Why is this pony so synthetic?
>>25538611
becauseshe is not real
>>25544821
In what other way can she be real?
>>25545223
that picture keeps chasing me
>>25545469
It is a happy picture.
>>25545726
I finally found the source
it's episode 1.03, 12th minute
>>25546384
She was so cute in that episode.
>>25546819
She is cute in all episodes
I want to romhack rainbow dash.
>>25538611
>>25546825
When she is trying to not look cute she is even cuter.
>>25546993
Romhack? This word is familiar.
>>25547089
I sided with the institute because if they can create monkeys, they can create ponies.
>>25547316
>I sided with the institute because if they can create monkeys, they can create ponies
My synthetic Nigga
>>25547350
>>25547350
I hope it is the right choice.
>>25547750
Is that the great wall that surrounds Equestria?
>>25550512
dashiereadinganon'sdiary.gif
>>25550796
I had a green idea wherein Dash has a crush on Anon but he's very reserved and doesn't seem to reciprocate her feelings. One day Dash finds Anon's diary that he's been writing as a therapeutic device and is awed at his level of expression and loquacity, one of which is his reciprocation of her feelings. Dash then uses the diary to discover and act upon Anon's kinks, fears and desires while Anon becomes more and more unhinged looking for it but tries his best to hide it. Shenanigans and feels ensue.
>>25550662
She's getting tendies for dinner.
>>25550796
>diary
What a faggot. Only females should have diaries.
>>25551424
This would be adorable. Dashie is playfully mischievous like that, and that can't be said about the other ponies.
But he brought it on himself. I would never write something so private that anyone can just pick up and easily read.
>>25551797
Well I'll see if I can get to writing a green about this in a couple of hours.
>>25551987
Excellent.
>>25540212
>>25545469
>>25553007
Probably not as happy as she makes me.
>>25553012
Yay!
>>25553395
They have enough writefags. Don't you know how hard it is reading multiple stories in one thread is?
>tfw you will never celebrate Thanksgiving day with Rainbow Dash
Why am I in a horsefucker thread?
>>25555237
What attracted you here?
>>25555237
you must've come for the horsefucking, fag
"How was that Anon? Pretty cool huh?" you ask, panting from the string of aerial maneuvers you'd just performed
>Anon seems to be in deep thought
>"It was good"
"Good!?" you ask, insulted, "I spent weeks practicing that set and you only call it 'good'?"
>Anon frowns
>"Pretty good?"
>You groan in exasperation.
>You liked hanging out with Anon, you really did, but he could be terrible at expressing himself sometimes
>Well, more than sometimes
>He had his moments of clarity, though, and you couldn't help but feel that there was more about him than he let on
>Sure he was a bit of a mystery, but made him interesting
>It made him Anon
>The Anon you and everypony else in Ponyville knew anyway
>You sigh and sprawl on the grass next to him, your head resting on his lap
>Sure you were slightly sweaty and dirty but you knew Anon wouldn't mind
>He didn't seem to mind a lot of your bad habits.
>Habits you knew a lot of stallions would turn their noses up at
>It made you feel kind of... nice thinking about it
"You know you'd make a terrible judge" you tease, jabbing his side with your hoof
>"And an even worse athlete" he replies with a slight smile
>"At least compared to you anyway"
>You chuckle
>He knew how to make you feel good about yourself
>Like you said, he had his moments
>>25558083
Of course he has.
>>25558193
I like the way how you portray her. And Anon as an autist that everyone here can relate to. It is a realistic story.
>>25551424
You type like the kind of person you depict this anon as.Don't worry though, anon is a self insert ^:)
>>25558193
>Over the next few months you found that nice feeling Anon gave you was growing stronger
>You often found yourself thinking about him, even when you'd seen him only a few minutes ago
>You would find excuses to stay with him a little longer each time
>"Just one more trick", "5 more minutes" became catchphrases to you
>One day you'd decided to push the boundaries and snuggled into his side after after a particularly tiring training regimen
>He'd quivered a bit and seemed a bit more muted than usual but was otherwise unresponsive
>The two of you later parted with a strained farewell from him and you later chastised yourself
>You knew he was sensitive
>You shouldn't have let your urges get the better of you at Anon's expense
>Even if it was a really, really nice urge
>Imagine your surprise then when you were welcomed home that same evening with a letter from Anon
>You quickly scanned the contents of the letter and your heart soared
>Anon was inviting you to his house for lunch tomorrow!
>You'd never been to Anon's house before
>You knew that Anon didn't have many friends and spent most of his time at home when he wasn't with you
>He must really like you if he was inviting you into his home!
>Was it possible that he had feelings towards you like those you had for him?
>You went to bed with a smile on your face that night
>Anon was a mystery
>But you would figure him out
>And now you had an opportunity to
>>25558505
I try my best not to self insert actually. I know that's what Anon's supposed to be but I don't write these stories for myself, I write them for you guys.
>>25558915
Sarcasm is difficult to detect over a textual medium, it looks like.
Either way, your anon is a lot like me and I like the story a lot. Keep writing for the good of all, writefriend.
>>25558505
The diary was a giveaway. Not many people write diaries.
>>25558907
I can see myself in this, but I wouldn't write an invitation.
>>25558915
I don't think he was taking about you. They should be self insert for everyone.
>>25558980
It happens frequently.
boop
>>25558907
"Anooooon what's taking so long? I'm starving!" you grumble and fall back onto his couch
>"I-It'll be ready soon. Sorry about the wait!" calls a nervous Anon from the kitchen
>Your ears splay back
>You didn't want to upset him
"H-Hey it's fine buddy, really, I'm just kinda bored is all"
>Bored?
"For Celestia's sake Rainbow you've been in Anon's house for barely half an hour and you insult him?" you think
>You curse silently under your breath
>This wasn't going well so far
>Well m-maybe he didn't hear you?
>You are Anonymous
>Oh geez did Rainbow say she was bored?
>You had to do something!
"Uh there's a couple of m-magazines inside the drawer next to you" you call
>"Which drawer?" she replies "The one on the left or the one on the rig-"
>Your eyes shrink to pinpricks
"LEEEEEFT" you scream
>You are Rainbow Dash
>You momentarily freeze in place
>You'd never heard Anon raise his voice before
"Anon?" you call in concern, swooping towards the kitchen
>You're met with an embarrassed Anon leaning over a boiling pot of spaghetti
"Anon?" you ask gently, placing a hoof on his shoulder, "Everything okay bud?"
>His shoulders sag a little and he turns to you with a glint of desperation in his eye
>"Fine Dash, really, just promise me you won't look inside that drawer"
>You're baffled by the strangeness of the request
"Uh, sure" you reply uneasily and fly back back to the couch
>That... was weird
>What was he hiding in that drawer?
>>25560561
Enjoying it so far.
>>25560561
>Unfortunately the mood was noticeably soured by Anon's outburst and when lunch was served the two of you began eating in silence
>You decide to try and stoke some conversation out of him
"Uh it's really good" you say, mouth full of spaghetti
>It really wasn't
>In fact it was some of the worst spaghetti you'd ever eaten
>But you weren't going to tell Anon that
>He looks up from his plate
>"Hmm? Oh, yeah, thanks. I uh, tried boiling the water differently this time so it, yeah..."
"W-Well you must have gone to some cooking school or something huh?"
>"N-no I didn't go to a culinary school I just... went to cooking I guess"
"Oh it shows Anon" you reply a little too exuberantly
>By Celestia this was awkward
>The rest of the lunch passed by in a similar fashion, with what little conversation there was being stilted and largely one sided
>When you arrived home that evening you kept replaying the events of your lunch with Anon in your head and wondered what you could have done differently
>But most of all you thought about what was in that drawer
>And why Anon was so adamant that you not see it
>You slept an uneasy sleep that night and awoke in a frustrated sweat near the peak of midnight
>You had been dreaming
>You couldn't quite piece together what you'd been dreaming of though
>You strained your head and a few hazy images flashed by
>Anon screaming
>The drawer
>The awful taste of Anon's spaghetti
>That's it
>You couldn't contain your curiosity anymore
>You had to see what was inside
>Even if Anon forbade it
>>25561104
>In minutes you're flying at a brisk pace towards Ponyville
>The cool night air was perfect for flying and you wish you could slow down and enjoy it more
>But your curiosity wouldn't let you
>You soon reach Anon's house and hide in a nearby bush
>Keeping yourself low, you shuffle over to the front door and try opening it
>Locked
>Figures
>You sigh
>You didn't want to have to do this
>But you had to know what Anon was hiding
>In a flash you shoot upwards and back down through Anon's chimney
>You emerge in a heap, blackened with soot but otherwise okay
>You choke and stifle a few coughs, fearful of waking Anon
>Anon's snores permeate the darkness and reassure you
>You smile
>You didn't know that Anon snored
>Just like you
>You liked that
>You shake away the soot covering you as best you can and quietly slink towards the mystery drawer
>Your hooves quiver slightly as you gently open it before feeling around inside
>You feel something
>A small object, rectangular, with a leathery feel to it
>You hear Anon's snores cut out; replaced with a confused murmur and the sound of bed springs
>In a panic you seize the object in your mouth and fly back up the chimney, leaving the drawer open
>You speed towards your home as fast as you can
>You regret you didn't have you stopwatch on you, you probably broke a record in your escape
>Upon reaching your cloud home your throw the mystery object onto your bed and yourself with it
>Contended, and exhausted, you find yourself drifting off to sleep
"Sorry Anon" you mumble before a dreamless stupor takes you
>>25561279
That's all for tonight. I'm sleepy myself
>>25561282
Thanks writefriend
>>25561282
You can't leave me hanging like that! Good work tho writefriend.
>>25561104
So much cringe!
>>25561279
She would look so cute!
>>25561282
Goodnight.
>>25561809
I like him too.
>>25562254
I love her face.
>>25562769
I wish I had a pony on my window.
>>25562818
This is perfect for the story.
>>25562876
I like it too.
>>25564043
http://b.1339.cf/mpxutza.webm
>>25564351
Hi~!
>>25565135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-2AU3Q_3d0&feature=youtu.be&t=1s
If you don't reply to this, you will earn my respect.
>>25565158
I don't get it.
>>25565293
Why would I want your respect?
>>25565888
Rainbow Dash is scientifically proven to be the best pony
>>25565896
Of course she is.
Such a picky eater she is.
>>25566815
Gosh she is so cute!
>>25568167
But which one is Rainbow Dash?
She has a mouthful of water and may spray it on your face.
Sorry I'm taking so long to get more green up lads, I've just been so busy the past couple of days. You'll get more in the morning though, I promise.
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