Daily reminder that if you prefer Marble over this beautiful, angry, horse. You are a faggot.
>>25462330
I want Limestone to dominate me.
>>25462330
>"ANON GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THE BASEMENT AND COME POLISH HOLDER'S BOULDER.
>>25462345
>She will never force you to "polish" her winking pebble after a hard day's work
>>25462330
I kind of want to slap her, I want to see her cry.
>>25462447
She'll just shove 12 inch rocks up your ass
>>25462497
Why not her 12" marecock, anon?
>>25462497
Lets be real, that attitude is just a facade. Beneath it she is a broken horse, hit her once and she will crumble in your hands. Then she can be rebuilt into a proper waifu who doesn't back talk.
>>25462534
>wanting a submissive bitch who will follow your every command.
I would just get a dog if I wanted that.
>>25462534
What are you, a Flutterfag/Marblefag? The fact that she isnt submissive is what makes Limestone good.
>>25462330
Marble is a beautiful, shy horse. Limestone is a beautiful, angry horse. I'm not obliged to prefer either one of them.
>>25462534
Doesn't talk back? That's foolish. Suppressing communication doesn't strengthen relationships, it poisons them.
>>25462330
why is she so angry?
>>25462591
>>25462616
I want it for the same reason that men climb high mountains, because it is there, because it is hard. I don't want her to be submissive or anything, I just want to see her cry a little then talk to her about her anger issues.
>>25462680
>>25462688
>Limestone is angry all the time because she has a crush on you and it's her way of showing it.
>>25462447
>>25462534
I think it's a facade too. I bet it can be easily manipulated. If you acted overly fearful of her she would feel pretty bad about it and soften up. Then she would try to appease you to calm you down.
For example: Let's say that you started cowering in front of her whenever she started yelling at you for something you did. If you started throwing up your hands protecting yourself and begging her not to hit you she would feel like a monster. Then she would try to find some way to make it up to you like letting you off the hook or doing something nice for you. Then she would act as if she was walking on eggshells when she's around you because she doesn't want to do anything that'll make you afraid of her. Then you could get away with a lot of shit and play ignorant with what you did.
Imagine if Limestone actually did a sort of reverse town bicycle
>Dominates every pony
>Swears and makes the pony her bitch
>Each one cums harder than ever before
>She gets close to beating Pinkie's record, but the weak stallions run away too quick
>>25462762
>"that's a nice viriginity out got there anonymous, would be a shame if something happened to it."
or
>"eating a sandwich is a lot like having sex. If I want, I can turn it into rape."
>>25462513
Dont you mean her
12" mare'rock'
Ehhhhh?????
>>25462734
Having a mean Pie try and act nice but being really bad at it would make for a cute story.
>>25462830
Especially if Pinkie tries to give her advice and tips that end up backfiring on her.
>>25462875
I want to see this episode before season 8, you know season 9 is just going to be filled with sjw bullcrap. Thank Luna for NeoGhost coast to coast
ITT:white people who believe they're acceptable enough for a high tier horse like Marble, but actually deserve that morbidly obese pony
>>25462901
What does being white have to do with anything?
>>25462330
>hear her voice
>take out a pack of sigarets
>offering her one
Because she sounds like a heavy smoker to me
was there any limestone x tracy porn made?
>>25462936
Cigarettes. Tard
>>25462940
>pic related
Is the closest thing you'll get for the time being.
>>25462936
How do you fuck up the word that badly?
>>25462914
i actually think this is a legitimate question.
>>25462901
answer the man you nigger
>>25462901
Jokes on you, i'm black bitch.
>>25463012
You're a black bitch?
>>25462954
Not being good at english? I geuss
>>25463012
you're a Diglett?
>>25463012
>>25463046
[insert obvious niglet joke here]
>>25463046
We prefer to be called Subterranean Americans.
>>25462914
>>25462982
Because you fucks think you can just fucking strut up to a bitch like this and expect not to get a fucking heel lodged in your nut sack.
Youre so god damned detached from reality that you think you're invincible to conflict, that you could sweep this mare off her feet and make her confess her love for you under a goddammed full moon like some shitting disney movie.
You white fucks are so goddamned ignorant of the world below you, that you think spousal abuse is a plot device in Hallmark channel originals.
Your parents never fought because there was nothing to fight about.
Money was never tight and mommy never threw frozen chicken at daddy for sneaking out to titty bars.
Daddy was never drunk off his ass and you never once had the cops called to your house.
Your priviliged rearing has left you deaf and blind to all the sources of bitterness and anguish in a relationship.
This horse would have your asses cornered, crying and pissing yourself before the day ended.
And the more weakness you show, the worse her behavior gets.
you're better off settling with a submissive bitch you can handle, like fluttershy, at least for two or so years before she completely fucking up and disappears to chase after the long, thick Zebra cock (sorry boy).
Welcome to the real world, white man.
>>25463117
Hold up nigger, I didn't come here to read a novel.
>>25463117
I was raised in a third world shithole and still managed to have a loving family despite being poor as balls. What is wrong with your family, Anon? How can we make it better?
>>25463117
Why are you so racist?
>>25463117
Holy shit, just kill yourself. Livestream it.
>>25463117
Why you niggers fucking fighting whit chicken.
how black are you?
>>25463117
This nigga is so angry. You act like you are the only dude who had it rough around here. Get that chip off your shoulder and man up.
>>25463117
As a fellow nig, I gotta ask what's eating you, man.
They're fictional ponies, so why not take the fictional approach to courting them if it interests some?Captcha: mutual xsraeli
>>25463117
I was raised in the middle of fucking Detroit and never dealt with an abusive family. I got smacked once in a while for being a whiny little bitch but it was deserved. My dad never left, my mom showed me kindness... I knew white kids in more fucked up situations then me. Your issue has nothing to do with race and more to do with shitty people.
>>25463117
SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>>25462330
i prefer maud
>>25463362
All four Pie sisters are awesome in their own way.
>>25463362
>MaudYou have good taste.
>"I'LL BITE IT OFF. I'M SERIOUS. JUST TRY ME!"
>>25463117
My dad beat me nearly daily in a drunken stupour
We lived in poverty
My parents divorcred, and both of my subsiquent stepfathers were abusive as well, going as far to even throw knives
I dropped out of high school and started working full time at 14.
How presumptuous of you to extrapilate my entire life story from litteraly nothing.
We are talking about idealism in a land of fictional technicolor ponies, of fucking course id want it to look like a godamned hallmark movie, ive had enough goddamned grit for my life.
>>25463117
Eh, nigga you gay.
I like limestone, yes.
Fearingfun did a good picture of her.
>>25462734
Why does everyone assume she's violent? From the episode, I just saw a frustrated A Type personality who feels she needs to be in charge and grumpy no one takes her seriously.
Angry pone
Is there any good porn of her yet?
>>25464211
yes, there's at least one, that pic fearingfun did
>>25463805
Poor pone
It sounds like she deserves a hug.
>>25463805
This.
Also people assume she's always angry but they forget she calmed down at the end when her farm was "safe" from those "strangers".
IE:People are retarded and think people are bitches because they are tensed. That's the movie mentality that seeped into tumblr "this guy is rude to the hero! That means he's bad and deserve to die!"
Is there any green of Lime yet anons?
I swear she is so friggin underrated compared to the other pies
>>25464335
Most men want a submissive lady so Marble got more popular.
>>25463204
Read it again and notice all the SJW buzzwords. His problem is that he's mentally ill.
>>25463805
>Why does everyone assume she's violent?
I just explained that she isn't.
>a frustrated A Type personality who feels she needs to be in charge and grumpy no one takes her seriously.
That's how I see her too. What I'm saying is that she can be manipulated by acting overly fearful of her.
>>25462330
wanting either of those over based maud or pretty pink party pony.
>>25463805
>grumpy no one takes her seriously.
That's the cute part. She's the perfect pony to be with when you're prone to joking and shit like that. Makes it all the better for her those times you do drop the smile and take what she says seriously.
i like blinkie pie more
>>25463117
>Tfw when wake up this morning to a triggered af nigger on a tumblr worthy rampage
>Tfw when spic and parents getting divorced
Thanks nigger i needed a laugh
>>25464335
>>25464372
I've seen Limestone greens here and there, but they're usually about edgy shit like her being abusive or some Anon putting her in her place. And yeah, Marble drew all the attention in the episode. Shame, dominant ladies need love too.
>>25465141
Men liking dominate woman is just not the norm in most societies.
>>25465141
>Abusive
>Dominant
Using two synonyms in the same sentence is bad practice.
She just doesn't like strangers messing up her farm. And they did mess up her farm. She was right.
Once everything was fixed up she mellowed out and accepted them. She's not quite a crazy bitch as people make her out to be.
She's a conservative hard working mare who will be successful in life and is a perfect waifu.
>>25465166
>abusive and dominant
>synonyms
M8...
>>25465166
Those are not synonyms at all.
>>25463117
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/34667100/poor-white-boys-get-a-worse-start-in-life-says-equality-report
:^)
>>25465204
>>25465219
I'm just sayin, if a girl wants me to take charge in the bedroom, she ain't walking out out there without a few scars and fractures.
>>25465248
You sound like a wonderful person.
>>25462344
This can be arranged
>>25463369
Maud should be Melancholic and Marble should be Phlegmatic.
>>25465350
What would I need to do?
>>25465248
wow the edge in this comment is impressive
>>25462330
I wannatouchherholder's boulder
>>25462330I'd tickle her while she tried to be angry. the mixture of anger and giggling would be orgasmic
>>25462330
Ok, I'm still good then
>>25462330
this tbqh famm
>>25465567
I like Azula's personality. Turns me on something fierce.
Limestone catches you touching Houlder's Boulder.
>wat do?
>>25466472
Rock her world.
>>25466472
Not much, she'll just yell at me.
>>25466472
Embrace my destruction. By which I mean her.
>>25466472
Nigga I wouldn't be touching that shit in the first pace.
>>25462952
who is the one on the left?
>>25466936
Tracy you fucking newfag.
Tracy vs Limestone
Only bare hooves allowed
Who wins?
>>25467370
My dick wins.
>>25467370
Tracy. She knows where it hurts the most.
>>25467370
Limestone because she's real in mlp.
>>25467385
The word "The Fandom" that is reflected on the knife should be reversed. As well as "Hasbro". I don't think the drawer knows what mirrors are.
>>25467370
Well on one hand there s Tracy, a cold killer who probly knows 'hoof-to-hoof' combat
On the other Limestone, a rock farmer which if you consider Maud strenght when she threw a rock, which ended in a nuclear blast far away, fair to say Lime is just as stronk or maybe even more since she actively runs the farm diferent from Maud that travels and stuff
Definetly would end as whoever lands the first hit wins
>>25463012
Pics or grab a branch coon
Family photo bump
>>25468340
>You will never make Maud smile
>You will never pull Limestone into a hug that makes her blush while acting angry at you
I'm ready to die now. There's no point in going on.
>>25463117
>>25463117
>spousal abuse, crying, anguish, etc
But I'd still get to fuck Limestone right? Cuz then I don't care, you fags can have your shitty Marble.
Limestone > Pinkie > Marble > Shit > Maud
>>25465141
there is nothing wrong or edgy about limestone abusing anon. he probably deserved it as a man.
>>25465141
>edgy shit
The fools, it'd be fun to be angry "with" Limestone
>>25469810
Femanon pls. There's a difference between Limestone being OOC and calling someone dogshit and just being grumpy, but warming up and being playfully dominant.
>>25469888
men cannot be abused in the way men regularly abuse women. they're not even the same. it's not that big of a deal if limestone decides to sock anon one for no reason.
>>25469810
>>25469904
I want Tumblr to leave.
>>25469904
The black guy baiting was more worth it. This is just low tier. Try harder.
>>25469904
Anyway, the point is she has never been shown as abusive, just easily frustrated and annoyed. People take her aggressiveness and turn it into violence for their edgy greentexts.
>>25465404
The magic bleach
>>25469904
^^^ this
Fucking man can take a punch, else there's no reason to call him a man.
>>25463117
>You white fucks are so goddamned ignorant of the world below you, that you think spousal abuse is a plot device in Hallmark channel originals.
>Your parents never fought because there was nothing to fight about.
>Money was never tight and mommy never threw frozen chicken at daddy for sneaking out to titty bars.
>Daddy was never drunk off his ass and you never once had the cops called to your house
woah faggot
not my fault that my fathers knew the importance of money and education
at this rate hope you get jailed for being a racist subhuman dark-skinned welfare-leecher thrash
>>25470054
Jokes on you, I'm white.
>>25470098
>being whitekek
thats even worse
>>25470098
What's it like? Does the sun hurt? Do people really give you free stuff?
>>25470156
I know an attractive white female who just moves from beta to beta getting free stuff. Seems nice.
>>25470200
You've got to be female too? Fug that's too much for me. I'll stick with my schlong and skin color.
>>25462330
I want this aggressive bitch to verbally abuse me while she's angrily giving me a painful hoofjob, grinding my rock-hard dick into a fine powder
>>25465400
Not really, Melancholic is sad. Marble is clearly sadder than any of her sisters. Melancholic is calm. Maud is the calmest out of all of them, so much so that she seems bored.
>>25463369
>>25468340
Damn they're all fucking beautiful
Pie's gene is the best gene
>>25462952
The personality.
the physique.
OH MY GOD!
IT ALL MAKE SENSE NOW.
>>25463117
Tumblr please go
>Tfw no Anon x Limestone green
>Tfw can't write myself
>>25465141
Many woman have a preference for the "bad guy", there are stories of criminals getting love letters every week. In exactly the same way I am interested in imagining interactions between me and dominant,"bad" women. Maybe because I am myself a very boring and serious character. But I am not the only human with that fascination, it is a phenomenon.
bemp
guilda 2.2 have nothing on our cute blinkie pie
>>25471898
Yes you can m8
>>25462344
After careful observation I realized that the cutie mark reminds me of something else. I see what they did there and don't say you DON'T see it.
Wait.....
>She's angry all the time
>Don't ease off at least once
>Why it's as if she is a....
>DICK
