Mistletoe time!
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>"Um... hey Anon," Rainbow Dash said with her raspy voice.
>" Well, since its Chrismas.....and there are mistletoes, I fig- , I mean Twilight figured t-that... we b-both could uhhhh... k-kiss under the.... um...mistletoe. Uh, do you mind if I- I mean we both....kiss?, " Rainbow stuttered.
> You could see the rest giggle and chuckle behind RD as she blushes at you.
> You even here Twilight whisper, "C'mon Anon. We know you want to".
What do?
>>25328373
Sorry, I don't know this custom.
>"y-you too"
>speedwalk towards the door, keeping my face firmly on the floor
>slip on the marinara sauce oozing from every pocket
>lock myself in my house, obscure all the windows
>spend my heartswarming alone in a corner with a bottle of cheap whiskey for comfort
>>25328373
Writefags are encouraged
>>25328373
>"You don't know me," you said, brushing your greasy hair away from your eyes, letting out a morbidly obese sigh as your stomach sags a little further past your all black "BVB" shirt.
>"You just don't get me."
>Dash looks at you confused as you waddle away, turning instead and pressing her lips to Fluttershy's.
i do gud?
>>25328373
"Sorry, but I'm jewish"
"This is heresy for me"
>>25328373
Why would you kiss Twilight?
>>25328373
>I take some mistletoe and hang it on Fluttershy and Rarity's tail docks
Can I kiss Appulhorse instead?
>>25328418
Is that when you walk out with all of their shekels?
>>25328394
Hello, feel?
>>25328429
>You conga out of the treebrary while singing a traditional jewish song of hope.
>Sing to the tune of "I have no strings"
>There is no gas to make me frown
>To make me fret,
>Or put me down!
>There is no gas, for I am free!
>There is no gas for me!
>>25328373
Ponies don't have Christmas.
>>25329345
No, this is Pepe.
>since it's Christmas
>Christmas
>>25328373
don't you think its early for christmas? its not even thanksgiving yet.
>>25328409
>BVB
Pleasego on
>>25330417
>treebrary