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HI ANON, HAVE YOU FLOSSED TODAY?
Pls no
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>>25481124>"Please tell me you remembered to brush at last, Anon."
>>25481134
I literally forgot. Thanks OP.
>>25481134
>Fell asleep
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Remember I didn't brush
>Do that
>See this thread
God warned me
>>25481149
>>25481145>"Anon, you need to remember to do it twice a day. I would hate to see you in my office with teeth problems"
>>25481125
>>25481134
>>25481158
o-of course, I always brush and floss
>>25481166>"I don't like liars, Anon"
Thanks for the reminder, flossface.
Brushing is actually bad for me.
>I woke up late this morning
>Didn't have time to brush
>I literally got chased by a horse on the way to work
Someone help me.
>>25481199>"Anon I think you and I need to spend some alone time together to figure this major problem out."
>>25481212
BAD TOUCH, STRANGER DANGER
>>25481224
Fuck. I ran out of rapey Colgate.
My teeth are actually really dirty and stuff. Should I use pic related to clean them thoroughly?
>>25481240
You made my teeth feel itchy somehow.
>>25481174
Well then you'll love me. I'm literally Abraham Lincoln and George Washington combined
>>25481228
I gotchu senpai
bemp
>>25481068
Recommended by dentists.
>>25482236
Go away.
>>25482236
I don't know how you did it, but after the above posts, this one seems quite sinister. Like the tube is peering at me and leering.
>>25482236
I gotta use the Colgate shit for tooth sensitivity, it actually hurts to eat anything with sugar otherwise.
Fuck Sensodyne, tastes like drain cleaner.
I had my wisdom teeth pulled at 28. That was an odd experience.
