Wrestlers in Equestria
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How would the members of the WWE roster adapt to a world inhabited by compressed horses?
Would the native population embrace the retarded art of professional wrestling?
>>25051523
Did you just watch that Kane v Rollins lumberjack match?
>>25051523
THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN JOHN CENA DEFENDS THE BELT AT WWE SUUUUUPERSLAAAAAAAAAM!!
>>25051523
I really fucking want a Stone Cold in Equestria story.
>>25051642
>Stone Cold in Equestria
>one of his powers is he always somehow has someone throw him a beer offscreen
>Celestia acting as Vince McMahon and being his antagonist
>Iron Will becomes his archrival The Rock
>>25051778
Does this mean that celestia will have a kiss my ass club?
>>25052352
Yes.
My little pony... IS THE CREAM OF THE CROP!
OOOHHH YEEEAAAAH!
you knowwwww that there is nothing better than the vulvar winking of a mare
YEAH!
Because human vags are not enough for the MACHO MAN!
ELIZEBEEEETH! I NO LONGER DESIRE YOUR LOVE
FOR I NOW HAVE THE MACHO MADNESS FOR FLUTTERSHY!
I want to snuggle with her while I snap into a slim jim!
None of the other PONIES can compare!
>>25053600
Now listen here BROTHER
All my fans in the crowd can vouch for me when I say
THAT YOUR TASTE IN WAIFUS IS SHIT
Real men know that Applejack is a true AMERICAN MARE
If you insult her, I WILL WRAP MY 24 INCH PYTHONS AROUND YOUR NECK!
WHAT WILL YOU DO
WHEN HULKAMANIA COMES FOR YOU
AND BRINGS BACK THE REAL AMERICA
>>25053615
It seems that the two universes of Macho Madness and Hulkamania are about to collide!
A battle not to defend the belt, but to defend their waifu's honor!
All you wrestlemania fans will not want to miss this!
WHEN THE MADNESS
MEETS THE MANIA
>>25053623
WHEN THE MEGA POWERS EXPLODE
SUNDAY ON PAY PER VIEW
FOR $19.95
Do The Rock.
WILL TWILIGHT BE ABLE TO DEFEND HER EWS CHAMPIONSHIP THIS SUNDAY NIGHT IN A FATAL 4 FOUR WAY STREET FIGHT?
DON'T MISS THE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT PPV, THIS SUNDAY LIVE FROM EQUESTRIAS CAPITAL, CANTERLOT AND ON TV FOR ONLY $19.99
>>25053600
>>25053615
>>25053623
My time machine is malfunctioning. All i got were these posts, a WWE lunchbox, and baloney and cheese sandwich.
I wanna see Jim Ross in Equestria.
Giving commentary to everything.
"BAH GAWD!!! Tirek has broken Twilight in half!!!"
