find a flaw.
protip: you can't
>>25446651
she has sexual experience.
she is fat
>>25446656
>>25446661
>implying thats a bad thing
virgins pls
>>25446651
She is female
>>25446651Nurse sweetheart is better.
>Amazing cook
>Amazing ass
>Amazing earth pony stock
Amazement incarnate. Top tier waifu. Carrot doesn't know how good his straggly ass has got.
>>25446651
>thick ass milf pone
>>25446665
>fawning over your favorite secondary/background character on the My Little Pony board on 4chan
>calling people virgins
Think about it.
>>25446651
>Not Inspectorpone
>Not Teacherpone
>Not Moneypone
>Not Mayorpone
Not worth my semen
>>25446717
>implying i didn't use to fuck girls before i found out that pony pussy is better
>>25446717
>on 4chan
You're right, they're still virgins wether or not they share my tastes. Thanks bruh.
>you will never kek her husband and hotdog that ass
>>25446738
>you will never be working the register while she greedily sucks your cock under the counter\
why
even
live?
>>25446728
Right. It's like going out of your way to call every person you see "human".
http://pastebin.com/4pP5Jwsd
>>25446817
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/105186/4/ipwnlocks-4chan-writefagging/mrs-cake-is-awesome
something from, quite a while ago, i have since stopped writing for pony
>>25446651
She's a cheater.
>>25446896
Apparently, they enjoy her slut side.
>>25446896
are you saying you DONT want to kek a beta faggot and fuck his hot horny MILF wife?
>>25446817
There's a much better version
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/299328/a-dozen-strawberries
>>25446922
I'd totally give her a few extra bastard foals.
>>25446665
Pig fucker please
>>25446651
Her manestyle looks dumb.>>25446673
This.
>>25446685
This.
She wouldn't just be a fun fuckbuddy, she's freakin' marriage material.
Carrot Cake may be a scrawny faggot, but goddamn do I envy him his wife.
>>25447207
>>25446685
Except, ya know, the infidelity. Her other qualities is why he doesn't leave her ass.
>>25447218
Obviously her husband is too spineless and meek to satisfy her needs. Just fuck her thoroughly and often, and she should be happy.
>>25447218
>Except, ya know, the infidelity.
I love and hate how everyone ignores his daughter has his mane color for the sake of cúck jokes
>>25447218
Where's the proofs? >>25446896 is not conclusive enough so don't try to use that for your argument.
>>25447262
So if your wife gives birth to a black and a latino and you're white, that isn't proof enough she fucked around?
>>25446651
>>25446673
I want to cuddle them.
A little romantic, non-cheating smut.
http://pastebin.com/VH9kxFAE
>>25446651
> fat horse
> cyuck fetish
> fat
> bull-dyke hair
> She's fucking fat
>>25447207
>Carrot Cake may be a scrawny faggot
>Carrot Cake had testicular cancer when he was in his twenties
>Cup Cake was his sweetheart during that time and she didn't leave his bedside.
>They spoke of their dream to open a bakery together well into the morning, despite Carrot's strength dwindling.
>They both wanted children, a family.
>The cancer goes into remission, but Carrot loses his balls
>He's still recovering even at the time of the show.
>Cannot father any children
>Mrs. Cake is happy he's well but he can sense her sadness that they wouldn't have babies together
>Carrot approaches her one day and tells her to find a good man and be with him
>She refuses
>They hug and cry together
>Pinkie ruins the moment and suggests someone just fuck Mrs Cake and knock her up
Fast forward to today.
>>25446651
She even is not the mother of the babies
No die
>>25447330
> not knowing chubby babes are the best
>>25446896
a least carrot cake is the husband of 2 pony hookers
>>25446651
Shes a breeder.
>>25451405
>you will never molest the Cakes' twins
>>25446651
Fat, old, married. If everything that is NOT evolutionary attractive is your fetish, so be it I guess.
