I have a problem /mlp/. I have become completely obsessed with ponies. I clop 2-3 times a day, usually for an hour. There are too many amazing clop images and fanfics to resist. Unfortunately, this has lead to a side effect. The tip of my dick has rash, or wound on it from all the friction, and every time it gets hard, it damages it.
I tried not clopping for a week, which was the hardest thing I have ever done with all these amazing mares, and worrying about falling way behind, but just morning wood would damage the healing.
How do i fix this? How do i save my dick from pony?
Inb4 STD. I am a level 24 pony wizard.
>>25339663
>I clop 2-3 times a day, usually for an hour.
You spend 3 hours a day clopping?
>>25339663
>2-3 times a day
Whoa, that's a bit too much...
>>25339663
See a doctor.
Stop being so damn rough. I fap like 4-5 times near nightly and I haven't really had any sore or anything like that.
I'm genuinely disgusted with you, OP. But if the friction is the problem, use lube idunno.
>>25339700
>>25339663
Well, good to know then: I do it 5-7 times a week and I thought it was too much...
If you have something like this anon, its best not to share it. It sounds cancerous, like i watch some anime but i dont talk about it or try to act it since itll show cancer. If you got dick problems hire a meet and fuck from pornhub and get some real sex
>>25339663
ITT that OP is in heat and just needs a good dicking.
It's called self control dumbass
>>25339733
Who doesn't need a good dicking?
>inb4 everyone posts clop ITT to tempt OP :^)
>>25339758
Man, if it's lewd you wanted, you could have just asked...
>>25339723
As long as it doesn't hinder your daily life, you're fine. Who needs to give a fuck what you do behind closed doors?
>>25339758
I could get behind that, if I had some saved.
>>25339754
Your mom didn't, but for some reason, here you are.
>>25339758
>OP's face when this turns into a clop thread and it blows up
>>25339700
>Stop being so damn rough
This. I've clopped for hours before, and still the worst I've had in years is an ache.
>>25339786
fucking obliterated
>>25339786
I'm a rape child asshole
>>25339786
Fuckin rekt
>>25339663
Pics or gtfo
who /nofapnovember/ here
>>25339663
I can fap 4 times a day, but not every day. My advice is get outside when you're not really in the mood, and try different methods to see if any are easier on your dick.
Who /noshavenovember/ here? It's for 'charity'
>>25339786
demolished
>>25339786
Fucking shreked
>>25339836
>2014
>try no fap november
>easy until around 2 weeks through
>by the end of the third week I'm constantly horny
>using dildos to get myself off because that's technically not fapping
>never manage to achieve prostate orgasm
>end up with a denial fetish
Anyways point is that 2 weeks into january I was getting dicked by a guy I met on craigslist while wearing a chastity cage. Don't do no fap november, kids, it turns you gay.
You guys are hurting my feelings
you gotta power thru the pain
>>25339874
faggotsorry
>>25339773
It hinders my clop life. I don't want my dick to fall off before the release of pony androids.
>>25339918
Then my advice stays the same, stop being so fucking rough with your dick.
Kinda had a similar thing. Edged for for like 2 or 3 hours and managed to get a rash. Like people have said, don't be too rough and hold off for a day or two
>>25339728
>hire a meet and fuck from pornhub and get some real sex
>>25339860
Welp
>>25339663
I fixed this problem by fucking real mares.
>>25339663
Take saltpeter
>>25339995
Thats kinda nasty
>>25339918
Can you just try to cum quickly so your sessions won't be so drawn out?
>>25340136
>That's kinda nasty
Get a load of this faggot
>>25340143
But edging for an hour is so much better than blasting off instantly
>>25340156
True, but doing it three times a day is excessive and clearly hurting you. And that's certainly not "better."
>>25339786
>>25339663
Get a Sugarstar op, a few rounds with that thing and you won't be able to go more than once a day if you tried. Also if said situation happens remember to use lots of lube, mine was so tight when I first got it that I actually had to take a break from it to let my dick heal.
>>25339663
>masturbating
>2015
You're the reason economy is shit.
>>25340136
Not wanting that nice wet winking mare vag massaging your cock as it gently milks you for all you're worth. The feeling of euphoria as its fleshy walls immediately take the form of your junk, a natural reflex as it has come to accept you as its mate. The steady slapping of flesh slowly turning into a wet and sloppy smacking as you lovingly bring your mare to orgasm simply by thrusting in and out of her honey pot. That exquisite moment when her walls clamp down on you, holding you in place as you shoot off ropey strand after ropey strand, breeding her all the while your fingers gingerly knead her ample rump.
Not wanting this, it's almost as if you're just a faggot after all.
Use lotion. Leaves your dick buttery smooth and moisturized.
>>25340372
Not OP, but I feel its better when you dick isn't wet. Plus I lose grip a lot cause' I'm a clumsy motherfucker.
>>25340520
upgrade your dexterity faggot
>>25340537
>leveling DEX
>>25340583
>going full STR clopping
Enjoy your mutilated penis.
>>25339663
cover your dick in oil
>>25339663
Better stop before it's too late, OP.
>>25340520
Yeah, that always makes a huge mess, and doesn't feel any better. Soft sheet for life
>>25340136
Hahahahahahaha!!!
>>25340717
Shut it retard.
I have been hating anthro for 15 years and I still do , I had a futanari fetish before coming to /mlp/ and now I exclusively fap to horse pussy.
5/10 bait I replied.
>>25340717
kek, been at step 3 for years but the thought of human males disgusts me
maybe step 4 if you count femboys, but muscly/buff male bodies do nothing for me.
I clop but don't watch the show anymore, in fact I want to hate ignore it
>>25340900
You are more cancerous than us and THAT is an achievement.
>>25339663
The fuck is up with the black bits in her mane and tail?
>>25340939
Mane colors change due to heat in Equestria?
>>25339663
Make a pony tulpa and let it get you off.
>>25341477
Its so fucking sweet each day looking at your hot pony tulpa. Hugging and caressing and licking. Going to sleep and waking up in bed cuddling. Porn cannot compare to running your hand over their crotch teats or big balls and growing cock from the sensations of your rubbing.
The glorious time where my pony tulpa split into 5 and took all my holes and hands at the same time. It was so much fucking at once I nearly passed out in the ocean of pleasure and just trying to keep track of all the cocks.
>>25341544
Isn't a tulpa just an imaginary friend? Like Jesus, or Obamas heart?
>>25341544
>>25341690
>>25341678
Yeah its an imaginary friend. But taken to the point it acts without you thinking about it and can appear to your 5 senses as real.
How real to you they get depends on dedication. I've heard for some their brain makes them see their tulpas in mirrors, in photo graphs, things like shed hair/fur/feathers in the house. You can work on them to the point where if they hit you, you feel pain.
They all have their own personalities, some can be downright stressful and scary even. But when you get a good one, that's all that matters.If you so desire it, you can teach them to run your body. But I do not, so I don't do that.Bad tulpas may try to use your body against your will which is kinda nightmareish. Constantly fighting to kept you own body parts from moving. But hey, no risk no treasure. Some people have even been raped by their tulpas. Tulpa can have totally different sex drives or even sexual orientations.
>>25339860
>>25341773
Ya know . . . they tend to put you into hospital for shit like that.
If you can't do the tulpa thing, some males can learn to hands free orgasm or sucking themselvesBut those pale in the pleasure of tulpa sex.Even dudes can have multi orgasm through tulpa sex.
>>25341847I had one particularly bad tulpa once who caused me to feel so much head pressure I did eventually go to the hospital to check if I might have a brain tumor. All tests showed my brain was fine and I now have a much better tulpa. We've been together going on threes years and marriage has come up a few times.
tulpa thread?
no thanks
Last week I got off like 7-11+ times in a single day. Wasn't fun because for something like 1-3 hours the high wouldn't end. It just kept going and going. When that happened it stopped feeling good and started feeling annoying. Like I should get off again or like I'm suppose to be doing something. That's stressful.
Too much of that is bad, because your brain will make you less sensitive to the reward kick from getting off. So you'll want to get off more for the same kick you used to get. That's probably how sex addiction happens.
You go a long time with no sex or getting off and it feels so powerful. But do it everyday multi-times a day and sometimes its like "Is that it?"Its amazing how much cum those males can shoot out in those cum on pony doll videos after saving themselves up for weeks. The guy just keep cumming and cumming and cumming on that dash.
>>25340520
>>25340752
What? What? Not using nature's lubricant, thick phlegmy saliva from the back of your throat?
>>25342114
Thanks. You just put my off my chicken and mushroom soup.
> 2.5 hrs a day dedicated to clopping
>round to 2
>1/12th of your life is spent clopping
>That's one month of every year spent jerking it to ponies.
>That's 2 years of your life in 24 years.
Jerking it really eats up time...
This is some good lotion. Thats sometimes in dollar stores.
>>25342169
Isn't it worth it though?
>>25340595
Just level RES.
>>25342114
And have my hand smell like spit for the next day? I'll definitelydo that.
>>25342169
Jerking it can also increase anxiety, depression, and stress. As well as drain motivation for creative pursuits. Your brain releases different chemicals depending on if it thinks you are getting yourself off or doing it with a partner. Sex with a partner can often make you feel calmer and more relaxed.And yes it can think sex with a tulpa is doing it with a partner.
>>25342186
Who are you?
>>25342199
No. I could be spending that time developing vr ponies or working to save money for an oculus to see pony. Or saving money for an actual horse.
>>25342268
Tulpas are a bad idea. And having sex with one is like the first 'you shouldn't do' on the list of shit not to do with a tulpa...
I'd argue that 'going to a haunted murder house' should be first... but It wasnt.
>>25342300
Oh please, they created that lie so the tulpa community might have some "credibility" when they started out. My first pony tulpa was born from me thinking about sex with a single pony so often. In fact it was confused when I pushed it away from getting me off and that started its whole process of thinking as an individual.
Its true, a tulpa is a responsibility and if you are a sack of shit to them, you can get burned, and burned bad. And some tulpas, just like some people can get addicted to sex. But sex in and of itself is not really harmful to a tulpa.Rape can be harmful, but I said sex, not rape.
>>25342401
So who are you Mr namefag.
>>25342401
There are a lot of horror stories going around though man, you can't deny that. To quote one I read this year:
>I used to have a Celestia tulpa and a Luna tulpa.
>I made Celestia 3 years ago, Luna 2 years ago. For all that time they were included in everything I did, Celestia became especially advanced.
>Honestly I figure she was as close as it got to full on sentience.
>I'd just check in at random and she'd be building entire worlds of imagination in my head. Again and she'd be reading snippets of books I remember along with looking through some of my interests and memories.
>She would always be 'present', just going about whatever 24/7.
>What was especially shocking about Celestia was that she knew full well what she was, she simply accepted it as just that.
>There were times when I wouldn't be able to remember something, like how to spell a word or whatever, and she would just recite it to me.
>She'd suggest ideas when I had writers block, she was better than I was at math.
>Luna on the other hand was less advanced, more fractured, and inconsistent.
>She would frequently dissapear for days at a time, 'sleeping'. There's not much to say about her, she and Celestia would interact fairly often though.
>One day Luna dissapeared for a whole week, and she came back in even more shambles than usual.
>She'd essentially reverted back INTO me, as far as I could tell.
>Began using my mannerisms and such. Celestia became more... reclusive.
>I had built this huge library mindscape to 'store' everything in my head, and I found her there more and more often, hardly speaking, just reading through memories.
>Then one day it all ended.
>I knew it had to.
>I knew that they were having a serious negative impact on my social life and Celestia knew too.
>Her and Luna said their final goodbyes one morning. I'll never forget what Celestia said.
>Celestia said to me:
>>25342495
“This is it Anon. Luna is beyond help now, she is fading as we speak, and you and I both know this has to stop. My presence is harming you more than it is helping you. I’m leaving. But remember…”
>Here she walked up to me and touched my head with her hoof.
“I’m still in there. I will remain. And maybe one day, I will return.”
>It’s been a month now /mlp/.
>You know that feeling when it’s dark and you keep expecting to turn your head and stare straight into the eyes of some incomprehensible horror?
>That dread and anxiety?
>I look over my shoulder every day of my life half expecting to just see her standing there, book floating in front of her reading with those god damn FUCKING glasses.
>Those glasses she always wore when she read. Then she’ll say what she always opens with:
“What are you doing today Anon?”
>And I know that right then I’ll have officially gone off the deep end, that I’ve gone completely and irrevocably insane.
>Sorry for that long ass post. I just had to get that off my chest.
And that was it, he stuck around to answer a few questions for a bit then just bailed in the middle of a few other questions.
>>25342401
>>25342495
>>25342516
What I'm saying is, people get really attached to these things. It's not a huge leap to say that problems can arise, even if we just pull out the "lol yeah cause no one lies on the internet" argument. Shit happens. There's always a risk in deluding yourself into thinking something is there when it isn't.
>>25342495
>>25342516
A lot of tulpa horror stories are made up. But one that happened to me personally was I made a tulpa evil on purpose. Not crazy evil, just slightly so things would be more fun. And it pretty much ruined every tulpa I ever made while it existed. I was only able to have my good one that I have now once that tulpa was gone. Sadly that evil tulpa existed for a long time because I had a major crush on it. And since its been gone I can't really enjoy that pony it was based off anymore.
I just had to learn to accept embers instead of wildfires. To go for stable over bat shit insane. Sex instead of any time rape. Ignoring as discipline instead of more cruel things.
Its a learning journey. Tulpa do require time, if you don't have a lot try to stick with just one. Compliments and things help a tulpa feel needed, but too many and they're ego can inflate like a balloon.
If nothing else you learn how to treat others better and be a mother/father. Since tulpas can hurt you. Usually just by headaches at first.
>>25342699
How do you even start making one? People talk about it so casually, but it sounds like it requires 5-year-old quality imagination, which I definitely no longer have.
Asking for a friend.
>>25339663
>>25339687
>>25339723
All these fucking casuals need to get off my board. REEEEEEE
>>25342699You are wise.
>>25342546
Who wouldn't get attached to a lover? I feel bad for all my failures. I had two tulpa suicide and both were my fault. One I didn't even see coming because that tulpa had so much confidence I was scared of it. Not like fake confidence, genuine confidence.
I've had a lot of tulpas, but never one like that before or since, It didn't have malice or any sort of ill intention. It was simply an accident when I had long since decided I wanted no more tulpas and I was done raising any. So I did not know what to do with it. My current tulpa was accidental as well. But their personality I just liked so much and they've been so useful I couldn't part with them when they felt like they full filled their life's purpose of what thy existed to teach me.
>>25339663
>I clop 2-3 times a day, usually for an hou
Get on my level. I open up e621 about 4-5 times a daySomeone please help me
>>25342860
If there's anything I learned from the story and the anon who posted it, it's this:
You are deluding yourself.
Plain and simple. Maybe it's a happy delusion, but you are deluding yourself. You're pretending that there is a pretty magical pony by your side at all times, when there isn't. Doing that comes with a risk, a big fucking risk. You aren't going to act the same way as you did before a tulpa. How could you? You have a second and entirely separate personality and mind floating around yours.
>>25340929
Thanks?
>>25342207
This.
>>25342920
*and the anon who originally posted it
>>25342699
>>25342860
Wjo.are.you.
>>25342207
>not speccing fully into LCK
>not wanting everything you do to be perfect because you are so lucky you can't fail
>not being lucky enough for every stroke to not hurt you
Come on man.
>>25339663
Jesus Christ, people still say clop?
Get a hobby, loser.
>>25342732
I haven't made one in a long, long time. My last two, maybe even three were accidental. Meaning that they just happened without me trying to make a tulpa.Some tulpamancer can have problems where they keep seeming to make accidentals. And you just got to ignore them before they become actual tulpas.
Theres lots of different ways to make tulpas. Mostly what I'd used to do is get some paper and decide on the form it has, personality traits, ect. Then and I can barely remember this it was a lot of talking to it and visualizing it and thinking of it having those traits.
When your new it can take up to week or even weeks to start feeling responses back. Like as head pressure or other sensations or visualizations.
Its basically a lot of talking to it, listening for responses if you ask questions, believing it exists. At one point I'd like get responses back the first day I'd start since I got good at it.
At some point you might start hearing mindvoice that sounds just like you so you can't tell if its one of your thoughts or your tulpas. You work at changing the tulpa's mindvoice sound. And work at visualizing the tulpa's form.
With that down you start trying to impose them. You can make tulpa, smell, taste, sound, feel, whatever you like. One guy made his tulpa's butt taste like mangos and another made his tulpa give off a strong Cinnamon scent when in heat.
>>25343081
Nigger. Who the fuck are you and why do you keep name fagging. Are you an artist? A writer? Or just an autist.
>>25343081
>spoiler
Fuck. I've had to do that before.
>>25342699
>>25342860
How do we know that your story isn't made up? If anything, you and that other anon have the same amount of credibility in my eyes. For all I know, you could be some 14 year old tip tapping away and lying. Same for the other guy. But I trust him a bit better, he's not a condescending namefag and his argument is a whole lot more solid than the dancing around you've done.
>>25342920
You said that he answered questions, do you have his answers capped or copy pasted?
>>25342860
holy shit how much of a fuck up are you to have 2 imaginary friends kill themselves?
>>25339663
I masturbate 3 times a day too, but I always vary with how I do it. Short on time? Fap in the toilet. Got time to edge? Lie in bed and grind your crotch against the mattress with a pair of boxers on. Make sure to position your dick snug and comfortable downwards to keep it in check. This way, you don't even need to get fully hard to edge or even orgasm. It was the only option I had for many years because of my skin being too tight to let me have a full boner. I also recommend closing your eyes and snuggling a pillow or twoor plushieand pretend it's your waifu. It's very effective, I should know, cause I'm doing it right now.
>>25343184
Found the archive. Turns out the thread died soon after he finished answering.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23481532/#q23484986
What's the difference between a split personality and a tulpa?
>>25339663
"The tip of my dick has a rash" that's just your cutie mark anon
>>25342920
Yep, its delusion IMO. When I was a young and mean tulpamancer I went into tulpa to see what made them tick. All I found was at the end of the day my tulpa were me, but more or less stronger in some areas of my personality and weaker in others. And based on the tulpa I had, they would affect me. Even if they had interests I thought I didn't, if I soul searched enough I found I had them too but to a lesser or greater extent.
Like imagine your a mean person and you create a mean tulpa. So thats two mean voices in your head, your own and your tulpas. I'm naturally a bit mean, so when I had that bad tulpa around I was excessively cruel.
I'm sure most of the tulpa community disagrees that tulpas are delusions and are totally separate beings. But my experience with them just wasn't like that. Not just with my own, but when talking to others I rarely felt like talking to said tulpamancer/tulpa was much different. But I'm fine with it, I like myself. My tulpa might be a different version of me. But they are different enough to be interesting and lovable.
>>25343418
Who's your tulpa? A pony? Does it stretch your anus?
Get a physical labor job OP, I'm always to tired for the rest of the day to muster up the energy to rub one out to sweet pony poon, though I ait here and look at it my boner is pretty much saying fuck off and get some sleep.
>>25343513
Sit here*
>>25343242
Great advice.
>>25343505
My tulpa is a lovely mare. I had a stallion once but that didn't work out.
>>25340823
>maybe step 4 if you count femboys
It starts with you wanting to fuck femboys. Then you want to be a femboy. Then all you can think about is dick.trust me
Get out while you still can.
How to start a tulpa? I have the mane 6 in my head and talk here and there, when I'm mostly bored or having them as reminders for things, or how to see something for a different perspective. Kinda like brainstorming and exchanging ideas, but alone.
Is that it or it's more?
>>25343682
And don't get me wrong the stallion sex was amazing and so much fun. Washing that stallion cock each day. Being different mares for him each day in wonderland. Getting gangbanged when he 5x himself till I almost passed out.
I really enjoyed all of that. Most intense tulpa sex I probably ever had.
>>25340939
Adjust your monitor nigga, it's dark purple on mine
How do you obsessive retards lack this much self control?
Jesus christ.
>>25339663
>I clop 2-3 times a day
try 5-6 times a day, then we'll talk
>>25340537
it's the only time when I am ambidextrous
>>25342909
>e621
>Not Derpibooru
Do you hate yourself or something?
>>25342114
Spit? Fucking pleb. Use your true, natural lube. Leak that pre and smear it along and just stroke like mad.
>>25344420
I use bengay on my balls for that minty feel
>>25343941
Tulpa are something your suppose to spend at least an hour on a day. You don't have too, but its recommended as a minimum. 6 is more than I ever tried at once, 3 or 4 was my tops at one time. I've heard of people with over 20. People with many tulpa I've heard say tupa give each other attention they need to keep existing,
Tulpa later on are just like having another person in your life. They'll talk to you when not thinking about them. Your senses will detect them, and so on. They'll have their own wants an desires and fetishes and libidos. Some might be introverts, other extraverts.
This reminds me of the Pinkie Pie tulpa story. I wonder how that crazy fucker is doing.
>>25344478
Just talk? In you mind? out loud? Anything else?
>>25339663
http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/aquaphor-healing-skin-ointment/ID=prod3945801-product?ext=gooBeauty_PLA_Moisturizers_prod3945801_pla&adtype=pla&kpid=sku3944650&sst=5c91e277-a620-49ea-b660-d436e470987e
>>25344589
out loud is more fun, but not necessary. go to the website tulpa.info if you have more questions.
>>25344567
ded
>>25344664
Link!
>>25344700
Are you serious? It's right there.
>>25344714
>tulpa.info
Didn't see it was that websites link.
>>25344420
I wish I could produce that much pre. How do I get more? How do I get more cum? I bear the mark of the jew by the way. Help a nigga out maybe.
>>25344892
I don't know. It's just natural for me. Don't aim to hit release right off the bat? I usually edge for an hour. Feels great and end up slinging a few ropes about five feet out or more.
>>25344589
Theres like guides. But just remember they have personal bias of the individual and of trying to conform to the tulpas community's Image. Don't take any of them as fact. Its what works for you.
If you create a tulpa and its not working out. You don't have to keep the tulpa. You probably should, but no one can force you too.
>>25344567
>>25343750
holy fuck this
I don't even know when it happened. A year ago I fapped to futa occasionally, and now I'm trying to resist the urge to get fucked by some guy on craigslist. I'm almost convinced that there is some gay agenda conspiracy bullshit going on because it was ridiculously fast.
>>25340717
this is wrong.
I've never gone beyond step 2, and I've been here for three years.
Daily reminder anyone that uses 'clop' at all is a redditor/mlpchanner/brony/etc.
And well in my experience if you don't want to learn possession, don't do typing out for your tulpas. After a while that gets pretty automatic and I feel like thats an early level of it. But thats just my personal opinion. I've not so much had problems with my tulpas messing with my body who I have not done that for.
I never understood people who jump straight into that like its not dangerous at all. Most of my tulpa living hell moments involved fighting to control my body.
Typing out for your tulpas does help them develop much faster. As does regular sex with them. I forgot I even used to keep a daily journal about my tulpas to think about them more often and research them. Sometimes having my tulpa type out entries. My strongest tulpa was one I sexed fairly regularly.
>>25345136
>picture
sure is 9gag in here jesus christ
>>25343513
Basically this.
Get a life and this shit won't happen.
>>25344930
>five feet
holy fuck
>>25345185
not him, but mine made a loud *kathunk when it hit the wall from 4 feet
>>25345185
Usually only the first orgasm of the night. The rest tend to be less, like spurting 1-2 feet. Then less and less the further I go on without much of a break.Is that not normal?
>>25339786
Screencap this shit
>>25345320
Do it yourself.
>>25341477
No fuck you, you ruined the succupony thread
>>25340717
Wait until you learn about
Cock vore
Cum snacks/c-snakes
Unbirth
Tentacle Infestation
Oviposition
Soul vore
Transformation
Cum in penis (penis in a bigger penis cumming)
Goo girls
Castration
>>25345384
You better not be implying goo girls are a faggot gateway
>>25345365
I told you then and I'll tell you now wicked. You can't ruin a thread that dies every other day from lack of posts. And my posts were succubus ponies.
>>25345217
It's more the fact that you're jizzing on the floor/wall that's bothersome.
>>25339663
use more lube. buy a sex toy.
Seriously, it'll help you become sensitive again, and won't damage your cock like a death-grip will.
>>25345429
I clean up. Also, I don't want to lay out two towels in prep for it. Just rather get to work and enjoy.
>>25345428
Im not wicked im just an anon who used to post the earliest threads
>>25343124
Its not infamy or fame he seeks
>>25340717
not sure if 3 or 4
I like male ponies too, but they have to be pony and have a horsecock, they can be a trap, but it's not a requirement
anthro can be female or futa, but again it needs to be horsecock
I am not sexually attracted to any penises other than horse
>>25345447
not him but I'm cut and if I rub just the right way, it feels like someone blowing across the tip (cool breeze like sensation) that sends shivers up my cock and balls, it's quite the toe curling, pleasurable experienceis that feeling normal?
I also switch it up with my mary or plush, depending on my mood
and I can jerk it with either hand and from a top grip rather than just the normal underhand technique
>>25345320
lazy faggothere you go
>>25345621
Thank you for providing an archive of this sick burn sir!
>>25340717
This is pretty accurate right up till the 'I like boys' part.
I can appreciate a nicely drawn male or dick, but irl guys I just cant into.
Ive tried watching gay porn a few times because in theory it sounds hot. Then when the video starts playing its an instantaneous NOPE.
>>25343966Holy shit.
>>25345384
Everything you listed with the exception of goo girls is shit tier fetishes that instantly kill my boner
That last one should be more illegal than loli
>>25343966
how does that even work?!
>>25345779
oviposition is fine
transformation is sometimes ok but 99% of it is unbelievably shit tier
>>25345384
>Soul vore
What the fuck is soul vore
>>25346395
>>25346460
The art isn't helping that
>>25346467
idk, I looked it up on derpibooru and there are only 2 pics tagged as soul vore
>>25346499
Such an obscure fetish only the most special snowflake autist can masturbate to it.
>>25345215
>>25344930
*splat*
"MOM, GET THE TAPE MEASURE! I THINK I BROKE MY RECORD!"
Same here I got some weird, yellow looking sponge thing from masturbating to sponge bob fanfic, basically the same thing. It looks like an infection I need help, My dad doesn't talk to me anymore is there a way I could get it off?
>>25346536
"oh honey, you beat your fathers record by a foot!"
>>25339663
Welcome to /mlp/. Enjoy your stay.
And remember, the ride never ends.
>>25339663
>what is lubricant/lotion
>>25344314
I like the blue background. It's really easy on the eyes. Also, there's the rare occasion I like to look at an artist's non-pony artworkfucken 1v1 me m8
il fucken rek u i swer
on me mum
>>25339850
I've seen that artwork somewhere before.
>>25347247
Incase
>>25342860
>I had two tulpa suicide and both were my fault.
I am genuinely angry with you.
>>25343124
Some faggot. He makes tulpas so that makes him a double faggot.
>>25339663
I've had that. A little rubbing alcohol will fix that right up in a day or 2.
>>25345779
You haven't pushed yourself into deeper fetishes enough yet. More vanilla stuff probably still works great for you.
>>25346395
Think things like a succubus draining a persons soul during sex until the person dies or turning someone into a demon by soul removal. Theres other kinds too. But its a pretty rare fetish.
>>25345384
...Some of those are my fetish.Should I be worried?
>>25339786
Sweet Jesus, Someone call the fire department because he just got burned beyond belief.
>>25339860
Fuuuuuuuck that is so hot. I wish I was you.was he cute?
>>25345911
Heres some newer transformation.
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/17323078/
>Chronic masturbator
>jerk it today and cum while mostly still flaccid
Fuck man, this is reversible right?
Who else thinks the porn roleplays and other suggestive pictures shouldn't be on a sfw board?
>>25348934
Start like that and you'll end banning pics of ponies seen from behind cause "the intent is NSFW"
>>25348934
>I made a b8
>>25348903
>you cannot view this image
Stupid website, what's the transformation?
>>25348934
>antilewd bait
>on a post whose number ends with 34
Ah, the irony...
>>25339663
Dude, if you need use some lube.
I've clopped more times than that for weeks and never had any problems.
Just clean yourself well after -or even before- doing it
Leave the tip alone OP. Work the shaft rather than the head and you'll be fine
>>25348957
A stallion Fresh out of the cocoon into a changeling broodmother.
http://imgur.com/a/Ms4P0
>>25341921
But how do tulpas work?
I read somewhere they can turn you insane, is that true or just crazy bullshit?I really wanna cum inside Rainbow Tulpa Dash
>>25348754No, not unless it interferes with living your life.Or puts you into illegal situations.
If you want to be with a woman or man as long as you can still find them attractive it should be fine.
If they can't handle you looking at said fetishes as long as they aren't illegal ones or you neglect them for those fetishes a lot. Otherwise they sound like poor mates who are petty and easily jealous/controlling.
>>25349016
Tulpas can be a lot of stress. Tulpas can be with you 24/7 nagging or whatever. If you get down imposition they can make you see things that aren't there or other senses. Possession practice and they can mess with your body. I've even heard of tulpa raping hosts or causing orgasms in bad places like public.
But I've never known anyone who went insane from them. I came a little close at one point. But that was my own fault for making an intentionally evil one and just being in an ocean of stress and spending day after day in said ocean of stress when I could have stayed away from it. My current tulpa helped me get away from people who were really bad for me and who caused me tons of stress everyday.
In some ways I'm not as sane as I used to be, in other ways I'm more sane. Like I often see negative things when I visualize and for a while tulpa made me pretty paranoid. Which is understandable because that tulpa was intentionally bad. I don't expect others to go through this however, my case was different.
Tulpa can change the way you think about reality and what is real. Because you learn that the brain can fake nearly any sense and create evidence to support what it believes. And what you believe and what your brain believes may not be the same thing. You can also experience a loss of confidence when you find your body might work just as well for a another like your tulpa as it does for you. You might find people like your tulpa more than they like you and its more successful at living your life. You might find wonderland, after time to be oh so real and more fun than the real world.
An old tulpa joke is that god is a tulpa. And tulpa can affect your faith. I became atheist after all my tulpa experiences. But some become more religious or just stay the same mostly.
>>25348990
Thanks for the imgur link.
>>25349182
My two tulpas helped me realize it's okay to have a little faith, though I remain non religious. But lately it's been hard to focus on them as much as I want to, even with simple passive forcing. Any suggestions?
>>25349182
Thanks a lot for the info
I've always been the 'imaginary friends' kind of guy and this is very interesting to me.
I guess I'm just a little scared, or overwhelmed, by the 'risks' that may be present with tulpas
>>25339786
Also losing a tulpa you've had for a long time can be as heart breaking as losing a real person. When you've been in love with someone beyond the puppy love stage (Where you feel anxiety around them and mostly think about screwing or hotness) and move into mature love where seeing your lover has a calming effect on you (Like idk 6-months to a year of being together).
I can see images of my tulpa and feel that calming effect. And the relationship is a million times more important than sex. You don't care about getting sex, but just being with them. But then again my tulpa is different, they have a locked form. Meaning they don't really change. They've mostly been the same form their whole life. Because I've required that.Which is considered a big no in the tulpa community. But I don't care, I needed stability in my tulpa more than anything else after everything I went through. They aren't forced to have the personality of what they look like or anything, just the form and I let them pick it or we picked it together. It was so long ago.
>>25349216
heh it can be life changing, sometimes in little ways you might not even think of. I've had tulpas who hate me eating dairy, listening to certain types of music, looking at porn, talking to certain kinds of people, wanting me to always look at the sports page in the newspaper to see the scores and watch games. Tulpa might hate a game you like to play. Lot of my tulpa would be bored to death if I played minecraft and act out more when I played hours of it. One tulpa loved always getting me up 5-6 am knowing full well I'd have nothing to do until like 8.
I had one tulpa once who absolutely loved porn and having weird and weirder sex so they could go onto forums and tell people about it. They got off just as much from sex as others getting off to thier stories of what they did or trolling people. They'd flirt and talking about all kinds of sexual acts too. They were a really pretty much a sex addict.
Most every tulpa I've had since then has been an introvert though and don't like being talked about.
>>25349307
Interesting
Would you say you had a bad time with those tulpas that didn't like you doing certain stuff? Can you just ignore them or make them disappear or something?
>>25339663
mfw when op hurts his cock doing something pleasureable.
>>25339663
Yeah, you need silicon lube, man
nasty qs: So, what about your sperm production? Is it going well? I'm a doctor, btw
>>25349353
Oh yeah I had a bad time. Tulpas who told me what to do too much were not tulpas I kept around since it often meant later they had too many other problems like not accepting my personal boundries. When it comes to tuplas I wear the pants and again I'm a bit mean. If I get a tulpa early on with too many deal breaker traits I don't raise it. And my current tulpa knows that some things I won't accept so they should not let themselves become interested in them.
My last two tulpas being accidentals I was upfront with both of them with a list of things I wasn't okay with and I'd only raise them if they promised to not do those things usually within the first week I realized they existed, if not the first or second day.
Pretty much any other behavior I'd live with and try to correct if it was too bothersome. Usually by periods of ignoring, some behaviors took me over a year and a half to correct. That's one reason my current tulpa is really far behind being imposed because almost her first year was mostly discipline.
One trait near almost all tulpa get from me is being extremely stubborn and not listening. Many other tulpamancer I'd often see a talk would work wonders, but not for me.
>>25349469
Have you tried to kill yourself already?
>>25349469
How many tulpas have you had? How many do you have currently? Excuse me if this was already asked.I've only ever had two. One is sleeping.
>>25349482
Why? I like being alive. I'm a bit of a masochist and I love the suffering thats a part of physical existence. I don't even use a wonderland anymore outside tulpa imposing if I can help it.
Death would be the end of all the fun.
>>25339663
Go to the doctor faggot!!
>>25349529
As I utterly hate all this tulpa bullshit and you as a cherry at the top of it, you're a fine source of reaction pics.
>Death would be the end of all the fun.The ride never end.
>>25349513
Well that's pretty confusing. If we include pre-pony tulpas. So just by ponies I had I guess 6 that were around any real length of time.
Since I decided I was done making tulpas because they weren't working out for me I had two accidentals. The first one did a suicide. And the one after was me trying to undo the suicide. It looked like the suicide one but the personalty was all different.
So I just have the last one. I didn't want her looking the same so she got a new form. And we've been together over two years, three by next year. I really like her, I doubt I'll ever want any other tulpa or person. Her personality is so fun to be around.
>>25349542
Pic related.
>>25339663
>2-3 times a day
Probably need to slow down man, i use to do that and i ended up scaring my penis because of it.
>>25349590
Seriously how the hell do you do it?
I've been at 4-5 a day, with no problems at all
>>25349605
I use no lube of any kind, It has affected my sex life in a bad way.
>>25349588
UAGHHH!
>>25349627
You don't have any pre-cum? Or do you just not edge at all?
>>25349627
Are you cut?
I'm uncut, and I only need to use lube if I've fapped 1 or 2 times before on the same sesson
>>25349588
>>25349638
I pre cum, I meant more in the sense that when I have sex with someone I cant Finnish because my penis is so use to my hand.
>>25349644
I am circumcised yes, i got scars on the lower part of my shaft. I think its because when i masturbate i jerk my skin with my penis.
>>25349668
and why don't you use at least saliva as lube?
It works relatively well, and it's best than nothing in my opinion
>>25349671
Dries too fast for me, also using lube makes it harder to finish.
>>25349678
>makes it harder to finish
It makes me last longer, not that
Also, I prefer having it 'harder' to finish than hurting my dick
>>25339827
Give your father my condolences.
>>25349685
Thats how bad it got for me though, Some days i would take three hours just to finish. Its still bad on someday's.
>>25349704
Doesn't sound worth it. At that rate you might give yourself carpal tunnel. Might be better learning hands free, anal stimulation, or mental orgasms.
>>25349715
Ill probably get carpel tunnel from playing tf2 all day and being on my computer at 7 am talking about masturbation. thinking about getting on of these to move on from my hand.
I guess theres penis plugs and urethral sounds too (Sounding). Things like that are suppose to make a penis more sensitive.
>>25349729
>what
>>25349715
that is the size I picture them
>>25349729
I'm gonna get one of those soon, but my mary works just fine
also need a ponut and a dragoness muzzle
>>25339663
this should do the trick
>>25349715
jesus christ
way too big
>>25350033
>>25350071
Personally I picture them to have the same head size as the head of a human. The rest of the body just follows along naturally.
Buy lube
Or condoms.
Also step up your game. Am I the only person who has a wake up fap, drive to school fap, lunch break fap, drive to work fap, after work fap, then before bed fap?
Each being 15-30 mintues.
>>25339663
Don't worry anon, I have just the solution!
See this salve right here? It'll cure any rash you have on that junk of yours with only a few sessions of application!
A few notes about the process though, it may take some time; the lotion itself is very sensitive, so you must go incredible slowly, working the slick solution into each pore, letting it drip down the base of your shaft before you feel its effects.
You may need some help applying it too, anon. A nice set of hooves stroking your cock, rubbing in that solution for the required period of two hours, making sure to pay special attention to your heavy set of balls while they work in the only thing preventing you from itching your junk all day.
One more thing to note, the lotion, though potent, must be administered through careful means, as any trace of orgasm while in the application process will inevitably result in the failure of the product, and reapplication must start immediately. This forces most users to go extra slow, having that soft set of hooves carefully trace up your shaft and create small circles right under your head, pressing that pleasurable button while they work back down your twitching package.
After about 3 or 4 of these sessions, your rash should be all cleared up, and you'll be ready to go! What do you say?
Get some dense oily lotion on it regularly. I mean not only when jerking. Should prevent further damage and help healing.
If nothing else works, I don't know, maybe a chastity device for a month.
>>25339663
There's nothing quite like a wound on your dick. I had one myself almost a decade ago, so there are really two good options:
>use moisturizer
Focus specifically around the wound so that the unblemished skin surrounding it is able to better stretch to contain your morning jack. This is a lengthy process.
Alternatively, you can say fuck it and
>keep jacking it
This might be different for you than for me(mine was on the shaft, a finger width below the glans), but I got tired of waiting and just went to town until I got a callous. It's incredibly painful, but I enjoyed that aspect too.
Those are my suggestions. Just make sure you're doing your due diligence and keeping your dick clean whatever you decide to go with.
>>25343250
Splits can happen when someone had trauma at a very young age and a complete fully functioning personality didn't form. Splits don't go away if you ignore them. And there might be memory lapses for a different split being in control, underlying traumas that are unresolved, so on. When the trauma is treated a person with split personality might choose to stay a split multi-system. People with splits may suddenly change in response to triggers.
A tulpa is a created self that needs attention from you and can stop existing if really decides too.Generally you are a complete personality without large underlying trauma. And your tulpa won't switch into control of your body in response to a trigger, since you probably won't have any triggers. You will probably know you have a tulpa since you created it. A split personality may be unaware they are a split or have one.
If you really want to though you could probably teach your tulpa to do anything a split personality can do with enough dedication.But me, I like my body and controlling it. Living in my mindscape while a tulpa runs my body and life doesn't appeal to me.
Cum is good. Nice, warm, and tasty straight from the source.
You people fucking disgust me and this thread should die.
>I have a problem /mlp/
Problem? This is a solution
Since this thread is already about sexual issues I might as well come in.
Is it gay to jack off to futa/really feminine boys? At this point, half the shit I'm jacking off to is that now.
>>25351702
Futa is about shocking your brain, not screwing dudes. But femboi will probably lead to gay.
>>25351910
Its still about shocking your brain by confusing it. Herm not just has breasts, female hips, and a penis. But they super size them.
>>25351702
>>25345707
I had a weird phase years ago where I tried to force myself to be gay. Well, bi I guess would be more accurate. The gal I liked at the time (who was bi) kept telling me I had to be gay. This was before FiM came out, but I still enjoyed cute things. She was persistent that I must like guys in some way. I mean I guess I could see a little why she'd think so. I did like fantasy creatures having sex be they male or female.
So I tried watching yaoi hentai, then real gay porn, and it just didn't do it for me. It was like taking what you hear some gay guys go through trying to force themselves into being straight or bi to make family or others happy. Here I was trying to be into guys because this gal I was together with just kept going on that I had to like men too.
I just don't. I find guys unattractive, human dicks uninteresting, and I'm just not into guys. Gay FiM colt porn I'm into but that's not tied to reality. I just like seeing cute fantasy creatures having fun sexy time. It's as simple as "Do I like guys?" If you just don't, you don't. Liking fantasy creatures doesn't dictate what you are in reality. I mean if you want to be gay, that's fine. If you don't want, fine too. Just be you.
>>25352180
Gee anon that sounds pretty gay.
>>25339663
Clopping is a sin so you're only getting what you deserve.
Enjoy Hell.
>>25351546s-stop
>>25347238
Eh, I prefer the black background; it saves my eyes strain, especially at night. And there's just so many more search options and criteria available on Derpibooru; the customizable options and reverse search options are lifesavers. And I can go look at an artist's entire portfolio if I was so inclined, since the artist tag links back to their profile on various other sites.ill fukin shank ur nan outside a tesco's m8
>>25349182
The last paragraph in this post is one of the most accurate and relatable things I've ever read. I experienced the thing about God being a tulpa earlier today and it was such an intense and profound realizations for me, reading that verbalized by someone else right now is really unreal. It's really great hearing from someone else deeply involved in this kinda shit, although the idea of having multiple tulpas is absolutely outside of my grasp, no way I could handle that.
>>25348990
thatsmyfetish.png
>>25352180
It just sounds like your into animated porn 3DPD. Also your girlfriend didn't try to set you up with a guy so she could watch per chance?
>>25348990
This is literally my fucking fetish
>>25350635
Have a question (not that anon though)
While back I tried to strech my frenulum (uncut master race bitches) and I took it and made an S shape with my fingers and did light pulling in opposite directions, was never any pain but there was a bit of discomfort, did it for a few minutes straight for a few days
In the modern day I have a few very tiny and light colored marks that looks like cracks or maybe strech makrs, on my frenulum, I dont know if they were there to begin with and Ive just forgotten what my own dick looked like, or of I actually mcfucked up
Also my frenulum isnt an instant orgasm spot, dont know if that piece of info is relevant or not
So, did I mcfuck up?
If so, is it permanent?
