What fighting style are they using?
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What fighting style are they using?
>>25609290
Horseplay
>>25609290
Whatever style was taught to Wimp Lo.
>>25609300
>>25609290
Fagstyle
>>25609307
>Face to Hoof style, how you like it?
>>25609307
Dark Horse of Queensbury
>>25609290
Very stupid fighting. They had spears, where did they go?
It's almost as if they were trained wrong on purpose.
>>25609349
>no horsecock
>>25609290
That one child friendly slap-fight style so that if kids try to imitate it they can't seriously hurt each other and that soccer moms can't complain about because of how child friendly the depiction of the violence is.
>>25609290
Russian style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41FlSE3gNFQ
>>25609535
>yfw russians already have a real and credited martial arts called sambo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZFieBL40oA
>>25609443
As a joke?
>>25609354
They couldn't show them stabbing each other.
These are't the first gen days anymore.
>>25609617
Are you seriously implying that kids are MORE sheltered these days than they were in the eighties?
>>25609622
Only the kids that have irresponsible parents that let them use cellphones or computers without supervision all day are otherwise.
They should use this style desu
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1447629771186.webm
>>25609639
I honestly feel sorry for you and your entire family. Just wanted you to know that.
>>25609670
Why? because I never ghot to watch porn before i was 18? I still fapped anyways. Just because you aren't a total pervert by the age of 15, doesn't mean you won't be anyways later.
Here I am after all.
>>25609354
Impaled on the first one they find. They don 't bother pulling out.
>>25609737
guard babbies EVERYWHERE.
>>25609354
They wouldn't use spears on mind-controlled innocent ponies, thus the hoof-to-hoof. It's not like even Zecora's irregulars had problems with stabbing at stuff if they knew they were really bad guys.
>>25609290
Jewjustsu
>>25609737
>They don't bother pulling out
>>25609290
Pias poor choreogeaphy.
Little girls fighting.
Bitch slap, hoof beat slapping.
Effortless execurive animators.
Hooves are pretty nasty weapons.
>>25609535
It's spreading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYx8R7AjquY
>>25609290
>apocalyptic war and famine timeline
>goofy sound effects
>geek style slap fighting
>Celestia being useless again
Are they anti-fun on purpose? Do they think they're doing us a favor by parodying everything ironically?
>>25609290
Almost as bad as the canterlot wedding changeling fight. Almost.
>>25609685
It isn't about becoming a pervert once you become an adult, it's about protecting kids' *extremely* malleable minds when they're young.
Failure to do so results into pedos, gays, suicide bombers, furries, drug users and democrats.
>>25609300
BUILD WALL
>>25609300
I'M GOING TO BLOW UP THIS PLANET AND YOU ALONG WITH IT
>>25609300
>>25612783
gay pedophile suicide bombing furry democrat here. Can confirm.
>>25612783
Who the fuck let Westboro Baptist into /mlp/? I want answers, god damn it!
wu tang style
>>25614355
Their newest member.
>>25609300
>green of this when?Love you Carlos
>>25609737
underrated post
Hoofy kicks, and fuck you if you don't love how adorable it is. That timeline was already too much like a shitty grimdark fanfic, the last thing it needed was guards stabbing each other.
>>25617908
This desu senpai. Needed a little bit of a silver lining to that bleak setting. It is still a cartoon for little girls after all.
>>25609290
It's actually how horse fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=039EMQxmUQI
>>25609300
>>25609300
Fucking Carlos I hate you with every inch of my war boy body.
>>25617908
>That timeline was already too much like a shitty grimdark fanfic
You are cancer.
>>25609290
falling kaiser style
>>25618614
>>25618070
Not enough biting in the episode. Warhorses would bite the shit out of their opponents.
>>25609290
It's not there fault. Pones are inherently bad at war.
>>25613752
so you don't do drugs?
huh, I guess the DARE program really did work. Also, how's the suicide-bombing going? Not well, I assume, since y'know, here you are.
>>25612783
God bless you anon.
>>25609300
>>25609290
>Celestia and Sombra's faces when they realize they're fighting a war with soldiers who don't even know how to into warfare properly
>>25619977
Adorable as ponies should be
>>25620656
Rainbow rock squad for 5000
>>25609290
The fight between the Hooffields and McColts was a lot more violent desu senpai
>>25612727
>Alicorn Twilight rendered nearly useless until muh friendship speech at the very end
>to a regular unicorn
>who can apparently use magic on herself to fly around
>the time changes never caused alicorn Twilight to lose her cutie mark or her princess status despite never making friends with the other girls
>because of this the Twilight of each false timeline is never shown as to not create a paradox
yes
>>25612727
>Implying edgy shit would be fun
If you seek that material instead of a tongue-in-cheek take on those subjects how about just watching another show instead? What you seek was never in MLP
>>25609290
Hey!
This is wyld stallyns territory!
So why don't you make like a tree and get out of here
>>25612783
Who the fuck let /pol/ in here?
>>25612783
You're right, but good luck trying to tell people this on /mlp/
>>25621760
> use magic on herself to fly around
Twilight did this in The Crystal Empire.
