>Oh you WILL follow the rules of Rarity, you ruffian
>>25491439
Do we have to run when the sun comes up?
>>25491439
but i am human, and am immune to magic
>>25491445
>Rarity will never force you onto the countertop and mercilessly ream your boipucci with her meaty horsecock.
Just end it already.
>>25491457
>>Rarity will never force you onto the countertop and mercilessly ream your boipucci with her meaty horncock.
ftfy
>>25491439
>She tries to magic you
"... Huh."
>Nothing
>Grin wide as her confidence falters>rape
>Rape her hard
>Make Spike watch and remind him he did this by giving her the book
>Once he runs off, stop
>Pay Twilight and Rarity the fifty bits you promised them for helping to teach Spike not to steal ancient demon books
>Proceed to have consensual rape with Rarity as Twilight watches
>>25491579
Humans not being affected by magic is dumb, and you should feel dumb.
>>25491439
YOUR MEMES WILL END HERE RARITY
>>25491585
>Paid Rarity to teach Spike a lesson
>Expecting real magic
Logic. You should use it.
I will?
>>25491439
MUH INDUSTRY!
>>25491585
Humans get anti-magic buffs so they don't get tossed around like ragdolls. Plus, you could argue humans don't have the "midochlorians" that magic reacts to inside them since no magic exists on Earth.
>>25492658
I only see this arbitrarily get applied to MLP.
There are dozens of fantasy settings and games where humans are affected by magic.
I guess self-inserting as Anon means people get offended at the idea of being vulnerable.
>>25492756
Yeah, but are those humans from another dimension where magic doesn't exist? Besides, Equestria is a cartoon world where the average character is almost a superhero. The human wouldn't have the strength, agility, magic to defend themselves and would get killed pretty quickly. The buff just evens the playing field a bit so you can actually have a story.
>>25492866
That's the lazier cop-out.
Look at Lord of the Rings. There's magic, and Elves that can headbutt a Balrog off a cliff, but humans still find their niche.
>>25492866
they have fingers tho
And there's a difference between evening the playing field and making him immune entirely. Also, these are stupid because for some reason no one writes the ponies realizing they can still throw big shit at anon, which he is absolutely not resistant to.
>>25492883
I don't know much about LotR magic, but I think it is at least a little more balanced. MLP magic has telekinesis, stasis fields, even the power to control the sun. Most stories I've read with Anon being affected with magic has him be frozen so he can't escape, his mind read, then teleported to the dungeon because he's eaten meat before or something stupid. All of this he could literally do nothing to stop.
>>25491439
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>>25492972
>>25492934
While I think that Anon should be able to be affected by magic, I think Unicorn magic should stay within the confines of the show.
Which really isn't that powerful, and is usually restricted to just a Unicorn's talents.
Only a few pones like Twilight can do advanced magic, not an average unicorn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEPzRLSq6Bo
