fuck
marry
kill
Fuck and marry
Kill the rest
>>25509223
Fuck Berry Punch. She'd be drunk, so I could probably stick it in her ass without too much resistance, if she even notices that I put it in the wrong hole.
Marry Lyra. Seems like a nice pony to hook up with for a long period of time.
Put Derpy out of her misery.
>>25509223
Fuck Lyra
marry Derpy
kill berry punch
>tfw no adorable silly pony to come home to
>>25509269
>this
Basically me
>>25509269
>Killing Derp horse
>>25509223
Fuck gray derp eyed horse
Marry mellow purple
Kill giddy mintsorry Lyra
>>25509269
This.
>>25509223
I'd fuck Derpy, she's cute, but she probably couldn't last in a relationship with me, but I don't want to kill her,.
I'd kill Berry Punch, not that I would want to kill her, but she'd die of alcohol poisoning anyway.
And I'd marry Lyra, because out of the three allotted, her personality fits the best with mine.
>>25509223
Fuck your mother
Kill OP
Marry all three
Fuck all, marry all, kill my penis from too much fucking.
>>25509223
>Fuck Lyra
Just look at her, she'd be a tiger in the sack.
>Marry Derpy
Derps would be the perfect wife.
>Kill Berry
Nobody's going to miss the town drunk.
>Fuck Berry
>Marry Derpy
>kill meme-human anthropology lol horse
>>25509324
What's wrong with a relationship with Derpy?
>>25509353
And if they got so jealous in this polygamous relationship that you had to kill one or two of them to save the other(s)?
>Still calling her Derpy.
>>25509556
Fuck you and your muffins bullshit.
>>25509556
>Not calling her Derpy
>>25509533
She would be a committed partner and genuinely care about you. That's a lot for some people to handle.
Muffins deserves the eternal rest
>>25509556
>Not calling her Derpy.
>>25509533
She's to innocent for me. She'd have no interest of what I do and probably find me boring.
>Derpy
Fuck. That'd be purty cute and hot.
>Lyra
Marry. She seems like a good person to be with for a while.
>Berry Punch
Nothing personell, kid.She does drink for a reasonRight?
>>25509609
>>25509677Maybe she drinks because she's lonely.
>>25509739
Her husband died in the war.
>>25509669
Why her more so than the other characters, though?
>>25509997
Berry is a drunk and Lyra is a lesbian or at least bisexual with Bonbon. Those are adult problems. Derpy is like a 22 year old virgin trying to get with someone who barely knows her name because she thinks he's from a tv show she likes and is otherwise a bit lost in the world.
>>25510046
I meant the "probably find me boring" part.
>>25510124
I don't think Derpy would find anyone boring, she would only want someone to treat her nicely and love her.
>>25510135
Ah.
Yeah I can see why someone might find that too big a commitment, though to me it would be part of the appeal...
>>25510161
Same. Call me weird but I'd rather have someone a little boring but pleasant to build a relationship with over someone who'd make everything a challenge.
>>25509269
this
>>25509997
Well for me, I'd think Lyra or Berry would be more mature as >>25510046 said and be more patient, Derpy would probably complain why I'm so focused on work, or at least more so then the others. Plus, I'll admit, I'm a bit prejudice against people dumber than me.
>>25509223
fuck lyra,
kill derpy,
marry berry
we can be miserable together
and dat ass, I want it in bed with me every night
>>25510406
But you can always fuck that ass, even if you marry another pony. Hell, if there was a pony who might be known for fucking marriages up I would figure it was Berry.
>>25510453
I've always been under the impression that the fuck part in fuck marry kill was a one time deal but since you're marrying one of them you'd get to fuck that one whenever.
>>25509533
Dude she's retarded
Marry Daapi
Fuck Lyra
Kill time getting shitfaced with Berry
>>25510523
that's what makes it so hot.
Marry waifu
Kill Derps, sorry, worst of the bunch
Fuck Berry, alternatively I'd like to sit down and drink with her
>>25509223
Fuck Berry, marry Lyra and kill Derpy.
Rape then kill all three
>>25509244
The only correct answer in this thread
>>25509739
>>25509754
I d-didn't really cry. Just shed one tear. Just one...
>>25510523
They've left that open to interpretation. She might just be clumsy for all we know.
>>25510523
>not wanting to fuck a retard
>Fuck Berry with that fruity booze breath
>Marry Derpy becauseDerpy
>Kill Lyra so she doesn't have to live without me
/thread
>>25510863
If she gets pregnant and doesn't abort that's genes for retardation being passed on. If she does abort that'd be emotional turmoil for her (unless there was some way to perform the abortion before she finds out she was ever pregnant.)
Even if you've had a vasectomy, there's also the whole dilemma of "am I taking advantage of someone who's especially vulnerable" etc...
Of course, this is all assuming Derpy's retarded, which is never stated outright.
>>25509223
>Marry Derupi
>Fuck Raira
>Kill Eerii
fuck lyra
marry daapi
kill boose horse
>>25509273
This is the only acceptable answer
>>25509223
Kill mudhorse.
Fuck airhorse.
Marry spacehorse.
>>25511188
berry can be a spacehorse if she's drunk enough
>>25509223
>Fuck
Lyra. She wants these hands, she's gonna get 'em.
>Marry
Derp-horse. I would do everything I could to make her happy as a husband.
>Kill
Probably kill Berry Punch. She's probably had how many one-night stands by now? Too many I bet. Imagine all that date rape that's happened to her, man. That's how herpes and shit spreads. Not to mention how she probably sells herself for liquor due to her terrible case of alcoholism. She's just a pitiful drunk. It's getting rid of an addict who's gotten too low.
>>25509378
This
>>25509223
>marry Derpy
>have the other two fight to the death
>fuck the victor
>>25509273
>>25509378
>>25510576
>>25511148
>>25511183
>>25511225
>All this people that shares muh opinion
You guys are cool
>>25509223
Fuck Lyra
Marry derp
Kill Red Seedless
>>25511264
>Kill Berry Punch
>Kill time with Berry Punch
Pick one, it can't be both
>>25511344
Kill
>>25509223
marry derpy
fuck derpy
kill myself because I can't actually marry or fuck derpy
>>25511598
I know that feel f@m
>>25509223
kill all fucking gay ass pony nignogs
Reminder
>>25511660
Fuck you, Stephen Davis, she'll always be Derpy.
>>25511660
>Derpy
>>25511225
Dude totally, Lyra deserves All the hands
>>25511660
She'll always be Derpy.
>>25511676
But Hasbro said otherwise.
>>25511758
Fuck Hasbro
>>25511758
They also said Twilight should have wings and that Cadance had to be made because pink Celestia was their best selling toy.
Their opinions are clearly worth dick too.
>>25509556
>>25509223
Fuck the cross-eyed one, she seems easy enough.
Marry Lyra, she would be an ideal partner.
Kill the drunkard, I doubt many will miss her. Maybe the bars.
Fuck Berry
Marry Lyra
Kill Derpy
>>25511093
That's not how genetics work, retard.
>>25511758
Hasbro has no power here.
>>25509244
This
Marry Lyra
Behead those who insult my waifu
>>25512587
Oh really? How do you think they work?
>>25509223
Fuck Derp.
Marry Lyra.
Kill Berry.
Geez it's too easy OP.
>>25509223
Fuck Lyra
Marry Derps
Kill Berry
