Would you pamper your 2D pone waifu?
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Would you pamper your 2D pone waifu?
>>25328818
That's adorable
>>25328818
I like this, but how do you avoid papercuts?
>>25328830
I bet she would hate being called edgy.
>>25328818
Just imagine all the papercuts on your dick.
>>25328818
>can't have sex
>can't even cum on her, she will soak
I don't say that I'm all about sex, but some Anons might find these as a big turnoff.
>>25328818
unable to change expression...
>"Waifu, are you okay?"
"DO I LOOK OKAY TO YOU?"
>...yes?
*murder*
>>25328888
Those quads deem that the 2D waifu would be pissed all the time!
>>25328897
And you killed her.
>"Honey. There's no need to put on that face."
>>25329104
Just love her, Anon. Just love her.
>>25328818
>Cum on pony
>She goes soggy
>Dies
>>25329190
>Return to the printer
>Print her out again
>Repeat forever
>>25329190
At least she knows how much you love her.
>>25329190
"Every time..."
>>25328888
How would a piece of paper murder you?
>>25329419
Papercuts are fucking lethal man.
>>25329436
That'd be an embarrassing funeral.