how can i be like this guy ?
wikihow its shit and theres nothing, so you better help me.
>>14344222
Don't ever betray anyone.
Wear sunglasses everywhere and at all times
>>14344222
Have questionable relationships with women younger than yourself.
Find a bunch of women who want you to give them the D.
Then don't give them the D.
>>14344257
That look.
Oh, you just know.
>>14344222
> Have a calm, cool demeanor. Do simply what needs to be done. Otherwise, chill.
> Be knowledgeable in a wide variety of fields
> Look attractive and be in shape
> Have an enemy or some form of worthy rival. Competition will help keep you at the top of your game.
> Decent social abilities are crucial
> Wear sunglasses
>>14344293
>Get the shit beaten out of you by an autistic child
>>14344222
Give the impression that your sole purpose for coming here is to laugh at you.
>>14344302
We all have our moments.
>>14344222
>how can i be like this guy ?
Hah, good luck. I don't ever see you being voiced by Shuichi Ikeda
>>14344222
Just name yourself something stupid and you're good.
Seriously though, what kind of name in Bajeena?
Your new name is Pentagon Benis.
>>14344222
make a bunch of identities and be inconsistent until you forget who you are
>>14344289
Know what??
>>14344222
Paint your car bright gold
>>14344293
>Have an extraordinarily sexy voice
>Above all else, little girls. Little girls are the answer
>>14344222
> make A4 size Quartto face
> wear it like a mask, as Char did with his mask all the time
> practice & acting like Char all the time with the mask on
> when the time comes, remove the mask & wear sunglasses or shades
> ???????
> FUCKING PROFIT!!
hope this helps.this tip was come from one of my sister's Galaxy magazine (she's obsessed with those magazine before she become a total fugly fat ass bitch), where you could be Ronan Keating when wearing his 'face mask' back in my younger days i could remember & didn't give a single fuck about it. not that much info i could crank out from my memory but i can feel there's a philosophy behind that mask, if thinking deep while the mask is on.
excuse me, a little drunk & dizzy while posting after back from gathering. might get better after get some rest.
>>14344310
Some people have extra.
>>14344965
newtype fight.webm
>>14344222
Okay, first you gotta have an annoying sister yell your name all the time. Then you get an alias and a cool war nickname, then you get stabbed in the head and live. Hopefully you'll get a cool scar from it. Then you get a fake name that is based on a foreign number or something and an even dumber last name. Then you put the shades on. Then you proceed to not fool anybody and get beat up by an autistic child like 3 times and some more stuff, but this is the most important.
>>14345647
I don't always put on the sunglasses, but when I do, Kamille punches it off my face
>>14344232
Dumbass.
The correct answer is betray all the people you want, but just say to people that you never betrayed anyone.
>>14345647
so where's the part of "the Indian girl that could have been a mother to me & she ended up dead"?
>>14344965
>That fucking tear...
Gets me every time.
>>14345779
Quattro didn't do that, you're thinking of Char.
>>14344222
What did he mean by this?
>>14346040
By "I", he is actually referring to Quattro Bajeena, who has never actually betrayed anyone in his life. Note that Quattro Bajeena and Char Aznable are two different people though this may be confusing to some.
>>14346040
is it even a betrayal if the person you "betrayed" betrayed you already or already betrayed you?
>>14346936
>FTFY
>Quattro Bajeena
>Quad Row Vagina
>>14344289
Yeah, that nothing ever happened.
>>14346936
Tell me more
>>14345257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFk26inaprE
That tends to happen when Kamille gets involved.
>>14344222
Slap on some shades, change your name, ask everyone if they knew the dude with your previous name and then talk about how awesome that guy was.
>>14344918
OK, turn off the computer and get some rest.
I will never understand what compels people to attend "gatherings" and become intoxicated. I would commit suicide by H2S before allowing such a shameful condition to impact my ability to type coherent English.
![Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam - 34 (BD 720p) (OZC) (NakamaSub).mkv_snapshot_21.53_[2016.06.06_17.50.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cOZTHlu.jpg "Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam - 34 (BD 720p) (OZC) (NakamaSub).mkv_snapshot_21.53_[2016.06.06_17.50.53].jpg")
You need charisma
>>14348132
got some decent rest.
it's company gatherings, or should i say company's dinner.
at least it's a food feast for poorfags, who waiting for the paychecks come.
liquor never excluded from those event & you know that intoxication shits bound to be happen, voluntarily or involuntarily.
>>14348332
>>14344222
Reassure your best friend that he should blame his death on the misfortune of his birth.
>>14344289
>he thinks Char even has a penis
he's like Solid Snake
>>14344748
Will red works?
>>14345941
Every goddamn time, man.
>>14344965
Kamille sliding into the frame at the end always cracks me up
