>No one decided to make a new thread
>We general now edition
Previous thread >>24801656
Thread for all things vampire or otherwise 'monster' related..
Planned as EQG content, but every kind of blood sucking and spooking is appreciated.
Writers so far:
Insanebow Dash - http://pastebin.com/u/Insanebow_Dash
Vampon - http://pastebin.com/u/Sleipniiir
Treppahcs - http://pastebin.com/2BATbQp0
twiligh/tg/ame_night - http://pastebin.com/RPhhri1s
Any other writers just please add your pastes in posts below
>>24913521
yay
>>24913681
I don't think that Rarity would kill herself in a zombie outbreak.
With all those needles in her boutique, I think she could defend herself pretty well.
>>24913521
>Vampire/Monster
Why don't you just name this 'Monster Thread' so people won't mistake you for the batfag circlejerking general and their autistic batshit OC?
>>24913722
Because it started as a vampire thread.
>>24913711
Sewing needles, against zombies. Nigger are you high? Just use magic to beat them over the head with a sewing machine. They are heavy and durable as fuck.
>>24913722
>>24913746
Basically this. Plus basically all the green is vampires but
there's been talk of delving into other spooky stuff
so it's in the title to make sure it's advertised as
acceptable.
>>24913746
And it seems to be slowly turning into a Monster thread. Or am I wrong?
>>24913771
Shoot those needles into their brains.
It's finesse and couture that befits Rarity.
>>24913781
Still mostly vampire stories m80
If Rarity was a vampire, she'd need a streak of white in her hair, and an updo.
>>24913782
And how dense do you think the average zombie pony head would be? How hard would you have to project it? How accurate would you be with it if you have to put that much effort into it? How fatigued would you be after one? When it comes down to it a good ol' blunt impact to the skull would do much more damage.
>>24913852
Through the eyes, which would be soft and decayed.
>>24913870
You think you could hit the bullseye every time? I suppose the eyes are a little bigger so it would be easier still hard at a moving target and once you've used it it's gone forever.
>>24903270
>You try to explain, but the words won't come out.
>No air.
>"Not that I'm sayin' no or nothin'," Applejack whispers into your ear, "but shouldn't *you* be on top?"
>Probably.
>If you were, maybe you could breathe.
>"Still, this suits me just fine," she says with a sly smile. "It ain't called cowgirl fer nothin'."
>The fuck is she talking about?
>You try to roll her off of you, but she resists.
>"Whoa now, Ah said this was fine!"
>Dimly, you hear the microwave beeping in the background.
>Shit!
>Too long!
>You *never* let the popcorn go the full time; that's just a surefire way to burn it.
>"Ah ain't supposed to do nuthin' serious with ya," Applejack sighs unhappily - and follows up with a mischievious giggle, "but we was pretty vague on the definition o' that, so howsabout Ah -"
>"DO I SMELL BURNT POPCORN!?"
>Shit, Pinkie is pissed.
>"I *LOVE* BURNT POPCORN!"
>Pinkie is nuts.
>>24914070
>Nothing you didn't already know, of course, so the look of absolute horror on AJ's face is bizarre.
>She's way closer to the other girl than you are; she should already know this.
>You try to push her off again, but she's frozen rigid - only her eyes are moving, slowly tracking...
>Shit.
>You've seen enough horror movies to know where this is going.
>Whatever she's watching is coming closer; you can hear each and every step clicking on the tiles - and feel them, too, though you're smart enough to realize that's just your imagination. Probably.
>The next footstep is right by your head - but not close enough for you to actually see who or *what* it is.
>Not with you on your back, helpless, with Applejack's golden hair blocking off most of your vision.
>The girl flinches as a shadow falls over her - and passes.
>There's the heavy click of the microwave door popping open, followed by the horrid smell of overcooked popcorn.
>"Hey, Nonny?" Pinkie Pie mumbles, probably stuffing her mouth already. "Where are your bowls?"
Don’t remember where I left off, but this is basically where we were going anyway, it should be fine.
>A quick shower in her, less than girly, but overall normal facility later, you towel off.
“I’m guessing she doesn’t have any deodorant or cologne I can use.” You say to yourself.
>Walking out of the shower with a towel wrapped around your waist, you notice Dash isn’t present.
>bummer
>Right, the suit.
>fan.cy
>Black suit and black tie. They don’t fuck around.
>
>Clearly…
>For an unemployed vampire fledgling, you clean up pretty good.
>Out you step into the sanctum.
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>Now it was time prove to your new friends you had what it took to provide for the family. Guess they never really explained if they needed to ‘feed’ or what have you. Doesn’t really matter anyway. What would you even do about it? Refuse? You’re not exactly in a position to do such things, given your changing anatomy.
>Octavia gave you a basic briefing on what you would be doing.
>In popped in a stunning Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer in matching black dresses.
>”Your escorts for the evening,” She said. “Do as they say, and you’ll be fine.”
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>You stepped outside with the girls.
>There was a waiting horse drawn carriage outside.
“A little dated, wouldn’t you say so?”
>SS “What, too small town for you?”
“I guess it’s better than walking,” you shrug. “But why?”
>TS: “My idea, heh. I like the attention it draws.”
“I never knew you to like attention, miss librarian, “ you retort, there’s a playful sarcasm and grin between the three of you.
>>24914194
>You try to answer, but little more than a soundless croak comes out of your throat.
>Right. Breathing. You should try that. All the cool kids are.
>AJ's breathing is shallow, but you can feel each and every one.
>It's distracting.
>Too distracting to be entirely comfortable.
>Makes it hard to remember which way you fell.
>Right, *away* from the microwave, which means...
>You pull your arm from around her waist and point Pinkie in what you think is the direction of the bowls.
>As soon as your arm is free, AJ bolts upright and air fills your lungs.
>"WE FELL!" she yells at her friend. "THAT'S ALL!"
>Pinkie nods, spilling popcorn as her head bobbles.
>You were right; she didn't wait to start eating it.
>>24913781
Sea Urchin's Anon is a monster hunter at least.
Shit, I need a title for that EQG/Friday the 13th thing I was making. Any suggestions?
>>24915111
Night of the living Friday the 13th the nightmare on Equestria street.
>>24915189
It's too long to fit into the pastebin title
>>24915111
EQGrindhouse
>>24913545
>>24913596
Yay, arts
I need motivation to write, so I hereby swear to write and post chapter 1 today. I've had the story worked out since yesterday but I was too lazy to write. But now if I don't, you all will textually abuse me. So I'll be back in a few hours
http://pastebin.com/wbBWBzJK And here it is, the first chunk of the tale, to be continued soon.
Bumping for writefags return
>>24916126
Reminder that if the shotavamps guys doesn't deliver in the next 50 minutes he has to live stream him an heroing.
>>24916879
Lolwut?
>>24917561
It'ssomewhatconfirmed
Do it
>>24917595
I'm not the one writing the shotavamps m8. I'm writing the nightmare night orgy. Btw, I'll continue writing after work.
>>24914274
Ooohhhhh nice, also I am a dense motherfucker so i still dont know exactly whats going on here, but i love it like that
>>24916879
I completely forgot about shotavamps. Did that ever get started?
>>24918278
No, the writefag lied to us.
>>24918402
M-maybe he's just busy?
>>24918414
Maybe not
Do you guys mean me, or someone else? Because I started writing a little while ago, I should be done with the introduction chapter soon
>>24919382
Nah some dude a couple threads ago hyped up writing a story based on >>24913746 (r63) showing up at femanons door. Probably got busy or something.
I got a pastebin
Yay
http://pastebin.com/r621izVY
>>24914274
more pls
Here is the introduction chapter. Since it's the intro, it's pretty short, but the later chapters are going to be far longer. Also, I'm putting this in my new pastebin with the one-shot I wrote last thread, and the rest of the story will also be going there.
http://pastebin.com/u/-Spatula-
>Class was so boring.
>Really the only reason you went to CHS was the abundance of female students. And the parties.
>Pinkie threw some bomb-ass parties, it was undeniable.
>Ugh. Bathroom time.
"Mr. Doodle?"
>"Yes?"
>He didn't look happy, but then again, he never did. What else could you expect from someone whose first name was 'Cranky'?
"May I use the bathroom?"
>"Yes, that's fine."
>Taking a piss was one one of the few things that was still a necessity, and an annoying one at that.
>The boys' bathroom was empty, although for some reason it smelled strongly of perfume, apples, and sweets in the hallway outside.
>Normally pissing blood would be a bad thing, but for the undead it was a sign of good health. Just as you were zipping up your fly, you heard footsteps farther down the hall.You made out six different gaits, and the smells you picked up earlier were accompanying them.
>You finished washing your hands as the door opened, and Sunset Shimmer and her pseudo-gang streamed in,
>>24920861
"Uh, what are you doing in the boys' bathroom?"
>Sunset glared at you. "Give me your hand."
"Why? Are you really that desperate? Is hand-holding the best you can get now that Flash is all hot and bothered over Twilight instead of you?"
>Her glare devolves into an enraged, wide-eyed stare. Oh yeah, she's pissed now, you definitely touched a nerve. Beat it with a baseball bat, more like.
>"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, YOU BLOODSUCKING BASTARD!"
>Shit, it seems they may have found you out. But what gave it away?
>"Oh yeah, we know all about you. You never seem to be seen eating, you get perfect scores on everything even though you never seem to be paying attention. Your skin is greasy and cold, because you have to slather yourself in sunscreen to go outside during the day, and a few miles away, there have been a lot of recent murders around the time you showed up."
>well then.png
"I see. So what do you want?"
>Rainbow Dash stepped forward, putting a hand on Sunset's shoulder.
>"It's okay, I got this Sunset."
>She pulls a sharpened stake out from behind her back.
>"What we want is to get rid of you before you kill any more people."
"And you plan on doing this in the school bathroom."
>She looks taken aback by this. "Uh...yeah?"
"And just how will you explain this to Principal Celestia?"
>"We'll figure it out later."
>She seems not to care, despite that little hiccup. They must be serious about killing you now, then. Even indoors, your powers were greatly weakened during the day. But you might just be able to get out of this without shedding any blood if you played your cards right.
>Flicking your eyes back and forth as fast as you could, you stopped and gazed into each of their eyes for a fraction of a second before looking at the next. This way, it appeared as though you were looking each of them in the eyes at the same time.
>Next came the risky part. You had no idea if you would even have any power at all, but it was worth a try.
"Stop."
>>24920879
>You put all your power into the single word, and the breif but recurring eye contact caused all of them to hesitate slightly. Not full hypnotism, but enough to cause a moments doubt.
>While they were distracted, you bolted straight through the group and out the door into the relative safety of the hallway.
"Damnit. They're smart. They must have been watching the bathroom to make sure they got me alone. Oh well, at least things are interesting now."
>If they found you out this easily, they must be treated as dangerous enemies worthy of caution. Or something like that.
>You leave school early, heading back to home base. Once in the comfort of your "borrowed" house, you sit down and start thinking. Obviously since there are at least six of them, it was probable they'd find out where you live eventually, and if they did, they'd also find your coffin. That could not be allowed to happen, or then they would stand a much bigger chance of killing you.
>If they find where you live and find your coffin, you were screwed. But then an idea occurred. It wouldn't matter if they found where you lived as long as your coffin wasn't there.
>That was it. And in the meantime, you would attempt to bring down their little posse. But no way would they ever lay your hands on the box that contained your true remains. You'd make sure of that.
Why are vampires sexy?
>>24921581
Personally I blame Anne Rice for that
>>24870581
>>24875533
>>24875583
>>24916879
>>24918278
>>24918402
>>24918414
These are some really good painkillers. Posting when I wake up.Loophole: I didn't specify this Friday, so technically I didn't lie. Still shitty of me though. And no, I'm not doped as a result of an an hero attempt, just had some furniture get dropped on me while helping a friend move.
>>24896175
>Twilight trying to back out
NO
BRAKES
>>24920895
>lay your hands on the box
Otherwise, cool stuff, will enjoy more.
Page 9 save
>>24921595
>that moment when you realize none of the writefags are using the name Anon Rice
Page 7 bump
>>24924559
Why should they?
page ten no you dont bump
>>24923155
Fuck, I missed that one
>>24924559
Rice bump
Continuing from >>24915537
>Care slept peacefully, his need for sleep overtaking his self-preservation instinct.
>The machete on his lap as he faced the front door, the depth of his mind keeping him occupied as his death lurched into the room
>The hockey-masked figure known as Jason pulled the machete from the teen, waking Care Root
>Before he could scream he had his mouth quieted by Jason's mighty hand
>Trying to plead with the beast that was more monster than man, Care Root's mumbles were quieted for good as the powerful blade he'd planned to defend himself with cut through his ribcage, his lungs, and his spine, killing him instantly
>As Jason tossed the body to the floor, he began searching for more prey
>"Ugh, man this trip sucks..." Norman mumbled as he got off the lodge's hard wooden floor.
>"First anon freaks out, now the power's gone..." Rolling his neck, Norman checked the time on his phone. "Jesus..." He yawned and entered the main campground, spotting Twilight and Sunset running past
>"Woah, woah!" He said, nearly being knocked over by the girls.
>Taking a page from his friend Anon's book and following in curiosity, Norman approached the body of Flash Sentry
>"Ugh, what's that smell?" He asked as the girls stared mortified at the corpse
>They looked at Norman and sighed.
>"Norman, you..." Sunset began.
>Twilight put a hand on her shoulder and moved aside to let Norman get a closer look
>Flash's body was not a pretty sight
>In the moonlight most of the fine details wear shrouded in darkness, but Flash had certainly not had a good time
>His left leg was bent at an odd angle, having been broken to ensure no escape
>His neck was bruised, implying the injury that killed him had happened there
>In his left hand was a metal chain that he'd grabbed, perhaps in an attempt to find something to defend himself
>With all these pieces, Norman came to a conclusion:
>"OH MY GOD! FLASH IS DEAD!"
>He then ran to a nearby tree to vomit
>>24929371
>Flash killed
>Again
Kek
>>24929371
another flash dead
>>24930706
>another
Kek
Hey Stoker will you continue the Super Anonymous story or is it completed ?
>>24922337
>>24714917
Okay, looking my story over, it needs work. I've just finished polishing the prologue, so I'll post it now and follow with more when I can.
>>24933719
>The lights flicker as a shadow hurries past.
>The cheerleader, gasping for breath as she hobbles away, doesn't notice until it's too late.
>BRRRRVVVTTT!
>Blood spurts from the legs as the chainsaw-wielding lunatic seeks a new victim.
"Bahahahahaha! That's bullshit!"
>You love bad horror movies; a twelve-foot fountain of blood from a pair of obviously plastic legs, streaming from what looks like it's supposed to be an aorta, is a special kind of stupid.
>Not many better ways you could've spent Hallowen, you muse over another sip of scotch.
>Sure, your street hasn't had even one trick-or-treater in years, but that just means you've got privacy to relax and don't have to share the candy. What's the alternative? No one needed a babysitter to escort their kids this year. You could've gone to Pinkie Pie's party and, what, watched other girls get hit on?
>Nah, MacAllen Single Malt is your date tonight. Dress code's even easier than the party, too.
>THUD-thud
>shit!
>You hike your shirt up and snatch a bra, hooking it together as you rise from the couch.
>Mirror Mirror, on the wall, who's passably presentable?
>Fuck yeah, basketball shorts are comfortable, functional, and socially acceptable.
>Straightening your bra so it doesn't show through your t-shirt, you lurch towards the door, grabbing the candy bowl as you go.
"Coming!"
>>24933796
>Who the fuck is even trick-or-treating this dive, anyway? The good hauls are all out in the habzones; this dead-end street is usually still as the grave on Halloween.
>Stumbling to a stop in front of the door, you glance down at the candy bowl and bury the sole surviving peanut butter cup in the mix. No snotnosed kid is getting the last one of those. A deep breath before you open the door, and...
>"Ve vant to drink your fluids!"
>wat
>Three boys are standing on your front porch in full costume; an orange kid with magenta hair in a dark cloak with some skulls and bony bitz, that yellow Apple kid wearing what looks like a Japanese schoolboy's outfit with an IV stand, and... damn, this white nigga went full Dracula. Lace cravat, red/black velvet cape, the works.
>Come to think of it, you've seen these three at school; they're that group of freshmen that got kicked out of the library for using YouTube at max volume.
"Heh. Nice costumes, boys; help yourselves."
>You extend the candy, and the boys hesitate before taking a handful each, stashing it in pockets.
>Weird, trick-or-treaters usually carry bags. Even with fancy custom costumes like these guys have, nothing ruins chocolate like body heat.
>Well, except maybe heat waves. You're glad it's autumn, even if your bare feet are numb.There has to be a more efficient way of blocking greentext into postable chunks than just dumping in the whole thing ad then erasing lines until it fits.
>>24933930
>A scream from the TV interrupts your thoughts, making the cloaked orange freshie jump.
>"Hey, is that Jason X?" Draculet chirps. "The one where Jason goes to space? I heard it was a good laugh."
"Nah, it's some crappy indie film. The effects are a pretty good laugh, though."
>"Sounds fun. Mind if we come in and watch? Home's a ways away, and it's getting pretty late."
>Boy you have a sword at your hip. Are you seriously afraid to walk the streets tonight?
>Granted, this is a kinda sketchy neighborhood, but it's Halloween. Everyone's got one eye open for sick fucks tonight.
>"Our ride home is busy for a while, and our feet are kinda sore."
>Ah, makes sense. The Apples live even farther away from civilization than this, and who knows where these two live.
"Eh, why not. Shoes off at the door, though."
>While they take their shoes off, crouching in uncomfortable tight pants, you slip into the living room with the candy bowl and snatch your scotch, sticking it in the nearest cabinet. Not getting charged with corruption of minors, NoSirreeBob.
>With that done, you flop back down in your recliner and pause the show. Not worth rewinding to see what you missed, but might as well wait on the boys before continuing.
>>24933991
>They file in after a moment, ditching props at the door - the pale kid's cape and sword belt hang neatly off the IV stand. With sighs and groans, they flop down on your couch and start watching the TV.
>After some shifting and grumbling, they seem comfortable.
"You guys thirsty? I've got drinks in the fridge."
>"That'd be great, miss; thanks!" the Apple kid chirps in his cute little accent. Shit, what are these guys' names? The Apple family is huge, but you know you recognize him, weeaboo suit or no.
>Hopping to your feet with a grunt, you head for the kitchen and check the fridge... milk, water, hard lemonade (Nope!), and... apple cider.
>The good, cloudy stuff, not some watery storebought filth. A local company sells this stuff in glass jugs every autumn, and you always stock up on as much as you can afford the cash and fridge space for.
>Eh, you've got two jugs left. May as well share the love.
>As you grab the open jug and some plastic glasses en route back to the living room, you glance again at the cape hanging by the door. This is quality fabric and stitching... where would they get..?
>Of course! Draculino there is Rarity's younger brother! Figures she'd make him and his friends some high-end costumes.
>What's his name, Something Bell? At least you remember his friends now. Scooteroll got called in for detention last week for riding a scooter in the halls, and those two are always hanging out with Applebuck, AJ's little bro.
>On your way back, you hear grunting and shuffling. Are they wrestling or some shit?
>...
>Aw hell no.Using r63 names from On A Cross and an Arrow, but leaving the M7 female... or at least Rarara and Ponk. The rest don't come up in this story, unless they end up in one of the sections I'm splicing in.
>>24934115
>The boys have shoved the couch over in front of your recliner for a better view of the TV.
>Line of sight from your Bastion of Comfiness is ruined. And the carpet where the couch was looks desperately in need of a good vaccuming.
>At least they don't seem to be paying attention to that. You can see some Doritos in the crud; ew. Maybe it's a good thing they moved the couch.
>You set the cider down on the coffee table they moved the couch next to and grab the candy bowl too before joining them, sitting on the left end next to Applebuck and kicking back.Part 1 complete, but still a ways off from lewd. Hopefully I can get into some kind of routine of daily posting, but if not, well, I did earn this name.
>>24934167
If you finish I'll forgive you. You're still a cunt though.
>>24934255
>You're still a cunt though
Aw, thanks Anon.
I don't expect it to be worth the wait, but you bet your ass I'm gonna finish. Eventually.
>>24934497
I look forward to it regardless.
>PREVIOUSLY ON ANON HAVING A GIANT FUCK FEST IN HIS HOUSE THAT PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE PUSSY NOW
>Anon wind strip poker
>Anon got lap dances from the mane 6
>Anon banged Fluttershy tenderly
>Anon fucked Rainbow Dash
>Went for water, fucked Rararara and Appul in the ass and filled the apple anus with cream
>Banged ponk in the kitchen with light food play
>Won bet for Twilight's vagina
>Gonna bang her in the shower in 5.
K GOTTA WORK BE BACK SOON KTHXBAI
>>24935457
See ya later homeboy
>>24935457
Now there's the laugh and smile I needed before bed.
Cheers, mate; I'm glad Anon made that second thread for you to move on to the M6 and started thismonstrosity.
>>24935777
Carlos, what the fuck are you doing?
>>24935777
>>24936076
TRIPS IS WHAT.
>>24914274
>”I noticed,” Pinkie comments before tossing another handful of blackened popcorn at her mouth – only about half make it in. “Yeah, you *fell*, alright.”
>”Don’t believe me!?”
>You expect AJ to jump to her feet and assume a fighting stance, but she stays on her knees, straddling your lap.
>Is it a lap when you’re lying down?
>Or just called your thighs?
>You’ll have to ask Twilight.
>She’ll know.
>And she probably will carry on for the next three hours, so scrap that.
>”No, I believe you fell,” Pinkie laughs, stepping over your legs to get to the bowls and patting AJ’s head on the way. “I believe you fell, alright. Fell *for him*.”
>She giggles at Applejack’s outraged expression.
>”Ah, sure as shoot –“
>An unpopped kernel bounces off her forehead.
>”Just get the ice, AJ,” the other girl sighs, pulling out a pair of large bowls. “We’ve decided on a movie and Twily *finally* returned, so we’re just waiting on you two!”
>The cowgirl opens her mouth to argue, but it just hangs loose, like she can’t think of anything at all to say.
>Slowly, she forces herself to her feet – and then reaches down to help you up.
>You take her hand, only to nearly pull her back down when you try to stand.
>She refuses to let go, though she has to brace herself on the counter before she can actually get you up.
>Those heels are really fucking with her balance, aren’t they?
>>24936194
>”One more bag, Nonny?” Pinkie asks as she skips out, a full bowl in each hand. “I think we’ll need one more, okay?”
“Yeah, I was planning on it anyway, since the last one got burned to fuck thanks to AJ.”
>”Not my fault yer such a pussy,” the cowgirl says with a shrug and a smile. “Can’t even take a lil’ tap.”
“A little tap!?”
>”S’what Ah said,” she smirks while you start the next batch of popcorn going. “Whar’s the ice?”
“In the freezer.”
>”Oh, right,” she mumbles, jerking open the door and staring into the frozen reaches totally lost. “Now how the hay am I gonna…”
“Just take the whole bucket.”
>She should have brought the glasses in here with her, but fuck it, this’ll work too.
>”Right!”
>She grabs the bucket out of the freezer and unsteadily wobbles towards the hall.
>”Don’t take too long, ‘kay?”
“Won’t.”
>You stay there, eyes glued to the timer.
>Another bag won’t be ruined. Not on your watch.
>Even when there’s a sharp yelp from the living room, you leave the girls to their shenanigans.
>Maybe they started the movie without you.
>Meh.
>Almost there… almost… done.
>A few seconds to get it into a bowl and you’re head back in with a nice fresh batch all for yourself.
>And Fluttershy, if she wants any.
“Now what the hell was all that –“
>There’s no point to finishing that sentence.
>>24936204
>It’s kind of obvious what the noise was about, what with Applejack’s leg bleeding all over your favorite chair.
>Well, on the bright side, she found your hatchet.
>”Don’t worry,” she tells you even as she fishes the blade out from between the cushions. “Ain’t as bad as it looks.”
>”Well, it’s still bleeding,” Twilight counters, pressing a fresh wad of napkins to the outside of AJ’s bare thigh, just below her where her shorts end. “Maybe we should get you to the hospital or –“
>”Nah, don’t be such a worrywart! Ah’ve cut mahself worse shavin’.”
“You shave?”
>”O’ course Ah shave! Or didja think that girls are just naturally hairless!?”
“Your legs?”
>That was a stupid question.
>She’s wearing shorts – you can *see* her legs right now.
>It’s just hard to imagine Applejack doing anything so *girly*.
>”Yes, my legs!” she snaps, stretching out her uninjured leg and displaying it for you. “What the heck else would Ah be shavin’!?”
>”Pussy,” Pinkie and Dash answer in unison.
>”Why the hay would Ah shave *that*…?”
“I don’t need to hear this.”
>Not that you don’t want to, but from the way Applejack is struggling with her belt, you’re starting to suspect she might be a little drunk.
>Okay, discard that qualifier – she’s not a little drunk, she’s just plain drunk.
”Twilight, do you think you can help her to the bathroom and slap some bandages on that or something?”
>>24936220
>”Oh, I can help with that,” Fluttershy volunteers, appearing at her friend’s side before you notice she’d even left her seat. “I don’t mind.”
>”Please do,” Twilight sighs, gesturing for the shy girl to take Applejack off her hands, but Fluttershy didn’t even wait.
“Need help –“
>”No, I can carry her,” she interrupts, already helping the cowgirl up. “Don’t worry; I’m stronger than I look.”
>That’s good, because she looks like she couldn’t take a piece of wet spaghetti in a fair fight thanks to that weird combination of skinny build and leftover baby fat that so often plagues teens.
“Um, okay then.”
>You move aside to let them pass, then flop down on the loveseat, right next to the blanket Twilight had brought..
>Would have gone for the chair, except for all the blood.
>That’s going to be fun to explain later.
“So, you decided on a movie?”
>Might as well get it started if it’s going to be too scary for Fluttershy to handle anyway.
>”Mhm!” Dash grunts. “We finally reached a compromise.”
>Is it your imagination, or did she shudder when she said the last word?
>>24928882
more rice before I sleep
>>24936227
>compromise
I am all ears
Also that fucking hatchetFluttershy escorting a bleeding AJ alone? She might really be a vampire
>>24938410
Beginning to suspect that Fluttershy is the only vampire
>>24935457
>With Chocolate syrup crusted onto your body, you decide to make your way up the stairs
>Twilight seemed to follow extra close without saying a word
>You're about to open the door when you hear noises coming from your room
>You can't help yourself and tell Twilight to start the shower and that you'll join her in a second
>As you approach the door you can make out the noises to be moans coming from both Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy
>Didn't flutters tell you to come back soon?
>You wonder how long you took banging the girls
>You look in the crack of the door to see Rainbow eating out Fluttershy
>The only odd part was that Fluttershy was pushing Rainbows head into her
>She was really into it
>You were visiting these two after your shower for sure
>You move back over to the bathroom and open it and find Twilight to already have the shower started
>TS:"It took me a minute to figure out how it started but I got it. It should be warming up right now.
>She looked anxious
"Are you okay Twilight?"
>TS:"Just nervous a bit. First time is all."
>You move closer to her
"You'll be fine Twilight. I promise to go slow. I won't hurt you."
>You smile before pulling her into a kiss
>Her eyes go wide as she is stunned for a few seconds
>When she recovers from the suprise kiss she pushes back into you
>You reach around and grab her ass
>It's plush and petite
>It's no appleass but it was a good handful
>She's the one to pull away from the kiss
>TS:"S-So um, should we get in now?"
"Of course Twilight. Just wanted to reassure you a bit."
>You're the first one to enter your shower
>It's definitely big enough for 2 people, maybe 3.
>Twilight gets in behind you
>Somehow she found the perfect heat for the shower
>It felt glorious
>You pick up the bottle of shampoo to begin cleaning yourself but Twilight stops you
>TS:"Um, I would like to wash you. Is that okay?"
"Sure Twilight, go for it."
>>24939904
>She pours a large glob out of the shampoo bottle
>TS:"U-um, can you please maybe neal down a bit? You're too tall."
>You get down on your knees to allow her to reach your head
>She begins to first wash your hair, then your shoulders and back
>She was really lathering you up trying to make you extra clean you suppose
>TS:"Okay, you can rinse your back side off. Then let me do the front."
>She gave a gulp
>As you washed off the soap, she applied more soap to her hands
>You move back out of the water and now you're facing her
>She begins to wash your chest and abs seeming quite fixed on them
>You were no fitizen but you kept pretty good care of your body, enough so that you weren't fat or flabby
>She seems transfixed on your chest but afraid to go any lower than your belly button
>You lightly grab her hand and move it down until it presses against your junk
>Her face turns a but more red than it already was as she begins to slowly wash it
>She now has both hands on making sure that shes cleaning it extremely well
>She's rubbing your balls while stroking the shaft
>You can't help but get hard
>Twilight was now only focusing on your cock and balls watching as it went from flaccid to hard
>TS:"I-i need to document this phenomenon."
"It's just me getting an erection Twilight. Nothing phenomenal here."
>TS:"W-well it's just gotten so large! I can't help if u want to study it..."
>You chuckle to yourself
"Well, I think it's washed enough. Can I rinse now?"
>TS:"Oh! Of course. Sorry!"
>She gave a sheepish smile
>You turn around to once again rinse yourself off
>Twilight moves behind you and grips your cock
>TS:"Anonymous. I want it inside me. I want to copulate in the missionary position for the soul purpose of procreation!"
>L-Lewd
"How long have you wanted it Twilight?"
>TS:"Since we first came in your door, please. I need this."
>She begins to stroke you
"Glad to see that you wanted me just as much as everyone else."
>TS:"I want you MORE!"
>>24940127
Now this is what I like to wake up to
Sex bump
>>24938641
I've got coin on rarara as well.
>>24936760
>>24928882
I wonder if that myth is what inspired this glorious motherfucker.
...wow, I don't have many images of the Count saved. Time to fix that.
>>24942463
>Eddy gettin his shit rekt by the count
Yer goddamn right he would. Sparkly bastard
>>24942463
>>24942745
Would the Count in Equestria go here or in AiE?
>>24942463
It was. A Vampire has to count any rice you spill in front of them, or else they cannot get you. Some theorize it originated with the Jiang Shi from China, but it's been an attributed in many cultures with Vampires. The Count was based on this mentality according to some.
Just a quick bump here and there
>>24936760
Out of rice
>>24929371
>You sat in the girl's cabin as Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Fluttershy began calming down.
>Ignoring the talking dog, you maneuver yourself ever so closely to Rainbow, who was the least shaken up of the group, claiming that "she knew it was alright" and "everything's gonna be fine"
>Now anon, now you can use your wit and charm to get into her pants
"Your pants are fine."
>As all the women in the room stare at you confused, you keep a smile on your face
>You think of yourself as someone Flash Sentry wished he was
>The girls just wished that something would stop this moment
"So..."
>You begin
"The moonlight brings out your skin..."
>The girls begin backing away
"I was worried there, that maybe, you know, I'd never..."
>"OH MY GOD! FLASH IS DEAD!"
>Before you could get any further, Norman's voice rung out and screwed you out of... well, screwing.
>The girls turned to you, looking mortified as they all came to their own conclusions
>And as they all got up and began rolling up their sleeves it became painfully clear none of those conclusions were beneficial for you
>Across the way, Time Turner and Curly Roots ran down to the bottom floor to investigate the screaming, finding Care Root's body splayed upon the floor and realizing that they were in a rather unfortunate situation.Should we see
A. Jason kill Microchips
B. Jason kill Sandlewood or
C. Where the Hell are Vinyl and Tavi are?
>>24945277
First one of your posts I've seen, but C sounds nice.
>>24945277
>are Vinyl and Tavi are?
I need a proofreader...
>>24936227
Shes a vamp
please continue
I need more monster hunter dating in my life.
Getting a strong urge to mix together ponies and LoK in some writefaggorty
>>24947808
Thought you meant Legend of Korra for a sec.
Go for it. Ponies would fuck over all the Tzeentch-tier schemes that franchise had going on.
>>24947808
Hold on, is that a Soul Reaver pony?
>>24947808
This will either be good or terribly autistic. Wish me luck!
>>24947864
Yes, yes it is.
>>24948027
I fucking loved those games. Once I get a computer, I'm getting Steam. They have at least the first two games for friggin cheap
>>24947808
"Nightmare moon is deified. The herds tell tales of her, few know the truth. She was mortal once, as were we all. However, her contempt for Celestia drove him to create me and my brethren."
"I am Star Saber, first born of her lieutenants. I stood with the Empress and my brethren at the dawn of the empire. I have served her a millennium."
>Star Saber enters the grand hall of eternal night. The bat pony has red fur and a black mane. His eyes are of the deepest yellow. Over his right leg a half-cloak black like his mane with his cutie-mark stamped on it. Which also happens to be the mark of his herd.
"I am Star Saber, first born of her lieutenants. I stood with the Empress and my brethren at the dawn of the empire. I have served her a millennium."
>Walking into the center of the room the stallion kneels. Around him stand his five brothers. Each with the same kind of half-cloak declaring their own herd's emblem. Seated directly before the bat pony rests Nightmare Moon. Her eyes cold.
"Over time we became less like ponies and more . . . divine. The Empress would enter the state of change and emerge with a new gift."
"Some years after her, our evolution would follow, until I had the honour of surpassing my Empress."
>Star Saber lifts his head to show that a horn has sprouted. A horn that exceeds the length of the Empress' own. Scowling the Alicorn mare steps off her throne and approaches her lieutenant. She slowly circles him before stopping and staring right into his eyes.
"For my transgression, I earned a new kind of reward. Agony."
>>24948143
>With a roar her horn glows and the smaller ponies is broken from his skull leaving only a numb where is used to be. At the same times her magic envelops his wings and tears the bones from them. The combined pain is to much and the stallion passes out.
"There was only one possible outcome, my eternal damnation. I, Star Saber, was to suffer the fate of traitors and weaklings: to burn forever in the bowels of the lake of the dead."
>At the edge of a mighty whirlpool do Nightmare moon and her lieutenants take the unconscious pony. Taking him to the edge the dark mare smiles and turns her back
"Cast him in!"
>Just as he drifts into consciousness Star Saber finds himself falling and screams until he hits the water.
"Agony, time ceased to exist."
>The water is as acid to him. His entire body begins to break away until only an emaciated corpse remains.
"Only this torture and a deepening hatred of the mare that damned me to this hell. An eternity passed and my torment receded, bringing me back from the precipice of madness."
>Stirring the bat pony slowly lifts himself up to find he is in some kind of cave. After examining himself for a brief second he takes the remains of his half-cloak and uses it to cover the lower portion of his face which is currently missing a jaw.
>>24948161
"The descent had destroyed me, and yet, I lived."
>Taking another few moments to get his bearings he is startled to hear a voice. One that is both ancient and powerful beyond measure.
"Star Saber. You are worthy."
>>24913521
Castletavia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kekitaCO6Wk
>>24948193
That is what I have so far.
>>24948193
For some reason, this makes me want to make a Sir Daniel Fortesque pony story
>>24940127
Yeesss
>>24931946
Strange that you'd ask me this question here instead of my Werewolf thread. Super Anonymous kind of peaked in Super Anonymous 2; I presented Discord as a cosmic-level threat that could end the entire universe and Anon defeated him. I mean, where do I go from there? I had a thought a while back to write Super Anonymous 3 wherein multi-dimensional Anons battled for supremacy, but I scrapped it.
Plus, I like Super Anonymous 2's ending.But in three years or so I'll be ready for the cross-universe fanfic where Super Anonymous, Anonymous Werewolf and Anonymous the Jedi meet and fight each other.I'm kidding. That's not going to happen.
>>24949857
>That's not going to happen.
I'd read it though.
>>24936227
"Not to happy with the choice?"
>The girl shrugs noncommittally and leans back in the sofa.
>"Nah, I'm fine with it," she answers, stretching and resting her right arm on the back of the seat. "But it could be *better*."
>"Not really," Pinkie comments, bouncing beside the athlete.
>She looks so fucking happy with her burnt-ass popcorn.
>Fucking weird.
>Even Rarity thinks so - she's eying the bowl with a mixture of disgust and confusion, so you hold out yours to her. And like a proper lady, she only takes a small handful and rewards you with a smile.
>Good.
>You would have flipped the table if she had taken the entire thing, instead of the pile she gently places on a napkin.
>"Yeah, you're right," Dash sighs, still not sounding entirely convinced. "Army of Darkness *is* pretty awesome, but..."
>"Just ignore her," Rarity tells you, daintily popping the first peace into her mouth. "Rainbow Dash is just getting fussy because her first pick is *boring*."
>"Well, EXCUSE ME!" her friend huffs, nearly taking off Pinkie's head when she crosses her arms angrily. "It's not my fault! I've never seen it before! I just heard that it was awesome -"
>"Well, it's not," Rarity interjects. "Believe me, I *have* seen it, and Cannibal Holocaust really isn't your pace at all."
>She turns to you and smiles cruelly.
>"Not enough Michael Bay," she explains in a stage whisper for your benefit. "Besides, it does not really fit the theme, does it? Gory and delightfully disgusting, yes, but scary? Certainly not."
>"And it's not a monster movie," Pinkie mumbles through a mouthful of blackened popcorn. "We gotta watch a monster movie!"
>>24951198
Applejack is ded
>>24948143
>>24948161
>>24948193
Bat pony thread is over here >>24808261
>>24952268
True. Would agree that bat pony should be kept in their containment, I mean their own thread.
>>24951198
>"Fine," Dash grunts. "I just wanted to watch something new, you know?"
>"Oh, do not worry about that," Rarity titters, daintily covering her mouth as she laughs. "I can assure you that the *next* movie will be a fresh experience."
>She giggles louder at her friend's disappointed moan -
>They ARE friends, right?
> - and shivers theatrically.
>"Anon, could you be a dear and pass me one of those blankets?"
>Oh.
>You hadn't noticed, but Twilight had dropped both of them there.
>She seems rather unapologetic about it, too - she only shrugs when you glare at her.
>With a sigh, you grab the top one -
>"The knit, if you don't mind?" Rarity asks, smiling apologetically.
>Nevermind.
>You grab the *other* blanket - the knit one - and.... meh, you'll probably knock over all the open bottles and glasses and everything if you throw it.
>One of the corners will snag something and make a mess.
>You just know it.
>And so you stand and carry it over to the girl to drape it around her shoulders.
>Of course you do it wrong, because Rarity is immediately adjusting it and pulling it around and tucking herself, turning herself into a Rarity Burrito with only her head, the tips of her feet, and one hand exposed.
>A hand that grabs yours as you try go back to your seat.
>She doesn't say anything, just gives it a quick squeeze before letting you go.
>Maybe - maybe you should *thank* Twilight.
>Somewhat reluctantly, you return to your seat - her face is beaming with such satisfaction you don't quite want to walk those few steps away.
>"What're you looking so happy about?" Dash snarls at her. "I know you get to pick the next one! You don't have to be so smug about it!"
>She sighs loudly and throws herself back in her seat and making the entire sofa shudder.
>"I bet it's going to suck," she mumbles loudly when Rarity doesn't dignify her with a response. "Can we at least start Army of Darkness now?"
>>24952801
>"What about Fluttershy and AJ?" Twilight asks distractedly, fidgiting in her chair - she tries to cross her legs, but stops partway and snaps them together.
>Probably worried that she might accidently flash her panties in that skimpy dress.
>"Well, Anon?" Pinkie asks, defering to you.
>As it should be.
>This *is* your house, after all.
>Well, your parents' house, but close enough.
>"Let's start it!" Dash urges you. "Come on!"
"No. We wait."
>She screams in frustration - or is it horror?
>"Fine!" the athlete shouts, leaping to her feet and pointing at your favorite chair. "We're at least going to do something about that, right!?"
>For someone so very lazy, she just can't chill, can she?
>Always has to be doing something, even if it's slacking off.
>But now? With no work to do and nothing to slack off from?
>It's driving her nuts.
>"I am afraid it has already soaked in," Rarity sighs without even looking at the stain. She's too happy and snug in her blanket, you think. "Not much that can be done about it now. Certainly nothing effective."
>"Well, actually -"
>"Hydrogen peroxide!" Dash yells at the fashionista, her voice drowning out Twilight's.
"What?"
>"Hydrogen peroxide will get that out!" Dash repeats, smiling smugly. "Go get some, Anon!"
>If it works, that's one less thing for you to get in trouble over, so why the hell not?
"Sure. Be right back."
>>24952920
The fuck she know that for?
>>24953307
Leave it to rainbow dash to know some extremely arbitrary fact, that ain't really relevant except in one specific case.
>>24953307
That's a very good question.
>>24953307
She's an athlete; with the sheer number of sports she plays, she's bound to bleed a little, especially as recklessly as she moves. She might've learned that way.
I'd thought this was common knowledge; I'm surprised Rarity at least doesn't know, considering it's cloth-care, but as girls they're all subject to monthly bleeding - a few accidents from that and bloodstains probably become a fairly common blemish to cleanse.
>>24953872
You're confusing Dash with Pinkie, anon.
>>24956043
I know what I'm doing, anon, don't worry about it.
>>24956135
and whats that
>>24956967
Lots of drugs.
>>24957056
How many drugs?
>>24957855
Like 7 marijuanas
You guys still interested in my story?
>>24958151
YES
>>24958151
of course
>>24958151
Yup
>>24958494
>>24958798
>>24958158
Just going through a bit of writer's block so updates might be slow
>>24959083
its ok dude take your time
>>24952920
>There should be some in the bathroom with the rest of the first aid stuff.
>You’ll just slip in and nab it.
>And check on AJ. She was acting like it was nothing, but they’ve been gone a while.
>Might be more serious.
>You *almost* feel guilty. Less guilty than you would if you’d found the axe when you were looking for it earlier, though.
>Yeah, that would have been bad.
>Good thing all you found was some change.
>And with that thought, you’re now the one finding yourself blocked by a closed door.
“Hey, AJ?”
>You knock on the door.
>No clue why it would be closed, but who knows what’s going on in there.
“AJ?”
>Another knock.
”Fluttershy?”
>You try the handle.
>Locked.
“Anyone!?”
>There’s a muffled groan, a few thumps, a click, and the door opens a hair.
>Just wide enough for you to see a wisp of pink hair and a single blue eye.
>”Oh, um, sorry, but…”
“Everything okay?”
>”No,” Fluttershy answers quickly. “Yes.”
“Well?”
>”Everything’s fine.”
“So I can come in?”
>”No.”
“Um…”
>”Sorry, but… I… um…”
“I kind of need to get the peroxide.”
>”Oh!” she gasps. “For the stain! Of course!”
>She shuts the door in your face and you can hear the click of the lock.
>Weird.
>There’s another click after only a few seconds and the door opens again, just wide enough for her to slip the bottle through.
>”Here,” she mumbles. “Sorry it took so long…”
>>24959773
“Not a problem, but why couldn’t I come in?”
>”I… um… Applejack had to take her shorts off so I could properly bandage her.”
>Oh.
>Yeah.
>Makes sense.
>You can totally understand why she’d want the door locked.
“Sorry, AJ!”
>”She’s… um… we’ll be out in a minute,” Fluttershy says, shutting the door on you again.
>Hrm.
>Whatever.
>You got what you came for.
>And when you return to the living room and shove it into Dash’s hands, it works wonders, clearing up the blood almost instantly.
“I can’t believe that worked.”
>”Really?” Twilight snarks, one eyebrow raised.
>”Yeah, you should know better than to doubt me,” Dash smirks at you, totally misinterpreting the egghead’s comment.
“But why would you even know that?”
>”Oh come on,” she laughs. “You should know why! I have to clean blood out of my clothes on a pretty regular basis!”
>Free bleeder?
“Gross. I didn’t need to hear that.”
>”From *sports*, you dingdong!” Pinkie explains with a giggle. “Besides, isn’t it common knowledge?”
>”It *is*,” Rarity agrees, but with a slight frown. “But I still think you should just get the thing reupholstered, since it probably reached the padding.”
>She blinks at you innocently.
>You have no idea how a blink can portray innocence, but it does.
>”Besides,” she says sweetly, “that fabric’s pattern is *horrid*.”
>It kind of is.
“But if we did that, we’d have to get all of the others redone, too, so they’d match.”
>”I know.”
>She gives you a victorious little grin.
>>24959795
“Fine, I’ll ask about – oh, welcome back!”
>The questor’s have returned, though Applejack seems to be leaning awfully hard on Fluttershy.
“Are you *sure* you’re okay, AJ?”
>”Yeah,” she mumbles. “M’fine.”
>”I don’t know,” Twilight says, almost sounding concerned. No, you’re being overly harsh – she actually does seem like she’s worried for her friend, going so far as to help her into her seat and pressing her hand to the side of her friend’s neck.
>”You’re looking kind of grey and your pulse is weak,” she says, shifting to check on the bandage Fluttershy had applied. “I’m starting to worry that you might have gone into shock.”
>”Ah *said* Ah’m fine!”
>The cowgirl slaps at her friend’s hands, driving Twilight back to her seat.
>”Don’t worry,” Fluttershy tells her, coming over to sit down beside you. “She’ll be okay, though it couldn’t hurt to elevate her legs or get her a blanket…”
>”I’ll be right back!”
>Twilight is gone in a flash – shit, she really *does* care, doesn’t she?
>At least she already knows where to find one.
What degree of monster you guys accepting? Pony variations or general MLPverse things? I've been trying to convert some monsters, but they're not really strange waifu material so I wasn't sure what to do with them.
>>24960733
Let this be your guide, citizen.
Ave Imperator.
>>24959821
Goodnight, sempai
Really hoping you don't end up going full grimdark, but even if you do it's gonna be interesting.
>>24960912
Fucking hell, is there anyone on /mlp/ that isn't a teegeefag, kommando, or fitizen?
>>24961426>implying that there aren't secret /d/eviants among the horsefucker ranks as well
>>24961476
>implying it's a secret
>>24961426
I'm from /co/.
>>24961695
>I'm from /co/.
For the recor/d/, most of us don't hate you /co/, or your naughty spawn, /aco/. We just want our /d/omicile back.
>>24961426Nope
>>24961426
We all love guns here right?
>>24959821
Pastebin?
>>24962167
http://pastebin.com/RPhhri1s
It's a couple days behind, but I'll update it tonight.
>>24959821
>Fluttershy, on the other hand, doesn't.
>She's snuggling up to your side with legs curled up under herself.
>If she cared at all, she would have given up her blanket for AJ instead of pulling it over herself - and you.
>Huh.
>Okay then.
>That's enough for you to feel comfortable cuddling back.
>You slide your arm around her waist and pull her closer - and nope, you were wrong.
>Fluttershy jerks away from you, scowling as sadly as humanly possible before yanking the blanket up to cover her nose.
"Sorry."
>Maybe she'll forgive you.
>Or maybe she was just surprised.
>Yeah, hopefully that.
>"No, it's okay," Fluttershy mumbles into the cloth, "but could you, um, could you maybe wash your neck...?"
>Oh, right, the garlic.
>"Yeah, you *do* kinda smell like a cheap Italian restaurant," Dash agrees with a cruel smile. "Instant turnoff."
>"Indeed," Rarity agrees. "What is it about high school boys that makes them think those kinds of places will impress us? That's why I *always* choose the restaurant."
>She shudders slightly in her blankety cocoon.
>"At least, I do *now*," she adds, winking at you, "though I do make an exception from time to time."
>>24960912
In a roundabout way I guess that answers my question. Is there really nowhere on /mlp/ for monster focused stories that aren't sexually charged?
>>24962948
I was writing an EQGs/Friday the 13th crossover, but I'm thinking of dropping it due to lack of interest.
>>24960733
I think we decided early on that this was going to be more "classic" monsters and that bat/spider/naga/monster girl type things were to be taken elsewhere.
>>24963360
Just because people aren't singing praise from the roof doesn't mean people aren't interested. I for one am reading every story in this thread, apart from the futa/shota one some Anon keeps saying he'll write I have no interest in that what so ever.
>>24962945
ib4 anon jams the axe between flutterbat's eyes
>>24963408
Even mine?
>>24963527
i am
>>24962945
"Fine, point taken."
>It's not like you'll be holding things up. Not much, anyway, since Twilight still hasn't come back with that blanket for AJ.
>In fact, she isn't in the hallway, either. Dammit, what the hell is it about your bedroom that she finds so enthralling?
>You wash up in the bathroom before heading back to your room. Even if she passed by while you were in the bathroom, you could probably stand to change your shirt. It doesn't smell of garlic - you don't think, anyway - but you might as well.
>Just in case.
>To no surprise, Twilight is still in your room, a heavy comforter held in both arms.
"Well? You found it."
>"Not yet," she mumbles, only half-hearing what you said. She doesn't look up, continuing to search your floor for something. "I can't find them anywhere."
"Um. You're *holding* one."
>"What?"
>Her head snaps up and her eyes widen to anime-like proportions.
>"What."
"Um. A blanket. For AJ. You're holding one."
>"Oh, right! Right!"
"So, could you make get the hell out?"
>"Why?" Twilight asks in an insultingly suspicious tone.
>She really needs to stop skipping her meds.
"Because I was going to change."
>She doesn't budge.
>Fuck it.
>It's only a shirt.
>"What the hell are you doing!?" she hisses when you begin pulling it off.
"Like I said, changing."
>You throw the old shirt on the floor, where it belongs.
>>24963595
>Twilight doesn't say another word.
>Nor does she leave.
"Maybe I'll change my pants too. Swap out these jeans for some PJ bot -"
>Oh, that does it, sending the girl walking out stiffly, but quickly, while very obviously NOT looking your direction.
>She pulls the door shut behind her.
>Good.
>Because you were serious about those PJs.
>If only you could find them.
"Dammit, where the fuck did I leave those...?"
>"They're not on the floor!" Twilight yells from the other side of the door. "DON'T LOOK ON THE FLOOR!"
>Fucking weirdo.
>Why would (mostly) clean clothes go on the floor?
>You find them tangled up in your sheets, and with the addition of a clean shirt from your closet you feel somewhat presentable.
>Meh, you're still more dressed than any of the girls, besides Pinkie. Maybe. You have no idea what she has on under those robes.
>Twilight is still waiting outside your door and tries to slip back in as soon as you open it - so you grab her by the shoulders and physically guide her back towards the living room.
>She doesn't resist, besides the soft whimper of a guilty puppy.
"Stop it."
>You shake her until the sound stops.
"AJ needs you, so stop trying to sneak away."
>"Oh. Right."
>She pulls free from you and practically sprints back down the rest of the hall - by the time you catch up, she has the comforter draped around her friend and is finishing up tucking in the corners.
>Looks like she has everything under control, so you push past her and make for your spot beside Fluttershy.
>Weird that she's still sitting there, grinning at you.
>Shouldn't she be fussing over AJ?
>Meh, Fluttershy is the one that bandaged her up and probably has a better idea of her friend's condition than any of you.
>If she's acting like this, then AJ will be just fine.
>>24963727
>If she's acting like this
She's going to eat our delicious jugular.
>>24963408
>futa/shota
First I've heard of futas, and I'm the one writing the damn thing. Gonna try to squeeze out an update before class.
>>24945277
>Vinyl bopped along to the music over her headphones as Octavia lead the way down the bumpy, unpaved road.
>Octavia had been complaining and moaning and bitching about how Vinyl'd talked her into this and how should be at home with her double bass and blah blah blah
>Her silent companion kept her headphones and sunglasses on, it being a mystery to all how she was able to react and interact normally with those pieces of plastic obscuring her senses
>They had been walking for two hours, the two of them realizing how much they'd taken the school bus for granted
>Before they took another water break Vinyl stopped Octavia and pointed to a vehicle in the distance
>"Oh thank god!" Tavi shouted. "I was growing worried we'd never reach civilization."
>Scratch raised an eyebrow at that remark but followed her companion regardless.
>As they got closer they found the vehicle was a police truck, usually ones that carried prisoners and convicts. Closer still, they saw that it had crashed into a tree, and all the doors were open.
>As the two ladies stared at each other and considered their options, the bushes rustling forced them to make their choices quick.
>The two ducked into the front seat, shutting and locking the doors behind them. Scratch began meddling with the police radio before finding a transmission.
>"Twenty-Eight Point Five, code six, we have a case of uh..."
>Before Vinyl could answer Octavia jumped in.
>"Oh thank the heavens above, listen! I need the police!"
>"...Who is this? Ma'am, are you aware that it is illegal for civilians t-"
>"Civilian?! How dare you! Do you know who I am?" Vinyl gave Tavi an unhappy look. "Listen, that's not important right now. We found a crashed police van on the side of the road, we cannot find the driver or passengers, and one of our friends might be dead."
>A short pause followed, the two girls looking at one-another in hopes that it went through.Will the cops come through or are they "busy"?
>>24964303
Cops respond, but don't help.They've lost too many officers over the years trying to protect this stupid kids. But they're very, very sorry, and they'll help any of the kids that make it out of Jason's murderzone.
>>24963727
>Hopefully.
>She doesn't *look* particularly fine, though a bit of color is starting to return to her cheeks.
>"Don't worry, she'll be okay," Fluttershy reassures you, seeing your gaze lingering on the cowgirl. "I have a lot of experience with that kind of thing."
"Because you're always taking care of injured animals?"
>She stares at you blankly for a second before nodding.
>Yeah, that was a pretty stupid question to ask, because what the fuck else could she have meant?
>Satisfied with AJ's condition, Twilight slumps into her seat and gestures towards the tv.
>Right, everyone's ready.
>"What are we watching?" Fluttershy asks, snuggling up to you again, followed by a happy little sigh.
"Army of Darkness. You're lucky, it was almost Cannibal Holocaust."
>You jump in surprise as she growls softly.
>"But it doesn't really fit, you know?" Pinkie chimes in. "Not a monster flick or horror film."
>"I disagree," Fluttershy answers, staring at her friend angrily. "There are *plenty* of monsters in that movie."
>>24964436
"There are *plenty* of monsters in that movie
human kind are monisters
>>24964541
I took it as more of an issue with the killing. Flutterpire is catch and release it seems.
>>24964558
thats what i was getting at
I'm gonna post today. I promise.
>>24963907
Figures. 4chan unfucks itself as class is starting.
Oh well. Bigger update later, then.
>>24965490
We'll wait.
>>24963527
Hell yeah, you were the one who got the original thread to take off.
>>24965578
Yeah, this thread is my love child. I regret nothing.Except the CMC threesome scene
>>24965710
>spoiler
Because it was a little rushed, right? Because that was the only problem with it.I wonder if Sweetie stole one of Rarara's morning after pills. Speaking of which, I didn't realize until a day or two ago that you were the guy who wrote that Sweetie story from however long ago, or that it continued past Anon walking her home.
>>24965912
I'm sorry, I never finished that story. I could always go back and continue if a thread like that comes along
>>24965957
It's fine. Between this thread, RGRE, Prison, Star Wars, Wardrobe Malfunctions, Stepsister Moondancer, et cetera, and actual books, I've got more than enough reading material.
>You sit next to the lovely lady an decide that if your going to have a meal, it's probably her
"Hello madam my name is Anonymous"
>The girl replies with an accent that sends blood to your dick rather quickly
>"My name is Rarity, it's a pleasure to meet you"
>She assesses you while you 'pay attention to class'
>She notices the slight bulge in your pants and almost instinctively bites her lip
>"Say Anonymous, may I call you Darling?"
>Ooo so she's already giving you per names
"If you wish to then I shall do the same darling"
>Her eyes tell you of her uncontrollable lust right now
>Boner.webm
>"How about you meet me in the bathroom darling?"
>The girl immediately raises her hand and asks to go to the restroom
>She is allowed
>As she is walking from her seat to the door she sways her ass in a very enticing and teasing way
>The men are staring at the spectacle that you can claim
>Sometimes you don't need to be a vampire to enthrall people
>Several minutes pass by before you ask as well
>While the professor is a bit more hesitant she allows you to leave anyway
>You head to the bathroom and decide to go into the men's first
>You never know who else will be in the women's
>After peering inside and listening for heart beats only to find none you go to the women's
>You do the same thing here
>There are two heartbeats
>Should you go in?Decide
>>24967642 yes lets get her in a nice quiet stall and {feed/fuckher}
>>24967742
>>24967642
Feed on her mid-fucking.
I haven't been following this; are our bites pleasurable, or just bites? Unless they're supernaturally painful I'll bet she'll be into it so long as she doesn't realize how much blood she's losing.
>>24968127
the centuries of experience we have in the romance department should keep her well distracted from blood loss
Should I continue my story? I haven't been posting because shit happened IRL, but if anyone is interested still I'll continue. It may be a while before an update though
>>24968571
Please continue. If we weren't interested, someone would have gone fullREEEEEEEEEEon you by now.
>>24968571
Do it cunt.
>>24968805
>>24969182
Alright. It'll take a few days, but update will happen, my real life be damned
>>24969310
What a trooper ;-;7
Can't wait for the update!
https://youtu.be/eojSaoqgUBo
thread theme.
>>24964436
>”Oh, darling, no!” Rarity gasps, shaking her head and sending her curls to bouncing around her head. “They may be cannibals, but they are still human!”
>”I know.”
>There’s a deep and ominous silence that stretches on just a little too long – you’re tempted to speak up, or just reach for the remote and just start the movie, but thankfully Twilight does it for you.
>The speaking up bit, not the movie.
>Bless her little sperg heart.
>”Actually, I totally get where you’re coming from,” she says to Fluttershy, nodding slightly. “From what I’ve heard, it sounds pretty similar to Apocalypse Now in that –“
>You gently push Fluttershy away and reach for the remote – well, you *try* to, but she’s so tensed up, it’s like pushing against a mountain. Luckily, you’re able to reach it anyway with a bit of stretching.
>” – well, anyway, both films explore the darkness inherent in –“
>This isn’t going to stop.
>Twilight never does, unless someone makes her.
>So you start the movie.
>” – I should probably watch them both to do a proper comparison, but –“
>And crank up the volume.
>That shuts her up.
>So why is she smiling?
>No mistake about it, she’s acting like she won or something, leaning back in the chair and happily munching from the bowl of popcorn in her lap.
>After a bit, Fluttershy does the same, though in place of a chair, she’s leaning against you, and instead of happily munching from your bowl of popcorn that you offer her, she’s eyeing it suspiciously.
>”Oh, go on,” Rarity whispers loudly to her. “You haven’t eaten a single thing and you’re insulting our host. Keep this up and he might just throw us all out!”
>She yelps when Pinkie smacks her upside the head and hisses wordlessly – but with unmistakable meaning: the movie has started, so shut the fucking fuck up you worthless shiteating cumdumpster!
>>24969758
>>24969758
Really? Well I'll try and see if I can work up the motivation to do it tomorrow, otherwise I'll probably end up procrastinating
>>24970205
>That might not be and exact word-for-word translation of the gesture, but it’s pretty damn close in intent.
>Well, you’ve had enough popcorn for now, and Fluttershy isn’t going to have any so you pull it away from her and set it on the sidetable – leaving the girl with a single piece of popcorn trapped between her thumb and forefinger.
“Oh, sorry, did you –“
>She shakes her head and starts nibbling on her popcorn like a squirrel on a nut.
>Well, if she’s happy with just that, who are you to argue?
>Instead, you try to relax and enjoy the film – and that’s surprisingly easy to do. The comforting warmth of the girl pressed against you makes your worries melt away – most of them, anyway.
>Unable to forget what happened last time you tried to return her cuddling, you keep your right arm on the back of the loveseat.
>At least, that’s where you’re keeping it for… maybe the first ten (fifteen?) minutes of the movie, until a geyser of blood makes Fluttershy jump and grasp your hand.
>Without a moment’s hesitation, she pulls your arm over her collarbone, leaving your hand in a very confusing and precarious position just shy of her shoulder and only slightly above the neckline of her dress. If your hand accidentally strays…
>Thankfully, her hand is clasped over yours, so you don’t have to worry about that, or that you’ve already crossed some line. After all, if she’s holding it in place, that must mean she wants it there, right?
>Her earlier reaction must have just been from surprise – or the smell.
>>24970623
we so dead.
>>24970770
Not a bad way to go, though.
>>24970205
>the movie has started, so shut the fucking fuck up you worthless shiteating cumdumpster!
I'm going to print that out, laminate it, and keep it behind my TV in case of emergency.
>>24967642
Feed while fucking
Gotta make her cum while we do it
>>24971642
Even better if we can make her orgasm -from- the bite and ride it all through the feeding, then give her another as we're finishing drinking. Rarity seems like the kind of girl to get prolonged orgasms, and might be the type to get off on being bitten - if we're careful, she might not figure out what we are until she has a chance to examine her neck.
>>24971940
I like the way you think
>>24971940
nice.
>>24970623
STAKE HER
>>24973192
>>24970623
>Whatever it was, Fluttershy is happily snuggling up to you now.
>Unlike AJ, this girl is soft in all the right places - and unlike AJ, the rhythm of her breathing is in tune with yours. With your arm clasped over her chest, you can feel it rise and fall in perfect time with your own, broken only by her occasional giggling fit.
>It's just too comfortable to move, which is almost annoying because you're starting to get really thirsty.
>But if go to pour yourself something, you'll have to get up to reach it, and right now that seems impossible.
>Kind of like getting out of bed on a cold winter morning. Theoretically it can be done, but the practical says otherwise.
>Well, at some point she'll get thirsty and you can pour something for both of you, except she never does. Or at least, she never says anything.
>You try to catch Rarity's attention - maybe she can get you something - but the girl is focused wholly on the movie and your gesturing does nothing.
>Practically nothing.
>One of them catches Pinkie's eye and she glances over - you point to one of the soda bottles and she nods.
>Fuck yeah.
>>24974202
>Another giggling fit from Fluttershy pulls your attention away from Pinkie - oh, right, the three books - and you look back just in time to see her set down your glass on the corner of the coffee table, just the perfect spot for you to grab it without having to move anything more than your arm.
>You nod your thanks and take a sip.
>This... is weird.
>It tastes weird.
>Maybe the soda went bad...?
>Not that you don't like the flavor, but Dr Pepper isn't supposed to taste like this.
>You almost say something, but Pinkie holds up one of Rarity's bottles before you can. She gives it a little shake and smiles diabolically at you.
>Shit.
>She spiked your drink.
>Meh.
>It still tastes good, so you take another sip before setting it back on the table and giving her a thumbs up.captcha: select the popcorn
>>24974279Last time it made you select waffles, now its making you select popcorn. Maybe captch really is becoming skynet.
Longevity
I know it's a little late but I would also like to get in on this writefaggotry taking place, but only if you guys feel like you can fit in one more.
Ain't trying to just butt in out of nowhere.
>>24975096
Get in there boi !
> You pull up the lantern to try and gain some visual.
> You know, being a vampire wouldn't be so bad.
> Or a Werewolf, at least then you could smell where the hell you were going.
> The rickety floor creaked and groaned under your weight.
> You are Anonymous.
> And you're a hunter.
> Well... you try and avoid that title, a lot of hunters were hated.
> Most of them were bigot, inbred, rednecks toting guns.
> Or men in tinfoil hats.
> But they were shiny and cool looking...
> FO-CUS!
> Right, right.
> You've been tracking this thing for awhile.
> Same old, same old.
> Kids spend night in rumored haunted house.
> End up dead the next morning.
> So who has to clean up?
> That's right, you.
> You look around, battered furniture decorated that dark hallway.
> To your left open, dirty windows let the night gust in, bellowing the dirty white curtains.
> You adjust your mask.
> Maybe you could talk this out?
> You didn't feel like fighting right now to be honest.
> You had a movie to go to.
> What movie was it again?
> Probably something girly, you fou-
> FO-CUS!
> This was the most boring part of the hunt.
> Hunting....
> So you tried to keep yourself occupied with jumpy, thoughts.
> You were told by other hunters that you were quite... Eccentric.
> Yeah, eccentric and not crazy at all.
> You turn the corner.
> Suddenly you backpedaled and came to a stop in front of a covered mirror.
> Uncovering it you smile under your mask.
> You always had to admire yourself.
> It was part of your lifestyle...
> You had a rather odd dress style.
> But it was perfect for hunting anyway.
> A clover green and black suit with a green and black striped tie.
> Over that you wore a black, button-up rain coat made from polyester and cotton.
> To top it all off you wore a clover green mask with a large question mark smack dab in the middle.
> You had your reasons.
> Pulling up your leather gloves you sigh as you adjust them.
> Suddenly a sharp movement caught your eye.
> You jump out of the way, a loud crash ringing throughout the still air.
> A large ash covered man in a black leather jacket pulled a fireaxe out of the mirror.
> Turning to you with an angry eye shine he lumbered forward.
> Sending out a wild swing, you managed to barely duck under it.
> The wall next to you exploded in a frenzy of splinters.
> You pop up.
"Suppose we could talk about this?"
> With a grunt he bought the axe loose.
> You step back, calling it close again.
"No? Really, come on now!"
> He bought the axe down overhead.
> You back into the wall, pressing flat against it.
> As the axe struck the ground the giant let out a howl.
"Okay man, enough of this."
> You pull out a silver flask and unscrew it.
> Pouring out the water onto the back of his neck the giant roared and stumbled away from you.
> Axe, Giant, Unintelligent.
> Yeah this was your guy.
> Plus there was the holy water thing.
> It worked on any thing that went bump in the night.
> From your prior hunting knowledge you were guessing he was simply a zombie.
> Which was easy.
> You pull the axe from the ground.
> The giant lumbered for you.
> And you simply lobbed off his head with ease.
> The body ran past you, falling to the ground.
> Both the head and body decayed instantly.
> Done and done.
> You shoulder the axe and pick up the lantern.
> Now for the hard part....
> You stood in front of a farm house overlooking a nearby lake on a hill.
> You tried knocking on the door but nobody answered.
> After some investigating you found a frail, old man in overalls staring out at the lake.
> He sat on a dock.
> It didn't take long for you to reach him.
> "Is it gone?" he asked solemnly.
"Yes."
> The man turned back to the lake silently.
> "Good..." he spat.
> "Damn monster took my son."
> With a sigh you walk over and plop down next to him.
> Adjusting your coat you place and arm around his shoulder.
"Yes, yes I know. But you've got to let it go Mister James."
> He just grunted in response.
> You frown.
"If you hold onto that hate you become something worse..."
> "What could be worse than a monster?"
> Your eyes met.
> And he turned away.
> "Right, right of course..."
> The two of you sat in silence.
> Patting him on the back one last time you get up and walk away.
> You wouldn't see him again.
> As you headed back towards your car your phone went off.
> "And I'm hungrrry like the woooolf!"
> You pull it out and flip it open.
> Flipphones are hip.
> "Anonymous...."
"Who is this?"
> You check the number and bring it back to your ear.
> Unknown.
> "It's me Luna, and I've got a problem at my school."
> You quirk an eyebrow.
> Luna was an old friend of yours.
> Well more like old acquaintance.
> She and her sister used to hunt as well.
> Eventually they settled down somewhere and dropped out of the game.
> They had both thought the same as all of the other hunters.
> That you were a craz- eccentric man that shouldn't be trusted no matter how desperate you were.
> Which meant that they were beyond desperate.
> "Look, just drive to the town Canterlot. I'll explain once you get here."
"Uhg, but there's a sweet movie I've got and I think I've got a lead on the Bunnyman Bridge case."
> That was your dream bust.
> "Anonymous please, this is way beyond either me and my sister."
> You frown and scratch your head.
"Well... alright, but I'm kind of three states away."
> "That's fine, I'll pay you back whatever it is for gas so long as you get down here fast."
> Man she sounded desperate.
"Why don't you call any of the others? I heard Big Blue is looking for some jobs."
> "..."
> ....
"The others are too busy for you aren't they?"
> "...Yes."
"SO you dug through an old black book until you found my name and thought 'Hmmm, let's push him back as a last resort and find someone better'."
> "...Yes."
"Then you couldn't find anybody else huh?"
> "...."
> With a sigh you roll your eyes.
> "Alright, I'll be there as soon as I can, it may take me a couple of days."
> "Okay, thank you! Please hurry."
> You flip the phone shut and slip it back into your coat.
> Man, that was new.
> Cracking your fingers you stroll over to a large RV camper.
> 'I like black girls' was spray painted in black on the side.
> On the other side was a large middle finger.
> Kids would and will always piss you off.
> Especially teenagers.
> You hoped you wouldn't have to deal with them for this hunt...
> They made things so much harder.
> Stepping into the RV you sigh.
> Pulling out a shard of broken mirror glass you trudge past the various litter of beer cans and glass bottles.
> Candy wrappers as well as fast food wrappers lay among the litter, infested with roaches.
> A large silver box was on your left, right under the RV window.
> Across from it was a half table with a booth bench.
> Strewn out on the table were multiple papers and pictures of different monster sand creatures.
> Maps, plans, and drawings were strewn about as well.
> You click open the silver box, stepping back from it.
> With a hiss the lid opened and a polished shelf came rising out of it.
> Black, metal fold-able bars helped it compress into the box.
> Multiple random objects decorated the shelves.
> A machete and hockey mask.
> A clawed glove.
> Some strange puzzle.
> The broken down head of a teddy Animatron.
> A kitchen knife and another stark white mask.
> A battle axe.
> A perserved eldritch tentacle.
> And many more objects.
> You place the shard of glass between a burned 'Chucky' doll and a Victorian doll propped against the wall of the shelf.
> You always kept trophies of your victories.
> Stepping away you give a curt nod and kick the box once.
> Almost as if it were alive the shelf folded back into the box, disappearing from sight.
"Alrighty..."
> You knew where she was talking about.
> You kept tabs on them at least.
> A three state trip eh..?
> Probably just to take down some ghost or something.
> You slip into the drivers seat.
> Look out Luna.
> You were barging back into her life.
Continue? Like I said I ain't just trying to barge right on in without warning.
>>24975426
He'll yeah continue
Alright, I got about 40 mins left.
> You pull the energy drink away from your lips.
> You swerved on the empty road, nearly going off into the cornfield patch.
> Yeah... you hadn't gotten sleep in the last four days.
> All you've been doing is driving and taking breaks at gas stations along the way.
> You couldn't even sight see which was greatly depressing.
> As such is the life of a hunter...
> You empty the can and toss it behind you.
> It clacked connecting with multiple other energy cans in a pile.
> You were used to this lifestyle.
> You had to be or you wouldn't make it very far in the hunting game.
> You look in the review mirror, peering behind you.
> Canterlot was a... strange town.
> A lot of paranormal things happened there, namely harmless stuff like sightings and contact.
> Sometimes though something actually dangerous would happen.
> Celestia and Luna had set up in that town for that exact reason.
> You felt bad for the gals...
> They would never be able to have husbands or a family because of the whole 'hunter' deal.
> None of you could.
> You didn't even have any friends.
> Just those that came and went.
> You flipped on the radio.
> "On a dark desert Highway~!"
"Ohhh yeah...."
> You begin to sing along.
> Just as you got to the haunting guitar rift you pull one hand away and mimic a strumming guitar.
> Your RV swerved again, prompting a curse out of you.
> You righted the vehicle, coughing awkwardly and keeping it steady.
> Back to Canterlot...
> It was namely built around farming and agriculture.
> So it was a pretty close community, despite being such a large town.
> Seriously if the thing wasn't listed as a town you would assume it was a city.
> But hey, some snake in a suit says it's a town, it's a town.
> And you weren't keen on going into any heavily populated areas.
> Due to your... hobbies you were wanted in several states.
> Several other thought you were dead.
> Two had very angry fathers in it...
> So what if you thought his daughter was hot.
> She was legal.
> And kind of a hussie but whatever.
> You began to list off possible threats in a area like Canterlot.
> Well the regulars, Vampires, Werewolves, Ghosts, Zombies, Ghouls, Demons.
> The the not so regulars.
> Lamias, not as sexy as you thought.
> They were actually spindly, warped creatures that killed more than seduced.
> And a succubus wasn't all it was cracked out to be.
> Tried to rip your throat out the last time you fought one.
> Mummy?
> Would have to be a supposed god, Mummies gained there powers from belief.
> So an emperor or king Mummy would be a possible reason they called you.
> Maybe it was a higher tier of Demon.
> One of the ones that did a little more than strike deals...
> If you didn't think about this you would go mad.
> Anything that was enough to make another hunter contact you was something that shouldn't be taken lightly.
> Especially since Halloween was well on its way.
> A month and everybody would be out scaring others.
> In costumes.
> Which was perfect to hide among if you were a monster.
> You sigh.
> You already regret taking this request.
> If you didn't know Luna you would have said no to be honest.
> That movie would have to wait...
> You reached the end of the long stretch of road.
> Turning around the corner the seemingly barren countryside was suddenly filled with multiple buildings in the distance.
> You passed a large, green sign with a faded 'Welcome to Canterlot' on it.
> You pull out your flip phone, keeping one hand on the steering wheel.
> You had a leopard print wheel cozy...
> It was nice.
> You hit the quick dial button and bring the phone to your ear.
> It rang as you tried to peek out the window and see where you were headed.
> The phone clicked and a tired but exceedingly annoyed voice picked up.
> "Hello..."
> A female but not Luna.
> Oh yeah it was like two in the morning.
> On a monday...
> Oh well.
> "Hello?"
> The voice seemed to be getting much more impatient.
"Yes, is Luna there?"
> "Mmyeah but she's sleeping.. who is this anyway?"
> Should you say it?
> Yes?
> No?
> Compulsive lying disorder was ago.
> That was a lie.
"I'm Jake from state farm."
> The voice sighed heavily.
> "Please stop the prank calls Flash, I know you're bored bu-"
> Plan A failed.
> Time for plan B.
"I'm Luna's secret lover, we meet in the midst of the night whenever she leaves but puts three pillows her size in a bed. Last night we made excellent love near the river, she calls me 'Dark Chocolate' and I guess you could say I produce some chocolate milk..."
> ....
> "That sense of humour..."
> "Wait a minute..."
> "NO!"
"Yes!"
> "Anonymous don't you dare come near my sister and I ever again!"
> Oh so it was Celestia.
> You should've guessed.
"But she called me first!"
> The line went silent...
> "Where are you..." she muttered.
"In your town."
> "And Luna called you?"
"Mhm..."
> The phone went silent and a couple of seconds later you heard shuffling and yelling.
> You could hear Luna and Celestia yelling about something.
> After a couple more moments of this the phone was picked up by Luna.
> "Anonymous?"
That's it until 5:00 pm tomorrow.
Buoyancy.
>>24976109
top lel
>>24976124
Now we wait for the morrow.
>>24975096
>>24976124
>new friend
>all this green
Damn son, I'm gonna need to set aside some time later to catch up on this
>>24976124
looking forward to it
>>24940127
>You could feel her trembling body against your own
>She was nervous but wanted it
>Acted as if she almost needed it
>You turn around and look Twilight in her eyes
>They were scared but determined
"I just need to be positive you want this..."
>You take her hand in yours
>TS:"I got in the shower with you and exposed my naked body! Isn't that enough to tell you that I want it?"
>Before you can answer she mashes her lips against yours
>She was just kinda forcing her face against yours
>After a few seconds she breaks away
"Was that your first kiss Twilight?"
>TS:"What? No of course not! ... That bad huh?"
>You smile
"It wasn't bad Twilight. You just have so much passion but don't know exactly what to do with it. Here let me lead this time."
>You bring your face close to hers and softly bring your lips to hers
>Her eyes are wide open but soon relax to half lidded
>You begin slowly kissing her and releasing only to go back for another kiss
>You release her after a few minutes
"Well?"
>TS:"That was amazing! But I thought kisses had used tongue..."
"Do you want to try that?"
>TS:"Well, I kinda do want to experience all of it so yes please."
>You bring her close once again and begin with another kiss but part your lips
>You begin by massaging your tongue against hers in her own mouth
>After she understands a bit more she begins moving her tongue against yours
>Soon you're playing full on tongue tennis with one another
>Swapping between her tongue in your mouth or your tongue in hers or simply meeting somewhere in the middle
>It was nice but you could guess that she wanted to move on with how hot her body was
>You pull away once again
"Do you want to move on or do you want to stop?"
>TS:"Like I said, I want to experience ALL of it. And I think I should start by helping you with the erection you have going on."
>She gets on her knees in front of you and seems frozen in front of it
"Sure you're okay?"
>TS:"I'm fine! Just... examining it."
>>24978526
"Examining it?"
>TS:"Just.... trying to find out the best way to proceed."
>Christ, she was prodding and feeling
>She wasn't this transfixed earlier
>Granted, she couldn't see it but still, she was stroking you off
"Maybe try putting it in your mouth?"
>TS:"Oh, great idea Anon. I always wondered what they might taste like!"
>At this rate the shower was gonna be cold real soon
>She grasps it in one hand and begins licking it
>She smacks her lips together as if trying to discern the taste
>TS:"Hmm, it's kind of salty but has a odd taste that I've never quite tried before."
"So, do you like it?"
>TS:"I guess I could say that, yes. I'll have to taste a bit more to truly discern my feelings."
>God dammit Purple Smart
>You decide to help her a bit by placing your hand on Tha back of her head
>She gives you a questioning look before letting you take control
>You make sure to only slide what she can handle into her mouth
>Don't want her coughing and gagging on you
>Her mouth feels good
>Real hot and you could feel her shallow breaths on the tip of your cock
>Too bad you can feel the water starting to turn cold
>You release her head and turn off the shower
>TS:"Are we done here?"
"Naw, the water was just turning cold and I'd rather not have sex during cold showers."
>You hop out of the shower with Twilight
"But now, it's my turn to taste you."
>TS:"Um, okay. Just be careful I'm kinda sensitive down there."
>You prop Twilight up on the sink and spread her legs to reveal her pink wet pussy
>Most of the moisture was probably from the shower but you could guess that she was pretty wet
>You stretch it between two fingers and she gasps
>TS:"Don't do that! I said I was sensitive."
"Fine. Fine."
>You move your tongue out and take one long lick up her honey pot
>She had a sweet taste to her and was very alluring
>You move your tongue up and down her pussy as she lets out moans and groans
>TS:"Oh Anonymous, right there! Keep licking right there!"
>>24974279
a timebomb is in play here
>>24978672
>She's moaning even louder as you're now focusing your licks and sucks directly on her clitoris
>TS:"Anonymous, I think I'm going to climax!"
>You take that as a sign to move your tongue inside her pussy
>She arches her head backwards as you begin pushing inside with your tongue
>Soon after you can taste her juices splashing onto your tongue
>You remove your tongue from her and wipe your mouth as you stare at the disheveled bookworm
>TS:"That was absolutely amazing! I can barely think straight right now."
"That good huh?"
>Pride increase plus 1
>TS:"Yes, now all that's left is for you to become one with me."
>Odd way of saying "fuck me" but okay
>You align your cock up with her slick pussy and rub it against it for some impromptu lubrication
>You look her in the face
"Are you ready?"
>She just let's out a mhm and bites her lip
>You push your head aginst her to move inside
>You can feel yourself slowly being pulled inside of her
>Now she's biting her finger to prevent any cries or screams
>You could tell she was in pain
>You're also about halfway inside of her
"You okay?"
>TS:"FINE! All fine! Just keep going!"
>You continue once again until after a few whimpers from her you reach the end
>Completely inside of her
>She was gripping the sides of the sink now
>She had tears in her eyes but none of them fell
>She was at the point where it was a full mix of pain and pleasure
>Without asking this time you begin the slow movements to ease her into this
>Of course she let out uncomfortable whimpers and cries which caused you to stop and make sure she was fine
>Finally all her cries had dissipated and now she had the beginnings of moans coming out of her
>However you could feel that you were close
>Virgins grip was tight yo
"Twilight, I think I'm gonna cum."
>TS:"I-i want you to do it inside. I want to know the feeling."
>Out of all of them you guessed Twilight to be the one who was most afraid of Pregnancy
>>24978834
>Then again, you've came so much tonight you're pretty sure that you're gonna be firing blanks
>You begin moving at a pace that was as fast as she allowed
>She was still feeling a bit of pain but not enough to prevent you from moving a bit quicker
>Moving at your moderate pace, you could feel your orgasm coming soon
>You start letting out slow powerful thrusts
>She brings you close
>Chest to chest
>As you're about to release you are pulled into a sloppy kiss from her
>You give a final thrust and release yourself inside
>You were wrong about not having any cum left
>Twilight let out a high pitched squeel as she was filled
>She releases you out of her kiss
>TS:"*Huff* I climaxed again.*Huff*"
>You couldn't help but let out a small chuckle
>You pull yourself out and her the splat of your mixed juices hitting the bathroom floor
>She gets off the sink and moves away
>Welp, looks like another place to clean up after the night is over
>Twilight comes right to your face and kisses you on the cheek
>TS:"Thank you Anonymous."
>She has a soft smile on her face
"Anytime Twilight. And I do mean anytime."
>She has a slight blush
>TS:"I may have to take you up in that offer."
>She giggles before wrapping herself in a towel
>You also grab a towel from the rack and wrap yourself in it
>Twilight opens the door
>Suprise hits Twilight's face and confusion on your own
>Standing in the doorway was Sunset Shimmer in black lingerie[pic related]
>SS:"Sorry I'm late to the party. Seems I missed quite a bit."
>>24978971
SUNSET JOINS THE BRAWL
>>24978986
I even heard the music in my head.
>>24978986
Originally wasn't gonna add Sunset but sunny bunny made me.
I know I said I might update today, but I slept like shit, too tired to write well. IPinkieswear I'll do it tomorrow though.
Sorry about the lack of updates on the Ft13th-front, but I've been working on writefagging for the Alien Invasion threads. I hope you guys understand.
>>24980044
I do
Bump
Also
>insane bow updates
Yasss
Bump. God, I'm useless
>>24979683
>thumbnail
Shit friend, you need sleep as badly as I do.
I can't accept that there is such a thing as too much /tg/, but all these campaigns are really cutting into >green time.
>>24974279
>With your parched throat addressed, you reach over your shoulder and blindly grab a handful of popcorn from the bowl on the side table, followed by another sip from your glass - a pattern that repeats itself over and over, broken only once by you offering a handful to Fluttershy, just in case she wants some.
>You don't say anything - if you did, Pinkie's retribution would surely follow. Instead, you hold the popcorn in front of her face.
>Not blocking her line of sight, of course, but close enough that you hope she'll see it and realize your intent.
>She does - her head dips to stare at your hand - shit, making her miss one of the best scenes in the movie.
>You're about to pull your hand back when she gives a little shudder and dips her head. Her tongue flicks across your palm -
>Kinky.
>- snatching up a single piece of popcorn out of your hand.
>Oh.
>Well, if that's how she wants to eat it...
>>24984650
>You keep your hand there, expecting her to lick up another piece, because she doesn't look away - at least, her head doesn't move. You can't exactly see her face with her sitting like this.
>Fluttershy shudders again, a slight vibration that sets your whole body to tingling.
>Falteringly, as if trying hold herself back for some bizarre reason, her head dips down again.
>Why the hell would she be hesitant?
>If you didn't want her to have it, you wouldn't have offered, and it's not as if it's made of any cute little animals.
>She whines wordlessly, her mouth right above your hand.
>Oh.
"Thisty?"
>>24985257
>You're regretting asking even as the word comes out of your mouth.
>Pinkie is going to -
>The girl grins sheepishly when you glance in her direction - and catch her refilling your glass.
> - do nothing, apparently, unless giving you more to drink is supposed to be a punishment.
>You turn your attention back to Fluttershy. She hasn't answered, but her head has dipped even lower. She takes a deep breath, stuttering breath - one out of sync with your own - and sighs.
>You can feel the air rushing over your wrist, followed by what feels like a feather gently - wetly - being dragged across it.
>Her tongue, you assume.
>You give her a little shake.
"Hey?"
>Her head snaps up at your voice.
"Do you want anything to drink?"
>She starts to nod, but halfway through the gesture starts shaking her head vehemently instead.
"Any more popcorn?"
>"No," she moans softly, "please. Please don't make me..."
>Oh.
>Well, now you feel like a bit of a cunt.
>Maybe she's on a diet or something.
>Or just too nervous to eat or drink anything - she *is* Fluttershy, after all.
>Yeah, that makes since.
"Sorry, of course you don't have to."
>Fluttershy's body doesn't untense until you pull your hand away.
>>24978971
oh god we have to wreck her
>>24986171
You're speaking my language
Continuing from >>24976109
"Ave Luna."
> "Look, I'm glad you got down here. But you can't meet us at our house."
"Why?"
> "...."
> "My sister doesn't want you to know where we live..."
> Jokes on her, you already knew which street they lived on.
> Just not their address...
> Eh, you would delve into the towns plans later.
> "Meet us at the 24-hour cafe on Filly Street."
> Ew.
> "I take it you're just entering the town, as you're not barging through the door right now?"
"Mhm."
> What a smart girl.
> She sighed.
> "There goes not knowing where we live... anyway, You're coming from the east right?"
"Correctamundo."
> Never saying that again.
> "Keep on driving until you see a statue of a man in a large overcoat.
> "Go forward for three blocks, make a left, then make a right."
> "It should bring you onto a street full of shops."
> "In big neon colors you should see Hip-sters Coffee shop, meet us there."
> Hip-sters.
> Strangely gross and funny at the same time.
"Okay, okay."
> You flip the phone shut.
> Celestia and Luna were an odd hunting pair.
> They were like you pulled a pair of sisters straight out of a TV show.
> Celestia was tall, thick and more passive.
> She was way more protective of her sister than you've seen from anyone else.
> For real, she once dived into a pond and killed a bunch of ravenous mermaids just because they took her sister.
> Then there was Luna.
> Short, muscular, and waaay more aggressive than her sister.
> You would have to watch your private parts around her.
> She was a whole other story in on itself.
> She was rumored too actually kill Chuthulu.
> How could someone pull that off!?
> Yeah, they were good hunters.
> Which is why it bothered you and amazed you that they were able to leave the game so easily.
> Last you remembered they were the go-to hunters for any problem.
> Most others ignored you, if not hated you.
> Why?
> You could be a 'little' hard to work with at times, you would admit it.
> But you never thought you were impossible to work with.
> Which may be true considering these two were calling YOU for help.
> You chuckle darkly to yourself.
> Ah, you were going to have so much fun with this.
> Forget the regret, this was the two greatest hunters crawling at your feet.
> Maybe you would make a banner of this...
> You peek out, staring at the statue with an over-coat.
> Okay, forward three blocks....
> You hop out of the RV, which was parked in an empty parking lot.
> Save for a raggedy moped and a busted hippy van.
> Little coffee shop on the outskirts of town?
> Perfect meeting spot then.
> You lock the RV and shove your hands in your coat.
> Strolling to the door you push past it.
> All the other shops on the street were closed, which helped you adjust to the melancholic atmosphere of the Cafe.
> Two 'men' in colorful clothes chatter to a girl in the corner.
> She shyed away from them, trying to sip her coffee in peace.
> She looked nervous around them but they were obviously invading her space.
> Should you help her?
> Nah.
> You weren't a hero, just a freak with resources.
> You walk up to a four chair table and pull out one of the chairs.
> Plopping down you faced the door, waiting patiently for them to show.
> The shop itself wasn't nearly as bad as you thought.
> Creamy white and tan colors made up the scheme of it, giving it a very familiar feeling.
> Windows decorated the front and side of the shop, letting the warm light of the shop creep out into the darkness.
> Behind you a white, marble counter with a waitress behind it.
> "Anything you need sir?"
> The two 'men' stared at you briefly before turning back to the girl.
> One of them began to run a hand through her pink hair.
> Probably covered in piss.
> You shudder.
"Just a cake please, whatever you think is the tastiest."
> The waitress nodded wordlessly, staring at your mask.
> Yeah, it drew a bit of attention.
> You lean back in your chair, pushing it back on two legs.
> You lean your head back and stare up at the ceiling above you.
> You began to whistle a tune.
> The two 'men' glanced at you again before turning back to the shy girl.
> Something about this picture bothered you.
> You quirk and eyebrow and bring your chair back down on all fours.
> Reaching forward your grabbed the pre-rolled napkin and unfolded it.
> Pulling out the spoon you hold it up to your face.
> All three of them possessed reflections.
> Okay, so paranoia was just messing with you.
> Or they could be something else.
> You stay weary of them, your gut telling you something was amiss.
> It got you this far.
> The cafe door opened, Luna and Celestia stepping through it.
> They both wore heavy aviator jackets despite the mild temperature of the autumn night.
> You had a feeling it was so you couldn't oogle.
> Yeah... you were prone to that too.
> They both focused on you.
> Celestia's eyes narrowed while Luna gave you a respective bow of her head.
> They both took a spot from across of you.
> The waiter came out with a fluffy cheesecake covered in chocolate sauce.
> Pfft, you didn't have money.
"Yes while you're here hun can I have three chocolate muffins, three mocha latte's, three mild coffees, three more slices of cheesecake, three slices of chocolate cake and a bag of suger. Oh and they're paying."
> Celestia sighed and ran a hand down her face.
> Luna just glared at you.
> The Waitress nodded and got to work.
> When she left you leaned into the two.
"Don't forget to tip her, she looks like she's had a rough life right?"
> Luna folded her arms over her chest.
> "Anonymous, please be serious for one moment."
> Serious?
> Serious was your middle name.
> It was passed down through your family line for generations.
> You lean back and shrug.
"A little bit yeah."
> Celestia groaned and turned away from you.
> Luna, who was surprisingly still dealing with you tented her fingers.
> Leaning forward she lowered her voice to a whisper.
> "Okay, Anonymous listen and listen carefully. Recently there has been an increase in paranormal sightings and disappearing's here."
> Luna reached into her jacket pocket and pulled out rolled up newspaper articles.
> You unfold them.
> They were multiple clippings of missing students, elders, average men and women.
> Which was odd...
> But this was multiple sets.
> Black people, white people, young, old, disabled, healthy.
"Woah..."
> "You noticed it then!" Luna hissed.
"Yeah, there's no pattern here. Usually the monsters prefer a certain age or group. But this is inconsistent."
> "Yes!"
> Celestia got up and headed over to the two 'men' and the shy girl.
> You quirk an eyebrow.
"What's up with her?"
> "She's trying to stop hunting all together..."
"So why is she here then?"
> Luna frowned.
> "Because I'm here."
> Makes sense.
> You lean forward, coming in closer.
"Okay, so what. It's just a roaming zombie or undead. Jason wasn't picky."
> "Yes but that's not right."
> Que?
> "Vampires, Fairies, Mermaids, Werewolves, Anonymous it's all here, they've all been sighted roaming the town."
> Oh...
> Shit.
> "Anonymous, we think something is going to happen here and we need you to investigate. My sister and I can't do it because we still have to keep our day image up."
"Oh so your day lives are more important than saving what may be the world."
> "Well we called you didn't we. You and I both know the only reason we would is if we even cared about this."
> You lean back and fold your arms.
> With a click of your tongue you roll your eyes.
"Alright... where was the very first sighting."
> "Well about a mo-"
"No, Nyet, Naddah."
> Luna stopped.
"The FIRST sighting. Ever in this town. Here."
> Luna sighed.
> "There's an old Asylum on the west outskirts of the town, near the old barns. Some people have claimed that the area is haunted."
> Pfft, ghosts weren't a problem.
> Poltergeists were a problem.
> "By a Poltergeist."
> Oh...
"How come you guys haven't taken care of that yet?"
> "We didn't really want too. Nobodies been up there in five years, we managed to convince the town council to deem it unsafe."
> Hm
> Suddenly some shuffling caught your attention.
> Where was that waiter with the cakes?
> You and Luna turn to see Celestia and the 'men' arguing.
> Luna joined in instantly, walking over and trying to figure out what was going on.
> You got up to join in but the Waiter came from the back with your food.
> She bought the tray down on a jack smiling at you.
> "Here you go Anonymous~!"
> You didn't give her a name.
> You turn back to her and glance down at the spoon.
> No reflection.
> Shit...
> "And I said she's just sick bro!"
> "Don't call me bro." Celestia said, looming over the man.
> "And you shouldn't be flirting with a highschool student when you're obviously thirty."
> "Look, we were just going to take her back to her house, we're good friends of hers."
> You doubt it.
> The Waiter went in the back.
> You turn back to Luna and Celestia, trying to signal them.
> They were too busy arguing.
> Uhhhhhg....
> Looks like you would have to deal with this yourself.
> And the food was out of the option.
> While they're busy arguing you slip behind the counter.
> You slip past the light doors.
> Waitress.
> Waiter was a man dude.
> The whole time you've been calling her the wrong gender.
> Oh well, you tended to get those kinds of things mixed up.
> Like Piña Mary's and Bloody Colada's.
> That seemed correct...
> The kitchen was actually deceivingly large.
> Everything was so new and chrome that it sort of hurt to look at.
> It reminded you of that sponge bob episode.
> You reach into your coat.
> You knew you had a stake in here somewhere.
> Vampires were so common they were like the roaches of the monster world.
> Every crevice of the planet had to be filled with them.
> Recently one of them made a book and movie in an attempt to make them more likeable.
> Twilight...
> You sneer, still reaching into your coat.
> Binoculars...
> Flashlight...
> Screw driver...
> Batteries...
> A penny.
> Lint.
> You made a mental note to clean out your jacket the next chance you had.
> And you still couldn't find the stake.
> Crap.
> You would turn back and get Luna and Celestia but you felt like that would be a bad move.
> As if what you were doing already wasn't.
> You peer around, noticing a butcher knife on one of the counters.
> Snatching it up you creep forward slowly through the kitchen.
> It was roughly the size of a small house.
> All of a sudden the lights overhead shut off with a buzz.
> When they flickered back on a beefy butcher stood in front of you.
> Turning around you saw the waiter- Waitress standing behind you.
> "I told ya' he was here." The waitress said.
> "Eh it's good, we got him now..."
"Okay... I've got one question."
> The Waitress licked her lips.
"Why is there a butcher knife in a Cafe?"
> "It's not for the cakes..."
> Peering past him you could see a pair of unmoving feet sticking out from behind a pile of pots and pans.
> Ah...
"Well, I must say. That was creepily cryptic."
>> The Butcher began to move forward.
"And I've got to say, is the only thing you cook up humans? Cause' uh..."
> Your voice began to crack.
> You bumped into the Waitress.
> "That's bad for business."
> The Butcher made a wild grab.
> You ducked under and popped back up.
> Pushing past him you made a beeline down the kitchen.
> "Pa!" The Waitress shouted.
> "Get him! Don't let him go!"
>Heh, they don't know your juke-
> You slip on a pool of blood, falling forward and crashing into a bunch of hanging pans.
"Fuck!"
> The Waitress came towards you.
> You snatch one of the pans and bash her across the face.
> A hollow ting echoed throughout the kitchen as she reeled back.
> You tossed the dented pan behind you and bought the butchers knife down.
> Only for her to dodge it gracefully and pop up in front of you.
> She pushed you with a single hand.
> And sent you flying back a good five feet.
> Sliding across the tiles added another three!
> What a fucking deal.
> You pick yourself up and shake the birdies loose.
> "Oh I'm going to have fun with this."
> The Waitress moved forward and smiled maliciously.
> You looked back and noticed a coffee pot brewing.
> Snatching it away from the machine you bring it on her face, the sizzling and screech of pain instant.
> She backed away clawing at her face.
> You ran forward and bought the butcher knife down in an arch.
> You caught her in the middle of her skull, leaving the butcher knife stuck and jutting from her fore-head.
> She wasn't dead but the pain should keep her down for a bit.
> Pushing her over you look up and notice the butcher was gone.
> All of a sudden a big, meaty hand grabbed the back of your neck.
>>24988331
BIG
MEATY
CLAWS
> He lifted you in the air with a single-hand.
> "After my girl heals, we're going to suck you dry!"
"In which way?"
> His grip tightened, prompting a pained gasp from you.
> Wow, you weren't usually like this.
> Your guess was the fact that four days of sleep and non-stop driving was to blame.
> But hey your ego was in trouble here so...
> You kicked your legs out frantically.
> No..
> Focus.
> Focus.
> You calm down, going limp in the Butchers hand.
> Before he could do anything else an elbow out, catching him in the nose.
> With a crack he grunted in pain and let go of you.
> You dropped to the ground and rubbed your elbow.
> All you managed to do was effectively piss him off.
> Curse him and his enhanced durability.
> Like really, that fact that the monsters were always stronger pissed you off greatly.
> Oh well, you were kind of busy right now.
> You turn around and throw out a wild punch.
> Your hand cracked as it connected with a nearby silver microwave.
> You let out a silent scream and cupped your hand.
> The Butcher gave you an annoyed look.
> "You're the most idiotic and clumsy hunter I've ever fought."
> You had no words.
> "I'm honestly surprised you've lasted this long."
"Welp, you see. I've lasted this long because I'm a lucky bastard."
> The Butcher quirked a bushy eyebrow.
"Luck like...THIS!"
> They had to have heard all the commotion by now.
> You pointed at the kitchen doors expecting the sisters to come in.
> Nope...
> You sit there silently, still pointing a finger at the door.
> "Oooohh kay, if you're not going to take this seriously I can go ahead and end it right now.."
"Uh, hmmm. That is certainly disappointing."
> Turning back to the Butcher you smile under your mask.
"Sometimes it's a little delayed."
> He glared at you.
> With a snarl he stepped towards you.
> "Enough of your inconsistent babbling!"
> You side step.
> He rushed right on past you, too slow to stop in time.
> He slipped on the same puddle you did.
> With a series of curses he went down, his head bashing against one of the kitchen counters.
> You stick your hands in your pockets and stroll over, letting out a long whistle.
"That's a shiner."
> Oh hey...
> You pull out the stake.
> It was in your FRONT pockets.
> You smack your head.
> Of course.
> Ohhh you Anonymous.
> You loom over the Butcher, flipping the stake in your hand.
> Yeah, winging it was really amazing sometimes.
> You caught the stake so the pointed end was facing down.
"Hasta la Vista baby."
> Before you could end the poor bloke a hand grabbed your wrist.
> Turning around slowly you came face to face with the waitresses shredded and burnt face.
> Hey that was a little nice play on-
> She grabbed you by the throat.
> Lifting you into the air like her father she glared at you.
> "I'm going to snap your neck and drink from it like a twizzler."
> Twizzlers don't snap, slim jims do.
> Her grip began to tighten.
> You bought your hands up and tried to pry off hers.
> Welp, here you were.
> Going down by a crispy critter vampire.
> You thought something more interesting would do you in...
> Suddenly a soft voice floated through the air.
> It was a girls voice.
> She sung softly.
> The Waitress let go of you, listening to the song.
> The Butcher seemed distracted as well, getting up to listen.
> It was a strangely soothing song despite your current situation.
> Wait a minute.
> The kitchen doors burst open.
> Celestia walked in and took the stake from your hand.
> Grabbing the Butcher she stabbed him in the heart.
> He disappeared in a burst of ash and an echoing screech.
> The Waitress seemed too distracted with the song too even pay attention to you.
> Celestia whirled around and stabbed the stake into her chest as-well.
> She burst into ash just like her father.
> You rub the back of your neck.
"Heh...thanks."
> "Aren't you supposed to be better than that? That was two vampires Anon."
>>24987775
>You stay weary of them
Wary
>so you couldn't oogle
Ogle.
Shit, at the rate you're churning out green I'm never gonna catch up on reading it. Thanks for writing.
"Nuh-uh it was like three."
> You rub your throat.
> Celestia frowned.
> "Mhm.. well my sister is putting a lot of trust in you so don't go and break it."
> She stood over you.
> "Or I'll make sure you're the first thing I hunt again."
> You know that would be intimidating if you weren't currently trying to peek at her chest.
> Suddenly you perked up.
"Oh, what's that lovely serenade?"
> Celestia rolled her eyes, gesturing for you to follow.
> You put the stake back in your pocket and trail after her.
> As she pushed past the doors the singing became much more clear.
> The picture before you was wrong.
> Luna sat cross-legged at a table sipping on some coffee.
> The shy girl stood in the middle of the room, singing her heart out.
> The two 'men' from earlier sat in the booth, blank eyed and drooling like a pair of dogs.
> "Anonymous meet Fluttershy."
> You looked over the shy girl.
> She was rather shapely with long pink hair.
> She wore a yellow turtleneck, most likely to hide her
> WOW LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!
> You hadn't noticed before but she had a massive... personality.
> You try and ignore her protruding chest.
> Wait that song...
> She was humming really but you knew that.
"SIREN!"
> You pull out the stake and screwdriver.
> Realistically you needed a sailors knife dipped in whales blood too kill them but nature would find a way.
> "Calm down Anonymous." Luna said taking another sip of her drink.
> "Anon, this is Fluttershy."
> The shy girl shot you a sideways glance before turning back to the ground.
> She continued to hum her song.
> Wait.
"You guys are working with a monster?"
> Celestia sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose.
> "He's not going to let it go Luna."
> "Yes I know sister, I was going to get to it."
> Luna put her drink down and moved over to you.
> Placing her hands on your shoulders she began to massage them.
> "Now Anon, stay with me."
> "We aren't working with one monster."
> "We're working with six."
>>24988731
Thank you, I'm a little tired so I'm trying to keep the grammar in check but eh, what can you do?
> If this was a cartoon your head would do a 180.
> If this was a drama you would hear the 'dun dun dun'.
> If this was a...
> SLAP!
> You rub the side of your cheek.
"OW!"
> "You were looking at her chest again Anonymous, don't do that, she's only seventeen."
> Yeah, right, whatever.
> Still you were worried.
> Peering past Luna you look over this 'Fluttershy'.
> Pulling Luna away, you bring her into the back.
> Ignoring the body and blood puddles you hold her out at arms length by the shoulders.
> You pull one hand away and stick up a finger.
"Wait... so let me get this straight. You're working with six other monsters, not hunters, monsters to solve the MONSTERS problem!?"
> "That is correct."
> You let go of her shoulders and throw your hands in the air.
"Why?"
> "Because they offered."
"Offered? Offered to eat your faces off more like it."
> Luna sighed.
> "Anonymous, it's not like that. Now please be quiet and listen for a second."
> You fold your arms over your chest.
> and wait patiently.
> "My sister and I were going to explain it to you later but we were going to originally investigate this ourselves."
> "When our trainee-"
"Woah, woah, woah, wait. You have a trainee?"
> "...Yes, I probably should have mentioned this as well."
> She really should have.
"Run me through what the hell has just been going on exactly."
> Celestia and Luna had been aware of the increasing problem for a while now.
> They had lightly looked into it at first.
> Anybody who didn't live in the town or hadn't seen anything yet thought everybody else was a cook.
> So right now the town was divided.
> And no-one would come and help.
> After a little bit of research Luna and Celestia came to a dead end.
> So they turned to the next best thing.
> They had tracked down Fluttershy and managed to convince her to help them solve this problem.
> Sirens didn't really eat anybody and they were only dangerous at sea.
> Fluttershy had never seen the sea in her life so she was no threat.
> Anyway after she was convinced so were her friends.
> Who were all monsters hiding right under their noses as well.
> You were starting to doubt their abilities as hunters.
> She then went on to explain that after those six got involved one other wanted to get involved.
> A student named Sunset Shimmer.
> Literally the only human among the group.
> What a coincidence!
> So Celestia and Luna took her under their wing.
> It wasn't long before they had a little posse going on.
> They had managed to get only slightly further in the case though.
> As it turned out the girls didn't hang out in any of the underground clubs or anywhere useful.
> So recruiting them had been a moot point.
> They all had their own aspirations and actual goals apparently.
> So they began to track other monsters.
> They had killed two werewolves and a ghoul before finding these vampires.
> In which case Luna had decided to call you because she was getting desperate.
> Well not really you, she had tried multiple others before.
> But when they figured out she was working with monsters they either told her to 'shove it' or threatened to come and kill her.
> Luckily she hadn't given out any info prior to asking them.
> Which led to you.
> And you being tricked into getting pulled into this ridiculous cold case.
> You sigh.
"Look, just let it go, kill the monsters and ditch the trainee. That's all I can tell you."
> "Anonymous..."
> You groan internally.
> Were you really about to agree to this?
> With a sigh you lean against the counter.
"Alright, alright. I'll help you out and not kill the quote Good Monsters unquote."
> Luna seemed satisfied, knowing you at least had enough respect to not go back on your word.
> As far as she knew.
> If any of those monsters did one thing you didn't like...
> And you felt like there was more to all of this then they knew.
> Something you could only find out through staying here.
> Oh investigation fun!
> The two of you headed out of the kitchen.
> "Fluttershy, meet Anonymous."
> Fluttershy turned to you, stopping her song.
> She flicked her eyes to the ground and held out a hand.
> You took it in a handshake.
> If it could even be called that.
> It was so lifeless and half-assed.
"Uhhh hi..."
> She mumbled something.
> You look back at Luna and Celestia.
> Luna urged you to go on.
> Of course, she needed you to make nice, nice with the monsters if this was going to work.
> You turn back to Fluttershy and pull your hand away.
"You uhhh, have...."
> Big
"A nice.."
> Gigantic.
"Lovely."
> GARGANTUAN!
"Sweater."
> "Thank you..." she muttered.
> Mhm.
> You were still freaked out being this close to a Siren and not in a struggle for life but you managed to get through it.
> Besides you have done crazier things.
> Just trying to be social with someone never suited you well...
> You step back from her and look at Celestia and Luna.
"Okay... so what are we going to do the Cafe?"
> Torch it?
> Clean up?
> Torch it?
> You really hoped you guys would torch it.
"YES!"
> Because it was so late in the night you guys decided to torch it.
> The fire roared into the night, engulfing you in its orange light.
> Celestia had bought some untraceable flammable liquid.
> You would need to figure out the name of it.
> The others were long gone, something about taking Fluttershy and the two hippies home.
> By home they meant their car.
> They would most likely get blamed for this.
> You look back at the two sleeping forms in the van.
> Good thing you had some extra jack bottles on you, they could pass off as drunk.
> Statutory rape was not okay.
> And the vamps were already ash so the fire worked perfectly.
> Such a shame you never got to try any of those cakes.
> You turn around and head back to your RV.
> Welp, starting tomorrow the first thing you were to do was investigate the area they had told you about.
> But forget that because the first thing you were doing was finding out about those girls.
> You still did not trust this.
That's it until 5:00 Eastern tomorrow, thank you guys for letting me in on this.
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Alright, I'm tired as fuck and not in the mood to write, but I said I'd update today, so I'll do a peice of the first chapter. I wanted to write and post the full chapter but that won't be happening today. Be back in a lil while
