Would anyone be upset if this actually became canon?
I feel like it would take more guts to have her accept rather than reject, as one clearly changes the status quo.
He's a fucking kid
I'm already pissed about it, she's my fucking favorite pony, but canonize it and I'll dump her to the bottom of the shit list like the race traitoring whore she'd be. Spike's already there.
>>25271664
I don't think its going to happen. I think there will be an episode where spike accepts this relationship will never work out.
>>25271667
She's fucking a kid
Raridash is better anyway.
>>25271763
Lets see, we got a trans gender episode, we got an incest episode, not far from trans species
If/when Spike physically grows up, they might talk about it. But since they love joking about it, I doubt anything definite will happen.
I can only see them doing it if they do a time skip/what if future episode, like Simpsons does every couple of years.
But because it's pony, we won't see a middle aged, cunty Rarity ordering around a teenage looking Spike while she leaves with another colt for a 'business meeting'
>>25271787
The problem is not that it's interspecies.
The problem is she's way older than him.
>>25271787
I don't actually watch this meme show, what episodes were those?
>>25271816
So physically age him up permanently.
>>25271815
>>25271699
So you have been pissed since the beginning?
>>25272009
That is correct.
>>25271827
There'd still be at least a 10 year age gap vetween them.
>>25272019
You sound like an upset man.
>>25272021
Dragon aging is weird.
>>25272009
>>25272019
Guessing you hated Simple Ways, huh?
>>25271787
If you think MarbleMac is incest you're fucking retarded.
>>25272047
They are cousins.
>>25272055
>inb4 southern jokes
>>25271664
> it would take more guts to have her accept rather than reject, as one clearly changes the status quo.
So by that logic she should just accept it regardless of her own feelings on the matter because it changes the status quo.
You're no better than any liberal or feminist who decides that pushing an agenda matters more than a persons choices or feelings.
With all sincerity, go fuck yourself in the ass with a cactus OP.
Just wait until we make turn Spike bad boy hearthrob that every girl will find dreamy.
>>25272042
Not really, the whole thing was really tongue-in-cheek and overplayed, it was very obvious it was never actually going to happen and was just a plot point to drive the story forwards.
I don't know, I kind of think it's fine keeping it up in the air for now.
>>25272066
But the south IS the joke
>>25271664
Probably never gonna fucking happen either way.
McCarthy seemingly hates even dealing with the subject so getting a mature level headed episode dealing with Spike's feelings towards Rarara, no matter the outcomeand it sure as hell won't be positiveit unlikely.
That said I'd love to see it.
>>25272112
Well McCarthy is almost gone completely. So....
>>25271664
meghan doesnt have the balls to deal with it in any way, and only larson seemed to support the idea, so the odds are extremely bad.
its far more likely theyll just pull out the old clishe and a new female version of spike will appear out of fucking nowhere for plot reasons and theyll instantly hit it off, causing the issue to resolve itself.
i doubt he will even call rarity out on her bullshit of using him when it happens.
>>25272078
It isn't about feminism though, it is about having the guts to actually ship one of the main cast.
>>25272158
>Well McCarthy is almost gone completely. So....
wot
Sauce
>>25272183
Dear God no. They tried that in the comics and it was fucking terrible. She was older than him so it's not like it fixed anything either.
Maybe if they use the plot but she's a bad girlfriend who is abusive and Rarity protects him by getting him out of it.
>>25272055
"A fourth cousin twice removed by a fifth cousin."
They share as much genetic material as two complete strangers.
>pic related
You're delusional if you think they'd include intentional incest between blood relatives in a kid's show.
>>25271767
Kids don't own and run their own stores, let alone live by themselves anon.
>>25271664
nigga, if Ron can escape from the friendzone then anyone can
>>25271664
It wouldn't make any sense for her to suddenly reciprocate his feelings when she's clearly demonstrated for the entirety of the series she's not interested. A better episode (and better lesson to teach) would be one about Spike moving the fuck on, and that it's extremely unhealthy to obsess over someone for that long.
>>25272326
It would be too depressing...
>>25272391
No, what's depressing is that they portray it as totally fucking fine that Spike lets Rarity walk all over him just because he likes her. It's sending the wrong message. To the girls: "It's totally okay to use a guy you're not interested in if he likes you," and to the boys: "Hey, it's okay to let a bitch walk all over you as long as you like her because it'll all work out someday!"
That's not how life works. Little faggot needs to grow a spine and move the fuck on or an hero immediately.
>>25272243
I was joking.
>>25272442
This. Spike needs to stop being such a beta cuck.
>>25272442
Why not try both? Even if they don't end up together why not at least have Rarity regret losing him.
Or even just understand that it is believable that Rarity is closer to Spike than she is with the other elements. He isn't completely shafted by her.
>>25272042
Simple Ways was an okay episode until that cringefest of a 3rd act made it one of the shittiest episodes.
>>25272527
The third act was hilarious.
>>25272514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzUoANyVZk0
>>25272557
I'm guessing you might also find Adam Sandler movies hilarious.
>>25272562
I dunno I hated "The One Where Pinkie Knows"
>>25272562
>not liking happy gilmore
not that anon, but fuck you.
>>25272514
>Even if they don't end up together why not at least have Rarity regret losing him.
It would take god-tier writing to make that believable after what we've already been shown. She doesn't consider him a potential romantic partner, period. They may be close but it'll never happen. She's either oblivious of the extent of his feelings for her (unlikely) or she just doesn't give a shit ("you couldn't possibly know how it feels to like someone who doesn't like you back!" - the fact she even said something like this makes it plain as day that she just doesn't see him in "that way.").
>>25271664
I'm okay with this. Worst shota can abuse whore pone in all of her gaping, well used holes for all of me.
LMAO
never gonna happen my nigga
First it's bestiality
and second he's underaged
that bad doe
>>25272578
I think it is possible for her to be oblivious.
>>25272583
>Worst shota can abuse whore pone in all of her gaping, well used holes for all of me.
Fucking what?
There's better odds of an episode where Rarity has a massive orgy with every available stallion, diamond dog, and minuator before she goes for Spike. Maybe if he's lucky she'd let him watch as she takes load after load in her pussy.
>>25272585
>LMAO
>First it's bestiality
>>25272608
He kind of has a point. They made Spike a fucking Dog in EQG. Says a lot about how they see him. He's a pet. A beast. A lowly animal.
>>25272611
What are you trying to prove my nigga? Here she has a human form boo
It's been a fantasy stable for mythical creatures to assume human form to charm others my nigga
ain't like she turned into a dog or something doe
>>25272628
learn english faggot.
>>25272628
Using terms like
>my nigga
Confirmed underage faggot.
>>25272607
god dammit
>>25272578
The joke was that she was so wrapped up in her crush that she wasn't thinking about what she was saying. And the writers could do it. They've done shit I didn't think possible.
>>25272697
The only "impossible" things they did were toys Hasbro pushed.
Unless Hasbro suddenly starts giving a shit about the fact Spike exists it'll never happen. And thank god for that, their chemistry is fucking unexistant.
Spike's interest in Rarity is superficial. He doesn't love her, he lusts after her, and is too young to understand the difference.
Rarity may care about Spike but she's squicked out by the thought of being involved with him romantically. Look at some of her facial expressions when Spike is overdoing his gushy shit.
It'll never happen.
>>25272724
To be fair, does Rarity even understand what love is?
>>25272735
Probably better than Spike does.
>>25271664
I would commend the writers for giving a shit.
>>25272756
Honestly I'd question that. Rarity seems really stunted in that area. We joke about her being a slut but in reality her ideas of love are so dated that stallions likely think she's weird before anything else. She's read too many romance novels and thinks that's how it works.
>>25272788
they'll just make an episode where rarity turns down spike hard and he learns to move on with his life.
>>25271664
I normally despise the thought of canon shipping happening in Friendship is Magic, but I'd mind this less than most others.
>>25272585
>bestiality
Come now Anon, it's xenophilia. We've been over this time and time again
>>25271664
I'd be psyched. They go together well.
>You are spike.
>Earlier today you went over to Rarity’s boutique to try to get her to like you again.
>But the only thing you found was her bent over taking Big Mac’s gigantic dick.
>You watched in amazement as she took the massive phallus over and over.
>Her juices spraying everywhere as her small pussy was torn to shreds.
>You headed back.
>Maybe some alone time in the tiny shed Twilight built for you behind the castle would do you some good.
>You could have sworn that the human Anonymous called you a “Cucked faggot” while you walked away.
>>25273025
Yeah. Even when it's not presented as romantic their characters mesh well.
>>25271664
Yeah, I would be upset
Fucking shipping everywhere, fucking stop already
>>25272735
does any woman understand what love is?
does any woman understand anything?
>>25271664
It would be amazing if they were that daring to end it period.
At this point of the show I just want it to let it end. I don't care about the results. Just let if fucking go.
if big jim actually makes spike grow I would like this to come next.
>>25273368
>I just want it to let it end. I don't care about the results
Pls no. I don't want another Crusaders of the Lost Mark.
>>25273373
faggot
>>25273373
But that was a fantastic episode.
>>25273385
>>25273388
No. No it was not. Song overload with kinda bad songs, contrived character turnarounds, and those terrible, terrible CM designs. It was the CMC's Magical Mystery Cure, and I'm firmly convinced that most of the people who approve of it only do so because it gave them closure on the CMC. Closure that they didn't even need.
>>25273419
Nah
>>25273431
Well, then, here's to you and here's to me. Should we ever disagree, piss on you and here's to me!
>>25271664
>Would anyone be upset if this actually became canon?
sparity is one of the worst ships in the fandom. It's cute when it's just a schoolboy crush. then again i stopped watching the show early s4 and don't really give a hoot anymore
>People still want Sparity to be canon
>In 2015
>>25273419
i gave it a 10/10, and i dont give those lightly. guess some people will never be happy.
>>25273479
>i gave it a 10/10, and i dont give those lightly.
I'm sure you don't, because no one ever gives out a 10/10 lightly. Especially not if they say they don't.
>>25273534
i was neither of those anons you were arguing with. youre allowed to have your own opinions.
>>25273584
>i was neither of those anons you were arguing with.
Kek, I wasn't either of those anons either. Don't be so quick to assume.
>>25271664
FlutterCord have more chances since both of them are adult and age difference isn't an issue.
But both Spike and Discord will remain friendzoned, tho.
>>25273373
Yes, because stretching shit like this for seasons is the best approach.
>>25273638
guess we should fug now.
>>25272442
Who hurt you, Anon?
>>25272021
And...? In Hollywood you got blokes running around with wifes 50 years their younger.
>>25274107
But muh degeneracy, anun. Muh DEGENERACY!
>>25273473
>This thread
Fucking hell.
Dont you know what puppy love is?
>>25274143
Yes. Spike's love goes beyond that.
>>25274162
If he truly loved Rarity, he would have shot her to death in Simple Ways instead of making a "this bitch dumb lol" look.
>>25274143
is also a puppy love literally in Equestria Girls
>>25274185
>if you love someone, kill them
>lol
End yourself.
>>25274192Is that why Spike is a dog in EqG?
>>25274192
>>25274205
It's because they couldn't find any other way for Spike to tag along, not because he's seen as less.
>>25274202
>>lol
I was mocking Spike, stupid.
>>25271871
This one always got me
>>25274275
>completely disregards defense of the stupid part of his statement in favor of responding to the personal attack
You're too easy.
>>25274297
The belief that love = kill is up to the individual. If you want to be romantic and believe jealousy is "toxic" and not true love, that's you. I can't change that.
>>25271664
It would be great.
>>25274321
>implying "romantic"
>implying not just sensible
I fear for the people you choose to "love". But hey, they ain't me or mine, so kill 'em in a jealous rage if that's what makes ya feels good.
>>25272254
Reread and try again.
>>25273703
Age Spike up.
>>25271664
I hope this happens.
>>25273461
It is not really a fandom ship.
Hump
>>25274272
would have been amusing if they made him a literal midget.
>>25271664
I would be almost as pissed if this became canon as I would be if Fluttercord did. If either did become canon, there's a pretty decent chance I'd quit watching the show.
>>25276617
This has been building up for a while.
>>25274205
because that's how the other ponies see him in equestria.
as a pet who's only purpose is to obey.
>>25276910
Fuck off
>>25276617
Bullshit. You've been through worse, and if that shit hasn't driven you away yet, no chance in hell this would.
le friendzone dragon
>>25279113
Not really. Romance is probably my least favorite thing that can happen in a show. Simple Ways is my least favorite episode entirely for that reason. So if they decided to make a long term romance for one of the mane 6 canon, I think I'd be done.
>>25280712
are you the legendary uber autist, the embodiment of pure autism
>>25272283
Underrated post
>>25280757
I'm the "legendary uber autist" just because I don't think they should shoehorn in romance? A relationship involving a main character is a big change to the status quo. The writers are already having enough trouble churning out really good episodes without that.
>>25273081
/r9k/ pls go.
>>25271664
I want this to happen.
>>25272572
Fucker has never been funny, he's the third most oerhiped comedian behind robin wiliams and will ferrel
>>25274143
Isn't puppy love just pedo bestiality
Former pone-fan who drifts here every now-and-then to see where this bastardized franchise is going here.
I'd still love for it to happen by the finale.
>>25272724
>Spike's interest in Rarity is superficial. He doesn't love her, he lusts after her, and is too young to understand the difference.
>>25274143
>Dont you know what puppy love is?
Don't know how you can actually believe this when everything in the show says otherwise, most notably in Secret of my Excess and Simple Ways. When Spike gave Rarity his Fire Ruby, a ruby that took him months to grow, that was for his birthday for him to eat, he says that it would mean more for him to see Rarity happy than for him to eat it himself. He set aside any personal vices he had in favor for Rarity's happiness. And despite all the crap Rarity puts him through, despite his own feelings and her falling for other guy, he doesn't protest or even attempt to change her mind and stands by her side. To Spike, it has always been about Rarity's feelings and never his own. He continues to support her expecting little to no reward for himself. As far as I've seen, Spike has shown more devotion, loyalty, and commitment towards someone he cares about than actual couples do who last no longer than a few months.
He's never going to just move on because whatever crush you think he haves, has moved well beyond that. Maybe one day he can love another, but he's never going to stop loving Rarity. Even "IF" she does marry another guy, he will continue to stand by and support her, and when she's old and wrinkly, he will still believe that she is still the most beautiful mare in Equestria.
After everything he has done and shown, how is it that you can believe that his feelings are just a crush?
>>25284387
Agreed
>>25284387
>>25285314
Good thing it won't. I can't wait for all this to end when the finale comes, and all you shipping fags get BTFO. Especially Sparity, the worst kind.
It's times like this I'm glad Hasbro tries to make soccer moms happy, and not people like you.
>>25285887
Soccer moms don't care, the little girls like this ship.
>>25286244
>the little girls like this ship.
Keep telling yourself that based off of absolutely nothing, you delusional fucktard.
>>25286262
YouTube view posted by members of the target audience.
>>25286273
YouTube views of what? A My Little Pony episode? A music video? And views don't mean that it's total support of it.
Though something tells me that logic and reason won't be applicable to you. And you're just going to throw everything you can at "B-but muh ship... ;_;"
>>25286299
Sorry I meant videos of reviews and little roleplay sessions done by the target audience.
>>25286322
That doesn't help if you don't actual show off a source of information for that. Do you just enjoy making random claims?
>>25286322
If Hasbro wanted to pander to the little girls, then Shining Armor would be a bigger character.
>>25271699
I'm sorry you're mad you're getting humiliated by your imaginary pony girlfriend. One day it will happen. Its the only actual canon ship in the entire series.
>>25286404
Shining Armor and Cadance?
Flash and Twilight?
It's already getting me at
>>25271699
>race-traitor
Please go back from whence to you came
>>>/lgbt/
>>25286419
>this faggot again
None of those things ever happened.
>Shining armor and cadence
Two people being married is not shipping you fucking retard. People like you should never reproduce.
>Flash and Twilight
We're talking about the show here, not a movie made for people who like high school musical. Again, do not reproduce
>>25286450
Isn't EQG canon? Even then SciTwi ignored him ending this ship anyway.
>>25286463
it doesn't matter. Shippers have the tendencies of a pre-pubecent girl. If you think actual logic and or facts will stop them from shipping, you're in for a bad time.
>>25286450
Flash got sent to full background character in the second and third movies anyway.
>>25286495
But Sparity has a lot backing it, it has been developing for a while.
>>25286525
It's a puppy crush between a child and adult that was only established to point out Rarity's beauty to the adience. It's not a serious romance that would develop over time. The only episode that await them in the future is the epsidoe where Rarity finally explain Spike the situation and he gets over her or meet another baby dragoness.
>>25286586
That would put a lot of episodes to waste, also
>>25285301
>>25286525
No. It doesn't. It was a fucking gag about a childhood crush, that had ONE episode back in Season 2 and has never been used again seriously since.
Like people care enough about Spike or Rarity to get upset.
>>25286586
it may have started that way, but if that was the case they should have dropped it forever ago. at this point, hes had a crush on rarara for at least 1 full year, not to mention all the time he spends with her and SoME.
its a tough area since if dragons age super slow, which they suggest they do, then hes going to be a "baby" for like another 20 years. if hes intelligent, age wont mean the same thing for dragons as it does for ponies.
theyve put a lot less emphasis on "baby" dragon lately, though. maybe it means something.
>>25286940
They are planning on aging him up.
>>25286940
>maybe it means something.
No it fucking doesn't. Based off of what? God, you faggots are so desperate.
>>25287232
youre so salty.
>>25285301
So in other words Spike is Snape
>>25286684
The CMC looking for their marks was also a gag, and well we all now what happened this season about that...
>tfw there are still sparityfags out there
God speed gentlemen
>>25287369
Wrong. The CMC was not just a gag, something several episodes were devoted to, it was part of their story and characters. You're comparing apples and oranges.
How desperate are you to need this to be a thing that you claw at everythinf? Can't you just accept reality in that it'll never be reality and fuck off back to your shipfics?
>>25287507
If it was a a gag, it wouldn't be the centerpiece of several episodes where it was meant to be taken seriously.
>>25287507
Sparity isn't a gag either.
>>25287640
>Several episodes
>Literally only part of one
Enlighten me.
>>25287886
Stay in denial.
>>25288520
Why would you put this much effort into a joke?
What if they did get together at some point....but they break it apart?
>>25289250
That requires too much maturity from the fans.
I need a clip of spike discovering he's a dog in eqg overdubbed with the "what, why am I a dog now?" line from dunkey's ultimate skyrim video.
https://youtu.be/q6yHoSvrTss
>>25289250
That's kind of genius.
>>25289250
I could buy this.
>>25289250
Nice
>>25271664
The worst Hasbro could do is forcefully make them kiss like 2 dolls being smacked together by a 7 year old
>>25291382
>>25291399
>Spike's face
maybe he has split personalities?
>>25286940
No matter how much complicated your hadcanon is about his dragon maturity compared to a pony lifespan, the basic idea shared by the writers, Hasbro and most of the audience is this: Spike is a child, a kid around 10-13 years. Just look at him, he is like half the size of a "little pony". He will never get that Rarara pussy no matted how much you will try to bend the logic your way.
You can try with Discord and Fluttershy since age difference may not be a lost case in this situation. You can try with Rarijack since homosexuality may also become a part of the show canon in the future. But there is no way that Hasbro will ever approve a relationship between a 25+ woman and Dennis The Menace tier character.
>>25292504
Imagine Sweetie Belle dating Trenderhoof or Applebloom dating Discord and you will see why not a single country on Earth would support this pairing if it was canon.
>>25291439
That frame was a split second into the kiss, once his brain felt the sensation his expression changed immediately, watch the damn show, fag
>>25271664
He's a fucking baby dragon and at least a 12 year old compared to an adult. It would be retarded unless some shifty age and size shit happened.
Besides, i bet that when whorses get in heat there is no interspecies in their minds, only male pony cock.
>>25272622
>If it was Elderscrolls Girls
>Spike would have had a white soul
>>25273081
Hell, does any human being understand what love is? Even if they did, could they put it to words?
>>25273370
Big Jim has as much domain over the show as the team Rabbi has influence over the LA Lakers.
>>25271664
Now if this actually became canon? I don't know, I actually think it I wouldn't like it just because it sends too many messages and poor implications to kids.
There's the mentioned lack of 'give and take', but just as bad is when Spike's 'give' is 'rewarded'. It also sort of feeds the idea that "The boy must pursue the girl" and that "girls and boys can't be just friends and single".
There's just a tangled web of poor implications, honestly, and kids need to learn that, sometimes in life, you can invest 150% of yourself into something, and still fail. The important thing is to keep moving forward anyway and be willing and ready to give 150% of yourself again.
This threads missing something...
http://www.deviantart.com/art/myLittlePony-likeFineWine01-452575496
>>25292830
What a god damned tease.
>>25292913
honestly, I think it's better without the sex scene. The artstyle doesn't feel like it would loan itself well to eroticism and works better as almost, kind of an innocent, "comfy" love tale.
Plus, I think the original clopfic had some... Ridiculous things for Spike's anatomy.
>Two dicks and he can cum on cue and however much he wants.
>I mean I once wrote something similar but the character in question's physical form was basically an iceberg tip in our dimension.
>>25292923
Yeah, I guess it was a little ridiculous. Still, would have liked to see that DP. Also, didn't rarity end up vomiting for some reason?
>>25292934
I don't recall.
Either way, I feel that little animation did the story's intent justice.
Admittedly, as much as I am against canon shipping (and I say that as an avid shipper myself), I do think it would be funny if Spike was given an "adult form" and immediately after seeing it, Rarity's reaction was something like "Humana humana humana humana humana...!"
>>25292791
Actually only cock is on their mind, mares in heat have been known to force themselves on their human handlers
>>25293105
Really...
>>25289250
I think it could be about Spike feeling guilty, that she should have normal life with a colt. To allow her had offspring and get older along with her potential husband, while he could be still young.
Add the conflict from Rarity's perspective - despite her internal struggle she tries to get beyond that.
>>25293105
I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THIS AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>25271664
Honestly... it'd be even bolder for the writers to make Rarity reject Spike. Big problem is, it'll create a schism between the two, leading up to some awkward moments... but... from a writer's perspective, that means that this issue can be saved for a sub-plot later.
Unfortunately I think, the most I can see happening with this is Spike getting the idea to push harder for whatever reason, the intrusiveness to rise rapidly, and finally, resulting in an unbecoming outburst from Rarity, thus making her the bad guy.
Hell, even a soft rejection would be crushing for him, and would still make her look bad.
How from a writer's perspective would you get around that? Not easily that's for sure. It's a minefield.
>>25289250
This would be the best option .
>>25292504
This is the only logical post in this thread. Rest is a pure delusion.
I commend this ship, if only because they produce some really beautiful offspring.
>>25294344
They can age Spike up.
>>25292504
>spike is a child
id be more inclined to believe this if they treated him like one.
besides, everyone is missing the key point: hes going to get older.
>>25294586
>not treated seriously
>used for menial tasks
>must be and is reassured constantly
>only given authority over the simplest of tasks
He is treated as a child, and acts as a child.
Specifically between 9-11, where it is all about how cool he is and how his thoughts matter too.
Your ship is shit, no matter how much you project yourself onto it.
>>25294764
>not treated seriously
>used for menial tasks
>must be and is reassured constantly
>only given authority over the simplest of tasks
Can be literally applied to all the mane 6 depending on the episode because consistency in character is non existent at this point
>>25294764
>constantly left home alone
>constantly expected to be completely independent, such as his journey alone to canterlot and "alone" on his dragon quest
>high measure of common sense and honor
those arent children traits.
and all of this still ignores the fact hes going to get older. my cousin married someone 20 yrs older than her, its hardly a stretch for 5-10 yrs, especially when apparently ponies live hundreds of years and dragons live thousands.
>>25294586
>believe they will age him and permanently change his model into a teenage dragon
Not only this is delusional as fuck, he would still be too young to date her. Teenagers are still not the same as adults.
>>25295287
Rarity is a teenager.
>>25294764
>>25295287
Please ignore Spikefags. This is their contaimnent thread so they can create their delusional world where he age up and all make sense.
>>25295294
Your fanfics aren't canon.
>>25295312
Equestria Girls?
>>25295319
alternate universe, nothing applies
>>25295380
>this denial
>>25295319
Great, so you also see Spike as a dog in Equestria. And not Twilight's brother. OK!
>>25295527
Do you see Spike as Twilight's brother?
>>25295527
Adopted member of the family still.
>>25295400
not him but faust did claim rarity was like 21 or something on deviant art
>>25295551
Confalone made them look more like a close sibling in Hearthbreakers. So is a great improvement over a slave/pet status in previous seasons.
>>25294347
>Beautiful
>Claiming that disgusting dragon/pony hybrid is a thing of beauty
>>25295294
>Owns and runs an established business
>Teenager
>>25295624
What she says is irrelevant though as it was never implemented into the show.
>>25295878
That's due to the nature of Equestria, it is schooling is far more vocational.
>>25296041
>It's irrelevant that Rarity is clearly an adult in the show and Spike is clearly a child
>>25296054
What are you talking about we've seen their schools, what do you know about "the nature of Equestria", you've been there?
Does anyone here even think before they spew nonsense about their headcanon shippings?
>>25296119
They aren't in school as long.
>none of the characters ages are ever stated
>but the age difference between them is huge!
>>25296119
There will be always "that guy". Just don't reply.
>>25296119
Some Sparityfags are so desperate that they will try to age Rarity down when they realise that they can't make Spike seem older than a preteen. Everything to make their pedo ship more reasonable. No matter how most of the fandom, writers and voice actors see M6 as around 20+
>sparity thread
>no dont discuss sparity, dont reply to people discussing sparity, just ignore the thread, wait let me make just one more post about not posting and ignoring the sparity thread!
>>25296597
>No matter how most of the fandom
Fuck off
>, writers and voice actors see M6 as around 20+
Their opinions are certainly interesting but if its not directly stated in the show its not canon and none of the characters ages are ever explicitly given
I just like seeing the character pairing even if it isn't romantic. Fuck all of you dramafags.
>>25296119
>clearly a child
>acts more mature than Pinkie
>>25295287
>he will never get older because they wont show it
ill bet you think they only live 24 days of the year too.
>>25296698
the irony is that even Spikefags such as myself have exhausted all Spike related discussion, including shipping. Most threads involving spike tend to only go on after the initial burst of reposts through the shitposters and naysayers.
>>25296398
Well, Faust seemed to think of the main six as around sixteen and once said she saw Spike as eight.
However, she said the former due to how quickly equines reach maturity (they're fully grown by the time they're like 8 as I recall).
Spike's own maturity seems to suggest him closer to a tweenager (like 12-14) in terms of our world but-
you know what? I'm gonna stop right there.
>>25297574
Follow the logic
Spike not looking like an adult=not having a romance with an adult character.
Is still a boy who read comics and ask Twilight for allowance money. Stope deluding yourself that he is going to act mature anytime soon.
CMC will sooner replace their filly body model with basic adult pony model than Spike will grow up.
>>25297763
>Is still a boy who read comics
By that logic you must be a little girl because you watch a show for little girls
>>25297763
>Is still a boy who read comics
>>25297763
They will probably age around the same time.
>>25295294
>>25295312
>>25295380
>>25295878
>>25296119
>>25296597
New guy here, if you want to take EqG as canon, the only way it makes sense is if the m6 are teens, otherwise you'd have this bizarre situation where
a) there's a huge age gap between Twilight and the rest of the group, which is highly unlikely due to the fact that they got their qt marks at the same time
b) Sunset was Celestia's student before Twilight, despite being younger than Twilight
c) there's a 20-30 year-old whose enrolled at a high school, and before you say GED, GED students are separated from the general population.
Basically, Sunset has to be younger than 18, but older than Twilight, who is about the same age as Rarity.
>>25297974
>Sunset has to be younger than 18, but older than Twilight
which is odd because they make it seem like she left equestria just 3-4 years prior to EqG.
theyll pull some time moves slower bullshit out of their ass to explain it i guess.
>>25297974
C, 21 Jump Street
>>25297894
Jim said that Spike age differently than ponies and implied that he may be a baby even longer than other characters.
>>25297974
There are already age discrepancies like with Celestia and Luna, so their human world counterparts can be younger.
>>25293201
Don't be such a baby
>>25297998
He also said he wanted to age Spike up.
>>25297974
C can work.
>>25297974
Not even director of thee FiM series think that EQG is canon or that they are teenagers.
You may as well toss examples from IDW comics and books to explain your age headcanon. Either way is shit. Just like Celestia Is not 1000 years as a principal, Twilight is not a teenager and Spike is not 4 month old like his puppy counterpart.
Just kill yourself and sage this thread.
>>25297974
They go thro a fucking portal that alters their species and time seems compressed, you really think it can't change their physical age? Also it's highschool, throw a adult back into highschool with a teenage body and they'd either have a breakdown or start acting like the other hormonal insane teens there
>>25297974
C, Twilight and Sunset could have been in their early 20s posing as high school students.
>>25297974
C makes a lot of sense.
>>25297974
C isn't even a bizarre answer.
>>25297974
There is no reason to assume that Sunset Shimmer may not be over 20.
>>25298046
Why do people even use EG as an example? It's just a spin off that doesn't make any sense.
>why are their skin color different
>why no one is shocked when witnessing magic
>why is it okay to accept magic without any deal or trying toresearch it (only Sunset who is a pony herself tried it!!)
>what happened to Luna and Celestia human version 100 years ago? Could Piny Celestia pass through a portal and become a principal before human Celestia was borned? Also that would imply that human Celestia had to have a lot more ancestors than Pony Celestia since she coudn't live for thousands of years
If its without logic, stop making logical conclusions about the FiM universe from it.
>>25298172
Maybe the humans just have fur everywhere.
Alright faggots, back to Sparity discussion
>>25298651
No. Give it up. Nothing good comes of this, and you're just interested in a shitty ship. Fuck away.
>>25298702
No, you fuck away shitlord, that's what this thread is about and take your shitty animu pics with you.
>>25298651
Crystal Clarity is cute.
>>25298651
Give up already faggot
Sparity will and should never happen
>>25298799
>Shitlord
I'm sorry, did I trigger you?
>>25298651
Not much to discuss. Anti-shippers will come up with arbitrary reasons to keep them separate, pro shippers will come up with arbitrary reasons to ship them. The show goes neither way and the biggest it ever got (and is likely to get) was with "Secret of my Excess".
That said I like it in general when they interact. Latest episode had some good examples of that (Spike running back to help up Rarity, f.ex.). It's cute, no matter which way you look at it.
>>25272243
So, uh, according to this they are only cousins by marriage, meaning not actually related genetically, therefore not incest. If they are related at all.
>>25299221
Yeah. Not much to discuss especially given Spike's reduced role this season.
>>25297712
Wrong, Faust said in the early 2010-11 days on her DA the mane 6 were young adults, Spike is about a teenager mentally with some childish quirks due to the way dragon's age
>>25294836
>depending on the episode
And that is the difference.
There is no single Spike episode where he doesn't fall into every category.
I'm not sure there isn't a single Spike moment where he doesn't fall into at least one.
Please, please, prove me wrong. I want to be wrong about this, I want for there to be a moment when Spike is on screen it it isn't immediately before, or immediately after he is shit.
>>25297974
If want want to take EqG as canon, Sparity makes even less sense because it is bestiality.
Hell even removing my smartass shitpost, Rarity is still in high school, and Spike is a fucking puppy.
If dog age is supposed to be an analog for dragon years, then him being a 'baby dragon' is the most legit answer
>>25299707
the cross-universe thing was a weak explanation. a dog lives like 20 years max, while his dragon self will live for thousands.
>>25299707
Not human world Rarity, but pony world Rarity.
The logic train is as follows
>Sunset is a teen -> Twi is a teen ->Rarity is a teen.
All characters originate from Pony World.
