Help me /mlp/. Not only have I never fapped to ponies, I've never fapped in my life. What do I do?
>>25429365
Fap to furries. Ponies can't even compete desu senpai
>>25429365
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOOOOME
>>25429365
>never fapped
Are you a quadruple amputee?
>>25429388
No, I just........I don't really know why. What can I do. I don't know where to go from here
>>25429398
ok, well first you should find some porn, and then a crucial next step is to far to it. Do both steps, one after the other, you'll be fine. I believe in you and /mlp/ is here for youDear Princess Celestia, today I taught someone how to fap on the internet[spoiler/]
>>25429426
*fap
>>25429379
ponies are literally the same thing except on 4 legs
>>25429426
Is it possible for a penis to be to small to fap with? Cause that might be my problem
>>25429398
just google "e621favorite pone" and let the nature do the work
>>25429365
>go to derpibooru
>look in tags
>search "human on pony action"
>????
>cum buckets
You're Welcome
![[bombing intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/x0K1x7w.png "[bombing intensifies].png")
>>25429449
how small?
Make sure nobody ells is in the room first.
Don't forget to delete search history, or use private browsing.
>>25429449
probably not
I've seen a webm of someone who literally had no penis massage his stump until it leaked cum.
>>25429491
1-1.5 inches at flaccid, and 2-3 at full length
I'm a sad sack of shit
>>25429533
And this is the part where everyone laughs at the OP.
Currently looking at porn and trying to jack off, wish me luck
>>25429533
that sucks so much anon, you should get enlargement surgery or something
>>25429533
Do you have no sex drive? Might be a hormonal problem?
Do you grow facial hair?
>>25429561
>>25429561
any good household lube recommendations?
>>25429605
Recommendations please on the easiest way to cum
>>25429533
Gawd damn. I feel like a nigger now, and not because I stole ten packs of cigarettes today if you catch my drift senpai
![[SKYLER DROWNING].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ibmttwk.jpg "[SKYLER DROWNING].jpg")
>>25429647
It's not working, I'm just basically pulling on my dick
>>25429705
Just hump a pillow. Work for my
>>25429739
What part?
>>25429744
>>25429705
>>25429744
>>25429739
>better make it two
>>25429533
wew lad
Do you at least have any kind of girth?
>>25429744
The part with your dick and the part with your pillow
Gotta go for the night. If this thread survives the night I doubt it will I'll crack at it again first things tomorrow morning
Just use a prostate massage if everything fail
>>25429804
Try doing it at the park next time, or at your local playground - wear a big coat though it might be chilly, and sunglasses too, just in case
>>25429533
Whaat
Weew laddy
Well this thread just made my night.
>>25429365
I'm not jerking you off.
Gotta do that part yourself.
