>"By all means, Anonymous, enjoy yourself. It IS a party. I'll just be keeping an eye on your... behavior. My sister is here, after all."
Troubling that she thinks I'm a pedophile
Great! Especially since I brought all this beer and condoms.
My feet hurt
>>25222222
Wasted get
>>25222222
WITNESSED
>>25222222
I don't actually plan on looking in this thread. I'm just here to check those digits.
>>25222222
Partying too hard with those numbers anon.
>>25222222
WITNESSED!
>>25222222
witnessed get
mediocre response
>>25222222
Well, there goes the thread.
>>25222238
Well if I had known I'd say Sunset is best Human
>>25222313
All is forgiven.
>>25222222
CHEEEEEECKED
>>25222222
check'd
>"Gets? What in the world is that? ...Are you mocking me, Anonymous? Well, mock all you want. It only serves to prove that you are not mature enough to be trusted alone in a room full of girls!"
>>25222288
your damned right blood bag
>>25222222
Well you can't just lie with a get like that
>>25222195
Does her hair still smell really clean?
>>25222455
Only one way to find out.
>>25222222
Those get confirmed that anon want to go balls deep with Sweetie belle
>>25222488
More?
>>25222576
here the whole comic
http://pbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=after_classes
>>25222744
>PoniBooru
>>25222784
Derpibooru don't allow lolicon
SERIOUSLY!
Another Gets/Check Digits thread on MLP!
We are VALHALLA!
>>25222488
Good taste
>>25223304
AHHHHHHHH
>>25222232
kekked
>>25224249
>she's lying, I'm eighteen
Kek'd
Those numbers inspired me to save you.
>>25222446
>that shining pointer finger
Please tell me [s4s] makes this their new team anthem.
>>25227022 (Dubs)
That would be a fitting anthem for 2nd best board
>>25222784
They have less morals than derpi. You deserve that fedora.
>>25225574
Rarity is blocking her cock, of course she'll lie!
>>25224249
perfect
>>25222195
>Get Rarity drunk
>She agrees to get Sweetie drunk
>Problems solved
>>25222222
HEX!
ITS A HEX!!
EVERYBODY PRAISE THE HEX!
>>25222195
Ok, can I give you a sensual foot massage?
>>25229465
>rara's feet
>>25229489
Rara and Flutters would have the nicest feet.
>>25229511
Fluttershy would smell of Lavender and/or Roses, because Fluttershy looks to smell calm and nice like Roses and Lavender.
Rarity would smell like Lilac.
>>25224249
My sides didn't have to hurt like this
>>25229553
Aww that's too bad, fluttershy pratically lives with animals, she probably smells like them too.
>>25229511
That's a neat headcanonbut I actually like to think Rarity and Dash have the nicest feet.
>>25229793
>implying that she couldn't be very very hygienic, and smell fantastic.
>>25229813
Have you all seen her bathroom?Fluttershy smells fine.
>>25229826
>>25229813 here that's what I was saying
>>25229826
you see that steam?
that's the steam of a very nice smelling clean pony.
and a qt in that towel.
>>25222195
Aye aye, element of buzz kills.
>>25224249
Is the anon who wrote this greentext here? If so, please continue the story and use a tripcode.
I really like this story.
>>25224249
is there more of this?
>>25231160
It was fine as it was. No need to drag something out.
>>25231875
No it wasn't. Are you blind? If anything, it was left in a hangover. It needs to continue.please? ;_;
>>25231917
Wrong tree sorry. I just think it's fine as it is.
>>25222744
muh dick
>>25231986
Are you the OP of the greentext?
>>25231917
The joke is closed on the little green, if you want another wish Sweetie tryin to be awrkwardly sexy around anon and making him drunk while Rarity thinks its all his fault while its a cooperative play, go write it yerself.
>>25232304
No.
>>25231160
Hey, I'm the guy who wrote that post. I'm glad that you liked it, but I don't think I would be able to do much with a continuation. (especially since I'm working on other greens right now)
If anyone is interested in expanding it into a longer green, feel free. I'd love to read it.
>>25232563
Nah its cool, I think it is good as it is.
>>25232586
No it isn't. Someone continue this anon's story please.
>>25224249
>>25232563
I like it being a single post that ends right after the reveal, but a different green could borrow the scenario (sweetie lusting after anon who is being harassed by rarity) and do its own thing with it
For delicious lewd results
>>25232826
Sheesh anon, why you want a history about anon and a twelve years old, shenanigans?
>>25222265
>>25222278
>>25222283
>>25222323
Of course Mad Floppers are ponycucks.
>>25232975
and? what's wrong with that?
>>25232957
It's just an interesting story to read. That's all.
>>25233111
trips!
>>25233111
Shenanigans them. At least it isnt because you want young sweetie in you lap. It seems this board is filling with lolicon these days.
>>25233174
maybe because of the Japanese FiM?
>>25233239
I dont think so, but it has been a explosion of underage histories these days.
>>25233304
hrmm.
Haven't really noticed.
>>25222222
Witnessed
>>25234664
>Lego landers
>>25224249
>"Hi, sir!"
>you cringe
>"H-Hey sir...I'd like to introduce you to my friends."
>she grabs your hand
"I, uh, s-sorry, I'm sort of..."
>she drags you along as you trail off
>Rarity is staring daggers at you
"Look, Sweetie Belle, I am REALLY sorry about-"
>"It's okay, sir!"
"No. No, it's not. It's not okay. Not at all."
>"Does my hair smell good, sir?"
"Oh God..."
>"I took a really long, hot bath. I cleaned myself all over."
>you wince at her attempt at a seductive voice
>"Like...I cleaned my...thing."
"Jesus Christ, Sweetie!"
>"It's really clean."
>you look back at Rarity
>she says something to Applejack and points at you
>Applejack looks at you and shakes her head in disapproval
"Hey, Sweetie Belle, I think your sister wants to-"
>"APPLE BLOOM! SCOOTALOO! MEET MY NEW BOYFRIEND!"
>>25229804
Dash? You kiddin'? They'd be awful. Also, Scoot feet while on the topic.
>>25235308
heh. I'm interested. continue.
>>25235308
keep going
>>25235308
OMG YES!! CONTINUE PLEASE!!
>>25235308
Anon's gonna get beaten up, I know it.
>>25235308
OH BOY! DIS GUN BE GUD!
bump for shenanigans.
>>25235308
bumping for anon to continue the story.
>>25237158
Need story.
double bump
>>25235308
>"Applejack, dahling--"
"Sigh... what is it now, Raridee?"
>"How come you neverclean your thingfor me?"
"Celestia's cellulites, sugarcube. What the hay's gotten into you?"
>"Hmph. Not you, apparently."
>>25235308
>"Uh, ain't he a little old?"
>goddamnit
>"Did you do it yet?"
>goddamnit
>you look back
>Rainbow Dash giving you a disgusted look as Rarity points in your direction
>goddamnit
>"No, but he touched me...down there..."
>they giggle
>goddamnit
"Oh, hey, your sister's waving me over...HEY, RARITY!"
>you wave to Rarity
>she just crosses her arms
"I think she needs me for something, girls! I better-"
>"Forget Rarity, sir. She's a..."
>Sweetie Belle's voice drops to a whisper
>"Bitch!"
"T-This...this is important, I better just go-"
>"Wait here, sir. I'll get us some refreshments."
>Sweetie Belle runs off
>Apple Bloom and Scootaloo are looking at you with huge grins
>"Did ya stick in her mouth?"
"No!"
>"Did you play with her butt?"
"Jesus, Scootaloo! No! I...I was drunk! I thought she was, I dunno, short or something! Like midgets and shit!"
>"Here you go, sir!"
>Sweetie Belle holds out a drink in a plastic cup
>>25237511
>>"Forget Rarity, sir. She's a..."
>>Sweetie Belle's voice drops to a whisper
>>"Bitch!"
Shit, this is good! Keep it up, please!Do you have any other stories I can check out? I'mloving your sense of humor.
>>25237511
"Sweetie...is that an age-approriate drink?"
>she just smiles
>you cautiously take the cup
"Oh, it's just punch. You had me worried."
>you take a sip
>this is not an age-approriate drink
"Sweetie, someone spiked the punch. Don't-"
>Sweetie's chugging her drink
"Sweetie! Don't drink that!"
>you want to grab Sweetie and make her stop drinking but you don't Rarity to think you're trying anything
"S-S-Stop that!"
>you wag finger at her
"Y-You shouldn't do that! You're too young!"
>"I'm eighteen."
"No, you're not! Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, can you-"
>Apple Bloom and Scootaloo are gone
"Oh, hey, your friends are gone! Maybe you should go look for them!
>"Or, uh, maybe we go up to my room, sir?"
"B-But the party's down here. You don't want to miss the party, right?"
>"Well...there's...there's a party...in my thing."
"Sweetie, I really think we'd both be happier if we-"
>"MAKE ME A WOMAN!"
"NO!"
>"I'M EIGHTEEN!"
>Sweetie steals your drink and starting chugging it down
"Fuck! Shit! Goddamn son of a bitch!"
>you here a gasp
>Twilight is standing right next to you
"Twilight, can you help me out here? The punch is spiked, and-"
>"Not only are you using foul language in front of Sweetie Belle, but you're just standing there and letting her drink spiked punch?"
>Twilight swipes the now empty cup from Sweetie's hands
>"I'm telling Rarity about this."
>"Rarity's a BITCH, right, sir?"
>she's already getting drunk
>"Rarity's a BITCH and...and she likes sucking on boy's THINGS!"
>Twilight storms away
>"Tell her...hey! Hey, Twilight! tell to her quit sucking on so many things!"
>god fucking damnit
>>25237744
I am monitoring this thread. Keep the story alive!
>>25237511
>"Jesus, Scootaloo! No! I...I was drunk! I thought she was, I dunno, short or something! Like midgets and shit!"
my fucking sides
>>25233174
>nobody responded calling this one out on being a fucking faggot
>>25237744
>>25237511
>>25235308
absolutely glorious Anon, more?
>>25237744
>Sweetie Belle is tugging on your arm
>"Come on, sir! Let's go to my room! To infinity and...stuff!"
>you notice people dancing
>you get an idea
"H-Hey! Let's dance first! Want to dance with your boyfriend?"
>"Yeah, let's dance! And then, uh, then...we become women."
"And then we become women, yes."
>you think she's just going to tire herself out and she'll fall asleep when she take you to her room
>what actually happens is she rubs her ass against you
>"I'm eighteen!"
"Yeah...you're eighteen..."
>"She's not eighteen."
>Fluttershy was apparently within earshot
>"She's twelve, Anon."
"I know."
>"Oh my..."
"Okay, see, the punch was spiked-"
>"Please don't act on your urges."
"WHAT?!"
>"I understand that you can't control what you feel..."
"No! No, no, no! There's nothing to control! I don't want to bang Sweetie Belle!"
>Fluttershy looks down at Sweetie Belle, who now humping your leg
"I kind of hit on her at that last party- OH, GODDAMNIT!"
>"You aren't grooming her, are you?"
"I am not fucking grooming anyone, Fluttershy!"
>"Sir thinks I smell really clean!"
>Fluttershy holds your hand and spends the next few minutes talking about safe ways to satisfy your non-existent urges as Sweetie Belle grinds against you
>>25238097
my sides are gone
GONE
>>25238097
>"And then we become women, yes."
>>25238097
I fucking love this story.
>>25238097
please tell me you have a pastebin. I fucking love your humor.
>>25238097
we're gonna bang her though right?
right? i have this thing to take care of here
This story is so cringey.
>>25238992
autism speaks
>>25239008
Well, yeah. The fact Anon just stutters and makes the situation worse instead of just walking away is pretty autistic.
>>25238097
Liking this
>>25239012
It takes a brave man to walk away from a bad situation (or one who doesn't care). Anon is a teenager.
>>25238992
that's the point.
>>25222222
BEHOLD
>>25235308
>"APPLE BLOOM! SCOOTALOO! MEET MY NEW BOYFRIEND!"
O!
>>25237511
>"Did ya stick in her mouth?"
>"No!"
>"Did you play with her butt?"
Aaa?!
>>25237744
>"MAKE ME A WOMAN!"
>"NO!"
>"I'M EIGHTEEN!"
AAA!
>"Rarity's a BITCH and...and she likes sucking on boy's THINGS!"
>Twilight storms away
>"Tell her...hey! Hey, Twilight! tell to her quit sucking on so many things!"
AHAHAHAA
>>25238097
>"Yeah, let's dance! And then, uh, then...we become women."
>"And then we become women, yes."
All of my keks are spent for this.
>Fluttershy holds your hand and spends the next few minutes talking about safe ways to satisfy your non-existent urges as Sweetie Belle grinds against you
You're fuckingly good.
MOAR
>>25239982
I'm honestly crying I'm laughing so hard.
My sides to you, good sir.
>>25238097
oh goodness
its hilarious but that fluttershy is adorable
>>25240350
is there ever a moment when she's NOT adorable?
>>25240366
checked
and not a single moment, ever.
>>25222195
sorry about your thread, OP
I'm sure it would have been fun
>>25235308
"Oh God, I'm gonna die"
>>25238097
Hah, I want to hear Fluttershy's explanation for how Anon and Sweetie Belle can satisfy their urges appropriately.
>>25241953
By having lots and lots of phone sex. that way, no one gets pregnant, or defiled.
>>25235308
>>25237511
>>25237744
>>25238097
Has someone with better skills than I screen capped these?
>>25238097
So . . . you gonna carry on?
![John-Travolta-pulp-fiction-8899823-307-369[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gwnpmb1.jpg "John-Travolta-pulp-fiction-8899823-307-369[1]")
>>25241762
>>25243197
No.
>>25243317
Troll. There'll be more.
>>25244960
I'll wait with you guys
>>25239982
Hey Fapman you forgot your trip
>>25244960
>le troll XDDDD
faggot.
>>25245461
the word 'le' wasn't used at all in his post.
nor was the emoticon 'XD'
it was true, he was not the writer of the story.
but he was stating the obvious, something that only an idiot wouldn't know.
so he is a faggot for being captain obvious.
>>25245553
Yep. And you're a faggot for being such a sperg holy shit.
>>25245576
That I am.
but at least you know how to call out faggotry better.
Fuck you rarity just because when I drink I get out of control doesn't mean you have to babysit me.
I can down a bottle of everclear before I start hallucinating.
>>25246000
>hours later Anon is smashed talking to a plant.
>he knows it's a plant, but he thinks it's reactions are funny.
>the printer dings
>the then proceeds to hand out printed copies of mein kampf to everyone at the party.
>rarity has to hold him down till he falls asleep.
"But wrrrawity i cant sheep with of a orgaysam"
>proceeds to try and jack off at the party.
>realizes hes in the main room so he rolls to a side room.
>can't get the belt off.
>rarity and sweetie are watching in pity.
>>25233174
>these days
Get out. Get the fuck out! I don't care where you go, as long as it isn't here!
>>25246084
why so mad at anon fam?
>>25245181
Please for the love of god don't remind him.
>>25222195
>Be Anon
>Get all dressed up for some swanky party that Pinkie is throwing
>Arrive a little late, you don't want to be the first person there
>You are in luck, you can see the party is already beginning to form from outside
>Dodged that bullet
>Walk in the doors and start looking around, when suddenly you are yanked to the side
"Woah, hey! This is a fresh suit-"
>"It looks tacky and cheap." Rarity says pointedly
"Well, still, that doesn't give you the right to just yank me around. Unless, you're into that."
>She recoils in visible disgust
>"Eww. What is wrong with you?"
>You don't know what to say to that.
>"Anyways, what are you doing here?" She inquired harshly.
"Pinkie invited me"
>You hold out the heavily folded piece of paper.
>She snatches it away from you and quickly verifies it
>"Whatever." She mumbles and hands the paper back, "just watch yourself. I have my eyes on you."
"Thanks, but I don't think we're compatible..."
>"Gross! No, my kid sister and her friends are here. Given the disgusting things you've pulled, I'm going to make sure you watch your step. So, have fun, it's a party. But touch a hair on my sister's head or her friends' and... well, I'm not quite sure what I will do."
"But I did-"
>You start to protest, but she's already left
>Probably to go discuss your presence with her friends
>You did nothing wrong!
>The time you walked in on Sweetie Belle showering was because Scootaloo said the bathroom was free.
>That time that Rarity found Sweetie Belle's training bra in your bag, you have no idea how that go there
>The time you woke up in Sweetie's bed, you distinctly remember getting very drunk at Rarity's house party and Sweetie let you crash there
>You have no idea why she was cuddling you
>or why she was naked
>or why you were naked
>You are a victim of circumstantial evidence
>>25246470
Good post. Have a gif.
>>25238097
>>25246470
Continue plshandsomes~
>>25238097
>fluttershy holds your hand
Man, that's way to sexual
>>25241708
damn, how did you foresee the frogs?
>>25246774
>Man, that's way too sexual
fucking casul where the hell do you think you are?
>>25246470
>Suddenly!
>You are already sick of this
>There is another pull on your arm
>You look down to see a green-eyed girl clinging to your arm
>"Hello, Nonny!"
"He-Hey, Sweetie. How are you?"
>You say as you delicately extricate your arm from her grasp
>"So, much better since you got here. It's been soooo boring!"
"Oh? Aren't your friends here?"
>"Yeah, but they ran off somewhere. I can't find them."
"Do you want me to help you look for them?"
>You may have well turned water into wine because she goes over the damn moon
>"You mean it!? Yay! Let's go! Let's go!"
>She's pulling on your arm and you're getting a little worried about your suit
>Sweetie begins by searching underneath the food tables for her friends
>You watch as she fruitlessly searched
>She was gonna get her dress dirty getting on her hands and knees like that.
>Then you waited as she checked the bathrooms, even though she said it was fine for you to go in too
>You had to put your foot down.
>After about a minute she came back out
>She sighed heavily
“Aww, don’t worry. I’m sure they’ll turn up sooner or later.”
>”Yeah, it’s just they were the only people I really know at this party.”
>This seemed to be mostly her sister’s pack of friends.
>It wouldn’t really be that fun for Sweetie.
>You were kind of hoping you could talk to one of the girls here, but that didn’t seem like it was going to happen.
>Not the worst thing in the world, Rarity had probably already ruined any chance of that with her BASELESS accusations.
>You might as well hang out with Sweetie Belle, she was pretty cool for a kid, and it pissed off Rarity, which was a plus right now.
>Sweetie Belle left and got you both some snacks; little cheeses, crackers, shrimp, you know that kind of stuff
>You happily ate it and asked her about how school was
>All she wanted to talk about was her birthday that was coming up, number 14
>Eh, kids, they always want to prove how grown-up they are, when they should enjoy being young
>>25222195
M'Lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA
>>25247076
>You were about to suggest giving it another go to find her friends when her phone goes off
>She looks at it quickly before grabbing you again
>Sweetie Bell leads you out to the backroom and then up a staircase, all without letting go of your sleeve
>This seems like an odd way to look for her friends, you think to yourself
>Sweetie then comes to a door that exclaims "Employees Only"
>She slowly opens it, peers out before throwing the door open and you both walk out into the crisp autumn air
>It’s a terrace on top of the venue, it probably was used at some point but is now a smoking/break area for the staff
“Do you think your friends are up here?”
>She stops for a second before answering
>”Maybe, I think I heard Scootaloo saying how cool it was up here. Rainbow Dash told her about it.”
“Ah, good idea!”
>She giggles and goes back to clinging to your arm
>”Isn’t it beautiful out?”
“Yeah, it’s almost a shame to be cooped up in there, now that I think about it.”
>”It’s a little cold though…”
“Oh, you’re right. Here.”
>You removed her grip so you could take off your suit jacket and handed it to her
>She takes it and wraps it around her shoulders, she seems a little disappointed though
>Probably because her friends aren’t up here…
“Maybe they’re downstairs.”
>A whistle rang out from the alleyway
>”Hey!”
>What was that?
>”We’re up here!” Sweetie Belle yelled over the railing.
>”Alright, we’ll be up in no time flat!”
“Wait, what’s going on here?”
>”I dunno…” Sweetie Belle says sheepishly as she kicks dirt with her shoes, little 3” heels. “We just wanted to hang out.”
>Oh, good. You’re glad that you don’t have to go find them now, you can keep enjoying the view.
“Okay, that’s fine.”
>Rarity’s warning earlier seems miles away, besides as long as you kept your wits about you, what could go wrong?
>”I got alcohol!” Scootaloo shouts as she bursts on to the roof.
>Oh.
>>25247076
I request shenanigans with rarity thinking something's up but then it turns out they were doing harmless shit like monopoly.
bonus points if rares blows a fuse by the end.
polite sage
>>25247123
oh snap, it's happening.
>>25247147
no kill urself
>>25247229
>being this much of a faggit
Don't you 404 on me yet
Come on write faster damnit, also bump
>>25238097
>Fluttershy leaves
>is likely going to tell everyone you're a pedophile
>"S-Sir...I don't feel so good..."
>Sweetie Belle's head is at crotch level
"Get to the ba-"
>Sweetie Belle throws up
>on your crotch
>"S-Sorry, sir."
"It's okay. Maybe you should go-"
>she takes your hand and leads you into the bathroom
"Do...do you need help cleaning up?"
>she wets a washcloth and starts rubbing your crotch in a completely non-sexual sort of way
"That's okay! I can-"
>you hear the door opening
"SHE THREW UP ON ME!"
>"Hey, Sweetie's boyfriend!"
>it's Apple Bloom
>she's drinking spiked punch
>"Don't tell my sister this, but...what flavor is this?"
"It's alcohol."
>"I think I like alcohol more than apples!"
"You shouldn't be drinking that."
>"Ah, y'all are just like my sister! Your an APPLE NAZI!"
"I mean-"
>Apple Bloom does Nazi salute
>"HAIL THE APPLE DICTATOR! CAN'T LIKE NO OTHER FRUIT THIS HERE HOUSEHOLD!"
"Alcohol isn't a fruit, Apple Bloom!"
>"JUST LIKE PEARS, RIGHT?!"
"And where's Scootaloo?"
>"CHECK OUT MY TITS!"
>Scootaloo jumps out and sticks out her chest
>she's stuck balloons up her shirt
>"HEY! HEY! LOOK AT MY TITS!"
>she's screaming loud enough that people nearby can hear
>people can see Sweetie Belle still wiping you off
>someone takes out there phone and presumably starts calling the police
"I'M CLEAN, SWEETIE! I'M CLEAN!"
>"I'm really clean!"
"Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, can you help me get..."
>Apple Bloom is too busy going on her "Apple Nazi" rant
>Scootaloo is too busy showing off her boobloons
>you pick up Sweetie Belle and leave the bathroom
>you look at Rarity
>she looks livid
"I'M TAKING YOUR LITTLE SISTER UP TO HER ROOM. I'M NOT GOING TO MOLEST HER."
>the music suddenly stops
>everyone goes quiet
>there's an uncomfortable silence as you carry Sweetie Belle back to her room
>>25247366
>JUST LIKE PEARS, RIGHT?!
>HEY! HEY! LOOK AT MY TITS!
>>25247366
oh my fucking god i'm dying
>>25247076
>>You may have well turned water into wine because she goes over the damn moon
Smooth as fucking ice anon, you are one slick fella. I like your style. For the sake every man on earth please keep writing all your life
>>25247366
>"I'M TAKING YOUR LITTLE SISTER UP TO HER ROOM. I'M NOT GOING TO MOLEST HER."
So much kek.
>>25247366
God damn this shit is fucking amazing.
>>25235353
she spends 99% of the time jumping on clouds and flying.
>>25247366
>"Alcohol isn't a fruit, Apple Bloom!"
>>"JUST LIKE PEARS, RIGHT?!"
my sides
>12
>in high school
you couldn't have gone with 15?
>>25247666
maybe she started early? her birthday is late?
>>25247666
>666
Evil Trips!
also, they could have one of those combined schools...like 6-12 is one school.
>>25247700
American school system has 13 grades, K-12, starting generally at age 5 and ending roughly at age 18. A child who was 12 would be in 6th grade, middle school. High school is 9-12.
Do not molest innocent little sweetie belle, you perverts
>>25247712
I literally grew up in the boonies and I've never heard of such a thing.
>Carlos is pony wiafu
>wat do?
>>25247752
They exist.
not much anymore though.
>>25247750
"molest" comes from the Latin "molestare", and literally means "to bother".
She ain't the one gettin' molested, chump.
>>25247831
I dunno Anon the sweetie in this story is pretty hot and bothered.
>>25247366
>you dump Sweetie Belle on her bed
>you think about what your new name should be when you leave town to start a new life
>you notice the door knob isn't turning
>"My door knob needs to be fixed, so don't close the door all the way."
>the door won't open
>"But, um, h-hey, while you're hear, why don't we...do it?"
>the door still won't open
>"Yeah, I'm...I'm really good at doing it. I got a bunch of ribbons for doing it...in doing it contests."
>she points to a collection of ribbons on the wall that have nothing to do with excellence in having sexual intercourse
>"And, um, my boobiess are going to come in any second now."
>you immediately turn back around when she starts taking off her dress
>"See? I have a training bra. But, like, it's a really big training bra."
>you don't look at her "really big" training bra
>"Yeah, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are always like 'Sweetie Belle, we're so jealous of your boobies and really clean smell! You must have a million boyfriends!'"
"S-Sweetie Belle..."
>"Yes, sir?"
"Could you put your dress back on?"
>"Okay."
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>"ANON! WHAT'S GOING IN THERE?!"
>it's Rarity
>she doesn't sound entirely convinced by your announcement that you aren't going to molest her little sister
"The door knob's broken, but don't worry! We're both fully cl- OH GOD!"
>Sweetie Belle is not fully clothed
"You said you were going to put your dress on!"
>"I lost it."
>you see her dress peeking out from under her bed
>you also see she's sitting there in her underwear
>"So...make your self comfortable, sir."
>"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN THERE?!"
"NOTHING! EVERYTHING'S FINE! WE'RE ALL WEARING CLOTHES IN HERE!"
>"No, we're not!"
>Sweetie Belle begins slipping off her panties
"IN FACT, SWEETIE JUST PUT ON MORE CLOTHES!"
>she starts walking over to you with her underwear around her ankles
"I THINK I'LL PUT ON SOME MORE CLOTHES, TOO!"
>you back into a corner as Sweetie Belle slowly approaches you
>"Smell me, sir! I'm really clean!"
>>25248059
And then Anon defenestrated himself.
>>25248090
I think anon probably culminated himself given how awkward he's been so far.
>>25248059
>>"And, um, my boobiess are going to come in any second now."
Oh fuck
>>25248059
i'd like to let you know that i'm actually physically hurting from laughing so hard in real life
well done faggotNEVER STOP WRITING
>>25248108
well duh
pedophile accusations are practically impossible to defend against
id freak the fuck out if i was him too
this is a glorious thread
>>25248059
>"IN FACT, SWEETIE JUST PUT ON MORE CLOTHES!"
Oh fuck. I'm glad someone took up the offer now.
I NEED MOAR OF THIS!!! KEEP WRITING DAMMIT!!!!
>>25248927
Pagu eighto bumpu
>>25246366
Ok: 3
>>25222744
Well that was my first clop, I'm not sure if I should be concerned or not
>>25249588
No, now just accept it as part of who you are.
>>25248059
I'm glad I actually stopped by one of these greentext story threads for once to read this. This story is fucking hilarious gold. You, sir, are an awesome writer. Top fuckin' kek.
>>25248059
Holy shit make a pastebin if you don't already have one
>>25248059
Eagerly awaiting more
>>25246487
Can I have the source of this gif?
For
Academic
Purposes.
Bumparoni
>>25249694
I second this, this is fantastic.
More!
Oh my god, this fucking story is glorious!
Bumperino!
>>25222222
WITNESSED!!!!!
>>25255555
W I T N E S S E D
I
T
N
E
S
S
E
D
>>25255555
WITNESSED!
>>25255555
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>25222222
>>25255555
Entirely too many quints.
>>25222222
>>25255555
MOTHER OF GOD
what magic did I accidentally activate when I made this thread? I just wanted more anon, rarity and sweetie green
>>25222222
>>25255555
What is happening?!
>>25256205
I don't know, but its some pretty powerful shit.
>>25255555
Thread picked up
>>25257000
Dem trips don't lie!
>>25255770
>>25257027
On the subject of Gets:
All possible Gets that can be obtained on /mlp/, in increasing rarity, are:
Dubs
Trips
Quads
Quints
Hexs
Septs
Octs
Fun fact: in all of /mlp/'s history, there have only ever been 2 Oct Gets. 11111111 and 22222222.
>>25257541
>Fun fact: in all of /mlp/'s history, there have only ever been 2 Oct Gets. 11111111 and 22222222
nicholascage.png
>>25257541
actually 4chan was down during 11111111, so there's only been 1 oct on /mlp/
>>25257541
>Rarity
heh.
>>25258616
Welp. I know what I'M going for when the newt 'un comes around.
>>25258663
>newt
Next. Cocaine is a hell of a drug, kids.
>>25258672
Newt Gingrich?
I am sad no more greentext has arisen lately. It was good while it lasted.
>>25259674
Have faith anon.
the green will come in time
>>25248059
>"And, um, my boobiess are going to come in any second now."
>>25248059
>"NOTHING! EVERYTHING'S FINE! WE'RE ALL WEARING CLOTHES IN HERE!"
>"No, we're not!"
>Sweetie Belle begins slipping off her panties
>"IN FACT, SWEETIE JUST PUT ON MORE CLOTHES!"
PLATINUM KEK
Bamp
Bump
Writefag needs to keep going. Anon trying to do good, but a drunk Sweetie trying to bang him while Rara wants his balls removed and his head on a pike is pure gold.
>>25262999
Trips of approval
>>25263199
Dubs of approval approval.
What the fuck is happening? We need a writefag to continue this shit.
Bomp
>>25255555
WITNESSED
Page 8 ? Not on my watch
Come on writefag, we want moar !
>>25264609
Ur our hero
>Memories broken
>Truth goes unspoken
>I've even forgotten my name!
WHERE IS THE FUCKING WRITEFAG DAMN IT
>>25248059
I love this, please come back and continue.
Also give us your Pastebin, if you have one. If not, make one.
Bomp
Nobody wants to try to continue? Must be the combination of EqG and anon not wanting to get his dick wet.
Write fags we need you.Also bump
>>25222744
Fuck you m8 thats fukin gross.
I couldn't half fukin comic u chubby wanker
Also bump
Different writefag. I have an idea for a bit of lewd involving Anon, Fluttershy and her misunderstanding about his... preferences, inspired by the above greens, if anyone wants to read that.
>>25268810
Yes.
>>25268810
can't wait
>>25268810
Do the thing.
>>25268810
Do it. We need green.
>>25248059
>you crawl around the room, trying to avoid Sweetie Belle and her exposed genitalia
>"ANON!"
>you heard Rarity's voice coming from outside
>"I FOUND A LADDER AND I SWEAR, IF EITHER OF YOU IS IN ANY STATE OF UNDRESS-"
>"WE'RE FINE!"
>Sweetie Belle, underwear still around her ankles, makes her way to the window
>"GO AWAY!"
>"Oh my- SWEETIE BELLE, WHAT DID ANON DO TO YOU?!"
>"NOTHING! GO AWAY SO WE CAN DO IT!"
>"YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING!"
>"QUIET TRYING TO WEINER BLOCK ME!"
>you quietly slip inside the closet to hide from the half-naked prepubescent girl
>"SWEETIE BELLE, YOU WILL PUT YOUR CLOTHES THIS INSTANT!"
>"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND YOU'RE SHY TO TALK TO APPLEJACK!"
>"WHA- I- THAT'S IT! WHEN I GET UP THERE, I AM...I AM GIVING YOU THE SPANKING OF A LIFETIME!"
>"Sir! Where are you, sir? Please save me from my mean sister, WHO WANTS TO HUG AND KISS APPLEJACK!"
>"I want no such thi- GOODNESS GRACIOUS, PULL UP YOUR- OH LORD!"
>you peek
>Sweetie Belle is throwing the contents of her underwear drawer at Rarity
>"YOU ARE SUCH A LEWD CHILD!"
>"AND YOU'RE A WEINER BLOCKER!"
>Rarity is away from the ladder, trying to dodge her sister's panties
>you might be able to escape if you're quick enough
>"SIR!"
>Sweetie grins widely as she notices you
>"ANON!"
>Rarity grows flushed with anger as she notices you
>both girls are closing in
>you reach into your pockets
"BACK, SUCCUBUS!"
>you throw spaghetti in their faces and run
>you forget about the ladder in your panic and jump from the second story window
>spaghetti flies from your pockets
>you tumble across the lawn
>you're sore
>you're covered in spaghetti
>everyone thinks your a pedophile
>"Hey, Nonny!"
>you look up to see Pinkie Pie
>"Sorry I'm late! Did I miss anything?"
Bumping for more green
youthful bump
>>25269926
Oh lord. What is Anon gonna do now?
>>25269926
>throws spaghetti
my fucking sides.
>>25271948
everything
>>25271948
He needs to run probably.
>>25269926
Is this is the same anon? Because it feels like the same anon.
>inb4 General
>>25269926
What ever happened to sweetie lewd? It was a thing for awhile and then suddenly it was no longer a thing.
>>25222222
I was here for this moment
>>25272944
Why haven't you been for this >>25255555
>>25269926
WHY IS SHE SO LEWD
bumpity
>>25269926
POCKET SPAGHETTI
Surely writefag will return.
>>25275089
Maybe
Page 8 bump
>>25239982
What are you, Fapman?
I seriously hope you guys cap this. Also bump
Bumpity bumpatoo boo
I'm panicking. where are you, writefag? we love and miss you. please come back to us...
>>25277071
Yes.
>>25280980
This.
>>25281130
So Fapman, what's the deal with sentence-by-sentence commenting?
>>25281187
It was a very funny (at least for me) way to show writefags I read where they pleased or annoyed me the most.They were mostly about me fapping to their stories.
>>25281187
I hope I haven't hurt anyone...
Anyway, I stopped doing that some time ago. Now I only lurk.
>>25281262
Eh, it's more of just a bit annoying than anything else, having to scroll through a highlights reel of what you've just read.
Page 9? The fuck is this bullshit? Bumping for delicious green.
>10
>>25222222
Holy fuck,dat GET.
Don't know if writefag will come back, so this should be capped. Bumping in hopes that he will return
>>25249588
You should be concerned becasue it's not even half as good as other clop made. Just go here and look at all you want http://derpiboo.ru/
Did someone screen cap this story yet?
>>25222222
>>25222244
>>25222288
>>25222455
>>25222488
>>25222744
>>25224244
>>25227022
>>25229344
>>25229455
>>25229511
>>25233111
>>25233288
>>25235788
>>25237433
>>25237511
>>25237744
>>25240366
>>25241666
>>25246000
>>25246077
>>25246366
>>25247366
>>25247666
>>25247700
>>25249400
>>25249588
>>25250899
>>25252177
>>25255555
>>25255722
>>25257000
>>25259300
>>25262199
>>25262244
>>25262999
>>25263199
>>25266199
>>25267288
>>25272833
>>25272944
>>25279966
unholy FUK the amount of GETS in this thread
>>25287631
bumping for more gets
>10
>>25287631
But gets are just a myth.
ITT: Glorious green from writefag, and 200 posts of bumps and another hundred for hex get
>>25280980
I can't believe writefag is fucking dead.
>>25287631
42 gets out of 318 posts. Impressive.
Fuck, what should the title of this story be called guys? I need a name for a reading.
>>25290858
the succubus and the prude
>>25290858
Anon Goes to Jail
>>25290864
I like it.
>>25290887
Hue.
Keep this thread alive for a few more hours anons, I'll be back a little later. Hopefully this faggot returns to finish his story.
>>25290935
we all hope so.This thread is like 90% bumps for writefag. I wonder if he even knows that we are still waiting for him
>>25291417
Bumping for writefag
I capped the green, but it's my first time ever capping. I will work on editing it tomorrow. Keep this thread alive till then, not like we've already been keeping it alive for a week already just so he can return
>>25222195
>that feel when most anons (myself included) would likely just kind of go wall-flower mode and knock Rares out from sheer boredom
>And then the real fun begins!
>>25222222
she might also be talking about an anon's equally likely tendency to
>use inappropriate language
>be a sore winner/loser in games
>attempt to sway Sweetie Belle to Socialism. Again.
>>25292867
>attempt to sway Sweetie Belle to Socialism. Again.
It's not my fault - I thought she said Cutie Marx Crusader!
>>25292867
>attempt to sway Sweetie Belle to Socialism. Again.
Why would you poison the minds of the youth anon?
>>25292867
>attempt to sway Sweetie Belle to Socialism. Again.
> sway to socialism
> socialism
>Again
>>25292867
>attempt to sway Sweetie Belle to Socialism. Again.
>Again
You mean she didn't convert the first time?
>>25222398
>...alone in a room full of girls!
Seems like kind of a contradiction
>>25229793
...yes, and?
>>25232957
Been done a few times. Check out http://pastebin.com/Yy30Jrep ; it's one of my favorites.
FAG! COME BACK! FEG! WE NEED MRE COZY GREEN!
>>25295479
Yes
>>25295604
He's the writefag /mlp/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Oh who am I kidding, WRITEFAG COME BACK, WE NEED YOU!
Come on anon, at least communicate with the thread, let us know if you're going to continue or not. Pussy.
>>25296256
Woah, easy dude! You wouldn't want to puss him off and make him not continue. Pls no bully next time
>>25296278
Twilight Sparkle is a shit waifu.
The way she always calls him sir is adorable.
why /mlp/ is now/gets/?
why rarara thinks I pedo?
why no more vodka my friend?
why gets?
why writefags won't cumback?
will you witness me?
will I be a super sayan?
why am I on /mlp/
why am I writing like that?
why real horse is best pone?
why is neal a raptard?
what does the raptard screech sounds like?
why???
>>25297650
Fucking Neal...
did I do good? First time ever cappingpls no bully
>>25297752haypil
>>25297752
why?
you work as an IT?
why am i there?
why gets thread on/mlp/?
will you witness me?
>>25297829
Yes.
>>25297650
Boy, let me tell you about memes.
Have you seen the picture of a talking dog speaking to the phone and saying "Yes, this is dog"? That was so funny that i used to laugh all day. Then, there was Pepe...
>>25297829
Exactly what I was going to do, you just saved me about 10 minutes of work, thanks anon!
>>25297950
I wanted to do a cap for once. It actually took me come time to do. I aim to please.
Yall want some green?
>>25298113
Yes
>>25298113
pls
>>25298134
Okay. Let me finish my soup, take a piss, and get high.
P.S Don't forget to bring a towel.
Bear with me I'm sick and high.
>>25298113
gibe
>>25269926
>You try to get up but slip on pasta sauce
>You grab Pinkie's hand on the way down
>Spaghetti and pasta sauce pouring out of your pockets on the way down.
>Pinkie lands on you causing even more pasta to ooze from your pockets
>You push her off and manage to get to your feet
>You run down the street
>Pasta coming out of every orifice
>You look back to see a confused Pinkie Pie
>Suddenly bright lights come out of seemingly nowhere
>You jump up
>After banging both knees on a car window and flying over the roof you wake up on the ground.
>In pain
>You let out a moan
Yay or nay?
>>25298806
For a second I thought you were going to bring Pinkie into this circle jerk of pedophelia, Over-reaction, and pasta.
>>25298806
Go on...
>>25298806
>You pass in and out of consciousness
>You hear sirens
...
>You wake up in a hospital bed
Alright I'll let you guys decide on what happens next.
Cuffs or heart warming?
>>25301323
Surprise buttsecks.
>>25301323
Surprise us
>>25301323
I say end it, the ride was fun but your out of ideas.
>>25298806
>>25301323
Sorry anon, this is shit. I'll end it at the last post from initial anon. Guess he's kill.
>>25301323
>You wake up in a hospital bed surrounded by a gang of colorful women and one little girl
>You let out a weak moan
>Rarity is the first to break the silence
"Sorry about the whole... ordeal dearie"
"Sweetie has something to say to you"
>Rarity pushes Sweetie Bell closer to you
"Sorry"
>A doctor walks in
>You ask about your injuries
>The doctor points out multiple fractures on your spine and arm
>You broke your arm and cracked your skull
>Fuck
Welp.
There it is.
Now let the thread die.
>>25269926
Rip in fucking piss I guess.
no more storytiem
>>25302477
^:(
>>25290935
Pretty sure it's finished.
>>25269926
"No."
>you walk away
>you go home
>you pack your things
>you move away
>nothing else of interest ever happens again in your life
>you die of old age
>your tombstone reads "HERE LIES ANON. HE NEVER MOLESTED ANY CHILDREN EVER."
THE END
>>25304434
This is a good ending. He died as he lived: never [purposefully] molesting any children ever.
>>25304434
Good reading anon's
fair thee well
>>25297836
why?
why did he post his waifu?
why did she have to get raped?
why did anons have to fall in love?
why is /mlp/ /nofun/ now?
why
Weak ending desu senpai.
>>25269926
>You are flat on your back with your eyes towards the sky
>That would be true however if it wasn’t for the fact that Pinkie’s panties are in the way
>She is standing right over you with no concern that she is wearing a skirt
>It’s pink by the way if it wasn’t obvious enough what color she would be wearing
>”Nonny, what are you doing out here? The party is inside!
>You are too hurt to even answer her
>So much so that you think you are about to past out
>”Well see you later!”
>Hold on, is she not gonna call for help?
>She steps over you and proceed towards the house.
>Maybe this was for the best though considering everyone inside probably thinks you are a pedophile
>You roll on to your stomach and begin crawling towards the street.
>Might as well start on your long journey back home
>However just when you started crawling you hear a giant whack and a huge weight lands on your head
>”BAM”
>You pass out
>You wake up in dark damp room
>It’s too dark too see anything
>You try to pick yourself up but you seem to be tied to something behind you
>You look and make out what seems to be a pipe
>”Hey he’s awake.”
>You squint your eyes and make out two shapes
“Who goes there!?”
>It’s us, Applebloom and Scootaloo.”
>>25307847
what
>>25307847
Is the ride not over?
>>25307847
“Oh, Sweetie Belle’s friends, right? Hey, someone tied me up here, can you two help me?”
>”Sorry can’t do that, considering we are the ones who tied you up.”
>Oh crap, that doesn’t sound good.
“Why did you tie me up here? Where is here anyway?”
>”This is Sweetie Belle and Rarity’s cellar, it’s underneath the house.”
>”As to why you are tied up, we just thought we could have our own party here.”
>Without even skipping a beat Scootaloo reaches for your pants and puts them off.
“Hey! What are you doing!?”
>”We are gonna play this game we saw on television called “Red Rocket.””
>What.
“Stop! You don’t know what you are doing!”
>”Hold on, we still need Tabasco sauce and a cheese grater.”
>What did she just say?
>”I couldn’t find any Tabasco, their kitchen only have store brand hot sauce. As for the cheese grater we’ll just have to settle with sandpaper.
“Stop! You DEFINITELY don’t know what you are doing!”
>>25250358
*cough*
https://derpibooru.org/857737?scope=scpe0e7b036c520e421c8ba20b448302f53676812303
>>25308060
you arent writefag
>>25246366
Why not? It lets us filter it.
>>25304583
Here lies Beavis.
He never scored.
>>25310037
Kek
>>25222195
^:) nice get
>>25308211
No I'm not. But do you want this thread to die?
Not at all.
>>25311639
Yes we see the singles. They are not impressive newfag
Donald Bump for Pres
party on anon and sweetie, party on
>>25317325
How is this thread still alive?
>>25317332
the power of rock and roll
>>25317413
I have no idea how that lewd pic is related to rock and roll but I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, why don't you have a seat over there.
>>25317479
The pic isn't lewd
You're lewd for thinking it's lewd
Why don't you take a seat?
>>25317479
>>25317505
Chris Hansen thread?
>mfw this thread is still alive
>>25317526
>>25317505
>>25317479
don't you have a date with Fleece Johnson?
Bump for gets
>>25319575
Gets deniedpablo thread?
>>25317413
why are they wearing such short skirts
this is not proper school attire
Live!
On Saturday night
pump
>>25320727
they weren't that short to begin with, they just didn't follow the cleaning instructions on the tag and they shrank in the wash
>>25324517
Those adorable heart stockings though.
>>25269926
>This was posted on Friday
>It's almost Wednesday
What the fuck is with this thread?
>>25324517
We need more cmc in sexy/cute clithing from someone who draws better.
>>25324763
We aren't pedophiles.
>>25325064
>We aren't pedophiles.
faggots
This could be the longest living thread ever.
As of now: 9 days, 8 hours old
This is also a bump
>>25222222
Impressive. Very nice.
>>25255555
WITNESSED
>>25326469
Several of Twiligh/tg/amenight's threads about Ponies playing Tabletop Games lasted for two weeks once, if I recall correctly
>>25326469
>>25327507
There was a Daring Do thread that lasted well over a month. 40 something days iirc.
>>25327507
More than two weeks, the longest ones were a little over 30 days usually
What a longass ride that was ;_;
Crawling in my skin, this thread it will not die
>>25317332
because of fun, not that you'd know about it.
I think this is my only picture of anon and eqg sweetie belle
Its my party, I can cry if I want to!
>>25327847
>skin
>not hide
>>25222222
the true checkinging
>>25329032
Bump
>>25222222
WITNESSED
hoy gets of doom thread
>>25222222
Seemingly random word with an underlying logic I can't yet decipher.
>>25324763
Witnessing and anon not wanting to get seated because Sweetie is a bundle of hormones.
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