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No lewd thread? Aw shoot...
Oh is that that time already?
:3c
>>24946949
>>24946279
Exactly what I needed. Good timing~
>>24946927
It would seem so.
>>24946949
I'm hot
>>24946682
Fuck you and your thumbnail bullshit.
>>24947158
I would a princess until the sun came up
Butt lift
still cant find this damned thing!
THIS IS NOT HELPING MY NO CLOPTOBER!!
>>24947439
It's supposed to help you fail.You know you want to.
>>24947505
oh god... trixie.. my weakness..
>>24946949
nigga
no
please leave
>>24946949
What the fuck did you just post?
>>24947641
mfw the reaction image I made gets used by somebody else
>>24947893
You are Anon for a reason, CreativeFriend
>>24947946
My creativity does not go very fun ever since I dropped out of High School and joined the Army. I used to do so much more back in 2011 and 12.
>>24946949
Literally what?
>>24947989
>very fun
I need sleep
>>24947989
Make something top cute would be proud of.
>>24946949
>>24946927
You dumping porn tonight?
>>24948028
Like I did with the top lewd? I'll do my very best good sir... Tomorrow when I get off work. Hopefully this thread will still be open around after 5pm otherwise I gotta find the new lewd thread.
>>24946949
What in the hell...
>>24946949
Wat
>>24948116
I don't usually do Anthro, but i'll make an exception this time.
>>24946949
ah, yes, I see.
>>24948139
It's the head. It's not ugly and more rounded so it's not fucking trash.
Anthro has a scarse few exceptions.
>>24946949
I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight
>>24946949
Wat ta fak did you just post?!
>>24948370
Anyone gonna play Them's Fighin Herds?
The Indiegogo MUST be successful
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/them-s-fightin-herds#/story
>>24946949
>>24948552
Wish they'd take something other than paypal only.
Guess I'll be backing it in a week.
>>24946279
If >>24946949
gets enough replies someone please cap it.
>>24946949
why
>>24948615
>>24946949
This isn't even that bad why are people so suprised
Found this horrible quality gif. Anyone know off the back of their hand how to make an actual decent one from the source?
>>24948668
It's just hilariously tropey.
People think Bronies are Crazy because many people point out the "village Idiots", who say and do stupid stuff. Also so much r34 and sexual fanart/fanfics don'r help either. I just want to watch the show as a passtime, not because horses arouse me. I enjoy the funny bits and I constantly feel a little feeling like I'm watching old episodes of Fosters or Power Puff Girls.
>>24948770
>I just want to watch the show as a passtime, not because horses arouse me.
>>24948770
>Horses don't arouse me.
Fan of the fandom.
>>24948770
I don't think this website is really suited to your preferences.
Tell me, if you went to a farm and saw a real horse/pony, would you honestly F**K it?
>>24948850
Just on weekend :^)
>>24946949
>>24948850
And you wouldn't?
>>24948868
F**K IT!!! I'm out of here. You guys need to have a talk with yourselves in the mirror. Meet real people. What would your mommies and daddies think? You are children.
>>24948850
I don't find horses attractive but I'll fuck one just to see what's all the brag about.
>>24948370
You going to post more or what?
>>24948892
Why are you censoring yourself?
>>24948850
Well, not until recently, when I saw the mares in heat thread, people talking about fucking horses. I hate to admit I got a boner.
>>24948903
Oh my...
>>24948909
Because unlike you guys, I am a grown up who has manners. I suppose I'm the onlyone who is an Eagle Scout on this thread.
>>24948850
Personally no. But we are talking about sapient horses that have more human characteristics than "real" horses. It would be like xenophilia if anything.
>>24948668
It is exactly that bad. It may even be worse than that bad.
>>24948903
Meh.
>>24948928
>I suppose I'm the onlyone who is an Eagle Scout on this thread.
>>24948850
>>24948892
"Mommies"? "Daddies"? "F**K"? Either swear or don't, what you're doing here is just childish.
Anyway, what kind of savage do you take me for? I have standards. I would never have sex with a horseoutside of marriage.
>>24947893
>mfw greentext isn't used
newfag
>>24948770
This is for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02p7D9H6_TA
>>24948850
Standing behind a horse and doing something to it it doesn't want you to do is a pretty reliable way to be killed by a horse.
>>24948850
>>24948892
>>24948928
Global rule 2:
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
Please go and stay go.
>>24948928
You're very hypocritical. A couple of asterisks won't change whether what you say is rude. If you really care about manners, you should be able to avoid swearing altogether.
>>24948897
More Spitfire you mean? sure Anon.
>>24948930
It would still be naked, furry, and four-legged, with a good chance of body parts that shouldn't be on a horse.
>>24948928
Do you know where you are?
>>24946949
>>24948770
>>24948850
>>24948892
Bait.
>>24949025
Thank you.
MoonDay
>>24949061
>>24949035
No problem, enjoy some lewd.
>>24946949
Burn Heretic
no time for the bait
>>24946949
I know this is bait but fuck, kill yourself for even having the tendency to post that.
>>24949150
>>24948611
HERE YOU GO
>>24949182
Thanks Anon, had a good Kek
>>24949150
one of my favorites.
I can imagine dash being a teaser for attention's sake.
>>24949182
Fucking died. Thank you.
>>24949206
I just like the nipple slip kind of thing she's got going on. Damn do I like that picture.
Filly
gosh. what I'm doing here
Ponies are not for sexual
Prove me wrong /mlp/
>>24949277
+1 for lewdest stretchhorse
>>24949308
>>24948601
Holy shit I'm so used to this being used against me, the version with Applejack edited in.
Pinkpone
>>24948850
No.
PONY
IS
NOT
FOR
SEXUAL
!
>>24949366
this tbh
>>24946949
>>24946440
Thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis
Thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis
>>24949679
>Rule #1
Does this belong on /mlp/?
>>24946279
YOU DON'T EAT WHIPPED CREAM WITH YOUR ASS, YOU DUMB PONY
>>24949754
Technically yes.
Do you think mods masturbate to porn threads before deleting them?
>>24950192
kek
Probably yes
>>24947185
>posts one 100 pixels bigger
>>24948850
>F**K
>**
fucking fuckitty fuck fuck
Yes, I would a hoers
>>24948928
u fokin w0t m8
Pic related
>>24950289
I have mine in my wallet but don't have the time to take a picture. I'll say mines better because it's a pretty sick gold color, not this sky blue bullshit.
>>24947320
Just for you, Anon.
http://imgur.com/a/yljaw
Don't die thread!
>no spitfire
>>24949268
>did not continue
What a faggot
>>24948319
I want to rub herbelly
>>24948850
I'm quivering in anticipation
>>24951701
Shut up faggot and post more fillies
>>24950289
Is being a scout serious business or just the usual sense of entitlement
>>24948960
>Tfw horse keeps turning its butt to me and pushing it into me because it wants me to scratch it
>Tfw I scratch it it sticks its neck out and wiggles its lips (which is what they do when you're scratching an area they enjoy)
>Tfw if I stop it looks at me with a confused look, then continues to back into me (regardless if there's a wall behind me) until I start again
>>24946279
God damn.
This was a request I made on the draw thread back in 2013.
bump
>>24952962
Pretty damn good request.
Got a lot of mileage out of it.
test
>>24952882
P E N E T R A T I O N
>>24951850
Oh boy, those hot anthro asses.
>>24949293
>>24949366
Oh but it is Anon! Oh... ...but it is...
>>24948928
>I suppose I'm the onlyone who is an Eagle Scout on this thread.
You'd be surprise :^)
>>24955615
Unf.Everytime.
>>24948892
You need to be 18 to post here
I dpn't have an urge to fap anymore for some reason... It's been 5 days.
>>24956323
Happens to me too, not usually tho.Encouragement breaks me more often than not.
>>24956323
You have a brain tumor.
>>24950432
Pics or it didn't happen faggot. How hard could it be to take a picture abd wipe the name
>>24951856
Entitlement, unless you're one of the few hardasses that everyone respects but hates.
i'm about to go to sleep, is a porn dump too much to ask?
>>24958850
Here you can use mine
http://imgur.com/a/WdSWV
Probably gonna update this soon btw, should be able to get it up to 600 images without compromising my standards.
>>24959261
>lending another anon your pornbased
>>24948928
Jesus fucking Christ you little faggot?
An eagle scout? Seriously? Does that give you some sort of validation? Get the fuck off this board.
I wouldn't fuck a horse in real life, but if Celestia appeared in my room, wanting to have sex, of course I would screw her.
>>24959480
Thats nice Anon...
>>24959442
>wouldn't an horse
>>24959442
>2015
>not wanting to go balls deep in marevag
>>24955763
I need more like this.
Now.
It's a good day to be a Twifag.
Not mine, but open it at your own risk.
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B0OPrZN3lV5LT2c3TDBUSEhRaE0&usp=drive_web&tid=0B0OPrZN3lV5LdVZ6THd4YUw5RjQ
>Red board
>Blue board
>Who knows
>Any more
>>24959480
MORE FILLIES!
>pic unrealated
Bumpo
Thanks for the morning wood, chaps.
>>24961542
Will you take the blue pill and keep believing in the illusion or take the red pill and see how far the rabbit hole really goes?
>>24948770
>I just want to watch the show as a passtime, not because horses arouse me
>>24948770
>not because horses arouse me.
Nothing Thrills me any more.
not even MLporn or hentai
>>24948770
How could you not want to jerk it to some nasty r34 of the pone variety?
No gais
>>24966277
oh yiss
>>24965168
Sauceroni?
>>24966406
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/10/6/995807__solo_explicit_nudity_solo+female_cute_sweetie+belle_anus_edit_vulva_filly.png
I'm done here for tonight it's midnight here
>>24966059
I need that L for Lewd image.
Its a matter of great importance.
>>24966823
here you go friend :)
https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0396/34/1430276460702.png
>>24966858
Thanks friend :^>
>>24966840
I can't fap to "ponies" that look more like human children than foals.
>>24967823
dude you're missing out
>>24966858
Ty anon
>>24967823
And this?
>only mares
>>24969319
>no contribution
irony
>>24969319
Go be a faggot somewhere else, faggot.
>>24969377
no u
>>24969367
>no contribution either
double irony
>>24969319
nobody cares that you're a faggot
>>24968820
>>24968216
>>24966059
uncensored pls
>>24969707
>that sauce
Fucking unf.
>>24969888
https://derpibooru.org/606378
https://derpibooru.org/963253
https://derpibooru.org/955138
>>24969929
thnx
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B0OPrZN3lV5LakxwRWYtT0UwcXc
>>24970713
very right my friend.
>>24970713Where's ponut?
>>24971336
sauce
>>24970713
Too right
>>24970713
Do more of right
>>24971655
https://derpibooru.org/822993
>>24971863
This guy knows what he's doing.
https://derpiboo.ru/images/781136?scope=scpe458f1c6ed18f30e838a9b60b3abee47e4c736c94
https://derpiboo.ru/images/826385?scope=scpe458f1c6ed18f30e838a9b60b3abee47e4c736c94
https://derpiboo.ru/images/742600?scope=scpe458f1c6ed18f30e838a9b60b3abee47e4c736c94
>>24970093
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>24970713
Yeah, but you're gonna be b& because this faggot,>>24970093, is being a niggershit. Sorry bro, my cold black heart goes out fo you
>>24971522
>>24971725
>>24971762
>>24972270
No, you idiots. Rainbow Dash does not have a human vagina and he is not doing it right.
>>24972297
I'm sorry for calling you idiots. I got worked up over nothing and am ashamed of my crude behavior.
Rainbow Dash doesn't have a human vagina, though.
>>24972511
once a gain need da salsa
you should just add them your posts
>>24972297
>Rainbow Dash does not have a human vagina
Of course not. They have no genitals whatsoever.
>>24972550
Or you could just learn how to reverse google image search like everyone else. Sure saves time.
>>24972569
or you could not assume that I don't know how to do that and I just didn't to bother at this moment in time
>>24972550
https://derpibooru.org/947208
i will add them to my posts from now on.
>>24972586
>OCs
>>24972602
And?
>>24972620
Trash
>>24972620
I can't get off to a character I know nothing about
sauce: https://derpibooru.org/937536
>>24972624
>canon characters
>"Go back to tumblr or dA or whatever internet hole, filthy shipper."
>non-canon characters
>"OC trash."
You can't please everyone.
>>24972639
Except that's not true at all, stop making excuses for posting garbage.
>garbage
And that's exactly what your opinion is.
>>24972639
Bullshit. When was the last time /mlp/ complained about their porn having established characters?
>>24972655
At least I know how to reply to posts, newfag.
>>24972629
>hideous oversized gashes for pussies
>740 upvotes
The mind boggles.
tfw can't post any good mlp porn in /aco/
this must be what the jews felt like during the holocaust
All these cmc pics and no solo cutealoo?
>>24972668
It used to happen with clopfics fairly often. It could've been a bunch of vocal dickheads, but since pony×pony fics are so rare on /mlp/ as to be virtually nonexistent nowadays, I can't imagine enough people actually like that stuff.
>>24972724
Need some loodaloo! Unfortunately the only Scootaloo stuff I have is porn. I actually have very little lewd. It is all either cute or porn. XD
>>24972676
Tell me, have you seen real horse pussy? It looks a lot like that, albeit a bit wider.
faggot.
>>24972824
A real horse pussy would be proportional to the pony's size and wouldn't extend below the pelvic brim and all the way down to her abdomen. It's way to long. It is a gash.
ignoramus.
>>24972824
>>24972841
He's right you know. I suppose you're used to seeing cartoon pony vaginas so you get a pass, but they're not supposed to be that long.
>>24972856
It makes sense, though. Massive horsecocks need massive horse pussies.
>>24972860
Real horses get by with vagina that don't extend down to their stomach.
>>24972867
That's because the real stallion isn't just a huge penis with some legs attached to carry the penis aroundhttps://derpibooru.org/965966.
Most mares in clop are equivalently probably just vaginas with some flesh around and no other internal organs.
But yeah, I prefer normal-sized female genitals.
>>24969707
sauce?
>>24973273
https://derpibooru.org/870334
>>24972724
Ok, ok sigh....
reporting in
>>24972824
As a long time expert on horse pussy, I can safely say those are too disproportionate to be arousing
>>24975576
Real horse pussies are too disproportionate to be arousing? Well, I never!
>>24972824
I don't think so m8.
https://derpiboo.ru/951982
>>24975460
Thank you anon <3
>>24975976
>using anthro to prove some point about real horses
What are you doing?
>>24976053
>anthro
Are the blind even allowed on 4chan?
>>24976053
That's not anthro, though.
>>24976074>>24976083
It's just the faggot that calls "anthro" everything with human features, be it ponies or a kettle with eyes drawn on it. He is not aware that there's a special term for that kind of thing.
>>24976074
>>24976083
The only equine thing is the pussy. The rest has absolutely nothing to do with horses. For instance, horses don't have a mons pubis or human-looking legs that can be spread like this. They also can't sit like this. It's just equine genitals slapped onto a semi-human form.
>>24976121
Show's ponies can spread legs and arms like this => not anthro, QED.
>>24976074
>>24976083
Looks like a human thigh to me.
>>24976140
The view is kinda ambiguous. I see no clearly defined "ass" so it's pony enough for me.
>>24976139
They can, but the proportions don't match. Those thighs are completely human, by the way. This is beside the point, anyway, which is that that form is nowhere near equine. It's substantially anthropomorphized, so it doesn't make sense to refer to it when dealing with arguments concerning real horses. That's not a realistic horse. It's an anthropomorphic /thing/.
sauce: https://derpibooru.org/989796
Full Image:
https://derpiboo.ru/951407?scope=scpe6638d36346661641e09b291cbafb7fe0713d7305
sauce: https://derpibooru.org/988288
>>24976956
szasz ples, mom.
>>24970650
Can I download an entire folder or how does this google drive thingie works?
>>24977069
Ok got it I try long then ask and then I get it. Like these dubs.
sauce: https://derpibooru.org/989232
>>24977061
Don't have it.
>>24977061
https://derpibooru.org/474330
>>24977144
Thanks.
http://myhentaicomics.com/index.php/Dash-s-Duty
>>24977563
At first I thought this was a really fat chick being squeezed into Derpy underwear and tank-top.
best pony
sauce: https://derpibooru.org/971692
>>24978185
Yo I'm interested in how you're managing the censored image and the source of it. What does your folder look like?
>>24978185
im actually just downloading them from derpibooru and editing them, i do have a folder that is huge and unorganized.
>>24978543
oops meant to reply to >>24978515
please forgive me...
>>24978543
You got any ideas of organizing a way so that they can be easily dumped with source? I'm thinking of having a folder with the censored image and a txt file with all the sources
>>24978561
If you save the original from derpibooru, then just leave the number in the filename of the edited file.
>>24978550You are forgiven <3
>>24978735
Not a bad idea. I appreciate the sauces given so far regardless.
>>24962642
Lets just say it's not the rabbit hole I'm interested in...
Source:
https://derpiboo.ru/929112?scope=scpe65fab8cbf619e9697e2b6c491f0cb5b3293ef603
>>24959586
Thanks for saving my crop, friend.
>>24979948
Every time I see this I think that's a grey penis.
>>24979961
Somebody made a blurred edit to make it look like a benis but I don't have it.
>>24979980
>blurred edit
Well, now I want this.
Raindrops a cute
>>24981672
Woopsy. Looks like I fucked up boys.
I meant to do this:
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/5/25/904225__oc_explicit_nudity_blushing_oc+only_human_upvotes+galore_cute_cum_plot.png
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/9/30/991149__explicit_nudity_straight_penis_upvotes+galore_human_cute_cum_vulva_tongue+out.png
If that don't get your dick hard, then you gay, nigga.
>>24976975
>>24977186
>>24977563
>>24977655
>>24977682
... and you claim you aren't furfags.
>>24982771
>... and you claim you aren't furfags.
>you aren't furfags
>you AREN'T
>YOU
Why are you even on /mlp/ and in this thread?
>>24983018
BecauseI am a furfag.
Emergency content-less bump
Bump
>>24946279
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B0OPrZN3lV5LakxwRWYtT0UwcXc&usp=drive_web
There you go. Real porn.
>>24948928
fucking pony chan fags
>>24985108
where de SZASZ˛˛˛˛??
>>24985743
lrn2 read and fuck off
>>24983670Y-you weirdo.
>>24984905
>Open Celestia folder
>More Anthro/Humanized than pony
>1/3rd of the pony is just lewd, not porn
0/10
>>24986520
Haven't you heard? This is a human board now. Pony will be a bannable offense soon, making this board in line with all the other boards.
>>24955385
sauce ? It's beautiful
>>24986971
https://derpibooru.org/992000
>>24987265
Thanks nigga
>>24984905
>The Most Ameteur Film I Have Ever Seen
>see video
>mfw
>>24984905
I literally just posted this here you queer
>>24970650thx bby
>>24986520
Sometimes I worry about you, Anon
I know it's >no hooves but...
>>24988643
>>24988631
I had just woken up, math was too hard.
This thread
>>24988855
>Celestia AND Palutena
I would have been fine, but that's better
>>24970078
s-sauce?
>>24991487
https://derpibooru.org/970188
>>24993106
don't
sauce: https://derpibooru.org/975744
>>24949012
>with a good chance of body parts that shouldn't be on a horse
If it looks like a horse, they BETTER have horse parts.
>>24946682
>>24947185
Here you go, you fucking lazy double-niggers.
>>24950276
and you, if you wanted it.
http://imgur.com/a/1JOBl
http://imgur.com/a/fD4Ej#24
http://imgur.com/a/Q2NBI
http://imgur.com/a/jhBCw
http://m.imgur.com/a/WdSWV (already posted
http://imgur.com/a/AWw0g#25
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/vsomwncpb4tnyqg/cWavu6PXqg
http://imgur.com/a/ZWXAI
https://mega.co.nz/#F!nUQECAbR!3QLOhE4kquihUmImSsBAAg (I may need to update this)
And then there's always https://e621.net and https://derpiboo.ru
>>24946279
>>24969319
This >>24948638 is a mare? Bruh.
>>24976956
>>24977061
https://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=*button%27s+mom%2Cexplicit%2C-anthro%2Csolo
Go nuts.
General reminder to newfagsinb4spoonfeeding, if the filename is 6 numbers or less, chances are, it's on derpiboo.ru with the same number.
Easiest example: >>24994006
>>24981694
If the cocks didn't look so terrible, it would get me hard. Not to mention that the positioning isn't very hot and cum on pony isn't really my thing (depending on how it looks).
Happy 5 year FIM anniversary, faggots.Happy fapping. <3/spoiler]
>>24948928
... Justin?
>>24968030
>le ebin Chris Hanson MAYmaY!!!!! XDDD
>>24972573
>i dont want to bother
WELL THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR PROBLEM NIGGER!!
>>24948928
Just stopping in for the great pony porn around here, but yeah, I'm an Eagle Scout. Dunno if the censoring was that big a deal either way, kinda seemed like everyone involved blew much of everything out of proportion.
>>24950432
Yeah, gold cards ftw! Blue's good too, but I like mine. Also too lazy to pic, so meh.
But uh, yeah, I'd bang any mlp variant of pony. And the dragons. And the Gryphons. And especially the Changelings. Etcetera. I'm spectrosexual (read: bisexual for all y'all gender binary supporters), so... Thunderlane would get a kiss right on that cheekbone. ( ^_^) ~<3
Real horse though? Probably not so much. I'd really only want to if the horse was an active participant, because that's one of the few ways to ensure consent... it's just that practice as I might with Bad Dragons, a real stallion is still gonna be a frightening amount of size and power to bend over for, and mares don't seem like they usually do the fucking. I really wouldn't until I finished my checklist of "Don't get fucked to death by Horsecock".
Maybe after they're signing up patients to test out the new cybernetic rectum. Sex sells, after all.
Yeah, yeah. I know.
>biting the b8
>>24995044
>And the dragons. And the Gryphons.
>what are standards
>spectrosexual
No. Just say pansexual and be done with it.
>gender binary supporters
gender =/= sexual preference
>( ^_^) ~<3
Again. No.
>Real horse
>consent
Here's how that plays out. If they want it, they'll let you keep doing it. If they don't, and you persist, you're dead.
>>24995947
>If they want it, they'll let you keep doing it. If they don't, and you persist, you're dead.
Or pic related
sauce: https://derpibooru.org/434479
All you need in two posts
>>24970650
>>24994493
>>24988538
You're welcomesenpai.
You do us a great service collecting so many lewd horses tegafinop. IOU 1 sexual favor.
sauce: https://derpibooru.org/919696
>>25001429
Sauce: http://imgur.com/R1WybZ3I don't have sauce for a lot of my images, so I hope an Imgur link I made counts. Feel free to link the actual origin of mine if you know it, because I don't.
>>25001589
https://derpiboo.ru/search/reverse usually helps. If it doesn't show up at all, it likely hasn't been uploaded. A missing thumbnail result likely means it's DNP if it matches the tags on the right. Otherwise, just throw the image under upload, choose a few obvious tags along with "artist needed", and you're done.
sauce: https://derpibooru.org/727304
http://fav.me/d982gtz
>>25001655
Thanks Anon, that'll be helpful in the future... Been a while since I've been in a lewd thread.
>>25001589
The source for this one: https://derpiboo.ru/172135
https://derpibooru.org/656530
>>25001722
Salsa: https://derpiboo.ru/417082
Wow time flew, bed time for this poster. Night fags, I'll see if I can post tomorrow if the thread is still alive.
>>24999020
I might just take you up on that offer
sauce: https://derpibooru.org/916652
>>25001835
I'm back and ready to post more.
>>25002435
I owe you one too, a lot of my early clop came from your stash.
Hell, I'd let you fuck my waifu.
>Pic unrelated
>>25011553
Expand dong
>>25012223
>Off by one
I have failed this thread.
>>25012303
don't worry, >>25012277
got double dubs
you are redeemed, son
>>25013076
Thanks, Anon.
>>25014913
Applejack will never be forced to become a broodmare for the rest of her life
