There is a bomb pone in yer room, she is about to explode..
What do?
Cum on the fuse, problem solved.
>>25548923
Wait for final relief.
>>25548923
SCREAMING CONTEST IS A GO GO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-
Piss on the fuse, problem solved.
>_ _ _ _
It's the only way to defuse her.
That way I can make her explode without actually exploding.
>>25548923
scream.
a lot
>>25548923
lick her wick
>>25548923
help her chase merasmus for bonus ducks
>>25548942
AND WE MUST
Rape
>>25548926
>>25548940
/mlp/, people
Fuck the pone before it explodes.
>>25548923
>>25548926
>>25548937
>>25548940
>>25548942
>>25548944
>>25548956
>>25548977
>>25548990
>>25549081
I expected this, and yet for some reason I'm still sad.
>>25548923
http://www.bombmanual.com/
I just imagined this game, except instead of clipping wires or pushing buttons you have to brush the mane or boop the nose.
>>25548923
You defuse that bomb, but it seems everything is a bomb.
Feels is a bomb >>25548935
Screaming guy is a bomb >>25548937
The Anons are bombs.
EVEN OUR SHITPOSTS ARE BOMBS.
https://youtu.be/VmOazu2z_No?t=5m42s
>>25550132....just skip to 5 mins and 40 seconds...
>>25550132
Dubs kills the bombs.
>>25550166
You just defused it by yourself, HOLY SHIT.
>>25550166
Wait...if you killed the bombs...does that mean he killed the Anons, feels and screaming guy? I mean, he said
>Kill the bombs
>>25550200
Do these dubs reignite the fuse then?
>>25550229
>>25550235
We double killed the bomb. One defused the bomb, the other dismantled it.
We safe, boys.
>>25549857
>The answer... has been with us all along.
>>25550235
>>25550252
>>25550299
Well...stopped that shit
>>25550299
>>25550322
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
>>25550322
Wait, more dubs re-lit it
So...is /mlp/ going to blow up?
Do we need trips or quads or some shit?
>>25550401
we wait for the septs
>>25550136
if trips, bomb is disassemble and kill.
Also, portal to Equestria I guess.
>>25550445
>One off.
I have truly shamed my family.
>>25550445
BOMB REIGNITED AGAIN
Dubs deactivates and reactivates the bomb
>>25550474
Oh shit, everything is a bomb...
>>25550132
So how long until these bomb explodes anyway?
>>25550637...Wow, I didn't even think of a time. Ok, the timer is basically an hour. Each time the bomb is reactivated, the timer resets. Only dubs can deactivate and reactivate the bombs.
If you get trips or higher, than the current bombs are killed. And maybe a portal to equestria opens.
>>25548923
Hug her gently and whisper just as the fuse reaches it's end-
"Hail Hydra."
>>25550694
Hasn't been an hour since last dubs. So we are safe.
>>25548923
Smile cause the nightmare is finally over
20 minutes left /mlp/
One day all the mods and hiro will have a cross-board bomb thread where all the boards must compete. Whoever loses...gets their board deleted
>>25550717
Oh wow.
I don't think we can get dubs or trips in that time limit
>>25550724
Rolling!
>>25550724
Probably not
>>25550739
>>25550735
We haven't lost yet!
Well, no portal to equestria than?
Catch the 777 get faggots
15 Minutes /mlp/
>>25550764
COME ON GET
>>25548937
Yourself.
>>25550772
What get?
We are definitely fucked.
8 Minutes /mlp/
>No dubs or trips anywhere.
Really? Are you guys giving up?
>>25550818
>>25550828
>newfags and shitposters first!
5 minutes /mlp/
5 mins till board death.
Not today!
>>25550851
must...dissarm...the bomb...
>>25550866
WE"RE SAVED!!!
Damn, bomb pone have kik?
>>25550866
Ok, you deactivated the bombs for now.
But who is going to protect you from future dubs?
>>25550882
Now time to let the thread 808.
GG no RE
>>25550866
>Mfw I disarmed it
>>25550866
Bomb Disarmed.
If re-armed we have another hour to diasarm.
Nobody get dubs again.
Would be nice if somebody could get trips and disarm this once and for all though.
>>25550888
YES
>>25550882
You can't stop inevitable dubs from coming in.
Who is going to sa-
.....
>>25550888
NO! DAMN IT OLD MAN
>>25550888
>>25550889
Your welcome
>>25550889
>asked and answered
>>25550888
>>25550888
You disarmed it and then killed it dead. Congratulations Anon. You saved /mlp/
>>25550888
>>25550893
Well, you guys win...
>>25550888
>>25550866
>Getting these digits
Feels good man
>>25550914
>Rearms bomb and throws it through portal.
>"THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM NOW YOU STUPID HORSES!"
>closes portal up again.
>>25550888
>>25550910
Tou claim your prize, you must:
>cum inside Rainbow Dash
>wire $888,000,000 to Nigeria via derpy air-mail.
>>25550914
OR DID YOU!?
The "current" bombs have been deactivated.
But I never said anything about theportal!!!
>>25550939
Soon, your waifus and your only way to equestria will be destroyed!
>>25550939
PORTAL IS BOMB. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF JOKE IS THIS OP?!
>>25550960
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME!
>>25550961
>>25550978
You don't know me? Op?
It's me, your palFLOWEY THE FLOWER
>>25550986
BURN THE FLOWER BEDS!
>>25550986
>>25550986
Weed killer and bomb disarm please.
>>25550997
BURN THEM!
>>25550939
>>25550960
>>25550961
>>25550978
>>25550986
>>25550986
>>25550997
>>25551002
>>25551005
>>25551007
Before I blow up the portal, I want you guys to try to use those dubs and trips to call for help. Come on now, /mlp/, lets see if they will help you now!
>>25550939
N-Not Today?
>>25551014
SAVE ME!
>>25551014
I BELIEVE IN RAINBOOMS
>Select all the flowers
>>25551014
>>25551014
HELP
This might be our last moments guys. I suggest you all hug your waifus.
>>25551014
Daily reminder you are great and so WAS your waifu.
And you could of been together in Equestria
>mfw this thread
I SUMMON DUBS IN DEFENSE MODE!
Wow...r...really? None of you can get dubs?
....
I'm going to give you guys one more shot before I actually blow up the portal...
ONE LAST SHOT
REMOVE BOMB, LIKE KEBAB
>I ate the bomb Anon.
>>25551102
Fuck.
I summon quads in attack mode.
>>25551103
>please mr. anon. please be merciful on our poor race of pony vags.
...
Ok wow.
I was expecting something. But my patience is wearing thin.
Also... >>25551138
Yeah, yall dun goofed.
Any last words?
>>25551148
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>25551138
my waifu is now dead.
why live?
>jumps into portal just before it closes and embraces pone one last time.
>>25551148
I CAME IN RAINBOW DASH!
>>25551148
WITNESS ME ANONS
>>25551148
HEIL HYDRA
>>25551166
>tripdoubledubs
WHAT EVEN
>>25551166
Bingo
>>25551166
TRIPP DUB DUB DISSARM?
>>25551166
OH FINALLY, SOMEONE GETS FUCKING DIGITS. RIGHT WHEN I'M ABOUT TO BLOW IT UP
.....
but Anon....Nobody came...
>>25551166
>Only dubs after a millennium long dry spell.
>>25551187
but I did...inside rainbow dash
>>25551197
You got your last pun anon... NOW!
>>25551187
HAHAHAHA....H....ha....wait.....dafaq?
fucking hell?
WHERE DID THE PORTAL GO!?
WHERE DID EVERYTHING GO!?
WHY IS EVERYTHING WHITE!?
>>25551166
>>25551187
wait... 555 trips dissarm everything, 11 dubs dissarm,66... dubs...re-arm? gulp
>>25551211
Because you got dubs
>>25551211
WHAT NOW?
OP LOOK DOWN.
>>25551211
NOTHING CAUGHT ON FIRE!
WHAT IS GOING ON!?
I AM IN CONTROL!
>>25551216
>>25551225
DUBS SHOULDN'T MATTER!!!Picture Spoilers are now turned off.
>>25551245
>not blank white after all
oh shit
THIS SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING!
>>25551260
>>25551242
DAFAQ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
THERE IS NOTH...Nothin....nothing here?
....
wat?
Are...those ears?
>>25551284
>>25551284
Get out, fucking thing. We are tired of this shit.
>>25551284
>mrw >pic
>>25551289
the sponsor approves this message
>>25551294
>no, you gtfo
>>25551284
You know what? I'm in control here.
Going to delete this sh....
...
What's going on here?
WHY IS THIS THING NOT BEING DELETED!!!!!?!!??!?!?!?!??
>>25551316
>Stop not liking what i like
>>25551335
OP, stop being a faggot.
>>25551335
Well...Op is fucked
>>25551335
Well.....
Fuck.
>>25551443
>>25551443
....Does a ban hurt ba-
OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTT
ARGHGHAGAGHAIGHSIGHSIHGSIHRFJISAG!
>>25551505
/mlp/ ok now?
Flower banned
Proud of penis size?
>>25550694
>>25551166
>>25551539
WE MUST SUMMON OUR GLORIOUS SAVIORS HYDRA TO HELP STOP THIS, THE GREATEST OF NIGHTMARES!
>>25551539
Oh and here portal.
Go find waifus.I'd buy that for a dollar
>>25551568
THE CALL HAS BEEN ANSWERED!
>>25551581
you are the saviour of my love live. May the quads be ever in your favor.
That's the end of that.
Was it...fun?
First time doing something like this. But I started from the fuse on the post...
rate thread?
>>25551591
0.5/10
>>25551591
9/½ would kek
Anyone Capping this? This seems
cap worthy/10
>>25551652
I agree. Someone needs to make this a thing.
≈Σ/π
>>25551591
ponut/10
Where's the cap?
I hope it will never happened.
How is this still up?
>>25553671
If you would've saged your post, chances are it wouldn't still be here.
Cap please
>>25548923
This is some bomb-ass tea Anon
Allahu ackbarobviously
Oh hello.
>>25548923
>rape
>>25548923
sorry celestia
A bomb!
Jeez, why did this get so many replies?
>>25556887
Because of Flowey and the Portal that was a bomb
We need a cap.
>>25558090
We called for a capBut nobody came
