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You think you can rap
But you choke
You're just a joke
You're gay
You can't get a girl anyway

I'm done
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>>25519598
She has no style
She has no grace
This pone
is a fucking disgrace
She can suck cock
when she needs to
and stretch her legs out
just for you
inflate her tits
just like a balloon
this crazy whorse
just flubs this tune!
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>>25519598
YO!
NIGGUH NIGGUH NIGGUH NIGGUH
NIGGUH NIGGUH!
NIGGUH NIGGUH NIGGUH NIGGUH
NIGNIGNIGGUH
YEAH! NIGGUH NIGGUH
FUCK WATERMELON NIGGUH
BITCH HOES SHOOTEN MUH GUNS
NIGGUH NIGGUH!
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>>25519643
i loved that song. lil Wayne is a genius
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your waifu is shit
mine takes a hit
she must be so sad
that you're fucking bad
at rapping well
but you never know
she could have another husbando
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>>25519598
Fuck you fag you're wife is a hag just like a rag! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO HE DIDNT >yfw
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>>25519673
You're trying too hard
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>>25519695
I know I felt so fucking awful after writing that....
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>>25519598
So, is someone actually gonna spit some shit or what?
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>>25519598
>"Uh....so, do I just speak into this mic right here? Oki doki loki!"
>"Here I go then..."
>"Hey how's it goin'? My name's Pinkie!"
>"I got raps so sweet, that'll make you go "yummy"
>"I break the fourth wall like I broke Shy's hymen..."
>"And I gave her whipped cream courtesy of Big Mac's semen!"
>"...Was that good Dashie?"
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>>25519751
>pinkie
>bad at rapping
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>>25519751
None of that rhymed.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87oeJOteWIg
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>>25519598
Look at this bitch,
She thinks she can rap,
But when this snitch sings,
All I can hear is crap.
You think your verses are dope,
You believe you got this battle on lock-down,
But when I get a hold of these ropes,
There's no fucking around- because I'm no clown.
My lyrics are as poisonous as a scorpion,
As fly as an A-10,
When my lips, verses blurt,
That's when I start doing damage like a ringing BRRRRRRRT.
Oh but I'm not quite down you can take a seat now,
Because what I'm about to say might get you downed,
No mercy from me only a rack, a clack, and a pow,
It's the least I can do- to put someone like you in the ground.
It's almost over just a little more,
Don't you worry I'm almost finished,
Because I got one last dis before I'll let you say any more,
How about you don't mess with someone who can take a simple prompt and leave it eviscerated.
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>>25519598
Ok, RD lets take this slow
You think I'm a fool when your a 1-8 girl show,
You think since your from equestria your number
one?, I'll drag your rainbow dash into the sun,
I try to give you credit yes I do! at least some,
but all the time you lift a hoof and "I'm done",
You don't know who your talking to my name's Anonymous, You fight like a wolf, but lazy as a hippopotamus, Don't worry RD I'm almost done,
Right after you taste the smoke of my gun,
Boom,Bang,Pow raps flys over my green head,
I won't stop till your raps stay dead,
Ok now let me rest it's so late,
And now this rap is comment b8.
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>>25519598
RD your shit
Please just shut up and sit
You got about as much personality as Jeb bush
Why don't you just chill out and smoke some kush
I'm tired of your rainbow gay pride
I'm about a second away from taking your ass for a ride
Than I'm gonna put you in cage, throw the key away, and than I'll kick you to the bottom of the bay
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bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
lick on these nuts and suck the dick
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