>"Ok Anon. I've got ah preposition fer ya. Ya see, muh little sister Apple Bloom is too innocent. She even has her cutie mark now. What ah need ya ta do fer me is... erhm... break her in. It's our tradition in the Apple family to have sex soon after ya get yer cutie mark, so ah was hopin you could do tha honors. I'll even pay ya if ya want money. I promise I'll keep any prying eyes away. Just lead her into tha barn when yer ready."
>>25479534
This sounds an awful lot like college
>>25479534
>I'll even pay ya if ya want money
Alright, I'm gonna need'bout tree fiddy
>>25479534
This is some practical joke at my expense because I haven't had any luck with any ponies isn't it?
>>25479556
I kek'd way too hard.
>>25479534
>accented dialogue
>ah ah ah ah ah ah ya ya ya ah aha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
>>25479534
Free is fine, and I don't mind prying eyes, as long as I get to make sweet love with Apple Bloom.
>>25479590
>darling darling darling darling
>>25481109MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
>>25479534
Tell me the truth AJ, you just want to find an excuse to get her to move out of the house, don't you?
>"Why you don't come over here anonymous to take me as your MARE..."
>You can see Apple Bloom scretching herself showing of her belly on purpose
>Her hot breath as she stabs you with her hungry stare
>"Let my brand new marehood take the shape of your stick forever...impregnating my orchard with your seed"
Actually, Applejack, I think it would be better if all three of us go into the barn andyou take a seat right over there
>>25481560
>>25481617
Hey guys, Daithi here
>>25479534
Why don't you just get Big Macintosh to do it?
>>25479534
but muh romance. Can't I date her first or something?
>>25481646
10/10 edit you got there.
>>25479534
God damn you fucking horses and your stupid bullshit. I thought Equestria was supposed to be different, man. Sluts and whorse, the lot of ya.
>>25479534
AJ, this is fucking weird. You don't just go around offering your sister's virginity to ponies. What is she, like 8 or something in horse-years? What does that even translate to? I'm not going back to ponyprison!
>>25484205
>literally being afraid of sex
You can't fake this beta.
>>25485013
weak
