinking slowly and asymmetrically.
>"Mornin'" she mumbles.
>Applejack smacks her lips, looking around your room.
"How did you two sleep? Well?" you ask tenderly.
>Applejack nods with a warm smile.
>Rainbow Dash curls up against you again.
>"I'm goin' back to it..."
>>25650333
>You chuckle then feel Applejack do the same.
>"Ah hear that! Ah don't even feel hungover. Bein' in the same bed as Anon must be some kind of healin' hooman magic." she says jokingly, holding your side closely.
>Human magic, sure.
>Or maybe it was the fact you made them drink water before bed so they'd be hydrated.
>Those were big glasses of water too.
>The two of them hold you on either side and snuggle up once more.
>You don't object, work isn't going anywhere.
>And besides, you feel too nice to get out of bed right now anyway.
>Soon they are snoozing again, and you stare out the window at the vibrant green grass shining in the morning sun, their dew sparkling like gems thrown across the lawn.
>You meditate like this for a while, just feeling the breathing of your friends by your sides.
>You check the clock again.
>7:30
>At this point you should probably get ready to work.
>You scoop up Applejack and place her on your right side by the wall.
>She doesn't even wake up.
>That's a pretty sound sleeper.
>Probably from living on a farm with a couple siblings.
>You learn to sleep through stuff.
>Rainbow Dash latches to your side once more.
>You grab the scruff of her neck and pull her off you.
>You plop her down on Applejack, making her instinctively grapple around her body, using her rear as a pillow.
>A chuckle escapes your lips.
>You're trying hard not to mess with them too much, but that was ridiculously adorable.
>>25650350
>The opening you just made lets you hop off the bed without disturbing the others.
>You walk to your bathroom and brush your teeth again to get rid of that morning breath.
>Once more a human stares back into your eyes.
>You never see other humans, because you're pretty sure you're the only one around here.
>It's odd, going from a place where you're the dominant species to a place where you're alone.
>You don't see human faces as you walk the streets, and it gets harder every day to remember the faces of those you once knew.
>But you can always remember your face.
>You sigh through your nose before spitting the toothpaste into the sink.
>Your razor slides across your face without resistance, shaving away your patchy beard you acquired overnight.
>Twilight enchanted it so that it would only cut hair and nothing else.
>Which is great for a razor, because there are certain things you gotta shave that will bleed a LOT if you knick them.
>You tap the hair off the razor and wash it off.
>Suddenly you hear clunking at the door.
>The two ponies on your bed sit up with surprise.
>You turn and look into the room.
>You weren't expecting visitors.
"Who is it?" you yell from the lavatory.
>Applejack and Rainbow Dash look at you then the door.
>There's a moment of pause.
>"It's the princess! I'm here for a routine, surprise living quarters inspection!" a muffled Twilight yells
>Your heart leaps into your throat.
>You turn to your two illegal guests, formulating a plan as quickly as you can.
>They look back at you with concerned eyes.
>You have to move fast.
>>25650369
"J-Just a minute!" you shout as you move towards your friends.
>You grab the two of them and head towards your cabinets above the sink.
>They have cooking supplies in them, but are otherwise pretty empty.
>Usually when Twilight does these inspections she has a couple of guards roll by and help her with it.
>But in the multiple inspections you've had they've never looked at those cabinets.
>You open them up and lift your friends inside.
>It's a snug fit, but they fit in there well enough.
>They seem confused, but you put your fingers to your lips to signal for them to be quiet.
>They nod at you as you close the cabinets again.
>It's a shame the windows in this place are all directly next to the door.
>No way they'd be able to sneak out without Twilight wondering what they are doing.
>Twilight knocks on the door a few more times and you finally run up and answer it.
>You open the door to the little purple princess who looks rather different today.
>She has her mane in a cute little bun, and she's wearing more eyeliner than you're used to her wearing.
>On top of all that, her bangs have been styled so they have more volume.
>She looks really good today, in a made-up sort of way.
>Meanwhile you're just standing there with bed head like an asshole.
"Hey boss! Sorry to keep you waiting, uh..." you say before she pushes through you into your room.
>It's only at this point that you realize she isn't accompanied by any guards.
>She walks in slowly, swishing her tail back and fourth as she enters the room.
>"Oh it wasn't a problem, I'm not very busy today." she says happily, turning back to you.
>You scratch the back of your neck.
"Yeah... I don't mean to sound rude princess-"
>"Call me Twlight, please."
>Her interruption derails your train of thought.
>She's never made that distinction before, and you almost always referred to her as princess before Twilight.
>>25650388
>Hearing her choose one over the other comes off as odd to you.
>That compounded with the fact she is here alone makes even less sense.
>A check of your entire room with only one pony checking will take forever.
>You shake your head and recover your thoughts.
"Erm, I don't mean to sound rude Twilight, but didn't I just have a random inspection like five days ago?" you ask carefully.
>She giggles to herself.
>"Oh Anon~, it wouldn't be random if I didn't get to stop by whenever I wa- erm, whenever your name is drawn from the inspection lottery... hehe" she says, looking you in the eyes.
>You scratch the back of your neck.
"I guess so. You came a little early though, shouldn't I put on some real clothes?" you ask.
>She looks you up and down and bites her lip.
>"N-No! You're fine the way you are..." she stutters a little.
>Her face glows red before she turns away to inspect your bed.
>She pokes around at it, throwing the sheets around.
>She looks at you quickly before turning away.
>"W-Would you grab me a glass of water please!" she says quickly.
>You raise an eyebrow.
>Kind of an odd and sudden request, but whatever.
>You turn to the sink and start filling the water as she inspects your bed behind you.
"You look really nice today by the wayyy..." you say, looking over your shoulder.
>You can see Twilight smelling your sheets for a moment before turning to you with a defensive look.
>"What's that face f-for, jerk?! I'm checking for... substances..." she says.
>You blink once or twice before going back to the glass you were filling.
"Okidoke!" you say.
>Pony noses are pretty strong so you don't second guess it too much.
>You wouldn't doubt if they could actually smell drugs on your bed.
>You weren't even aware there were drugs in Equestria.
>>25650400
Not that I'm complaining, but...
Not being allowed to invite other to his home, even if they're friends of Twilight?
Random inspections?
I'm just a little confused; he sounds almost more like a prisoner than a blacksmith.
>>25650333
>Starting with trips
Checkin' zem.
Also great work so far, can't wait to see if this blows up in Anon's faceeven though he did nothing wrong, just like our favorite Fuhrer, except even less wrong..
>>25650400
Riggy, I should be studying for a test that basically defines my whole collage life until now, but you sweet mother fucker got me hooked up in this story.
Please, do go on.
>>25650400
i know what she smells
>>25650400
This is ending in one way...
>>25650559
You ever live where you work? Imagine a dorm room but it's owned by your boss.
She's like his boss and his landlord all at once.
>>25651206
Can't say that I ever have.
Isn't that what Pinkie practically does?
I don't know, still sounds kinda harsh to me. But I've never even lived in a dorm, I rented my own apartment when I went to university, so I guess I just can't relate.
>>25651206
>like a landlord and boss all in one
>>25651266
>this twi does not sound fun
>>25651266
Oh fuck, I've had enough trouble with both at one time (though luckily not the same person, nor at the same time).
I can scarcely imagine what sort of nightmare that must be.
>>25651236
Security Measures for living within castle walls. He's treated the same as the guard are when it comes to living conditions. Plus being an alien species may make them take extra precautions.
>>25651347
Well, at least it didn't wanted to bone you, that's a plus
>>25651386
Well, my nightmare boss was a shrill little harpy of a woman who bullied and backtalked all of her employees, and I'm honestly not certain if she didn't also want to bone me and the two other male employees, and just decided to take the concept of 'tsundere' extremely too far.
Now my landlord, however, was a stern, humorless bara guy who I'm glad didn't want to ravage me.
>>25651458
>i've seen my good sheer of hentai in my life
> I DO NOT LIKE WERE THIS IS GOING MISS JACKSON.
>"Call HR, they may fire me but they can't un rape you"
>>25651386
>Capta is street posts
>road called "Cumnock"
>>25651502
It was foretold
>>25650400
>checking threads
>Tsundere thread
>eh, not really my thing but-
>sees your name on the writefags list
Alright, I'm in
>>25651382
give moar riggy
>>25651730
>moar
isnt that what we all want
>>25651607
Hey brother! Always good to have an old member of the O'hana drop by.
How've you been?
>>25651730
Yeah, sorry. I went to get dinner with my friends and it became a lot more time consuming than I expected.
I should be in bed right now but... I'm already way past my bed time as it is.
May as well get something out of it, yeah?
Back and writing.
>>25651890
m'nigga, as I always say, if you are going to sin, sin the all the way to hell
>>25651890
Still re-reading that "Junk Anon" story. Good stuff.
I'm on the pinkie being kind of insane one, which is pretty good even though her hitting him with the pan is turning on my alarm bells. So along with the stalker lemon zest green I'm following, I'm not in two stories involving awesome and probably super-unhealthy relationships.
Still, happy to be reading your stuff. You got some glorious greens going on, and I'm glad that you didn't disappear after an awesome story, like a lot of writefags do.
bumping just in case
I'm sorry guys, I was writing the next part but I literally fell asleep at my computer.
I'd like to say this is the first time it has happened to me.I'd like to.
So for the past hour I've just been asleep on my laptop in my dorm's study lounge. Needless to say... I didn't get a lot of writing done.
I apologize again. I'll write a lot more tomorrow to compensate, but right now I'm totally beat. No good writing happens after midnight around here.
So, for now I say goodnight, O'hana. After I get some sleep I'll get some more green up there.
>>25652540
It's cool rigsters, See ya soon!
>>25652540
Don't worry Riggy, O'hana means familly, and familly don't get mad over things like this
>>25652540
night bbconfirmed EST
>>25652619
You caught me.
Bumperino before the sleeperino
>>25648553
Than... we c-can kiss i g-guess, n-no homo.
this story is disgusting cute and it makes me want to cuddle the fuck outta apples and bluefast
>>25653736Riggy on anon action
U-unf!
Good morning bump
Bamph
now all we can do is wait for riggy to return
>>25642006
>>25642018
>>25642025
>>25642034
>>25642045
These posts about Anon taking care of them are the sweetiest stuff I have read here in an entire month.Or more.
>>25642079
>this pic
Maybe already kill me with this level of sweetness?
>>25642833
This.
>>25650388
>Putting them into cabinets
Kek
>>25651206
This.
>>25650400
Dude, I love this story.
Anon not knowing that they crave for him-So cozy and well told tale-Twilight Sparkle, the princess of tsundere.I praise your work.
>>25653736c'mere you
>>25654215
I wanna cuddle the fuck outta YOU, Anon!
>>25654224
It's only a matter of time before someone makes R34 of me.
>>25655271
Yeah. Class gets in the way. I'll be back later though!
>>25655337
Glad you're enjoying it Fappy! Thank you for the praise, I really appreciate it.<3
I'm in class right now, I'll be back to write stuff later!
>>25655777
B-But Riggy! I-I don't w-wanna argue those trips, but we can't havelewdof you, some things have to stay sacred!Oh wait, this is the internet on 4chan. Fuck, never mind then.
>>25655777
>>c'mere you
Oh... ooo-ok... p-please be gentle i-it's my first t-time...
>>25610218
No ,is yandere.
B-b-b-bump
bump for more
Remember, ur all flowers. Also I received a package.You guys get the exclusive reveal.
>>25656927
Is the giant horse dong attached to it poseable? Or is it facing that way for a specific use?
>>25656954
It's made of the same silicon that the actual toys use so, yeah it's kind a pose able.Poor Eva-01 can't possible use these.
Where is everyone?
Do we need more tsundre pictures?I-it's not that I want anyone to keep this thread alive or anythingBaka
>>25656984
The fuck is that green one, it looks like something you'd expect to find on the Covenant.
>>25657417
This pic confuses me, and gives me the idea that belly rubs heal pones.
>>25657466
It's a shark dik.
>>25657466
[Lay on Hands intensifies]
>>25657417
i dont get this picture
>>25657466
>>25657733
Look, it's obvious. In whatever world the picture is set in, Anon has the ability to heal the wounds of others by giving belly rubs.
The pony featured in the picture is reluctant to receive healing from such miraculous, albeit somewhat invasive power, due to reasons of her own.
tl;drAnon has magic fingers and the pony is pretending not to like itBaka
Winter has come. Only Riggy can bring thaw to this threadand to our hearts
Page diez bumperino
Currently caught up in alcohol related babysitting. I'm sorry I'm not back yet. I'll try to return asap.
>>25659377
Understood. We'll keep the thread alive for as long as it takes.Promises of Riggys returnFill you with determination
>>25659377
Don't worry, been there, be safe,
You know guys, I would love to write something for this thread, as a writting excersies or something like that, but I have a really big taste on monday.
I hope Next Thread, I can colaborate.
>>25659784
More green is always welcome Anon.Good luck with the test!
