We are all Equal now!
No more Anon E. Moose. No more teasing. No more bullying! Welcome to your NEW /mlp/!
>neo-/mlp/
>>25584842
If we are equal, then I am Starlight too.
Fuck off mule. I'm superior to everyone în this town and a PETTY EQUAL won't stand in my way!
>>25584842
nigger
>>25584842
shut the fuck up, equaliree whoers.
>>25584866
please no bulli
>>25584842
Shut the fuck up Scatfag!
>>25584922
>>25584842
>Self righteous cunt
>Shitty Fanfic OC
>Equality
Equality is for chumps, chumps.
>>25584877
N-no, I am Equal with you! That was a big misunderstanding that's all! hah ha...
>>25584940
My my, now there's no need to be violent now is it?
>tfw we will never have the ideological Starlight Glimmer because she's now part of the protagonists
>>25584877
"I cheated death, thanks to you. And thanks to you, I've left my mark. You have too. You've written your own history. You're your own man. I'm Starlight Glimmer, and you are too. No... she's the two of us together. Where we are today, we built it. This story, this legend; it's ours. We can change the world, and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you wherever you go. Thank you, my friend. From here on out... you're Starlight Glimmer."
>>25584842
How did you achieve it?
>>25584842
Where did you learn the spell anyway
Another Starswirl spell?
>>25584842
I don't like it.
>>25585250
Why that? From now on you live a perfect life! Is there anything I can do to enchance your experience?
>>25585022
Yes. Yes there is. You-You monster, YOU ARE STEALING OUR BUCKING CUTIE-MARKS!
Who here identifies as Apache Attack Helicopters?
>>25585317
blowjob pls
>>25585381
We all do. We wouldn't be equal otherwise.
But you might want to check your loadout, you seem to be carrying a few too many missiles. Can't have that.
>>25585381
>Apache
>Not Mi-28
stop oppressing me
>>25585428
Well, you are still an attack helicopter aren't ya sweetie?
>>25585459
>>25585422
>>25585097
>>25584958
This is going great! Thank you everypony for your collaboration! The rewards will surely be extremely satisfying! :}
>>25585373
I am the monster? Well think of your poor little washed brain! It is the victim of heavy cutie mark propaganda! But no worries my equal, because I am here to help you!
Now who wants to be friends with me? I heard from my dear friend and EQUAL, Twilight Sparkle, that friendship truly is magic, and we shall be a lot more powerful through friendship!
I think at this point, i'd rather be living under the rule of Discord than living under the rule of Starlight.
>>25585615
>no Luna's reign
anon pls
>>25585609
MY GOSH JUST GIVE UP ALREADY NO ONE WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH A COMMUNIST
>>25585634
I want. But certainly not with magical cultist.
>>25585628
I CAN DREAM DAMN IT! WHY CAN'T THAT ALTERNATE UNIVERSE BE A REALITY!
>>25584842
Fuck you I do what I want.
>>25585485
Do me a favor and never talk to me again.
>You can never have a nightmare if you never dream.
What did she mean by this?
>>25585804
nightmares are dreams and sometimes they involve water making them wet starlight has dreams involving wheat i had a wet dream
>>25584842
>Welcome to your NEW /mlp/
>NEW
>>25584842
Fuck you!
>>25585634
Excuse me? I think you had some unfortunate experiences, may I help?
>>25585863
Yes, now we are all EQUAL, not like before!
>>25585987
NO I DID NOT, BUT DID YOU HAVE SOME "unpleasant experiences"? BEACUSE YOU ARE FUCKING BRAINWASHED
>>25586051
Well, judging by your language, you are pretty mad aren't you? Tell me what's the problem, maybe we can fix it?
>>25586147
There is absolutely NO PROBLEM WITH ME! ONLY WITH YOU, DUMB MULE! I just can't believe that you are still expecting to have even one single friend, after you wanted to enslave Equestria!
>>25585987
>>25586051
>>25586147
>>25586181
>>25584842
"Ok."
>Anon walks back into his house as if nothing happened.
>Stops for a brief moment.
>Turns back around and re-opens door.Sex is okay now, right?
>>25586638
>"what's sex?"
>Consent doesn't exist anymore.
>If one pone rapes another, it automatically means both are consent.
>Other words, if one pony horny, raped pony is horny by the Equal law
>>25586854
"You know, where two ponies have feelings for each other so theycuddle.'
Fuck this
We're all equally autistic
>>25585428
why did i have such an ugly ass son
>>25584842
Get fucked, commie
>>25584842
>We are all Equal now!
>No more Anon E. Moose.
That makes 0 sense.
The only thing equal here are my last two digits.
>>25587601
you tried
>>25585317
Make me better then someone else?
