I want to sniff Princess Celestia's farts.
SPOILER THEY SMELL LIKE MY CUM RIGHT NOW
>>25494358
Rainbow Dash, for me. She'd be quite playful about it, both casually and sexually.
>>25494358
Meh fuggit I'll dump my Celly folder.
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>>25494358
You know that's actually the alternative way to gain alicorn power status.
Yeah, turns out you can either study friendship and harmony and prove yourself in the 11th hour for several years, or you can huff alicorn farts for about 12 to 15 months.
Gets you there either way.
>>25494417
Actually I'll dump from the bottom up.
I don't go through my sunhoars folder as often as I should.
They smell like lavanda
>implying her glorious solar eruptions wouldn't blow your head right off your shoulders and send it bouncing down the hall.
>>25494495
>implying having my head blown off by a goddess' fart is not how I want to die
A truly honorable death is hard to come by these days.
>>25494358
>>25494358
me too, bro
>tfw your waifu caresses your face with her warm, gentle farts
>>25494358
I got pink eye just by reading this post. Thanks, anon.
>>25494358
>>25496220
Lost part
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>>25496220
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>>25494417
I bet celly would be fun as fuck baked.