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>Juno captured images of polar auroras on Jupiter
What's this fucking planet up to?
>>14427992
Space onion is about to come out of there
>>14427992
Jewpiter is forming it's skull cap
>>14427992
>>14427992
Jupiter is growing stronger.
![61686[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PewEUxM.jpg "61686[1].jpg")
>>14428076
Nuke Jupiter now before it gets the upper hand.
>>14427992
NASA's getting ready to launch for Europa.
And you know what they say about Europa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OayX7B6jZ68
>>14427992
The jovians must be charging their mega-laser.
>>14428105
"Attempt no landing there"?
I pledge allegiance to Saturn.
>>14428092
We can't. Jupiter would swallow a nuke and not even care. It wouldn't even notice it.
>>14428135
I would honestly do that to Uranus. He's a cold bastard, he can fuck Jupiter alright.
>>14427992
Nothing good that's for sure.
>>14428139
What about all the nukes?
>>14428481
I'm pretty sure that string of comet fragments that hit it had quite the punch and it shrug it off like it was nothing.
>>14427992
Preparatory setup for going nuclear and becoming our second sun.
I mean, it kind of happened in Heroic Age.
>>14427992
Jupiter is becoming a star, like in 2010: Odyssey 2.
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA.
Jupiter's scaring off those uchuu kaiju
>Don't make me go buster machine 3 on your ass
You can do it big sis! You will be the most beautiful star in the sky!
>>14428505
Well, we all know Jupiter has the most talent.
>>14428481
Jupiter is huge. Even all our nukes at the height of nuclear power (we have less than we used to and a lot of them are in less than ideal condition) wouldn't make a dent in it. Even if they were all anti-matter bombs it probably wouldn't make a dent honestly.
>>14427992
>>14428481
Remember the Shoemaker-Levy 9? Every single impact created an explosion as big as the Earth, Jupiter just shrug it off as it were nothing.
https://youtu.be/vxD-1RsL7gI?t=52 you can see it there.
>>14428718
As someone who came from the future, I can tell you to go eat a shit ,you have no idea of the destructive nature of the anti-matter bombs, and the terror of the planet-less solar system.
>>14428481
Firing every nuke in the world at Jupiter would only make a speck.
Jupiter is massive. More massive than your mind could comprehend, were you or I face-to-face with it.
What I'm getting from this Jupiter is that Jupiter is a big planet...
>>14429063
Well, that aurora is about three Earths across, so yes. It's pretty big.
>>14429063
I'm not saying it.
I'm not saying it.
I'm not saying it.
Oh fuck it.IV U
>>14427992
Guys, I'm scared. I wanna leave now.
>>14429015
What's the future like? Why did you come back?
The end times are nigh upon us, and Jupiter its harbinger. It is a sign of Gigantis' awakening and the will of Ide.
>>14429089
See >>14429144 thanks for not leaving me hanging.
Also, what's the big deal? There have been observed auroras on Jupiter since the 80s (maybe late 70s). Is it because of the orbiting?
>giant space kaiju being born at the top of Jupiter
>we are more concerned about building a fucking wall between mexico and the US instead of build a massive Gunbuster-sized defense mecha piloted by a feisty teen girl to protect us from Jupiter space kaiju
damit
>>14429456
Mexico is a galactic-level threat.
>>14429456
We will build a even bigger fucking wall. It worked in Diebuster.
>>14429488
I wouldn't trust Trump to build another casino, let alone my Dyson sphere.
>>14428139
We'll have to bring out the big guns:
Two nukes
>>14427992
Khamen Khamen is waking up.
>>14430320
Trump's idea didn't work in Pacific Rim
mechs > walls
>>14427992
That is a picture from Hubble, have an IR image of Jupiter from a ground telescope.
>>14427992
Given the state of the world, hopefully the ELS.
>>14427992
>tfw humanity is about to evolve into Innovators
OUT OF MY WAY JUPITER FUCKING SHITS
>>14431039
Why that thing looks like it will become a star in any minute from now?
>Jupiter trying to get the sun's attention because the sun only cares about Earth
Poor Jupiter
>>14431082
>>14431210
Well, if they come with qts, I don't mind.
>>14432646
That thread was a riot.
>>14432646
I loved that thread so much.
>>14432647
Those are some pretty wide hips.Who's this cutie and what's she from?
>>14433165
>made for breeding
>>14432647
Bad things happening to schoolgirls
>>14431210
Please don't use the word evolve for that innovation shit that's not what it is.
>>14427992
Fluctuating gravity well time
>>14427992
Aurora?
Probably some fucking communist revolution. Not again damn it, God be with us.
>>14433165
>Who's this cutie and what's she from?
Amia Lee, and the 00 movie.
>>14433979
How about Transcend?
>>14432647
Youre going to be the QT anon.
>>14431210
FUCKING REBORNS!!!
The childhood of humanity ends.
>>14437327
So we're entering our chuuni phase?
>>14437357
Yes.
The great space age
>>14427992
HIGH ENERGY
>>14428514
She sure does.
>>14427992
How is it transforming into Super Planet God Super Planet? I thought you had to have a pure heart to attain such a level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CT_txWEo5I&feature=youtu.be
Recording from Juno, which will enter Jovian orbit in a few days.
>>14427992
>Polar Aurora several times larger than Earth
Jupiter is fucking terrifying.
>>14427992
Alright /m/en, how do we defeat Jupiter?
Nukes aren't gonna cut it, do we either go full UNDERSTANDING or do we make it listen to our song?
Keep in mind Jupiter has:
Scirocco's Syrup
ZA POWA
Creepy sounds
Polar auroras
>>14437444
Jupiter is spooky as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3fqE01YYWs
>>14437516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh2-P8hG5-E
Saturn's worse.
>>14437521
>the planet of death makes creepy sounds
How is that a surprise?
>>14437521
>>14437516
please stop
>>14437506
Death-Star laser
>>14427992
>auroras
nah that's just ZA POWAH manifesting itself.
>>14437516
Sounds like ambient music I have listened to.
>>14427992
IT'S CHARGIN ITS LAZOR!!
>>14428139
>>14428481
You might actually turn it into a star that way. iirc it's fairly close to critical mass already.
>>14437913
It's lulling you into a false sense of security
>>14437951
>You might actually turn it into a star that way. iirc it's fairly close to critical mass already.
Not even close. You will need 80 times Jupiter's mass create a red dwarf. There's nothing we could do to "ignite" Jupiter. If it were to happen, the cause of it would wreck havoc in the Solar System even before it ignites Jupiter anyways.
>>14437506
Aim for the top and turn it into a fucking bomb.
>>14428505
Now just hold on a second.
>>14427992
A planet where we could really use a colony drop and zeeks are nowhere to be found. Figures...
Fucking spacenoids.
>>14438083
A colony drop wouldn't even tickle Jupiter
Io is simply the cutest!
>>14437516
>>14437521
> All planets make sound heard in electromagnetic radiation
> It's always there
> In the background
> A lot of it sounds like background music
>>14437521
Saturn is like the cutest girl in the group, and she claims to sing very well, when she's in fact tone deaf
>>14437951
>>14438033
Just throw the Junos Family at it. Its their specialty.
https://youtu.be/3vkxr8z3NLI
>>14438053
What are we waiting for?
>>14429474
Mexican here, can confirm.
>>14438083
Get all the Zeeks and sacrifice them to Jupiter. Then blow up Jupiter.
Dead Spacenoids, Dead Planet. Win win for the Federation.
![[gSS]_Mobile_Suit_Gundam_00_-_A_wakening_of_the_Trailblazer_(1080p)_[2B252856].mkv_snapshot_00.56.37_[2011.01.17_20.33.11].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/He2Gqwe.jpg "[gSS]_Mobile_Suit_Gundam_00_-_A_wakening_of_the_Trailblazer_(1080p)_[2B252856].mkv_snapshot_00.56.37_[2011.01.17_20.33.11].jpg")
>>14427992
prepare to be assimilated
unless my spacetrivia is outdated
im sure that the big storm in jupiter is made by a fuckhuge asteroid that got shallowed before humans were even a thing
it probably was nearly the size of the moon, i think
Just drop Io into Jupiter.
That sure worked well in Heroic Age.
>>14427992
Japanese people are making the second sun out of it.
>>14439394
Jupiter looks like best girl.
>tall motherly girl who will smother you with love
>>14439394
Mars best girl.
>>14439235
They're a bit late on that shit. We already did it in 2010.God, that movie felt weird for how drastically different in tone it was compared to 2001.
>>14432626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9HtCAHv54E
>>14439793
It was a joke. I posted this >>14438033
>>14427992
Clearly it's making a laser beam for something.
Oh shit is it stinger and cohen?
Oy vey!
>>14427992
Charging malaysia
>>14441670
The goyim know!
![Galactic Cyclone Bryger 23.mkv_snapshot_17.49_[2012.07.16_03.44.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EAsTI8a.jpg "Galactic Cyclone Bryger 23.mkv_snapshot_17.49_[2012.07.16_03.44.30].jpg")
>>14439394
Saturn a best
>>14443332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkmDm9Uy9qE
>>14427992
>nigger, that's just some poorly shoped spiral galaxy atop of Jupiter
>this shit can't b-
>look it up
What the flying god damn fuck?
>>14427992
Man Jupiter-nee is a fatty.
>>14427992
ITT /pol/ practices astronomy.
>>14445102
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>14444505
link to anything proving other wise? I didnt find anything
>>14445134
we made jokes about it looking like a jew thing and now he feels bad that he laughed so he's lashing out
>>14438083
you could run Earth into Jupiter and most likely it wouldn't care
>>14445159
What a pussy.
>>14444505
It is shopped but with a recent infrared image on top of a picture of Jupiter from 2014. The thing is, Jupiter has always had auroras like that and they're caused by constant solar flares much like the ones on our planet but on a much larger scale. I can't explain why they're so massive on Jupiter, but it's nothing new.
>>14445102
ITT: reddit gets butthurt.
>>14438742
>Feds
>blowing up the only planet that stands agains more conspicious Neptuneand Plutoand fucking up the whole balance of Solar System
>Because of a handfull space nigger doing nigger do best.
>Win-win
Fedfags confirmed for a bunch of retards
https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-announces-coverage-media-activities-for-juno-mission-arrival-at-jupiter
Few hours until Juno moves into orbit, here's links to a livestream.
>>14431210
IM READY
Why is it always Jupiter?
>>14449565
Finally... the war begins.
>>14449565
Get those units ready, anons. Make sure your guns are loaded, missiles stocked, reactors in full working order.
Let them come.
Successful orbital insertion confirmed.
>>14427997
This is mah planet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re0jXF7dZ8w
>>14450972
>>14450972
>>14450972
Daitarn soon, fellow /m/en.
Leave Jupiter to me
>>14428092
You do know that the planet took a meteor so large that the explosion it caused was several times larger then earth right? So we could fling earth at it as a weapon and Jupiter wouldn't give two shits, our nukes are nothing but mosquito bites.
JUPITER READY
>>14428946
shoemaker levy 9s largest explosion was (((6 million))) megatons
>>14453520
this
>>14453628
By contrast, Tsar Bomba had a yield of 57 megatonnes, with a maximum yield of 100 megatonnes. The yield was reduced to ensure less fallout. And that's the largest nuke ever built to my knowledge.
>we will never build a wall around Jupiter and make the Jovians pay for it
Kind of a shitty feeling.
>>14453608
Excuse me, but what are you doing to Jupiter?
>>14437444
>0:55
would the human mind be able to comprehend seeing Jupiter to scale with the naked eye?
>>14456339
>https://youtu.be/vxD-1RsL7gI?t=52
Depends on the human maybe? I mean, there are plenty that can't even grasp Earth's size. Pretty sure atleast a few people can grasp Jupiter's.
>>14427992
Space
