After almost 2 years of waiting, the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!
Biscuit is/was a writefag that started a fic called "Equestrian Invasion" in the late summer of 2013, but due to a few "complications" he stopped writing.
He was successfully summoned after a years hiatus, but soon disappeared once again, leaving the readers devistated. So we've taken it upon ourselves to finish this.
>you come to class after a night without sleeping
>you sit next to your desk tired as fuck
>the bell rings as you yawn
>after a few minutes the teacher comes in and behind her a new student
>the first thing you notice about the student is her rainbow-colored hair
>"class, i'd like you to meet our new student, Rainbow Dash"
>"Would you like to say a few words Rainbow?"
>"I don't really like talking to egg-heads"
>The teacher looks at her and whisper to herself" Great, another one"
>"There's a free table next to Anon, You will be sitting there from now on"
>By the time she sits next to you the teacher is already writing something on the board
>Then suddenly you hear
>"Hey, Pssst. Anon, You're not a Egg-Head right?
Previous writers:
>Dapper4
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Dapper4
>Jasse
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/JasseSwefag
>Sage
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Anon_Sage
>Horsefellow
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/HorseFellow
>Chelis
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/115816/the-girls
BiscuitAnons pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BiscuitAnon
If there are any more writers/artists out there who are up for a challenge, get in here!
Most, but not all of these stories start on day 4 (http://pastebin.com/jhAkSe84- line 605)
>Equestrian Invasion is a fic about Anon, who one day meets no other than Rainbow Dash in his classroom. As the days go, the rest of the mane 6 shows up in his school, and it becomes Anons task to help them get home.
>Will he succeed? will he get to cum inside Rainbow Dash? Find out after the break!
>>25354673
Okay, i'll have to rush this.
Long story short, i've got some relatives here who won't leave untill morning. Therefore i can't write tonight. But hey, at least the thread is on time. If we're still up tomorrow, i'll produce like the writing cattle i am.
Cherio
Guys. Let it end. Let it go.
Just the two of you?
>>25354739
Can't let it go. No matter how pathetic it is
Well, im scheduled to write the girls tonight. Once im done and goes through my editor i should be able to link a doc tomorrow
bump, motherfuckers
I've seen BiscuitAnon in the CyTube Anniversary chat a few times on Saturdays when an episode is airing. You guys should harass him there rather than make these posts he'll probably never see.
>>25357956
thats nice
>>25354673
that's not how you spell "devastated" you idiot.
>>25357956
These threads aren't about him anymore
>>25354673
human pone is unacceptable
>>25359289
Oh no you dont
>>25360730
Human is superior to pone. Don't be silly
>>25361888
check'd
>>25362862
Too skinny
Bump
>>25364306
>>25364293
Come on guys, get your shit together
>>25354739
Fuck off Disney whore
>>25354673
>the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!
Reword this. You aren't finishing anything.
>>25364773
some day Anon, some day
>>25364782
rump
So this happened when "The Girls" was updated. my first time on the feature box too
>>25367762
Not sure what i'm supposed to notice, but nice work senpai
>>25367904
>mfw 'f~a~m' (minus the curly things) become 'senpai'
Damn you Hiroyuki Nishimura! I thought you would be different!
>>25367762
Well shit. Nice work representing, faggot.
>>25354731
>spending time with family
Pleb
So what are you faggots listening too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUuusqy50yk
Bump
>>25357956
Will do. I'll teach him he won't get away with blueballing us.
>>25364773
Yes we are. We might be on our deathbed when it happens, but it will happen regardless.
>>25367762
gg mayne. Will read this weeks, and last weeks update tomorrow.
>>25368048
Well i didn't want to seem like a dick to my little cousin, so i took a bullet. Made up a bullshit excuse about having plans to watch a movie at a friends place to make him leave though.
>>25368899
Noice m8. Always likes classical. The russians had a neck for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM_ebEK7DCw
So, where the fuck is Dapper, Sage and Canada? they're usually here way before Chelis.
Dump incoming.
>>25370857
>You will of course think of a thousand things more that you should have bought once you leave, but forgetting half of your shit is pretty much a part of camping.
>We'll see.
>Soon Appeljack and Rarity comes runing with a couple of flashlights each
>AJ: "Ah think these will do, Anon"
>TS: "Is there anything else we should get while we're here?"
"Let's see; we've got food, flashlights, a radio"
>Rarity gives you a subtle glance
"..And curtains"
>Think. Something to keep you entertained perhaps.
>Cards
>Of course! A few games of Poker with the girls should be fun.
>Something tells you Rainbow and AJ will have a neck for it.
>As long it doesn't get heated between them. they always have to be the best at everything.
>But hey, since all they own is the clothes on their bodies, they've got nothing to bet with.
>Wait a second..
>L-lewd>Implying strip poker
>If you had one of them tiny Devils on your shoulder, he'd be shouting a three hour symphony of reasons why you should do it.
>While the meat thermometer in your pants certainly would agree, your inventory is quite full as it is. The last thing you need is to add more pasta to it.
>You grab a 52 card deck regardless.
>TS: "What's that?" She asks as you put it in the basket.
"Just something to keep us entertained later. Just in case"
>She nods.
>AJ: "Ah can't think of anything else."
>FS: "Me neither"
"Alright, let's get out of here then"
>You carry the items to the checkout and pay.
>When on your way back to the parked car, you and the girls took another route out of the mall. Just to check if you missed any store that might be of interest.
>And there weren't. At least on your behalf..
>TS: "ooh, A bookstore!"
>>25370873
>She's about to rush over to it, but stops herself as she remembers that everything they buy is on your account.
>She gives you this aching stare for your approval
>You sigh, because you've got enough shit as it is. But it'd probably mean a lot to her, being a bookworm and all, so you just nod.
>Like a sun she shines up, and struts over to the store.
>it's pretty darn big for a coutryside bookstore. Could probably even be considered a library.
>You can see Twilights purple hair going back and forth along the endless shelfs.
>it doesn't take long before she's assembeled a decent stack of books, and the height's steadily growing..
>Dammit purple smart
>As you and the others reach her, you start skimming through what she's picked out so far.
>She's been picking out some goodies from most areas.
>"The Art of War"
>"The Origin of Species"
>"Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy"
>"The call of Chthulhu"
>And a bunch of more scientific publishings.
>But then-
>Oh lord have mercy..
>"The communist Manifesto"
>Just to even it out, you sneak in Mein Kampf.
>Because 0+1-1 is 0.
>TS: "There's so much to read! So much knowledge! Humans are.. amazing!"
>The stack of books probably adds up to a couple dozen.
>TS: "Anon, h-how many can i have?"
>>25370883
>Again, you sigh
"how about this: You can have as many as you like, as long as you can carry them?"
>Like before; she lights up. But her joy quickly fades away as she sees the mountain she's created.
>You and the others wait as she hectically tries to sort out the least interesting titles.
>Finally, she picks up a still fairly large pile of books.
>She wobbles over to the counter and drops them on the desk. The cashier looks a bit obilquely, yet a bit keen at you.
>???: "Someone's been starved i see"
>TS: "Oh you have no idea! Aha! But luckily Anon's such a gentlecol-i mean gentleman!"
>You just roll your eyes as you take your wallet out and pay.
>God damn books are expensive.
>But i guess that rarely is a concern for a princess. And a librarian at that.
>At least you hopefully can keep everyone in check for the evening now.
>Twilight's got her books, Fluttershy's probably going to play with a rat or something, Pinkie's got her sweets, Rarity her fucking curtains, AJ her.. hat i guess, and Rainbow your dick.
>Plus a radio and some good ol' card games.
>maybe tonight won't be half bad after all.
>>25370897
God damn, what was it?
One kind of expects it to be longer when you've been writing for several hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM
>>25370929
I know the exact feeling. By the way, I was here>>25368048
Rip dapper and canada
>>25370857
>>25372683
I'm still alive, just been really busy recently
>>25372780
imposter
>>25372928
Nope, here's a new picture of my cannon. If you go onto moe and look at the threads from around july or so from last year you will find some more pictures of it
>>25370873
>>25370883
>>25370897
I'm going to read this in the morning, but now I need sleep
>>25373040
That's not very nice, Canada. And moe is shut down
>>25373882
Bump mane
>>25372780
With what?
Personally i'm keeping myself busy with this other IT project.
Simply put; there's this person from a bunch of years back that i've got a few gooses unpicked with. I'm creating a USB that will automatically install spyware (keylogger, webcam recorder, screen dumper, copying browser data, etc) on the targets computer, and then send it back to me over the internet. Still working on the details/JSP.
If i get it to work nicely, i'll share it.
>>25373040
>Wearing glove to cover the fact that he is a nigger
>>25373097
Really? I actually didn't know that, I guess I do nowOkay, I'm sorry, it was very late when I posted that and I was running on 2 hours of sleep
>>25375258
Just life in general.
>>25375379
Nope, 3/4 Canadian, 1/4 Irish, 100% white Canadianon
>>25375258
Jesus Christ nigger, how is that possible?
>>25375942
Totally. Windows security measures are feble. And The one that exist are bypassable.
But the prettiest thing about it is that the target will unknowingly insert the USB into the computer by own will.
People tend to live by the saying "finders keepers". So if people find for example a USB laying around, they will most likely taket it, and insert it into their computer to see whats on it. Then, unknowingly, spyware is installed.
>>25376519
Okay, that's actually good to know that could happen
Post Animu/lolis to attract Dapper. I know that fucker can't resist it.
http://w0bm.com/21
http://w0bm.com/b/6.webm
http://w0bm.com/441
http://w0bm.com/48
http://w0bm.com/52
>>25379514
Hellll Naw i ain't clickin on that shit!
But i guess it worked cause im here now.
>>25375805
In other words, Neon White, i think he's wearing the glove to keep from blinding the camera with the flash
>>25372683
>Rip dapper and canada
>Rip dapper
you have no idea how close i came to being run over today on my way back home, some idiots really need to learn patience
>>25370857
>So, where the fuck is Dapper
I help my dad with his friends horses on Sundays, been there before i came here.
Now to write because i haven't written jack shit yet. Damn that pokemon game
>>25368899
Here im listening to this now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9bC6C0JQQQ
>>25379514
Speaking of animu guess what i spent 60 dollars on? Ok i'll go back to work now
>>25380666
>Satan trips
Would have been much more apropriate if you'd be listening to what Jasse listened to in >>25370857
>>25381112
Niceru desu m8If dubs, post them drenched in cum
>>25381112
Guess what i spent close to 200 dollars on?
Yeah, i'll get back to work too now
>>25381211
I don't need to listen to edgy as fuck death metal, swedes are just obsessed with death that way. Honestly though i think wetbacks are the complete opposites i mean what does this tell you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCpqzot8-rs
>>25381261
not that i wouldn't drown both of their wombs in my cum, i just don't want to clean my children off plastic Revy's plastic swivel joints. Seems like too much work.
>>25381354
>Pic related
I don't think i've spent that much in total, much less in bulk. Those are in bulk right? or were they over the course of months?
>>25381530
I should probably post the lyrics for that video...
Campers arrived
with their guitars
joyful singing .
They come through the marshes .
Among the green grass
far lost
in pastures .
Campers arrived !
When night comes
the moon will illuminate .
The clearing of the mountain
They are far reaching .
An adobe house
It hides in the thicket .
There's my darling
the one who awaits me
I come from far away
so I bring
all my friends.
Jeeps arrived .
With that I show them
my kindness
really is without fail.
Campers arrived !
Google translate tried to pass off one of the 'darling' word as jacket, and friends as 'Jeeps'.
>>25380611
Exactly
>>25381530
omg it's BLACK metal, per sé! You just like, don't get it mom. god you're such a confirmist.It's gotta be the dark/cold winters, man. It gets a bit melancholic when there's just like 3 hours of sunlight, which you will probably miss if there's school/work to deal with.
Remember the picture i took from my porch during the summer? It was taken around 10 PM, i think. This one here is from 3 PM yesterday.
>>25381648
We summon thee through Jahi - Angra Mainyu
The Whore shall bring impurity - Angra Mainyu
We will destroy for you - Angra Mainyu
In the name of the serpent - Angra Mainyu
Welcome to the Temple of Ahriman
The infernal torture chamber no one survive
Retaliation and sacrifice
- and a thirst for blood and to end more christian lives
I eat your eye to fuel my fire
I rip your flesh to make you scream
Vultures awaits at the Tower of Silence to eat the flesh from your bones
The moon shall be painted red by blood and eternal darkness shall follow
I rape your soul so bad no god will ever come near
I crack your bones as I'm watching you mumble your prayers
Welcome to the Temple of Ahriman
The infernal torture chamber no one survive
Retaliation and sacrifice
-and the thirst for blood and to end all human life
We summon thee through Jahi - Angra Mainyu
The Whore shall bring impurity - Angra Mainyu
We will destroy for you - Angra Mainyu
In the name of the serpent - Angra Mainyu
Welcome to the Temple of Ahriman
The infernal torture chamber no one survive
Retaliation and sacrifice
- and the thirst for blood and to end all living
Welcome to the Temple of Ahriman
The infernal torture chamber no one survive
Retaliation and sacrifice
- and the thirst for blood and to end all human
Welcome to the Temple of Ahriman
The infernal torture chamber no one survive
Retaliation and sacrifice
- and a thirst for blood and to end all christian life
Not too different. 'To-may-to/To-mah-to', you know.
>>25381354
I approve
>>25381112
>spending money on Gilda
For shame
I hope you guys know that you are all very autistic
>>25383571
No need to remind me. I think about it every day. But i've long since embraced it.
>>25382416
Black metal, heavy metal, liquid metal it's all the same screaming, crying, attention seeking mess to me. I'll stick to grunge thank you very much, nothing whiny about Nirvana. No siree
I figured it'd be about your guys's lack of sunlight during the cold winter months though, i go crazy with only 7 hours of daylight over here, must be shit over there. I mean that second picture is literally a black screen, how you have foliage i will never understand
>>25383571
>spending money on Gilda
>I hope you guys know that you are all very autistic
I spent 60 dollars on a doll!!! Nigger literally just one doll!! And you're going to target me over Gilda doll that cost me two fitty!? Well guess what faggot!i got two
plus an army of Rainbow Dash's. Yes i've dropped plenty of spaghetti at the local walmart
>>25385151
Your bumps are not in vain Canada, i managed to finish this much, no recap
>The drive to school was quick and quiet
>Except for that one time Gilda called out a red light when you were distracted by a fedora floating in the wind
>It was scary how close it came to you, but you just brushed it off and kept going
>Remember Trevor? Of course you do
>That fucker showed up for school today too
>"OHMIGOSH! THERE YOU ARE ANON! HELLO FRIEND!"
>That son of a bitch was on the other side of the cafeteria
>You facepalm as he works his way through the crowd of perturbed students
>Half of which tried to trip him along the way
>The dozen or so keychains hanging from his pikachu backpack ringing loudly over every fall
>What was even more pathetic was Trevor's constant apologies which consisted of him quickly bowing to everyone
>"Comenasai, Senpai"
>More than one student took a swat at him but none connected as he ran his tiny pale ass across the room
>"Ohio, Anon-Senpai. How are you today?"
"Fine, Trevor. Just fine."
>"Trevor...'
>He lingered on his name as he watched you with expectant eyes
"I'm not calling you a 'kohai'."
>"Awww but why nooooott? You're so cool Senpai, I want to be your kohai so badly"
>You give an exasperated sigh as Gilda starts laughing
>"Go on Anon, let him be your Co-hi.faggot
>You turn to give her a cold look before Trevor pipes up again
>"Who's this Senpai? Is she your girlfriend, oh i knew you'd get one. You're so awesome*"
>"You wanna run that by me again, Twerp?"
>Gilda rushed forward but Trevor was quick to hide behind you
>"Comenasai, comenasai! I didn't mean it! Honest! I just wanted to make Anon feel good!"
>Several rowdy teenagers laughed audibly at the dirty implications
>Goddamnit Trevor
"Will you get off me?"
>You shake Trevor loose and he jingled again, like a fucking elf
>"Comenasai Senpai, a thousand pardons to both of you. I-I-I was just joking!"
>Gilda leaned close to you
>Her breath was hot on your neck
>>25385278
>"What hell's wrong with him?"
"Later. Trevor, quit apologizing already."
>"Huh? Oh, sorry. I'm sorry for over-apologizing Senpai. Please forgive me!"
>Trevor bent at his waist with dramatic speed
>One passing student took the opportunity to kick him square in the ass launching him forward at you
>You catch him before he headbutts you and he starts rubbing his ass
>Sympathizing with the poor bastard you decide to reproach his attacker
"C'mon dude, he's like twelve."
>The guy smiled and shook his head as he walked out
>"Is that guy gonna be a problem?"
>Gilda cracked her knuckles
"Nah, he's a cool guy, sometimes."
>He did score you some bootleg porno- I mean, Anatomically Correct Anthropological...okay it was porn
>"Jeez, the two of you are like the school's punching bags aren't ya?"
"No"
>"Yes"
...
"Trevor, shut the fuck up."
>"Well, the kid's stupid. But at least he's honest. Not like other people i know."
>Gilda shoots you a look
"I am literally the only other person you know."
>She sighed and rolled her eyes
>"So are we doing this school thing or not?"
>First bells were about to ring
"Alright fine. But please just try to stay close and not get lost."
>Gilda opened the door to leave
>"I was planning on doing that anyway. You two are so pathetic you need someone to keep an eye on you."
>"Like a bodyguard?"
>Trevor's face lit up
>"Ha! Sure kid. A bodyguard."
>Trevor leapt happily out of your arms and out the door
>There was a pause between you two
>"Well?"
"Well, what?"
>"I'm not your stupid maid anon! I'm not going to hold this door open all day!"
"Oh, yeah. Thanks. Uh, listen about that bodyguard thing?"
>Gilda grabbed hold of your collar
>"Keep your mouth shut dweeb. I'm only doing this cause i need you."
>"Huh?"
>"To go back home idiot, now shut up and get moving!"
>Gilda shoves you through the door and makes her way to the stairs
>>25385330
>Trevor shows up behind you, his mouth in an opened 'oh' as the pieces started falling together in his tiny weeb head
>You give him a little smack to bring him back to reality
"Don't you say it."
>Trevor's face changed from confusion and irritation to one of mischief and delight
>"Hai, Senpai. Should we follow her?"
>Another sigh of contempt
"Yosh."
That was it, nothing else, I'm in bed now. Later folks. Jasse I'll read your shit tomorrow. Sage get to writing, and for God's sake boy, leave your basement more often and get a tan Canada.
>>25385406
It's funny, because I just realized that while I've made quote a bit of progress with my other fix this weekend, I have made none with EI. Will attempt to correct myself over the week.And I also just remebered that I just finished Day 6, and have to find a way to finish Day 7. Shit.
Lastly, an announcement:I think I'm only going to do 10 days. Otherwise, I'll probably never finish.
>>25384579
If dubs, you drench one of them in cum.
>>25386399
Ding Ding Ding! We have a Winner!
>>25386399
>>25386649
Never change you glorious faggots, but seriously fuck no. I'm about to head in to work, see you all later
>>25387151
Fuck it no trip. You people recognize my voice.
>>25385754
Fuck it brah, if that's all you can do it then do it. At least you give us an ending not like that nigger loving bisquick
>>25387158
>You people recognize my voice
Not sure if Dapper, Jasse, or Dapper disguised as Jasse
>>25387494
The nigger's trying to ruin my good nameBut as he said; Bisquick is dead to us
>>25387618
Nigga please, your name was never good.agreed
>>25387618
dang
>>25388943
I-is that you?
>>25389412
>>25388943
It is us. We are single
>>25390905
Bump
I think this thread is done. Not every thread is going to be full of production.
>>25393586
I supose. Better start refueling for next weekends thread instead.
