>"I thought you wore a condom!"
>>25429767
>I swear Twilight, you saw it on my dick as you shoved your horn inside my pee-hole!
>>25429779
no u
>>25429767
>I don't wear one all the time you fucking spa
>...I did.
>>25429767
I did!
... Oooohh, wait, you meant on my penis. Yeah, in retrospect, I can see how you might be confused.
it's ok, I will get rid of this problem bytaking responsibility
>>25429796
u hurt me
>>25429813
>>25429767
i did twilight....
>anon leans in closely
but shining didnt.
>"wh..what?"
you didnt really think it was just me right? i mean, with you being all tied up on the bed and blindfolded anyone could have found you.
>twilight's face turns a shade of bright red
>"a-anon! quit joking around!"
im not. shining and i were our getting drinks and he couldnt make it home. so i let him stay the night with us.
>"but why didnt you tell me!?"
and ruin your sexy little setup? hell no!
>"but.. my own brother?"
he said you two have done it before. and i thought it was pretty hot.
>"ANON i cant believe you! you're such aMoot"
>>25429767
I thought you were a horse.
I thought you were smart enough to know I'm a different species
If anything this only proves you're a cheating whore
>>25429817
>>25429861
>Update
>>25429865
u wanna go?
>>25429873
yeh
>>25429882
aight les go
>>25429767
I'm Sterile
I think you've got explaining to do
>>25429898
copy that
>>25429920
give me your address nigger, i'll fuck you up
What are you niggers even doing?
>>25429937
OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GOOD HUH?
>>25429961
Nothing, what are you doing?
>>25429767
“Twilight, what the fuck are you on about?”
>”I’m pregnant you bucking idiot.”
“Okay, I fail to see how that’s my problem.”
>”You’re the father, what else do you think.”
“Only problem with that is that we never did it. So I fail to see how?”
>”It just is.”
“Wait a minute, you just came back from that freak dimension. You fucked flash didn’t you?”
>You blew up in laughter at the flustered horse.
“Enjoy that retards kid.”
>Slamming the door in her face you went back to sleep.
>Fuck book horse.
Remember kids if you fuck a retard, you get stuck with raising one.
>>25429819
Wow. I laughed really, really hard for some reason.
>>25430030
>Sat
Fillon is best ODST-IV
>>25430044
It'd be worth it, just saying.
>>25430068
Kek
>>25430068
oh, i love muffins! id fuck her.
>>25429791
>did
>past tense
>>25430050
He will btfo by pic related
>>25430166
>he didn't play 5
haha it's ok to be mad buddy
>>25429767
So is this the new "IWTCIRD?"
>>25429767
No, but I have a central nervous system.
>>25430914
you should get it removed. it could help build moral fiber
>>25430920
You're right.
>>25430920
I agree. It will be better for both of them.
>>25429767
I did, b0ss
>casually poking holes in condoms
I did. Shining didn't.
>>25429767
haha, you idiot. i never said that.
you know what they say about assuming?
>>25429767
I would have, but you're the one who wanted me to wear it, so it was only fair that you provided it. You didn't, so I didn't have one.
>>25429767
Just abort it, Twiunless you want to keep it. I'll be happy to set up a family :3
