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Episode 521: Scare Master
Written by Natasha Levinger
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) storytimed here!
>>25325129
The castle's still a big place to manage, but by keeping it to a small group of rooms that she really uses on a regular basis, Twilight has been adjusting little by little. It's quite useful for gatherings, looks better decorated, and of course has that all important magic map in the throne room, so it's not a total wash or anything. After that Nightmare Night, though, any extra downsides might be somewhat magnified for a bit. For all that crystal, are there strange sounds amplied by the construction? And just how well does she know the full layout of the place, and was that door always there? Maybe it'd be best just to hole up in the library for a spell.
>>25334070
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvE4SEGCUjA
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3awvcy
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 7: Episode 522 –What About Discord?
Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Love the Japanese Horse
>>25339399
OPTIC BLAST
>>25339384
It was a cute costume
>>25339399
She's still adorable, buck teeth and all.
Pony wants to show you a large pair of deliciousapples.
>>25339395
>tfw I have a Japanese Horse as my cuddle pillow.
>I touch her all night.
>>25339437
Now that you've married her, what will you do?
What happens when you hug a filly?
>>25339475
she explodes
>>25339477
>Fallout 4 ending leaked
>I expected the worst and it still amazed me how horrible it is
>They even fuck up the war never changes part
I wish I could just hug a pony and stop caring.
>>25339482
big mac learned this the hard way with applejack
>>25339483
What are you talking about
>>25339475
What happens when you hug a colt?
>>25339477
And then she explodes again.
>>25339487
if hugging a filly makes her explode I don't even wanna think about what happens to a colt when you hug him
>>25339487
You have a seat.
>>253394862 endings, no Ron Perlman, voice acting is absolute shit, ends with "There's a long road in front of me... in a few months just for 9.99$
>>25339493
Colt implodes.
>>25339477
unf
>>25339483
>Fallout.
>Ending.
Oh you silly fuck.
The bronies are going to make so any addons to the game.
>>25339492
>>25339501
why is life so unfair
poor ponies
>>25339503
This is the most confusing post I have read today.
>>25339483
>playing bethesda games
that's what you get
>>25339522
Bungie should have made this game.
>>25339522
I haven't been this disappointed in a Fallout ending since New Vegas.
>tfw all of the games you were hyped for this year are already released
>tfwthey were all pretty good
>>25339513
Rainbow Dash explodes all the time when you hug her, and she's still okay, isn't she?
>>25339519
Sandbox games have no "ending"
>>25339534
>I haven't been this disappointed in a game's ending since the last game
>>25339548
I know what you were trying to imply.
I'm just not sure why you think mods and addons made by fans (or even DLC for that matter) somehow stops the game's ending/ending scenes(s)/w/e less shitty or terrible.
>>25339543
>tfw you weren't hyped for any games this year
>tfw the only new game you happened to play was pretty great
I don't know if I should be happy or not
>>25339546
huh
I never thought about it that way
I just figured that since it was Dash who was exploding she was okay because she's so strong and trains really often and whatnot
Most fillies and colts aren't as strong as Dash so exploding could be super harmful for them
>>25339553
Poor Spike.
Maybe he'll get to top a little before Discord picks him up and shows him what an adultl dragon dick looks like.
>>25339556
From being less shitty or terrible*
>>25339534
You were expecting a Fallout game to be good?
After how many of them were shit?
Because this one was totally going to buck the trend!
I bet you would accept the micro transactions to make you build towns faster
>>25339543
>tfw I'm hyped for FO4 and I know I'm going to play the shit out of it
>>25339568Same
>>25339568
I want to subdue and rape a deathclaw.
Pony won't stop yelling
>>25339561
That's pretty gay senpai
>>25339568
I don't understand you Anon. Like at least if the gameplay was unchanged but they made it even more of an FPS and less than an RPG then before.
I hope you have fun with it, but I also hope that Obsidian gets to do another game with this engine and fix the fuck out of it.
>>25339584
I want to make sweet love to an android
>>25339593
The combat in 3 and NV was fucking trash
I'm glad they gave it an overhaul
>>25339593
seems unlikely they'll ever fix it, new vegas crashed dozens of times for me in a single play without doing the sidequests or dlc
>>25339594
Anon that is impossible.
Androids are not for fucking.
>>25339603
Because Bethesda was in charge of QA. That was part of the deal they made with Obsidian.
>>25339593
Gameplay in the last games wasn't even close to good and only decent with the right mods.
I didn't really expect anything different here.
touch the japanese princess?
Don't fist robots.
>>25339384
>And just how well does she know the full layout of the place, and was that door always there?
An episode where they investigate the castle and check what's actually all in there sounds kinda nice
>>25339613
With how many nukes?
>>25339608
>>25339619
you guys are small time
>>25339629
I'm not sure I trust Skynet to have control of sonic rainbooms.
>>25339629
>the vagina is just a garbage disposal unit
Do you dare?
>>25339594
I want to hold Claire's hand
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https://youtu.be/_PzfC1_jpTo
>>25339613
I'll touch herger vagina. With my dick
>>25339561
Then a manticore dick
Then a sea serpent dick
Then a diamond dog dick
Then a griffon dick
Then a minotaur dick
Then a hydra dick
Then a...
>>25339640
>garbage disposal unit
I don't know which version of robopone you got but mine's got a 1:1 exact replica of a pony's lewd bitsyou can even adjust the level of tightness, texture, and rythm
it's great
>>25339637
skynet have no control over robopones
>>25339645
Is this supposed to be a horse song?
>>25339645
interest
>>25339662
that's just what a skynet robopone WOULD say
>>25339662
>he purchased a replica because he couldn't get the real thing
>>25339667
define a horse song
>>25339681
except I did
how could I determine that it was an exact replica of the original if I hadn't gotten the real thing before, anon?
>>25339683
A song related to ponies in more than name
Granted, I shouldn't really talk shit about this, but I think people should at least put something related to the show, no matter how small, into a horse song
>>25339683
A song sung by horses.
>>25339710
Horses can't sing.
>>25339710
sing a song of sixhorse
>>25339715
WRONG
>>25339715
Horses sing all the time. I seen it.
>>25339701
>HES TRYING SOOO HARD, ITS HILARIOUS
>>25339726
and you didn't make any field recordings?
>>25339737
>field recordings of horses
>not gryphons
>>25339737
I live in the moment, anon.
>>25339715
think again bucko
voila un fille
>>25339788
Je regarde une petite fille
>>25339821
so tiny
Pet Dash should be happy and mentally handicapped
>"HOW BOUT YALL SPEAK PROPER GOTDANG ENGRISH OR YALL CAN VAMOOSE BACK TO WHERE YA CAME FROM, HUH?"
>>25339873
Je suis a pony
>>25339873
but AJ your girlfriend speaks fancy all the time
>>25339900
>"AH DON'T GIVE A GOOD FLYIN COWPATTY ABOUT YER FANCY REPEATIN DIGITS. YER GONNA GET LEARNED RIGHT QUICK HOW TO SPEAK GOOD N PROPER EQUESTRIAN."
>>25339914
look at those 2 mare friends, doing that kind of thing in public
>>25339384
> Twilight dressing in traditional pegasi garb for Nightmare Night
> Is it racism? Is it cultural appropriation?
>>25339915
Neigh
>>25339915
J'adore la poney
>>25339915
Je crois que ca ne va pas être possible
Caballo
>>25339929
>>25339931
>>25339934
>>25339931
je voudrais manger les ponies
Stop
>>25339901
>his head is almost as big as her
She's gonna get destroyed
>>25339964
Nein
>>25339957
Vous êtes un monstre
Got a hold on you~A NEW SENSATION, A NEW SENSATION, RIGHT NOW
>>25339964
Tu peux pas arrêter les poneys.
Dash de fromage
>>25339914
Cutest ship.
>>25339627
that's a neat looking rendition
>>25339999
Poitrine touffe
>>25340016
>touffe
I like that
>>25340016
Touffe de poitrine
>>25340033
I don't even see your touffe Lyra
>French
>>25340059
>not painting a pony like one of your French ponies
>>25340033
J'en suis désolé, Lyra
>"Thank you for the kind welcome, my little ponies."
>'SEIG HEIL!'
>"ANONYMOUS."
>>25340081
>implying the ponies would understand what you just saidIt's also Sieg
>>25340081
is it okay if I don't want to hail Celestia?
>>25340092
Do you think any colts touch themselves at night to posters of Celestia?
>>25340110
probably not, she's like their mom
>>25340110
Pip probably does.
https://derpiboo.ru/1016746
>>25340125
I wish I could report you for linking awful stuff
>>25340125
Thank god the tags are always the first things to load.
http://i.imgur.com/4P5cgRXh.jpg
>>25340123
Nah, Pip has a poster of the other princess.
>>25340151This is perfect
your maid is here
>>25340123
>to Celestia
I don't think so.
>>25340125
Normally I hate this shit, but the relation to that cum inflation pic makes me like it instead
Why is my dick so easy to trick?
>>25340162
>>25340171
He loves all the princesses.
>"Hehehe, hey Nonny, you got some fries to go wit dat shake dere eh?"
>'Y-you too, Princess'
>"TONIGHT!"
colt got you a brick of coffee
>>25340205
>A brick
>Of coffee
I'd eat it. I'm not even sure if I'm supposed to, but I'm going to.
Should I get him a gift now too? God, that's going to be hard. What do colts even like? Can I just get him a football or something?
>>25340205
I'll eat it
>>25340169
She doesn't look anything like the picture on the website. I think I got ripped off.
>>25340229
you didn't really think they'd send you a Celestia for that price did you?
>>25339924
Didn't the Journal of the Two Sisters say Twilight's senpaiily traced back to Commander Hurricane?
>>25340169
>>25340229
Pony maids are best maids.
>>25340169
Lift up her skirt. Gotta make sure she's in FULL uniform this time. You can't come to work without your panties on, Dash.
>>25340217
>>25340224
I mean, you could eat it if you wanted to, but most people drink coffee.
>>25340247
>not eating your used up grounds
Fucking casual
And Dallmayr is trash
>>25340236
A man can dream.
>>25340205
Coffee, cocaine, close enough.
>>25340245
always check underneath the panties too
just in case
>>25340245
What about her butt plug, chastity best, and vibrator? Can't be a good maid without those.
>>25340251
colt didn't get you dallmayr
colt got youholder's crystals
>>25340267
do you want her to be drooling on the floor or do you want her to get some actual work done?
>>25340273
Limestone is going to be fucking furious
>>25340275
She can do both, the vibrator is locked at its lowest setting.
>>25340247
Okay, so it's basically a compressed bag of coffee grounds. I guess I'll make a cup of espresso for colt and me.
>>25340279
Doesn't she know what the best part of waking up is?
>>25340310
Pony in your cup?
>>25340310
I don't think she does
>>25340315
NO
IT'S ROCKS
IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING ROCKS
>>25340275
>Make maid pony do chores
>Randomly turn vibrator up and down
>If she drops something, punish herafter turning the vibrator to max she she will learn to love it
>>25340325
Why is she rocking like that?
>>25340336
She's stoned.
>>25340336
She's just rocking
https://derpibooru.org/1016723It's futa and Equestria Girls.
>>25340336
Vibrator
Why is the Pie family so great?
>>25340361
I don't like that Twilight
Nice bulge though
>>25340361
These would be good under normal circumstances, but >phurie
>>25340370
good parenting
>>25340229
>tfw Celestia will never show up in a maid costume on your doorstep
>telling you that she'll do anything you ask of herWhich would be really fucking cool because its dusty as shit in here and I am too lazy to remove it. I bet for her its just a small spell and everything is clean again.
>>25339724
He's thinking of non-pony horses?
How hard would each pony fuck their r63 version?
>>25340406
like so hard
>>25340396
I thought they were meant to be stern and boring. Are they trying to make Pinkie's past less unpleasant, like Twilight's?
>>25340406
I'd like to imagine that most of them would be dominant and hard as fuck, like this one.
Which pony likessmoochingthe most?
>>25340399
>house is filthy
>place an order with pony maid service, get a maid for the day
>she's done in the first five minutes thanks to the power of montages and magic
>you've already paid for 5 hours
>>25340456
>may as well fuck her
>>25340451
Pinkie, followed by either Dash or Twilight/Rarara
>>25340456
So... does she want to play some card games or something?
>>25340361
Thanks for the warning.
>>25340447
they still were in the episode for the most part
really they were just like they seemed in that flashback from season 1, cause they were stern and boring but willing to break routine when Pinkie showed them about parties
>>25340465
she probably just wants your tip
>>25340465
She plays a mean game of strip poker
DO. NOT. TOUCH.
>>25340493
Acceptable. Just let me put on 5 pullovers and 3 pants before we begin
>>25340505
I'M GOING TO DO IT
>>25340456
The rest of the time can be spent with a vibe down her panties, quivering in terrible bliss without getting release.
PONYBALL Z
>>25340505
I'll touch that desu senpai
>>25340456
>steal maid ponies panties
>tell her she can have them back if she can find them within 30 minutes
>she turns the entire house upside down trying to locate them
>she never suspectedyou would wear them
>now has to clean the mess she made without her panties
>you lounge around while attempting to sneak peeks up her skirt (which isn't too hard, considering she walks on all fours)
le pony se vouz plei
Which pony likes anal sex the least?
BUTTS
>>25340527
I WOULD wear them.Like a surgical mask.
Timid yellow pony is super cute
Can we talk about cute stallions now?
>>25340735
>>25340735
I guess
>>25340741
too lewd man
too lewd
>>25340744
Cutie mark ties are a good idea.
the mlp christmas thing is too much for me
it's like listening to the intro song
>>25340709
Fuck Fluttershy
>>25340735
You can talk about cute stallions whenever you want anon
in fact you should probably talk about them even more than you normally do for awhile as I am going to be gone gone for a few days
someone needs to talk about the adorable stallion horses
>>25340789
Pony swimsuits bug me, maybe if they always wore them I wouldn't mind...
>>25340839
yes I would, tenderly
>>25340828
Wait, it's out already?
>>25340828
Its out already?
>>25340848
It's for protection from sand getting everywhere.
Everywhere, anon.
>>25340841
>I am going to be gone gone for a few days
Have you finally found a portal to Equestria?
>>25340828
It's for little girls.
You are listening to a Christmas album for little girls.
What did you expect?
Pork the Ponk
>>25340789
What's Rarity so mad about?
>>25340867
If that was the case it wouldn't just be a few days anon, it would be like, forever! Or at least until I can help invent interdimensional horse internet
>>25340863
... Did you save it with my filename?
>>25340861
>anon pulls it tight and makes a square knot to make sure it doesn't open again
>>25340896
>people copying windowsphone anon's filename
Now even you changing your phone won't save anything
>>25340861
>maybe if they always wore them I wouldn't mind
>>25340876
Faust's dream?
>>25340884
Spike making her mane wet I assume
>>25340915
You wouldn't mind if they always wore swimsuits all the time? That sounds buggier than them wearing it for one comic picture.
>>25340884
Spike stealing her used stallion condom
when's ponecraft
>>25340984
You don't even craft pones in ponecraft.
>>25340991
What's the recipe to craft a pone?
>>25340991
No, it's the pone who craft
>>25341000
The first ingredient is lots of friendship
>>25341006
nice meme my friend :)
>>25341000
A mare and a stallion.
>>25340991
Aren't there golems in minecraft?
Presumably you'd craft pone golems in pone craft
>>25340949
>being a pony twifag
>getting THAT desusenpai'd by Flash Sentry
by that I mean CKucked.
Post
Shameful
Sexuals
>>25341012
When do we add theCHEMICAL X
>>25340931
I wouldn't mind if they treated pony "nudity" like Charlie Brown's shirt, and have them always wear swimsuits and sleepwear at any given time. It would be silly, but at least it would be consistent.
>>25341032
Pony is already very consistent
pony consistently wears nothing
>>25339482
what comic is this from and why is he so adorable?
>>25341045
Gross.
>>25341059
The arc where BigMac has to go and get nails to fix the barn
>>25341026
Discord can be unf in the right setting
https://derpibooru.org/482125?scope=scpe60a92a0e0b9aaa2438ca3bb112d95e3029a5142b
>>25341059
I think that it's from the Big Mac micro or something
where he participates in a bunch of fair stuff while trying to find some nails to repair his shed with
and he just is, man
>>25341026
https://derpibooru.org/872759
>>25341071
>he passed up on the chance to hang out with Luna
>>25341071
>horse shoe
>>25341081
I know right
who in their right mind wouldn't want to hang out with Luna?
>>25341081
Why settle for a Princess when you can hang out with another stallion, no homo
>>25341090
She's an overly tall pony woman who talks funny
>>25341097
>shaming luna for her tallness and her way of speaking
hasn't she gone through enough already
>>25341094
good question
"why?"
>>25340169
Ship her back to the literal anthro factory
>>25341108
oh no the heat has taken the princessesit's gonna get weird
>>25341108
Luna talks normally now doesn't she?
>>25341116
Speaking of Luna talking funny, I miss the silly greentexts where she reacts to old twists in videogames and movies
>>25341094
those are some cute guyhorses right there
>>25341113
>they synchronize their heatsu-unf
>>25341116
I'm sure she sometimes let her old royal Canterlot voice/vocabulary slip during casual conversations
Ponies die when they are killed.
>>25341026
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-professordoctorc
>>25341135
Pony wouldn't die even if you killed her.
>>25341149
Pony looks stronger than she looks.
>>25341108
Hey, I'd be willing to accept her and Celestia being horses rather than actual ponies. The idea of them being declared "honorary ponies" is so adorable.
>yes I know Twilight and Cadance kind of muddled that idea, shut up
Ever since you died, pony has been wearing your hoodie as a momento. She's taken your death very hard, especially since she never got to really spill out her feelings toward you.
Pony is now determined more than ever to finish what you started, even if it kills her.
>>25341166
Pony I am alive and I don't even own a hoodie
>>25341026
https://derpibooru.org/974184
strangely unf
THIS IS IMPORTANT:
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/325996#bottom[filler]
HIRO IS THERE , MAKE /mlp/ NSFW.
>>25341183
But I like SFW pony.
>>25341183
Naaahhh
>>25341196
Well the majority disagrees:
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/324807#p324807[filler]
>>25341097
She also a pony Princess
>>25341199
>he thinks 4chan is a democracy
>>25341135
that meme is so out of context
>>25341200
and a very pretty one at that
>>25341207
No , but /his/ and /aco/ got made because of the new admin.
>>25341183
No
Just go to derpibooru if you want shitty porn
>>25341207
The admin is literally asking the users what would be best
>>25341218
Then just lift the pone ban and allow it on /aco/
>>25341157
>I don't have any pictures of strong fillyor at least they aren't tagged properly
Have a Stronglestia then
>>25341200
So we're told all the fucking time.
>>25341235
Why would you want precious traffic on other boards?
We are much slower than 2013 you know.
>>25339384
I am extremely angered at this episode
Halloween episode, yet no Luna
very disappoint
>>25341183
Its already bad enough right now, I don't need more of that
>>25341249
Who gives a shit about traffic? We should care about actual content, and not appearing as if we're more alive than we actually are
>>25341238
s t r o n g
>>25341249
Why would you want more fetish shitposting?
It's already getting unbearable in here, and the rest of the board is almost nothing but fetish generals
>>25341250
She was probably busy spooping ponies in Canterlot this year
>>25341264
>gif
>its not animated
>>25341249
People don't come to /mlp/ for pony pron. At best the board traffic wouldn't change for either board
>>25341283
But it is
>>25341283
what
>>25341262
>and not appearing as if we're more alive than we actually are
Tell that to issac and his bloated OPs no one replies to
>>25341287
>>25341288
didn't click
>>25341287
>>25341288
... it wasn't for me until I hit submit
>>25341283
uh
are you sure about that?
>>25341283
Uhh anon
>>25341304
>>25341299
I already said that it didn't start moving for me for some reason, stop bullying me
>>25341318
it's ok lyra
here have some pone candy
>>25341318
Would you bully a pony?
>>25341329
I saw some of these when I was running errands earlier, I was half tempted to buy one
>>25341183
>raiding an irrelevant thread
I hope they don't just out of spite
>>25341336
I saw a Rainbow Dash at Walmart today
>>25341304
lyra is such a cutie
>>25341329
i got some candy right here
*grabs dick*
Nyx being hugged and cuddled by multiple anons that care for her.
Then waking up and realising it was all a dream and crying knowing all anons hate you
>"Oh isn't he just a darling?~">"Anonymous, very carefully now, I want you to catch this little shit, put it in a jar, shake that jar up, and let it go in Twilight's castle."
>>25341360
What was she buying?
>>25341367
she really is
I loved her voice too
>>25341294
>no one replies to
>OP has four replies
>>25341376
I would have so much fun pulling shit on nobles and ponies with Celestia.
>>25341367
She is ultracute
>>25341329
Pinkie looks like she knows something we don't.
What is in the candy Pinkie?
>>25341391
Super cute
But not as cute asyou
>>25341402
Pinkie Pie specialreally really sour candy, like super sour
Opened the Bob Ross stream and Sai happened.
>>25341391
I want to put a baby in her
evens: work
odds: horse around
>>25341430
Bonbon will snap off your dick.
>>25341335
No. Why would anyone do such a horrible thing?
>>25341418
oh gosh
>>25341421
I bet that ponies scrunch up a lot when they taste something sour
imagine how hard they'd be scrunching if they ate Panka's super sour candy
>>25341424
that's a cute filly twily
>>25341438
I'll put a baby in Bon Bon
>>25341468
She will still snap your dick off.inside her
>>25341458
I think it depends on how much of a long horseface they have.
>>25341424
>>25341480
is that le body is ready man
>>25341441
Because pony wanted you to.
>>25341514
>Oh god yesss, bully me moAH-m-more
>>25341578
She should shrink herself down to avoid detection
>>25341578
That image made me laugh, but I know the show wouldn't have the balls to make a similar joke. Because how dare you even consider she may not be a real pony.
>>25341372
Stop being mean to the nyx or I'm going to have to confiscate that filly.
Eat a dick, janikeks
>>25341603
Is that the Celestia version of Nyx?
>>25341603
she should just go all the way and make herself a filly for the day
>>25341603
Worked for the other APs?
They really need to hire less newfags to be janitors.
>>25341647
You should try following the rules.
>>25341665
What rule do you mistakenly think I'm breaking?
>tfw a person constantly spams/shitpost using your fetish
>tfw even if they were interested in talking about your fetish (and not just shitposting) they are such a shitty person and you want nothing to do with them
>tfw this wouldn't even be such a problem if they didn't post the same pictures every timeIt's not just fat stuff either.
>>25341693
What if it was a cartoon pony fetish?
>>25341700
The mayor has been super cute this season
>>25341713
Other things she's done this season don't immediately come to mind.
>>25341697
just an every day average mare
>>25341697
"I ain't no sand nigger sleeper agent!"
>>25341693
>tfw I actually like TF stuff but the shitposter has pretty much ruined it for me
>>25341647
to be fair, there are better thick girl art
>>25341693
>talking about your fetish
>yeah man that daiper is DANK haha am i right
>yeah dude I have a stiff one right now
>hahahaha yeah I feel that
>HEEEEY guys did someone mention a stiff boner haha im all about that haha
>no waaaay haha how stiff boners ON boners hahaha
How do you talk about a fetish? You get off and that's it. Anything else is cybering.
>>25341759
>no waaaay haha how stiff boners ON boners hahaha
>>25339627
The castle will be destoryed in Season 6.
http://i.imgur.com/8nizu5J.gif
>>25341744
Which isn't against the rules.
>"..'His talented, dexterous fingers began working her wing-'.."
>"*sigh*..Can I help you with something, Twilight."
>>25340176
Censor the wings!
>>25341768
>no no no wait
>HYPER boners!
>DUUUUUUUDE okay okay hyper boners on SNAKES
>Snakes with hyper boners but also farting
Fetishposting is ridiculous.
>>25341786
Used to be you could write down the reason you're reporting but it's literally all left up to the janitors and mod discretion now, which basically lets them decide the rules. 4chan's become a despotism.
>>25341804
>dotkwa.txt
>>25341802
Meh, she would still have the castle, horse body, dick horn, and forced stereotype title.
>>25341814
Still not sure why they removed it. Its just extra work for them since they have to figure out what the report was about unless its something super obviousthey could have ignored all reports with an essay in them anyway
Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GumuQ5HUwxk
>>25341814
which is why you post and don't give a shit
I bet this pony likes carrots.
>>25341837
>just HORSIN around
MLP really?
>>25340861
They still look tacky
>>25341837
>"Discord. Hav-, have you SEEN this thing? Is he a cord? Does he Dis?"
>>25341853
They always do horse jokes
Censor thehorn!
>>25341853
But she said 'messing around', you got my hopes up for nothing.
>>25341876
>Twilight actually loses her Princess status in the final
>but its not her wings which get taken away but her magic
>cannot even use her special talent anymore
>>25341829
The eye-sores castle will be gone next season.
>>25341891
Like, she'll become Twilight Flopple?
>>25341693
Wanna talk about having Chubby Diamond using you race like a chair?
Maybe about stuffing her so full she can't talk, let alone move?
>>25341837
I like thing
>>25341851
I will touch that pony butt
regardless of what sex owns it at a given time
>>25341904
She won't have FRIENDSHIP
>>25341906
I wanna stuff herbuttso full ofcockshe can't do anything but let out high-pitched, muffled squeaks.
>>25341837
oh man that's great
it's still really weird how they keep releasing these without bgm though
>>25341914
Will duh, it will be the new and approved next season with Unicorn Twilight Sparkle.
>>25341919
Maybe because there is none?
>>25341882
>watching MLP without meme goggles
I bet you didnt even see the meme faces
>>25341927
With no bullshit retcons like SA and PC?
>>25341901
This is anthro.
>>25341930
there is definitely at least some ambient noise missing, they've released a lot of teasers this season without it
just wonder what the reasoning is, maybe they made the teasers before putting it in
>>25341909
why
why did you touch the butt
>>25341969
It is my job
my calling
>>25341969
Because
>>25341915
Good luck, there's like a foot of ass to get your dick through before you get inside her.
Nuzzling into Luna's soft tuft and nesting your head into it
>>25341943
How? Anthro counts as having a human body.
Diamond dogs have hands and arms, it's literally impossible for them to be considered anthro in the same way a pony being anthro.
>>25341974
BEWARE OF THE TOUCHER!
SERIAL TOUCHER ON THE LOOSE!
>>25341994
getting sucked into it, and discovering a whole village of ponies living in there, unaware that their whole world is in the tuft of a princess
>>25342000
SEIZE THE ASS TOUCHER!
>>25341989
I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty if that's what it takes. I'll get in there shoulder deep~
>>25342013
Are we to charge him with assault?
>>25342025
Charge him with ASSault
>>25342000
THE BUTTS
WILL BE TOUCHED
IN VARIOUS MANNERS
>>25342048
can filly come?
>>25342056
When filly is older.
>>25341994
Crying into her embrace while she strokes your mane and back and trying to calm you down by shushing you
>>25342070
filly says she is a few seconds older now, she is ready to experience the butt touching
>>25342070
She doesn't want to be touched, she wants to touch.
Are those really butts?
>>25342098
no, they use fake butts on the show
>>25342091
>>25342086
Filly is still too young to become an ordained horse butt toucher.
She is going to need to study for a few more years before she can embark on her journey
>>25342103
Butt they look so real.
>>25342103
>>25342112
Stunt butt technology has come quite a ways.
>>25341906
>tfw even if they were interested in talking about your fetish (and not just shitposting) they are such a shitty person and you want nothing to do with them
You just let the ponies in your home.
>>25342132
applejack is such a jerk
I don't discriminate
>>25342143
Applejack is one of the nicest ponies there is, buddy.
>>25342166
then why does she keep coming into my house and replacing all my food with apples?
>>25342173
its an offering anon
she is an appleist
and she wants to tell you to let apples into your heart
>>25342184
but I need blood in there to live
>>25342173
But that's a nice thing for pony to do.
>>25342196
well I'm going to go to her house and replace all her hats with bunny ears in retaliation
>>25342188
YOU NEED APPLES MORE
The Rarity
>>25342210
You need a dick in your ass more!
>>25342208
Not before she replaces you with an apple.
>fuck that tree! it didn't give us treats!
>>25342234
THAT IS EXCEPTIONALLY LEWD
>>25342248
and in the background, Sailor Moon and Jem.
>>25342237
you can't cuddle an apple
>>25342262
We need those two being raped by diamond dogs.
>>25342267
But I can.
And will.
>>25342248
can someone zoom in and see what that tiny horse in the way back with no legs is
>>25342248
>CMC wearing costumes all episode
>never shows their cutie marks
Guys, I think the leak might have been on purpose.
>>25342280
Thats snips and snails anon
>>25342293
Oh hey it is!
What are their costumes?
>>25342301
they're going as utter failures
just like every year
>>25342301
He Man and skeletor, I think
>>25342118
>needing a butt double
>>25342314
ahahaha I love itI wonder if SB will draw costumedorks
>>25342301
Rape victims
>>25342314
The retards dress as Mattel toys
>>25342289
Or maybe it was originally intended to go before that ep
>>25342323
Yeah it is pretty hilarious when you think about it
Shame we never saw them close up
>>25342338
I realize that it's supposed to be her neck, not her lower jaw, but it looks like that drawing of Rarity is making a :V face
>>25342315
Which horse's butt is that
This is a very important question.
>>25342388
pffffthahaha
It makes her look like Homestar
>>25342315
did that butt just talk
Pony is being a lazy shit again.
>>25342469
she really needs to apple-y herself
>>25342469
Fuck homework.
>>25342482
>tfw it's 11pm and I still have to prepare for a lab tomorrow
Twily pls help
You know exactly what this is.
https://e621.net/post/show/761749/
>>25342415
>my name is Whawhity and I LUV makin dwesses
>>25342529
so like Homesar
Rarty
>>25342528
>I will never be turned into a anthro cuntboy stallion by futa twilight
Why is reality so cruel?
>>25341299
Off with her wings!
>>25342497
Get the wings out!
>>25342605
Shut up already, jesus
>>25342621
you can't just tell jesus to shut up
>>25342636
The Romans did.
>>25342529
Hey thewe Stwong Dash
Hewe to sample one of my... a-pwetty dwesses?
>>25342497
>>25342413
You're adults, and you're an AP
>>25339710
I don't understand how a horse can play a banjo with hooves.
>>25342691
>You're adults
What? No, don't be silly. We are all little girls, why else would we be in an MLP thread?
>>25342695
that's the power that earth ponies get
>>25342695
The piano playing horse is the one that really confused me
>>25342702Maybe if we were little ponies
>>25342702
Exactly. We have boobies and everything!
fil
Pony squeals fearfully as anon drops his weight onto her, his phallus stabbing into her as his weight presses her into the mattress.
>>25342673
That's an odd face to make for rock climbing. Is he alright?
>>25342708
I'll never understand how the right one became a big deal
>>25342695
Because stereotype
>>25342747
Yeah, it's rather weird. But trust me, he's having tons of fun.
>>25342748
She's cute
>>25342695
poor ponies can't fingerpick master race and are stuck with clawhammer untermensch
>>25342748
She is pretty and is one of the few ponies that use the assets normally reserved for other breeds, namely the 1 type of unicorn eyes
pretty ponies that stand out tend to get run with
>>25342756
Totally innocent
>>25342708
only very talented ponies can do it
>>25342761
>master race
dragons?
Pony sneaks carefully into anon's pillow, carefully pulling out the feathers and shoving herself inside, muffling her whinny of pleasure when he stumbles into the room and drops his head onto her side, immediately falling asleep. She lets him drop his head onto her side,, excited by the pressure against her lungs.
>>25342797
Spike is physically equipped for finger picking at least
I didn't even remember this scene happened until I googled it
>>25342715
if you ignore the cheeto dust and shit she's actually pretty attractive
is that really a good way to represent /mlp/?
>>25342829
As shit
>>25342829
>>25342829
>ignore the badness and look for the beauty beneath
Why yes, this is a good representation.
>>25342824
I bet the ponies would love it if you gave them a good nose picking
more fil
>>25342857
what is strong filly's weakness?
I want toloveandcuddleandfuckthis
>>25342829
I would suck the Cheeto dust off her fingers
sexually
>idiots saying its impossible for someone to fill up 75tb of space
ha, my pony folder alone is 20tb and growing
>>25342889
no it isn't
>>25342889
mine is a lot smaller but to fair I don't save pictures of any fat ponies
>>25342867
I'm gonnabonethat skeleton.
>>25342861
unicorns, fairies and birds
>>25342849
When you put it that way, it actually fits well
well
>>25342889
Even mine is only 20 gb and it has a bunch of SAI and PS files in it.
Even if I add the episode folders its only 100gb
What the fuck did you download?
>>25342889
I only save the best pictures, not every piece of shit drawn.
>>25342971
Looks like a big pony butt.
>>25342994
I feel exactly the same way
>>25342889
truly you are a horse master, anonymous.
>>25343018
I like how ponk just sproinks up in the back there
>>25343018
filly is my favorite dancer
>>25342953
Oh.I was hoping someone would call me an entitled faggot, whiteknight or something but I guess I failed at that.
>>25342971
Why are butts pressed on glass so good?
>>25342994
That's a great picture.
But sometimes the simple ones also have their charm.
>>25342742
yes pls
>>25343029
>"the one time I try to say something retarded and it actually makes sense ;_;"
I know that feeling Anon. My shitposts always end up being my smartest ones somehow.
>>25342664
and they fell
>>25343028
She is signing autographs after the show
>>25343043
I'm too nervous, I can't do it
>>25339384
Athena Sparkle > Star Swirl for Nightmare Night costume.
Then again, a lot of the Mane 6 upped their game, Pinkie included.
>>25343072
I dunno, she was a pretty great chicken too
>>25341097
>She's an overly tall pony woman who talks like his cousins the Pies
Fixed that for you.
>>25343147
Big Mac does girly things, lol
>>25343083
Also, Applecat > Applecrow.
A friend's stramming Inside Out on livestream.
horrormoviecentral if you care for it
Holy shit I was just thinking "what hasn't anyone shipped dash and discord?"
And now that preview hits.
>>25343258
Link to preview?
Pony breaks mirrors with her face in equestria
>>25343273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GumuQ5HUwxk
>>25343273
http://derpy.me/WhatAboutDiscord
So is the christmas album out yet, and if it is, where can I find it?
>>25343258
Who says they haven't?
>xieril is officially a kuk
Good job, Discord.
Discord turning anon into a pretty mare with a handsome stallion boyfriend just so he won't try to hit on fluttershy.
>>25343342
>%22
>>25343342
that's a cute face actually
>>25343368
What if my stallion boyfriend is cool with having a threeway?
>>25343371
what are you talking about anon
>>25343388
I'm seeing it too.
>>25343371
Palemoon?
Pones are growing up everywhere
>>25343399
Nah, they just got lazy
>>25343232
well that's a no brainer
>>25343410
No, actually this is the opposite of lazy.
Both scenes take place in Manehattan, several years apart.
First one is from a 10 second flashback to Manehattan in Cheese Sandwhich's song about his origin at the end of Pinkie Pride
Second set of shots are from Made in Manhattan
They actually made filly versions of several of the persistent manehattan backgrounders for a very brief scene in a flashback nobody was really paying close attention to.
>>25343432
Jesus christ FS
>>25343432
and lyra is a time lord
>>25343432
N E R D
E
R
D
>>25343416
Would she purr if I give pony milk?
>>25343471
it would only be natural
>>25343465
that is KING OF HORSE NERDS
Pony ask you to make her dinner and it better be good. No takeouts or microwaveable allow.
>>25343486
Make pony a burrito with ground beef,rice,beans,pepperjack cheese and jalapeno peppers
>>25343486
What's pony in the mood for? I love cooking
>>25343486
Well, pony's gonna have to settle for some hot ham & cheese sandwiches. I ain't got shit in this house to make some fancy stuff.
>>25343498
>ground beef
ABORT
ABORT
>>25343486
>No takeouts or microwave
Then I will put a frozen pizza for her in the toaster oven.
>>25343498
Pony likes you
>>25343506
The best dish you can cook up.
>>25343534
Pony say it's fine. You tried.
>>25343544
Pony calls you lazy,but will comply
>>25343556
I make a good stew
does pony like lamb or do I have to use tofu or something?
>>25343486
Is pony going to hit me if I don't comply?
>>25343561
Surprise pony. Pony wants to eat your best dish.
>>25343598
No, pony will eat and enjoy the pizza but scold you for being lazy.
https://derpiboo.ru/1016945
>>25343486
I'm already making mashed potatoes, gravy, and baked stuffed mushrooms. What more do you want, pony?
>>25343636
unf
can I spike spike
>>25343718
No.
what if Rainbow Dash was actually a girl all along
>>25343805
But she's been fucking anon in his ass this whole time?
How?
>>25342889
No, it's really not. And if it is, you need to stop saving each file 15 times over.
Pic related is the entirety of derpibooru as of about 1 week ago. If nearly 1 million images doesnt even add up to 700GB there's no way you have around 30 times that amount.
Hell I've got nearly 2500 youtube videos/animations etc, every MLP episode and movie in 1080p, and an entire fimfiction archive dated to september of this year as well as tons of other shit and it only adds up to 1.04TB.
>>25343805
Then xieril's gonna have a LOT of explaning to do.
>>25343825
look at that stupid pony trying to use chopsticks
horse
I want to cuddle police mares
>>25343388
>there are people still using mayhem's 4chan x over a year after it was discontinued
>>25343861
well it's usually illegal but the upcoming Police Mare's Cuddle Ball is coming up to help raise money for underhugged fillies
>>25343833
>All of derpibooru
>The entire fimfiction archive
There must be so much awful shit on your computer
But I completely understand your information hoarding. If I could rationalize storing that much data I would easily save everything like that too.
>>25343929
Of course there is, thankfully its all sorted in its own little area and my personal collection is still of quality stuff. which reminds me, my personal collection obviously has tons of dupes of that derpibooru archive and it still is barely over 1TB.
>>25343943
PUT A HAT ON YOU WHORE
>>25343833
but
did you archive
the archive
>>25343962
It's stored on two hard drives in RAID1 so... technically yes i did in a way.
>>25343833
>utorrent
Are you for fucking real
>>25343983
anon you get a butt star
which is far better than a gold star
because it is a star on a pony butt
>>25343990
What's wrong with old utorrent? It's an ancient version way before any of that adware shit was introduced and works just fine.
I hope God punishes all of you.
>>25344010
If I were doing wrong then He'd tell me, wouldn't He?
>>25343833
>winblows 10
>utorrent
>skype
>>25344006
I hope you realize old utorrent versions have multiple code execution vulnerabilities.
>>25344010
We're already on /mlp/
Bring it on
>>25344020
>complaining about win10 which has really nothing wrong with it whatsoever
>implying I'd use skype at all if tons of other people didn't use it, basically forcing me to
>never had issues with utorrent, why switch
Seriously, what's your point.
>>25344020
lots of people use skype
there is no avoiding it if one wants to get in on some of that stuff
>>25344010
>implying god isn't ALSO a brony
>>25344048
>>25344048
>>25344048
#1 Assistant
>>25344052
>>25344060
He's probably going to go on a rant about how Skype sends data to Microsoft when you create a call. Surprise, they legally monitor your usage of their software. No one should be surprised.
>>25344068
His son is.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/37680/fluttershy-has-tea-with-jesus
>>25343929
I just realized the price of hard drives has finally gone down again.
Hello, useless archives, here I come!
>>25341380
Only one of them is replying to the OP prompt.
