>"Anon? Lil bro? i-is that you?
>>25610076
It's cold, bitch. Why the fuck was meeting outside in the snow a good idea?
>>25610076
Yes
How are you?
>>25610078
>"wanna build snow ponies?"
"Nyet"
>"Fine then. Help me build an igloo and we'll fuck senseless in it"
>bro
Aw come on. I may not be the yet, but someday I'm going to be a pretty mare just like you!
>>25610076
"Who are you, beside a cute pony?"
Yeah, i was just with Dusk, whats up?
>>25610076
"Gleamy, why are you roleplaying Hoth out here? Aren't you cold?"
>"Sorry buddy, I just can't wait for the new Star Wars movie!"
"But it's going to be shi-"
>"You shut your mouth you little spunk stain. Star Wars is awesome."
>>25610076
>>25610462
9/10. Would definitely fuck
>>25610491
Who wouldn't, really?
>>25610491
>>25610493
Would happily rail until she can't cast magic for a week.
>"Oh hi gleamy."
>"Bye gleamy.
>"Still looking for the philosophers stone, y'know alone."
>>25610543
>She's too busy with the Empire to help her little bro
...I'm sad now
>Meanwhile Gleaming shield grows increasingly worried as her younger brother begins talking to himself ins several different voices
>>25610552
>mom and dad are probably dead
>younger older sister is a princess and busy as fuck
>oldest sister is a princess and preggers
>Anonphonse wanders the world alone.
>A skeletal and horrifically warped being trapped within a suit of rusting armor
>Always looking for the ever-elusive stone.
>With waning hope he continues on, for there is nothing else he can do
>He can not feel the kiss of the sun on his coat
>He can not taste nor smell food or drink
>He does not feel the chill of a cool wind rushing over his skin
>He has no grounds to connect with others upon
>He is alone.
>Trapped in an eternal quest for an object found only in his dreams, the accursed red stone
>Being anonphonse is suffering
>>25610569
>Despite the family connections to the princes, they were of little help.
>All the knowledge over centuries of history has turned up fruitless.>tfw forever waiting on a proper story
>>25610613
did anyone ever take it to the guild?
>>25610631
I've never been to those threads so I can't say. Though I guess it wouldn't hurt to try.
>>25610645
no, guess not.
>>25610652
So... Who wants to pitch it?
>>25610692
you.
>>25610928
O-okay
>>25610175
>>25610175
>"Ah man im pregnant now."
>"Well its not like i wanted pink ass to get me pregnant."
>"He may be, but y'know, superior sparkle family genes"
>Gleaming Shield ran away from home ever since being denied entry into the Royal Guard and seeing how old fashion and lazy it was
>Her last words to you before leaving was, "I need to find my calling"
>You decided to join the Royal Guard to change it from the inside and quickly became the a Lieutenant of the Royal Guard
>Turns out you and the Princesses are of the same mindset and chose to break certain rules to give justice
>You've known about a vigilante in Equestria calling herself "Shining Shield" but chose to not put any real effort in catching her
>While you tend to break a few rules here and there, there are a lot you can't
>The vigilante, on the other hand, can break those rules and as long as she's batting 1000 and nopony dies, it's fine by you
>Personal opinions aside you must give chase after her and unfortunately for her, she was seen near your station
>After an hour long chase, you and three other guards managed to corner her in an alley
>It's sad but it looks like she'll be caught today. The three guards slowly approach her while you hang back just in case
>Something in the back of your mind is screaming at you to focus up
>That's when you notice a lot about her quickly. Her fur color, her two toned blue mane, her slightly raspy voice, her body postures
>You start to sweat before deciding to pray you are not wrong about this and quickly bonk the three guards on the back of their heads with you spear as hard as you can to knock them out
>She's rightfully confused and on guard as you casually stroll up to her
>She looks like she's ready to attack before you grab your helmet and pull it off, removing the standard guard glamour
"You better be who I think you are"
>She's stunned and removes her face mask
>"Anon? Lil bro? i-is that you?
There's a prompt. It's like Batman/Commissionaire Gordan. Have fun
>>25611361
>Have fun
Don't you fucking tell me what to do.
>>25611361
"No it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYxh1txWnhM"
>"I really fucking hate you, you know that?"
"I improved it."
>"I NOTICED!"
"Oh, come on! I don't see you in years and that's the first thing you say to me?"
>"I don't go around using amplifying magic to blow out other ponies eardrums!"
"Hey! I worked really hard on that. It took me years to get it right."
>"...Please tell me you didn't waste your training only to perfect that spell."
"...N-no."
>"I can't believe this. I go out there bust my chops protecting ponies while you were dabbling in your 'arts' to annoy others!"
"Hey I did more than that! I'm Lieutenant now!"
>"...They actually let you in? You have a high ranking?!"
"I don't just dick around all day."
>"Oh, so you do dick around all day?"
"That's not th-No..!"
>You are starting to remember why you didn't talk much to your sister before.
"Anyways... When are you gonna visit mom and dad? They miss you, you know."
>You place your helmet back on.
>"It's not that simple..."
> It never is.
"Fine then."
>With your magic you pick up the three guards from the ground.
"I have to report back, or else they'll start getting suspicious... Don't be a stranger, alright."
>That calmed her down a bit.
>"...Okay."
>She trotted up to you to give you a hug, and then teleported away from the scene.
>...Now to explain how three of the guards got knocked out.
>>25610076
"No."
>"We've been looking everywhere for you!"
"Go away."
>"Dusk misses you like crazy."
"Leave me alone."
>"And mom! Jeez, she hasn't been the same. But you're here! We can be a family again!"
"... Do you know WHY I ran away?"
>"Does it matter?"
"It does, Gleaming! It's because of dad!"
>"What did dad do?"
"... He... He...told me I was adopted."
>"Oh my Celestia..."
"Yeah..."
>"Come here. Hey, come here."
"... [Pathetic whining human noises]."
>>25611833
>"When I adopted you I wanted a warrior son to carry the Sparkle name in honor."
>"WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOUR REAL FATHER!"
>>25610076
>Lil bro?
>>25611856
>that one-two punch
Fuck.
>>25611856
"You don't know shit do ya paps?"
>"What did you just say to me you ungrateful little-"
>pic related
"I'M THE MIGHTY ANONYMOUS, THE GREATEST WARRIOR IN THE WORLD, WHEN YOU HEAR THE CRYSTAL PONIES MURMUR, WHEN YOU HEAR THE ZEBRAS SING TALES AND WHEN YOU HEAR THE BAT PONIES TALK ABOUT A MAN, THEYRE TALKING ABOUT ME!"
"ANONYMOUS THE MAN OF INDOMITABLE MASCULINITY AND FIGHTING SPIRIT!"
Based jan
Let the gleaming continue
>>25611904
>"THEN GO OUT THERE AND GET A FUCKING JOB!"
>"I'm not supporting your shitty artistic fantasies."
>>25611947
"Ohhh thats what you want."
"Okay. you just had to ask, silly horses"
>>25610076
Havent seen any art from baekgup in a while. Motherfucker can draw some cute ass ponies
>>25611969
>"...When I die, you stay away from my dead body."
>>25611989
"Nope."
>>25611995
>"I WILL END YOU!"
>>25612051
"I WILL RAVAGE YOU!"
>>25612096
>And that's the story of how Anon stole Hearth's Warming Day's presents. As well as his father's Anal cherry. The End.
>>25610540
Does this make me a faggot?
>>25612338
No more than you already were.
>>25612134
And then it got 4chan'd
>>25610973
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE GUILD YET HAVE YOU?
I miss the middle child anonpone threads.
>>25610076
Yeah it's me! Can we fuck now?
>>25610076
Gleaming best big sis
>>25613642
N-noNo bully ;_;
>>25614772
i wanna cum inside dusk shine's sister
>>25614809
>>25614809
Same desu senpai
>>25615155
I want to veg out with Dusk Shine on the couch and say lurid things about him to his sister after she walks by just to piss him off.
>>25614809
I want to cum inside dusk shine, but that's neither here nor there.
