ANON, HELP! Spike is going to rape me!
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>ANON, HELP! Spike is going to rape me!
>>25473331
Not if I rape you first!
>>25473331
Haha, common now Rarity, if you want me to kill Spike just say so.
No need to lie to me.
>>25473331
/mlp/ please leave /r9k/ alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdhYQJrXlDg
>>25473331
>Popcorn
objectively, the easiest way to prevent a rape is to start consenting.
>>25473331
>a legitimate reason to kill Spike
My entire life has been leading up to this moment!
>>25473370
That's a good virginity-gear you've got there.
Care to give me a gun?
>>25473370
>implying his very existence isn't a valid reason itself
>>25473331
It was only a matter of time
>>25473370
>being edgy over a fictional character
No you've got a reason to kill yourself you pathetic fuck
>>25473397
Look at this spikefag.
>>25473379
No, but I will give you the next best thing. Pic related.
>>25473397
>Telling a dude he has a reason to kill himself
Now THAT is even edgier than the SoulEdge.
>>25473407
>Rarityfag
>>25473425
>>25473439
epic meme friend
>>25473397
absolutely nobody likes spike. He doesn't have feelings, so its not like anyone will care if we shot gun.
>>25473447
*shot him with a shotgun.
>>25473422
>indeterminate type of fag
>>25473419
>SoulEdge
THE GRUELING BATTLE
>>25473461
>Eqg-fag
>>25473407
>>25473422
>>25473461
>>25473465
We /lgbt/ now? 'cause that's a lot of faggotry.
>>25473474
only fag here is the spikefag.
>>25473485
>rarifag mindset
>>25473494
that's the mindset of everyone on /mlp/. next you're going to bring up the anti-spike boogeyman, aren't you?
>>25473507
>mindset of everyone
>i am everyone
Okay, arguments over, you win
>>25473397
>>25473422
>>25473494
>Spikefag trying to shift the blame.
>>25473357
He needs to shave that shit off his face. He can't pull it off.
>>25473485
I dunno, I think this whole thread should stop and consider their sexuality at this point 'cause there's a lot of pole-smoking going on in here.
Either I'm gonna get a good laugh out of this or a good fap.
Also
>eqg
so dog Spike?
I can only imagine him frustratedly humping her leg and trying to jump upwards. Good laugh it is.
>>25473331
>implying rarity doesn't want to get raped by spike
>>25473397
>implying that killing someone or some shitty character is edgy
Nice meme.
edgy is having a dark animu past where your whole family was murdered by murderhobos.
Edgy is not joking about how a shitty character should be killed off.
>>25473635
what did you expect from a fucking spikefag? they've been pretty asshurt lately because of that funny anti-spike guy.
>>25473331
i know i told him too
>>25473610
>Implying Rarity wants child dick
Kill yourself
>>25473331
Take a salt tablet.
>>25473336
>Rarity is a sobbing mess in the corner
>Meanwhile Anon and Spike are giggling as they pretend to push and trip each other up in an effort to rape her first
>Grinning, they settle on sharing her
"No, after you!"
>"No no, I insist, after you!"
"Together then!"
>Rarity's sobbing intensifies
Now that's what you call a bro.
Hang in there Spike, here i come!
>unzips dick
>>25473676
>Not liking /ss/.
>>25473854
full pic sauce
>>25473854
spike can face the blade of my katana.
>>25473854
https://derpibooru.org/948364
It's an interesting combination you never really see.
>>25473422
>Spongebobfag
>>25473331
Source?
>>25473919
it's classic spongebob so its fine. everyone knows spongebob up till the movie (which was still pretty good) was awesome.
>>25473933
4, 5, and 9 were good seasons. Take your nostalgia goggles off
>>25473941
everything past the movie is hit or miss. every character is completely different, they don't even resemble what they were in seasons 1-3. it's not nostalgia goggles, it's a fact: spongebob died after the movie.
>>25473941
What season is the good neighbors episode in, that one still fucking kills me.
He's like a small dog, just push him away with your foot or something.
>>25473961
season 4. why did you like it? I hated that episode.
>>25473973
I fucking love Squidward. The whole plot about spongebob and patrick being fucking oblivious as they're inadvertently ruining his sunday off is hilarious.
NO! We are not starting another derail!
>>25473985
they were never that oblivious seasons 1-3. it felt out of character for both of them.
>>25473958
I heard hillenburg came back in January.
The original creator basically.
>this thread
>>25473996
Meh, guess I was just stoned most the time and didn't read too much into the subtle nuances in cartoons.
>>25473867
*unsheathes sheath*
I got this, aniki
>>25473444
Epic Degenerate Duty
>>25473927
deliver
>>25473331
OK, I can see what your doing here.
http://strawpoll.me/6021417
Lets finish this.
>>25474319
>kek
I forgot to put in rainbow dash, don't think shes that important if anything shes the meg of mlp.
>>25473854
Meh, I just don't like Spike.
Rumble, Featherweight, even Snips would all be better options for /ss/ to me.
>>25473919
>Nascarfag
>>25474663
>Tumblrtalefag
>>25474684
>Bronyfag
>>25474716
>CIAfag
>>25474726
>League of Shadowsfag
>>25474741
>Baman
>>25473686
Damnit coach not now
>>25474759
>Fillyfag
>>25474826
>Fagfag.
>>25474845
>Swastifag
>>25474845
guywhodidnothingwrongfag
>>25474853
>Raisanturdfag
>>25474868
>WeeabooTrashFag
>>25474875
>MagicTrashManFag
>>25474883
>skepticfag
>all this fags
there's something a man isn't a fag for?
>>25474908
>joelfag
>>25475160
>ogrefag
>>25475182
>spoopyfag
>>25475182
>skelefag
>>25475197
>rabbitfag
>>25473331
>>25473331
> Grabs her
"Good job driving her in here Spike, as promised first I get her pregnant and then she's all yours"
>>25475206
>pedofag
>>25475266
>capitalistpigfag
>>25475278
>trixiefag
>>25475287
>lazyfag
This shit is good PTS material
>>25475416
i thought xxhomersimpsonxx died a long time ago
>>25475444
Trips confirm you can think.
>>25475416
>namefag
>>25475444
>tripsfag
>>25475464
>confirmfag
>>This whole thread.
>>Fagfags.
>>25475495
>fagfagfag
>>25473639
>that funny anti-spike guy
This is like when a cartoon villain is in disguise and someone sees through it and they say "no, I've never even heard of that incredibly handsome individual".
You guys disappoint me.
Help spike rape you? I can do that.
>>25475548
>disappointedfag
>>25475567
>Reactionfag.
>>25475606
>greentextfag
>>25473331
*applies chloroform*
Well, if you wanted Spike to have some help raping you, there you go!
You're all fags.
>>25475713
>Frisbeefag
>>25473422
>>25473444
>>25473600
>>25473933
>>25474222
>>25475200
>>25475255
>>25475266
>>25475444
>>25476177
>Letting these go unchecked
Shiggy diggy doo
>>25476670
>Singlesfag
>>25476670
>Checkumfag
bumpfag reporting
>/mlp/fags
>>25477672
>Twifags
>>25478099
>S5fags
>>25478205
>Actualfags.I have no idea where that pic is from. Source info?
>>25478419
Edit of a panel from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7, Steel Ball Run.
>>25478642
Thanks. Good edit pic really.
>"We got a report of a bunch of fags in this thread"
>>25478205
>jojofags
>>25478657
>thanksfag
>>25473331
SOURCE & DELIVER THAT PIC
>>25482071
this tbbqh
mara bre jos näät tän ni sano terveisii tykolle runkust brolle
>>25480481
>antifagfag
"A dog."
>"...help!"
"A small mutt who's barely as big as your head."
>"AAAAAAANOOOOON!"
"Lemme guess, is this another excuse to get yourself naked?"
>"...n-no...?"
"Then why is Spike strolling away?"
>"oooooh, anon, come on! Ravage me! It's going to be fun, I swear!"
"...neigh for me."
>"what"
"Neigh for me and we'll talk"
