"Halloween Hangover" Edition
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Bats pls
Horsie
"What's your highest pitch?!"
ye olde batte
>>25126266
>>25303647
what is on Panne's secret menu
>>25304574
There's nothing on it.But there is something behind it
>>25303647
>>25304574
>>25304614
>It's after-hours when finally you roll into Panne's bakery
>Long day at work, and terrible congestion on the road home
>You're also covered with pieces of tropical fruit
>Turns out that this evening was the annual fruit-throwing festival
>You vaguely remember Panne telling you about it, but she neglected to mention that central Hollow Shades would turn into what was basically a war zone
>Memories of bat ponies screaming as they hurled mango bombs and bananarangs will be forever burned into your mind
>You head into the bakery through the back door; Panne's nowhere to be found
>Must be in the other room
>"That you, Anon?" she calls, confirming her location
"Yeah," you say. "I need a shower."
>"Oh? Why don't you come in here first. I have a surprise for you."
>Her coy inflection makes you suspicious, but you resign yourself to her whims.
"Hope you like fruit," you say
>You step into the next room, half-expecting to get a face-full of cantaloupe or something
>Instead you get a face full of Panne's ass
>At least, most of it; the edges of her shapely rump peek out from behind a menu that casually shields da goods from view
>Lying on her belly, she gives you a saucy wink over her shoulder
>"Welcome home, Anon," she says. "Can I take your order?"
1/2
>>25304893
>Lawdy lawd
"Uh," your mind races to think of something clever, and fails. "What's today's special?"
>Panne tilts her head toward the menu blocking her nethers. "Try the 'secret menu', maybe?" She sticks out her pink tongue, mocking you
"Secret menu huh? That sounds highly unregulated. High chance of, um, health code violations. Looks like I'll have to make a... thorough inspection."
>JESUS you were bad at this
>Panne doesn't seem to mind, though
>She just rolls her eyes and laughs, wiggling her butt. "Go ahead, Mr. Inspector. I've got nothing to hide."
>With that invitation, all that stands between you and glorious Panne ass is that flimsy menu
>yfw
>But as you eagerly pull the menu away, only too late do you hear the mechanical click
>The trap is sprung
>The next thing you know, an overripe mango has collided with your face, sending sweet, mushy goop everywhere
>Panne giggles as you wipe fruit from your eyes
>You can see the spring-loaded catapult poised between her legs, a string connecting its firing lever to the menu you just pulled
>"Hope you like fruit," Panne says. "Sorry Anon, I just couldn't resist."
"This holiday sucks total ass."
>"Oh, don't be like that." She flies up and wraps her forelimbs around your neck, clinging to your torso. Her pout turns into a grin. "Now, about that shower…"
>Oh bby
>"…you could really use one."
2/2
>>25304897
Hue
>>25304897
Nice stoy, bro
>>25302251
Now I have to ask why you have that op for the Batpony thread.
>>25305325
Yes.
>>25305754
>>25305777
This made me kek a little. More country bats please.
Just snuggle me, dumbass.
Why hello dere, grills.
What became of the bats that started
All are gone and their souls departed
Left me here in this place
So all alone
Batty in a strange land...
>tfw no bate ragpone
I figured I'd try something a bit different.
[Spoiler] Bioshock crossover [/Spoiler]
>I've been called a few things.
>Monster, demon, father. Those kinds of things.
>Until recently, I wasn't even that aware.
>Sure, I knew I existed, but I didn't KNOW what I was. All I really knew what to do was protect my Little Sister at all costs.
>And that's what landed me here in the first place. Just protecting my Little Sister.
>I don't exactly remember where I was before dying, but I knew it was underwater. And this suit I'm grafted into is designed to go underwater.
>I didn't like going underwater though, there were dangerous creatures out there. They could easily rip me to shreds.
>But I was never told to go outside, all I was told to do was protect my Little Sister at any cost.
>And I did that.
>I did it too well. Now I won't be able to protect her anymore.
>Or, so I thought. I did happen to wake up in an alley way after death, to someone crying.
>Scanning the area, my port holes glowed a soft green as they shone through the darkness for me to see. Slowly trudging forward, my heavy boots made a dull thump with each step.
>"W-Who's there...?" A soft voice sniffled.
>Flashes of little girls grinning up at me after extracting ADAM from corpses flashed in my mind, causing me to pause.
'Little... Sister...?'
>Is this what happens after death? A place where we can live in peace?
>I was kinda tired of killing...
>Stepping forward, eyes scanning, I caught sight of a cardboard box that was on its side, the end of a green blanket sticking out.
>It was absolutely filthy, but the sniffling was coming from there.
>Reaching for the box, I let off a very soft moan for her to come out.
>>25306879
2/2Shitposting for five years and I still can't remember how to spoiler.
>What came out wasn't a Little Sister.
>It was... something. It had for legs, a big head, two small, leathery wings, and a tiny fang sticking from its mouth.
>Another flash and another Little Sister, this one clutching my hand as we walked down a path.
>"W-What are you?!" The creature cried out in fear, before scuttling back into the box.
>Looking around, I moaned something before easing myself onto the ground.
>I didn't know where I was and I couldn't speak to it, so I might as well wait.
>>25303647
Ain't those ears the more flickable?
>>25306889
It's nice, but vidya - pony crossovers have one problem- most of the people haven't played the game.
More Primrose
>>25307226
That's why I'm not gonna go too in-depth with references for the most part, and explain the ones I do most of the time.
>>25308031
little bats shouldn't use such naughty words
>>25307242
does Primrose everbathe in milk
>>25306981
is there a name for the yellow thing at the base of her tail? Tail scrunchie?
>>25308455
Tail band?
>>25306510
Jkmd
>hfw she smells benis
God damn. why is bat so kill?
>>25311043
bats ate too much candy
entire bat population has tummyache
I vant to draw your buttsSimple lewd /r/sOr normal ones
>>25311334
Nuh's butt being covered inmango juices
>>25311334
Mostyns big bat butt
>>25311334
Mia's derrière doused with honey
>>25311376
>>25311419
>>25311474
I'll do them shortly
>>25311334
Draw Speck.
>>25311376
http://i.imgur.com/alB0rhp.png
>>25311419
http://i.imgur.com/BUhm9Dw.png
>>25311474
http://i.imgur.com/Tf1CL3J.png
>>25313877
Last one to do, something came up so it won't be for a bit.
>>25314705
Poor Nuh, her butt's all scuffed. Get that bat a butt massage, stat
>>25314717
Giantess Mostynwhy do I want this
>>25314727
That can't possibly be good for one's vagina. Mia's rear is looking extra nice, though
hot/10
BILLOW FORTH
>>25314727
>http://i.imgur.com/Tf1CL3J.png
I c p.
>>25316003
Celly has a secret!
>>25316003
>>25316053
Oh god! Please don't bring that back.
butt stuffing
Good morning bat
>>25316768
Good evening
>tfw Shiny never visits
Do bats sleep hanging upside down or do they have beds?
>>25317517
Both. Just like us, usually we sleep on beds but we can also sleep while sitting.
What do bats do if there is a fruit shortage?
>>25318101
They starve and die.
>>25302251
What the fuck are these stupid bats wearing?
>>25319086
We won't answer you because you are very unkind.
>>25319095
I'm allowed to be unkind, Grey Mouse told me so.
>>25319110
You are lying, Grey Mouse is a nice bat, stay away from her.
>>25319121
Play on Steam with me.
>>25311334
I'll do another set.
>>25313877
Haven't forgotten you, yours will come first
>>25319420
Could you doFlutterbat?
>>25316003
We all know that Cell is into watersports.
I think she wants to say something.
>>25320272
I hope her butt is extra musky today
What is this
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/batpones
>>25321278
dunno
I thought the thread used to have a steam group but it's been so long that I've forgotten if that was the case
bamp
Spank the bat
>>25323131
>tfw
Is Mosina a communist?
just bump me dumbass
>>25324704
where should I bump you? also will I get bats if I do it?
>>25324775
Bats have many bumpable locations. Bumping is good for bats' health and indirectly ensures that more bats will be produced
>>25323917
Maybe
le bate
So would a bat pony eat a moth pony?
>>25325817
Yes. A bat pony would eat a moth ponylewdly.
I'm only posting in this thread because of Umbrella horse.
>>25313877
>>25326344
Weeaboo!
>>25326546
Rood tbqh
>>25324960
What can I use to bump a bat pony? Is this ok if I use some... parts of my body?
>>25326609
You'd have to ask the bat. I'm sure some of them would be pleased to be bumped by all manner of human appendages, while others will be more shy.
>>25326913
Now I wonder what bat pony would be the most shy about bumping. And yes, I mean lewd bumping. And no, underage fillies are not allowed.
Who is the least lewd bat pony?
>>25326934Edelweiss
>>25326940
We don't know if she is lewd or not, she is shy about being a bat pony.
>>25326940
She's got a German word for a name. Of course she's lewd.
>>25326934
Milkshake is not for sexual, so I'd say she's the least lewd.
new ploosh
>>25328523
Buuuut she can be flirty. So she is a little for sexual. Like, fantasizing about her.
>>25326531
NICE
>>25329340
Pretty sure she still wouldn't take kindly to being "bumped".
>>25329837
>send anonymously a letter to Milkshake
>write about her cute beautiful face, smooth body and how hot she is
>write how intoxicating is the sight of her perfect butt and you dream about what is between those perfect buttcheeks
>end with how sensualy and with full of love you would touch her body to make her happy
>>25330412
>Milkshake uncomfortably files the letter away in case she needs it for evidence, and buys a can of pepper spray from Echo
>>25330641
Write the second letter:
>pepper spray is nothing compared to your hot, sexy body
>>25330680
Milkshake acquires bodyguard.
>>25330907
*unsheathes batdildo*
*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel kid
>>25330952
Kek, what a funneh meme :P
>>25331234
>>25319435
Yeah, I can do that.
Still queuing up /r/s.
Not sure if you guys give a shit but bats were mentioned in a recent chapter book.
>>25331278
So... some bat ponies live in caves and they didn't like dragons.
>>25331616
I wonder what the bats and dragons fought over. Also, I wonder how Luna solved it
bap
raise da roof
ruh ruh raise it again
>>25332342
>>25331616
>>25331278
very interesting thread over here
>>25333715
>>25336765
I dig it.
>Echo are canon
>>25332342
>I wonder what the bats and dragons fought over.
Sex.
>I wonder how Luna solved it
Sex.
>>25337666
>tfw thred is ded
Well fuck :'^)
>>25339948
>Echo was a trap this whole time
>Sunshine Smiles and Meadowlark Frolicsome are kill
>>25317176
I took a break from all pony. Sorry. :(
>>25339948
>>25339976
Maybe Echo fooled Luna into believing she was a stallion.
>>25339998
>One off
That must mean they are still live
>>25341937
No, they decided to choose the name of our most famous bat pony on /mlp/. It's kind of sad.
>>25341959
They are those two bat ponies from the show, Egophiliac decided to name them Sunshine and Meadowlark.
Where are you people?
>>25343650
Not quite ready to draw anything yet
What would happen if a bat drank its own blood?
I bought a galaxy note 10.1 from Amazon but got a tab 3. I paid 254$ for something that's 150 new.
Just Fuck up my shit
Will draw when I finally get the right device with an s pen. Drawing on a kindle 7 inch is not that fun.
>>25321278
>891 members
Where are all of them now?
>>25345292
I'd love to see more splotchy from you.
>>25307242
Fixed wing version
>>25345587
Those are the best ear tufts
>>25346203
I like this bat.
I want more of this bat.
B4 sleep bump
>>25346203
Qt tall milkbat.
>>25348334
>>25346203
Hello, Ah'm Mark Rippetoe, and I endorse this bat.
>p10
Shame on you, batfags.
>>25350751
just eat it already
>>25349442
that is a powerful donut
>>25350751
>>25351919
she's worshiping it, the mango is their god
>>25354294
I'd drink it
>>25354294
will it make me vibrate like bat poni?
>>25354294
that's a pretty cool logo
what does flutterbat smell like?
>>25356292
Apples, and Apple bodily fluids
Thanks Mav
>>25358169
Bat
sleepy time bat bump
You are the cancer that is destroying this fandom by shoving your snowflake OCs and autistic headcanons about Luna's guards down everyones throats
>Kek, anyone who doesn't love it when I do that is just a samefagging shitposter, because everyone loves me and my edgy-looking and special OC :^)
>>25359846
Ayyy, been a while
>>25356912
Pee
eee
>>25362543
Now that's a special OC that stands out from the crowd.
Let me guess, let me guess, he's princess Luna's bestest and most personal royal guard.
>>25362647
Nope.
>>25358169
what a cutie
who this?
>>25364545
Panne?
>>25362647
he's actuallyyour dad
>>25365489
I can't tell without colors
>>25366484
Me too to be honest.
>>25366902
It's obviously Grey Mouse.
>>25319435
Scrunching Milkshake
>>25369290
>>25369331
>>25367652
yum
>>25370091
Qt filly
>>25373373
Are my coffee senses tingling?
>>25373373
God damn that's cute.
>>25369331
No one likes your autistic batshit
>>25369331
I don't get it.
>>25373373
Is it Java and Milkshake?
>>25373900
no
that's java and mia
>>25373896
>>25331260
I ponified the image
>>25373373
I missed Java, so I drew her too.It's 4:20am and I can't be assed to properly do the tail on her left side. pls no buly
>>25373373
oh my, oh my
Bat ponies don't exist.
there's not enough Night Watch in this thread
>>25375950
>>25375950
Please post some she's a pretty batpone
>>25377653
That pic is just shit.
>>25377684
Would you want to be a prostitute in Hollow Shades?
Pros:
>bat mares are clean
>they pay you for sex
>they have nothing against public sex
>as much pony poon as you want
Cons:
>bite marks on your body
>sometimes blood loss
>bat mares can be rough in the bed
>>25378516
>those cons
All I see are more pro's
I suppose I've lurked long enough. Hi, have a batpone.
>>25378673
Hello, this is a nice picture. Did you make it?
Thank you. I did - starting to learn how to draw.
>>25378673
dat long tongue
>>25378769
unf
>>25378673
Do nuts
>>25378673
yes
donutsnootle
>>25379452
>>25379376
>>25378673
Fuck this is cute
moar!
I want more stuff of inn bats.
Mmmm....Sweet delicious mango
>>25381380
Noice
..
Why are we so dead?
>>25385528
Because this general should have died years ago
>>25385734
Silly Anon.
Bat wants a mango!
Digitized an older sketch. Really need to practice more on coloring/shading.
Floofy ears
>>25387549
Not sure why it's rotated...
>>25387549
Those ears are dangerous!
>>25387211
Echo you need to learn how to smile.
>>25380818
Gimme the owner name and I'll do more.
>>25388538
heeeeeeey
>>25390587
ffffffffwump
Jasmine makes the best tea.
>>25390602
OH GOD
>>25390602
I LOLD
1 hour to new Starcraft episode
>>25394048
hype
>>25390587
poor bat poni
tongue too sensitive for sour sweet
>>25390495
butt
>>25396369
Squeeze
>>25367652
AAa, I love it. Thanks for drawing my waifu. I really like how you did her face.
>>25377006
I'd like to sniff Night Watch's smelly socks.
>>25399977
>implying she is not wearing fresh, clean sockies
Bat pony is asleep.
>>25400691
is Edelweiss a germanbat?
>>25401269poke
BUMP
>>25401269
>asleep
Bat pony isplaying FO4
Scratchies?
>>25403323
>
>>25403323
Poor Echo. Chronic itchy butt is a definite problem. We should take her to the bat vet.
so how is Bat Pony: The Video Game coming along?
>>25404828
in slowpoke tempo
>>25402337
It's a nice bat!
