Can we, like, have another bimbo thread?
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Can we, like, have another bimbo thread?
>>25485732
Can you, like, not?
>>25485732
I do not have any bimbo pics however I do have a EqG Trixie, since your OP pic is Trixie I at least presume you like her.
>>25485765
Pretty please?
>>25485774
Not OP but more Trixie would be much appreciated Anon.I love her EqG design for some reason
>>25485774
Trixie a cute.
>>25485732
That's not an especially eye-catching image for a thread of this nature. But here's some girl-on-girl action being observed by another girl.
>>25485785Same, I don't know what it is she had good design in Rainbow Rocks but her casual student wear I think takes top spot, maybe it's her hair, maybe it's her personality. I just like her character in the EqG universe
Requesting Bimbo Sparkles to draw bimbo Trixie ty
Getting ready to write another (hopefully not as long) segment of story. In light of that, I'll rumble about for a request or two to get the gears turning.
What've you airheads got on your minds?
>>25486005
Bimbo Sonata being her ditzy self?
>>25485876
I remember the DA comment section of Sunset saying Trixie's tits were going to sag but Trixie merely replied at least she has tits...
also
>>25485861
>>25485884
that Change in her hair style also the star on the elbow sleeve, I don't know what they did but it's like Trixie devolved.
>>25485844
/trash/ is right
but /d/ and /aco/ NEVER
>>25486049
Treehugger has sex for the first time and figures out that the more sex she has the more she grows and the more of an "earth goddess" she becomes.
It goes without saying that she gets even more kekoocloudlander the more voluptuous she becomes.
>>25486487
*cloudkekoolander...
As in, more of a goofy hippy.
So here's a question.
What exactly IS a bimbo?
Is it mostly just that they're dumb or sex hungry?
>>25486933
That's dangerous territory you're wandering into, but there is no quantitative way to measure bimboness, not by cup-size or mental quickness.
You're probably better off setting up personal limitations and working with or around others as they pop up.
Like, hello?
I could dump Annon's moondancer sequence if anyone wants that
>>25486933
Yup, just a dumb slut basically
>>25488161
Go for it
>>25488161
Guess that would be coo'
https://derpibooru.org/1025690
bah, gotta bail on the annon dump. It's all on his tumblr though - annon-mlp.tumblr.com/tagged/moondancer/chrono. Art's not all that good, but it's long and the transformation pretty good.
>>25486933
as >>25487043 said that's pretty tricky to pin down a definition
according to dictionary.com
Bimbo:
an attractive but stupid young woman, especially one with loose morals.
whereas
Slut:
a sexually promiscuous woman, or a woman who behaves or dresses in an overtly sexual way.
sometimes those words are interchangeable, but the defining thing between the two is the naive or innocence a bimbo may have about the sexual radiance they give off and generally their low intelligence
though sometimes a bimbo can be smart, but that cognitive part of their brain shuts off as their sexual drive rises
so they don't have to have voluptuous or big breasts, hips, butts and or lips
though for many, having some or all of those are basically a requirement to be considered a bimbo as well as the lower intelligence
>>25488524
>though sometimes a bimbo can be smart
But that goes directly against the definition of bimbo
>>25488524
I'm a fan of the Google definition - "an attractive but empty-headed young woman, especially one perceived as a willing sex object." Especially since empty-headed can mean a lot of things, and doesn't necessarily imply being dumb, just naive/distractable.
>>25488548
Honestly, I agree with you on the definition, but I personally can't stand dumb people, so I'm fine with stretching the definition to apply to normal-int girls who are happy being a sex object. Like in >>25488478
- Annon's whole schtick is girls turning into "bimbos", but half of them are cunning, devious, and only have their brains turn to jelly when they think about sex.
Take the end of the Moondancer transformation - a girl who is smart enough to actively work towards making sex /better/ is way sexier than one who's too dumb to do anything but suck cock. Are you really going to look at the girl at the end of that, dripping and sex-obsessed and loving it, and say "but her IQ is above X amount so she's not TECHNICALLY..."?
>>25486005
One of the Princesses or town mayors get poisoned by Chrysalis' venom which causes them to get loopy the longer they go without sex.
(Maybe physical changes too? I don't know.)
soon
>>25488755
The way I like to think of it is bimbos are savants.
Scatter brained and absent minded they may be that doesn't mean they can't be knowledgeable about stuff.
They're just easily distracted especially if it's something sexual.
>>25489171
Honestly, as long as she loves sex and is happy being used for sex, I couldn't give two shits how smart she is. Beyond that, requiring a girl to be an idiot for no good reason just seems kind of cruel.
Though, that given that my fetish basically involves re-writing the girl's personality anyways, feeling guilty about fiddling with her IQ is kind of a bizarre thing for me to single out in taking issue with.
http://pastebin.com/FcYhiEXR
hope to see this continue
>>25489005
Www lad lesbian bimbo action = top unf
>>25491706
UNF
slut butt bump
>>25486933
Ur mum
>Aryanne will never be selected to take part in the Lebensborn program
>She will never be dosed with a course of estrogen, intellect suppressants, and plastic surgery
>She will never be reamed nightly by soldiers returning from the front
>She will never host generals as they beat a hasty retreat westward
>Griffons will never break down her door and violently pound her in a 3-way
>She will never be forced to become a heavily pregnant prostitute on the streets of Marelin
>She will never marry a minotaur soldier and move back to Bovinia with him
>She will never live a happy, full life as a housewife and mother
>She will never look back and sigh, at those happy days when she pleasured the greatest ponies in the world
>"Ach, mein furher, das ist ein big bratwurst!"
>>25491706
>"Hey, Rainbow?"
>"What's up Applejack?"
>"Have you noticed that Twilight's been actin' a little... different since she became a princess?"
>"Hmn. Now that you mention it, she IS a let less grouchy. You think it has to do with what happened to her?"
>"Well, she did get wings. And she got taller."
>"Oh, and she got a bigger ass. And don't forget that princess-sized rack she has now!"
>"Uh, yeah. Can't forget about that. Anyway, she always seems to be in a good mood now and she's a lot more mellow. It just stands to reason that maybe her personality might've changed along with her body?"
>"Yeah, could be. Wow, do you think anything else could have changed with her?"
>"I don't know Rainbow. I don't know."
>Meanwhile, on the far side of Sweet Apple Acres...
>"Oh, YEAH! Give it to me stud! I need it! I need it bad! Your princess demands you show her just how much you know about friendship! Let me fucking have it!"
>"Eeeyup!"
>>25493662
Freindship with benifits is the new level for Twilight to master
Continuing http://pastebin.com/FcYhiEXR
>>25494024
"Ummm... I j-just kinda complimented you... Sorta... Sorry..." You manage to squeak out, finfing a sudden interest in anything but the woman's face.
>"Oh! You called me hot?" The girl asked with a smoldering smirk, stepping forward towards you.
"Umm. Not really..." You reply sheepishly, ducking your head downwards into your shoulders.
>"Huh? What then, cutie?" She asks, smiling down at you.
>Oh god she called you 'cutie'
>Fuck man, nobody's ever called you anything but 'faggot'
>Even Mom
"I-I called you... Pretty..." You mumble, just loud enough her to hear.
>The confidence boost that you experienced in the club seemed to have fizzled out as you were know a shaking mess.
>"Whu?" The girl asks dumbly, coking her head and furrowing her finely trimed brow at you
>Goddammit Anon you fucked it.
>You wonder if any hardware stores where open at this time.
>You could use some rope.
>Your shoulders sink and you sigh in defeat but prepare for a few more words to say before leaving
"I said you look pretty..." You say slowly and in a monotonous voice.
>You stare at the ground and can feel the gaze of the girl piercing your dome.
>"Pretty..." She says slowly and in an almost labored way, as if she forgot it was a word.
>You look up at her too see a confused expression across her soft, perfect face.
>"Pretty?" She asks again, looking down at you as if you were speaking a different language.
>Is she testing you?
>Was she that smart?
"Y-yeah, pretty... Y'know... Like your face looks good... N'stuff."
>Solid explanation Anon
>"So. Like hot?" She asks again, loosing the befuddled expression somewhat.
"No... Like b-beautiful. Y'know?" You explain, ending with a nervous chuckle.
>Her expression reverts to an even more puzzled face as you tell her your thoughts.
>"B-be-b-beautiful?" She asks again.
>Oh god is she stuttering.
>Anonymous Cutout: Professional Lady Killer
"Yeah... You've been called beautiful before right?" You say, raising your eyebrow in confusion.
>>25494033
Fuck. Forgot a picture to go with it.
>>25494033
Oh so glad to see this back
>>25494033
>"Yeah! Pfft, I mean, totally. Guys call me umm... B-beautiful and... Nice n' stuff." She says, slightly awkwardly
>You were pretty alright at reading body language, and bimbos would broadcast it like the FOX or some shit.
>She was lying
"Really?" You ask, cocking an eyebrow at her.
>This display of skepticism seems to throw her off somewhat
>"Oh, like, totally. Guys come up to me and are all like 'Hey baby. You look so good, I wanna just... Do nice tings to you'." She says, putting on a deep, vaguely masculine sounding voice fo the last bit
>You follow this up with a skeptic eyebrow raise that The People's Champ would be proud of
"Really?" You ask again, your voice dripping with condescending tone
>The girl was trembling slightly as you grill her
>"I-gah-but-muh-ummm..."
>She looks down to the ground
>How the tables have turned
>"Kinda... N-not really... No..." She mutters, keeping firm eye contact with the sidewalk
"Well... Y-you are..." You say, trying to avert her attention back to you
>Bimbo's could get very emotional, and you didn't want her to cry
>She wouldn't look good crying
>You heart rate increases as you attempt a plan to direct her attention from whatever she was thinking about to you
"Wanna go on a date?" You blurt out with a tad of confidence
>Holy Shit
>Didn't even stutter
>The girl raises her head to look back at you
>She looks a little confused again
>"A date?" She asks
>Oh god. You'll have to explain what a date is
"Yeah... Y'know like just the two of us."
>She takes on a much more sultry face after this sentence
>"Oh... Just the two of us?" She whispers in a an airy, seductive tone
>Oh God
>She's trying to initiate sex
>You weren't ready for this
>It was too soon
>Quick! Abort!
"Yeah! Likehavingdinnerorseeingamovie. Or whatever! Here's my number!" You blurt out, throwing a small tab of paper to her
>Pre-written number
>Always be prepared
"JusttextmennstuffBye!" You shout before swiveling on your heels and running off into the night.
>>25494479
>Just as you round the corner of the block and are out of her sight, you wipe your brow of sweat and let out a well deserved sigh of relief.
>That girl was willing to take your virginity.
>And that would have been awful because...
>No reason at all for running away crosses your mind
>You fucked yourself
"God fucking dammit Anon!" You hiss under your breath.
>You slowly and sullenly begin the long walk back to your apartment.
Hey guys. What should Anon do as a job?
>>25494520
Sandwich
>>25494520
Work at a department store or in the food court
>>25494567
I could sworn I wrote "artist" in that post. I want him to be a sandwich artist.
>>25494479
this is adorable
>>25494572
s' not like she would by coincidence visit a new place for a bite where he works at, and would almost be unable to take her order. I mean, what are the chances?
moondancer with boob window is too perfect
>>25495005
Then how about a cashier or better yet work at Victoria secrets as an inventory guy
>>25494520
Please continue
>>25495045
too true
>>25493061
Fucking unf, I need more
>>25494520
how about taxi driver?
>>25500744
just imagine him always driving bimbo couples making out in the back seat and has to be full focused on the road to not cause an accident
>>25500787
how about magician or pizza deleivery guy?
>>25500828
not sure about the magician part, but pizza guy is pretty self-explanatory
>>25500883
cahier at a store or a work in a warehouse? Librarian? not many normal jobs a beta would have unless they work for tech support
>>25500917
if we're talking beta of betas, there's always janitor
>>25500926
Ok true and janitor is good but what about working with one of the bimbos?
>>25494520
librarian
bimbo herder
ghostbuster
>>25500950
could just as well be office work full of bimbos bringing him to the edge of insanity because there's always something they can't figure out
>>25501042
That sounds like a good concept. Being around them all day, slowly getting annoyed.
>>25500957
How would Anon still be beta if he was a bimbo herder or ghostbuster
>>25501807
One of the greatest betas in cinema history was a ghostbuster.
Oh, hey, a bimbo thread, time for me to come out of lurking, and share some stuff.
- WARNING -
Chub-bimbo awaits.
http://pastebin.com/PkvJZLCB - Sonata bimbo/milf story I wrote a few Bimbo-threads back
http://pastebin.com/WBKhweGF - part one of an abandoned Dazzlings Bimbo story
http://pastebin.com/bKRR7kYU - part two of that abandoned Dazzlings Bimbo story, last I heard, the author gave free reign for anyone who wanted to continue it
http://pastebin.com/9tNzabCx - A bimbo story where Sonata becomes the focal point of all intelligence amongst a word of bimbos and himbos.
>>25501925
the follow up image Bimbo Sparkle drew after the previous one.
That was a fun thread.
Also, Bimbo Sparkle is deceptively strong.
Here's some more stories
http://pastebin.com/rBmSLg4C - Once upon a Moondancer; kinda like a bimbo zombie-plague deal
And, after a hunt through some pone-related pastebin links, I guess I'll just create new ones for these two stories that I can't find the author for.
http://pastebin.com/wtGiSUwA - Cookie's changes; Bimbo Milfs, dealing with Rarity and Pinkie's moms.
http://pastebin.com/eJZgeTd4 - Moondancer's emergency job; I think this one was a request by someone who enjoyed the Moondancer bimbo-plague story, and wanted someone to do more with the idea of a Bimbo pizzeria.
And since I love Bimbo Sparkle's drawings of Sonata as a chuBimbo, have another one.
>>25500950
I feel like since I mentioned it a little while ago, I'll push for the pizzeria, there is always need for Bimbo Pizza Girls.
Chubby or not.
>>25501925
I'm disappointed we never got more stories from that genius Sonata in the bimbo world universe thing.
Would like to see the new lives of the formerly intelligent bimbos
>>25486049
>You stand in front of the desk, tapping your foot lightly.
>Across from you, a busty, ponytailed girl pats herself up and down, eyes slowly widening as she bites her lips.
>"Uh-oh."
"Oh don't give me that."
>You sigh and bring an hand to your face.
"I hate when you make that sound."
>There's a quiet grunt from the girl before she adopts a sheepish smile.
>"Well, like, what about 'whoospies'?"
"That doesn't instill me with any more confidence. Do you have it or not?"
>The girl, Sonata, drags the toe of her heeled shoe against the floor.
>"Um, I don't think I do. I may have left them behind at the gas station."
>You sigh again.
"The gas station."
>"Yup."
"Five minutes ago."
>"Yup."
>She adds in a bobble of her head this time for good measure.
"You can't keep a hold of box for more than five minutes?"
>Another lip bite.
>Leaning in close, you shake your head and whisper, harshly into her ear.
"I'm amazed that you can even get off by yourself."
>Sonata's cheeks color and she giggles.
>"Aw, but that's what I have you for, sweetie!"
"Yeah, yeah."
>Grumbling, you walk up to the counter.
>The clerk looks at you, and you scowl back at Sonata.
"I can't believe you forgot the candy."
>"Soo-rry."
>Sonata's cheerful chirp does little to dissuade your frustration.
>Neither does the clerk.
>"Uh, you can't, like, bring in outside food, dude."
"Yeah, well, you won't have that problem tonight. Get me two from the top shelf."
>Rummaging about in your wallet, you finally pull out a ten-spot and hand it over to the spaced out ticket monkey.
>He gives you two box candies and then less than half the amount back in change.
>Swiping your goodies, you shake the boxes menacingly in his direction.
"This is highway robbery."
>"Hey man, I don't set the prices."
>You know that.
>But you still give the candy boxes one good shake before turning and marching into the theater, Sonata hot on your heels.
>Click-clack, all the way to the chairs.
>>25504227
>Grunting, you plop down into your seat and she does likewise.
>You silently hand her the box.
>After a moment, of staring at the pre-movie presentation, Sonata glances over at you.
>"...Are you, like, mad at me?"
>No.
"Not especially."
>"Cuz you seem like you're mad."
>Maybe a little.
"Only about paying twice for candy. And having to pay theater price. Not at you."
>Sonata smiles.
>"Well, I know something that will cheer you up."
>You turn your head towards her and suddenly find yourself buried in soft, pliable boobflesh.
>Thrashing for a moment, you hear Sonata's muffled squeal as she laughs and pins your head firmly against her chest.
>Eventually you stop fighting it.
>Besides, who doesn't love getting the chance to motorboat a great pair of tits.
>But as you rub your face back and forth, something else catches your attention.
>A bit of roughness that brushes against your chin.
>Forcing yourself back, you stare at the surprised Sonata for a moment
>Then you plunge your hand into her cleavage.
>The girl gasps, cheeks coloring as she squirms in her seat.
>From the pressure on her lip, she looks liable to bite straight through.
>"H-Hey, people are going to stare if you keep that up."
>But no.
>You're on a mission.
>After a few seconds more of digging, you extract your hand.
>Sonata's eyes widen and she gasps.
>"Omigosh! You found it!"
>A rather limp looking chocolate bar bends towards your wrist.
>Setting your lips into a scowl, you glare at her.
"Did you seriously lose candy in your own cleavage?"
>"Mhmm, I guess so."
>Sighing, you slap the chocolate bar onto her boob, earning a quick yelp.
"From now on, I'm sneaking stuff in, got it?"
>Sonata grins and cuddles up to your side, munching on the now unwrapped chocolate.
>"Kay."
>The things you put up with...
Gotta find that Sonata x Fluttershy story
and someone to color this picture in
>>25504309
I agree.
Also, while I simple adore Sonata(to the level where I feel like it's implied that it's a weeb-term that could describe my affection for her), I can't help but feel like her bimbo-version would just turn into a pseudo-prostitute, turning tricks for tacos.
[spoilers]insert lesbian joke here[/spoilers]
>>25504235
Perfect
>>25504309
oh yeah whatever happened to that one
>>25504399
now i remember.
Was gonna go in depth of pre-exile Dazzlings and Sonata transformation
I'd continue it right now ifSanswasn't giving me a bad time.
>>25504658Well, you did piss him off, you dirty brother killer
Sometimes you need to step back and take a bit of a breather when it comes to those tough fights.
I remember when I was facing Asgore for the first time he kept wrecking me, but I took a break, and when I got around to playing it the next day, it was a cake-walk.
But enough Undertale, we are here for Bimbo ponies.
>>25504702
that's what happened to me 10 minutes ago.
Was 3 or 4 attacks away from intermission (a new high), but still fuck up later. Attacks 3 and 7 really screw me over; especially 7 because that's really random.
on another note, MILF Toriel x MILF Celestia when?
>>25504702
okay that's it, I need to check out what all this undertale stuff is about. It's been everywhere i browse
>>25504754
don't worry f4m i'll gift one lucky person the gameon holiday sale
>>25504702
gaddam dat ass dont quit
>>25504235
I like it.
>>25494520
>Two days later
>You sigh
>You pick up the hot cup of coffee from the break room counter and sip on the bitter, brown liquid
>You check your phone notifications for something
>Anything
>But nothing
>Goddammit Anon
>You fucked this
>She thinks your a beta faggot
>She must be smarter than she looks
>Just as you're about to return to your corner of IT support, a tall, red-haired, busty bimbo walked up to the counter he was leaning on.
>"Hey Anoon-" The woman begins.
"It's Anon." You shoot back, correcting her mispronunciation.
>"Whatever. I think my computer has stopped working?" She speaks in an uninterested and frankly rude tone.
"What's wrong with it?" You ask in a tone of your own rudeness.
>"It's, like, smoking from the back and won't turn on." She says, checking her HeadScroll page and paying little to no attention to you.
>You huff and mutter to yourself
>You still fail to understand how Equestria operated with pretty much everyone being a thick-skulled, air-headed dolt
>Especially in your office
>Pretty much everyone is as dumb as an ostrich on dope
>Except for you of course
>You reach the bimbo's desk and duck underneath it to work with the hardware
>Time passes and you just conclude this computer is past fixing
>Just as you're about to crawl out from under the desk, you feel a small vibration in your thigh
>That's probably a tumor or something
>You reach into your pocket to probe at your thigh but find your phone blocking you path
>You pull your phone out of your pocket only for the screen to illuminate the underneath of the desk
>Must have accidentally pressed the sleep button
>You hold it in front of your face to turn it off but notice that a strange smiling text box in your notifications
>Probably the phone company telling you about a deal
>You open it anyway to escape the monotonous bullshit of you're job
>It reads: hey cutee!! wanna go on that date???? xx
>That's weird
>They usually tell you about deals going on
>Wait
>Oh shit
>It's the girl!
>>25505674
Sorry guys. I can only get one update out a day. See you tomorrow.
>>25505701
I will wait
>>25505674
Je-Jesus just imagine if he gets toHold her hand
>>25505701
What can you do? We can wait
Has there been any bimbo Trixie green/pastebin? besides the green based on Annon's pics
>>25507551
No.Not yet anyway. I'll get there eventually.
>>25504235
please, continue...
>>25508177
ditto
>>25508177
>>25508691
I'll cut this chain short now by saying no.
Lots of bimbostuff to write, and only a few days to do it. It's been almost a year after all, and I'd like to get at least one more out.
>>25508734
Any hints as to what that "one more" going to be?
A taste then.
>>25508791
<Standard intro>
“Consarnit,” Applejack mutters to herself as she looks over the henhouse. The scene is not especially bad outside, with splotches of red and feathers scattered across the ground, but inside, inside is a bloodbath. Rubbing at the back of her neck, the teenage girl spits once on the ground and scowls. “Darn critters getting up in the fowl again. What a mess.”
As AJ stands in front of the flimsy structure, her still much larger brother saunters up behind her and sighs. “Fox?”
“I reckon,” the blonde grumbles, glancing back at Big Mac and forcing a grin, “but when keeping chickens it’s to be expected, right?”
The towering redhead gives a nod, setting his lips into a frown. “Not much good for us though.”
“You can say that again. We’ve got maybe two, three hens left after this whole mess. That ain’t near enough to keep us in eggs for very long.”
“We could go buy some?”
“Chickens?” Applejack gives a chuckle and shakes her head. “Not without coming out the other side with our expenses looking like they’ve been tarred and feathered. And part of the reason we keep these birds is so we don’t have to buy eggs, so it kinda defeats the purpose.”
Mac nods slowly. “Guess we’ll have to raise some chicks.” Applejack joins her brother, head bobbing up and down a few times before her eyes light up. With a broad smile, she slaps her older sibling on the shoulder and grins.
“You sure are right on that count Big Mac, but not before cleaning out the henhouse and shoring up the walls and wire. I got a call I need to make, so can I count on you to get started on that?”
“Eeyup.” Another nod, and as AJ sprints up towards the house, he cups a hand to his mouth and calls after her, “But who are you calling this early?”
Flashing her brother a grin, the green-eyed girl shouts back, “The only other girl I know who know more about critters than I do, of course!”
>>25508908
Must be Rarity.No doubt.
>>25509050
Honestly, I wouldn't mind a few running gags where girls/women try to seduce Mac to their side. Considering Trenderhoof's at Crystal Prep, Yokel Rarity hitting on her friend's brother coule be a laugh.
>>25509916
bimbo nurse would be cool for a green
>>25510378
They'd probably accidentally give you the wrong drugs and kill you or something though.
>>25510462
That's why they'd only be allowed to get aphrodisiacs that their suppliers claim is "medicine".
>>25510481
But REALITY ENSUES is funnier!
>>25508908
sounds like a good start
>>25511682
Would a bimbo ever marry?
>>25513054
Pretty sweet gig, I don't see why not.
>>25513054
Yeah. What do you think a trophy wife is? Then they have kids and become MILFs.
Did someone say Trophy wife?
https://derpibooru.org/969244
>>25513881
That is one sexy wife. Was there any bimbo green on Fleur?
>>25511682
>>25513054
>>25513468
>>25513473
Finally having a princess who extols the virtues of being a loving wife encourages all those women who would traditionally just remain 'power girlfriends' to their significant others to now start thinking about marriage and having children.
Wanting to please their men like Cadance does, they seek her advice. Really wanting to help them, she creates a magic spell to turn them into 'ideal' wife material. A spell that makes them more pliant to their significant other's desires, increases their sexiness over time, etc...
Since she has never had any problems casting love magic on couples, she has no qualms about casting this spell, whether the target asks for it or not.
And so what if the magic tends to make the recipient a little more scatter-brained? With the huge knockers they get in return, their husbands won't care.
>tfw no Bimbo Trixie...
>>25514625
That's good. That's really good.
>>25505674
>You don't quite believe the words on the screen
>She actually texted you
>This is amazing!
>You immediately shoot forward in surprise and excitement, banging your forehead on the chipwood surface of the desk
>You hear a giggle come from above it
>Fuck
>"You okay there, Anon?" Someone asked in mocking tone.
>You slide out from under the desk and jump to your feet, a certain spring in your step
>You see the red-haired bimbo whose computer you were fixing
>Fuck
>You didn't fix it
>You scour your mind to think of a suitable lie for why you didn't fix
"Yeah. Looks like the Motherboard is fried. I mean there was RAM everywhere, y'know? It was leaking all over the... Microsoft... N'stuff. I'll have a replacement by tomorrow."
>It didn't make sense, but she didn't understand
>She just nodded
>You speeded of with a jolly walk towards you're little IT corner
>As you sat down in your desk you open the message back up
>Now time for you to respond
>One hour later
>'Yes. Is tonight good? ; )'
>Send
>...
>Should have put 'Yeah' instead of 'Yes'
>Should have said tomorrow
>Should have sounded less need
>Should have sounded nicer
>Should have sounded less like a dick
>And a winky emoticon
>You can't do anything right
>You drop your phone and your head on your desk and contemplate the rest of your lonely existence
>About a minute later, a small buzz wakes you from your pondering
>Your phone
>You scramble to pick it up, spilling a cup of coffee on your desk as you did
>You didn't care
>Your heart and brain were set on the text on your illuminated screen
>ok what time ;) ;)
>Holy shit!
>A double winky emoticon!
>Your fingers tap the on-screen keyboard at rabid pace, typing out a response as quick as possible
>You don't want her to think you were uninterested
>'How about the Ponyville Theater House?'
>...
>Should have waited
>Now you look desperate
>A while later
>A response
>You unlock your phone and check your messages
>'ok!! how about 8???'
>'Sounds good. See you there.'
>>25515180
Updated the pastebin as well. http://pastebin.com/FcYhiEXR
>>25514625
Wait, so Stepford wives, but with bimbos?
>>25515293
Nah, that's not Cadance's goal with the spell.
She just wants to make women more lovey-dovey and sexier.
After-all, they still have businesses (or kingdoms) to run.
They can still get upset, pout, etc...
If anything the spell makes them a little moodier because it causes them to wear their emotions on their sleeves.
The scatter-brained aspect of the spell is actually more of a side effect then a feature.
>>25509250
I love the idea of events from the show having a bimbo spin on them.
And the untransformed putting up with bimbos is also good for a laugh.
I like to imagine what goes on in the teachers' lounge the non bimbo/stud staff talking about the difficulties of teaching their bimbo students and then bubbly and bouncy Cheerilee comes in.
>>25515794
A bimbo spin does sound fun
>>25517255
Bimbo bunnies are something we need
>>25516445
But what events from the show are good for putting a bimbo spin in is the question.
The camping form "Sleepless in Ponyville" is a nice setting I think.
"Putting Your Hoof Down" who doesn't want to see Fluttershy try and be a more assertive bimbo?
"Hearthbreakers" the Apples and the Pies coming together.
Big knockers don't necessarily equate with being a 'Bimbo', you know.
Vinyl Scratch as proof:
>>25485732
>>25511682
>>25519202
Gotta love this artist's style.
>>25513054
>Can a bimbo ever marry?
Does the posted pic answer your question...?...although it wouldn't surprise me if Cadance & Shining Armour were into Swingers parties. You know how kinky royalty can be...!
>>25519293
It does but I meant other bimbos like AJ, Vinyl and others, not Cadence. Also I can see The lovely couple going to swinger parties
>>25519330
Puncess Luna: 'DerpyHooters.'
>>25515422
Alright, I can see that.
Also, saying that Bimbos can't get all pouty and upset, that's just crazy talk, since Bimbos are more in touch with their emotions than non-bimbos.
>>25515794
For some reason, I see only one non-bimbo/stud on staff, and the others just keep trying to push them into it.
"Like, come on... You'll, like, be so much more happier"
"Damn it, no, stop it"
"But, like, all the cool kids are doing it"
"For the last time, stop it..."
https://derpibooru.org/1028496
>>25519744
>Nothing is more important for Cranky than his wonderful wife Matilda.
>However with old age his love life isn't what it used to be.
>Cheerilee decides to fix that
>Cranky turns into a still somewhat ''old'' but experienced stud with an unstoppable stamina
>That's all fine and well for the busty teacher but no way Matilda can handle such a hunk the way she still is
>Cheeri decides to finish what she started with a house visit
>>25519744
I've had similar thoughts but not about CHS's faculty.
There's a part of me that wants Big Mac to go on unchanged having to constantly deal with all the bimbos around him.
And it get's to the point the Main 6 all work together to turn him stud but he avoids it obviously as he goes about his day.
>>25520315
You know that could actually be very sweet, considering they missed all of their younger days together before they were finally reunited.
>>25520315
It'd be interesting, turning Cranky into a well-built, but mature stud(like a fit good looking father figure), and Matilda being turned into a younger version of herself.
>>25521308
Best couple is not for deviants
;_;
Moondancer bimbo story idea:
>You work at the Canterlot library's coffee shop
>Moondancer is a library regular
>every day she orders one plain little cup of coffee, then disappears into the books for hours
>you think she's kinda cute but could use more excitement in her life
>you start slipping this experimental potion into her coffee
>as the weeks go on, her body and habits start changing rapidly
>she's filling out her sweater a lot more, and is more talkative and upbeat
>she starts spending less time studying and more time flirting
>one day she doesn't go right to the books, instead she hangs at the counter to chat with you
>her now massive tits knock over her coffee up and ruin her sweater
>you take the opportunity to invite her on a date and get her a new (slutty) wardrobe
>>25521713
Way ahead of you, friendo.
I'm not one for writing green, but the idea's in my head, so imma roll wit it.
>The whirring and grinding of the coffee grinder filled the air with the loud noise of beans being crushed.
>The aroma of arabica beans wafted from the grinds, scenting the area with its powerful perfume.
>You are Anon, and currently, you are working at Starshmucks, inside of the Canterlot Library.
>You don't even drink coffee, but it's a job, and you like having money.
>You work here part time. From 8 - 3ish, you go to class at CHS.
>From 3 onwards, you work here, earning some extra scratch.
>It takes up a good deal of your time, but you certainly aren't complaining.
>You don't really have anything better to do with your time, and they don't give you that much homework, so it's not like you have to worry about that.
>Besides, on your off time, you can read all the books you want, you get all the day old crullers you can stomach, and it's generally peaceful here.
>Plus, you get to check out some of the girls that stop by.
>Most of them aren't half bad looking, but they don't really strike your fancy.
>But one of them does.
>You don't know her name, but you know she goes to CHS.
>And she must be pretty smart, considering how she's always nose deep in a book, all the time.
>She'll pop in around 4 and stay until closing, sipping her coffee and reading.
>She's your kind of lady.
>Still, that's ALL she ever does.
>She'll stop by the kiosk, order a small black, and being to read at her table.
>>25522062
>You've heard of bookish people, but she takes it to a whole 'nother level.
>Maybe she's lonely?
>Today, you decide to talk to her.
>Yep, that's your big plan.
>As Grampy I.N.Cognito used to say, "Take the direct approach, faggot! That's what we did back in 'nam!"
>He always did have the best nicknames for you.
>>25522118
>Her footsteps were muffled by the soft rug of the library, so you never noticed her approaching.
>You were preoccupied trying to patch a hose that led to the coffee maker.
>If what the manual you were currently holding was to be believed, there was a cutoff valve next to the machine.
>There were three, however.
>Fucking cheap machines.
>The manual really wasn't worth consulting, especially considering how it was printed in some foreign tongue you couldn't even recognise, but it was all you had, so you had to make do with what you had.
>"Eh- hem, sir?"
"Hang on a sec there, it's almost done, I think."
>"Do you need any help, perchance?"
"No, no, I got this, just gimme some time, alright?" *geez*
>"I've read up on engineering, and I think the hose-"
"JESUS CHRIST, LEMME DO MY JOB, OK?"
>Fucking pushy customers.
>You can't say you hate them, but they make the job a whole lot harder than it needed to be.
>You raise your head from behind your little desk to give your annoyance of an adversary your best stink eye, only to encounter the miffed face of a certain lady on whom you had a slight crush glaring back.
"Er..."
>"I take it you don't need my help?"
>You gaze back down at the hose. It was spraying water all over the place, and you didn't have a clue how to stop it.
"I could use a hand, I admit..."
>"Move."
>You comply with her orders tout suite, and look at her as she squats under the machine.
>You weren't exactly paying attention to her hands as she fiddled with the hose, or her instructions as she manipulated the machine.
>No, you were focused on her body.
>For a bookworm, her ass just would not quit.
>Even if it was a tad on the small side.
>She was far from hot, but she had a lot to work with.
>If she'd stop wearing baggy clothes, and loosen up a bit.
>"There, it should work fine now, just remember what I said about the pressure valves, and the failsafe."
"Yep, got it."
>"Now, if you don't mind, I'd like a-"
>>25522287
"A small black coffee, no cream, no sugar?"
>"Y-yes, how'd you know?"
>You cock an eyebrow.
"Lady, you come in here around the same time every day and order the exact same thing that you always do. What makes you think I wouldn't know?"
>"Well, nobody's every really noticed me before..."
>Not big surprise. She dresses simply and plainly, and with her thick glasses, who'd take notice of her?
"Well, I did, so take that as you want to. Here, your coffee's been ready for the past minute or so."
>Her hand grabs the coffee quickly and shuffles over to her usually table, but not before she glances back at you.
>She ensconces herself in her book as she always does.
>But this time, if you looked closely at her while heading over to clean a table, you could see a bright dusting of pink on her soft features.
>>25485732
UR a;; dumb and cannont into horse bagina
>>25522380
I sense potential here.
>>25521308
Seeing how their parallel self are donkey's I wouldn't be surprised her developing a huge, bouncy ass
>>25522118
>Grampy I.N.Cognito
gold
>>25515180
>hrw he doesn't want to go straight somewhere private, but actually wants to go out, treat her well and have a good time
>>25522380
This has my interest
>>25522380
>Later that day, when you got home from work, you couldn't help but think about her.
>She was a bit rough around the edges, but in all fairness, you were a bit of an ass to her.
>Still, she seemed nice enough. If she went so far as to help you, she must have some good in her.
>What was it that she'd said? "Nobody ever notices me?"
>You could see why.
>But maybe...
>No, no, that's stupid.
>Or, is it?
>Getting up from your bed, you move to your desk.
>Among the cluttered mess was an old laptop given to you by your father when he downgraded to an Macbook.
>It still ran rather well, but that was because you'd taken care of it, and cleaned out all of the "extra" material on it.
>Clicking the chrome symbol, you type in your query, and begin your search.
>>25525342
>You are Anon.
>And right now, you're bushed.
>Long story short, you spent half the night looking up ways of making yourself more confident.
>It was mostly emotional self help nonsense, but among the later queries was a journal from a while back published by a Doctor Unda Cova.
>Strange name.
>With your curiosity having been piqued you spent the rest of the night reading it.
>All 1,034 pages of it.
>In spite of its length, it was a very interesting paper, and best of all, everything you needed could be found in the chemistry labs at CHS.
>But you'd need help. While the ingredients were readily source-able, you couldn't just use them.
>You'd lost the right to be alone in the chem labs after that accident involving that lazy eyed girl.
>Poor lass.
>One more thing weighs on your mind though, and it's a pretty big one.
>The paper was published back in the 30's.
>And the good doctor that wrote it never bothered to add his results.
>You had the procedure, the chemicals, and the hypothesis, but no documented results.
>So right now, as you sit in history class, drfting in and out of sleep, you're trying to decide what to do.
>After weighing your options carefully and painstakingly, you decide to throw caution to the wind and see what comes of it.
>At most it's probably a placebo.
>Eh, what's the worst that could happen?
>>25525420
more like what's the best that can happen
>>25525681
It could go either way
damn I love this thread
Moar sluts with big butts
>>25515180
>You stand on the pavement outside of the Ponyville Theater House
>7:57 am
>Fuck it's cold
>Probably shouldn't worn just a dress shirt and slacks
>Goddamn your stupid, she's gonna think your a dork
>Or she might thinks it's cute
>Definitely
>Maybe
>Your brain needs to make it's mind up
>You shiver as the chilly air runs under your clothes and shock your pasty skin
>You continue to rotate your head from right to left, searching for the girl desperately
>As you imagine her walking towards you, a light layer of sweat covers your skin in nervousness
>The heat of your skin and the cold of the night air mix into a uncomfortable equilibrium and only add to your intense anxiety
>As you pondered all the possible ways this could go wrong, you feel a tapping against your shoulder.
"Whu-GAH!" You exclaim as you turn around and discover the shoulder-tapper to be none other than your date.
>"OMG! I am, like, so sorry! Are you OK?" The girl asked
>Surprisingly, with no sarcasm in her voice
>Not that she could understand sarcasm
>She puts her hands on your upper arms and steady's you
>She's touching you again
>Her touch is as soft as a mother holding her child
>It's beautiful
>You look up to her deep, purple orbs and find yourself lost in the pools
>You're only snapped out of your trance when she snaps her elegant, manicured fingers in front of your face
>"Hey! You okay?" She asked, furrowing her still perfect brow at you
>Shit. She think's your uncool.
>Act cool
"Y-yeah! I mean, uhh. Yeah. Totally fine or whatever. What's up with you." You say, ripping your gaze away from her to act like a cool dude.
>"Uhhh... Okay... Brrrh, it's super chilly out here. Wanna go inside?" She asks with a beautiful grin
"Yeah that's fi-" You begin but stop as your eyes drift down to your dates outfit.
>A cocktail dress, similar to the one she wore a few days ago. But instead of being black, it was a deep shade of purple and seemed to have glitter woven into as it sparkled in the moonlight
>>25527699
>...act like a cool dude.
Always a challenge.
>>25527523
>"Gosh dangit Anon! Will you keep that thang in your pants fer one second? Ah don't think Ah can go 'nother round after last night."
>>25527831
that's an ass you could bounce a quarter off of
>>25527898
She could rest her cup on that ass.
>>25527930
Could probably piggy-back two children on that ass.
>>25527952
You could lose a hand touching that ass.
>>25527930
if it weren't boiling hot. you have to put a coaster on it first, lest you risk marring her backside with a ring of blisters.
>>25527952
Urge to impregnate apple rising
>>25528058
>Those hips
I don't blame you, Anon. Those wide things were made for producing children at an industrial rate.
>>25527699
>Not only was it a different color, but more skimpy
>The cleavage was a testament to tailoring since it looked like her breasts were ready to burst forth from the cloth prison
>And the cut off point for her legs showed more thigh than a KFC Bargain Bucket
>And due to the cold temperature, her nipples had perked up and poked into the fabric of her dress
>She looked like Jennifer Anniston in Friends
>In fact, judging by the lack of straps and the prominence of her nipples, she looked like she wasn't wearing a bra
>...
>SHE WASN'T WEARING A BRA
>Just as you're about to awkwardly stutter yourself into a nosebleed, she giggles, grabs your hand and practically drags you inside the Cinema. She pulls you all the way up to the ticket booth and reads the movie list out loud.
>"The Sketchbook, Forty Tones of Pink, Dusk. Oh wow. So many choices..." She says plainly
>"What do you think Anon?" She asks, turning to look at you
>You have managed to break out of your epiphany and look up at the list
>After the bimbo plague spread across America and girls worshiped everything... Well, girly. Movies had changed
>Sappy and mushy chick-flicks were being produced pretty much non-stop
>And as the men caught up with the bimbo epidemic by working out and thickening their skulls, they was a sudden surge in brainless and dumb action movies
>So the movies was slim-pickings
>From the few trailers you saw, Modifiers: Time of Elimination looked like shit
>Although Forty Tones of Pink had guaranteed titties in it
>But wait...
"What do you want to see?" You ask, looking back at her
>"Well... I dunno I guess. Maybe The Sketchbook. I heart it's super romantic." She says, looking over to the poster of a rugged, muscular man holding a woman and kissing her in the wind
>It looked as dumb and pointless as the rest of them... But as long as your close to her
That's all for tonight folks. Sexy times will come soon, so don't worry about that. Any criticism in the meantime will be appreciated.
>>25528413
I'm really enjoying it.
>>25528081
>"C'mon Anon. Again? I jus' got outta the hospital with your fifth. I jus' can't take it."
>You walk over to her, your beautiful prized breeder.
>As with most Apple Family women, her body was practically built and trained to be the best mating body as possible
>Large, full tits
>Thick, wide hips
>A powerful set of arm, abdominal and leg muscles
>You place a hand on her thick, soft ass and run your fingers down the crack, eventually reaching the anus
>You slip your finger into her tight asshole to the second knuckle
>She moans and shivers at the sudden penetration
>"Aw fuck, Anon!" She whines, biting down on her soft, plush lips
> You unzip your fly and pull out your quickly hardening cock and large, full balls
>She looks down and gasps as you reveal your powerful tools
>She couldn't resist
>She immediately dropped to a squatting position, keeping on her heels like a good breed-whore
>"Ah'm sorry master!" She snivels before taking the head of your semi-rigid member in your mouth and sucking on it like a child on a lollipop
>She was your best mating-cunt, but she did question your authority
>You'd have to beat her pussy up real bad tonight
>>25528664
>mfw impregnation fetish
more
>>25528664
>Pregnant Bimbos
KEEP GOING
>>25528413
>She looked like Jennifer Anniston in Friends
>>25528664
First off, she's really kept her figure well if she's had five kids.
Second, broodmare bimbos, this needs to be a thing.Cue Bimbo mama Chrysalis, and her army of bimbos-in-training daughters
https://derpibooru.org/959669
https://derpibooru.org/100634
https://derpibooru.org/100634
https://derpibooru.org/100634
https://derpibooru.org/987224fertile as fuck
>>25529286
>Chrysalis was a gold digger who wanted to take advantage of a rich Anon.
>He ends up bimbofying her instead, turning her into his personal broodmare.
>Now she can't go more than a month without the feeling of being pregnant.
>>25528413
Gotta say it's a fun read and hope to see more soon with a pastebin.
>>25530091
JESUS CHRIST, THOSE HIPS AND THIGHS!
I'd love to post some more bigdad, but a lot of his stuff includes anthro. He just manages the curves so well.
someones on a roll
>>25530924
Here is the pastebin if you want it. >>25531794
http://pastebin.com/FcYhiEXR
>>25533227
Not sure what happened there, sorry.
>>25530091
This is a story seed that should be explored.
Especially because of Queen Chrysalhips
>>25528664
>"B-Bloom? Wh-what are you doin' here? Why are ya naked. Do-don't t-tell me th-tha-" Applejack stuttered upon seeing her younger sister walk into the room nude.
>"Ah know AJ! Isn't it excitin'. I've finally found my actul special talent! She says with a voice filled with joy
"Bearing my children." You butt in, leaning against the doorway.
>"Master!" Applebloom exclaims, turning and running into you
>She wraps her arms around you and you lay a harsh slap on her fat ass
>She didn't have a perfect breeding body like her sister
>But she was an Apple girl
>With wide hips, rotund breasts and muscular undertones
"Anon... Please... Not my sister..." Applejack mutters, sounding defeated
"Its too late Slut. I've already claimed her ass. Her pussies still virgin. I wanted to save it." You explain, slowly wrapping a hand in Applebloom's red hair
>You harshly pull back, making her squeal with pain and pleasure
>"Like I said, Whore." You command.
>She twists around and skips over to her sister, her thick butt wobbling as she did
>She jumped on her sister, locking their legs and rubbing their fat cunts together
>Applejack is furrowing her brow with curiosity while Applebloom wore an ecstatic smile
>You loved a happy brood-whore
>You pull out your own set of powerful breeding tools out and slowly walk towards them, you hefty and perfect cock and balls wobbling and swaying as you did
>The girls only moaned
>>25533701
still hoping for annon to deliver that apple senpai re-union pic https://derpibooru.org/838850
also speaking of brood whore
>>25533944
*senpai
No idea why senpai turned into senpai
>>25533955
Added wordfilters on halloween
>>25533969
aha. Interesting it is indeed.
Made things a tad more bearable around the boards. That shitspeech should have never been tolerated. But thats neither here nor there.
Sloots
>>25533701
That went dark pretty quick.
>>25519330
wouldn't she be called Derpy Hands when humanized?
>>25508908
what's up with those dresses?
>>25535061
It was the strange color change dress from a few months ago. changed color in the light or something
>>25533701
Not that this isn't muh fetish but what does this have to do with bimbos? It just seems to be about an Anon using AJ and AB as broodmares.
Which is hot as hell.
>>25535402
AB super curvy, joyful and willing for action anytime. I don't see how it couldn't be
>>25535463
Good point.
>>25527523
Seeing this pic made me think of a scenario I had come up with relating to this story idea here >>25514625
>Cadance is making a visit to Ponyville to visit Twilight.
>While there, she plays it low key.
>All the better to find targets -erm- ladies in need of her newest spell.
>After all, it's been doing wonders for the happiness of her subjects back in the Crystal Empire!
>While they are out having lunch one day they run across the Rich family, who happen to have Diamond Tiara's friend, Silver Spoon, with them.
>Spoiled Rich is acting like a bitch, as usual.
>It pains Cadance to see it, because her 'love-sense' shows her that her husband and daughter still love her, even if they are worn out by her snooty ways.
>The Princess of Love to the rescue!
>Determining that this is going to take extra effort she charges up her magic to max power and let's loose a mighty (but stealthy) bolt of babe-a-licious power.
>It hits Spoiled right between her shriveled breasts, but there is way more energy than is needed and a good portion of it suddenly arcs into the closest female sitting next to her!
>Whoops.
>Oh well, thinks Cadance.
>It's true that the spell was designed specifically for MILFs and potential MILFs, and it's never been tested on any teenagers, especially young teenagers.
>But what is the worst that could happen?
>Besides, the spell is gradual and adaptive.
>They'll get used to whatever changed happen.
>Right?
Now, what I was unsure of in this idea is which of the two girls gets struck by half the bimbo-milf magic, Diamond Tiara or Silver Spoon.
Both offer different story possibilities.
On the one hand you have a possible mother-daughter duo, but on the other hand you have DT's bestie changing and finding that she has more and more in common with Spoiled Rich.
I dunno, what do you all think?
>>25535730
Milf mother and Bimbo daughter. You're what this thread needs, son.
>>25534662
You know, I always found it strange that these bimbo threads have a distinct lack of lesbians.Lesbimbos
>>25528413
>Retarded Face
>>25528413
>Alright
>Twenty minutes into the movie
>It's pretty good
>Characters are nice
>Story looks a little interesting
>The sett- Oh who are you kidding?
>You're sweating in your seat as the girl sit next to you, casually munching on you're popcorn
>Every movement she made sent your heart racing
>You felt minuscule next to her pristine beauty
>You don't know why, but when you were talking you had some confidence
>But this silence between you was killing you
>She seemed fine
>She would occasionally throw strange sideways glances toward you
>No idea what that means
>Was she annoyed
>Was she aroused
>Fuck man
>Women are weird
>Without warning, she placed her thin, precious arm on the armrest
>Don't know why that would need a warning
>She shoots another glance your way before clearing her throat in a quiet but elegant way
>Oh man. Even her coughs are graceful
>She shoots you another glance
>Does she want you to do something?
>You can't tell
>Her hand's right there
>You vaguely understand her body language
>You lift your own shaky, sheepish hand towards the armrest
>You hover your sweaty hand above hers and keep it there
>There was no running out
>No alcohol to blame
>No going back
>You lower your hand onto hers
>As you did, she turned her hand so her palm was facing yours
>They finally make contact and she closes her fingers in the space in between your own fingers, an action you repeat with her hand
>You pause for a moment to consider what the two of you are doing
>You're holding hands
>You manage to keep back a ecstatic squeal of excitement and sigh
>You can't focus on anything other than the physical bond the two of you are sharing
>Just like everything else about her, her hand is perfect
>The slightly tanned skin is as soft as a babies, and makes your stomach tingle and shiver
>Her fingers are thin and elegant and wrap your hand in a grip tight enough to imply some meaning of liking you
>Her palm is and cushy and you can feel the creamy skin slide against you
>>25535819
aren't the CHS bimbo stories really high on the lesbian level?
>>25536433
>Holding hands
Oh my!
>>25536433
>You slowly walk outside and feel the cold air swarm and surround your body
>You would be cold. But you two had held hands throughout the entire movie
>And you were still holding them now
>That was enough to warm you right up
>You didn't even pay attention to the movie after you two held hands
>It still sound weird
>You...
>Holding hands...
>With a girl...
>Holy shit, man!
>Those guys at Elementary School can suck it
>You just feel sorry for her
>Having to hold your gross, clamy, chubby hand through the entire movie
>But she was still holding it
>You look over to her magnificent face
>She's smiling
>She's actually smiling
>Maybe because this date is over soon
>But hopefully not
>"Hey! What's your name?" She asks, out of th blue
>You never told her your name?
>What a gentleman you are
"Umm. It's Anonymous. I-I'm Anonymous..." You tell her, blushing lightly
>You always hated your name
>"Ooooh, that's nice! Is it foreign?" She asks, seemingly with genuine intrigue
"Uhh. Yeah. Kinda..." You say sheepishly, looking away.
"What's yours?" You ask. If reading guides on the internet taught you anything about talking to girls, it's that you should show interest in them
>Although it wasn't difficult with her
>She was nice
>"I'm Twilight Sparkle!" She says excitedly
>Wait. That name sounded familiar
>...
>OH SHIT!
"Princess Twilight Sparkle?!" You ask in shock.
>"Yeah. Teehe" She giggled, covering her mouth and adding a beautiful pink blush to her cheeks
"Like the Princess of Magic!?" You exclaim again, not quite believing her
>"Yep! That's me! Though I don't really like talking about it that much..." She pouts
>Oh fuck man
>You're totally invading her personal life
"Oh... Cool... Cool..." You say nonchalantly, masking the disbelief that you actually dated a Princess
>"Hey. Wanna go back to my place Anonymous?" She poses.
So what do you guys think. Go back to hers for 'coffee' or whatever? Or wait for the traditional third date?
You decide!
>>25536625
Her place. He deserves a reward
>>25536523
Those bimbos aren't too picky about who they get it from.
>>25536702
I don't think bimbos are picky in general
Bimboez r luv
What do bimbo's get for Christmas?
>>25537628
>christmas
>in november
no thanks
>>25537669
What do you think bimbos do for Thanksgiving?
>>25537717
they get men to stuff them like turkeys?I'm referring to sex
>>25537717
Get stuffed of course.
>>25537717
Cornucopia competition.
Whoever can fit the most fruits and vegetables inside their orifices wins.The pumpkin is the golden snitch
>>25537845
Rarity can fit 6 big Cucumbers in her snatch, 3 large apple in her mouth and 1 huge gourd in the butt
Are you guys dressing up for Thanksgiving?
>>25536625
My vote is for the traditional third date.
This is a beta we're talking about, but I'd also find it amusing if he made her wait/work for it.
>>25538002
Yeah, this.
I want her to be super mystified as to why he's playing so hard to get.
>>25538359
when in fact he's just a nerve wreck. Brilliant
>>25538745
>>25538359
>>25538002
>>25536646
Might not be able to update tomorrow. I'll be a little busy.
>>25538872
np you do what you must.
>>25538860
are there any actual games out there where your main objective is to bimbofy others?
>>25539040
I wish, but outside of a couple RAGS games I'm hard pressed to think of any.
Up for writing some briefly slutty stuff. Hit me up quick with your inclinations.
>>25539861
Photo Finish hunting for new (bimbo) models.
>>25539861
Drunk Bimbos
>>25539861
Countess Coloratura has discovered aural transformation magic and goes on world tour to sexify the masses.
>>25539861
Dash trying to find a find a tube top that will stay on while she's flying. (or running if you're writing EQG setting).
She's knows that a halter-top or bikini would stay on better, but she really wants a tube top!
>>25539929
http://pastebin.com/C1Hx0Fzt
>>25540893
Fantastico!
>>25540893
Thanks so much for that.Nice use of a super obscure background character like High Spirits (I had to actually look her up) and it's good to expand on the cheerleaders.
It differently turned out even better then I hoped when I suggested Photo.
Not that I had low expectations of course I just didn't have any idea who the model would be.
The use of an obscure helped make it a little more interesting then just use a well known character.
>>25533640
Fuck it, here's a quickie.
>"Honey~!" your wife purred, slinking up to you on all fours wearing your favorite lingerie.
>You grin.
>Be Anon
>Be the lucky husband-slash-breeding stud of this bitch right here.
>Be in the bedroom sitting on the edge of your bed.
"Yes dear?"
>Chrysalis smiled, "It's been six weeks since I gave birth to our tenth daughter. I want another baby~."
>Of course she does.
>That's all she ever wants nowadays.
>And you couldn't be happier!
>Still, you decide to play with her.
"I dunno if that's a good idea. The doctors have been warning you to take it easy with all the kids so frequently."
>And they have too.
>What they didn't know is that you had weird bimbo magic on your side, all thanks to Grandpa Discord!
>She frowns and makes big puppy-dog eyes at you, "Please?"
>You pretend to think about it.
"I guess I could be convinced otherwise... with the right stimulation of course."
>You open your legs, giving her access to your fly.
>Chrysalis smirks and crawls in between.
>She unzips your jeans with her teeth, revealing your underwear.
>Then she fishes out your semi-erect penis.
>She begins with a kiss to the spongy head, and proceeds to swirl her tongue around it like a lollipop.
>You moan, leaning back.
>But she keeps you from moving too much by grabbing onto your thighs.
>Chryssy's blowjobs were always a treat.
>After that she starts to lick up and down the sides of your cock, coating it in her saliva.
>U-Unf.
>She does this until you are fully erect. Now onto the main event.
>She takes a deep breath in preparation.
>Then, in one fell swoop, she takes your cock in her mouth and throat down to the base.
>FUCK!
>You have to restrain yourself from moaning too loudly.
>The kids were sleeping after all. Not that they didn't know what you two were up to though.
>Chrysalis removes her right hand from your thigh and begins to massage your testicles.
Should I continue? This is my first lewds.
>>25541565
Pretty good. Don't forget to emphasize her figure though, that's one of the best parts of bimbo threads.
>>25541565
>Here comes the best part.
>She starts to hum with your cock in her throat, heightening the experience.
>You grip the sheets as hard as you can.
>Chrysalis looks up at you and smiles.
>Well, as best as someone can smile while giving a blowjob.
>She gives you the peace sign with her left hand while continuing to massage your balls with her right.
>You couldn't take it anymore.
>You grabbed your wife's head with both hands and held it in place, groaning as you came down her throat.
>She was surprised, and started to gag.
>You held her there as you continued to cum. She started to hit your thighs, but you didn't stop until you were done.
>She gasped as she finally moved her head off and coughed, leaving a ring of black lipstick on the base of your dick.
>She glared up at you.
>"Damn it, Anon! Warn me next time you do that!"
>You chuckled.
"Sorry, hun. Got carried away. Besides, if you really hated it that much then you could have just grabbed me by the balls."
>She scoffed, "As if. I need those."
>Damn straight.
>The two of you change positions, with your wife on her hands and knees on the bed.
>She gives you a heated look with those striking green eyes of hers as she wiggles her butt.
>"Now get over here and knock me up again."
>What straight man could say no to that?
>You climb up onto the bed behind her, taking her her butt in your hands.
>What was once as flat as a board was now a wide, round, and soft expanse of pale flesh.
>You give her a smack on that perfect ass, causing her to moan.
>Don't misunderstand, Chrysalis was still gorgeous as hell before her transformation.
>But you always were an ass man.
>"J-Just put it in already!" she begs, biting her lip.
"Well since you asked so nicely~!"
>You grab her tightly by the hips and thrust your pelvis forward, spearing your length into her warm and wet cavern.
>You groaned at the familiar feeling.
>Still just as tight as it was back before you impregnated her the first time.
>She moans.
>>25541874
>You decide to take slow at first, thrusting into her at a leisurely pace.
>You lean down to grab onto her rotund breasts, your head on top of hers as you thrust into her pussy.
"Having fun?"
>She was panting lightly and glared at you, "Harder."
>You shrug.
"Alright then."
>You lean back up and begin to hammer into her harder with a grunt of exertion, causing the bed to start creaking.
>Her moans increased in volume, "Harder!"
>You start moaning yourself as you increase your pace.
>Yeah, there's no way the girls aren't awake by now.
>You lean back down to grab her breasts again, this time tweaking at her nipples.
>This causes milk to come out, and your wife's moans to increase in volume.
>You notice her right hand go down to rub at her clit.
>You grunt as you feel a familiar feeling building in your loins.
"Chryssy.... about to cum."
>If anything that only makes her more aroused.
>"I-Inside!" she pleads, her voice filled with need.
>The need to be impregnated again.
>And you were only happy to oblige her.
>With one last moan, you planted your seeds inside of her yet again. She came at approximately the same time, letting out a loud moan.
>You really should get her a ballgag one of these days.
>You bite at her neck in the heat of the moment, reaffirming your bond as husband and wife. As lovers. As stud and broodmare.
>The two of you groan as the climax comes down.
>You fall into bed beside your wife, throwing your arms around her and basking in the afterglow.
>Originally, when you met Chrysalis you thought she'd be nothing but trouble. She bore all the signs of a classic gold-digger. You went for her anyway because you were a lonely son of a bitch, even if you knew she was bad for you.
>But thanks to the magic of one of those weird rings your deceased grandfather left you in his will, that had changed.
>In addition to the obvious body changes, she just became a more pleasant person to be around.
>>25542181
>She stopped frequently asking for money or expensive gifts, and she actually started to value you as a person. And you her, oddly enough.
>The addiction to having kids came completely out of left field though.
>You open an eye to see her sleeping softly with a smile on her face, and you smile as well.
>Because you couldn't be happier.
>"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
>Unfortunately, the moment was ruined by the familiar sound of the new baby crying.
>The two of you groaned as your sleep was interrupted.
>You sit up and turn to her.
"I'll get it."
>She nods, "Thanks."
>You get out of bed and head for the nursery.
>After all, she's earned her sleep today.
And that's it. What do you think?
>>25542224
It was pretty good, especialyl for a first attempt, but it felt kinda vanilla. More emphasis on her bimboish figure (I want descriptions of dat ass) would go miles.
>>25542255
>it felt kinda vanilla
Yeah, I realized that as I was writing it. But I'm a sucker for romance and cute happy endings, even if it does involve bimbos. I'll take your advice on emphasis if I ever decide to write for this thread again.
>>25540893
Photo's later
Finish First
Unf, glad you chose to make this one. And aw yis, piercings!
>>25542224
Loved it. Thanks for contributing!
>>25542976
Truth be told, they were all good ideas but only the Rainbow crop top could have been done both quickly and well in the time I had. Even with this one, I'm already seeing a number of things I could do to pull it tighter together. Maybe after this next one
>>25537628
AC/DC Mistress for Christmas
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e3VenjIIpgY
Pic. unrelated
>>25542224
Not bad. Would read again
>>25544749
>pillows
unf!!
the things I'd do to that body...love her
hold hands
kiss her tenderly
hug her
spoon her
sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation
>>25544814
sophisticata would be proud
>>25544749
That image
>>25545336
What about it?
>>25538860
nah, but I've had an idea in mind where you're maybe 6-12 characters trapped inside a building of some sort.
Then there are sex oriented games or something similiar. After each round the loser(s) get turned into a bimbo/slut/studs whatever.
Also the longer they stay more participants also turn more and more making it hard for them not to give. So there's a time limit on that regard.
>>25541565
>>25528664
unf, yes, this is very goodnow we need the best broodmare, Octavia
>>25545751
Why? She doesn't seem to be the motherly type to me.
>>25546062
she totally is, especially with all the Hipstavia
imagine her prime proper demeanor start to fade as she enters heat
>>25546108
Hipstavia is a thing? I didn't know that.
>>25546115
almost as much as Applejack, maybe even more
>>25546140
Got any good pics?
>>25546163
I never save the ones I findyes I am a faggot, but I generally only save good reaction images
>>25546220
Goddamn it Anon.How am I supposed to writefag if you don't give me inspiration?
Turn your head and cough
Wait no
Bend over
>>25542181
>>25542224
>>25541565
>>25541874
For posterity's sake, here's a pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/vBZtBS0P
>>25546263
I tried to find all the Hipstavia I usually see in the threads, but I just couldn't tell what to search for
>>25546322
I found this, but it's more Orbtavia than Hipstavia.
>>25546366
most of what I see is pony Hipstavia, that might be one thing
>>25546381
Oh...I'm not a fan of bimbo ponies. It just looks weird on them in my opinion.
>>25546517
they're not that bimbo, you know, just sexy hips made for breeding that's alleither way she'd be best breeder
>>25546591
Applejack begs to differ. The Apple Family is known for their fertility. Why do you think there are so many of them?
>>25546618
Tavi is probably some cousin anyways, not confirmed but possible
Maniacpaint does the best octavia
https://derpibooru.org/969238
>>25547036
>https://derpibooru.org/969238
unf, one of my favorite images
>tfw you will never impregnate hiptavia
>>25547170
we know that feel
>>25527523
Moar whores in tight drawers?
>>25546969
That's actually pretty likely, considering how similar she looks to Fiddlesticks.
>>25536625
>Let's rewind this shit a bit
>You are Twilight Sparkle
>You just met this guy at your favorite club last night
>He was kinda small
>And a little bit weird
>But he was such a little cutie
>And pretty funny
>You think
>But he's totally weird though. Like, he didn't even come back to your place after the club
>That was weird
>And you were looking totes bangin' that night!
>But he wanted to go on a date. Probably just choosy
>Your on your way to the date local
>As you round the corner you see him standing there
>He was wearing an adorable little shirt and pants outfit
>OMG! He was so cute! You could just eat him up
>You had your own little ensembal... Ensembel... Dress for tonight
>You had borrowed it from Rarity's own collection
>Rarity said something like: "If this doesn't break your dry-streak, you'll have to do something about that hair!"
>God, she was such a bitch
>But she was your bitch
>As you walked to the guy, you noticed he was in his own little word
>He was staring off into nothing and his mouth a little bit agape
>You giggle as you continue walking, eventually reaching him
>He still hadn't noticed you
>Wow. This dress really didn't work
>You gently tap him on the shoulder and he freaks the fuck out!
>"Whu-GAH!" He shouts, looking like one of Fluttershy's rabbits when it was scared
>Your heart jumps as his surprise surprises you
"OMG! I am, like, so sorry! Are you OK?" You ask, feeling sorry for the little guy. You really spooked him
>You put your hand on his arm to steady him and you
>He immediately looks at your hand with a really weird look
>He was a weirdo
>A cute weirdo
>He takes his eyes from your hand to look at you in your eyes
>Awwwww! How sweet!
>...
>He's still staring into your eyes
>It's kiiiinda uncomfortable now
>You put your hand in front of your face and snap
>It worked in the movies
>And in real life as he snapped out of his daze
"Hey! You okay?" You ask, trying to fix the poor guy
>>25547382
>Fiddlesticks is her twin
or
>they are one in the same. she needs the gigs
>>25547401
Trying to take it with a different approach. Looking at things from the Bimbo's perspective.
If the writing feels a little more bare or basic, it's because I'm trying to replicate the mind of a bimbo, any suggestions are appreciated.
What do you guys think?
>>25547435
Get some hot dickings untill your brains are mush.
>>25547461
Me personally, or the characters?
>>25547401
that's a pretty neat turn around. Yeah the simple writing is enjoyable!
>>25547422
Twins with different colorschemes, like Aloe and Lotus? Fiddlesticks embraces her Apple heritage while Octavia wants to be a famous fancy musician?
>>25547532
might also have had different taste in music, classic vs country. But at least as Bimbos there's always one thing they can agree on
>>25547555
If only a drawfriend was here so we could get a good picture of them together as bimbos...
>>25547567
Yeah it's a shame. I might at least try to request this to annon
>>25547601
Bimbo Sparkles would also be a good option if he ever revisits this thread.
>>25547401
>He slumps a little bit in response
>"Y-yeah! I mean, uhh. Yeah. Totally fine or whatever. What's up with you." He asks, sounding a little relaxed and bored
>Oh fuck. Is he getting bored
>Or is he being weird
>His movements are a little rigid and robot-like
>Probably being weird
>"Uhhh... Okay... Brrrh, it's super chilly out here. Wanna go inside?" You ask, quickly changing the subject and also complaining about the weather
>You could feel your nipples hardening under the thin fabric of the cocktail dress
>And judging by your dates eyes, he had noticed
>A wide grin spreads across your face as you realized he is staring directly at your boobs
>The chest line was a lot more low cut than the one you wore at the club
>And you weren't even wearing a bra
>You are so naughty!
>He keeps staring at you're titties for a while until you giggle at his ways and pull him into the cinema before your nips rip through the clothes
>You stare up at the bright board listing the movies and begin to read them off
>It helps
"The Sketchbook, Forty Tones of Pink, Dusk. Oh wow. So many choices..." You say casually, putting a finger to your hair and idly twiddling a purple lock
>You noticed the other guy, action movie type movies but choose to ignore them
>They were just so violent
>And way too macho
>As you wonder about which movie to see, your date butts in
>"What do you want to see?" He asks, turning his head to look up at you
>Oh wow
>The last time you went to the movies the guy demanded you see Rapid and Raging 26
>He didn't even listen to you
>He was pretty hot though
>And he payed for your popcorn
"Well... I dunno I guess. Maybe The Sketchbook. I heart it's super romantic." You were really iridescence, but you decide 'fuck it' an go straight for one
>Kinda reminds you of your date
>Just wingin' it
That's all for tonight folks. I may not be able to do a lot on tomorrow and Friday.
Idea: Mac's crossdressing upsets Zecora, who curses him to become a dumb, sex-starved, orally-fixated bimbo.The moment she swallows cum, she turns back into a man.
>>25547726
You are doing great, thanks for the green.
>>25547726
splendid, thanks for the updates.
>>25547760
I don't know how to feel. Part of me thinks this is absolutely hilarious tho'
Bimbo sports? What sports would the sex-crazed Bimboquestria have?
>>25547815
Volleyball, for one.
>>25547815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoYo03KcFk4
>>25547505
You personally
Also possibly the characters
https://derpibooru.org/1030051
>>25548443
Lewd but not exactly bimbo-y.
>>25547851
Well, there is always jello wrestling and cheerleading.
>>25548637
well certainly not complaining
Say, was I the only one disappointed that the brood-mother Chrysalis story didn't end up with her becoming really soft and squishy?
>>25548674
I think Dat Ass is supposed to imply she's gone soft and squishy.
>>25537628
Dick
>>25548760
you mean Dick in a box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABrSYqiqvzc
>>25548797
I dont think Bimbos makes difference between dicks
They love it everywhere, in all shapes and color
In boxes, in their food, as a Valentine's present
Bimbos are the best friend of manhood
>>25548868
>In Bimboquestria they celebrate Penis Day as a national holiday.
That's hilarious.
>>25549399
Did someone say Penis day?
>>25549428
What the hell is that?
>>25548868
Bimbos have a medical condition where they require a large dose of vitamin D regularly.
>>25548674
Well, Chrysalis seems like the type who would obsessively watch her weight and exercise like crazy if she put on too much. Especially after having kids.
>>25549613
Fluttershy on the other hand seems like the type who would become lush and MILF-y after popping out a few kids.
>>25549638
Ah, the classic concept of Buttershy, I approve.
>>25549638
>filename
>nudity
people are stupid with tags
>>25549678
Indeed. I love the way this artist draws her and Applejack.
>"A-Anon? I'm about to take the kids trick-or-treating. What do you think of my costume?"
>>25549764
>"W-what? But I thought Shyguys and Boos were the same thing"
>>25549995
>"No they aren't, Mom! God, you're so uncool..."
>"I-I'm sorry, honey."
"Don't be mean to your mother."
>>25550116
hey, don't forget there are Shy guy Ghosts
>>25547726
I'm enjoying this
>>25551162
That's gonna be beautiful when complete.
>>25551176
Yeah, but what's up with Adagio's eyebrows though? They're almost Satsuki Kiryuin tier.
>>25551321
They appear to be getting thicker as of late. But certainly not distracting with the rest of the action occurring in the pic.
>>25551359
True, it's just something I immediately noticed upon enlarging the image.
>>25547851
Microbikini Volleyballin'
>>25546366
>>25547036
>>25547382
Usually keeping her style up Octavia is the classy lady everyone knows
But she's jealous of Fiddles because agriculture ponies get best healthy children, and manyshe devolves into a huge bimbo and brood mare once with the man she designated as her breeding studand husbandmaybe starts speaking in strange surpressed accents?
>>25552871
More like evolves into a brood mare
>>25552993
Aw, but that's an evolution that'll only happen with the Moon stone, those are a pain to get.
>>25552871
She ends up mixing her natural southern accent and the fancy accent she learned, and starts talking like a slutty southern belle?
>>25553101
Speaking of moon stone...
>>25551162
>dat tiny edit to make it sfw
I swear Americans (I am one) overall, are a bunch of whinny pussies
http://gotopless.org/topless-laws
all breasts are are containers for milk
men have "breasts" too
men can lactate
men have nipples
it's just plain stupid of what people get their panties in a bunch over
men can go around topless, but women can't?
this pisses me off to no end!
>>25553304
I do own a Personal Computer, why?
>>25553174
>"SISTER! What dost thou think of our new swimwear?"
>>25553174
i always visit maniac's patreon on yiff party but never found this pic before
>>25553275
Tell that to the human brain, PoCo fag
>>25553689
I think I'm always going to be a fan of that one because of how positively spaced out she looks. Equal parts unimpressed and not having a single care in the world. I do like this one too though.
>>25553800
that one is also top unf.
wouldn't mind seeing some OCs like Milky Way or Button's mom
>>25553545
>still getting 403s
RIP
>>25553275
Men can lactate?
What the hell book you read?
Did you even anatomy, bro?
Give me one instance of it happening.
And the one instance of it happening in Japan ha never been replicated. Ever.
>>25554380
except in japan of course, but that doesn"t count
Enough with the PC crap, on with the bimbos!
>>25485844
do you really think we'll be accepted there? Pony gets into /d/ like once every 800 images in the form of a subtle humanisation. iI don't know where /aco/ stands as they're kinda young but I'd bet a pony smut thread would get thrown into a barrel by some whining twit for wierding them out. Even while people in out own board bemoan that there has to be porn.
The overlap is there, it's just nobody wants to handle it.
>>25487043
EVERY THREAD
EVERY GODDAMN THREAD THIS KEEPS HAPPENING
fluttershy is best Bimbo
>>25555591
I want those breasts shoved in my mouth
All I've had today was turkey breast.
>>25555202
It's an old question, indeed an ancient question, one that has plagued bimbo threads for ages.
You're not going to be able to get away from it.
>>25488524
>>25488755
I'm a fan of girls being bimbos, but not to the point where they have the mental capacity of a 3 year old. I'd prefer it if they still have their old personality when they become a bimbo, but are more carefree about sex and get aroused very easily. There were threads on /aco/ that took a different take on bimbos where the subject becomes more aroused and buxom as they learn, so you'd have a scientist who looks like a bimbo but gets turned aroused by learning. I'm not sure how popular it is here, but I could easily see Twilight in this position.
>>25556045
All of this and previous anons'
How about they're completely normal people and functioning members of society
Until, it is, they get aroused and their whole behavious changes drastically
As previous anon showed dictionary definitions, bimbos aren't necessarily infidel so they could just have a higher sex drive
Coupled with good income many children could come out of that
>>25556296
To piggyback on that, what if they get aroused by using whatever their special talent is? So like someone who's special talent is growing crops slowly gets aroused throughout their work day. Their arousal could come with physical changes, like their tits or ass grow as they do their job. The changes could fade on their break or on orgasm. Just imagine AJ getting all hot and bothered as she farms animals, Pinkie ripping off her clothes as she gets more turned on at a party, or RD furiously masturbating as she clears flies over the town.
>>25547760
I like it. Don't think that an angry Zecora is a good enough plot catalyst though. He could come to her because he wants to, or become a bimbo through poison joke. Maybe another pony or anon plays a prank on him and it gets out of hand
>>25556045
>>25556296
>>25556392
Not to raise any hackles or anything, but at this point you've basically gone right around into 'Huge Human' territory except with a desire to schlick.
That's fine and all, but if you're going to go that route then this thread is redundant.
>>25556443
Huge human? Whats that?
>>25556443
Yeah, I think you have the right of it.
I've looked up a number of definitions for the word bimbo and all the ones that have to do with females (and most of the ones that deal with males) have something to say about the bimbo's lack of intellect.
Now there is a famous play and movie called 'Born Yesterday' that deals with this guy having to tutor a dumb blond who is a political boss's girlfriend.
Except that as she gets an education it turns out she's actually quite intelligent.
But when we first meet her she is very much the vapid blonde stereotype.
I think with bimbos it comes to perceived intellect and sexiness. Men see bimbos as brainless sex objects.
Maybe the bimbo is actually smart underneath her bleached blond hair and heavy make-up, but if you saw her in the street or had a brief conversation with her then you would think, "Man, this girl is dumb."
And if you were a cad then you might think, "Man, she is dumb. I'll bet she's easy too."
>>25556567
In a similar way as to somehow someone walking with a lot of cash freely visible going through the "bad" parts of the city can be thought as "dumb"
Sure, not nice to think that and judge them only for that, but hey, not everyone is as insightful
Act not intelligent, be perceived as such
What I was gettin at was that they not necessarily are dumb but revert to that
Ever heard or read that mens' brain lowers activity if they see sexiness?
>>25547726
>You were, like, a few minutes into the movie
>It was pretty good
>The lead guy was totally hot
>The lead girl looked like a bitch
>And not a good bitch
>But you didn't really care about that
>Your date was being real weird
>You thought by 'going to the movies' he meant 'go to the movies and make-out'
>But no
>You were actually watching the movie
>Who heard of that?
>All the over people in the movie theater were making-out
>You pretty sure a girl was getting fingerbanged in the back
>Lucky bitch
>You began to look at him sideways
>He was just sitting there, slumping in his seat
>Weird
>Was he...
>Was he a virgin?
>You should ask him
>Wait!
>No...
>That would totally embarrass him
>And you kinda liked this guy
>But now you stuck at one of those impasse thingies
>You don't know how far he's been with a girl
>But you can't ask him
>...
>Better start off with the classic
>You put your arm on the armrest
>He doesn't do anything
>Just looks at it
>Gawsh! Did you have to do everything yourself
>You cough to grab his attention while looking at him
>You hold your breath as he lifts his own hand, shaking and quaking like a total freak
>He gentle lowered it onto your own hand, and you twist you wrist to welcome him
>Your hands touch and you feel the sweaty, slimy hand rapped in yours
>You close your fingers and welcome the chubby, clammy hand
>The sweaty texture is a little bit weird
>But kinda arousing
>Oh Twilight! You're such a naughty slut!
>You feel the shaking limb in your hand settle down but you close you fingers tighter to stop the quaking finally
>He stops and holds still finally
>You relax in your seat a little as you've finally made some contact
>You stop a light giggle from escaping your lips as you look over to your date staring at your interlocked hands
>He was so weird!
>Cute weird
>>25556549
A thread which exists in tandem with this one and deals with humans of unusual size, either in one or many departments. They have a working 'universe' that reads almost exactly like those three posts quoted, wherein girls get different jobs and grow in different ways on account of them.
Now, I'm fine with overlap, as long as it goes both ways. Several HH posters have made it clear on several occasions that some of the stuff I write over here isn't acceptable over there because the girls are dumb. So don't think I'm trying to say that a learning-based beautification universe can't exist, but I'm not too keen on the idea of set apart from here because the girls I write aren't deemed smart enough.
>>25556567
I'm still of the mind that people should make their own borders and ignore that which doesn't fit into them or, better still, create content that does. But I feel i should point out one thing you might want to reconsider:
>Men see bimbos as brainless sex objects
This isn't a men-only thing, women will call other women bimbos in exactly the same vein, except for different reasons. Personally, I think they do it more often than guys, but you can draw your own conclusions; just don't absolve them of their role in qualifying bimbos.
>>25556842
Oh, alright. I can see why the two might overlap. If I were to write a story based on the idea I posted I'd make sure to show that the girls don't grow like they do in HH, just get more buxom and aroused.
>>25555969
Just means new people are falling to the wiles of our luscious ladies
>>25556627
>>25556842
What I was getting at is that the bimbo classification is a stereotype in our popular culture, and not a positive one.
Historically, it's pretty closely related to the stereotype of the 'dumb blonde'.
Of course, you are welcome to write and adapt all these ideas however you like.
I was just pointing out the general cultural conventions associated with the word 'bimbo' because that's kind of what separates this thread from the huge humans thread.But seriously, I'm not gonna get butt hurt if someone posts a story that doesn't slot neatly into some specific sub-genre. As long as it's not completely off-topic, you know?
>>25556637
More, enjoying both perspectives of this.
>>25554749
Even in Japan that wasn't replicated under any sort of peer review.
Not only do you not anatomy, you don't even scientific method?
Are you a Republican teabag peasant?
>>25556637
L-lewd
I always saw bimbo as a mental change(extreme horniness mixed with absent-mindedness) instead of a physical change.
Once again, I believe anyone could become a bimbo, because what is considered attractive is a more individual quality.
Such as myself, I prefer smaller chests, but larger asses, and them to be on the softer side of things in opposition to muscular/toned.
The general bimbo fan will latch onto giant breasted renditions of their favorite pone, which is fine and all, but that does not make it bimbo material.
It's rather difficult, since it's more often than not a package deal.
Well, it took most of a week, but here it is, finished on the three-hundredth-and-sixty-fourth day
http://pastebin.com/YCCFc97J
I still need to clean it up and look for errors before it's 'done', but this is more or less what I'm going with.
So what's your favorite part of the whole bimbo thing?
The girls themselves? Or their transformations?
>>25558611
Awriiight, gonna look forward to reading it later today
https://derpibooru.org/1030947
>>25558886
Personally I like exploring the mechanics behind their transformations. Is it magic or science-based? The whys and hows of bimbos.
>>25558900
>https://derpibooru.org/1030947
>wedge heels
10/10 every time.
>>25558886
I think what I like the most is how they slip into the new role and enjoy it. Maybe even to the point that IF they were turned back, they would want to go back being bimbo.
>>25558611
Wowie zowie, things are heating up!
Very nice work.
>>25558886
The transformations, particularly the anatomical ones. Truth be told, I much prefer the huge humans threads, but a bimbo is fine too.
Flexible bimbos? Yes, please.
>>25560768
The rest can be found over hya
>>>/trash/320639
>>25558611
>http://pastebin.com/YCCFc97J
FS don't give two damn changing her friend and family for her own gainThat's hot
>>25559372
Things are always heating up. But that's half of the girls independently, three more and I can go back to CHS for more madness.
I'll probably do Dash and Fluttershy next in some order, then culminate it with a Twilight story.
>>25561436
I don't think a magical mishap is anything worth getting bent out of shape about at this point; it's much easier just to go ahead deal with whatever pops up.
>>25561622
Can't wait to see the rest.
yes please
>>25564402
u-unf, there's nothing better than this right here
Bimbo octy.
Now.
Here's the finished paste:
http://pastebin.com/t7ppeEeN
Only minor adjustments, switched a few words around and gave the introduction a bit of cheek. Biggest changes are after 283, but for the most part it's the same as the last bin.
With all that out of the way, I'll try and swing another request tonight to catch my breath before starting on the next one. So, hit it.
>>25565766
How bout something set in CHS's teachers' lounge with the untransformed faculty (most likely the male members) talking about how different things seem to be around the schooland then Cheeri comes in.
>>25565940
Sounds like a good idea, maybe have a student or 2 watch
>>25566639
Well I was thinking it would be more awkward for the untransformed staff to be around their bubbly bimbo colleague.
>>25566837
Was thinking out loud.
Also is Annon alive? He's been quiet for a while
Bump for the beta
Bump, need more story.
So, any characters that you all would like to see more bimbo stuff for?
Not necessarily an obscure background character, just a character that you think needs more bimbo material.
>>25568170
Spitfire
>>25568170
Well I've been thinking Seafoam/Sea Swirl could be a bimbo lifeguard.
It seems like more people nearly drown when she's on duty.
Fortunately she's great at CPRat least when she remembers which head she's supposed to blow into.
>>25568170
Sweetie belle and Rarity
>>25565940
http://pastebin.com/zgTJahgu
Trying out different combinations of teachers/roles. Nothing's decided, but I kind of like this line-up, plus Cranky. Maybe Blueblood in there too as a bit of a nepotism hire or something.
We'll see.
>>25568644
I laughed.Sounds like that trio of teachers are real troopers!
>>25568768
same here. It also mage me wonder if Cheerilee did any of them.
>>25568644
The faculty is shaping up nicely.
I've been wondering what Blueblood could do but I'm not sure.
I figured he's a CPA alumnus like Shining and is probably in college.
But if he's a teacher he would probably teach at CP.On the other hand if he actually goes to CHS he might be student council president.
Like I I'm not sure where he could fit in in all this.Plus Cheerilee was just how I'd like to imagine her someone who brightens up anyone's day.
I wonder if she teamed up with Pinkie could they put a smile on Cranky's face.
this is the best
>>25568282
>>25568396
These ones would, I think, be pretty easy to execute on.
But this one >>25568433 might take a little more thought.
Would you have any ideas on what to do with them?
>>25570596
I like the tan version
>>25568644
Gizmo's fw magic
>>25560777
Oof thanks haven't seen that one before.
>>25571083
How about have Rarity teach Sweetie on bimbo things like sex, dates, etc. Or get her ready for someone.
>>25571826
wasn't there a story where Sweetie was terrible with make up? If it's pre-bimbofication, I can see her jealous of her mom and sister and tries to apply make up, but it messes up big times. Or even after her change she still needs help from Rarity.
>>25571886
Don't know but a good idea though
>>25556637
fucking based
https://derpiboo.ru/1031842
>>25573559
Dem' Apples
>>25573559
I want to see that ass jiggle
>>25573559
>le ebin crossdressing pone maymay XD
>>25556637
>You step outside of the cinema, you're heels clicking and clacking against the concrete pavement
>You feel the cool night air surround you body and re-harden your nipples
>If these babies don't get this guy back to your place, nothing will
>The movies was alright I guess
>You were more focused on your date
>I mean, he was like what, 22, 23?
>And a virgin!
>That was, like, freakin' unheard of!
>Awww
>Now you feel kinda sorry for the guy
>You smirk as you imagine a way to fix his little problem
>But you weren't every other floozy of the streets
>You were a classy bitch
>And you didn't even now this guys name
"Hey! What's your name?" You ask, making the guy jump slightly in surprise
>Hehehe! He was just hilarious!
>He looks confused and thoughtful until he opens his mouth
>"Umm. It's Anonymous. I-I'm Anonymous..." He says, blushing slightly
>Oooh exotic
"Ooooh, that's nice! Is it foreign?" You ask
>You had never heard a name like that before
>"Uhh. Yeah. Kinda..." He says sheepishly, looking away and rubbing his arm
>"What's yours?" He asks, with genuine curiosty
>Wow
>Can't remember the last time someone asked your name
"I'm Twilight Sparkle!" You say
>His baby face takes a little confusion and an outburst of understanding
>"Princess Twilight Sparkle?!" He asks loudly, distracting a few other people from their activities
>A light, pink blush spreads across your tanned cheeks and you cover you mouth in embarrassment
>It's trues, you were the Princess of Magic, but you tended to keep it on the down-low most of the time as to avoid anything unwanted
>The paparazzi were bad enough until you passed that law that banned them
>Laws were so cool!
>"Yeah. Teehe" You giggle in response, trying to seem as nonchalant as possible
>You didn't want to threaten this guy even more than you already were
>That would be awkward as fuck
>"Like the Princess of Magic!?" He asked, still not quite believing you
>You had to say it was a little nice to be called 'Princess'
>>25573559
more for my milf collection
so did everyone enjoy their thanksgiving
>>25573720
fuuuuu, now there's something to be thankful for.
>>25573703
>And the recognition was great for your self-esteem
"Yep! That's me! Though I don't really like talking about it that much..." You say, adding a cute little pout to the end of your sentence
>Hopefully he'd think it was totally hot
>Then he would defiantly come back to your place
>"Oh... Cool... Cool..." He says, slouching slightly
>Was he trying to be cool?
>He's probably trying to cover something up
>You needed to, like, talk to him n' stuff
>That would help
>And there was one place to do that!
"Hey. Wanna go back to my place Anonymous?" You ask, smirking sexily at Anonymous
http://strawpoll.me/6122770
Final decision. I'll take the results in tomorrow.
>>25573720
I'd wipe her people out. If you know what I'm sayin'!
>>25573720
UnfBut jesus man, tone it down with the reblogging over at your blog.
>>25573922
reblogs are what keeps the world turning
>>25573720
Oh, hey Bimbo Sparkle, hopefully you had a pleasant Thanksgiving, and a bloodshed-less Black Friday.
There was an idea that has been floating around in the back of my head, you know, due to free time and a perverted mind.
What if a bimbo found out the hunk of their dreams was a chubby chaser?
Yeah, I'm mixing my love of fat girls and my love of bimbos again, but it's a legit question in my head. I mean, wouldn't a Bimbo have a single-mindedness drive to try and turn her crush/love/master/boy-toy/insert-relationship-term-here on?
>>25573922
Pardon the double posting, but Bimbo Sparkle's got a blog?
Might someone be willing to share a link?
>>25569786
I could easily see Blueblood as the student council president, but not actually doing anything.
>>25575222
you're a saint
>>25574226
yeah its redandblacktac.tumblr.com
but heads up. i don't put up the bimbo stuff there. I'll leave that for the derpibooru
>>25575222
>>25575303
I want to kiss you
>>25575287
>redandblacktac.tumblr.com
some fine art in the art tag right there.
Would you be willing to do RD abs? Asking cos' I don't see much fit girls around. But if that's not your thing s' cool.
>>25574170
i dont see why not, considering this bimbo is in love
Oh no, we equal again?
>>25576040
sure are
>>25575303
you have a heart of gold
>>25575303
Is she pudgy or bloated? Great pic btw
>>25576648
>broodmare
>>25575222
>>25575303
Diamonds.
>>25574227
Could be that with his aunties as the principals he has anime levels of student council president control.
Might also be the reason he goes to CHS he has more influence there then he would at CP.
>>25577636
>Blueblood my nephew
>The time has come to decide where you will go to high school
>Will you rub elbows with the rich and powerful at Crystal Prep?
>Or will you go to CHS, a school overflowing with bimbos, tramps, tarts and sluts?
>>25577921
>>Or will you go to CHS, a school overflowing with bimbos, tramps, tarts and sluts?
Like there's a choice?
>>25578916
There's no question on which to go to
>>25574227
so true and he would have some bimbo as his fuck toy/secretary
>>25580476
or or, the bimbo council get distracted with their own things. actually ending up with him doing all the work
>>25577921
Waiiiiit a minute, is this the same guy that has Blueblood have the giant genitals where he gets all the girls?
Other than that, the choice is obvious
>>25580943
Man, I hate the things that guy commissions. There is such a thing as too much dick, and the stories are always terribly written.
>>25576768Octavia cum inflation
>>25582121
she definitely looks pregnant to mewhich is my fetish
>>25583633
If possible can we see bimbo Rarity and maybe Vinyl
>>25583633
Yesssssssssssssssssssss.
Think you could draw some AJ? Thick...voluptuous thunder thighs...tough muscles being hid by a layer of soft padding...narrow waist...abs...epic bewbage...
>>25583633
I wanna run my fingers through that wash board
thanks so much!
A two-fer today.
>>25573792
Voted!
>>25583835
Holy! Double jack Pot!
>>25583888
>http://strawpoll.me/6122770
sheeet it's close
>>25583835
bet her hand has in-build lube
>>25583835
Cyborg bimbos now.
This is some next level shit.
>>25582121more like regular inflation
>>25583976
If you can coerce her into it, she might let you fuck the hole in her palm that she uses for firing lasers.
>>25584106
damn this has potential like no tomorrow
>>25583633
Is there anything youd like to see/read?
>>25585283
ASS FOR DAYS!!
>>25585741
Equality wins
>>25585769
sorry minor touch ups
>>25585881
This is noice and you should feel noice
>>25585881
you are a godsend bimbo
>>25573720
>>25575222
>>25585881
>>25583633
>>25575303
Bless you bimbo sparkle!
>>25583633
>>25585881
>>25583835
>>25585283
Great stuff by both artists.
So, to close out this thread I put up a poll here:
http://www.strawpoll.me/6127938
I was contemplating a story where one of the girls that was in Cheerilee's class, or around that age somehow creates a new type of sexy magic and ascends to become a princess.
(Kind of parallel to how Cadance did so as a filly, but with sexy magic in stead of love magic.)
I included a bunch of the more recognizable fillies.
Let's see what you think! (You could also throw out suggestions after the thread hits its limit, but I think I got most of the major ones.)
I'll let the poll run until tomorrow morning and then I'll start thinking up a story around the winner for the next time we make one of these threads.
This has been a fun thread. Thanks to everybody who contributed.
>>25586732
Yup. Good times had by all. See you next time.
...All right true believers, now that the thread is on a rapid descent, I'm in the mood to do one more quickie. If there's something you want to see written, I'll try and crank it out before the thread hits page 11.
Go.
>>25586797
Absurd bimbo sports? Like, pole vaulting, but using dicks, stuff like that.
>>25586797
eh something with bimbo princesses?
>>25586797
some Lyra BonBon
>>25586797
Octavia
>>25586923
>>25586987
One of these please
>>25586797
Bimbo Daring Doin fanfiction written by Dash.
https://derpibooru.org/1032462
>>25586797
Bimbo Starlight?
>>25586823
http://pastebin.com/cNxdLcF2
I've still got a little time, so I'll see if I can't do another one that's already been suggested.
>>25574170
Someone should use this in a story.
>>25587365
>http://pastebin.com/cNxdLcF2
dat speed. Dash would be proud.
>>25587365
Just a nitpick but on the next thread could the OP be properly formatted? Subject, pastebin links, etc.
Also thanks to the write and drawfags for filling this edition up to the brim with goodies.
>>25587546
We would need someone to redo the old bimbo pastebin. Hasn't been updated in a long time
>>25587610
Got the old bimbobin link?
https://derpibooru.org/1032499
>>25587637
yeah that one
>>25586987
http://pastebin.com/RdENDZ7Y
>>25587392
>>25587478I am speed.
>>25587778
>Octavia
>Unf thank you
>>25587778
You are the man!
>>25587778
Fantastic, thanks for cranking two more quality stories
Good night slut
good thread
