Autism thread
>Inb4 screencap of thread.
the "aay lmao" meme
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>>19082845
I hope these people kill themselves.
>>19082845
>"Metroid can't swim but he can turn into a ball"
This game is what? 20 years old? 25? How do you not know Zelda is a girl.
>>19082879
>Sega is a really fast, blue hedgehog!
>Samus is a cool guy
>Zelda has to go save the princess after finding crystals
Good times.
This one beats everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmR84TZ11vo
>>19082911
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmR84TZ11vo
>Fapping at the speed and sound to Through The Fire And Flames
God Damn...
>>19082814
Jesus fuck that one hurt
>>19082879
20 years.
Holy hell are these kids stupid.
>>19082900
>>19082798
>mfw people do this on Facebook and not tentatively safer mediums like DA, Dumblr, chans or forums
>mfw people do this under their real names on their main accounts
>>19082980
I hope their parents see how retarded they are and smother them with a pillow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElpeiupxSp0&list=UUSa2wan3Rv6UCK4_MI5N1cw&index=21
This guy's commentary on the video is funny, but the video he's commentating on is creepy.
>>19083273
>"Out of all the things in that bag, I'm going to guess a job application isn't one of them."
Fucking kek.
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>>19082911
A-am I autistic if I enjoyed this video?
>>19082900
>1 she lives in cloudsdale
Umm... DYEWTS, random kid?
>>19083793
>>19083327
Holy fuck.
Is this that guy's actual resume?
Alright here's a guide to determin if something you do is cringeworthy
>invite friend over or on skype or somewhere they can see your screen
>do something
>if they judge you,it's cringeworthy
Done.
Also
>inb4 implying we have friends
shut the fuck up you edgelord even a loser like yourself has at least one friend. If not then you're fucking sad,call your mother/father instead.
>>19084130
My entire family was killed by a niggerliek if u cry evry tiem ;_;
>>19084160
nOTA LL NIGGERS
Here's one you guys might've forgotten. Honestly most of my stuff is old, but I'm bumping the thread to see if there's any fresh spaghetti.
>>19084197
It's pretty terrifying that the same group that keeps defending blacks and gays with that argument also created the YesAllWomen hashtag.
Shows how far gone they really are.
>>19084249
This one's a classic at this point. I believe this guy is still on the internet and even posted here once.
>>19084249
Now you've got me curious, these stories still up?
Dumping autism.
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>>19084893
Feel free to contribute some OC.
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>>19085049
CAPTCHA: semenze LORD
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>>19085066
>>19085083
>/mlp/ userbase
>>19084292
>>19085154
/mlp/ is at least self aware enough to not post any shops of themselves with ponies online.At least not shitty ones.
>>19085083
I refuse to read all of this shit
>>19085487
That kinda got me rustled
>>19085194
It's as if 9gag had a child
the "mother" who named her baby Pinkamena Diane Pie and posted it on DA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HiaBlrGcSs
>>19084916
When I started reading, it seemed ok. But as I continued, I got a sinking feeling in my stomach. By the time I hit mentions of "gender roles" and "trans", I knew it was gonna be bad. And then...
Baby Futashy. May god have mercy on that kid.
>>19084249
>Thinks pets, wild animals, and slaves count as 'residents' of a town
What a faggot.
>>19088994
>Baby Futashy. May god have mercy on that kid.
Kid's parents sure didn't.
>>19084916
That poor child
>>19089179
>welcome to /mlp/, I will be your guide for today
>>19089179
Yes. I live alone. How could you tell? Oh, the poster of an idealized version of me with a better appearance, no gut, and non-tiny genitals involved in an orgy with 10 My Little Pony characters? Yeah, that makes sense.
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>>19089313
>When I hear about evolution, I do the educational equivalent of sticking my fingers in my ears and yelling gibberish
Fuck, man. All those years I paid attention to learning about religions in interest seem wasted if the other side isn't going to do the same.
>>19089439
>sex addict
>asexual
...what?
>>19089439
I think self diagnosed cancer is actually the most accurate thing I've ever seen on a tumblr blog. At least some of them are self aware
>bat pony general
>>19089472
No, see, that one's OK, because I really wouldn't mind boning each of those adorable pones.
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>>19089439
>>19089540
tumblr is such a shithole
>>19089525I agree, I'd destroy those.With my penis.In their butt.
>>19089470
Took me a second, but lel
>>19089481
Compared to the other shit in this thread, this is very, very tame. 0/10.
>>19089439
fucking kikes eh
>>19089363
>#food tw
I can't believe they take themselves that seriously
>>19089685
I'm on disability, but people like these make me agree with euthanasia and eugenics.
I feel so strongly that these people shouldn't be allowed to live that I support policies that are directly in opposition to my best interests.
>>19089726
Please god make one of these SJW go hand these out to people and film their reactions on hidden camera
>>19089726
Waa he OFFENDED ME WAAA
>>19089764
I'd love to have someone give me one of these, just so I could call THEM out on being a retarded cunt (because you KNOW it's a woman)
>>19089819
You'd probably look like a retard in the process
Just laugh and look puzzled like a normal person
>>19089726
Eugh, Jesus fuck, clean your nails out you damn hippy.
>>19084292
I want to see his reply to this.
>>19089853
Nah, I'd rather put them on the spot, since those cards are proof they're afraid of conflict. They want to just hand out the card and run away while the person they gave it to is confused.
>>19089726
>her wallet
>>19089726
>So, I'm looking at this card, and there are some issues. I'm not seeing where you got your degree in sandwich making. Please tell me why I should get my sandwiches and beers from you instead of just using my mail order bride.
>>19089726
>Do not play 20 questions with me
What does this statement mean
>>19089876
Because purses are a product of the patriarchy! They exist to make it easier for men to take from women. They're to make a symbolic rape easier.
>>19084916
I guess it's cool that they didn't want to force a gender on it, but...
>Futashy
OH GOD KILL ME
>>19089909
Ofcourse! I need to go pray to the all mighty Susan for forgiveness
>>19089908
It means "It's not MY job to educate you!"
>>19089923
Please be satire, oh God, please be satire
>>19089726wut
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>>19089923
That card is cute :3
>>19089934
Or, in other words, "I don't feel strongly enough about my beliefs to put any effort into supporting them."
>>19089179
Is that poster avaliable somewhere online? I need it because of reasons...
>>19089979
Oh dear shit tell me there's more of this...
>>19090009
http://38.media.tumblr.com/9271a80710c35fdcbb2d8a4eab429893/tumblr_n9eaj1Wx2E1tg9vwco1_1280.png
There's only two physical copies though, and they're both mine. One is misprinted a bit (the ink fades on Luna's pants). Since it's my commission, there were no other copies.
>>19090012https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/8/394498.png
>>19090034
>There's only two physical copies though, and they're both mine.
>only two physical copies
>>19089179
>and
>they're
>both
>mine
>>19090034
Holy shit, are you for real? Why would you hang this thing in your room?
>>19090034
What the fuck am I reading
>>19090066
Yes, I posted the original picture in this thread. I thought the fact I named it "MA AUTISMS!" made that clear.
>>19090086
Because I like MLP, I like MLP porn, and I basically never have company due to anxiety issues.
>>19089983
Holy mixed metaphors Batman. The keys to a flood? Since when does a flood have keys? Also a consistent flood? Since when is a flood consistent?
Also, that dude looks more like he has a consistent flood of well greased gerbils entering his anus.
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>>19090034
>>19089179
Someone screencap this shit
>>19090123
>01234
>>19090034
Gonna need a time stamp on this shit
>>19090111
Someone had to take that picture tho
>>19090111
>>19083327
dontbethisguy.jpg
>>19090141
The plot thickens
>>19090161
Even assuming this assclown otherwise had a point, what's with fedoras? Is this shitty fashion sense-shaming? Isn't wearing a fucking fedora a choice?
If you don't like being made fun of for wearing a fedora, fucking don't wear one, because you look like an idiot when you do.
>>19090161
>2 liter bottles of Mtn Dew are cheaper than healthier drinks
Nigger do you even water? Shit's so cheap it's practically free
>>19090141
Actually, the artist took the picture
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>>19089179
So, which high school will be blessed with a massive shootout next week?
>>19090034
Ok all autism aside, why the fuck would you commission whoever shit artist this is
Its so fucking terrible
>>19090034
Wait, are those pony stickers in the window? >>19089179
>>19090161
Neuro atypicals, someone please shoot me.
>>19090210
This is why i love you, /mlp/, holy shit
>>19090215
>Americans
>>19090210
Holy shit
>>19090210
Holy shit. This isn't real
>>19090219
No, that's an ornate post on the pourch. I'm surprisingly not so spergy that I'd put stuff in the windows.
>>19090215
High school? I'm 27.
>>19090210
My fucking sides
It's all true
post pic of you jizzing on the picture frame
>>19090210
Post pic of face
>>19090210
>no exif data
cheeky breeky
>>19090258
Yeah, I'm not going to ruin a $16 frame. Plus I have no interest in jacking off. At least not now.
>>19090210
Holy fuck why would you post your autism in an autism thread
>>19090262
Everyone behind it looks horrified.
>>19090210
>You and that framed picture are on the same planet.
>>19090255
>High school? I'm 27.
This just gets better and better. I fucking love you guys
>>19090255
>27
What the actual fuck, you look like a 16 yo bloke in here >>19089179
>>19090210
Somebody cap this
>>19090280
Perhaps. Gotta shave first, though.
>>19090304
It didn't say "Other peoples' autism thread". I can laugh at myself, why not let other people laugh at me?
>>19090316
People always say I look young. My neighbors were surprised I was moving into my own apartment, they thought I was around 16, too.
CAPPER I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT SCREENCAP THIS
>>19082803
ayy lmao
>>19090332
This is incredible. What do you do for a living?
Oh, hey a cringe thre->>19089179
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>>19090332
Don't post your face.
>>19090210
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
>>19090288
Nigger I'll send you the $16 for a new one
>>19090210
holy fuck
>>19090345
Someone pls cap this.
>>19090210
10/10/10
>>19083327
ow oh wtf. I actually feel embarassed for him
>>19090210
>two people actually sat in one room and gazed upon this marvel on the wall
>>19090332
I love you
>>19090412
I'm sure someone's on it
>>19089566
The sun is warm.
>>19090436
I'll do it once the thread's over, I don't want to miss out any potential keks
>>19090332You are a nice guy.
>>19090367
Disabled, obviously.
>>19090389
Don't tell me what to do.
>>19090430
Best part? The other person is a 16 year old black girl
OK, gaze upon my ugly.
>>19090447
Thank you, based anon
>>19082911
>mfw
>>19090457
8/10 would watch ponies with
>>19090210
>>19090457
Ok! now! don't show your penis... don't!
>>19090457
WHY WOULD YOU POST YOURSELF AFTER THAT HOLY SHET
>>19090457
Sweet Jesus
>come back to /mlp/ for first time in months
>this thread
It clearly hasn't ended yet
>>19090442
actually the sun is hot with a surface temp of over 5000 Celsius, it's more just "warm"
>>19090457Post pics of the girl.
>>19090457
>>19090210
Congratulations. You have the honorary title of Autist of the Day.
>>19089726
>I AM CALLING YOU OUT!!!By leaving you a card with none of my info on it.uwu
>>19090493
I have a my little pony orgy framed on my wall, why would you think I'd have any concept of shame?
>>19090488
I'm not going to. Just look at your pinkie, it's about the same.
Fun fact, I posted my penis about 8 years ago. While wearing a Michael Myers mask. You want to see my penis? Find those old pictures.
>>19090457OH SHI-
>>19090457
You are the hero /mlp/ needs. God speed, Anthro-kun!
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>>19090034
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>>19090255
>>19090457
This is the single best thread I've seen in almost a year
>>19090518
I don't have pics of her. I only saw her when she delivered the posters (she lives in the same state. And, shockingly, trusted me to not rape her)
>>19090523
Really!? That's even better than horsefamous
>>19090457
Now cum on it.
>The other person is a 16 year old black girl
Did you fuck her?
>>19084976
>>19090556
Woah, shit, that's a typo, that should have been 26, not 16. And no, of course not, I don't do 'sex'. Haven't in over 2 years.
>this thread
>>19090571
But did you fuck her?
>>19090457
>Oh boy
>>19089313
Here's something else from our beloved friends, the religious right.
Hate to seem like a fedora-toting spaghetti-lord but these people do tend to piss me off more than the other extreme.
>>19090457
We need to go for a pint one day, i cannot believe you are for real.
>>19090457
attention whore
>>19090581
I... no. I don't fuck people. If I didn't I wouldn't fuck underage people. And I just got the poster Friday. If I haven't had sex in 2 years, I couldn't have fucked her.
>>19090583
Autism in an autism thread? Seems right on track to me.
>>19090571
>And no, of course not, I don't do 'sex'. Haven't in over 2 years.
nigga wut
How the fuck have you had sex
>>19090603
>I don't fuck people.
So have you fucked a horse?
>>19090210
I would hang up porn if I lived alone.
>>19090601
If I was attention whoring, I'd link my tumblr. Or tripfag.
>>19090607
Not only have I had sex, I have a 7 year old kid. His favorite pony is Rainbow Dash. This pic is at least 5 years old, though.
>>19090629
No. But I do live next to a horse farm.
>>19090210
Why would you do this?
>>19090457
>>19090653
BLESS YOU BASED CAPPER
>>19090653
Oh, fuck, Capper's here...
>>19090644
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
YOU BRED?!
>>19090644
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>19090644
I am actually in awe of the number of fucks you are incapable of giving
>>19090644
Checke'd em
>>19090679
Not by choice! My ex used to make me have sex with her.
>>19090686
Life's too short to give a fuck.
>>19090644
You, Sir, should be added to the unesco list of worldwide wonders
>>19090644
just when I think my sides cannot fly higher, or my jaw cannot drop lower this thread reaches a new level.
>>19090644
>>19090653
WHAT"S HAPPENING?!
This thread became GLORIOUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8
To be fair, when I was forced to breed, it was 2006, so I wasn't watching pony yet. I'm sure if I tried to get laid these days, that would get in the way.
>>19090644
THEY CAN REPRODUCE? OH LAWDY THEY CAN REPRODUCE. SOUND THE ALARMS.
sides have broken the speed of light
so we /soc/ now?
>>19090644
Is this you from the HN swim suite contest? https://derpibooru.org/675169
>>19090457
Is this you by any chance?
>>19090644
OH MY GOD
THIS FUCKING GUY
THIS FUCKING THREAD
HOLY SHIT
People, you don't need to post any more content in this thread, this shit cannot be beaten.
>>19090761
Previous evidence of my inability to give a fuck. And that is the closest you will get to seeing my penis.
>>19090339
Anyone want to introduce her to that Craigslist Killer from a while back?
>>19090644
>disabled
>touch welfare
>as a kid that will be a loser and end up living off welfare.
Congrats, you're a republican dream.
>>19090764
we can try!
>>19090761
Wait... is that from derpiboo.ru? Am I on derpiboo.ru in my underwear? Fuck.
>>19090644
JESUS FUCK
WE GOT OUR NEW HORSENEWS HERO
>>19090644
This muthafucka is living the dream, man. Living the dream.
>>19082798
This entire subforum/whatever is autism.
ALLLLLLLLL OF IT
>>19090837
>subform
>>19090644
>little boyI'm sorry.
http://theotakuxxx.tumblr.com/
Fuck it, here's all the porn I've paid for or gotten for free. Enjoy.
>>19090837
>this entire site is autism
FIFY
>>19090457
This thread had added years to my life.
Cappergeneral, I swear to god, this guy is fucking gold.
Is this article worthy?
>>19090886
This
>>19090890
Thanks Cap.
>>19090890
Saved :^)
>>19090847
>subform
>>19090837
>subforum
>>19090890
Based Capper
>>19090866
Cheers m80
>>19090890
>inb4 screencap of thread
This is probably the best incident of irony I have seen
>>19089244
BOOM ROASTED!
>>19090210
sir my hat is off to you
>>19090890
>dat file name
It's all I hoped for and more
>>19090210
Oh shit
>>19090890
I tip my fedora to you
>>19090866
>this is where Obama's welfare money goes
>>19090890
You deserve all of the internet points Capper
>>19090997
disability is social security, not welfare.
Someone make a thing that says everybody loves capper, in the retarded 60's fashion
>>19090866
How much money did you sink into those commissions, Collector-Chan?
>>19090890
Cheers, Capper
>>19090210
HELLO FUTURE SCREENCAP, IM FINALLY DOWN IN HISTORY!!!!
Hello to mom and dad and James and fuck you Carlos and I love jimmy nutron, I told you Rory I was going down in history, herpes didn't stop me fuck you Trent razner, the jinco jeans aren't too tight on me fuck you you peice of shit IM IMMORTAL
