>....Why do you have a plush version of me?
>>25496481
for cuddles
>>25496481
Because you never want to hug me
>>25496481
Remember when you said "take it picture, it'll last longer?"
Yeah. It didn't last long.
>>25496481
Because you won't get off your high horse and hug me.
>>25496481
Because it'll neversprout wings and fly away from me.
>>25496481
I hug it sometimes.
>>25496481
She's fun to snuggle with
>>25496481
Why does the fact that I have a plush of you offend you?
>>25496481
Why don't you have a plush version of me?
>>25496793
They don't make plushies of things that are "larger than life".
>>25496481
why do you have a plush version of me?
>>25496481
A plushie is nothing compared of the thousands of porn pics about you and nearly all equestria...wanna see it?
>>25496481
Why don't you have a plush version of me?
I also have plushies of all your friends. They are for hugging
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>>25497064
>tfw you visit your waifus room and find a plush of another human
It's a voodoo doll....*boop*.
>>25496481
Because you're cute.
>>25496481
I don't fucking know
why the fuck are you so mad?
you Nigger Horse Bitch?
>>25496481
So my Dashie plushie doesn't get lonely, duh...
Because i clop to u everyday :D
>>25496481
Why does Spike have a plush version of Rarity?
>>25496793
>>25496916
>>25497064
>You will never have an Anon plushie to cuddle with
Because they sell well
>>25498122
>>25498122
Damn son
>>25498140
>cuddly as fuck
>superior horse genitals
>small, pet sized
>likeable personality
>good values
>great friends
>free from humanity's shit
>most are marriage material
>don't need to spend a lot of money with
Why are ponies so perfect?
>>25498155
>>25498155
Shit, dubs confirm ponies to be perfect
>>25498174
dubs confirm spikes best pone
>>25498200
God dammit Anon, stop
>>25498223
Kek
>>25498209
go rub his feet
>>25496481
Because sticking my dick inside of this sack of dry polyester fibers feels a thousand times better than your vagina.
I mean, damn bitch, how'd you even get dried up scabs on the inside like that?
