Adorable Bear Siren edition.
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Old Shattered Gem: >>25422881
Proof
First fordykeshit.
Well, I'll drop one of my old doodles here just so you guys know I'm lurking here.
>>25467630
build wall
>>25467630
And one anon asked me in the last thread
"Dazzlings themed Whirlwind when?"
(Yeah, I'm that guy with the 40k pony themed marine army)
Whilst the Dazzlings are represented in my own army already by a trio of troop transports (Pic related).....
>>25467567
First for best dazzle who isfangtastic!
>>25467647
It seems to have inspired at least one other player to do the same thing.
And his army has this in it.
>>25467667
Did I just kill the thread?
Booping...
Sonata being lewd n stuff, again
I gotta say. Aria is best dazzle.
>>25467857
They've all got appeal for some.
Aria really wasn't done justice in Rainbow Rocks.
She was just... There, really.
I like her design, but the writers didn't give us much to work with for her character.
>>25467897
I'd say she had good presence.
Sarcasm with a hint of "Fuck you and your shit" attitude was more than enough to define her character.
Sonata is still best Dazzle though.
Which Dazzling has the widest wingspan relative to height?
>>25468074
>she had good presence
They didn't even say her name in the movie tho
>>25468193
Wouldn't that be the tallest one?
>>25468210
Not if one has Marfan syndrome
>>25468074
Must admit, the fan art I was seeing of Sonata did make her rise high on my favourites pile.
Her antics in Rainbow Rocks did little to dissuade me.
>>25467667
>>25467647
I know nothing about Warhammer but that looks pretty cool
>>25467549
So with Christmas coming soon, what gifts would you think the Dazzlings would want?also, can you find it?
>>25468466
He's by the parasol at the botom right part
>>25468466
The photo shopped kid at the bottom of the human pyramid? Right where the ocean meets the beach?
Or waldo? Who is kinda in the middle of the beach? Next to the blonde women and her child
>>25468543
Wow, the whole time the only thing I noticed were a couple guys in that pyramid with their hands on each others butts. Didn't even see the kid until you said something.
You know what'd be cool? A picture of Sonata dressed as the Diva from the Fifth Element.
>>25468557
That tends to happen with Waldo hunts.
It would be funny if the Dazzlings were magically sent to the waldo book.
Anon has to find each dazzling in the book, in different pages, to free them.
And Anon sucks at the find waldo thing.
>>25468466
That dog right under the dead Syian is totally going to fuck that girl.
>>25468592
Why is his name Waldo in the U.S. And Wally here in the UK and possibly the rest of Europe? Why change it? It's like how Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is called the Sorcerer's Stone in America. I don't get why they just didn't keep the same name.
>>25468637
I don't know. America is weird. Try living in it and you will see what I mean. It's my home though so I deal with it.
>>25468637
Not quite the rest of Europe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where's_Wally%3F#International_editions
>>25468678
>Turkish
I don't know, I just don't think "Where's Ali, Gezgin Veli?" Has the same ring to it.
>>25468777
Nice trips and kek.
>>25468637
>>25468665
Fuck off you dirty britbongs.
>>25468883
It's Taco Tuesday today.
With these tacos I now complete a year's dedication to the occasion, this general, and dear, sweet Sonata, irreplaceable in the Dazzlings and in my heart.
I wanted to briefly comment on something I noticed about /dzg/. Despite the ups and downs these threads went through in the first year since they kicked off, I feel all of the drama has shaped this place into the hangout it is today. Arguments over things like artist favoritism, tripfagging, blogposting, and content value may have riled posters and derailed a thread or two or maybe a few - but it all serves as a kind of quality control, a system of checks and balances to prevent things from becoming too niche. It's exemplary of a site-wide habit, which is to constantly reaffirm what makes good threads and quality contributions, and whether we're drifting too far from our original purpose. Things have certainly calmed down since the start, and our threads last several days instead of one a day. But that's perfectly fine.
Anyways, that's all I wanted to say, was thanks for making sure the threads stay fresh and accessible to anyone who falls under the spell of our siren overlords.
>>25469271
tl;dr - We cool faggots and have gud breads.
Thanks based Anon. I would participate in Taco Tuesday if I didn't have to deal with bullshit stomach issues preventing me from eating them. Have a Sonata instead.
>>25469271
I love you too Taco Anon.
>Finished my midterm and now have a few weeks to relax before anything important
Feels fucking good, can I get some comfy dazzling pics to get this relaxation started?
>>25467549
>>25467549
NATYI16
>>25467549
OP's image makes me want to see a tower of dazzlings walking around town.
>>25469355
>>25469295
>>25469271
build wall, otakus
>>25469271
I wanna kiss you taco tuesday anon
mmmmboop
>>25469431
no, otaku
>>25469392
>We Dazzle Dazzlings
>>25469762
>that Aria
>>25469762
>>25470222
Super cute. Very good stuff.
>>25470222
Checked.
Also: Sonata, if you eat all those pancakes, you're gonna get a wicked bad tummy ache!
>>25467658
Did someone say fangtastic?
The other Dazzles could've been so much better in this picture...
What if dazzluge?
>>25471033
It was her dream. to slide fast.
>>25470869
>Not using Natalie Geisenberger as the base for picture.
What a pleb.
>>25471167
Muhdick
>>25471175
>>25470222
>>25471530
Awesome stuff!
>>25471711
>>25470682
thanks! <3
>>25471755
You are most welcome. Any chance we'll see them coloured in the future?
>>25469762
>>25470222
>>25471452
>>25471530
>>25471694
>mfw I haven't saved any of this
Based. I got off work at the perfect time.
>>25471771
not any time soon, I'm actually super swamped. I just had free time between client work to shit some doodles out.plus I can't help but want to contribute something when the threads are this slow. I sacrificed quality for quantity but eh
>>25468207
Yes they did you jackass. Aria didn't have her name said.
>>25468466
At least wait until after Thanksgiving you turd.
>>25468637
>>25468665
See>>25468883
>>25468207
True. But although her name wasn't said I still think she had good presence.
>>25471835
He was referring to Aria buddeh.
>>25468253
Kek.
>>25468466
I like how nobody answered the question and just tried spotting Wally.
>Adagio
Perfume and make-up
>Aria
Boxing gloves
>Sonata
Giant teddy bear
>>25468581
I like this idea.
>>25471980
My mistake then. I assumed he was talking about Sonata.
>>25468665
>Mfw Americans call a pocket bonger a "wristwatch."
>>25471835
I don't think everyone in the world celebrates Thanksgiving m8...
>>25472186
Regardless, wait until December for Christmas stuff.
Dazzle olympians
>Aria
Archery
>Adagio
Fencing
>Sonata
Rowing
Make it happen...
>>25472375
I've seen a archer Aria pic in the EQG edits thread but i don't have it.
>>25473129
That works too!
>>25473129
yesss
Poof?
>>25473282
POOF!
poof
>>25473285
>>25473421
poof then
>tfw you see someone else in your computer lab in the same pony thread
Don't you have homework to do?
>>25473421
Poof Queen
>>25473499
Holy shit
I wanna know if this is a coincidence
Because I'm also in a computer lab
What state you from ?
>>25473528
PA, mate
>>25473499
>>25473528
Both of you should whip your dicks out to confirm
>>25473499
>>25473528
This can't be real but dubs confirms...
>>25473528
>>25473540
I never thought I'd be this close to another Anon
I thought we weren't real
>>25473540
>>25473624
Now kiss
>>25473624
Careful. Other anon can ruin your life by revealing the disgusting things you've posted about in the past. All he has to do is go on desustorage and search under the name "Anonymous".
>>25473624
We're everywhere. I swear I see so many people in this lab dicking around on one thread or another. I never recognized the exact thread though
>>25473628
But then I wouldn't be pure anymore!
>>25473628
Kek
Is it just me that wouldn't care about meeting another anon that browses dzg? It would be like finding a long list brother. We could swap lewds and fantasise about spitroasting Sonata.
>inb4 muh power level
>>25473129
>>25473421
Adorable. Is there a Sonata version?
>>25473421
Wow adagio is such a babby
>>25473928
>Wanting to sexually share your waifu
I guess that technically makes you a good guy, but really, dude?
Requesting an Aria version of pic related. Preferably naked, smiling and sitting on a giant pearl, beach ball or the Earth.
>>25473991
I doubt I could share a waifu too
>>25473997
looks like it'd be a nice "World is Mine" themed pic desu
>>25473928
>>25473991
>>25474128
Hue
>>25471792
No worries drawfriend. They are great either way.
>>25471997
>Boxing Gloves
Seems legit. I would love to see Aria in a tight boxing outfit.
>>25473129
Cute!
>>25473540
>PA
Muh negros
>>25473991
I would have nothing but respect for an anon that has such great taste.
That and the fact that the Dazzles are a gift that should be adored by all. It would be selfish to think otherwise.
It would be nice to have her all to myself, but I couldn't do that to you guys. I love you too much.
>>25474335
P00f
>>25473424
This pic always reminds me of when the Pokemon trading card game first became popular and there was all the alternate art styles for the pokemon. Primarily the base sets.
Something to do with the pencil work I guess.
>>25473928
>Implying I'd ever reveal myself to another anon
Don't get me wrong, I like you guys, but I sure as fuck wouldn't want to have any face to face contact with you.
>>25474825
I guess it depends on the person. Self admittedly I'm a normie, and I can tolerate any type of oerson usually. So meeting another anon face to face wouldn't phase me.
>>25473421
Why is she such a pussy in this?
>>25474923
This. Also, knowing someone who browses /dzg/ and is in your state isn't that different from knowing an anon across the country.
>>25474936
Because she's in Scilight's place. Its basically a recolor of scenes from EQG3.
>>25474972
It's a drawing and it less than mediocre in itself, but the issue is why would you draw her so out of character? This would work better as a Sonata picture.
>>25467549
I CAN NO LONGER BEAR THE SUSPENSE
>>25474825
>tfw Anon won't tape a picture of Sonata onto his back and let the other Anon rail him
>>25475020
Then draw it yourself, faggot
>>25475065
Anon would be a homosexual faggot if he wasn't down for that.
>>25472375
Yes. We need a draw of this.
>>25474923
Yeah, but meeting new people is intimidating, it's so much more comfortable when you're all just words on a screen, that way I can imagine the people I've talking to are all living in underground bunkers with stockpiles of several thousands of 5.56x45 rounds, who all post while wearing gas mask...
Wait, never mind, mistook you for /k/ for a second.
>>25475569
>tfw when Anon just described you
>>25471530
I really like her expression here
>>25471530
>you will never lure the Dazzlings in with a free cake table
>you will never throw a net on Sonata then feel terrible as she tears up
>Aria will not fight the net and fall down in a tangle
>Adagio will not stare at you with angry eyes as the net sits atop her poof, not even covering her body at all
>>25475925
kek'd
>>25475925
>Adagio will not stare at you with angry eyes as the net sits atop her poof, not even covering her body at all
I have to admit that this made me chuckle.
>>25473928
>>25476697
>>25476018
I love seeing them happy.
Here. Have some tiny sonata.
>>25477299
Forgot sleepy sonata with socks.
I can never think of Sonata the same way again. I just watched some Black Lagoon, and saw Revy's VA. It was fucking Maryke Hendrikse. Looked her up on Imdb to confirm. Now I want Sonata to pull pistols out and start taking potshots at the Rainbooms, I can't help it
>>25473553
Why would you post such a thing?
>>25477397
>I just watched some Black Lagoon, and saw Revy's VA
>watching dubs
Nigga, I hope you mean you just saw her name in the credits.
>>25477466
>Listening to annoying Jap voices
I hope you're just baiting.
>>25477466
Fuck you. Revy is alpha in every language.
>>25477397
>tfw Sonata will never put in in earbuds and blow up the Rainbooms with an M79 grenade launcher
>>25477540
Black Lagoon's only good Japanese stuff is the Engrish, otherwise the dub is pretty on point.
>>25477466
>Implying the dub of Black Lagoon doesn't absolutely shit all over the sub
I swear the Japanese only have like 6 voice actors in the whole industry, three for each gender.
>>25477587
I know that feel
>>25471167
>Pleb-tier Luge
They don't know shit till they've Skeleton-ed
Lizzie YarGold Numero Uno.With her gold hair, Adagio as Lizzie.
...see, Putain? We Brits don't resort to drug cheating, unlike you subhuman Slavshits. Enjoy being banned from Rio, Beijing, Tokyo & Pyeongchang, Commies. Remove Beetroot, IOC.
>>25478375
I don't know why, but I approve of this message.
my ears r kinda bad cuz one day i listened to music to loud n busted my drums and my ears bled sometimes for like 5 days so its hard for me to uderstand and the music, it over laps thier voices so that makes it worse lmao
>>25478857
wait wut?
>>25478857
>my ears r kinda bad cuz one day i listened to music to loud n busted my drums and my ears bled sometimes for like 5 days so its hard for me to uderstand and the music, it over laps thier voices so that makes it worse lmao
Translated subtitles on Ceefax page 888.
>>25473928
You two could fuck a blue fleshlight and pretend it's sonata. Make sure your dicks rub and meet in the middle.
>>25479092
I don't see a problem with this scenario.
>>25479092
I wonder how a load of someone else's cum shooting up through a dick would feel
>>25479167
It sounds kind of hot.
>>25479175
>watching double-fuck fleshlight porn
>getting aroused
>keep thinking no-homo while wanting to do it because it looks like it feels amazing
>>25478375
Shame about the fugly face. Or is by that the camera?
>>25479240
Probably genetic, unfortunately. They can't all be the absolutely adorable Picaboo Street.
>>25474245
I second aria in a boxing outfit
>>25479015
Oh fuck.
'sup
>>25479905
>>25479905
The ban will be worth it
>>25479952
*click*
New IP!
More progress on that fire nation dazzle request. Might even make this the final - just not sure on the background yet. Gonna give it more thought, but open to feedback.
>>25480917
Already improved a few things actually - re-ordered background layers and added some missing shading on Aria's hair. Floaty bits are in front of the emblem now, and the crosshatch behind it. Will just post a derpi link with the final tomorrow sometime. Thanks for the idea, whichever of y'all it was.
>>25480879
why is she sad :C
>>25480917
I think it's coming pretty good. It's always kinda weird for me to see aria smile tho
>>25471530
pls use a plate
>>25480917
>>25480998
Wow. When I requested this I didn't expect it to be this good. Amazing work.
>>25481323
Did shave just a bit off the edge of the smile, yeah. Also reworked Dagi's nose to fit the others' style better and softened Sonata's eyelashes. Eh, fuck it, will re-post it before bed with the background changes too.
>>25481348
Had a good time working on it, thanks.
>>25481366
Got an idea in mind for the background?
>>25481366
I hope you're proud of yourself cause this is really awesome
>>25481854
Sonata has got a really cute bum in that pic.
>>25481411
I meant this was the repost. Worded it poorly. Gonna touch up a few tiny things on Sonata and put it up to derpi later.
We dead again?
>>25482846
It seems so. I was rather enjoying the strange discussions that took place yesterday.
>>25481366
>>25481411
>>25482333
Here's a final for the dropbox, won't spam a 3rd attachment of it to the thread.
https://derpibooru.org/1025910
Also, damn... Dubs on dubs, then a 3x3.
Got a new ponified Dazzlings pic done last night.
Need to clean it up a bit yet.
Aria's left hoof-tip, and Sonta's right leg in that second scene.
>>25482962
This is great work.
And great work inspires gets.
GETS ALL AROUND.
>>25483153
Pony dazzles a cute.
Though I'm still in camp fishpone.
>>25482962
Pretty good
>>25483153
Cute.
Sonata a cute. A CUTE.
>>25484225
>>25484394
>>25484225
Sonata thinks you're pretty cute too anon.
>>25484506
fav cap of the Dazzlings?
>>25485609
Probably this one, if only because of Adagio's goofy face.
>>25485609
>>25485609
This was the moment I let the poof into my heart.
>>25486181
Followed by this. The Rainbooms must pay.
>>25479905
i missed this link pls
>>25486499
Just search desustorage
>>25485632
Oh my god. Look at her. What an evil little dork. Personally I love when she does the evil fingers.
>>25485910
*LIPS LICKS*
>>25486181
There's something so beautiful about her face here, I know that feel.
more evil fingers Adagio.
>>25486728
>>25486746
them some evil sexy fingers
>>25486746
>>25487276
>"This is how i caress balls"
>>25487285
>you will never be forced to caress Flash'es balls while Adagio mimes out what she wants you to do
>>25487935
C U C K
U
C
K
>>25488255
Its like you don't want Adagio's approval. If you do it she might evenlet you hold her hand.
>>25488255
>>25488387
Anything for my adagio
Dagi's fine as fuck
Guess who's back?
>>25489093
back again
>>25489132
That I am. So do y'all want me to do the Halloween special or keep going with the current program?
>>25489157
Whatever sounds good to you m8. Glad to have you back.
>>25489196
I think then we'll go with the Halloween special then.
Sorry for being away for so long. I had some legal trouble in my job that took a shit long time to solve. But it's all well and good now.
>>25489157
Maybe a shortie about trick or treater dazzles to get you back into the swing of things
>>25489208
either or i'd just be happy to have some fresh green
>>25489208
we're just glad to have you back. trick or treat dazzles sounds super adorable
>The half moon rose high in the sky that night as dusk poured over the street
>It was the night before Halloween and the first one the Dazzling's would ever experience
>They didn't even have their costumes yet!
>It was finally time to stop procrastinating and get them something to wear
>"Girls? Hey girls?"
>They all march downstairs
>"Alright girls, we're going to get you some costumes."
>Sonata tilts her head sideways
"Why do we need costumes? Are we going to rob a taco store!?"
>Aria places her hand to her face and Adagio groans
>"No sweetie. We're going to be dressing up for Halloween."
>She tilts her head further
"What's that?"
>"It's a holiday we have here in the human world. Basically we all dress up and go door to door asking for candy."
>Sonata smiles
"Well it isn't tacos, but it's the next best thing!"
>Aria gives her a sideways glare
"Go to sleep Sonata."
>"Come on girls. Let's get in the car."
>The four of you march out too the car and hop in
>Sonata is still as confused as ever
"Why do people dress up on October daddy?"
>"It has something to do with an ancient tradition."
"What tradition?"
>"I'm not that sure sweetie."
"Why are you not sure?"
>"Because I haven't looked it up."
"Why not?"
>"Why are you asking me so many questions?"
>She had a shit eating grin in the back seat. She was just trying to test your patience.
>"Oh you silly girly."
>Adagio looks around curiously
"I am quite curious about this tradition. I would love to know more."
>"Well when I get more information I will be sure to let you know."
>Aria smiles in amusement
"Does this also mean we get to play pranks on scaredy cats that have an S at the beginning of their name?"
>Sonata huffs
"Hey! I'm not a scaredy cat!"
>Aria messes up her hair
"Are too."
"Are not."
"Are too."
>"Girls! It's too late for this. Anyway, we're almost there."
>You begin to come up on the shop. It would come to a vacant lot every Halloween season to sell costumes and things
>Their products weren't half bad
>>25489093
>>25489157
>>25489208
Shut up and post you attentionwhore. Like in >>25489469
>>25488387
Unbelievably enough, doing what a woman tells you to do is a quick way to lose her respect and interest.
I doubt Adagio would help someone out of the milk of human kindness. This situation reeks of mischief to me. Perhaps Adagio would try to fuck up or redicule either or both you and Flash.
>You are in the dazzles' basement
>Flash is there, completely naked
>His arms are tied with ropes hanging from the ceiling, as are his eagle-spread legs
>His eyes are covered by a velvet blindfold
>His ears and nostrils are plugged
>"Adagio....please!....Let me feel you!" he pleads
>His erection is twiching, and a tiny peral of precum is sitting at his tip
>"I told him that by restricting his senses his remaining ones would become quite sensitive to my erotic touch..." explains Adagio to you
>She is wearing a corset, thigh-high boots, leather gloves and a nazi officer's hat
>"...which is where you come in..."
>Adagio clicks her tongue
>"...Nonny...You see, poor Flash doesn't know I'm making an...educational film about his sex life. One that he wouldn't like to see distributed. Which means it has to be extra kinky. I want you to pretend you're me and...play with my boytoy. Be my hands. Mine will be busy with the camera and the riding crop..."
>You are astounded by Adagio's outrageous request
"What's in it for me?" you are surprised to hear yourself saying
>Adagio graces you with a wolfish grin, like a predator who just cornered it's pray
>"IF you're good enough and make Flash cum aaaall over the place, then I'll make you my little helper and let you help me discipline my two sluts upstairs. They're being....a handfull."
>This is gay. This is too damn gay for you. But on the other hand, you're all for a jest. Good jests are good, but nasty ones are awesome. Plus Adagio just offered you a job
"Eh, what the hell. Pass me that luchador mask. That there, with the zippers over the mouth and eyes."
>"That's not-Ahem. Here you go, sweetie..."
tfw can't draw
>>25489469
>You all walk into the store and begin browsing
>They had even more costumes than last year. Rows and rows of them.
>"Alright girls. Have at it."
>The trio dispersed amongst the lines of costumes
>To your surprise, Applejack was at the counter
>You walk over too her
>"Hi Applejack."
"Howdy Anon."
>"That was one crazy adventure. I mean with the portal and everything."
"That it was. By the way, hows your little sweetheart doin'? It may have been a rough ride but you two love birds sure did git closer 'cause of it."
>"She's actually out for the week on vacation."
"Well that's a shame. Be sure to tell me how things go."
"Course AJ."
>Sonata comes running back with a blue dinosaur out fit
"Can I get this one daddy!?"
>"Of course you can. But we'll have to wait for your two sisters."
"Aye sir."
>After a few minutes Adagio comes to the desk carrying an angel costume with a detachable halo
>She almost looks embarrassed
"D-does this work?"
>"Of course it does."
>She smiles, being slightly put at ease
>After about 15 minutes Aria still hadn't shown up
>Knowing her, she was probably deciding between a few
>You go out to look for her and sure enough she has three in her arms, trying to decide what looks best
>The first was a astronaut, the second a vampire, and the third a zombie
>She nearly jumps when she spots you
"Oh... Anon... I um..."
>"What's wrong? Can't decide?"
>She nods
>"Well, which one is your favorite?"
"All of them!"
>You think for a moment
>"Ok. How about a vampire zombie astronaut?"
>You see her lips form a smile a mile wide
"Can I really!?"
>"I don't see why not."
>She give you a big hug
"Thanks dad!"
>Realizing she just broke her bad girl act, she pushes back and clears her throat, looking embarrassed
"I mean. Whatever. I suppose I can do it."
>You smile
>"Come on. The other two are waiting for you."
>>25489538
Easy there friend. We're all friends here. No need for insults.
>>25489604
Moar
>>25489538
#Rude
>>25489658
I can't. My dick is sore and my heterosexuality feels threatened by the prospect of the whole damn Narnia busting right out of the closet.Actually I'm feeling lazy. I'm taking a break from a videogame I'm stuck in.
I remember I wrote a bit about Adagio keking anon with Flash while he watched a few months ago. Then another guy made it into a story. It's not the same concept but maybe it'll keep you entertained.
Though I must say I didn't have you pegged for a fellow blackguard. I like.
>>25489608
I'm fucking laying in bed with a dumb goofy smile as I read this. Its good to have you back <3
>>25489604
Conflicted as to whether or not I could jerk off Flash to get to Sonaynay and Aria.
>>25491255
Now i'm picturing giant dazzlings trampling the middle east.
>>25491347
Might work, unless they get distracted by something.
poof
>>25491255
Gravity defying hair is triggering me. Speaking of hair, sometimes I toy with the idea that Adagio's sacred poof is in truth a rather hairy siamese sibling, or that the dazzles are in truth Futakuchi-onna. Filia vs Dagi...I'm torn.
>>25491347
>inb4 /pol/
>inb4 PeridotPlease no. That'd only prompt more of them to come and culturaly enrichen us. The best course of action would be to take the dazzles to the UN and have them sing about how full of shit and extremely abusable the overly "humanitarian" system is. And speaking of full of shit, the leadership of the major EU countries (with Germany first and foremost) are just that. Full of shit. They've established a series of rigid treaties on the subject that they demand the (third world) eastern european countries abide to to the letter while they change them the moment they get zerg rushed. They've no qualms condemning others to the very fate they want to avoid, especially if it means saving face. But while you're saving your face, you're losing your ass.
Also before she died, Hasna Aitboulahcen (the first female suicide bomber in France) was begging the cops for help while denying that the terrorist dude was her friend. She was rigged with explosives and murdered in the name of another man's ideals, simple as that. Now she's dead and her name will live on in infamy.
>>25468637
"Philosopher" is a word that is unusually complex in meaning for the title of a kids' book here, meanwhile "sorcerer" is pretty much just a term indicating that magic is involved. I don't know if this is the official reason but I believe the change was to make the book more accessible and appealing to kids.
>>25492069
That said I have no idea for the change between Wally and Waldo. Maybe Waldo is a less common name in Europe? Not that it's common here.
poof
How do you think each dazzling would be during their period?
How well do you think you would deal with your favorite dazzling(s) during their period?
>>25493517
Treat them how I would normally. Ignore the bitching and just feed them or whatever. Women are easy to please, because you just treat them like children when they throw their little tantrums.
>>25493517
How I do now.
-if she starts being a dick, ignore
-if an argument starts, do not add fuel. Talk calmly, answer but don't add fuel. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH
-try to be nice. I wouldn't even joke, it'll just get taken the wrong way
-if all else fails, back up to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her
>>25493517
I don't think there'd be much difference with Aria. Period or no, she's still purple grump.
>>25494354
Maybe she get's super happy and positive during her period?
>>25494399
That would be bizarre... yet amusing.
>>25493517
>Adagio turns turbo bitch, the slightest thing will set her off
>Sonata has really bad fucking cramps and is super emotional
>Aria getssuper horny
>>25493692
>Never met a woman other than his mother
>>25494519
>Aria getssuper horny
That was a good green.
>>25493692
>>25494284
>>25494354
>>25494399
>>25494414
>>25494519
I'm disappointed, but not surprised.
>>25489608
Hey, I haven't been here in a while. The last I read was Aria getting raped by RD. What happened with that?
/r/ any anon vocaroo recording of an evil laugh to go with this picture.
>>25494754
Yeah. It looks like this is set a few weeks following the yet-unwritten end to the main line fic. Hence thepurposefully?vague hints being dropped here and there.
>>25494664
Care to elaborate?
>>25494664
Hmm, is this BG or Wee? That pic related is kek with the comment.
I wasn't one of those anons, but I'll back up what Sal said, from experience. The trick though, comes in learning /which/ requests to say 'no' to.
I'll never forget this one afternoon I was especially firm with my wife about not moving this heavy-ass 4-sided 10x10 dog kennel to another spot on our property where it'd be an huge eyesore (and not even on level ground). And I'm typically pretty go-with-the-flow with things.
Tell ya what, I got some that night.
How do I poof?
>>25495021
If you have to ask, you don't.
>>25494942
Oh boy. Where do I begin?
Animals and humans menstruate differently. The Dazzlings would be extremely new to actually BLEEDING, but before that even begins, hormones go fucking crazy. In my personal experience, the heightened emotional sensitivity comes before the bleeding does. There's also breast swelling, bloating, diarrhea, nausea and even vomiting, abdominal cramps, lower back pain, acne, overall body aches, etc. These are not rare symptoms, they're standard. The only way to avoid it is to either just be born like that or take BC.
These girls would be miserable, confused, and likely in an enormous amount of physical and emotional pain. It's not pretty, it's not petty, it's gross and difficult to deal with.
You can't simply chalk it up to "how to deal with a chick when she's being a bitch".
>>25495010
There can't possibly be only two girls in the thread. Right?
>>25495072
Well, only two that have been named. Glad to see more, though.
>>25495072
>Mfw
Ariabump.
>>25495072
>There can't possibly be only two girls in the thread. Right?
Ya gotta be able to pee standing up to be accepted on this site
>>25495589
but anon, anyone can pee standing up
>>25495589
>>25495643
It's true. The only thing stopping women from peeing standing up is personal hygiene concerns and social norms.
>>25495660
>personal hygiene
We're talking about the same gender that leaves bloody tampons on the bathroom floors or sinks, right?
>>25495660
The only thing stopping us from peeing standing up is that we can't aim our urethra.
>>25495673
>same gender
>implying an entire gender does that shit
That's what you call a trife.
>>25495673
>We're talking about the same gender that leaves bloody tampons on the bathroom floors or sinks, right?
Do you seriously think that all women act the same?
How many have you met? Honestly curious here.
Imagine if you believed that the entire male gender pissed on the floor, just because some guy did it in a public bathroom once.
