>"Anon! We left for 5 minutes! Why is Ponyville on fire!"
>"What have you done? What have you done!"
>>25342397
Isn't it good? Norwegian wood.
>>25342412Murakami?
>>25342397
Look, Sweetie Belle said "Let's make cookies!" and I was like "Yeah, okay, let's make cookies" because one, you can't say no to that face and two, cookies.
Where it went from there I couldn't tell ya.
>>25342397
Good news, Twilight. I invented matches!
>>25342397
Sorry Familia, was my mixtape too fire?
>>25342397
"Look just because the cmc wanted to try fire eating for their friend does not make this my fault!"
>"YES IT IS!"
"Man you are such a buzz kill sparkle, can't you just enjoy the scene?"
>"Derpy's house is on fire!!"
"So that's why the place smells like muffins suddenly..."
>"Anon!"
"Jesus fine, spoilsport..."
>Walking over to the burning house you grab a handful of flames and lob them into your gob chewing nosily.
>"You can eat fire?!"
"Why do phou think I eat fire phor a 'iving?"
>"Fine whatever, girls come on we have to put them out!"
>Swallowing the muffin flavored flames you burp before waving at the others.
"Hey don't do that! This is a literal feast when else am I going to get to sample so many tasty treats?!"
>"Their ponies homes you jerk!"
>>25342397
It's your fault for building houses out of hay and mud.
Use bricks and concrete for fuck sake.
>>25342397
"Hey, it wasn't my fault! It was their fault!"
>Anon points at Vinyl Scratch and Trixie
"I don't know how it happened, though."
>>25342397
I have a problem.
>>25342397
I bring death, rebirth and rape!
>>25342397
I ripped the tag off a mattress
>>25342397The Holy Exterminatus has only just begun.
>>25342397
I had to fart, SUPER bad.
>>25342397
Twilicorn will end in 23 days.
Spike made me do it.
>>25342505
The only way to be sure.
>>25342397
https://youtu.be/gEgXDhiayz4?t=1m25s
>>25342397
THERE WAS A FUCKIN DRAGON SPARKLE
HE ATE THE CAKES
BOTH PASTRY AND PONY
>>25342397
Remember, Remember.
The fifth of November
Gunpower treason and plot.
For I do not know why the gunpower treason should ever be forgot.
>>25342397
"What have I done? I've lit the town on fire."
>>25342397
Well there was a mare who stole my sandwich and now her whole village is on fire.
karma
