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Unless you are able to make visual, practical, tangible things for this fanbase then you are going to have bad a time trying to control them. Bronies are autistic, autists are unmotivated, depressed, lazy. It comes with the territory for enjoying a crap sacharrine toy commercial made by Hasbro conservatives.

Because we are such a small fanbase there can only be one /mlp/, one derpibooru and one equestria daily.

That is why you need to take control of one of them and destroy them. Either take them as your own or eliminate the competition.

Bronies have a short attention span, they don't read much beyond the comments section. As such you're best off being a drawfag, a musicfag, a programmerfag.

Bronies are shit are being rational, self-driving, extroverted. As such approach them subtly, but to the point and with a nice charming assertive attitude.

Bronies are like body pillows in bed and in life. Betas which wait for your signal and wait for you to pull down your pants and fuck the wallets out of them. Why do you think we have so much demand for a hypothetical fan game, but there's nobody making kickstarters left and right? Betas never make the first move. They're reading Twilight erotic fanfiction for god's sake! A horsefucker have the brain of a woman. They want danger, sex, romantic stuff. They iz women. Treat them like women. Girls just wanna have fun.